(Crankers) CNN is going through a thing. Their ratings are dropping like turds from a goat that ate a canister of Metamucil. Now it seems like some of the personalities on CNN are gonna get axed and sent home with their head between their tails, walking away in shame and wishing they had been better at their jobs. But hey, if you’re a leftist network who’s spewing nonsense day in and day out, then why would anyone in the modern era want to watch you?
Afterall, the media has become the biggest source of misinformation and lies in hopes of networks getting more clicks and views. Today’s shows are all about sensationalist content that’s tailored towards the listener, telling them what they want to hear – not the cold hard facts that they SHOULD hear. Our media has been ruined by talk shows filled with bad opinions and BS instead of people digging deeper in hopes of educating people. And CNN is no different with their failed platform of dopey media figures.
And when I said heads are gonna roll, I didn’t specifically mean Brian Stelter’s potato-shaped eunuch head, I just meant there could be some recognizable names on the list of upcoming layoffs. It wasn’t after I wrote the headline that I saw Brian Stelter on video and though – you know what, his head can actually roll. Look how big and aerodynamic it is filled with all that fake news and his womanly voice. Trending Politics reported on CNN’s coming layoffs…
“CNN will implement another round of layoffs that will impact hundreds of employees across the organization, including those whose TV production talents won’t necessarily be needed in the new digital-first landscape,” Puck News reported. “Reporters and correspondents will be asked to assume more of the responsibilities once handled by teams of producers and production assistants, redundant assignments will be nixed, and various divisions will be reduced or even eliminated.”
“Some of the on-air talent are also likely to be affected. At the same time, CNN plans to create new positions across the organization that will service Thompson’s new digital-first business. One source posited that the transformation might even result in a net gain of employees. We’ll see. A network spokesperson declined to comment. Meanwhile, insiders describe an atmosphere of high stress and high anxiety.”