(Crankers) This has been the week from demonic hell as we’ve been plagued with videos of Cynthia Erivo and Ariana Grande doing their Wicked premieres.
I couldn’t scroll five minutes without seeing the pair of twigs who look like Ozempic zombies on my newsfeeds. But could that all be coming to an end? I think so and I hope so!
Cynthia Erivo is saying BYE BYE to Elphaba at the last premiere for the second Wicked movie, which looks equally as bad as the first one thanks to the cast being awful.
But my gosh, I am so tired of seeing these two completely unhealthy looking toothpicks. I’m not saying they need to be the size of Rosie O’Donnell, but could someone please get these women a cheeseburger? They look like the Ethiopian kids we pay 25 cents a month to feed!
I hate what Ariana Grande has become. She looks unwell and like someone needs to step in and give her an intervention.
Harpers Bazaar reported this on Cynthia:
Now, three years since filming wrapped on the beloved Broadway musical’s big screen adaptation, the magic of Oz is approaching its final chapter. The all-star cast made its final stop on the Wicked press tour last night in New York City, where celebs from Erivo and Ariana Grande to Jonathan Bailey and Michelle Yeoh took over the famed Lincoln Center. The event featured a custom built rotunda outside the venue’s exterior, Ozian guards welcoming guests at every entrance, a Wicked karaoke car made in partnership with Lexus, and finally a celebratory display of fireworks as the full cast posed for the final photo.
PRAISE THE LORD!
PLEASE RIDE YOUR BROOMSTICK INTO OBSCURITY AND STAY OFF MY SOCIAL MEDIA!!
GO AWAY!!!