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PA Democratic Senator John Fetterman voted to open the government, then some time after that he was hospitalized. I’m not saying the two things are connected, but the timing was skeptical that’s for sure! Just kidding, he fell due to a heart condition. Fetterman was briefly hospitalized this week after suffering a fall linked to a cardiac rhythm disturbance, his office and multiple news outlets confirmed. Fetterman, 56, was out for a morning walk near his home in Braddock, Pennsylvania, when he became light-headed and collapsed. According to statements from his office, the episode was caused by a ventricular fibrillation…

President Donald Trump is calling on the Department of Justice to launch a new investigation into several high-profile political and financial figures connected to Jeffrey Epstein, marking one of the most aggressive moves yet in the renewed national spotlight on Epstein’s network. In a post on his social-media platform, Trump said he would be directing Attorney General Pam Bondi and the Justice Department, along with assistance from the FBI, to investigate what he described as “Epstein’s ties to powerful Democrats,” specifically naming former President Bill Clinton, former Treasury Secretary Larry Summers, tech billionaire Reid Hoffman, and executives at JPMorgan Chase.…

Staff at Federal Prison Camp Bryan in Texas were fired for improperly accessing and leaking emails Ghislaine Maxwell sent to her attorney, which were later shared with the U.S. House Judiciary Committee and made public and Democrat Rep. Jamie Raskin is at the center of it. Maxwell, serving a 20-year sentence for sex-trafficking crimes linked to Jeffrey Epstein, had her lawyer, Leah Saffian, confirm the firings were due to “improper, unauthorized access” to the prison’s email system. Some leaked messages showed Maxwell praising the facility’s “concierge-style” treatment, noting better food and polite staff compared to her previous prison. A whistleblower…

U.S. Department of Agriculture Secretary Brooke Rollins says that every American receiving SNAP benefits will soon be required to reapply, marking a major shift in how the nation’s largest food-assistance program is managed. The announcement came during an interview on November 14, where Rollins outlined a new effort to tighten eligibility oversight and address what the administration describes as misuse and outdated records within the program. Rollins said the USDA intends to require “everyone” on SNAP to submit a new application so the agency can verify that all current recipients still qualify. Speaking about the plan, she emphasized that benefits…

The Dow Jones Industrial Average just made history, crossing 48,000 points for the first time ever and closing at a new all-time high. It’s a major milestone for a market that’s been on a rollercoaster all year, and investors are pointing to one big factor behind the surge as the government shutdown ends. The rally began gaining momentum early in the week, with blue-chip stocks leading the way. According to The Wall Street Journal, the climb above 48,000 marks the strongest performance for the Dow in months, fueled by a wave of optimism that the political stalemate in Washington is…

The political breakup no one expected just hit the GOP. Former President Donald Trump has officially cut ties with Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene, one of his loudest and most loyal defenders for years. And yes, it turned messy almost immediately. Maybe this explains why MTG was begging for donations on social media like a true grifter. She’s wealthy from stock exchanges, makes a 6-figure salary, and yet she was still begging her followers for donations. Pathetic, if you ask me and anyone smarter than a rock, or Jasmine Crockett. The split became public after Trump posted on Truth Social calling…

If you’re looking for a feelgood story, then here’s one for ya! And for once, I don’t have anything stupid to say about something. Wait, yes I do. Imagine patting people on the crotch all day and getting a $10k bonus check in the mail. That’s cool, right? I’m glad these workers are being compensated for staying on duty while the clowns in government shut it down and argued for almost three months. Good job and we all appreciate it. Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem announced that select Transportation Security Administration (TSA) officers will receive one-time $10,000 bonus checks for…

You gotta love when the filthy rich politicians lecture us little minions about billionaires as they’re flying around in private jets that only a broke millionaire could afford. Such is the case with geriatric liar, Pocahontas, as she was outed once again for contradicting herself on a massive scale. Warren, known nationally for her sharp critiques of billionaires and calls to “tax the ultra-rich,” is facing renewed scrutiny after reports resurfaced showing her own reliance on private jets during past campaign cycles. The contrast between her messaging and her travel habits has become a talking point for critics who argue…

Nothing says standing up for poor people and fighting the oligarchy like spending $15,000 PER HOUR on private jets. And don’t get me started on the climate. You know we can’t concentrate on more than one scandal at a time, so let’s stick to wasting money on private jets while calling out these wasteful boneheads. Sen. Bernie Sanders and Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez sparked a new wave of headlines earlier this year after reports confirmed they used private jets while traveling for their joint “Fighting Oligarchy” tour. The news kicked up plenty of debate online, mostly centered around optics, but the…

So you’re telling me JFK got shot in the head for this? LOL LAUGHABLE! If there’s one thing you will learn after reading this story, it’s that the Congressional Circus will continue. We may witness a little short fat clown exit politics and a taller skinnier clown jump into the mix. A new Kennedy is officially jumping into the political arena. Jack Schlossberg, the only grandson of President John F. Kennedy, announced he’s running for Congress in New York’s 12th District, the seat Rep. Jerry Nadler is leaving after decades in office. And yes, the internet has already decided this…

You gotta love the lack of awareness when it comes to Democrat Rep. Jasmine Crockett. She was making fun of women who support Trump while she was standing next to a giant man in a dress. The jokes just write themselves now and it’s hilarious. Crockett is no stranger to viral moments, and her latest one comes from an off-the-cuff conversation at a social event in Dallas. A short clip circulating online shows Crockett talking with a drag performer and joking about how she can “always spot a MAGA woman.” The comment set off a fresh round of debate on…

I’m not going to crack jokes about people who suffer from micropenis, but when it comes to a rotten person like Hitler, then I guess it makes sense why he was so bad. He must’ve been so angry that he had compensate for it in the worst way possible by killing millions of people. Why didn’t Hitler just buy a Dodge Ram 3500 instead? So anyway, this is a real news story and it’s saying that a DNA test stemming from a blood sample taken from the scene of Hitler’s death reveals the man suffered from having the tiniest dick…

All the millions of people who are milking the SNAP system better start taking showers and filling out job applications. Now I’m not against people using the system WHEN THEY NEED HELP, but I am 100% against people LIVING OFF THE SYSTEM because they refuse to work for a better life. Older people, people with disabilities, and anyone who needs temporary help – you’re fine. I hope you get the help you need. But if you’re some big back chick who spends all of her money on fake nails and fake eyelashes and you have 12 kids and refuse to…

The U.S. just announced a new military campaign called Operation Southern Spear, and it’s already becoming one of the most talked-about national security stories of the week. The announcement came directly from Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth, who posted about the operation on X and described it as an effort to “remove narco-terrorists from our Hemisphere.” The phrase got people’s attention quickly, especially since the statement came with very few details and raised more questions than answers. From what’s been reported so far, the operation is being run through U.S. Southern Command, with a new group called Joint Task Force Southern…

As more Epstein-related documents continue to surface, one of the newest developments involves a surprising name: Steve Bannon. But that shouldn’t surprise anyone, should it? Everyone already knows Steven Bannon is a huge scumbag and it’s actually a shame that Trump pardoned him. If you’re not sure why Steven Bannon is a scumbag, then think back to the Build A Wall scam where a group of people ripped off Americans for over $20 million. Bannon pleaded guilty to avoid jail time. That means he’s guilty and was part of the group that was taking advantage of real American patriots -…

Democrat Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez tried to take down President Donald Trump with a sarcastic statement about the Epstein files, but it flopped harder than a big back jumping off a cliff and landing on the concrete. AOC: “Republicans have been trying to deflect and diminish Trump’s close relationship with Jeffrey Epstein by delaying the release of the Epstein files. But now they can’t hide. It’s time for the truth to come to light and for the DOJ to release the files.” Did AOC forget Joe Biden was in office for four years and Democrats could’ve released files at any time,…

Jasmine Crockett proved once again she is unfit for office after she exposed her true colors and got fact checked by CNN on TV. She was talking about the recent Jeffrey Epstein emails that were released and mention Trump when she suggested that Republicans redacted a name. CNN reminded her that Democrats actually did that. A clip from a recent CNN interview has been circulating, and it sparked a whole round of fact-checks after Crockett made a claim about who redacted certain names in the newly released Epstein documents. Let’s break down what she said, what’s true, and why this…

Well, here we go again. Another day, another media controversy and this time it’s the BBC in the hot seat. Yes, that BBC. The one known for being the calm, buttoned-up, ultra-proper international news giant. And guess who they’re apologizing to? Donald J. Trump. If that sentence alone didn’t make your eyebrows jump, just wait till you hear what they admitted to. The BBC put out a documentary as part of their long-running “Panorama” series that included clips from Trump’s January 6th, 2021 speech. Nothing shocking about that; everyone and their grandmother has replayed those moments a hundred times. But…

Trump’s DOJ is suing California over their Prop 50 nonsense and it’s about to get HEATED!! The U.S. Justice Department has officially sued to block California’s newly approved U.S. House map that the voters passed under Proposition 50, and the same map Democrats hoped would flip as many as five Republican-held seats in 2026. California voters, who are completely clueless by the way, approved Prop 50 to redraw the congressional lines mid-decade. This is normally only done after the Census. Supporters said the old districts were outdated and didn’t reflect population changes. Republicans said the new map was basically a…

Remember when people had those giant antenna looking Bluetooth’s on their ear and they looked like a total d-bag? I do. Now look around in public at all the people wearing Air Pods in their ears as if they couldn’t dare miss a phone call or something else and they look bad too, right? Yes. They do. Well, if you want to complete your transformation into a complete and total tool, then you can pick up the next goofy gadget thanks to Motorola who’s releasing a bendable phone that you can wear on your wrist, your ankle, or even your…