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Patrick Mahomes, the star quarterback for the Kansas City Chiefs, really doesn’t need to be dealing with this a week before Super Bowl LVIII, but here we are. You’d think Patrick’s annoying and horrible brother would be plenty to deal with, but now his father just got himself arrested and it’s like Patrick is the only responsible adult in the entire family. Patrick Mahomes Sr. was arrested in Texas and charged with “driving while intoxicated third time or more” according to a sports report on CBS Sports. The report said the incident happened in Smith County and he was arrested…

Just when you think America is wasting money, they come up with something worse and waste even more money. Now we have New York City’s potentially dumbest mayor in history about to kick-start a pilot program that will spend $53 million in taxpayer money on prepaid credit cards to migrants. You know what I say? F*ck that! These are migrants, not Americans, and if you’re going to give out $53 million in free money to people who don’t even have a job, then just stop. How about spending $53 million to send these people back to their country and the…

I can't wait for Taylor Swift to write the breakup song! Kansas City Chiefs star tight end Travis Kelce was put in an awkward spot by a reporter. She stated she was there just to cover him and Taylor Swift, which is a really dumb thing for a newspaper to care about. He answered the question with a boring answer, but that's when it stopped being normal and started being weird. The reporter started singing Taylor Swift's 'KARMA' song, and Travis finished one word – but replaced it with his own version. Then the reporter asked him to finish the…

If you haven’t heard about these guys yet, then you might soon. They’ve been making a huge impact on the coffee community by doing something a little bit different than many others. Their name is Split Rock Coffee and they’re offering customer the chance to buy coffee on a subscription. But it’s not just that, it’s their work with the community that makes this coffee with a purpose. The coffee subscription model has been going great for them because the customer gets their coffee delivered to their home, office, or anywhere they wish in America. The customer also saves money…

Former NFL running back OJ Simpson is denying rumors that he’s been placed in hospice care. He posted a video on social media denying the rumors and said not to trust the media. Simpson, who made white Ford Broncos forever famous and gained even more fame and notoriety during his trial for the murder of his ex-wide, Nicole Brown Simpson, and her guy friend Ron Goldman. Like they said, “If The Glove Don’t Fit, You Must Acquit.” Simpson also wrote a book about the trial and crime of the century, saying he did not do it. Of course, no one…

Super Bowl LVIII was a little bit on the boring side. It felt like an Usher concert with a pre-show and post-show football game. Not too much was exciting about the game, but the Kansas City Chiefs ended up beating the San Francisco 49ers in overtime when quarterback Patrick Mahomes rolled right, threw a dart to wide receiver Mecole Hardman in the end zone, putting the 49ers down like a sick animal and sending the fans home in tears. But that really wasn’t the highlight of the game. The real highlight was when tight end Travis Kelce was caught on…

Imagine being a Cleveland Browns fan and the cops are like, “dude, you can’t drink alcohol here” and then wondering how else you’re supposed to be a Browns fan. Well, that happened. The Cleveland Division of Police posted their “rules and regulations” for tailgates in the Muni Lot during all Browns home games this year and it does not look fun at all. Before we review the Muni Lot rules, take a look at these fans as they were about to go there before last week’s season opener: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-IbwKDPVtxQ What are those fans doing? Hmmmm… now here’s the rules from…

A video has emerged on social media platform TikTok showing a much younger blond girl in a bar talking to former NFL running back OJ Simpon. She calls him out by name and he’s very close to her face. It looks like they’re taking a selfie or whatever, and he appears to move in for a kiss. That’s when the woman totally moves out of the way, rejecting the controversial court-case white Bronco running from the police Buffalo Bills player. You really can’t blame her for totally dissing OJ Simpson considering the court case he’s linked to. The video was…

Members of the Cincinnati Police Department were called to investigate a loose pig. Upon arrival, they asked if anyone owned it and it seemed like no one had any idea who the hog belonged to. That’s when the brave members of the CincyPD jumped into action and placed a lasso around the neck of the loose pig and hauled it in. Where they’re taking it? We have no idea. Maybe they can feed it for a while and turn it into bacon. I’m sure there’s someone out there angry at this video because they’re just miserable with their entire life…

President Joe Biden was booed by GOP fans during the Congressional baseball game. Biden made a surprise visit to the game, but was met with a handful of boos from the Republican fans. The boos appeared to take place after Biden stopped in, took some selfies, signed some autographs onto baseballs, passed out some ice cream, and then went towards the Republican dugout. Biden also received some cheers from Democrat fans and talked to Democrat House Speaker Nancy Pelosi in the Democrats dugout, as reported. One guy is so excited that he yells, “JOE YOU SUCK!” WATCH IT HAPPEN: …

This is Ava DuVernay and she’s the director of Colin Kaepernick’s Netflix special. She is asked some questions during an interview and refers to the NFL as a racist institution. WATCH her make the statement about the NFL, which I disagree with entirely: If you asked me, I’d be the first one in line to be a million-dollar slave playing football and hanging out with the guys all day! SIGN ME UP! I’ll play in the NFL if anyone wants to give up their roster spot. No matter what you think about Colin Kaepernick and his social justice stuff,…

I can almost guarantee that there is no way I could physically do this. Not because I’m out of shape or older, but because it just looks like something that requires physical attributes of Spider-Man and I simply don’t have that. This guy takes off running, hopes on a pole vault, shimmies his way on the stick, and then somehow nails the landing across a body of water. My only question was this: what the f-ck was the point of all this? I’m over here going to the gym barely three times a week trying to get rid of my…

Looks like there’s a lot of sports fans who like to chant things against President Joe Biden. In this particular case, they’re chanting something very profane and saying “f–k Joe Biden” and it’s not exactly family friendly. The anti-Joe Biden chant has become a popular trend in the last few weeks as it’s been seen on video at college football games and even a NASCAR race. At one point a news reporter was interviewing driver Brandon Brown after he won a race and she told him the fans were saying “let’s go Brandon” – but they clearly were not saying…

A fed up dad has allegedly killed his juvenile daughter’s 19-year-old boyfriend who allegedly sold her into a s-x trafficking ring, as reported by the police. The scumbag’s body was found in the trunk of a car in Spokane, meaning the father only made one terrible mistake (if he did it) – and that was not hiding the body in a spot where literally no one could ever find it or feeding it to the pigs like they say in the movies. Unfortunately for the 60-year-old dad, murder is still illegal even if your daughter was sold into s-x slavery…

I was on social media today, just hanging out like I normally do, when I saw these two videos and couldn’t stop laughing. Not only were they announcing their pronouns (no one cares), but the dude said he has a beard and glasses as if it wasn’t literally obvious. He should have announced his jacket was ugly too. The lady announced that she has long hair. I’m sitting here thinking, “wow, that really adds so much value to this video that I don’t know how we could’ve went without that information.” Then I realized this was not a satire or…

A woman wearing a ‘Let’s Go Brandon’ shirt was kicked out of an ECHL game and it was caught on video. This was a game with the Kansas City Mavericks squaring up against the Wichita Thunder and the video shows two security guys approach a woman to have a conversation. During the short talk, it looks like they’re focused on her shirt, which says “Let’s Go Brandon” and they ask her to get up and it looks like she’s being kicked out. Almost instantly, someone else in the stands bursts out with a “Let’s Go Brandon” chant and she acknowledges…

That phallic rocket all makes perfect sense now. This video shows stud actor Leonardo DiCaprio walking over towards billionaire Jeff Bezos and hugging his girlfriend. She was holding hands with Bezos, but you can tell she 100% wanted to go home with Leonardo that night. All the money in the world can’t make up for Bezos lack of manliness and there’s no way any woman in her right mind would chose the miniature billionaire over the towering bro from The Departed. There’s just no galaxy in the universe that Bezos could fly to where any woman would select him over…

Here is something I wouldn’t be doing, especially the way she did it. First of all, there’s at least two crocodile in front of her and a little puppy behind her or to the side. You know how crocodiles are and they could’ve easily snapped at her or the puppy in a split second and dragged them out to the waters in the East Alligator River, in Kakadu National Park. So what does she do? Well, she takes off her darn flip flop and starts slapping it towards the crocs, the same way your mom would snap the belt or…

Here’s a guy who wants to know how someone can actually get stuck inside of a walk-in freezer. Apparently it happened before and ended terribly, but he wants to know how that could possibly happen when you could just open the door with the handle. He’s about to find out! He walked into the freezer and then shows us how to get out by using the doorknob. Seems simple, right? Well, as he’s using the doorknob/handle, it actually gets stuck and his facial expression says everything. Seems like the door might be jammed or frozen stuck, so now he uses…

Actors Will Ferrell and Ryan Reynolds were scheduled to appear on different shows and they pulled a prank that caught the hosts off-guard. Ryan Reynolds was supposed to appear on Jimmy Kimmel’s show, but Will Ferrell showed up instead. Will Ferrell was supposed to appear on Jimmy Fallon’s show, but Ryan Reynolds showed up instead. Both of the incidents were posted on YouTube and got millions of views combined. It’s like when you tell your girlfriend to come over, but she sends her sister instead. I guess either one will do. The funniest part is that the chyron on the…