Author: drastic215

Let’s just get this out of the way now – the only thing worse than John Bolton could be John Bolton’s mustache. It looks like two caterpillars f*cking on his upper lip. Not only is John Bolton a RINO warmonger, but he’s also got a bad mustache and bad opinions too. He’s like the total package when it comes to failures in the GOP. Nick Sortor said this about John Bolton: “RINO Warmonger John Bolton calls Matt Gaetz the “worst cabinet pick in American history” That’s Matt’s best endorsement yet! F*çk John Bolton.” I think there’s some merit to what…

Former CNN goomba Don Lemon announced his departure from X like he was an airplane leaving an airport. That’s the best announcement Don Lemon ever made and we’re glad he announced it just so we can mock him for it. Donny boy, no one really cares if you’re leaving X and most of us think you’ll be posting again in two weeks when you get lonely on the Internet. Don Lemon sounds like he’s leaving X because he’s mad about Trump winning the 2024 election over the Queen of Word Salads, Kamala Harris. Don should also mention that his show…

You really can’t make this stuff up. Gavin Newsom has been one of the most disruptive politicians to ever ruin an American state, making some of the most boneheaded decisions we’ve ever seen in our lives – and he thinks he can walk through Skid Row unscathed? Bro, that hair gel must have eaten your braincells if you thought this was a good idea. Newsom is so bad for California that he deserves ’18 and life’ if you catch that rock band reference! Gavin Newsom took a stroll through Skid Row and people there were confronting him left and right.…

Adam Kinzinger looks like he’s either high, about to cry, or a little bit of both as he talks about Donald Trump’s recent addition to the political ‘avengers’ team. Trump wants Pete Hegseth to be the new Defense Secretary. Hegseth is an Army veteran whose now on Fox News. Kinzinger thinks Hegseth is a weird choice. You want to know what’s really weird, Adam? It’s going shooting in a poor setup and nearly killing a reporter when they get hit by shrapnel. That’s weird, bro. But Kinzinger, who looks like he’s about to shed a tear over Trump’s choices, says…

You’ve probably seen the ratings reports on CNN and the news about future layoffs. If you didn’t see that, then go search it yourself and see. There’s only one person on the entire CNN network who’s worth watching and that’s Scott Jennings who’s literally carrying the entire network on his back. So much work for one guy, right? The problem with Scott Jennings is that he’s good at his job and deserves to be on a better network and a higher paycheck. I don’t even know what the guy gets paid, but I’d say he deserves more considering CNN would…

The bird, bird, bird is the word. This bird is laughing so hard it fell out of the tree after finding out Joy Reid deleted her X account. The other birds are laughing so hard they’re going to fall out of the tree too. Tweet tweet. Oh wait, it’s called X now – as in Joy Reid is an EX MEMBER of X. Ha. Good. Joy Reid spent years filling the airwaves with propaganda, lies, and so much bullsh*t she could start a farm. Joy Reid’s preferred candidate lost the election to Donald Trump, and then Trump picked Elon Musk…

You gotta love it when a female comedian comes out of nowhere with a hilarious joke about people who are going on sex strikes over the results of the 2024 election. There’s been a small group of chicks on TikTok shaving their heads, saying they won’t sleep with anyone, wearing blue bracelets, and crying rivers of liberal tears all because Donald Trump won the election. Before I show you the joke that comedian Leonarda Jonie came up with about the sex strikers, let’s just remind those women of a few facts. Number one, women didn’t lose ANY rights when Donald…

CNN is going through a thing. Their ratings are dropping like turds from a goat that ate a canister of Metamucil. Now it seems like some of the personalities on CNN are gonna get axed and sent home with their head between their tails, walking away in shame and wishing they had been better at their jobs. But hey, if you’re a leftist network who’s spewing nonsense day in and day out, then why would anyone in the modern era want to watch you? Afterall, the media has become the biggest source of misinformation and lies in hopes of networks…

Donald Trump’s victory over Kamala Harris in the 2024 election has turned media figures into crybabies throwing hissy fits with the most absurd complaints and analysis you can imagine. People are coming up with every excuse for Kamala Harris instead of looking their own Democratic Party in the face and blaming the real problem – the political party who lost their way, lost common sense, and can’t even figure out what a woman is anymore. Democracy was in full effect this election and the American people raged for Donald Trump and it wasn’t exactly a vote for him specifically, but…

UPDATE 12/8/24: This post is waiting for more clarification from the FEC on the Kamala Harris campaign spending records to verify if they ended in debt, or ended in a surplus, etc. A recent story on Snopes said, “As of Oct. 16, the Harris campaign had raised more than $997 million directly, including money raised by the Biden campaign before he dropped out. It had spent $880 million, meaning that through Oct. 16 the campaign had surplus of $118 million and was not in debt.” Below is the original report. We based it on information we received on social media…

Welcome back, champ! President-elect Donald Trump was back in the White House and sharing a funny moment with sitting duck President Joe Biden.  Some of Biden’s staff look dejected as Trump strolled through. The look of losing an election was more present in the face of Joe’s staff, not necessarily his own. And what does Joe care, he’s gonna be retired on the beach of Delaware with Jill soon. It’s not very clear what Donald Trump and Joe Biden were laughing at, but my guess is they joked about the maniacal press screaming questions at them as they sat there…

Donald Trump will put Tom Homan in a position to secure the United States border along Mexico in hopes to fix everything that Joe and Kamala’s administration failed to do. President-elect Trump wants too secure the border and believes Tom Homan is the right man for the job. Videos circulating social media are mocking Kamala Harris and comparing her to Tom Homan. In the video below, it’s suggested that Tom Homan is the “real deal” while Kamala Harris was nothing more than a “faker.” It’s up to the viewers to form their own opinion of each person. We will see…

When Donald Trump won the 2024 election against Kamala Harris, you just knew things were going to get a little bit crazy. Trump plans to have Elon Musk and Vivek Ramaswamy run the DOGE – department of government efficiency, oddly enough the same acronym as the popular meme coin in the crypto world. But did you expect things to get THIS WILD, this fast? Maybe not. Elon Musk posted a hilarious message that promises transparency, asks for the public opinion on what they do, and plans to mock the most horrible, wasted spending that YOUR GOVERNMENT has been doing. Folks,…

White House press secretary KJP said she didn’t understand Peter Doocy’s easy question. He was asking about if it was awkward for Joe Biden and Kamala Harris to have lunch together after Donald Trump destroyed Harris in the 2024 election. The White House press secretary, known for deflections, lies, and wearing really bad outfits tried to act like she didn’t get the question. Peter wanted a simple answer, but KJP did her usual thing and then got mocked on social media for it. A lot of people on the right side of politics don’t like her. Me personally, I love…

Donald Trump is getting ready to make the DOGE an even bigger reality, and we’re not talking about the crypto meme coin. This is the Department of Government Efficiency and Trump is expected to appoint Elon Musk and Vivek Ramaswamy to lead the mission on reducing government jobs. To put this in perspective, Elon Musk got rid of most of the Twitter staff, renamed it to X, and it works PERFECTLY FINE. So just think about what these two brilliant minds can do to reduce the wasteful spending in the government and get rid of jobs that Americans don’t really…

Democrats are getting good at pushing their own people out of things. First they pushed Joe Biden out of the 2024 election, but watched Kamala Harris get destroyed by Donald Trump in an overwhelming victory for the Republicans. Now political news reports say Democrats are discussing what to do with Supreme Court Justice Sonia Sotomayor and if they want to push her towards an early retirement. Sotomayor is only 70, so it’s not like she’s in her 80s or 90s, and she should retire when she wants to, not when she’s told to. Democrats seem worried that Sotomayor could retire…

This is why we can’t have nice things. Five polling places were getting bomb threats according to officials in DeKalb County, a section of Atlanta, Georgia. This took place about an hour before the polling stations were scheduled to close. Voting was suspended at the locations until the police were able to confirm the area was safe and no bombs were found, as reported by AP. The report also stated that officials are seeking to extend voting time since it was disrupted by the bomb threats. The report further stated polling locations in two other counties faced bomb threats too,…

NY Times columnist Ross Douthat is making some 2024 election result predictions, suggesting Donald Trump could have a prominent victory. Ross said on X: “What I’ve been expecting since the spring, no reason to hedge now. My “model” — Trump won when he was behind in the polls in 2016, almost won when he was way behind in the polls in 2020, now he’s even in the polls with his best numbers ever, nothing in the early vote to strongly contra-indicate his victory, bet on him to win.” Ross shared a map showing his model and predictions for the 2024…

Mark Pincus has “seen too much” and that’s not a good thing for Kamala Harris. The tech billionaire is Mark Pincus, the founder Zynga, a huge name in the social gaming sector, and he’s been a lifelong Democrat. But things are changing and Pincus posted on X to talk about why he’s ditching the Democratic Party and voting for Donald Trump. Pincus said on X: “I am voting for Trump. I have been a lifelong Dem, supporting the past 4 presidential campaigns at $1m each (including Biden/Harris). This past year i have seen too much. Israel is America’s most loyal…

Joe and Mika were at it again. It seems like America’s most miserable married couple is attacking Trump supporters in another desperate attempt to sway voters. It’s like Joe and Mika really have nothing else to talk about these days. You know what, if Trump wins, then it would probably be better for Joe and Mika’s ratings, because networks had tons of content when Trump was president the last time. Nevertheless, these two media hacks never learn. Instead of focusing on their own candidate and telling us how good Kamala will do, the miserable pair of MSNBC hosts just can’t…