Author: drastic215

In today’s funny news stories, we have politician Adam Schiff getting robbed in San Francisco and I couldn’t help but laugh. Isn’t he one of the Democrat reps who think crime isn’t that much of a problem? Anyway, he left his luggage in the car and thieves stole it. Adam Schiff’s car was in a San Francisco parking lot for a few days and thieves were like, “oh, cool, look at that” and they took it, according to ABC3340. The news article about Adam Schiff being robbed of his luggage also said the following: Rep. Schiff reportedly appeared calm, telling…

  A small business owner is sick of criminals stealing from her store in Beverly Hills, so she created a shoplifter Hall of Shame to publicly shame them in hopes to deter other potential thieves from taking things without paying. Her name is Lisa Goodman and she's a stylist at Kitson in Beverly Hills. She was quoted by Fox 11 saying why she's doing the Wall of Shame: "As a small business, we feel abandoned by the authorities. With little support from the mayor or district attorney, we've been compelled to take matters into our own hands." This seems to…

  Here's a video of an older woman kicking a young boy at a baseball game. He was trying to walk by, glove in hand, enjoying the game, and she went out of her way to KICK HIM. Sure, it was just a light tap, but she sucks. She could have let him go by. She could have put her leg down. He carefully stepped over her, trying not to touch her. Nope, she's just bitter, old and probably smells like moth balls. She didn't have to act like that. You can even see the person next to her putting…

  A reporter on MSNBC gets heckled and trashed on live TV. The guy in the background kept yelling things like "yo, fake news" like he was imitating Rocky calling for Adrian or something. YOOOOO FAKKKKKEEEEE NEEEWWWWWS. It's always funny when reporters get verbally heckled on live television because some of them say funny things. I don't like when reporters are assaulted or their personal space is violated, but it's usually humorous when someone is in the background dancing or saying weird things. Anyway, that was funny and I hope you enjoyed the video.

  President Joe Biden's brain is so far gone that he's lying about getting arrested on a porch with a black family. His lie is so bad that even the Washington Post fact checked him, saying there's little to no evidence this ever happened, and they gave him FOUR PINOCCHIOS for the lie. Just think about what else he's lied about. The WaPo said: The primary source for this story is Biden — and we’ve learned over the years that he is not always a reliable source. He appears to be citing his mother to enhance his civil rights credentials…

  This one of those epic viral videos that starts off in the most crazy way, then has you cracking up laughing by the end. This woman is screaming at the airport, demanding for them to call Pete Bootyjudge, and freaking out in the most loud way ever. That's when she realized she was being taped and that she made a HUGE MISTAKE. Can you guess what the mistake was? She was yelling at the wrong airline! HA! Unlimited L’s posted the video on X with the caption: NEW: Delta Airlines passenger has a MELTDOWN on airport staff and demands…

  OH THAT'S JUST GREAT! Said no one ever as the iconic San Diego Oceanside is on fire. NBC San Diego had the news report on the pier fire that started around 3pm California time. The news report said: Although smoke obscured the scene, the building at the end of the pier was burning furiously. The structure was once the site of the Ruby’s Restaurant, which has stood empty since the business closed three years ago. As SkyRanger 7 arrived overhead, smoke was blowing onshore the entire length of the structure. “The Oceanside Fire Department is currently engaged in fighting…

  A worker in New York seen wearing a hard hat is being asked about seeing so many Republicans in Manhattan. The guy says it's not surprising and that "it's turning now, it's Trump's turn again." The worker is asked for his message to Joe Biden and he says "f-ck you" and walks away. This is exactly how I feel about everyone who voted for Joe Biden.

  Leave it up to the white liberal weirdos to pull this one off! Now we have drag queen story hour for Palestine. None of this makes any sense whatsoever, but I'm pretty sure someone should do a background check on every parent who dragged their kids to see this nonsense. First of all, kids don't even know or care about Palestine. They're kids. They just want to play and be a kid. Second, anyone taking their child to see a drag queen is a groomer. Third, any drag queen who signs up to see kids is a groomer. 4,…

  A married middle school teacher has admit to her alleged crimes and now faces 50 years in jail for the improper relationship she allegedly had with a teen boy student. The former teacher in Virginia's name is Megan Jordan and she plead guilty to five felonies that for alleged sex acts that took place with a boy student from Hungary Creek Middle School. Megan Jordan got convicted of four of those felony counts – carnal knowlege of a minor, and one extra felony of indecent liberties with a minor, as reported on Crime Online’s news report of the case.…

  I just watched the short video clip of President Joe Biden and all the brain-rot people chanting "four more years" and I am pretty sure that Joe read the wrong words on the teleprompter. Why would he say "pause" after saying "four more years" – good question, right? It's because Joe Biden's brain is fried like a shrimp and he's just being pushed around like an elderly puppet. This is practically elder abuse at this point. He should be resting on the beach and enjoying retirement, not reading the teleprompter wrong and smiling after it. My goodness, politics in…

  You may have seen all these protests on the news or on social media and this is probably the funniest video of them all. The college students are out in big numbers, dancing in the streets, screaming at the sky, and protesting and at least two of them have NO CLUE WHY they are even there. They literally admit on video that they're totally clueless on what's going on, but they want it to stop? Want what to stop? Well, they don't know! LMFAO!!!! College used to make us smarter, now we're paying tuition to get dumber. Collin Rugg…

  Australian Prime Minister Anthony Albanese is the old man screaming at the clouds! He's asking for social media to remove memes making fun of him because he's a giant crybaby who can't take a joke. Once I saw this, I knew I immediately had to make fun of this guy. What a sad, weak man he is. They may have giant bugs in Australia, but they also have a giant WUSS and he's the PM. Put it this way – if you're a politician or PM anywhere on the planet, then you're going to be in memes. It's part…

  Woman on social media talks about how she applied for a job and didn't get it. She then talks about some other aspects of job hunting. She thinks she didn't get one job because of her tattoos and I think she's right about that. Some stores just don't want someone covered in face tattoos to represent their company or work for them. You can call it discrimination if you want. I just call it preference. Look folks, get all the tattoos you want. That's your choice. Just remember that when you apply for a job, it's THEIR CHOICE to…

  White House press secretary and chronic liar, KJP, goes on a show to talk about some things like her job. KJP says her job is hard. Yeah, I guess lying all day is pretty hard when you're trying to keep your stories straight. If KJP was just brutally honest and always told the truth, then her job would be really easy. But of course, the White House under Joe Biden has a Democrat agenda to follow and KJP is part of the puppet show.

  Here's a video of two completely useless and overpaid Democrat politician 'Squad' members screaming in the streets. I'm not even sure what they're screaming about, but I know it's not productive. Maybe it's Israel/Palestine stuff, but screaming in the streets of America literally solves nothing overseas. Why don't they go over there and protest? They would earn their paycheck if they got something meaningful done instead of screaming at a protest in America that cannot do anything about the conflict overseas. If you want to protest the American government, then you go to the White House. If you want…

  Rep. Thomas Massie retweeted the video above that shows Democrats waving the wrong flag, betraying America, and disrespecting every single taxpayer in the country. Massie said he was warned about removing the video or he'd be fined. We said we'll post it for him if that's the case. Here's what Rep. Massie said on X: This is the U.S. House of Representatives under the direction of Speaker Mike Johnson. Democrats are celebrating his total capitulation with no victory for securing our border. Instead of fining democrats for waving flags, the House Sergeant at Arms just called and said I…

  President Joe Biden vs former President Donald Trump in some random polls on MSNBC might be something Democrats are scared of. Trump seems to be winning these polls on MSNBC, which is funny because of how far left MSNBC has gone over the years. Then again, we all know that polls don't mean anything and polls are often small samples of people. For example, even a poll of 1,000 people doesn't say much compared to how many millions of people are in America. Polls are just small samples of people's opinions that provide talking points for shows or news…

  I am tired of these motherf*ckin Democrats on this motherf*ckin plane! This video made me think of Samuel L Jackson's famous quote from the "Snakes on a Plane" movie. Except, this was no Samuel L Jackson and the only snake on the plane was New York City's Democrat Mayor Adams! He was confronted on an airplane where a woman yelled "f*ck you" and scolded him for the state of his city. She really ripped him a new one! New York City is having quite a tough time dealing with crime, migrants, and just bad leadership all around. It's probably…

  Reporter Lisa Boothe takes a stand for Donald Trump. She doesn't want to hear anyone say he's a threat to Democracy, then she talks about who is the real threat to America. Some recent posts by Lisa Boothe on X said the following: We should be terrified about the future of the country watching these evil little brats at Columbia and elsewhere cheer on terrorists These students at Columbia only underscore why Israel is doing the right thing. Hamas is evil, and so are the people who support them. Will Jewish students be asked to wear a yellow star…