Author: drastic215

Kutztown University alumni who enjoys gaming, sports, building websites and optimizing ads for successful businesses. Other than that, just your typical northeast Philly family guy! Go Birds!

Did you hear the story about the FEMA supervisor who was advising workers to avoid homes that looked like Trump supporters lived there? And this was taking place during a crisis where human beings may have needed help, but she let politics get the best of her and literally put people in possible danger. Yeah, that story is real. The fired FEMA worker, named Marn’i Washington, is now speaking out and honestly, she’s making the story so much worse. It’s worse because she reveals that this practice was somewhat widespread throughout FEMA, meaning people were being placed in danger or…

Read More

Donald Trump found a way to disturb former bartender turned politician, Democrat Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, without even saying anything to her. Trump named Tulsi Gabbard as his future head of national intelligence and AOC is simply freaking out over it, throwing some fearmongering into the mix of her normal daily activities. AOC said about Tulsi’s future appointment, “I actually think almost more than Matt Gaetz, Tulsi Gabbard’s appointment is devastating… And Tulsi Gabbard’s nomination, as much as she says that she’s an anti-war person, she’s not. She supports very pro-war individuals, and let’s be very clear: A Tulsi Gabbard nomination…

Read More

Wins are stacking up and this guy didn’t even take office yet. Donald Trump won the 2024 election against Kamala Harris and there’s been a bunch of weird things happening that signal good times ahead for all. It’s like the world is taking America serious again, because we know everyone was mocking us for the last four years. Heck, the people running the White House couldn’t even tell you what a woman was 5 weeks ago, and now things might finally go back towards a country run on common sense. A lot of people voted against Donald Trump because they…

Read More

Florida is going to lose one Marco Rubio, but possibly gain a Lara Trump in the process. Not a bad trade UP if you ask me, but I don’t run Florida, so it’s not up to me. Florida’s Republican Governor Ron DeSantis will have to replace Sen. Marco Rubio if he leaves to work with Donald Trump in the new administration. Trump might tap Rubio to serve as the new Secretary of State, which would mean Rubio leaves his role as a Florida Senator and DeSantis gets to replace him. Lara Trump was on TV talking about the possibility of her…

Read More

Donald Trump found the ultimate way to weed out all the swamp creatures in one move. Trump announced he would appoint Congressman Matt Gaetz as the new Attorney General. Gaetz has already resigned from Congress, so this wasn’t a joke. This was serious and all the RINOS and leftists (same thing, really) are freaking out. If there was ever a way to show you who needs to be drained from the swamp, then this was it! Who is Matt Gaetz? Matt Gaetz is an American politician who served as the U.S. Representative for Florida’s 1st congressional district from 2017 until…

Read More

FAFO, the teacher edition! Let’s meet Annie Dunleavy, a special education teacher who was placed on temporary leave from the Cheshire School District after she posted a video saying she would fight Trump supporters. She later resigned from the Chapman Elementary school, doing everyone else in the building a great favor by taking her craziness somewhere else. This is what’s wrong with the teachers nowadays. Some of them have no common sense. If you’re mad about an election, that’s fine, but you’re really, really stupid if you’re posting videos of yourself threatening to fight people over it – especially if…

Read More

Let’s just get this out of the way now – the only thing worse than John Bolton could be John Bolton’s mustache. It looks like two caterpillars f*cking on his upper lip. Not only is John Bolton a RINO warmonger, but he’s also got a bad mustache and bad opinions too. He’s like the total package when it comes to failures in the GOP. Nick Sortor said this about John Bolton: “RINO Warmonger John Bolton calls Matt Gaetz the “worst cabinet pick in American history” That’s Matt’s best endorsement yet! F*çk John Bolton.” I think there’s some merit to what…

Read More

Former CNN goomba Don Lemon announced his departure from X like he was an airplane leaving an airport. That’s the best announcement Don Lemon ever made and we’re glad he announced it just so we can mock him for it. Donny boy, no one really cares if you’re leaving X and most of us think you’ll be posting again in two weeks when you get lonely on the Internet. Don Lemon sounds like he’s leaving X because he’s mad about Trump winning the 2024 election over the Queen of Word Salads, Kamala Harris. Don should also mention that his show…

Read More

You really can’t make this stuff up. Gavin Newsom has been one of the most disruptive politicians to ever ruin an American state, making some of the most boneheaded decisions we’ve ever seen in our lives – and he thinks he can walk through Skid Row unscathed? Bro, that hair gel must have eaten your braincells if you thought this was a good idea. Newsom is so bad for California that he deserves ’18 and life’ if you catch that rock band reference! Gavin Newsom took a stroll through Skid Row and people there were confronting him left and right.…

Read More

Adam Kinzinger looks like he’s either high, about to cry, or a little bit of both as he talks about Donald Trump’s recent addition to the political ‘avengers’ team. Trump wants Pete Hegseth to be the new Defense Secretary. Hegseth is an Army veteran whose now on Fox News. Kinzinger thinks Hegseth is a weird choice. You want to know what’s really weird, Adam? It’s going shooting in a poor setup and nearly killing a reporter when they get hit by shrapnel. That’s weird, bro. But Kinzinger, who looks like he’s about to shed a tear over Trump’s choices, says…

Read More

You’ve probably seen the ratings reports on CNN and the news about future layoffs. If you didn’t see that, then go search it yourself and see. There’s only one person on the entire CNN network who’s worth watching and that’s Scott Jennings who’s literally carrying the entire network on his back. So much work for one guy, right? The problem with Scott Jennings is that he’s good at his job and deserves to be on a better network and a higher paycheck. I don’t even know what the guy gets paid, but I’d say he deserves more considering CNN would…

Read More

The bird, bird, bird is the word. This bird is laughing so hard it fell out of the tree after finding out Joy Reid deleted her X account. The other birds are laughing so hard they’re going to fall out of the tree too. Tweet tweet. Oh wait, it’s called X now – as in Joy Reid is an EX MEMBER of X. Ha. Good. Joy Reid spent years filling the airwaves with propaganda, lies, and so much bullsh*t she could start a farm. Joy Reid’s preferred candidate lost the election to Donald Trump, and then Trump picked Elon Musk…

Read More

You gotta love it when a female comedian comes out of nowhere with a hilarious joke about people who are going on sex strikes over the results of the 2024 election. There’s been a small group of chicks on TikTok shaving their heads, saying they won’t sleep with anyone, wearing blue bracelets, and crying rivers of liberal tears all because Donald Trump won the election. Before I show you the joke that comedian Leonarda Jonie came up with about the sex strikers, let’s just remind those women of a few facts. Number one, women didn’t lose ANY rights when Donald…

Read More

CNN is going through a thing. Their ratings are dropping like turds from a goat that ate a canister of Metamucil. Now it seems like some of the personalities on CNN are gonna get axed and sent home with their head between their tails, walking away in shame and wishing they had been better at their jobs. But hey, if you’re a leftist network who’s spewing nonsense day in and day out, then why would anyone in the modern era want to watch you? Afterall, the media has become the biggest source of misinformation and lies in hopes of networks…

Read More

Donald Trump’s victory over Kamala Harris in the 2024 election has turned media figures into crybabies throwing hissy fits with the most absurd complaints and analysis you can imagine. People are coming up with every excuse for Kamala Harris instead of looking their own Democratic Party in the face and blaming the real problem – the political party who lost their way, lost common sense, and can’t even figure out what a woman is anymore. Democracy was in full effect this election and the American people raged for Donald Trump and it wasn’t exactly a vote for him specifically, but…

Read More

UPDATE 12/8/24: This post is waiting for more clarification from the FEC on the Kamala Harris campaign spending records to verify if they ended in debt, or ended in a surplus, etc. A recent story on Snopes said, “As of Oct. 16, the Harris campaign had raised more than $997 million directly, including money raised by the Biden campaign before he dropped out. It had spent $880 million, meaning that through Oct. 16 the campaign had surplus of $118 million and was not in debt.” Below is the original report. We based it on information we received on social media…

Read More

Welcome back, champ! President-elect Donald Trump was back in the White House and sharing a funny moment with sitting duck President Joe Biden.  Some of Biden’s staff look dejected as Trump strolled through. The look of losing an election was more present in the face of Joe’s staff, not necessarily his own. And what does Joe care, he’s gonna be retired on the beach of Delaware with Jill soon. It’s not very clear what Donald Trump and Joe Biden were laughing at, but my guess is they joked about the maniacal press screaming questions at them as they sat there…

Read More

Donald Trump will put Tom Homan in a position to secure the United States border along Mexico in hopes to fix everything that Joe and Kamala’s administration failed to do. President-elect Trump wants too secure the border and believes Tom Homan is the right man for the job. Videos circulating social media are mocking Kamala Harris and comparing her to Tom Homan. In the video below, it’s suggested that Tom Homan is the “real deal” while Kamala Harris was nothing more than a “faker.” It’s up to the viewers to form their own opinion of each person. We will see…

Read More

When Donald Trump won the 2024 election against Kamala Harris, you just knew things were going to get a little bit crazy. Trump plans to have Elon Musk and Vivek Ramaswamy run the DOGE – department of government efficiency, oddly enough the same acronym as the popular meme coin in the crypto world. But did you expect things to get THIS WILD, this fast? Maybe not. Elon Musk posted a hilarious message that promises transparency, asks for the public opinion on what they do, and plans to mock the most horrible, wasted spending that YOUR GOVERNMENT has been doing. Folks,…

Read More

White House press secretary KJP said she didn’t understand Peter Doocy’s easy question. He was asking about if it was awkward for Joe Biden and Kamala Harris to have lunch together after Donald Trump destroyed Harris in the 2024 election. The White House press secretary, known for deflections, lies, and wearing really bad outfits tried to act like she didn’t get the question. Peter wanted a simple answer, but KJP did her usual thing and then got mocked on social media for it. A lot of people on the right side of politics don’t like her. Me personally, I love…

Read More