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NYC Socialist Mayor's Big Plans Hit Two Walls in Week One
New York City's freshly inaugurated socialist mayor, Zohran Mamdani, is discovering that governing is a bit trickier than campaigning. The man has been in...
Florida Opens Fauci Probe That Biden's Pardon Can't Block
You know that presidential pardon Joe Biden's autopen stamped out for Anthony Fauci? Turns out it has a pretty significant limitation, kind of like a coupon...
Fauci Pleads the Fifth 100+ Times, May Face Contempt Vote
Dr. Anthony Fauci apparently discovered a new favorite phrase during his Senate testimony this week, and boy did he get his money's worth out of it. The...
Cori Bush Raises Tornado Cash, Then Goes Full "No Comment"
Nothing says "trust me with public office" quite like raising money for tornado victims and then absolutely refusing to explain where any of it went. Former...
JD Vance Gets New Homework Assignment: Hunt Down Visa Fraud
President Trump just handed JD Vance yet another to-do item, and the vice president is already rolling up his sleeves like a guy who actually enjoys group...
Fauci Pleads the Fifth 100 Times, Paul Plans Contempt Vote
Remember when Anthony Fauci spent four years on television telling everyone he was literally the walking embodiment of science? Well, apparently science has...
Wisconsin Brewer Loses License After Offering Free Beer If Trump Dies
Well folks, it turns out that promising complimentary brews to celebrate the potential demise of a sitting president is not exactly a winning business...
NYers React to ICE Building Firebomb With Obvious Take
A guy showed up to a federal building in Lower Manhattan with fireworks, pellet guns, knives, axes, a machete, flammable liquid, and a manifesto, and...
Fauci was physically SHAKING as he PLEAD THE FIFTH
You know you messed up if you're literally shaking while you plead the fifth and refuse to answer questions at a hearing.
Dem Gov. Sherrill won't release names of 6,600 illegals who registered to vote in New Jersey
New Jersey Gov. Mikie Sherrill (D) announced she will block the release of over 6,600 noncitizens to the Trump administration who were allegedly registered...
Fauci is so bad that Fetterman even wore a suit to tell him off
You know things are getting serious when Democrat John Fetterman ditches his hoodie for a suit. This time he's telling off Dr. Fauci for all the lies and...
Old video of Dr Fauci just made everything worse for him
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