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NYC Mayor Mamdani Thinks the ICC Outranks the Constitution
Zohran Mamdani, the freshly minted mayor of New York City, went on camera this week and basically told everyone that international bodies should have more...
Man Stabs Two Strangers on NYC's Upper West Side While Yelling
New York City reminded everyone on Thursday that it remains the place where you can just be minding your own business and suddenly find yourself in a...
House Tells Trump to Pump the Brakes on Iran, Trump Shrugs
The Republican-controlled House of Representatives just told its own president to cool it with the Iran military operations, and honestly, watching this...
Trump Runs Out of Patience With Thune Over SAVE Act
White House Press Secretary Karoline Leavitt strolled into Thursday's briefing armed with a New Jersey voter scandal and a not-so-subtle warning aimed at...
Fox Weather Lady Says Network Told Her to Zip It on Cuomo
Janice Dean, the beloved meteorologist who spent 22 years at Fox News, is now spilling some very hot tea about her former employer, and honestly, it sounds...
Trump Teases 'Massive Attack' on Iran Like a Reality Show Finale
Just when you thought the geopolitical landscape could use a little more chaos, President Trump told Axios he's "seriously considering" launching what he...
NYT Writer Slams Sex Trafficking, Praises Gates, Skips Epstein Part
Well, here's a fun little journalism pretzel for you. One of the New York Times' biggest opinion stars apparently spent years singing Bill Gates' praises as...
House GOP Passes Funding Bill, Democrats Can Only Watch
Congressional Republicans just pulled off what can only be described as a legislative steamroll this week, muscling a government funding bill through the...
Four GOP Rebels Vote With Dems to Limit Trump on Iran
Nothing says "party unity" quite like watching four of your own team members walk across the aisle and high five the opposition. That's essentially what...
DCCC Goes 0 for 3 Picking Primary Winners, Burns $4.5M
Picture spending nearly $4.5 million of other people's money trying to pick winners in three separate primary races and losing every single one. That is...
Senate Confirms Texas Judge, Shockingly Along Party Lines
In a development that will surprise absolutely nobody who has watched Washington operate for the last decade, the Senate confirmed Arthur Roberts Jones to...
Gas Prices Go Brrrr as Middle East Chaos Sends Oil Soaring
If you were enjoying slightly cheaper gas for a hot minute, congratulations on that brief vacation from financial pain, because it is officially over. Oil...
America's Oil Piggy Bank Is Busted and Needs Serious Fixing
So it turns out the nation's emergency oil stash, the Strategic Petroleum Reserve, is basically running on fumes and held together with duct tape. The Trump...
Socialist Challenger Gets Whopped in Arizona Primary Showdown
Well, another progressive insurgent tried to storm the castle, and the castle just laughed. Rep. Greg Stanton absolutely walloped democratic socialist Kai...
Obama Presidential Center Leaves Plumber Millions in the Hole
Nothing says "economic boost for small businesses" quite like driving those small businesses into the ground. The Obama Presidential Center in Chicago...
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