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Spain's migrant invasion results from one night are horrifying
You can thank the leftist leadership for this. In just one day we've seen thousands of African migrants storm Spain and by the end of the night the entire...
DHS Secretary Brings Receipts, Congresswoman Wants Manager
Nothing says productive governance quite like two adults talking over each other on national television while accomplishing absolutely nothing. That is...
Jackson Preaches Judicial Neutrality on Michelle Obama's Pod
Sometimes the universe hands you comedy gold so pure that no writer could ever top it. As USA Journal reported, Supreme Court Justice Ketanji Brown Jackson...
Saudi Arabia Forms Navy Avengers to Guard the Red Sea
Saudi Arabia just looked at the chaos in the Red Sea and said, "Fine, I'll do it myself," announcing a brand new Multinational Maritime Defense Alliance to...
Newsom Raised $347M in Donations That Aren't Donations, Wink Wink
California's golden boy Gavin Newsom is watching his 2028 presidential ambitions get progressively more awkward, kind of like showing up to a party where...
Dems Cry Foul Over Fauci Probe They Never Bothered to Read
You know that coworker who complains about never being included in meetings but also never checks their email? That is essentially what just happened in the...
Trump Says Hamas Will Hand Over Weapons, Internet Skeptics Await
President Donald Trump took to social media on Thursday to announce what he's calling a massive diplomatic win, claiming that Hamas has agreed to give up...
Hugh Hewitt Says Schumer Is Frozen Stiff by Socialist Takeover
Something fascinating is brewing inside the Democratic Party, and by fascinating I mean absolutely bonkers. According to conservative radio host Hugh...
Virginia Had 6,531 Non-Citizen Voters and Just... Left Them There
Ladies and gentlemen, the Commonwealth of Virginia identified over six thousand people on its voter rolls who literally told the state they weren't American...
Trump Says Iran Wishes It Could Hack Minnesota That Well
When over 30 water systems in Minnesota got hit by a coordinated cyberattack, intelligence officials started pointing fingers at Iran. President Trump...
Ilhan Omar Says Daughter Definitely Not Getting Cuban Aid
Rep. Ilhan Omar finds herself back in the spotlight, and for once it's not about something she personally did. This time, the controversy revolves around...
Squad Member's Husband's Property Is Now a Homicide Scene
Well, here's a headline nobody in the congressional 'Squad' wanted to wake up to. Boston authorities have officially classified the death of 18 year old...
Another $100M F-35 Bites the Dust Near San Diego Base
Nothing says "Friday afternoon" quite like a $100 million stealth fighter jet turning into a very expensive bonfire in a field near San Diego. An F-35 went...
ICE Now Catching People at Airport Gates Like It's a Reality Show
Turns out the friendly skies just got a whole lot less friendly if you happen to be in the country without proper documentation. Federal immigration agents...
Newsom Shows Tax Returns Like a Museum Exhibit: Look But Don't Touch
Gavin Newsom, the man who spent months telling anyone with a microphone that he has "nothing to hide," finally let people peek at his tax returns on...
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18yo girl found dead in home owned by Rep. Pressley's husband was murdered, police say
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