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CBS Anchor Goes on Vacation, Sub Destroys His Ratings
Nothing says "job security" quite like going on a two week vacation and having your replacement absolutely smoke your numbers in the ratings. That is...
Vance Roasts Fox News Pundit Over Burritos and It's Chef's Kiss
Vice President JD Vance just bodied a Fox News commentator so hard that the man probably needs to ice down his ego for a week. The whole thing started...
22 Democrat AGs Had Lawsuits Ready Before Trump Even Won
Well, well, well. Turns out all those conspiracy theories about coordinated legal attacks on Trump were actually just... accurate observations. According to...
Trump Lost His Birthright Citizenship Fight, So He Found a Loophole
Remember when Donald Trump was so fired up about ending birthright citizenship that he literally became the first sitting president to show up at Supreme...
Court Tells Trump to Pump the Brakes on His Ballroom
Nothing says "second term energy" quite like demolishing part of the White House to build yourself a 90,000 square foot ballroom, only to have a federal...
Fauci Takes Out Trash, Wife Takes Out Frustration on Camera
You know things are going well in your life when photographers are camped outside your house catching you hauling garbage bags to the curb. That's exactly...
TikTok Let Perez Hilton Stream Crisis for 30 Minutes
Perez Hilton, the celebrity gossip blogger turned TV personality and social media influencer, was transported to a Miami hospital on August 4, 2026...
Pirro Keeps Her Job But Gets Roasted Over Pool Drama
In what might be the most dramatic saga ever involving a decorative body of water, President Trump has decided NOT to fire U.S. Attorney Jeanine Pirro over...
McEnany Reads Fauci's Diary, Discovers a Plot Twist Nobody Asked For
Kayleigh McEnany spent the scariest chapter of the pandemic practically living in the same rooms as Dr. Anthony Fauci. The Situation Room, the Oval Office...
RFK Jr. Shook Up HHS But Forgot About the Ad Budget
Bobby Kennedy Junior stormed into the Department of Health and Human Services like a man on a mission to flip every table in Washington. He questioned...
Two GOP Senators Allegedly Playing Keep-Away With Key Transcripts
Nothing says "team player" quite like allegedly stonewalling your own party's investigation for four solid months. According to The American Tribune, John...
Murkowski Votes No on AG Pick While Alaska Voters Side-Eye Her
Senator Lisa Murkowski of Alaska is once again doing what she does best: giving her own party a migraine. The Republican senator announced Friday that she...
Trump Says U.S. Has Plenty of Missiles, Promises Jail for Leakers
CBS News rolled out a bombshell story claiming America has basically run out of long-range precision missiles after months of operations against Iran. Their...
Trump Endorsement Can't Save GOP Rep From Farmer With Cows
In what can only be described as a truly magnificent face plant, U.S. Representative Andy Ogles of Tennessee just got booted out of his own party's primary...
Rand Paul Skips the Senate Line, Ships Fauci Contempt to DOJ
Well, folks, Rand Paul finally found a way around those pesky Senate Democrats, and honestly, it's the most creative thing to come out of Congress since...
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