Crankers | You can't make this stuff up

Recent posts

Whoever put music to this is going to H3LL

Turn up the volume when watching this funny video.

Tom Cruise and Anne Hathaway announce new 'Days of Thunder' movie

Tom Cruise announced the new Days of Thunder movie coming out in 2028. Anne Hathaway is in it, but shouldn't it be Nicole too?

Non-Binary Sam Smith says he'd love to be a 'FisherThem'

That weirdo Sam Smith said he'd like to be a 'fisherthem' - since he's non-binary and cringe as anything. Total weirdo. I like fishing too, but I'm not...

130mph Car Chase Ends With One Ticked Off Cop

You shouldn't be driving 130mph running from the cops. And if you do, and they need to stop you with pit maneuvers and spike strips, then expect the cops to...

Ohio State Professor Tackling Reporter Caught On Video

Fox News reported: "CAMPUS CHAOS: An Ohio State professor was reportedly placed on leave after he was caught on camera tackling a journalist to the...

Mamdani’s 9/11 Story About His Aunt Was HUGE LIE

Remember Zohran Mamdani’s story about a Muslim “aunt” who was supposedly afraid to ride the subway after 9/11 because she wore a hijab? Subsequent reporting...

Jelly Roll Mocked Trump Then Cried When Fans Walked Away

Jelly Roll is crying on Jimmy Kimmel show. It's just like Jimmy Kimmel was crying. This is what happens when you go full TDS and turn political when you...

She Delivered the Food but Her Other Hand Had People Asking Questions

When you order food and pay all those silly fees and forgot to tip, so you get this as an extra bonus. Yeah, I am just gonna pick up my food for now on...

Politician Nearly Gets Flattened by Train During Dumb Mistake

MAZE reported: "This clip perfectly embodies the uselessness of so many of our politicians. Senator Blumenthal (from my home state of Connecticut), holds a...

TikTok Star Calls on the “Powers in Heaven” To Remove Trump

Reported by I Meme Therefore I Am: Following Dolly Parton’s death, a TikTok influencer with 19 million followers claimed that he and his supporters had...

Sports Fans Jokingly Say This Video Got the 49ers Owner Arrested

Please make sure you realize this is a joke, but it's darn funny. Is this the video that got 49ers owner Jed York interested in trailer trash prostitution...

Think she can go all the way down?

When you see the image for the video, then see the video, you'll probably start laughing too. Now see the video:
WTF

Dirty bum takes a leak on the bus

I'm not sure where this video takes place, but it looks like a dirty bum is taking a leak on a bus and I'm pretty sure everyone on the planet is sick of...

Woman Who Can Barely Speak English Claims America Lives In a Trump Dictatorship

You gotta be really dense to get up there on a microphone, say you're living in a dictatorship, and you can barely speak English. Does she even know what...

The Number Behind Minnesota’s Massive Fraud Scandal Will Make You Sick

Minnesota 3rd world fraudsters just got a combined 155 months in PRISON for their role in a $250M fraud scheme. Their names are all Somalian. Abdihakim...
Tired of ads? Go ad-free — $4/mo →
👑 CRANKERS GOLD
  • No ads, ever
  • Trash Talk in the Comments
  • Give 💀 Reactions
  • It's Better than Working
  • Meet New Friends
Join Gold — $4/month

or $40/year · cancel anytime

Crankers

Threads
6,026
Messages
6,232
Members
33
Latest member
junojim
Back
Top