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Rand Paul calls for contempt vote on Fauci
After Anthony Fauci, MD, declined to answer questions during a congressional committee hearing led by Sen. Rand Paul (R-KY) yesterday, Paul told reporters...
"He's a piece of sh!t" - Sen. Moreno calls out Fauci
Senator Bernie Moreno was asked about Dr. Fauci pleading the fifth and responded with "he's a piece of sh!t."
Chuck Schumer gets railroaded by rabid leftist during anti-corruption talk
A self-described “journalist” interrupted Senate Minority Leader Chuck Schumer as he promoted his proposal for a new federal agency called the...
North African Muslims break into Spain from Morocco, causing havoc and chaos
Thousands of migrant males from Morocco swam or climbed border fences to breach Spain’s North African enclave of Ceuta, overwhelming local police and...
Chaos ensues as 10k+ migrants illegally cross border into Spanish city of Ceuta
On July 30, 2026, thousands of migrants crossed into the Spanish North African enclave of Ceuta, overwhelming security in a scene reminiscent of the May...
Is this guy from the Bronx real?
Should we be terrified that the Bronx has a one man army?
DSA Co-Chair Goes on Fox News, Confirms Every Wild Thing
Well, someone decided to go on national television and basically read a political wish list that sounds like it was written during an all night college dorm...
Wisconsin Dems Want a Ballot Do-Over and a Judge Says Nope
The Wisconsin Democratic Party just got smacked down in court so hard you could hear it in all 72 counties. As USA Journal reported, a judge tossed out a...
Trump Threatens to Play the Waiting Game on AG Pick
President Trump is apparently willing to grab a folding chair and simply wait out two Republican senators who are blocking his Attorney General nominee. As...
Florida GOP Rep Forgot One Form, Now Dems Get a Free Seat
Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the political equivalent of forgetting to attach your resume to a job application, except the job is literally representing...
Hot Dog Vendor Says Tractor Supply Banned Him for Liking Trump
Nothing says "land of the free" quite like getting your wiener cart kicked off a parking lot because of your Facebook page. A North Carolina hot dog vendor...
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Congress Discovers 60% of Disability Recipients Want Jobs
In a shocking twist that surprises absolutely nobody who has ever dealt with government bureaucracy, the House of Representatives actually passed a bill...
Two Outgoing GOP Senators Block Trump's AG Pick Over a Typo
Nothing says "I'm totally over it" quite like using your final weeks in office to torpedo your own party's nominee because a document wasn't worded to your...
Fauci Pleads the Fifth 112 Times, CNN Says That Was Dumb
Dr. Anthony Fauci walked into a Senate hearing on Wednesday and proceeded to say the exact same sentence over a hundred times like a broken robot who...
Springfield Ohio Braces for ICE After 12,000 Haitians Lose TPS
Well, folks, the legal limbo machine just ran out of quarters. Thousands of Haitian migrants in Springfield, Ohio are now staring down the barrel of...
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