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Democrats' House Takeover Plans Hit Iceberg, Still Rearranging Deck Chairs
Remember about six weeks ago when a big name TV talking head confidently proclaimed that Democrats were basically locks to grab the House back, and the only...
Dems Rigged California's Map and Still Can't Win Big
California's redistricting commission went ahead and redrew the state's congressional boundaries before the 2026 elections with a singular purpose: give...
Reacher Star's New Movie Gets Absolutely Wrecked at Box Office
Alan Ritchson, the guy who plays the hulking hero on Amazon's hit show Reacher, decided that the best way to promote his new film Motor City was to go on a...
Judge Ignores Supreme Court, Congressman Files to Impeach Her
The Supreme Court handed down a ruling that was about as subtle as a foghorn: lower courts are not allowed to issue stays that block the termination of...
Virginia Gov Hands 66K Felons Their Voting Rights Back
Governor Abigail Spanberger just dropped a Saturday bombshell, announcing that her office has given back voting privileges and other civil liberties to...
DHS Agent and Wife Found Dead in Apparent Murder-Suicide
A tragic discovery was made at a Sayreville, New Jersey home on the evening of July 3rd, when police found 46 year old Kelly Latauro dead inside the...
WI Gov Candidate Wanted to Cancel Turkey Day in 2020
Nothing says "vote for me to lead your entire state" quite like telling millions of Americans their favorite holiday should have been scrapped four...
Democrats' 2026 Candidate Lineup Is an Absolute Dumpster Fire
If you thought political recruiting couldn't possibly get any worse, allow me to introduce you to the Democratic Party's 2026 roster of candidates, which...
Tragedy Strikes Idaho In-N-Out Just Days After Grand Opening
A gunman carrying an AR-style rifle took the lives of three people and wounded seven others at a brand new In-N-Out location in Twin Falls, Idaho on...
FCC Boss Wonders If 'The View' Is News or a DNC Pep Rally
The nation's top communications watchdog just turned up the heat on America's favorite daytime shout-fest, and honestly, this is the kind of regulatory...
Florida Actually Catches Medicaid Cheats While Other States Punish Everyone
So apparently most states have decided that the best way to deal with Medicaid fraud is to just nuke everybody's payments from orbit and call it a day...
Indiana GOP Leader Quits After Learning Trump Holds Grudges
Indiana Senate President Pro Tem Rodric Bray just discovered what happens when you pick a fight with the guy who never forgets a slight. Bray announced on...
Fauci's Own Diary Might Be His Worst Enemy Right Now
Nothing says "everything is fine" quite like a guy's personal journal potentially blowing up his entire legacy. As Conservative Brief reported, former CDC...
Dusty Terror Court Sits Unused for 30 Years, Then Trump Shows Up
Back in 1996, Congress created something called the Alien Terrorist Removal Court. It was purpose built to handle deportation cases involving classified...
FBI Now Tracking IP Addresses of Voter Registrations
Well, folks, the FBI is officially sliding into your voter registration's DMs. As Trending Politics reported, the Bureau recently grabbed the IP address...
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18yo girl found dead in home owned by Rep. Pressley's husband was murdered, police say
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