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Have the suspects in this video been locked up yet?

I dunno about you, but this pisses me off. Nothing worse than uneducated lowlifes at school. This is a direct result of the loser parents not doing their...

Making it rain at the stripper funeral

I dunno how else you pay respects to your fellow pole dancer, but I guess throwing fake movie prop money on the casket is a good start. Well, we don't know...
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Israel accused of burning people alive in Gaza

I don't know the source or how true this is, but holy sh*t.
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First Cadaver Lesson: A Moment Med Students Can't Forget

Welp, this was a day some could not forget. It's their first cadaver lesson and some medical students simply were not made out for the profession.

DISGUSTING: woman eating butter dipped in blue frosting

Since when is eating butter dipped in frosting a good idea? People will do anything for attention.

When two scumbag moms meet in real life to fight about kids

Look at these fine women. Two rotten pieces of crap. Who gets tattoos like that on their face? They're not even good. And they're arguing over a social...

Where do people learn how to twerk?

I'm not saying this is true, but this is probably the most accurate answer:

Somalian pasta lady teaches you how they eat

If you wanted to vomit after watching a disgusting video, then I've got the video clip for you! I don't think she's learned what a fork is. Maybe they...

"F@cking f@tass. Get out of the way. Fat motherf@cker" - Reds pitcher Caleb Ferguson is a douchebag

Reds pitcher Caleb Ferguson is a massive douchebag. Not because he's on the Reds, but because he lashed out at a chubby umpire who made a mistake during a...

I love me a good elevator fight

It was only a matter of time until hands were thrown and jiggly bits were jiggling.

Is this how all truck drivers dress when away from home?

Just saw this funny video of a truck driver getting gas, but his outfit was the show stealer. I thought there would be a hooker, but it might just be him -...

Fraudsters in CA and MN get bad news from HHS Sec. RFK Jr

HHS Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr. said the Trump administration is halting over $1 billion in Medicaid payments to California and Minnesota due to...

The most masculine man of 2026

Some will say this is a joke, but I say you should thop being thilly.

Woman with no eyebrows mocks Donald Trump

A woman mocks President Trump for being “kicked out” of Spain’s soccer photos after the World Cup, and claims he should be impeached. I just wanna know how...

Hunter Biden says Ted Cruz is gay and does things to animals

Hunter Biden might have a history of smoking crack, but that doesn't make him a liar! He's on a podcast with that ugly chick and claiming that there's a...
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