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Muhammad Tops England Baby Names for Third Year Running
For the third consecutive year, Muhammad is the most popular baby name for boys in England and Wales, and the annual list that normally generates...
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Trump Fires Entire Election Assistance Commission on a Friday
The Election Assistance Commission, the federal agency tasked with helping states run secure and accurate elections, now has exactly zero...
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Two US Carrier Groups Park Near Iran as Blockade Talk Heats Up
Nothing says "we need to talk" quite like parking two aircraft carrier strike groups in your neighbor's driveway. The United States has...
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That Woman With the Protest Sign Isn't Real, Never Was
You know that image floating around of a woman in sunglasses standing in a sunny park, holding a cardboard sign that reads "I hope you are proud...
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Jack Smith's Team May Have Leaked Classified Info While Prosecuting Trump for Same
If you ever wanted a textbook example of irony so thick you could spread it on toast, Senate Judiciary Committee Chairman Chuck Grassley just...
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Newsom Hires Mystery Lawyer, Still Can't Find His Tax Returns
Gavin Newsom has been under federal criminal investigation for nearly a month now, and the transparency he keeps promising is starting to look a...
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Audit Every Member of Congress, Starting Yesterday
A member of Congress makes $174,000 a year. That is a solid paycheck by any measure, but it does not exactly explain how so many of these public...
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Vatican Excommunicates SSPX Bishops, Warns Conservative Faithful
Well, that escalated quickly. Pope Leo XIV and the Vatican have dropped the hammer on the Society of St. Pius X, excommunicating the...
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Swift's MSG Wedding Had Walls, ID Checks, and Zero Irony
Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce tied the knot at Madison Square Garden, and the internet wasted absolutely no time pointing out that the mega pop...
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JD Vance Predicts Trump Impeachment Like a Weather Forecast
JD Vance went on Jesse Watters' show and casually predicted that if Democrats win the midterms, Trump will get impeached again. Not "might" get...
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Home Depot worker rejects male customers, doesn't even know the products in the store
Home Depot needs to send the video to the unemployment office after they fire her ass.
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Trump Gives Iran a Saturday Deadline on the Strait of Hormuz
President Trump has essentially handed Iran a homework assignment with a Saturday due date, and the consequences for not turning it in are a lot...
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Ex-Obama Aide Fired for Allegedly Stealing Cards to Buy Kratom
There are career pivots, and then there is whatever Adam Fetcher just did. The 42 year old former deputy press secretary in the Obama...
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Supreme Court Slaps Down Trump's Birthright Citizenship Order
Well, that executive order lasted about as long as a snowball in a deep fryer. The Supreme Court has struck down President Donald Trump's...
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CNN Airs Quote from Fake Congressman, Has to Apologize
CNN, the network that brands itself as the most trusted name in news, got absolutely bodied by a joke account on X this week. As The American...

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