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Somalian pasta lady teaches you how they eat
If you wanted to vomit after watching a disgusting video, then I've got the video clip for you!
I don't think she's learned what a fork is. Maybe they...
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Kentucky Newspaper Prints Reader Calls to Kill Feds and Trump
So a small town newspaper in Whitesburg, Kentucky decided that their reader submission section was the perfect place to publish what can only be described...
Tony Romo Predicted Every Play Except Getting Pulled Over
Former Dallas Cowboys quarterback and current CBS broadcast voice Tony Romo got himself into a situation no amount of pre-snap reads could have predicted...
FL Rep Says We Need Illegals to Defend America. Sure.
Florida Republican Maria Salazar apparently woke up one morning and decided that the United States military simply cannot function without the help of...
NYC Mayor Sets Homeless Camp Deadline, Camp Says No Thanks
New York City's socialist mayor Zohran Mamdani squeaked into office with barely half the vote back in 2025, promising to basically make everything free for...
RI Lawmaker Threatens ICE, DHS Claps Back With Receipts
Rhode Island State Representative Enrique Sanchez, a proud Democratic Socialists of America endorsee, decided this week was the perfect time to hop on X and...
Democrat Wants to Subpoena Barron Trump and No One Knows Why
Nothing says "serious congressional oversight" quite like demanding testimony from the president's college-aged kid who holds zero government positions and...
Feds Caught Sending $99 Million to Dead People, Finally Stop
Turns out the federal government has been writing checks to people who are, shall we say, no longer with us. As The American Tribune reported, Social...
Ted Cruz Playing Political Nostradamus About 2028 Democrats
Ted Cruz has apparently added fortune teller to his resume, because the Texas senator is out here making bold prophecies about the future of the Democratic...
NYC Mayor Tells People to Protest, His Own Cops Say Nah Bro
New York City Mayor Zohran Mamdani is speedrunning the political embarrassment Olympics, and honestly, he might take gold. First, the guy spent weeks loudly...
Obama Sounded Like a MAGA Rally Speaker Back in 2008
Well folks, the internet has done it again. Someone dug up a campaign video of Barack Obama from 2008, and apparently the man was out there delivering...
Florida Rep Cory Mills Collecting Investigations Like Pokemon
Florida congressman Cory Mills is speedrunning the "how many investigations can one person juggle" challenge, and honestly, he might be going for a record...
Court Says Undocumented Immigrants Can't Just Vibe Freely
Remember when Trump promised he'd undo Biden's border policies and kick off mass deportations? Well, the guy actually followed through, which in politics is...
Judge Suggests Court Nobody Uses, Trump Actually Uses It
In what might be the greatest "be careful what you wish for" moment in legal history, a federal judge who has been a thorn in the Trump administration's...
Ilhan Omar's Sister Tied to Address That's a Fraud Magnet
Minnesota's biggest fraud scandal keeps getting more interesting, and now the family tree of Rep. Ilhan Omar is catching some fresh attention. According to...
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