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GA Democrat Tries to Cancel Black-Owned Restaurant for Feeding a Republican

Nothing says "I support minority entrepreneurs" quite like trying to torch a Black woman's restaurant because she had the audacity to serve food to someone...

Manufacturing Numbers Drop and Left Told to Read Them

Remember when every liberal pundit in America swore up and down that tax cuts were fairy dust and factory jobs were as extinct as the dodo bird? Well...

Democrats Declare War on Each Other Before Fighting Republicans

The Democratic Party is currently experiencing the political equivalent of a family Thanksgiving dinner where half the table wants capitalism and the other...

NYC Mayor Learns He Can't Arrest World Leaders, Shocked

New York City Mayor Zohran Mamdani had a rough Tuesday when he was forced to publicly acknowledge that his office lacks the legal authority to slap...

Democrats Fighting Each Other in Michigan Like It's a Sport

Nothing says party unity quite like two of your biggest names publicly picking opposite sides in a Senate race and daring everyone to watch the fireworks...

Trump Gives Iran a One-for-One Infrastructure Menu

Iran apparently needs things spelled out in big bold letters, so President Trump obliged them on Wednesday morning with a Truth Social post that reads less...

Mike Johnson Goes Full Action Movie Hero at Press Conference

House Speaker Mike Johnson grabbed the microphone on Wednesday and basically delivered a monologue that sounded like the opening scene of a political...

Socialist Challenger Gets Obliterated by 36 Points in Arizona

Well, another democratic socialist decided to take a swing at the establishment, and the establishment swung back like a wrecking ball. Rep. Greg Stanton...

Pretty sure Zelensky is gay

No amount of money can hide this gayness. Yep, that's Zelensky, the president grifter of Ukraine.

FBI Swatted 700 Drones Out of the Sky During World Cup

The FBI just wrapped up what it calls the most massive security operation for any sporting event in human history, and honestly, the stats are absolutely...

Grandma and Grandpa Just Got a Tax Break, Democrats Fuming

If you're 65 or older and wondering what the government has done for you lately, the answer might actually surprise you for once. According to Conservative...

Dems Sweating as Fetterman Flirts With Switching Teams

Democrats are reportedly having a collective anxiety attack because Senator John Fetterman of Pennsylvania keeps hinting that he might just pack his bags...

Biden Left Oil Reserve at 43-Year Low With a Broken Site

Joe Biden has been chilling in retirement for about 18 months now, but the gifts he left behind just keep on giving. According to USA Journal, the Strategic...

NJ Software 'Glitch' Registered 6,600 Non-Citizens to Vote

Nothing screams election integrity quite like a computer system that registers people to vote after they literally press a button saying they are NOT...

Rep. Crockett Says Rooting for Argentina Is Racist Now

Ladies and gentlemen, we have reached peak absurdity in American politics, and honestly, I didn't think we could top last week. During a House Oversight...
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