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Pretty sure Zelensky is gay

No amount of money can hide this gayness. Yep, that's Zelensky, the president grifter of Ukraine.

Philly airport workers caught brawling

This might be why your luggage is lost.

Bro got DINGED in the head by a flying cup while talking his trash

Just enjoy the sound of this video when you can turn the volume up. Also, I miss when gas was $3.44.

Is this video of Laura Loomer real or AI?

I can't tell if this is real or not. I think it's been altered. I can't remember her having a chin like Jay Leno.

Have the suspects in this video been locked up yet?

I dunno about you, but this pisses me off. Nothing worse than uneducated lowlifes at school. This is a direct result of the loser parents not doing their...

Making it rain at the stripper funeral

I dunno how else you pay respects to your fellow pole dancer, but I guess throwing fake movie prop money on the casket is a good start. Well, we don't know...
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Israel accused of burning people alive in Gaza

I don't know the source or how true this is, but holy sh*t.
WTF

First Cadaver Lesson: A Moment Med Students Can't Forget

Welp, this was a day some could not forget. It's their first cadaver lesson and some medical students simply were not made out for the profession.

DISGUSTING: woman eating butter dipped in blue frosting

Since when is eating butter dipped in frosting a good idea? People will do anything for attention.

When two scumbag moms meet in real life to fight about kids

Look at these fine women. Two rotten pieces of crap. Who gets tattoos like that on their face? They're not even good. And they're arguing over a social...

Where do people learn how to twerk?

I'm not saying this is true, but this is probably the most accurate answer:

Somalian pasta lady teaches you how they eat

If you wanted to vomit after watching a disgusting video, then I've got the video clip for you! I don't think she's learned what a fork is. Maybe they...

"F@cking f@tass. Get out of the way. Fat motherf@cker" - Reds pitcher Caleb Ferguson is a douchebag

Reds pitcher Caleb Ferguson is a massive douchebag. Not because he's on the Reds, but because he lashed out at a chubby umpire who made a mistake during a...

I love me a good elevator fight

It was only a matter of time until hands were thrown and jiggly bits were jiggling.
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