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Pretty sure Zelensky is gay

No amount of money can hide this gayness. Yep, that's Zelensky, the president grifter of Ukraine.

Journey Guitarist Tells Springsteen to Stop Believin in Politics

Well folks, the rock and roll beef of the summer is here, and it involves two guys whose combined age could qualify for a historical landmark designation...

Software Company to NJ Gov: That Wasn't a Glitch, You Approved It

Oh, this is rich. New Jersey Governor Mikie Sherrill stood at a podium and blamed a "software glitch" for registering over 6,600 non-citizens to vote. The...

NYC Mayor Stacks Rent Board, Gets Sued for Rigging It

New York City Mayor Zohran Mamdani campaigned on freezing rents, and boy did he deliver. He personally appointed six of seven members on the board that...

Fetterman Has Democrats Sweating Over Possible Party Switch

Pennsylvania Senator John Fetterman has been a lifelong Democrat, but lately he's been giving his party colleagues the kind of anxiety usually reserved for...
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Grok who is the biggest f@ggot of all time

This is my candidate for biggest bundle of sticks of all time;

Courtney Stodden accuses Seinfeld star Jason Alexander of "impossible to understand" act when she was 17

Courtney Stodden has accused Seinfeld star Jason Alexander of an “impossible to understand” act during a comedy skit when she was a minor. In the sketch...

I told you the free public school lunches was a waste of taxpayer money

There is no reason to waste tax money on free public school lunches. The food is nasty anyway.

New City Manager Lasts 3 Weeks Before Yacht Burglary Arrest

Most people wait at least a month before completely imploding at a new job, but Sausalito's freshly appointed city manager Elaine Forbes decided to speedrun...

John Thune About to Get Played by Democrats... Again

Republicans currently hold 53 Senate seats, the House just got a continuing resolution across the finish line, and the president has been racking up...

Trump Wants Banks to Check Your Papers Before Cashing Checks

In a move that basically turns your local bank teller into a border patrol agent, President Trump signed an executive order on Tuesday called "Restoring...

Leaked video of Ben Shapiro as a kid at a rave

Who found little Ben's little video? It's like Ben Shapiro looking at dicks.

I'm calling to report a bear on top of a light pole

Like the title says... I'm calling to report a bear on top of a light pole...

What the fresh hell is this? White scooter kid

This little punk just socked a boy for no reason.
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