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GOP Discovers Dems' Kryptonite and It Rhymes With Socialism
For months, Republicans have been nervously side-eyeing the generic congressional ballot like it's a check they don't want to open. Democrats have...
Politico Quietly Admits the Voter Honor System Is a Joke
For years, anyone who raised concerns about noncitizens casting ballots in American elections got treated like they just claimed the moon landing was filmed...
Trump Calls Off Biggest Attack Since WWII, Says Deal Time
Nothing says "let's negotiate" quite like having your finger hovering over the launch button and then graciously agreeing to pick up the phone instead...
NYC Mayor Gets Benched at Soldier's Funeral, Looks Mad About It
New York City Mayor Zohran Mamdani showed up to a funeral ready to give a speech and left with his tablet tucked away and his feelings visibly hurt, which...
Florida's Medicaid Fraud Crackdown Makes Other States Look Silly
Ron DeSantis is wrapping up his time as Florida's governor with his second term ending in January, and apparently he decided to spend his final stretch...
RFK Jr. Goes Full Cage Match on Dana Bash During CNN Interview
If you tuned into CNN's State of the Union on Sunday expecting a polite chat about public health, boy did you pick the wrong episode. HHS Secretary Robert...
JD Vance Might Have to Save the SAVE Act From Senate Chaos
Republicans won themselves a nice little Senate majority after the 2024 elections, but apparently "nice little" doesn't cut it when you need 60 votes to do...
Carville Threatens to Quit Dems Over a Twitch Streamer
James Carville, the ragin' Cajun who helped put Bill Clinton in the White House and has spent three decades being the guy who says out loud what other...
Rep. Marcy Kaptur Hit in Stolen Car Crash on Way to Church
Ohio Congresswoman Marcy Kaptur, who is 80 years old, ended up in the hospital on Sunday after a stolen vehicle slammed into the car she was riding in while...
Pizza Guy Says California Can Keep It, He's Moving On
The guy who co-founded California Pizza Kitchen just told his home state to kick rocks, and honestly, it's kind of hilarious when the founder of a...
Chick-fil-A and Straw Polls: SC Senate Race Gets Spicy
Darlene Graham Nordone, sister of the late Senator Lindsey Graham, has officially entered the wild world of politics, and she wants everyone to know this...
British Woman Voted in 5 US Elections, Only Got Caught by Snitching on Herself
So that whole "noncitizens never vote in American elections" talking point just took another massive hit. A 63 year old British citizen named Ada Ngozi...
Trump Calls Off Iran Strike, Says Deal Parameters Agreed
In what might be the most dramatic Saturday night plot twist since reality TV was invented, President Donald Trump announced he pulled the plug on a planned...
GOP Discovers Magic Word That Terrifies Democrats: Capitalism
Well folks, it turns out that Republicans have been playing political chess all wrong when the answer was sitting right there on a Monopoly board the whole...
Democrats' House Takeover Plans Hit Iceberg, Still Rearranging Deck Chairs
Remember about six weeks ago when a big name TV talking head confidently proclaimed that Democrats were basically locks to grab the House back, and the only...
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