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Why are guys quitting online dating? Oh, maybe stuff like this...
Did you ever notice there's a double standard when it comes to online dating? Women want the most perfect man and have the most utmost demands...
Just a reminder that men cannot menstruate
Doesn't matter how much a guy dresses up as a woman, he's not going to menstruate. Sorry lads, we simply don't have the right body to allow proper...
Guy stabs worker in Utah mall, then random strangers deliver BTA before cops arrive
Some jack-wagon stabbed a worker in the Valley Fair Mall in Utah, then random people delivered belt to ass and knocked out the stabber...
This Disneyland 'Princess' is a guy with a mustache
This feels disturbing and out of place, especially in a setting for kids. At the Bibbidi Bobbidi Boutique, a man dressed as a fairy godmother’s...
This is why we don't do stupid internet challenges
When you see all those dumb Internet challenges and think about trying it - don't. Or you'll end up like this guy with a ticket to the urgent care...
Why can this go on a plane, but I have to pay extra for luggage over a certain weight?
I'm not trying to be mean, but this obese woman is being carted on and off an airplane and I'm over here paying extra just to check in a suitcase...
"F#ck your birthday" - Jersey Mike's manager tells freeloading entitled customer
A freeloading entitled customer tried demanding free food from a Jersey Mike's hoagie shop. She said it's her birthday and she should get her food...
Senator Lindsey Graham Dies at 71, Two Days After Ukraine Trip
Senator Lindsey Graham of South Carolina died Saturday night at the age of 71, and absolutely nobody saw it coming. As originally reported by...
Woman busted stealing in Walmart tries fighting the cops
This is why products are being locked up in stores across America. People like this are stealing and then fighting the cops when they get caught...
Teacher fired for comments after Trump assassination attempt
An Ohio teacher lost her job after posting on social media about President Donald Trump following a shooting at the White House Correspondents’...
DeSantis moves to impeach judge who let a baby killer walk free
We have a major problem with crime in our country and the worst part of it is the judges who won't lock up violent offenders. Miami-Dade Circuit...
Woman says she's too poor to get a job, but that's literally why you get the job
In another one of today's "you can't make this sh*t up" - a woman says she's too poor to get a job. Then she whines about Elon Musk, who actually...
Ontario police ain't catching no one in those shoes
If you have to break the law in any location, then may as well go up to Ontario in Canada where the male cops are wearing your hooker step-mom's...
John Thune Gets Emotional Honoring Lindsey Graham on Senate Floor
Senate Majority Leader John Thune broke down in tears on the Senate floor Monday while paying tribute to the late Senator Lindsey Graham, and if...

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