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Newsom's 20 Year Old Scandal Returns Just In Time For 2028
Nothing says "I'm ready to run for president" quite like your former mistress dropping a Vanity Fair tell-all about your affair from two decades ago. Gavin...
Brewer Who Offered Free Beer When Trump Dies Loses License
Kirk Bangstad, owner of Minocqua Brewing in Wisconsin, turned hating Donald Trump into a full lifestyle brand. It was his marketing plan, his public...
Iran Fires Missiles at US Base, All Intercepted, Ceasefire Dead
Well, that ceasefire lasted about as long as a New Year's resolution. Iran decided Tuesday was the perfect day to lob a bunch of missiles and drones at a...
Country Singer Loses 8 Fans at Concert, Writes an Essay
Country musician Aaron Lee Tasjan performed a song at a Texas show on June 14 that included lyrics about queer trans feminists, the first Black president...
New Sen. Graham Threatens to Block Senate Vacation Over Vote
South Carolina's freshly sworn in Republican Senator Darline Graham has decided that nobody gets to go on summer vacation until Congress does its homework...
NYC's Government Grocery Plan Gets Roasted by Cuban Immigrant
New York City's socialist mayor has apparently decided that what the Big Apple really needs is government run grocery stores in every single borough...
Trump Honors Lindsey Graham, Then Drops His Phone Number Again
President Trump stood before a packed Washington National Cathedral on Tuesday and delivered a heartfelt eulogy for the late Senator Lindsey Graham, calling...
DHS Moves to Strip Citizenship From 10 Criminal Migrants
Well, well, well. Turns out that lying on your citizenship application and then going on a crime spree is finally catching up with some folks. DHS Secretary...
AOC lectures people about privilege but has a staffer to hold her umbrella
You can thank TMZ for this interview and showing us how AOC is a hypocrite on privilege. She's got a staffer holding an umbrella for her. If that ain't...
The public wants the parents of this child arrested
Whoever is raising this kid is doing a terrible job and should be arrested.
The British Citizen Award
This year's The British Citizen Award winner is Khadija Patel, the founder of the KRIMMZ Girls Youth Club in Bolton.
AG Ken Paxton owns 15 properties on a $153,750 salary
Cross-eyed Ken Paxton earns an annual base salary of $153,750 as the Attorney General of Texas.
Paxton owns at least 11 residential properties, and...
Woman charged after allegedly beating woman in her 70's with brick and bragging about it
Keona Danee Sanders, 23, is facing charges after allegedly attacking a woman in her 70s with a brick outside the victim’s home, then boasting about it on...
Woman orders something that made man cancel first date right on the spot
Man cancels first date when she ordered food for her kids at home and thought he'd pay for it. Good job, sir. You're not required to feed her kids. That's...
"These people hate America and want to destroy this country" - Rep. Anna Paulina Luna on DSA platform
Rep. Anna Paulina Luna stated: "These people hate America and want to destroy this country. We can never let that happen" and shared the DSA's platform...
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