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Bonnet woman tries driving away with bumper falling off
When you think you're innocent (or in big trouble) and try to drive away from a car accident with your bumper falling off and everyone gets you on video...
Transgender candidate wants to become Republican's worst nightmare
The campaign video for this thing is pretty funny. He said: "My name is Dina Nina. Trans woman, live in poverty, and I want to legalize weed!"
I'll leave...
Sounds like Democrats are openly cheating elections after Keith Ellison's speech
Minnesota AG Keith Ellison makes it sound like the Democrats are openly cheating elections now and just don't care. We know they cheat, otherwise the...
Rep. Jasmine Crockett (D-TX) implies it was racist to root for Argentina vs Spain
Jasmine Crockett proves, once again, that she could be one of the most moronic people in political history. She doesn't have the word salads like Kamala...
Woman says she's starving on reduced or no SNAP EBT benefits
This woman claims she is starving after her EBT or SNAP was reduced or taken away. The Internet was not kind in the comment sections.
Ferrán Torres scored game winning World Cup goal, then wore a “Make Spain Great Again” hat
Ferrán Torres, the player who scored the game-winning goal at the World Cup, is currently sporting a “Make Spain Great Again” hat during the victory parade...
Appeals Court Gives Trump a Win on Mail-In Voting Rule
A federal appeals court just handed the Trump administration a temporary victory in its quest to make states share their mail-in voter lists with the Postal...
Ricky Gervais Says Your Outrage Just Makes His Job Funnier
Ricky Gervais has a message for everyone who thinks he should tone down his comedy: he does not care, and your anger is actually improving his experience...
GOP Has $677M to Dems' $136M and the Midterms Haven't Even Started
For years, Democrats made complaining about money in politics their entire personality. Citizens United was the boogeyman. Super PACs were destroying...
ESPN Fires Ryan Clark Mid-Broadcast of NFL Live
There are bad days at work, and then there is finding out you no longer have a job while you are literally in the middle of doing that job on live...
Lindsey Graham's Sister Says She's Running and MAGA Is Not Happy
Nothing says "clean, open primary" quite like the appointed placeholder deciding she actually likes the chair and would prefer to keep it. Darline Graham...
Two U.S. Soldiers Killed in Jordan Identified, Trump Warns Iran
The Pentagon has identified two American soldiers killed in an Iranian attack on a base in Jordan last week, and President Trump is making it very clear...
Ex-GOP Congressman Guilty of Secret Lobbying for Venezuela
Former Rep. David Rivera of Florida, a man who built his political brand on being a fierce anti-Communist crusader, has been convicted by a federal jury in...
Trump Says FBI Found Obama-Era Burn Bags That Never Got Burned
During his Thursday night primetime address on election security, President Trump dropped a detail that kind of deserves more than a passing mention. As USA...
Trump Warns Iran Will Pay 'Many Times Over' for Fallen Soldiers
The War Department has identified two U.S. Army soldiers killed in an Iranian attack on a base in Jordan, and President Trump responded with the kind of...
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