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GA Democrat Tries to Cancel Black-Owned Restaurant for Feeding a Republican
Nothing says "I support minority entrepreneurs" quite like trying to torch a Black woman's restaurant because she had the audacity to serve food to someone...
Manufacturing Numbers Drop and Left Told to Read Them
Remember when every liberal pundit in America swore up and down that tax cuts were fairy dust and factory jobs were as extinct as the dodo bird? Well...
Democrats Declare War on Each Other Before Fighting Republicans
The Democratic Party is currently experiencing the political equivalent of a family Thanksgiving dinner where half the table wants capitalism and the other...
NYC Mayor Learns He Can't Arrest World Leaders, Shocked
New York City Mayor Zohran Mamdani had a rough Tuesday when he was forced to publicly acknowledge that his office lacks the legal authority to slap...
Democrats Fighting Each Other in Michigan Like It's a Sport
Nothing says party unity quite like two of your biggest names publicly picking opposite sides in a Senate race and daring everyone to watch the fireworks...
Trump Gives Iran a One-for-One Infrastructure Menu
Iran apparently needs things spelled out in big bold letters, so President Trump obliged them on Wednesday morning with a Truth Social post that reads less...
Mike Johnson Goes Full Action Movie Hero at Press Conference
House Speaker Mike Johnson grabbed the microphone on Wednesday and basically delivered a monologue that sounded like the opening scene of a political...
Socialist Challenger Gets Obliterated by 36 Points in Arizona
Well, another democratic socialist decided to take a swing at the establishment, and the establishment swung back like a wrecking ball. Rep. Greg Stanton...
Pretty sure Zelensky is gay
No amount of money can hide this gayness.
Yep, that's Zelensky, the president grifter of Ukraine.
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FBI Swatted 700 Drones Out of the Sky During World Cup
The FBI just wrapped up what it calls the most massive security operation for any sporting event in human history, and honestly, the stats are absolutely...
Grandma and Grandpa Just Got a Tax Break, Democrats Fuming
If you're 65 or older and wondering what the government has done for you lately, the answer might actually surprise you for once. According to Conservative...
Dems Sweating as Fetterman Flirts With Switching Teams
Democrats are reportedly having a collective anxiety attack because Senator John Fetterman of Pennsylvania keeps hinting that he might just pack his bags...
Biden Left Oil Reserve at 43-Year Low With a Broken Site
Joe Biden has been chilling in retirement for about 18 months now, but the gifts he left behind just keep on giving. According to USA Journal, the Strategic...
NJ Software 'Glitch' Registered 6,600 Non-Citizens to Vote
Nothing screams election integrity quite like a computer system that registers people to vote after they literally press a button saying they are NOT...
Rep. Crockett Says Rooting for Argentina Is Racist Now
Ladies and gentlemen, we have reached peak absurdity in American politics, and honestly, I didn't think we could top last week. During a House Oversight...
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