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Hakeem Jeffries Wore a Leprechaun Hat to Explain Himself

Hakeem Jeffries secretly met with Jared Kushner, then filmed the worst apology video in political history. The New York Times broke the news that the House...
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Cop’s Bizarre Response Has the Internet Screaming “Do Something!”

No public records show the female officer was fired. She is Casie Price of the Morris, Illinois Police Department. The 2023 shooting of Alivia Schwab (armed...

Iran's Supreme Leader Might Be Dead But Nobody Will Admit It

Trump just casually revealed Iran's new Supreme Leader got obliterated on his left side during a U.S. military operation. Mojtaba Khamenei took over as...

Nepal Flash Flood Buries Entire Communities, Hundreds Still Missing

At least 95 people are confirmed dead after a wall of mud and rock obliterated villages along the Nepal-Tibet border. A devastating flash flood ripped...

A $57K Nurse Just Demolished a $315K Establishment Pick in Oklahoma

A 31-year-old nurse with zero political experience just steamrolled the Democratic establishment in Oklahoma. N'Kiyla Jasmine Thomas, a self-described...

Philly DA Larry Krasner Wants a Piece of the White House After They Blow It Up

Philadelphia's top prosecutor told a crowd he wants a chunk of the White House ballroom "after we blow it up." Larry Krasner, the George Soros-funded...

ICE Hit Nearly 50,000 Arrests in One Month and Nobody Blinked

ICE just logged 49,571 arrests in a single month. That is not a typo, and July 2026 is now officially the busiest month of Trump's entire second term, as...

Trump Calls Springsteen a Dried Up Prune, Demands Boycott

Donald Trump just compared Bruce Springsteen to a dehydrated fruit that got mangled by a surgeon. The president unleashed a scorching Truth Social post...

Everton Blair Flipped an 8-Point Deficit and Stole a Georgia Seat

A school board chairman just obliterated a congressman's daughter in Georgia's special election runoff. Everton Blair, who previously led the Gwinnett...

Adam Schiff Yells at a Car Race Nobody Asked Him About

A sitting U.S. senator got publicly corrected by a race car driver. That alone should tell you everything about how Adam Schiff's weekend went. So here's...

Iran and Oman Want to Clean Up Their Own Minefield

Iran scattered mines across one of Earth's busiest oil highways and now wants credit for sweeping them up. That is essentially what happened Tuesday when...

The WNBA Told Teens to Cover Their Shirts, Then Got Lawyered Up

A billionaire sports league got rattled by teenagers in T-shirts. Alliance Defending Freedom fired off a letter to WNBA Commissioner Cathy Engelbert...

Joseph Olmo Quits NBC Live on Air, Drops Cryptic Career Tease

A local news anchor just broke up with his viewers on live television. Joseph Olmo, who has spent roughly seven years covering the Washington D.C. region...

CIA Director Ratcliffe Secretly Flew To Moscow On A Military Cargo Plane

John Ratcliffe just popped into Moscow like it was a casual Tuesday errand. Oh wait, it literally was a Tuesday. The CIA Director touched down in the...

James Dolan Dumps Democrats, Becomes New York's Top GOP Sugar Daddy

The guy who owns the Knicks just became New York's biggest Republican money man. James Dolan, the sports and entertainment mogul who runs Madison Square...
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