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Portland Antifa Ginovanni Joseph Brumbelow CONVICTED for felony assault against an ICE agent, facing 20 years

Katie Daviscourt reported: "Portland Antifa militant Ginovanni Joseph Brumbelow has been CONVICTED for felony assault against an ICE agent.Brumbelow, 22, of...

Mamdani announces government-run stores at 30% off retail prices

This is going to be a disaster. Just look at anywhere else who tried this. They will make up the difference by raising taxes. So even if you don't shop...

CEO who nearly ruined Cracker Barrel to step down

Collin Rugg reported: "Cracker Barrel CEO Julie Felss Masino to step down just one year after the company’s disastrous rebrand. Masino oversaw the...

Florida man knocks dude out, drags unconscious body into marina by the ankles. Victim dies.

A Florida jury found 52-year-old Kamal Padlowski guilty of murder for shoving 47-year-old Melvin Jimenez during a dockside argument, dragging his...

Teen hospitalized after illegal cliff diving video goes horribly wrong

It was illegal for a reason, but they decided to try it anyway. Now a teen was hospitalized and lucky to be alive after jumping off a cliff in San Diego...

Starbucks employees expose new blending powder that doesn't need to be in the drinks

n mid-July 2026, Starbucks rolled out a new “blending powder” for its frozen and blended drinks, like Blended Refreshers. Made with gum arabic...

Remember folks, never prematurely celebrate

This guy was cheering too early and his friend faceplanted falling off a building. So yeah, kinda funny, but I hope he's OK.

Would you let your friend or loved one eat this much?

People say she needs help, but she's eating her best life one calorie at a time.
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Man was live streaming when mass shooting broke out behind him

Imagine just doing your thing, minding your own business, and a mass shooting breaks out behind you. Insane live leak video of it right here.

Big man living his best life in the pool

Guys just wanna have fun too. Btw, see that starving 12lb weirdo in the back? If you merged that and the big fella, they'd be like an average size human.

Chicago man gets in ICE Agent's face, gets his butt kicked

You gotta be really stupid to get in an ICE agent's face while they're literally following the laws that even the Democrats put on the books. Anyway, dude...

Alleged hookers or strippers have Royal Rumble in the streets

Maybe they're not hookers or strippers. They could be dressed up for a party. Either way, epic fight video.

Dude gets DESTROYED by a woman after what he did to her

Imagine getting your butt kicked by a tiny woman because you dumped water on her and now the Internet sees it all.
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