This guy is not out cheating on his girlfriend. Instead, he's proving why girls need to stop thinking we're always out cheating on them when we're actually just sitting around at home farting into garden hoses. Now imagine putting your mouth on the end where the fart comes out. Also, why can't I fart on command like that? I can poop on command when I'm in public, like on a rope swing or at the school cafeteria, but not like this.