If you want to pet a shark, then just pretend you petted a shark and move on with your day. Don't put your hand in the water NEXT TO HIS FRIGGIN MOUTH and think it's gonna be OK. That's a WILD ANIMAL DUDE!!!! Are you dense? Dude, a shark is a shark! Big or small, they will bite us all! Anyway, can you point me in the direction of the nurses office, I think you need a band-aid. Oh wait, shark's got your finger. You can't point anymore.