Here's the largest piece of shit that was fossilized and recorded. It's about 20 centimeters long and 5 centimeters wide, which is probably not that big when you think about it. I'm pretty sure I've nearly doubled that after a few sips of Metamucil. Either way, this giant turd is not named Hunter Biden, but they did give it a name before polishing it and putting it up for display. It's just cool that it probably came from a viking who was eating a ton of meat and bread. You know, the diet of champions and worm infested people, obviously. All jokes aside, I could probably take a bigger shit on command in the middle of a shopping mall after eating at the food court, but I'm not gonna risk it.

The YouTube description for this video said: This depth charge was dropped by a Viking back in the 9th century, likely rather unassumingly. Now, this excretion of monstrous proportions sits in the city of York, England at the Jórvík Viking Centre. This piece of fossilized discharge does have a fancy scientific name too, called a coprolite. Believe it or not, this piece of poop also has a given name, called the Lloyd’s Bank Coprolite.

Daily Star got some more information on this huge piece of shit too, saying the following:

Evidence of poor nutrition was not the only thing tests revealed, however, as 'several hundred parasitic eggs' found in the poo, suggest the Viking was riddled with intestinal worms.Posting the image into the group ‘pics or it never happened’, one user said: “This bum splitting turd (coprolite) was found in 1972 beneath the site of what was to become the York branch of Lloyds Bank and may be the largest example of fossilised human faeces ever found, measuring 20cm (8inches) long and 5cm (2inches) wide!“Analysis of the stool has indicated that its producer subsisted largely on meat and bread.

It dates back to approximately the 9th century and the person responsible is believed to be a Viking”.Gill Snape, a student conservator on a placement with the York Archaeological Trust, previously said: "Whoever passed it probably hadn't performed for a few days, shall we say. This guy had very itchy bowels."