M&M’s replaces woke ‘spokescandies’ and Twitter goes haywire

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    M&M’s had released this thing called the ‘spokescandies’ that many people considered ‘too woke’ and people mocked them up, up, down down, left, right, left and right. People joked about how bad it was for a literal candy to go woke and now the company must be feeling the pain of criticism because M&M’s is dropping the woke ‘spokescandies’ – and they got mocked for that too!

    You know, they’re just candy, so they need to look cool and appealing to potential buyers and to be honest, there’s a HUGE portion of the country that is sick of the woke garbage. People don’t like it or care for it. Everything WOKE turns to garbage and is pathetic, like it’s trying to NOT hurt someone’s feelings. Well, screw all those people – all 8 of them!

    Now M&M’s is in the point of no return and claimed the criticism made the candy characters too polarizing to bear, it’s like there’s not one single grown-up at their company with either a sense of humor or a backbone. Just make cool looking, good tasting candy dudes! You don’t gotta go all woke and corny like everything else that SUCKS.

    The company said: “We have decided to take an indefinite pause from the spokes candies. In their place, we are proud to introduce a spokesperson America can agree on: the beloved Maya Rudolph.” LOL what kind of joke is this? Is that candy company having a mental breakdown and turning into a cat lady with 50 cats and a box of red wine?

    Are they going to ERASE all the candy characters from their packaging? OMG how funny would that be if the entire company was bullied into removing their own mascots. Like they literally canceled themselves because they tried to be too woke instead of just having fun and making awesome little chocolates. What a bunch of goons!

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    Where did the push back come from? Well, not me because I didn’t even notice anything with them because I rarely eat candy, but seems like millions of other people noticed and mocked them.

    Entrepreneur reported this:

    The pushback against the candy empire began earlier this month when it announced its new, “Flip the Status Quo” campaign, which featured bags of M&M’s with three female characters flipped upside down on the wrapper in an attempt to show thanks to women that are “flipping the status quo everywhere.”

    Oh wow, that is actually really stupid. It’s freaking candy and half of the customers are little kids. Do you really think anyone gives a sh*t about the “status quo” when they’re eating chocolates or peanuts? Dude, no, no one gives a rat’s filthy backside about a woke liberal message on a package of candy. The only people who will talk about it are people mocking it.

    Do you think some liberal chick with blue hair and a useless degree who makes drinks at Starbucks and poses for OF at night is like “omg this candy is sooooo empowering!” No, that’s what she’s got a magic wand for. Even the liberals don’t need woke messaging on candy.

    I cannot believe they were this lame, so whomever came up with that should apologize to never do anything woke again. Look how pathetic this is:


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