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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Trump Claims He’ll Unveil Names Behind Massive Taxpayer Money Scandal]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[Trump Claims He’ll Unveil Names Behind Massive Taxpayer Money Scandal]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[Donald Trump announced a major press conference where he claims he will reveal details about alleged &lt;strong&gt;government corruption&lt;/strong&gt; involving billions in &lt;strong&gt;taxpayer money&lt;/strong&gt;. According to the announcement, the event is expected to include names tied to alleged &lt;strong&gt;kickback schemes&lt;/strong&gt; and controversial financial dealings, though no official documentation or evidence has yet been publicly released.]]></video:description>
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			<video:description><![CDATA[A tense &lt;strong&gt;public filming&lt;/strong&gt; situation quickly escalated into a physical confrontation when a man allegedly touched another individual’s camera while he was recording on a sidewalk. The encounter turned violent within seconds, leaving one person on the ground. The incident highlights growing tensions around &lt;strong&gt;filming in public&lt;/strong&gt; spaces and disputes over personal boundaries, with the moment now spreading rapidly as a &lt;strong&gt;viral video&lt;/strong&gt; online.]]></video:description>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[Courtroom Drama as Fani Willis Asked About Wade Compensatio]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[Fani Willis lost her cool when questioned about how much she paid her lover, Nathan Wade, during her prosecution of Trump. &#34;Why don't you investigate how many times they called me the N WORD?! Why don't you investigate that?&#34;]]></video:description>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[Little Caesars Employee Pulls Gun During Fast Food Counter Confrontation]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[Little Ceasar employee pulls a gun on a low calorie hood possum trying to go behind the counter to fight. Black fast food workers carrying guns to work to defend themselves from other blacks is pure comedy.]]></video:description>
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		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5549/trump-orders-move-against-hillary-clinton-and-operation-crossfire-hurricane/</loc>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Trump orders move against Hillary Clinton and Operation Crossfire Hurricane]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[Trump orders move against Hillary Clinton and Operation Crossfire Hurricane]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[Hillary Clinton may be facing prison as President Trump has ordered the full declassification of all FBI files related to Crossfire Hurricane, the well-known “Russian Collusion” investigation.]]></video:description>
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		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5548/megan-rapinoe-goes-full-stupid-refuses-to-support-women-s-sports/</loc>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[Megan Rapinoe goes full stupid, refuses to support women's sports]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[Former women’s soccer player Megan Rapinoe suggested there’s no scientific proof that men are better than women at sports. Her comment came as she criticized the IOC’s decision to restrict women’s sports to female athletes only. Notably, the U.S. women’s national soccer team, which Rapinoe was part of, once lost to an under-15 boys’ team. She is truly too stupid and arrogant to listen to.]]></video:description>
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		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5547/cyndi-lauper-lies-to-voters/</loc>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Cyndi Lauper LIES to voters]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[Cyndi Lauper LIES to voters]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[Pop singer Cyndi Lauper LIES in a controversial PSA opposing the SAVE Act for the League of Women Voters, stating, &#34;The SAVE Act isn’t about preventing voter fraud; it’s about voter suppression.&#34;]]></video:description>
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			<video:publication_date>2026-04-06</video:publication_date>
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		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5546/more-women-speak-out-about-swalwell-accusations-pile-up/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-11</lastmod>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[More women speak out about Swalwell, accusations pile up]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[More women speak out about Swalwell, accusations pile up]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[More Swalwell fallout as women continue to come forward and speak out. This isn’t going away, and the pattern is becoming harder to ignore. Watch this video and consider—how many women need to speak before the story finally breaks?]]></video:description>
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			<video:publication_date>2026-04-06</video:publication_date>
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		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5545/watching-a-liberal-slowly-wake-up/</loc>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Watching a liberal slowly wake up]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[Watching a liberal slowly wake up]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[Watching a liberal slowly wake up to the lies of the Democratic Party is refreshing.]]></video:description>
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			<video:publication_date>2026-04-06</video:publication_date>
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		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5544/cnn-conservative-calls-out-virginia-governor-s-bait-and-switch-on-voters/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-11</lastmod>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[CNN Conservative Calls Out Virginia Governor’s Bait-and-Switch on voters]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[CNN Conservative Calls Out Virginia Governor’s Bait-and-Switch on voters]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[CNN reports a conservative critic calling out Virginia Governor Abigail Spanberger for a redistricting bait-and-switch. During her campaign, she clearly stated, “I have no plans to redistrict Virginia.” Now, as Governor, she’s pushing through a new map that could potentially eliminate up to four Republican seats.]]></video:description>
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			<video:publication_date>2026-04-06</video:publication_date>
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		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5543/this-is-why-christopher-columbus-never-left/</loc>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[This is why Christopher Columbus never left]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[This is why Christopher Columbus never left]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[Welp, I wouldn't leave either! Christopher Columbus probably saw something like this and was like AYE, WE STAY!]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>15</video:duration>

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			<video:publication_date>2026-04-06</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[Hotness]]></video:category>
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		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5542/chess-grandmaster-magnus-carlsen-snitches-on-opponent/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-11</lastmod>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Chess grandmaster Magnus Carlsen SNITCHES on opponent]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[Chess grandmaster Magnus Carlsen SNITCHES on opponent]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[Chess grandmaster Magnus Carlsen takes a selfie with his opponent before reporting her for possessing a phone.]]></video:description>
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			<video:publication_date>2026-04-06</video:publication_date>
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		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5541/dan-crenshaw-makes-a-great-point-about-the-demented-liberals/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-11</lastmod>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Dan Crenshaw makes a GREAT POINT about the demented liberals]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[Dan Crenshaw makes a GREAT POINT about the demented liberals]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[The left seems to have completely lost touch with reality. If a father took his child to a doctor to remove an eye so the child could “identify” with him, he’d be arrested just for thinking about it. Yet, when it comes to permanent, life-changing “gender-affirming” surgeries and what some see as bizarre gender-related ideas, Democrats applaud it. Democrats are disgusting.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>58</video:duration>

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			<video:publication_date>2026-04-06</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[News]]></video:category>
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		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5540/maxine-waters-wealth-scams-about-to-be-exposed/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-11</lastmod>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Maxine Waters wealth scams about to be exposed]]></image:caption>
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			<video:thumbnail_loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5540/preview.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc>
			<video:title><![CDATA[Maxine Waters wealth scams about to be exposed]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[Rep. Maxine Waters earns a yearly salary of $174K but lives in a $4.6M mansion, with an estimated net worth of $5.3M. Over multiple years, she has made campaign payments totaling more than $1M to her daughter, prompting calls from American citizens for a full audit of her bank accounts.]]></video:description>
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			<video:publication_date>2026-04-06</video:publication_date>
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		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5539/illinois-public-school-staff-members-forced-teen-girls-to-change-in-front-of-boys/</loc>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Illinois public school staff members FORCED teen girls to change in front of boys]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[Illinois public school staff members FORCED teen girls to change in front of boys]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[Multiple Illinois public school staff members FORCED 13-yr-old girls to change in front of a “trans” student. This is sexual assault and the employees should be fired and charged.]]></video:description>
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			<video:publication_date>2026-04-06</video:publication_date>
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		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5538/california-high-speed-rail-project-robbed-taxpayers/</loc>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[California high-speed rail project robbed taxpayers]]></image:caption>
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			<video:thumbnail_loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5538/preview.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc>
			<video:title><![CDATA[California high-speed rail project robbed taxpayers]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[“I think that the California high-speed rail nightmare is the probably quintessential example of government waste and mismanagement,” says Rep. Vince Fong, a Republican whose district sits in California’s Central Valley, through which the project is supposed to run.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>49</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>0.0</video:rating>
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			<video:publication_date>2026-04-06</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[News]]></video:category>
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		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5537/thug-starts-a-fight-with-the-wrong-one-and-finds-out/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-11</lastmod>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Thug starts a fight with the wrong one and FINDS OUT]]></image:caption>
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			<video:thumbnail_loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5537/preview.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc>
			<video:title><![CDATA[Thug starts a fight with the wrong one and FINDS OUT]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[This dude started a fight and picked the wrong one. Get got dropped like a bad habit.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>70</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>0.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>9</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-04-06</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[Crazy]]></video:category>
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		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5536/in-all-seriousness-what-the-heck-is-this/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-11</lastmod>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[In all seriousness, what the heck is this?]]></image:caption>
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			<video:thumbnail_loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5536/preview.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc>
			<video:title><![CDATA[In all seriousness, what the heck is this?]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[There just is no words for how lost this person is and how much therapy they need to get over it.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>59</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>0.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>5</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-04-06</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[Wild]]></video:category>
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	</url>
		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5535/tiktoker-who-called-america-a-sh-thole-moved-to-mexico-but-now-she-s-moving-back/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-11</lastmod>
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			<image:loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5535/preview.jpg</image:loc>
			<image:caption><![CDATA[TikToker who called America a “sh*thole” moved to Mexico, but now she's moving BACK]]></image:caption>
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		<video:video>
			<video:thumbnail_loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5535/preview.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc>
			<video:title><![CDATA[TikToker who called America a “sh*thole” moved to Mexico, but now she's moving BACK]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[A TikToker who constantly trashed the USA, calling it a “shithole” and bragging about fleeing to Mexico, has now announced she’s moving back in less than two months. She and her husband got dual citizenship, packed up their kids, and left and now she's already returning.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>152</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>0.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>6</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-04-06</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[Culture]]></video:category>
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	</url>
		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5534/druski-how-conservative-women-in-america-act/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-11</lastmod>
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			<image:loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5534/preview.jpg</image:loc>
			<image:caption><![CDATA[DRUSKI - How Conservative Women in America act]]></image:caption>
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			<video:thumbnail_loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5534/preview.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc>
			<video:title><![CDATA[DRUSKI - How Conservative Women in America act]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[How Conservative Women in America act, a skit by comedian Druski. He dresses up like a blond chick with too much makeup and those ugly fake eyelashes. Anyone who complains about this is a clown. You either support comedy or you don't. There's no in between.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>140</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>0.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>5</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-04-06</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[Culture]]></video:category>
								</video:video>
	</url>
		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5533/just-chillin-at-home-in-my-relaxing-outfit/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-11</lastmod>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Just chillin at home in my relaxing outfit]]></image:caption>
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			<video:thumbnail_loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5533/preview.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc>
			<video:title><![CDATA[Just chillin at home in my relaxing outfit]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[This is Lea Monet and she's got a video to share with you.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>14</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>0.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>5</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-04-06</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[Hotness]]></video:category>
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		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5532/democrat-judge-lets-child-murderer-off-easy/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-11</lastmod>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Democrat judge lets child-murderer off easy]]></image:caption>
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			<video:thumbnail_loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5532/preview.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc>
			<video:title><![CDATA[Democrat judge lets child-murderer off easy]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[A Charlotte, NC judge set a $20k bond for a man caught on camera revving his car, crashing into, and killing an 8-year-old girl riding her bike. The judge, a Democrat, reportedly has prior charges of his own for falsifying legal documents. How is he still allowed to be a judge?]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>74</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>0.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>4</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-04-06</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[News]]></video:category>
								</video:video>
	</url>
		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5531/where-did-the-fire-extinguisher-come-from/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-11</lastmod>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Where did the fire extinguisher come from?]]></image:caption>
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			<video:thumbnail_loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5531/preview.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc>
			<video:title><![CDATA[Where did the fire extinguisher come from?]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[Bro where did the fire extinguisher come from? Now they gotta clean the whole house!]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>58</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>0.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>4</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-04-06</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[Crazy]]></video:category>
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	</url>
		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5530/disneyland-employee-accused-of-trying-to-meet-underage-child/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-11</lastmod>
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			<image:loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5530/preview.jpg</image:loc>
			<image:caption><![CDATA[Disneyland employee accused of trying to meet underage child]]></image:caption>
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			<video:thumbnail_loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5530/preview.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc>
			<video:title><![CDATA[Disneyland employee accused of trying to meet underage child]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[Streamer Vitaly was kicked out of Disneyland after he caught a park employee allegedly trying to meet with an underage child for entertainment purposes. He was warned that returning to Disneyland property would result in immediate arrest - even though Disney can't arrest anyone. They should be worried that one of their employees was trying to be a creep.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>47</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>0.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>5</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-04-06</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[Culture]]></video:category>
								</video:video>
	</url>
		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5529/cops-vs-everyone/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-11</lastmod>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Cops vs Everyone!]]></image:caption>
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			<video:thumbnail_loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5529/preview.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc>
			<video:title><![CDATA[Cops vs Everyone!]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[Welp, sometimes you just need a good ol' fashioned cop video!]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>46</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>0.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>6</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-04-06</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[Crazy]]></video:category>
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		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5528/teen-beats-up-grandma-on-live-stream-wtaf/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-11</lastmod>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Teen beats up grandma on live stream, wtaf!]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[Teen beats up grandma on live stream, wtaf!]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[A teenager attacked her grandmother during a livestream after being asked to clean her room.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>20</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>0.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>5</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-04-06</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[Crazy]]></video:category>
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		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5527/former-nj-councilman-shakir-khan-pleads-no-contest-to-election-fraud/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-11</lastmod>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Former NJ councilman Shakir Khan pleads no contest to election fraud]]></image:caption>
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			<video:thumbnail_loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5527/preview.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc>
			<video:title><![CDATA[Former NJ councilman Shakir Khan pleads no contest to election fraud]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[Former New Jersey councilman Shakir Khan, now living in California, has pleaded no contest to election fraud. Investigators discovered 41 completed mail-in ballots at his home, along with 71 voter registrations linked to his address, all while Democrats insist there’s no fraud.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>22</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>0.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>4</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-04-06</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[News]]></video:category>
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	</url>
		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5526/abusive-mother-caught-on-tape/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-11</lastmod>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Abusive mother caught on tape]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[Abusive mother caught on tape]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[Some say a mom was caught on video mistreating her son while walking down the sidewalk. The footage shows her dragging and tossing him around, and the woman filming claims she saw the boy bleeding. At one point, the mom even tries to smash a car window!]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>35</video:duration>

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			<video:view_count>4</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-04-06</video:publication_date>
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		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5525/trump-you-know-who-else-didn-t-help-us/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-11</lastmod>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Trump: “You know who else didn't help us?&#34;]]></image:caption>
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			<video:thumbnail_loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5525/preview.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc>
			<video:title><![CDATA[Trump: “You know who else didn't help us?&#34;]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[President Trump: “You know who else didn't help us? South Korea didn't help us. We have 45K soldiers in South Korea to protect [them] from Kim Jong Un, who I get along with very well. He said very nice things about me. He used to call Joe Biden a ‘mentally retarded person.’” “Joe Biden, he said he’s a mentally retarded person. He was so nasty to Joe Biden. It was terrible.”]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>71</video:duration>

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			<video:view_count>3</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-04-06</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[News]]></video:category>
								</video:video>
	</url>
		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5524/democrat-candidate-says-trump-supporters-will-lose-internet-for-four-years/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-11</lastmod>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Democrat candidate says Trump supporters will lose internet for four years]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[Democrat candidate says Trump supporters will lose internet for four years]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[Democratic candidate for the Georgia State House, Suzanna Karatassos, claims that when Democrats regain control, anyone who voted for Trump will lose internet privileges for four years. This is exactly why it’s important not to stay home on Election Day.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>47</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>0.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>3</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-04-06</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[News]]></video:category>
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		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5523/man-placed-in-female-prison-sued-for-sexually-assaulting-inmates/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-11</lastmod>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Man placed in female prison SUED for sexually assaulting inmates]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[Man placed in female prison SUED for sexually assaulting inmates]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[From Collin Rugg: Man who identifies as a woman who was convicted of stabbing his parents and dog to death is being sued for s*xually assaulting a woman in prison. Andrew (Andrea) Balcer was sentenced to 40 years for murder and was placed in a women's correctional facility because he claimed to be a woman. According to court documents, inmate Katie Mountain is accusing Blacer of threatening to r*pe and impregnate her. She accuses Balcer of trapping her in a bathroom and forcibly kissing her. &#34;Don't worry, if you don't wake up, it's because I smothered you with a pillow,&#34; Blacer allegedly said, according to CBS13. The woman says she was transferred to segregation and denied medication after she refused to bunk with Balcer and says she no longer qualifies for early release because of the incident.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>81</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>0.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>8</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-04-06</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[News]]></video:category>
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		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5522/obese-kid-beats-up-his-mom-for-not-giving-him-more-food/</loc>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Obese kid beats up his mom for not giving him more food]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[Obese kid beats up his mom for not giving him more food]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[Shocking footage captures a severely overweight 12-year-old boy lashing out and physically attacking his mother after she refused to give him more food.]]></video:description>
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		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5521/thug-shoots-7-month-old-baby-over-drug-debt/</loc>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Thug Shoots 7-Month-Old Baby over drug debt]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[Thug Shoots 7-Month-Old Baby over drug debt]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[Pure evil struck in Philly when a heartless attacker shot a 7-month-old baby in his stroller over a $100 drug debt, shouting “F**k your baby, b**ch” while firing at point-blank range. Thankfully, the baby is now in stable condition.]]></video:description>
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		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5520/chef-at-lessing-s-pelican-club-calls-for-trump-to-be-assassinated/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-11</lastmod>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Chef at Lessing’s Pelican Club calls for Trump to be assassinated]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[Chef at Lessing’s Pelican Club calls for Trump to be assassinated]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[Veronica Kapralov of West Palm Beach, Florida, a chef at Lessing’s Pelican Club, has called for President Trump to be assassinated.]]></video:description>
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			<video:publication_date>2026-04-06</video:publication_date>
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		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5519/trump-a-leaker-helped-iran-now-they-will-pay-the-consequence/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-11</lastmod>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Trump: a leaker helped Iran, now they will pay the consequence]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[Trump: a leaker helped Iran, now they will pay the consequence]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[President Trump claimed that a leaker aided and abetted Iran by passing information to the so-called fake news about the search for an American airman in prison. “When that happened, suddenly the entire country of Iran knew there was a pilot somewhere…”]]></video:description>
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			<video:publication_date>2026-04-06</video:publication_date>
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		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5518/piers-morgan-destroys-woke-dude-who-thinks-women-can-have-a-penis/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-11</lastmod>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Piers Morgan DESTROYS woke dude who thinks women can have a PENIS]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[Piers Morgan DESTROYS woke dude who thinks women can have a PENIS]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[“It’s bullsh*t, complete bullsh*t” – Piers Morgan clashed with Zack Polanski in a heated “woman can have a penis” debate. During the fiery exchange on Piers Morgan Uncensored, the Green Party’s Zack Polanski argued that a woman can have a penis and stated that people are not born strictly male or female. One thing’s for sure, this guy was born stupid.]]></video:description>
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		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5517/abigail-spanberger-accused-of-election-fraud-after-report-sheds-light/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-11</lastmod>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Abigail Spanberger accused of election fraud after report sheds light]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[Abigail Spanberger accused of election fraud after report sheds light]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[Abigail “Mail-In Ballot” Spanberger: On election night, Virginia Democrat candidate Spanberger had about 125,000 early mail-in votes. By the next morning, that total had jumped to over 300,000. In other words, they “pulled a Biden” as more than 175,000 mail-in ballots showed up overnight for Spanberger. That’s why they oppose voter ID laws and fight hard to keep it that way. Here’s Spanberger explaining her opposition to voter ID laws while allowing illegal immigrants to obtain driver’s licenses and Social Security numbers to vote, and releasing rapists and murderers in sanctuary states to harm Americans. “Some of these hurdles really disadvantage new voters, particularly younger voters.”]]></video:description>
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			<video:publication_date>2026-04-06</video:publication_date>
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		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5516/school-board-member-keith-ervin-tells-teenage-girl-god-you-re-hot/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-11</lastmod>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[School board member Keith Ervin tells teenage girl “God, you’re hot”]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[School board member Keith Ervin tells teenage girl “God, you’re hot”]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[During a public meeting, school board member Keith Ervin told a teenage girl, “God, you’re hot,” and then asked where she attended school. The room fell completely silent, and he is now under review, likely facing termination or removal.]]></video:description>
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			<video:publication_date>2026-04-06</video:publication_date>
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		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5515/radical-former-nurse-busted-harassing-people-is-a-full-blown-marxist/</loc>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Radical former nurse busted harassing people is a full-blown Marxist]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[Radical former nurse busted harassing people is a full-blown Marxist]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[The unhinged lunatic who was harassing random Jewish men in NYC is Jennifer Kings, and this wasn’t her first time. Kings used to be a nurse and a forensic examiner, but after she was axed for being a “rapist apologist,” she turned to full-blown radical Marxist communism.]]></video:description>
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		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5514/oregon-punishes-people-for-collecting-rain-water-on-their-own-property/</loc>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Oregon punishes people for collecting rain water on their own property]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[Oregon punishes people for collecting rain water on their own property]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[In Oregon, all water is publicly owned. Rain that falls on your property. Snow that melts on your land. Gary Harrington didn’t accept that. He built three reservoirs on his 170-acre property in Eagle Point... collecting rainwater and snowmelt for personal use and wildfire precautions.]]></video:description>
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		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5513/denver-nurse-said-it-would-be-joyful-for-trump-to-die-on-easter/</loc>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[Denver nurse said it would be JOYFUL for Trump to DIE ON EASTER]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[Denver nurse Allyssa K. posted this video celebrating the idea of President Trump dying on Easter, saying ‘nothing would give me more joy…the universe never ceases to amaze me’ with her usual “clotsandprayers” hashtag.]]></video:description>
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		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5512/gavin-newsom-s-failed-high-speed-rail-was-nothing-but-taxpayer-fraud-in-hiding/</loc>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Gavin Newsom's FAILED high speed rail was nothing but taxpayer FRAUD in hiding]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[Gavin Newsom's FAILED high speed rail was nothing but taxpayer FRAUD in hiding]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[Kevin Dalton reported: &#34;The high speed rail in Gavin Newsom’s California will go down as the biggest case of taxpayer fraud in American history. Voters were promised a high speed rail from Los Angeles to San Francisco in 12 years at a cost of $33 billion. Now the project is a train from Bakersfield to Merced in 24 years at a cost of $135 billion. 16 years. Billions of taxpayer dollars. Zero track. This is all you need to know about Gavin Newsom, and why he should never be allowed anywhere near the White House&#34;]]></video:description>
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			<video:publication_date>2026-04-06</video:publication_date>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Dude arrested for shooting CHILD PREDATOR in the PECKER]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[Dude arrested for shooting CHILD PREDATOR in the PECKER]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[Markus Renfro, a man from Fort Worth, Texas, has been arrested after allegedly shooting a child predator in the groin. Renfro claims the man was targeting his underage nieces and trying to solicit them for sex. Police reports confirm the suspect had previous encounters involving children. &lt;div&gt; &lt;/div&gt;]]></video:description>
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		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5510/steve-guest-california-wants-125-billion-more-to-finish-project-they-already-failed/</loc>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[Steve Guest: California wants $125 billion MORE to finish project they already failed]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[California doesn't have enough money to finish building a high speed rail system to connect San Francisco and Los Angeles and now they want $125 BILLION MORE! &#34;The entire amount of money we need is not there...&#34; And now they want more money than Amtrak has EVER had.]]></video:description>
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		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5509/sister-of-baywatch-star-accused-of-sleeping-with-student-with-another-teacher/</loc>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Sister of Baywatch star accused of SLEEPING WITH STUDENT with ANOTHER TEACHER]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[Sister of Baywatch star accused of SLEEPING WITH STUDENT with ANOTHER TEACHER]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[Haley Beck, 27, the sister of TikTok and Baywatch reboot star Noah Beck, is accused of sexually assaulting one of her students at the same time as another teacher. Both she and Angela Burlaka, 47, are alleged to have engaged in sexual relations with the same student.]]></video:description>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[House GOP Chairwoman Lisa McClain: &#34;Tim Walz stole from American kids and gave it to Somali fraudsters&#34;]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[House GOP Chairwoman Lisa McClain slams the failure known as Minnesota Governor Tim Walz: &#34;Tim Walz has stolen money FROM American kids and given it to Somali fraudsters. House Republicans will hold him accountable.&#34;]]></video:description>
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			<video:publication_date>2026-04-07</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[News]]></video:category>
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	</url>
		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5507/she-is-definitely-dressed-to-impress/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-11</lastmod>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[She is definitely dressed to impress]]></image:caption>
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		<video:video>
			<video:thumbnail_loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5507/preview.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc>
			<video:title><![CDATA[She is definitely dressed to impress]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[Is she hot or not?]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>29</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>0.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>6</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-04-07</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[Hotness]]></video:category>
								</video:video>
	</url>
		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5506/imagine-getting-slapped-by-a-naked-dude/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-11</lastmod>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Imagine getting slapped by a naked dude]]></image:caption>
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		<video:video>
			<video:thumbnail_loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5506/preview.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc>
			<video:title><![CDATA[Imagine getting slapped by a naked dude]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[I couldn't stop laughing at the first part of this video where the cop gets slapped by a naked dude.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>28</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>5.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>7</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-04-07</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[Crazy]]></video:category>
								</video:video>
	</url>
		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5505/abigail-spanberger-and-virginia-democrats-lied-to-voters/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-11</lastmod>
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			<image:loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5505/preview.jpg</image:loc>
			<image:caption><![CDATA[Abigail Spanberger and Virginia Democrats LIED TO VOTERS]]></image:caption>
		</image:image>
		<video:video>
			<video:thumbnail_loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5505/preview.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc>
			<video:title><![CDATA[Abigail Spanberger and Virginia Democrats LIED TO VOTERS]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[Abigail Spanberger and Virginia Democrats promised to lower costs. Then came 50+ new taxes. Taxes on gym memberships, deliveries, repairs, investments—even dog grooming. This is what Democratic leadership looks like. THEY LIE TO GET POWER, THEN TAX YOU AND STEAL YOUR MONEY.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>85</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>5.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>7</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-04-07</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[News]]></video:category>
								</video:video>
	</url>
		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5504/burchett-on-soleimani-s-nieces-they-dress-like-hookers/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-11</lastmod>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Burchett on Soleimani's nieces: &#34;they dress like hookers&#34;]]></image:caption>
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		<video:video>
			<video:thumbnail_loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5504/preview.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc>
			<video:title><![CDATA[Burchett on Soleimani's nieces: &#34;they dress like hookers&#34;]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[Rep. Tim Burchett on Qasem Soleimani's nieces being DEPORTED by ICE &#34;They dress like a bunch of HooKERS. They wouldn't be able to do that in their own dadgum country, that's for sure.&#34; &#34;Let her dress like that in Iran. They'll HANG HER off of a BUILDING!&#34;]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>169</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>5.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>6</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-04-07</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[News]]></video:category>
								</video:video>
	</url>
		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5503/she-s-practicing-for-when-you-come-over/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-11</lastmod>
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			<image:loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5503/preview.jpg</image:loc>
			<image:caption><![CDATA[She's practicing for when you come over]]></image:caption>
		</image:image>
		<video:video>
			<video:thumbnail_loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5503/preview.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc>
			<video:title><![CDATA[She's practicing for when you come over]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[Well, she definitely has our attention now.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>12</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>0.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>6</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-04-07</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[Hotness]]></video:category>
								</video:video>
	</url>
		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5502/hero-dad-drops-armed-woman-like-an-anvil/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-11</lastmod>
		<changefreq>daily</changefreq>
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			<image:loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5502/preview.jpg</image:loc>
			<image:caption><![CDATA[Hero dad drops armed woman like an anvil]]></image:caption>
		</image:image>
		<video:video>
			<video:thumbnail_loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5502/preview.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc>
			<video:title><![CDATA[Hero dad drops armed woman like an anvil]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[This is absolutely wild. A woman crashes into a family’s car, takes off, then pulls a gun on the dad and his 14-year-old son who was filming. The father steps in and heroically disarms her like a pro, putting the ghetto trash on the pavement.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>35</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>5.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>10</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-04-07</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[Crazy]]></video:category>
								</video:video>
	</url>
		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5501/dems-in-minnesota-now-trying-to-tax-unrealized-gains-instead-of-fixing-fraud/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-11</lastmod>
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			<image:loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5501/preview.jpg</image:loc>
			<image:caption><![CDATA[Dems in Minnesota now trying to tax unrealized gains instead of fixing fraud]]></image:caption>
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		<video:video>
			<video:thumbnail_loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5501/preview.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc>
			<video:title><![CDATA[Dems in Minnesota now trying to tax unrealized gains instead of fixing fraud]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[Dems in Minnesota are now trying to tax unrealized gains. Instead of fixing the fraud problem in their state, they want to steal from hardworking Americans, yet again. - from Kevin Sorbo.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>118</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>0.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>7</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-04-08</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[News]]></video:category>
								</video:video>
	</url>
		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5500/wtaf-guy-murders-baby-mama-then-they-raid-her-fridge/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-11</lastmod>
		<changefreq>daily</changefreq>
		<priority>0.8</priority>
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			<image:loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5500/preview.jpg</image:loc>
			<image:caption><![CDATA[WTAF: Guy MURDERS baby mama, then they RAID HER FRIDGE]]></image:caption>
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		<video:video>
			<video:thumbnail_loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5500/preview.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc>
			<video:title><![CDATA[WTAF: Guy MURDERS baby mama, then they RAID HER FRIDGE]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[Shocking: A man allegedly kills the mother of his child, and then his greedy family raids her kitchen like vultures, stealing food while she’s dying. Unbelievable!]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>29</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>0.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>8</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-04-08</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[Crazy]]></video:category>
								</video:video>
	</url>
		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5499/ca-dem-sen-wiener-looks-like-a-creep-as-victim-testifies-against-child-gender-care/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-11</lastmod>
		<changefreq>daily</changefreq>
		<priority>0.8</priority>
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			<image:loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5499/preview.jpg</image:loc>
			<image:caption><![CDATA[CA Dem Sen Wiener looks like a creep as victim testifies against child gender care]]></image:caption>
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		<video:video>
			<video:thumbnail_loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5499/preview.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc>
			<video:title><![CDATA[CA Dem Sen Wiener looks like a creep as victim testifies against child gender care]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[California State Senator Scott Wiener stood by, fidgeting and playing with his mouth, as a 23-year-old gay man testified that he was pressured into a medical transition as a child and now suffers permanent damage, including never having experienced an orgasm and possibly never being able to. He said his adult life has been destroyed by those who push children into invasive surgical procedures, and believes everyone involved, from parents to doctors, should face arrest for child abuse.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>104</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>0.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>6</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-04-08</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[News]]></video:category>
								</video:video>
	</url>
		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5498/guy-who-murdered-woman-with-hammer-was-illegal-let-in-by-biden/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-11</lastmod>
		<changefreq>daily</changefreq>
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			<image:loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5498/preview.jpg</image:loc>
			<image:caption><![CDATA[Guy who MURDERED WOMAN WITH HAMMER was illegal let in by Biden]]></image:caption>
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		<video:video>
			<video:thumbnail_loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5498/preview.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc>
			<video:title><![CDATA[Guy who MURDERED WOMAN WITH HAMMER was illegal let in by Biden]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[The man who brutally murdered an innocent gas station clerk in Fort Myers, Florida, is a Haitian immigrant reportedly caught and released by the Biden administration in 2022, according to Fox’s Bill Melugin. This feels like a shocking betrayal, especially considering he had Temporary Protected Status.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>48</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>0.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>6</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-04-08</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[Crazy]]></video:category>
								</video:video>
	</url>
		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5497/old-man-karen-follows-kid-on-bike-puts-hands-on-him-and-steals-phone/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-11</lastmod>
		<changefreq>daily</changefreq>
		<priority>0.8</priority>
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			<image:loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5497/preview.jpg</image:loc>
			<image:caption><![CDATA[Old man KAREN follows kid on bike, puts hands on him and steals phone]]></image:caption>
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		<video:video>
			<video:thumbnail_loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5497/preview.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc>
			<video:title><![CDATA[Old man KAREN follows kid on bike, puts hands on him and steals phone]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[From Unlimited Ls: Florida police are now investigating after a group of adults confronted a child and took his phone inside a gated community. Mitchell Schuman was charged with simple battery and given a notice to appear in court. He is seen following the child on a bicycle and confronting him.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;“You think it’s funny? You think it’s funny, right?” Schuman is heard saying. The child replied, “You don’t have any authority to do anything security does.” The video shows Schuman reaching for the child’s phone and a water bottle being thrown. The child repeatedly demanded his phone, saying, “Give me my phone give me my phone.” The video was obtained by CBS12 News]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>34</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>0.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>11</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-04-08</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[Crazy]]></video:category>
								</video:video>
	</url>
		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5496/lady-throws-tantrum-bc-vending-machine-doesn-t-take-ebt-card-at-her-11-year-old-s-hotel-party/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-11</lastmod>
		<changefreq>daily</changefreq>
		<priority>0.8</priority>
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			<image:loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5496/preview.jpg</image:loc>
			<image:caption><![CDATA[Lady throws tantrum bc vending machine doesn't take EBT card at her 11-year-old's HOTEL PARTY]]></image:caption>
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			<video:thumbnail_loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5496/preview.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc>
			<video:title><![CDATA[Lady throws tantrum bc vending machine doesn't take EBT card at her 11-year-old's HOTEL PARTY]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[A woman hosting a hotel party for her 11-year-old daughter has a complete meltdown when she discovers the vending machines won’t take her EBT card. First of all, I don't even know where to start with how stupid and crazy this sounds.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>147</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>0.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>6</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-04-08</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[Crazy]]></video:category>
								</video:video>
	</url>
		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5495/nyc-communist-mayor-to-tax-white-people-more-money/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-11</lastmod>
		<changefreq>daily</changefreq>
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			<image:loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5495/preview.jpg</image:loc>
			<image:caption><![CDATA[NYC Communist Mayor to tax WHITE people more money]]></image:caption>
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		<video:video>
			<video:thumbnail_loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5495/preview.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc>
			<video:title><![CDATA[NYC Communist Mayor to tax WHITE people more money]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[NYC residents will be screwed as Zohran confirms he will tax white people at higher rates to help alleviate burdens on black residents. “The wealth of a White household in the city is $200,000, while that of a black is $20,000.”]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>40</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>0.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>4</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-04-08</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[News]]></video:category>
								</video:video>
	</url>
		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5494/dem-gov-healy-let-a-previously-deported-pedo-live-across-from-a-playground/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-11</lastmod>
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		<priority>0.8</priority>
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			<image:loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5494/preview.jpg</image:loc>
			<image:caption><![CDATA[Dem Gov Healy let a previously deported PEDO live across from a PLAYGROUND]]></image:caption>
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		<video:video>
			<video:thumbnail_loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5494/preview.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc>
			<video:title><![CDATA[Dem Gov Healy let a previously deported PEDO live across from a PLAYGROUND]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[From WallStreetApes: Democrat Massachusetts Governor Maura Healey let an illegal migrant pedophile who was deported, come back into America and live right across the street from a playground The state KNEW ABOUT IT, confirmed by ICE Chief ICE Chief “The person we arrested that was living across the street from a playground. So you have a deported sex offender that the state knew about living across the street from a playground” “They're already known registered sex offenders on the Massachusetts probation rolls”]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>48</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>0.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>5</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-04-08</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[News]]></video:category>
								</video:video>
	</url>
		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5493/that-dress-is-struggling-to-stay-on/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-11</lastmod>
		<changefreq>daily</changefreq>
		<priority>0.8</priority>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[That dress is struggling to stay on]]></image:caption>
		</image:image>
		<video:video>
			<video:thumbnail_loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5493/preview.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc>
			<video:title><![CDATA[That dress is struggling to stay on]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[She is about to need a new dress if this one can't stay on.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>13</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>5.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>10</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-04-08</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[Hotness]]></video:category>
								</video:video>
	</url>
		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5491/gov-abigail-spanberger-just-ran-away-when-confronted-on-harboring-illegals-who-kill-americans/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-11</lastmod>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Gov. Abigail Spanberger just RAN AWAY when confronted on harboring illegals who kill Americans]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[Gov. Abigail Spanberger just RAN AWAY when confronted on harboring illegals who kill Americans]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[Virginia Governor Abigail Spanberger quickly walked away when questioned about whether she would hand over violent, dangerous illegal immigrants to DHS. Critics claim that during her tenure, several Americans have been killed by individuals in the country illegally.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>49</video:duration>

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			<video:view_count>5</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-04-08</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[News]]></video:category>
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	</url>
		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5490/free-cybertruck-to-whomever-reveals-democrat-propaganda-writer/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-11</lastmod>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[FREE Cybertruck to whomever reveals Democrat propaganda writer]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[FREE Cybertruck to whomever reveals Democrat propaganda writer]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[Elon Musk announced he’ll buy a Cybertruck for anyone who can prove who wrote a scripted propaganda video that was uploaded by over 20 Democratic Senators all saying the same thing.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>83</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>0.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>6</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-04-08</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[News]]></video:category>
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	</url>
		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5489/megyn-kelly-turns-on-trump-can-t-he-just-behave-like-a-normal-human-being/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-11</lastmod>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Megyn Kelly turns on Trump: &#34;Can’t he just behave like a normal human being”]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[Megyn Kelly turns on Trump: &#34;Can’t he just behave like a normal human being”]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[Megyn Kelly says she’s sick and tired of President Trump’s shit, he’s disgusting— and those who say he’s playing 3D chess to negotiate, to shut up with that shit. “Can’t he just behave like a normal human being” Normal Like who Megyn? Obama? He was pretty normal and F’d this country up big time. You cheered him along too. We remember. From MJTruthUltra]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>132</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>0.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>6</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-04-08</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[News]]></video:category>
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	</url>
		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5488/cnn-flip-flops-on-iran-proving-how-dumb-the-network-really-is/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-11</lastmod>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[CNN flip-flops on Iran, proving how dumb the network really is]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[CNN flip-flops on Iran, proving how dumb the network really is]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[CNN right before we hit Iran's nuclear facilities last year: There is no need for this. Iran isn't close to having a nuclear weapon. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt; CNN immediately after last year's strike: The mission failed, Iran is closer than ever to having a nuclear weapon. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt; CNN right before we hit Iran this year: There is no need for this. Iran isn't close to having a nuclear weapon. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt; Spoiler alert. This is how Democrats/MSM will be, with everything, for the next three years. It's exactly how they were on everything Trump did during his first five years. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt; From Maze on X]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>44</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>0.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>4</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-04-08</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[News]]></video:category>
								</video:video>
	</url>
		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5487/busted-she-really-tried-to-deposit-400k-in-stolen-checks/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-11</lastmod>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[BUSTED: She really tried to deposit $400k in STOLEN CHECKS]]></image:caption>
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			<video:thumbnail_loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5487/preview.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc>
			<video:title><![CDATA[BUSTED: She really tried to deposit $400k in STOLEN CHECKS]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[MUST SEE: Police body cam footage captures the moment East Lyme PD apprehends a young Black woman allegedly trying to deposit about $400,000 in stolen checks. The credit union recognized her from previous suspicious activity and contacted police. She was later released on $100,000 bail.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>374</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>0.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>2</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-04-08</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[News]]></video:category>
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	</url>
		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5486/if-there-was-ever-an-snl-character-to-be-created-here-she-is/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-11</lastmod>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[If there was ever an SNL character to be created, here she is…]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[If there was ever an SNL character to be created, here she is…]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[If there was ever an SNL character to be created, here she is…- from Joe Concha]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>70</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>0.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>5</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-04-08</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[Culture]]></video:category>
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	</url>
		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5485/minnesota-children-s-hospitals-will-resume-butchering-children-with-gender-affirming-care/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-11</lastmod>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Minnesota Children’s Hospitals will resume butchering children with gender-affirming care]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[Minnesota Children’s Hospitals will resume butchering children with gender-affirming care]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[Minnesota’s Children’s Hospitals just announced they’re resuming gender-affirming care for minors, which includes treatments like hormone therapy and other medical interventions. Some view this as harmful and believe it’s a form of child mutilation that should outrage everyone. They argue that anyone providing such care for non-medical reasons should face life in prison, claiming it sets kids up for failure in the name of political correctness.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>25</video:duration>

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			<video:view_count>2</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-04-08</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[News]]></video:category>
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	</url>
		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5484/lawrence-o-donnell-is-offended-at-hegseth-s-no-man-behind-comment/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-11</lastmod>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Lawrence O'Donnell is offended at Hegseth's &#34;no man behind&#34; comment]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[Lawrence O'Donnell is offended at Hegseth's &#34;no man behind&#34; comment]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[Lawrence O'Donnell just proves the media is dumber now than they ever have been. He acts offended over Pete Hegseth's statement saying &#34;we leave no man behind.&#34; o'Donnell said: &#34;That could have been a woman they were trying to rescue.&#34; Like really Larry, shut your pie hole you moron.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>49</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>0.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>5</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-04-08</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[News]]></video:category>
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		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5483/netanyahu-rejects-trump-s-ceasefire-ready-to-pull-trigger-on-iran-at-any-time/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-11</lastmod>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Netanyahu rejects Trump’s ceasefire, ready to pull trigger on Iran at any time]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[Netanyahu rejects Trump’s ceasefire, ready to pull trigger on Iran at any time]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[Benjamin Netanyahu has turned down President Trump’s ceasefire proposal, stating that the conflict with Iran will continue whenever he decides. He emphasized that his goals will be met through additional military action under his leadership.“We are ready to resume the fighting at any moment.”]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>44</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>0.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>4</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-04-08</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[News]]></video:category>
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		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5482/dem-rep-jason-crow-proves-that-democrats-are-useless-only-hate-trump-and-get-nothing-else-done/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-11</lastmod>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Dem Rep Jason Crow PROVES that Democrats are useless, only hate Trump and get nothing else done]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[Dem Rep Jason Crow PROVES that Democrats are useless, only hate Trump and get nothing else done]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[Dem Rep Jason Crow says he and Democrats are making &#34;lists of people” to go after in the Trump administration. “You will be judged. You cannot escape it forever.&#34; These very same people have looked into every legacy media camera available for 15 months to tell you how nation-destroying it is that the Trump admin is 'targeting political enemies' - from Western Lensman]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>35</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>0.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>2</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-04-08</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[News]]></video:category>
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	</url>
		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5481/furious-father-beats-the-daylights-off-man-who-punched-his-daughter/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-11</lastmod>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Furious Father BEATS THE DAYLIGHTS off man who punched his daughter]]></image:caption>
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			<video:thumbnail_loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5481/preview.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc>
			<video:title><![CDATA[Furious Father BEATS THE DAYLIGHTS off man who punched his daughter]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[Hell yeah, Dad! This father stood up to the man who punched his 9-year-old daughter, giving her a black eye, and made sure he learned a lesson. Many people think he should’ve called the police to have him jailed, but it's good the dad taught him a lesson.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>182</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>0.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>8</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-04-08</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[Crazy]]></video:category>
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		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5480/busted-art-teacher-pushing-fake-pronouns-on-students/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-11</lastmod>
		<changefreq>daily</changefreq>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[BUSTED: Art Teacher pushing fake pronouns on students]]></image:caption>
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			<video:thumbnail_loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5480/preview.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc>
			<video:title><![CDATA[BUSTED: Art Teacher pushing fake pronouns on students]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[An art teacher was caught on camera telling students she uses ‘they/them’ pronouns and that it’s mandatory to use her preferred pronouns in class. She also said the same rule applies to any students who share their own pronouns, adding, “I am non-binary. My pronouns are…”&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;GET THIS GARBAGE OUT OF OUR SCHOOLS!]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>26</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>0.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>5</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-04-09</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[Culture]]></video:category>
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		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5479/arrested-former-us-special-operations-and-delta-force-veteran-courtney-williams/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-11</lastmod>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[ARRESTED: Former US Special Operations and DELTA FORCE veteran Courtney Williams]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[ARRESTED: Former US Special Operations and DELTA FORCE veteran Courtney Williams]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[The FBI has taken former U.S. Special Operations and Delta Force veteran Courtney Williams into custody for allegedly breaking the Espionage Act. The DOJ claims she leaked classified national defense details to the media, endangering warfighters. The arrest is seen as a strong warning to anyone considering leaking sensitive information.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>124</video:duration>

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			<video:view_count>4</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-04-09</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[News]]></video:category>
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		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5478/arrested-angry-employee-burns-down-massive-warehouse-over-low-pay/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-11</lastmod>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[ARRESTED: Angry employee burns down massive warehouse over low pay]]></image:caption>
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			<video:thumbnail_loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5478/preview.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc>
			<video:title><![CDATA[ARRESTED: Angry employee burns down massive warehouse over low pay]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[A disgruntled employee started a massive blaze at a 1.2 million-square-foot warehouse in Ontario, California. Police arrested 29-year-old Chamel Abdulkarim on arson charges for igniting the Kimberly-Clark facility. Reports say Abdulkarim even filmed himself on Instagram setting the fire. Frustrated over low wages, he claimed all the company had to do was pay workers a fair wage.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Hate to say it, but I kinda don't blame the guy.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>39</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>0.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>3</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-04-09</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[News]]></video:category>
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		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5477/idaho-made-it-a-felony-for-men-to-enter-the-women-s-bathroom/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-11</lastmod>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Idaho made it a FELONY for men to enter the women's bathroom]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[Idaho made it a FELONY for men to enter the women's bathroom]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[Idaho has made it a felony for men to use women’s bathrooms, meaning trans women are no longer allowed to use them. A second offense could lead to a life sentence. One tranny called it “insanity” that he couldn't go in the women's bathroom.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;On March 31, 2026, Idaho Governor Brad Little signed House Bill 752 into law, which criminalizes the use of public, government, or private business bathrooms and changing rooms that do not align with an individual's sex assigned at birth. The law, which takes effect on July 1, 2026, is considered one of the most common sense laws in the nation]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>78</video:duration>

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			<video:view_count>2</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-04-09</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[News]]></video:category>
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		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5476/arrested-mob-of-teen-thugs-beat-up-homeless-veteran/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-11</lastmod>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[ARRESTED: Mob of teen thugs beat up homeless veteran]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[ARRESTED: Mob of teen thugs beat up homeless veteran]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[Sad news from Toledo on April 7th shows surveillance footage of a group of juveniles and a 20-year-old brutally attacking a 63-year-old homeless veteran. The victim could only defend himself with a garbage can lid before police arrested the suspects.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>37</video:duration>

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			<video:view_count>3</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-04-09</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[Crazy]]></video:category>
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		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5475/derp-leftist-gives-iran-coordinates-to-the-white-house-as-if-it-s-secretly-hidden/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-11</lastmod>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[DERP: Leftist gives Iran coordinates to the White House, as if it's secretly hidden]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[DERP: Leftist gives Iran coordinates to the White House, as if it's secretly hidden]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[A far-left individual just shared a video claiming Iran has the exact coordinates to bomb the White House and is urging them to do it. In another clip, she’s blatantly calling for the execution of Secretary of War Pete Hegseth.  This is hilarious because everyone knows where the White House is. This chick is dumb as rocks.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>50</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>0.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>3</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-04-09</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[News]]></video:category>
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		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5474/canada-is-the-gay-capitol-after-they-added-letters-to-the-lgbt-thing/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-11</lastmod>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Canada is the “Gay capitol” after they added letters to the LGBT thing]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[Canada is the “Gay capitol” after they added letters to the LGBT thing]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[Canada is now being dubbed the “Gay capital” after introducing new letters to the MMIWG2SLGBTQQIA+ acronym, sparking online reactions from people worldwide who see it as a sign of how far Canada has gone. What are these people even talking about?]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>32</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>0.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>4</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-04-09</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[Culture]]></video:category>
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		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5473/mia-khalifa-is-crying-after-seeing-israel-bombing-lebanon-despite-the-ceasefire/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-11</lastmod>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Mia khalifa is crying after seeing Israel bombing Lebanon despite the ceasefire]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[Mia khalifa is crying after seeing Israel bombing Lebanon despite the ceasefire]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[Lebanese-American adult film actress (I honestly thought she was a jewelry designer, lol) Mia Khalifa is in tears after witnessing Israel bombing Lebanon despite the ceasefire. With what she calls her crocodile tears, she says, “My OnlyFans tax dollars are funding bombs against my own country, Lebanon.”]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>116</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>0.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>3</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-04-09</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[Culture]]></video:category>
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		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5472/this-is-la-don-t-tell-us-to-speak-english/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-11</lastmod>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[This is LA, don't tell us to speak English!]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[This is LA, don't tell us to speak English!]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[“My immigrant parents are in a hospital in LA — and neither of them speaks English.” There was no interpreter on staff, so the doctors asked her to translate. “This is Los Angeles. DONT tell my parents to learn English — that’s your problem, not ours.”]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>61</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>0.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>3</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-04-09</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[Wild]]></video:category>
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		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5471/child-forced-into-woke-gender-surgery-wins-2-million-malpractice-lawsuit/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-11</lastmod>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Child forced into WOKE Gender Surgery wins $2 million malpractice lawsuit]]></image:caption>
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			<video:thumbnail_loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5471/preview.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc>
			<video:title><![CDATA[Child forced into WOKE Gender Surgery wins $2 million malpractice lawsuit]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[She was awarded $2 million in a landmark case. Fox Varian, now 22, sued her doctors and psychologist over a transition surgery. They overlooked her mental health, disregarded her anorexia and depression, and performed a double mastectomy when she was just 16. Everyone involved in this belongs in prison, from the parents to the doctors.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>161</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>0.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>1</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-04-09</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[News]]></video:category>
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		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5470/this-guy-walks-in-the-women-s-room-what-s-your-reaction/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-11</lastmod>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[This guy walks in the women's room, what's your reaction?]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[This guy walks in the women's room, what's your reaction?]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[Yeah, this ain't gonna fly with me buddy. Go in the men's room where you belong, even if you're dressed like a lady.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>31</video:duration>

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			<video:view_count>3</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-04-09</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[Culture]]></video:category>
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		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5469/hakeem-jeffries-proves-he-s-one-of-the-dumbest-people-in-politics/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-11</lastmod>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Hakeem Jeffries proves he's one of the dumbest people in politics]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[Hakeem Jeffries proves he's one of the dumbest people in politics]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[Hakeem Jeffries attacks SecWar Hegseth: “He was a FOX News host, and now he is the Secretary of Defense? No wonder things are turning out so horrifically!” (from Townhall)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I guess Hakeem is too stupid to look up Pete's history. Pete Hegseth is a decorated U.S. Army National Guard infantry officer who served in Iraq, Afghanistan, and Guantanamo Bay, reaching the rank of Major. A Princeton and Harvard graduate, he was awarded two Bronze Stars and the Combat Infantryman Badge. He later became a commentator and veterans' advocate]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>58</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>5.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>2</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-04-09</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[News]]></video:category>
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		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5468/hell-naw-caught-trying-dine-and-dash-at-atl-airport/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-11</lastmod>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[HELL NAW! Caught trying dine and dash at ATL airport]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[HELL NAW! Caught trying dine and dash at ATL airport]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[Yeah, she’s definitely never flying again after this. It all went down in Atlanta when she got caught trying to dine and dash at an airport Buffalo Wild Wings.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>29</video:duration>

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			<video:view_count>4</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-04-09</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[Crazy]]></video:category>
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		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5467/arrested-nj-chemistry-teacher-busted-after-tryst-with-student/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-11</lastmod>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[ARRESTED: NJ chemistry teacher busted after tryst with student]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[ARRESTED: NJ chemistry teacher busted after tryst with student]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[A New Jersey high school chemistry teacher has been arrested and charged with sexual assault against a student at Sterling High School. The 26-year-old, Jason D. Howe, also coached boys’ and girls’ cross country, freshman boys’ basketball, and served as an assistant coach for girls’ track.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>74</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>0.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>3</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-04-09</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[News]]></video:category>
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		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5466/baby-killer-released-30-years-early-claimed-he-s-a-woman-and-wanted-taxpayer-funded-surgery/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-11</lastmod>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[BABY KILLER released 30 years early, claimed he's a woman and wanted taxpayer funded surgery]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[BABY KILLER released 30 years early, claimed he's a woman and wanted taxpayer funded surgery]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[From Reduxx: A trans-identified male convicted of murdering a baby has been quietly released from prison 30 YEARS EARLY. Jonathan &#34;Autumn Cordellioné&#34; Richardson was turned loose in Evansville, Indiana, with no notice given to prosecutors or the public.&#34;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;This guy killed his 11-month-old stepdaughter.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>58</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>0.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>4</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-04-09</video:publication_date>
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		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5465/oops-guy-in-heels-and-wig-drops-food-all-over/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-11</lastmod>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[OOPS! Guy in heels and wig drops food all over]]></image:caption>
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			<video:thumbnail_loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5465/preview.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc>
			<video:title><![CDATA[OOPS! Guy in heels and wig drops food all over]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[In today’s tough times, what we all need is the sight of a man dressed as a woman, slipping, landing on his backside, and losing his wig in a fast food place.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>5</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>0.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>4</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-04-09</video:publication_date>
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		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5464/theft-ny-resident-billed-600-for-congestion-pricin/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-11</lastmod>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[THEFT!! NY resident billed $600 for congestion pricin]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[THEFT!! NY resident billed $600 for congestion pricin]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[A New York resident recently received a $600 congestion pricing bill in the mail... six hundred dollars just for driving through the city. She refuses to take public transit after being assaulted twice, and now the so-called “solution” is to charge her hundreds simply for choosing to drive instead. New York is run by scumbags!]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>53</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>0.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>7</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-04-09</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[News]]></video:category>
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	</url>
		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5463/don-t-be-a-transphobe/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-11</lastmod>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Don't be a transphobe!]]></image:caption>
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			<video:thumbnail_loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5463/preview.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc>
			<video:title><![CDATA[Don't be a transphobe!]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[TRANS AGRESSION 101- do not mess with these guys!]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>65</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>0.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>9</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-04-09</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[Crazy]]></video:category>
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	</url>
		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5462/i-have-no-idea-what-sport-this-is-but-it-s-better-than-the-wnba/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-11</lastmod>
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			<image:loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5462/preview.jpg</image:loc>
			<image:caption><![CDATA[I have no idea what sport this is, but it's better than the WNBA]]></image:caption>
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			<video:thumbnail_loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5462/preview.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc>
			<video:title><![CDATA[I have no idea what sport this is, but it's better than the WNBA]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[She has very good balance, can you do this?]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>36</video:duration>

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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Darts player Noa-Lynn Van Leuven retires after being told he can't compete against women]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[Darts player Noa-Lynn Van Leuven retires after being told he can't compete against women]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[A tearful Noa-Lynn Van Leuven has announced his &#34;retirement&#34; after revealing a DRA ruling banning transgender players from women's darts events.&#34;I just got an email, apparently I just got retired. Not by choice but because I am longer allowed to compete, the DRA decided that trans women are no longer allowed in women's events.&#34; &#34;With just one decision, I am being told I don't belong anymore. This isn't just about me, it's another huge hit for the trans community.&#34;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;It's because you're a man and you shouldn't be competing in the women's category bro.]]></video:description>
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		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5460/creepy-dude-sells-reusable-pads-for-people-who-menstruate/</loc>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[CREEPY: dude sells reusable pads for “people who menstruate&#34;]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[CREEPY: dude sells reusable pads for “people who menstruate&#34;]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[Creepy man who sells handmade reusable pads wants us to say “people who menstruate” Nah bro, it's called women and the fact these are reusable is disgusting. You creep.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>42</video:duration>

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			<video:publication_date>2026-04-09</video:publication_date>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Melania Trump DROPS NAMES in Epstein bombshell]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[Melania Trump DROPS NAMES in Epstein bombshell]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[The false smears about me from mean spirited and politically motivated individuals and entities looking to cause damage to my good name to gain financially and climb politically must stop. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &#34;My attorneys and I have found this unfound and baseless lies with success and will continue to maintain my sound reputation without hesitation.&#34; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &#34;To date, several individuals and companies have been legally obligated to publicly apologize and retract their lies about me.&#34; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &#34;Such as daily beast, James Carville and Harper Collins U.K. Now is the time for congress to act. Epstein was not alone.&#34;]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>344</video:duration>

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		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5458/a-call-of-duty-zombies-map-as-donald-trump-vs-zombie-transgenders-in-the-girl-s-bathroom/</loc>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[A Call of Duty Zombies map as Donald Trump vs Zombie Transgenders in the girl's bathroom]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[A Call of Duty Zombies map as Donald Trump vs Zombie Transgenders in the girl's bathroom]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[A gamer created a Call of Duty Zombies map where you play as Donald Trump and kill transgenders in bathrooms. The map is called &#34;Trump Vs The Trannys.&#34; We got this before GTA6.]]></video:description>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[She stopped an elevator with those cannons]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[She stopped an elevator with those cannons]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[She said: &#34;I know you saw my boobs, do you still want to talk to me?&#34; Lady, how can we miss them?]]></video:description>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[Topanga still looks hot]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[Topanga's still got it. This is Danielle from Boy Meets World and she's showing off!]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>10</video:duration>

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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Girls wanting privacy FROM BOYS in school bathrooms isn't hateful, it's common sense]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[Girls wanting privacy FROM BOYS in school bathrooms isn't hateful, it's common sense]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[Asking for privacy in school bathrooms and locker rooms isn't hateful; it's fair. Boys shouldn't be in our girls' bathrooms at school. it's common sense, folks. Boys don't belong in the girls bathrooms.  How did society get THIS STUPID that this is even a conversation. Take your pronouns and gender BS and shove it where the sun doesn't shine.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>22</video:duration>

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			<video:publication_date>2026-04-09</video:publication_date>
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		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5454/pikachu-runs-from-the-cops-at-protest/</loc>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Pikachu runs from the cops at protest]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[Pikachu runs from the cops at protest]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[Pikachu continues his new career as anti-Erdogan protest leader in Turkey.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>20</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>5.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>8</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-04-09</video:publication_date>
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		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5453/you-can-only-pick-one-right-or-left/</loc>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[You can only pick one. Right or left?]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[You can only pick one. Right or left?]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[Sometimes choices are difficult!]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>51</video:duration>

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			<video:view_count>7</video:view_count>
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		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5452/she-s-got-the-smoothest-dance-moves/</loc>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[She's got the smoothest dance moves]]></image:caption>
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			<video:thumbnail_loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5452/preview.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc>
			<video:title><![CDATA[She's got the smoothest dance moves]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[Does she have your attention yet?]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>44</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>0.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>6</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-04-09</video:publication_date>
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		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5451/hunter-biden-challenges-eric-trump-and-donald-trump-jr-to-a-cage-match/</loc>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Hunter Biden challenges Eric Trump and Donald Trump Jr. to a CAGE MATCH]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[Hunter Biden challenges Eric Trump and Donald Trump Jr. to a CAGE MATCH]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[56 year old Hunter Biden challenges Eric Trump and Donald Trump Jr. to a “cage match.” Hunter Biden would beat both of them at the same time. He's a crackhead who's probably been in a few fights. Trump's kids, while more respectable, are probably weaklings who've never been in a fight before. There's no chance either of them knows how to fight.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>46</video:duration>

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			<video:view_count>6</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-04-09</video:publication_date>
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		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5450/billionaire-bruce-springsteen-slams-rich-men-in-america/</loc>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Billionaire Bruce Springsteen slams RICH MEN IN AMERICA]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[Billionaire Bruce Springsteen slams RICH MEN IN AMERICA]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[Billionaire Bruce Springsteen criticized wealthy men in America, saying, “The richest men in America have abandoned the world’s poorest children to death and disease.” The singer himself is worth $1.2 billion.]]></video:description>
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			<video:view_count>6</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-04-09</video:publication_date>
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		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5449/she-s-crying-because-ebt-won-t-pay-for-junk-food-anymore/</loc>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[She's crying because EBT won't pay for junk food anymore]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[She's crying because EBT won't pay for junk food anymore]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[Woman was brought to tears over changes to the EBT program that no longer allow junk food. She mentioned that people might come together and trade chicken for Little Debbie snack cakes. Honestly, this is good for her because she doesn't need any more junk food in that body.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>17</video:duration>

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			<video:publication_date>2026-04-10</video:publication_date>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Lady: &#34;Its time to leave your MAGA boyfriend or husband but cheat on them first&#34;]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[Lady: &#34;Its time to leave your MAGA boyfriend or husband but cheat on them first&#34;]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[Lady with wild crazy eyes says, &#34;It’s time to leave your MAGA boyfriend or husband, but cheat on him first!&#34; &#34;Cheat on him with an illegal or a Black guy!&#34; &#34;Take a picture while getting plowed and send it to him!&#34;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;White liberal women are some of the worst people in society.]]></video:description>
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			<video:publication_date>2026-04-10</video:publication_date>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[NYPD cop sentenced to JAIL for wiping out criminal with a BEER COOLER]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[An NYPD officer who threw a cooler at a fleeing drug dealer has been sentenced to 3–9 years in prison. In 2023, Sgt. Erik Duran was involved in a Bronx drug sting when a suspect sped off on a scooter toward two officers making another arrest. Acting to protect them, Duran threw a cooler, knocking the suspect off and causing fatal head injuries.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Despite a spotless record, he was convicted of manslaughter. At sentencing, Judge Guy Mitchell dismissed the defense that Duran was protecting his team, saying he should have let the suspect pass and could have caught him another day.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Many see this as a serious miscarriage of justice, with activist judges jailing officers who risk their lives, while career criminals roam NYC streets with little consequence. The conviction sends a troubling message: police must now treat even the most dangerous suspects with extreme caution, fearing prison for split-second protective actions. This decision damages police morale and public safety, marking a dark day for justice in New York.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Just another case of the scumbag legal system protecting the scumbag criminals.]]></video:description>
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			<video:publication_date>2026-04-10</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[News]]></video:category>
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		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5446/former-la-mayor-exposes-eric-swalwell-as-more-women-come-forward/</loc>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Former LA Mayor exposes Eric Swalwell as more women come forward]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[Former LA Mayor exposes Eric Swalwell as more women come forward]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[Former LA Mayor Antonio Villaraigosa posted on X that as more women come forward, Swalwell has skipped town. The attorney for the victims who have accused Swalwell, Cheyenne Hunt, says this has now become a criminal matter.]]></video:description>
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			<video:view_count>7</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-04-10</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[News]]></video:category>
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		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5445/pramila-jayapal-plans-to-dismantle-ice-if-democrats-take-over/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-11</lastmod>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Pramila Jayapal plans to dismantle ICE if Democrats take over]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[Pramila Jayapal plans to dismantle ICE if Democrats take over]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[Democratic Rep. Pramila Jayapal says that if the Democrats take power, they plan to dismantle immigration enforcement. JAYAPAL: “When we take power, we’re going to...dismantle ICE and CBP in the way that I think they should be.” Democrats want to destroy this country. They have never been more crazy in our lifetime.]]></video:description>
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			<video:publication_date>2026-04-10</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[News]]></video:category>
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		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5444/hello-i-am-trans-queer-white-fat-jewish-and-a-parent-of-three/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-11</lastmod>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Hello. I am trans, queer, white, fat, Jewish, and a parent of three]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[Hello. I am trans, queer, white, fat, Jewish, and a parent of three]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[A Canadian individual describes herself as trans, queer, white, fat, Jewish, and a parent of three. She advocates for schools to discuss sexual orientation and gender diversity with children of all ages, including those in kindergarten. Some believe this reflects a decline in Canada’s sense of morality and common sense. Why are they letting the insane people have the stage for anything at all?]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>58</video:duration>

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			<video:publication_date>2026-04-10</video:publication_date>
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		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5443/feminist-judge-forces-boy-to-return-to-abusive-mother-kid-ends-up-dead/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-11</lastmod>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Feminist judge forces boy to return to abusive mother, kid ends up dead]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[Feminist judge forces boy to return to abusive mother, kid ends up dead]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[In Argentina, a feminist judge ordered a four-year-old boy to spend time with his mother, despite him crying every time he had to go. The father alerted every authorities that the mom was horrible and abusive, but the judge refused to listen to the dad or the boy. The mother killed the boy. Today's feminism is a mental disorder.]]></video:description>
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			<video:publication_date>2026-04-10</video:publication_date>
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		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5442/trans-non-binary-comedian-and-body-positivity-activist-tries-to-make-jokes/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-11</lastmod>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Trans non-binary ‘comedian’ and body positivity activist tries to make jokes]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[Trans non-binary ‘comedian’ and body positivity activist tries to make jokes]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[A trans non-binary comedian and body positivity activist tries to crack some jokes, but they fall flat.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>93</video:duration>

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		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5441/ca-sheriff-who-killed-suspect-we-intentionally-ran-him-over-don-t-shoot-at-cops/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-11</lastmod>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[CA Sheriff who killed suspect: &#34;We intentionally ran him over... don't shoot at cops&#34;]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[CA Sheriff who killed suspect: &#34;We intentionally ran him over... don't shoot at cops&#34;]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[A California sheriff is receiving praise for showing no remorse after running over an armed suspect who had killed one of his officers. “We intentionally ran him over... don't shoot at cops.&#34; “He GOT what he DESERVED.” YES WE NEED MORE OF THIS!!!]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>14</video:duration>

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			<video:publication_date>2026-04-10</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[News]]></video:category>
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		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5440/alleged-charlie-kirk-assassin-tyler-robinson-wrote-a-handwritten-note-to-gay-lover/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-11</lastmod>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Alleged Charlie Kirk assassin Tyler Robinson wrote a handwritten note to gay lover]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[Alleged Charlie Kirk assassin Tyler Robinson wrote a handwritten note to gay lover]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[According to newly unsealed court documents, Tyler Robinson, the alleged assassin of Charlie Kirk, wrote a handwritten letter to his boyfriend confessing to the killing. The search warrant affidavit also states that Robinson sent his boyfriend a text message that read:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &#34;drop what you are doing, look under my keyboard.&#34;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Underneath the keyboard was allegedly a handwritten note that read the following: &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&#34;If you are reading this per my text, then I am so sorry. I left the house this morning on a mission, and set an auto text.&#34; &#34;I am likely dead, or facing a lengthy prison sentence. I had the opportunity to take out Charlie Kirk, and I took it.&#34; &#34;I don’t know if I will/have succeeded, but I had hoped to make it home to you. I wish we could have lived in a world where this did not feel necessary.&#34;]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>96</video:duration>

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			<video:view_count>4</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-04-10</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[News]]></video:category>
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		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5439/kamala-harris-considers-running-in-2028/</loc>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Kamala Harris considers running in 2028]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[Kamala Harris considers running in 2028]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[Kamala Harris has announced she’s thinking about running for president in 2028. Apparently, her crushing defeat in 2024 wasn’t enough, and she’s ready to face the challenge all over again!]]></video:description>
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			<video:view_count>4</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-04-10</video:publication_date>
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		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5438/crazed-lunatic-caught-on-ring-camera/</loc>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Crazed Lunatic caught on Ring Camera]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[Crazed Lunatic caught on Ring Camera]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[This is exactly the time to exercise your Second Amendment right, depending on your state and its laws, of course.]]></video:description>
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			<video:rating>0.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>4</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-04-10</video:publication_date>
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		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5437/new-video-of-quadruple-amputee-murder-suspect-snorting-substance-firing-gun/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-11</lastmod>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[NEW VIDEO of Quadruple Amputee Murder Suspect Snorting substance, firing gun]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[NEW VIDEO of Quadruple Amputee Murder Suspect Snorting substance, firing gun]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[Quadruple amputee murder suspect Dayton Webber was caught on new footage allegedly snorting a substance before firing a gun out of a window. He is being held without bond in a Maryland jail after being extradited from Virginia in connection with the fatal shooting of 27-year-old Bradrick Michael Wells.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>22</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>0.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>4</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-04-10</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[Crazy]]></video:category>
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		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5436/she-is-a-human-hydraulic-press/</loc>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[She is a human hydraulic press]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[She is a human hydraulic press]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[Is she an instant ten for doing this? Or is that a turn off?]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>60</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>0.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>2</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-04-10</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[Hotness]]></video:category>
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	</url>
		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5435/she-tried-it-on-just-for-you/</loc>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[She tried it on just for you]]></image:caption>
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			<video:thumbnail_loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5435/preview.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc>
			<video:title><![CDATA[She tried it on just for you]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[How does she look in this tight outfit?]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>9</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>0.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>6</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-04-10</video:publication_date>
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	</url>
		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5434/did-you-have-this-on-your-2026-radar/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-11</lastmod>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Did you have this on your 2026 radar?]]></image:caption>
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			<video:thumbnail_loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5434/preview.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc>
			<video:title><![CDATA[Did you have this on your 2026 radar?]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[This is like a Halo 2 or COD game chat in real life.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>23</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>5.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>5</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-04-10</video:publication_date>
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		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5433/bro-did-not-expect-this-response-at-all/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-11</lastmod>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Bro did NOT expect this response at all]]></image:caption>
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			<video:thumbnail_loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5433/preview.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc>
			<video:title><![CDATA[Bro did NOT expect this response at all]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[He dropped the hard R and then had a great point to back it up.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>15</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>0.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>3</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-04-10</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[Culture]]></video:category>
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	</url>
		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5432/finally-a-kid-with-no-phone/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-11</lastmod>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Finally a kid with no phone]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[Finally a kid with no phone]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[Yeah maybe we give this kid a phone afterall.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>14</video:duration>

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			<video:publication_date>2026-04-10</video:publication_date>
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		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5431/fmr-washington-post-editor-thomas-legro-pleaded-guilty/</loc>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Fmr. Washington Post Editor Thomas LeGro pleaded GUILTY]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[Fmr. Washington Post Editor Thomas LeGro pleaded GUILTY]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[Former Washington Post editor Thomas LeGro has pleaded guilty to federal child p*rnography charges in Washington, D.C., according to Jeanine Pirro. He now faces up to 20 years in federal prison.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>140</video:duration>

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			<video:publication_date>2026-04-10</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[News]]></video:category>
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		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5430/eric-swalwell-is-so-bad-even-corrupt-adam-schiff-disowned-him/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-11</lastmod>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Eric Swalwell is SO BAD even corrupt Adam Schiff disowned him]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[Eric Swalwell is SO BAD even corrupt Adam Schiff disowned him]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[Adam Schiff has withdrawn his endorsement of Eric Swalwell for California after sexual assault allegations surfaced. Fang Fang’s former partner seems to be on his way out, circling the drain of the political swamp.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>53</video:duration>

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			<video:publication_date>2026-04-10</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[News]]></video:category>
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		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5429/sydney-smith-is-a-pro-at-gymnastics/</loc>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Sydney Smith is a pro at gymnastics]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[Sydney Smith is a pro at gymnastics]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[She does things that most of us can't do. We would fall on our face if we tried this stuff.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>20</video:duration>

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			<video:view_count>2</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-04-10</video:publication_date>
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		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5428/eric-swalwell-responds-to-allegations-hear-it-directly-from-me/</loc>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Eric Swalwell responds to allegations: &#34;Hear it directly from me&#34;]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[Eric Swalwell responds to allegations: &#34;Hear it directly from me&#34;]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[Hear it directly from me. These allegations are flat false. And I will fight them. LOL what happened to the &#34;believe all women&#34; thing, Eric?]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>81</video:duration>

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			<video:view_count>4</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-04-11</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[News]]></video:category>
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	</url>
		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5427/hakeem-jeffries-and-fellow-clowns-praised-eric-swalwell-before-the-allegations/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-11</lastmod>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Hakeem Jeffries and fellow clowns praised Eric Swalwell before the allegations]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[Hakeem Jeffries and fellow clowns praised Eric Swalwell before the allegations]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[In September 2025, Hakeem Jeffries took over a minute to praise the character and integrity of his good friend Eric Swalwell, noting that, unlike extreme MAGA Republicans, Swalwell is a man dedicated to law and order. And now look at Eric Swalwell today with all the allegations of sexual misconduct against women - not to mention his already known tryst with Fang Fang the spy.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>75</video:duration>

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			<video:view_count>2</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-04-11</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[News]]></video:category>
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		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5426/trump-just-told-spain-to-gfy/</loc>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Trump just told Spain to GFY]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[Trump just told Spain to GFY]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[President Trump is now cutting off all trade with Spain after their leftist prime minister stated that U.S. bases in the country should not be used to strike Iran. &#34;Spain has absolutely nothing we need... we're gonna cut off ALL TRADE with Spain. We don't want ANYTHING to do with Spain.&#34;]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>48</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>5.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>3</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-04-11</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[News]]></video:category>
								</video:video>
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		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5425/this-thing-wants-to-be-governor-one-day/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-11</lastmod>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[This thing wants to be Governor one day]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[This thing wants to be Governor one day]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[This is Katie Porter. I could not imagine looking at this for four years.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>43</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>0.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>2</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-04-11</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[News]]></video:category>
								</video:video>
	</url>
		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5424/trump-roasts-ranked-choice-voting-in-alaska-torching-rino-murkowski/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-11</lastmod>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Trump ROASTS Ranked Choice Voting in Alaska, TORCHING RINO MURKOWSKI]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[Trump ROASTS Ranked Choice Voting in Alaska, TORCHING RINO MURKOWSKI]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[President Trump strongly criticized Ranked Choice Voting (RCV) in Alaska, claiming it’s the only reason Senator Lisa Murkowski keeps getting re-elected. He referred to her as one of the “Republicans” blocking the Save America Act and made it clear he wants her out of office.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>25</video:duration>

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			<video:view_count>3</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-04-11</video:publication_date>
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	</url>
		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5423/psycho-cat-attacks-woman-cuts-her-up-like-slices-of-cheese/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-11</lastmod>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Psycho Cat attacks woman, cuts her up like slices of cheese]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[Psycho Cat attacks woman, cuts her up like slices of cheese]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[A house cat attacked its owner out of nowhere, scratching and biting her like a maniac. Maybe the cat was mad that it lives in a dumpy room like this. Or maybe the cat has rabies. Either way, you gotta throw the cat against the wall and show it who's boss, then take it to the vet and put it down. You can't live like a hoarder and have a rabies cat at the same time. That's two problems no one needs.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>35</video:duration>

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			<video:publication_date>2026-04-11</video:publication_date>
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		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5422/stupid-drama-bongino-calls-out-alex-jones/</loc>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[STUPID DRAMA! Bongino calls out Alex Jones]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[STUPID DRAMA! Bongino calls out Alex Jones]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[Dan Bongino calls out Alex Jones in another day of stupid podcasters arguing with each other like a bunch of losers. You would think these guys should be uniting to bring conservatives together, but nope. They're just as dumb as the girls arguing now. Grow up, dudes.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;BONGINO: “Alex Jones is full of shit! If you want to listen to his show, fine! Go right ahead! This guy is a FRAUD! … The guy’s a total FAKE and a PHONY! It’s not REAL! It’s all BULLSHIT!&#34;]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>86</video:duration>

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			<video:view_count>4</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-04-11</video:publication_date>
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		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5421/best-thing-to-come-outta-the-wnba/</loc>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Best thing to come outta the WNBA]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[Best thing to come outta the WNBA]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[This blonde “supermodel” is constantly changing outfits and dancing around the house, but if you look closely, you might spot that competitive edge. She kicks things off in a white lace dress in the hallway, appears by the pool in a bikini top, and then swaps into a black crop top. If Sophie Cunningham wasn’t on your radar before, she is now.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>60</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>0.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>5</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-04-11</video:publication_date>
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		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5420/cmon-let-it-out/</loc>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[CMON LET IT OUT]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[CMON LET IT OUT]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[SO CLOSE SO CLOSE LET'S GO COME ON WHAT'S SHE EVEN DOING LET'S GO!]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>10</video:duration>

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			<video:view_count>9</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-04-11</video:publication_date>
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		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5419/usps-fired-after-admitting-what-she-did-on-video/</loc>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[USPS fired after admitting what she did on video]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[USPS fired after admitting what she did on video]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[A USPS worker claims she was fired after saying she would place mail in any mailbox without checking it. Now she says she can’t pay her bills or feed her baby. How stupid could you be?]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>58</video:duration>

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			<video:publication_date>2026-04-13</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[Culture]]></video:category>
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		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5418/bald-squad-mate-s-shady-wealth-explosion-under-investigation/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-11</lastmod>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Bald squad mate's shady wealth explosion under investigation]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[Bald squad mate's shady wealth explosion under investigation]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[Just days before Democrat Rep. Ayanna Pressley was sworn into Congress, her husband left a $92,000-a-year job to start a consulting firm. Their net worth and assets reportedly jumped to $8 million. Whenever a politician has a “consulting firm,” it often seems to end up being money laundering.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>299</video:duration>

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			<video:publication_date>2026-04-13</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[News]]></video:category>
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		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5417/2-cops-toss-teenagers-like-dice-when-breaking-up-a-fight/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-11</lastmod>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[2 cops toss teenagers like dice when breaking up a fight]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[2 cops toss teenagers like dice when breaking up a fight]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[Two police officers from Myrtle Beach SC were seen throwing teen girls off to the side as the teen girls were fighting with each other and attacking the police.  Looks like the kind of people who go home to a big back mom who slurps down 8 lbs of hot wings for dinner and doesn't care what their kid is out in public doing.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>35</video:duration>

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			<video:view_count>6</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-04-13</video:publication_date>
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		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5416/democrat-rep-pramila-jayapal-says-democrats-will-hijack-the-25th-to-remove-trump/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-11</lastmod>
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			<video:description><![CDATA[UNHINGED Democrat Rep. Pramila Jayapal says Democrats will hijack the process to invoke the 25th amendment to no longer require the Vice President if they gain power. JAYAPAL: “We need to do whatever we can to get him out.&#34;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The Democrats you see now are psychotic and useless to America.]]></video:description>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Kamala Harris explaining how to solve inflation while sounding like she has an under 75 IQ]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[Kamala Harris explaining how to solve inflation while sounding like she has an under 75 IQ]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[From Dinesh D'Souza: &#34;If you want to truly understand what it means to have an IQ in the range of 75-80, which is borderline retarded, listen to Kamala Harris explain how to solve inflation.&#34;]]></video:description>
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		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5414/some-chick-says-eric-swalwell-would-harass-her-send-lewd-photos-threaten-lawsuit/</loc>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Some chick says Eric Swalwell would harass her, send lewd photos, threaten lawsuit]]></image:caption>
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			<video:description><![CDATA[The husband of influencer ***** is threatening a lawsuit against Eric Swalwell over claims he sent her unsolicited explicit photos and contacted her inappropriately ***** claims Swalwell would run in her neighborhood and ask her to come downstairs She also alleges he sent her inappropriate messages and photos on Snapchat Her husband says he will file a lawsuit if Swalwell makes any statements that disparage his wife “But if Eric Swalwell or his attorney makes a single statement that disparages my wife, I will be filing a lawsuit against him,” ***** said “I’ve already made clear that if he believes anything I’ve said is untrue, he should sue me immediately.”&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Here's the thing though. I don't believe a word of this and I think they're just trying to get the lady some followers. If Eric Swalwell did any of these things, specifically sending her photos - then they would've posted this a long time ago. And if it's true, then show the photos and text messages. Why hide behind a threat to sue him if he says anything? Why not just put it out there and let Eric Swalwell get destroyed? So in my opinion, I think it's BS.  Show us the proof or stop talking.]]></video:description>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Adam Schiff previously endorsed Eric Swalwell, now look at them go!]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[Adam Schiff previously endorsed Eric Swalwell, now look at them go!]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[Two months ago, Adam Schiff enthusiastically endorsed his longtime friend Eric Swalwell for Governor of California. He praised Swalwell’s character, saying he wasn’t “fundamentally indecent” like Trump. These two have been closely aligned and deceptive for years.]]></video:description>
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		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5412/five-girls-reject-trans-opponent-refuse-to-compete-against-him/</loc>
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			<video:description><![CDATA[This is the way. Just last year, five middle school-aged girls refused to compete in sports against a transgender (MALE) athlete. It’s sad that 13-year-olds feel they have to take a stand because adults are too afraid of the woke mob to protect their own daughters.]]></video:description>
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			<video:description><![CDATA[Democratic Representative Ayanna Pressley started her time in Congress with a negative net worth, but is now reportedly worth $8 million. When questioned about the change, she offered no response.]]></video:description>
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		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5409/red-flag-ilhan-omar-caught-seeking-1-million-in-taxpayer-dollars/</loc>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA['RED FLAG' Ilhan Omar caught seeking $1 million in taxpayer dollars]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA['RED FLAG' Ilhan Omar caught seeking $1 million in taxpayer dollars]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[Rep. Ilhan Omar was reportedly seeking $1 million in taxpayer funds for a “substance abuse clinic” that turned out to be a restaurant operated by three Somali men. The request was removed from the funding bill after it was revealed the clinic was actually located in a restaurant and run by three individuals sharing the same residential address, according to IRS records, raising plenty of red flags. Some are now saying she should resign, along with Swalwell and Gonzales.]]></video:description>
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			<video:publication_date>2026-04-13</video:publication_date>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Democrat whistleblower SNITCHES ON ADAM SCHIFF]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[Democrat whistleblower SNITCHES ON ADAM SCHIFF]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[A Democratic whistleblower allegedly informed the FBI that Adam Schiff personally approved leaking classified information to discredit President Trump. It feels like blatant treason, and it would be satisfying to see him arrested, though that’s probably unlikely.]]></video:description>
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		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5407/rosie-o-donnell-proves-how-bad-tds-is-with-her-latest-stupid-stunt/</loc>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[Rosie O’Donnell proves how bad TDS is with her latest stupid stunt]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[Rosie O’Donnell joins tens of liberals in their “Presidential Blackout&#34; where they will no longer be talking or posting about President Trump. Except, they don't realize this just makes them look like total TDS morons. They're just proving how stupid they are at this point. In fact, if they all stopped talking about Trump for a day, we'd actually be perfectly fine with that because most of their comments are just crying or lies anyway.]]></video:description>
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		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5406/riley-gaines-reacts-to-trump-being-upset-with-her/</loc>
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			<video:description><![CDATA[Riley Gaines reacts to President Trump being &#34;upset&#34; with her following her post regarding his Truth Social AI Christ post. &#34;At the end of the day, I do nothing for the approval of man, no matter who that man is, including the President...&#34;]]></video:description>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[US Attorney Jeanine Pirro: activist Judge Boasberg BLOCKED investigation into federal reserve]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[U.S. Attorney Jeanine Pirro announced that activist Judge Boasberg has blocked a grand jury from investigating the Federal Reserve. Pirro claims this move is completely illegal and says the House should begin impeaching these activist judges.]]></video:description>
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		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5404/ca-legislature-passes-bill-to-stop-people-from-investigating-democrat-fraud/</loc>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[CA Legislature Passes Bill to Stop people from investigating Democrat fraud]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[CA Legislature Passes Bill to Stop people from investigating Democrat fraud]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[The Assembly Judiciary Committee voted 11-2 to make investigative journalism illegal. Their bill would impose civil sanctions of $4,000 minimum if an immigrant services fraudster wants to be off camera and takes the issue to court. The fraudster can also pursue an injunction disallowing them from being exposed on camera by a journalist for up to four years.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;If the journalist refuses to take the initial video in which the fraudster was exposed down, they may face up to three times the amount of the initial civil penalty: $12,000. The bill protects “immigrant service centers” like fake Somali daycares or Los Angeles hospice centers from legitimate journalists by classifying them as “harassers.” In the worst case, if the Journalist is accused of doxxing a fraudster or posing an “imminent threat,” they can get criminal charges and $10,000 in fines.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;If this bill passes fully, and, Nick or anyone else were brave enough to film more ghost-client daycares or hospices, they’d be under severe financial and legal scrutiny. What a shame!]]></video:description>
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		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5403/hakeem-jeffries-ran-from-questions-on-eric-swalwell/</loc>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Hakeem Jeffries RAN from questions on Eric Swalwell]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[Hakeem Jeffries RAN from questions on Eric Swalwell]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[Hakeem Jeffries appeared to panic and quickly left when CNN asked why he hadn’t publicly called for Eric Swalwell to resign in light of these allegations.]]></video:description>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[I couldn't move my arms or my body - Woman accuses Eric Swalwell of drugging and raping her]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[Boston Mayor Michelle Wu just screwed over delivery drivers]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[Boston Mayor Michelle Wu just hit delivery drivers with America's first permit system. $300 fines daily. Amazon gets exempted. Peak progressive overreach and Democrats screwing over everyone as much as they can. They truly are the worst people on the planet.]]></video:description>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Is this the same guy from Eric Swalwell's video?]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[Is this the same guy from Eric Swalwell's video?]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[From Maze: &#34;Here's Ruben Gallego calling Mike Johnson a pedo protector and telling him to get used to saying the name Gallego. This little perverted punk weirdo needs to be exposed.&#34; People suspect Ruben Gallego might be the other guy in the video with Eric Swalwell and a prostitute.]]></video:description>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[AOC finally puts on the helmet she deserves]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[AOC finally puts on the helmet she deserves]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[AOC made dumb statements about Trump, because that's all Democrats know how to do when they're not stealing tax money.]]></video:description>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[No one at the DEI convention knew what it meant!!]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[No one at the DEI convention knew what it meant!!]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[From Jesse Watters: Al Sharpton held a DEI convention, but NONE of the attendees knew what DEI meant?? “DEI will help you with all of your office work” ? “DEI is a BAD thing”? But they’re all TEAM KAMALA!]]></video:description>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Megyn Kelly blames Eric Swalwell's victim: &#34; She's a very heavy drinker&#34;]]></image:caption>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Ruben Gallego responds to accusations he's the guy in Eric Swalwell video]]></image:caption>
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			<video:publication_date>2026-04-14</video:publication_date>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[Sarah Godlewski, a Democrat, has dumbest meltdown over hail]]></video:title>
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			<video:publication_date>2026-04-15</video:publication_date>
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			<video:description><![CDATA[Great news: Speaker Johnson just announced that Rep. Sheila Cherfilus-McCormick (D-FL) could be expelled as soon as next week after allegedly stealing $5 million in FEMA funds.]]></video:description>
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		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5393/louisiana-pedophile-to-get-neutered-and-50-years-to-go-with-it/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-11</lastmod>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Louisiana pedophile to get NEUTERED and 50 years to go with it]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[Louisiana pedophile to get NEUTERED and 50 years to go with it]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[A 54-year-old man from Louisiana, Glenn Sullivan Sr., has been sentenced to 50 years in prison after pleading guilty to repeatedly raping a 14-year-old girl and impregnating her. As part of his plea deal, he opted for surgical castration instead of chemical castration.]]></video:description>
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			<video:publication_date>2026-04-15</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[News]]></video:category>
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		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5392/if-your-kid-does-this-at-school-then-you-failed-as-a-parent/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-11</lastmod>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[If your kid does this at school, then you failed as a parent]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[If your kid does this at school, then you failed as a parent]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[A teen is facing heavy backlash online after recording herself singing and performing in a musical-style act during class, disrupting the lesson and ignoring her substitute teacher. Many are calling it an example of failed parenting.]]></video:description>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[Woman gets BEATEN by boyfriend on camera]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[A woman captures footage of her boyfriend hitting her on camera. Pro tip: Avoid dating someone prone to violence to reduce the risk of being harmed.]]></video:description>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[Radical Judge James Boasberg got slapped down SO HARD]]></video:title>
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			<video:publication_date>2026-04-15</video:publication_date>
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		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5389/kamala-harris-made-sh-t-up-that-no-one-believes/</loc>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Kamala Harris made sh*t up that NO ONE believes]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[Kamala Harris made sh*t up that NO ONE believes]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[Kamala Harris: People were telling me I was the most qualified candidate to ever run for president &#34;I'm just speaking fact&#34; - OK KAMALA, NAME ONE PERSON WHO SAID THIS! BECAUSE NO ONE SAID THIS!!!]]></video:description>
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		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5388/you-pull-up-to-dunkin-and-this-guy-serves-your-coffee/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-11</lastmod>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[You pull up to Dunkin and this guy serves your coffee]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[You pull up to Dunkin and this guy serves your coffee]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[A Dunkin’ Donuts employee mentioned that he watches makeup tutorials and does his own makeup. It’s interesting to see how times have changed—there was a time when jobs were strict about things like hair length. Now, grown men can show up to work, interact with customers, and wear full makeup. Some people think this reflects a deeper mental health crisis in America that needs to be addressed, as they feel things are getting out of control.]]></video:description>
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			<video:publication_date>2026-04-15</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[Culture]]></video:category>
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		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5387/no-one-with-sanity-or-common-sense-wants-this-dude-in-the-bathroom-with-your-daughter/</loc>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[No one with sanity or common sense wants this dude in the bathroom with your daughter]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[No one with sanity or common sense wants this dude in the bathroom with your daughter]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[Some individuals want someone like this guy to share a bathroom with your daughters, which they believe is wrong, disturbing, and inappropriate.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>130</video:duration>

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			<video:publication_date>2026-04-15</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[Wild]]></video:category>
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		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5386/how-is-she-not-falling-out-of-this/</loc>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[How is she not falling out of this?]]></image:caption>
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			<video:thumbnail_loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5386/preview.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc>
			<video:title><![CDATA[How is she not falling out of this?]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[Chasing you relentlessly or relentlessly chasing those cannons?]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>9</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>5.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>4</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-04-15</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[Hotness]]></video:category>
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		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5385/whoopi-goldberg-defended-alleged-rapist-swalwell-s-tryst-with-fang-fang/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-11</lastmod>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Whoopi Goldberg defended alleged rapist Swalwell's tryst with Fang Fang]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[Whoopi Goldberg defended alleged rapist Swalwell's tryst with Fang Fang]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[Whoopi Goldberg defended Swalwell after news broke about his relationship with a Chinese spy. When rape allegations against Swalwell surfaced, her response was, “What about the President?”]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>34</video:duration>

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			<video:view_count>3</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-04-15</video:publication_date>
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		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5384/stephen-miller-and-jesse-watters-laughing-at-scumbag-eric-swalwell-is-gold/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-11</lastmod>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Stephen Miller and Jesse Watters laughing at 'scumbag' Eric Swalwell is GOLD]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[Stephen Miller and Jesse Watters laughing at 'scumbag' Eric Swalwell is GOLD]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[Stephen Miller could barely contain his laughter when Jesse Watters asked if President Trump had been following the Swalwell saga. Miller replied, “Why, has he had a bad week, Jesse? I haven’t been watching.” Then he revealed what he called the best thing ever...]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>52</video:duration>

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			<video:view_count>7</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-04-15</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[News]]></video:category>
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		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5383/biden-tells-random-black-guy-he-looks-like-obama/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-11</lastmod>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Biden tells random black guy he looks like Obama]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[Biden tells random black guy he looks like Obama]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[At a Syracuse event, Joe Biden pulled a random Black man from the crowd and remarked that he looked like Barack Obama.. “Barack, what are you doing?! Come here Barack!”]]></video:description>
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			<video:publication_date>2026-04-15</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[News]]></video:category>
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		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5382/teacher-gets-four-decades-for-semen-cupcakes/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-11</lastmod>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Teacher gets FOUR DECADES for semen cupcakes]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[Teacher gets FOUR DECADES for semen cupcakes]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[From Fox32... A disgraced Louisiana teacher will spend decades behind bars after pleading guilty to &#34;horrific crimes&#34; against children. She admitted to serving her students cupcakes that contained sperm from her ex-husband, who is awaiting his own trial on child sex crime charges.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Cynthia Perkins, 36, agreed to plead guilty and testify against her ex, 44-year-old former Livingston Parish Sheriff’s Office SWAT member Dennis Perkins, who is also charged with dozens of child sex crimes, according to prosecutors. She was sentenced Friday to 41 years at hard labor without parole, according to local media.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Prior to sentencing, the 36-year-old issued an apology to her victims. Perkins pleaded guilty to second-degree rape, production of child pornography, and conspiracy mingling of harmful substances. &#34;She not only waived any right to appeal, and attempt to avoid conviction, but she also spared the victims from reliving her horrific crimes during this particular trial,&#34; Louisiana Attorney General Jeff Landry said Monday.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&#34;Today’s conviction is in the best interest of our victims and justice.&#34; Cynthia Perkins was a junior high English teacher until she resigned after police raided the couple’s home. The Livingston Parish Sheriff's Office immediately fired Dennis Perkins, who had been a special operations lieutenant.]]></video:description>
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			<video:view_count>7</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-04-15</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[News]]></video:category>
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		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5381/pelosi-caught-lying-immediately-got-exposed/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-11</lastmod>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Pelosi CAUGHT LYING, immediately got exposed]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[Pelosi CAUGHT LYING, immediately got exposed]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[Pelosi CAUGHT LYING: She immediately got exposed for secretly demanding Swalwell drop out and resign. It didn't even take 24 hours for her lie to get ripped to shreds. She gave Swalwell the Biden treatment. - from Townhall]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>27</video:duration>

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			<video:view_count>8</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-04-15</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[News]]></video:category>
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	</url>
		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5380/weirdos-singing-for-democracy-only-prove-one-point/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-11</lastmod>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Weirdos singing for Democracy only prove one point]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[Weirdos singing for Democracy only prove one point]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[They say this is what Democracy looks like. No. this is what a room full of weirdos singing looks like. There. That's the point.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>48</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>0.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>6</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-04-15</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[News]]></video:category>
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		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5379/oklahoma-principal-takes-down-school-shooter/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-11</lastmod>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Oklahoma principal takes down school shooter]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[Oklahoma principal takes down school shooter]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[Report from Collin Rugg details the moment a high school principal took down and disarmed a school shooter.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Oklahoma high school principal seen charging at and disarming a school shooter in footage obtained by SHumphreyTV . Pauls Valley High School Principal Kirk Moore is being called a hero after getting shot while stopping a school shooter. The suspect, identified as 20-year-old Victor Hawkins, was a former student who said he wanted to shoot up the school “like the Columbine shooters did.” While taking down the shooter, Moore was shot in the leg. He is expected to recover and says he is looking forward to returning to work as soon as possible. &#34;I look forward to returning to work as soon as possible so that I may continue my life’s work educating the next generation of Oklahoma leaders. Until then, my thoughts are with our outstanding students, safe today in the arms of their families and friends,&#34; he said.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>34</video:duration>

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			<video:view_count>4</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-04-15</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[News]]></video:category>
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		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5378/communist-mayor-mamdani-shames-police-stands-up-for-thug-criminal/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-11</lastmod>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Communist Mayor Mamdani shames police, stands up for thug criminal]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[Communist Mayor Mamdani shames police, stands up for thug criminal]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[Loser communist Mamdani said: &#34;The violence used by NYPD officers in this video is extremely disturbing and unacceptable. Officers should never treat a person this way. The NYPD is conducting a full investigation into this incident.]]></video:description>
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			<video:view_count>4</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-04-15</video:publication_date>
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		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5377/minnesota-dems-block-investigations-into-fraud-despite-losing-9b-in-taxpayer-dollars/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-11</lastmod>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Minnesota Dems block investigations into fraud, despite losing $9B in taxpayer dollars]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[Minnesota Dems block investigations into fraud, despite losing $9B in taxpayer dollars]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[MMinnesotans lost $9 billion in taxpayer money to just 14 Medicaid programs during Tim Walz’s administration. Today, every Democrat on the Rules Committee voted to block an investigation into the fraud. Absolutely outrageous.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>56</video:duration>

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			<video:publication_date>2026-04-15</video:publication_date>
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		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5376/lifelong-democrat-just-testified-against-tim-walz/</loc>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[LIFELONG DEMOCRAT just testified against Tim Walz]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[LIFELONG DEMOCRAT just testified against Tim Walz]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[A lifelong Democrat testified that Tim Walz's administration targeted and attacked her for exposing fraud in Minnesota, saying he should be in jail. Faye Bernstein, a state employee for 20 years, said she first noticed the fraud seven years ago and raised the alarm.]]></video:description>
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			<video:publication_date>2026-04-15</video:publication_date>
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		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5375/san-diego-preschool-owner-assaults-ice-agent/</loc>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[San Diego preschool owner assaults ICE agent]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[San Diego preschool owner assaults ICE agent]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[A South Park San Diego preschool owner assaulted a federal ICE officer, pleaded guilty, and received only 45 days of house arrest. She struck the officer in the face with such force that his mask came off, yet faced no jail time. Critics argue the California justice system is influenced by activist judges, insisting the preschool owner should be in prison.]]></video:description>
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			<video:publication_date>2026-04-15</video:publication_date>
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		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5374/governor-abigail-spanberger-gives-away-13-electoral-votes-ignoring-what-constituents-vote-for/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-11</lastmod>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Governor Abigail Spanberger gives away 13 electoral votes, ignoring what constituents vote for]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[Governor Abigail Spanberger gives away 13 electoral votes, ignoring what constituents vote for]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[Governor Abigail Spanberger has officially signed a bill that allocates Virginia’s 13 electoral votes to the candidate who wins the national popular vote, even if Virginians choose differently. It’s wild, and they pushed it through quickly with mostly Democratic support.]]></video:description>
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			<video:publication_date>2026-04-15</video:publication_date>
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		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5373/rep-lauren-boebert-is-trying-to-make-anthony-weiner-s-laptop-public/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-11</lastmod>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Rep. Lauren Boebert is trying to make Anthony Weiner's laptop public]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[Rep. Lauren Boebert is trying to make Anthony Weiner's laptop public]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[Rep. Lauren Boebert says she’s working on releasing the details of the Anthony Weiner laptop, claiming its contents are so disturbing that many FBI agents who saw it are no longer alive. She also believes there’s a direct connection between the Epstein files and the Anthony Weiner laptop.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>100</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>0.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>4</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-04-15</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[News]]></video:category>
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		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5372/maryland-dems-screw-over-consumers-with-new-paint-fee/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-11</lastmod>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Maryland Dems screw over consumers with new PAINT FEE]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[Maryland Dems screw over consumers with new PAINT FEE]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[The state of Maryland ads a new mandatory fee on every gallon of paint sold, the money will be given to a nonprofit Professional painter - without the buyer's permission. “I mean I was immediately sitting and doing the math and thought this can't be. I was livid” The new fee amount depends on the sizeetc. This is another way to screw over the American people.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>133</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>0.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>10</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-04-15</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[News]]></video:category>
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		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5371/she-s-got-moves-like-jagger/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-11</lastmod>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[She's got moves like Jagger]]></image:caption>
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			<video:thumbnail_loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5371/preview.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc>
			<video:title><![CDATA[She's got moves like Jagger]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[Lord have mercy, this woman sure has the best dance moves right now.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>30</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>0.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>5</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-04-15</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[Hotness]]></video:category>
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		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5370/she-s-strong-and-shows-it/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-11</lastmod>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[She's strong and shows it]]></image:caption>
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			<video:thumbnail_loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5370/preview.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc>
			<video:title><![CDATA[She's strong and shows it]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[Display of strength that some folks can't do, not even some of the guys? Or can you?]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>28</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>0.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>6</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-04-15</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[Hotness]]></video:category>
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	</url>
		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5369/blm-executive-director-arrested/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-11</lastmod>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[BLM Executive director ARRESTED]]></image:caption>
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			<video:thumbnail_loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5369/preview.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc>
			<video:title><![CDATA[BLM Executive director ARRESTED]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[An executive director in Oklahoma City has been arrested and charged with wire fraud and money laundering. According to federal prosecutors, Tashella Sheri Amore Dickerson, 52, is accused of diverting more than $3.15 million in bail funds over a five-year period into her personal accounts. The indictment claims the money was used for personal expenses, including trips to Jamaica and the Dominican Republic, significant retail purchases, a vehicle, six properties, and over $50,000 in food deliveries, all under the banner of “Don’t Kill Us.”]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>102</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>0.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>5</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-04-15</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[News]]></video:category>
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	</url>
		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5368/twerkeisha-gets-trampled-by-a-horse-in-the-hood/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-11</lastmod>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Twerkeisha gets trampled by a horse in the hood]]></image:caption>
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		<video:video>
			<video:thumbnail_loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5368/preview.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc>
			<video:title><![CDATA[Twerkeisha gets trampled by a horse in the hood]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[When your culture loves giving out free twerking sessions in the street at the same time as a pony ride, but you get trampled as you're doing a split.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>10</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>0.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>18</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-04-15</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[Culture]]></video:category>
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	</url>
		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5367/jimmy-kimmel-stop-telling-me-my-job-is-to-be-funny/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-11</lastmod>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Jimmy Kimmel: stop telling me my job is to be funny]]></image:caption>
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		<video:video>
			<video:thumbnail_loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5367/preview.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc>
			<video:title><![CDATA[Jimmy Kimmel: stop telling me my job is to be funny]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[Jimmy Kimmel tells people to stop telling him his job is to be funny. He hasn't been funny since the Man Show because his TDS has fully taken over.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;“I just can’t imagine on those nights talking about anything other than what we are talking about.” “I think it would be embarrassing if we didn’t talk about this stuff. It would be shameful.” “I love telling jokes. I love being funny. I love when the audience laughs… But well-rounded human beings don’t behave that way.” “And to say that, ‘Your job is this,’ I bristle at that.” “Because first of all, don’t tell me what my job is. I don’t tell you what your job is.” “My job is whatever I decide my job is or whatever my employer allows me to do. That’s what my job is.”]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>54</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>0.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>3</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-04-15</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[Wild]]></video:category>
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		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5366/this-should-be-banned-100/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-11</lastmod>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[This should be banned 100%]]></image:caption>
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			<video:thumbnail_loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5366/preview.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc>
			<video:title><![CDATA[This should be banned 100%]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[These children are being used as props in these men’s deviant, disordered fantasy. Not a single smile from them throughout the entire video as even the babies seem to know something is wrong.  The children will grow up as victims who are mocked in school and possibly abused by these two guys, because that's how it usually goes when two gays adopt a child. This should be banned in society.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>65</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>0.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>4</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-04-15</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[Culture]]></video:category>
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	</url>
		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5365/transgender-migrant-in-ca-got-free-top-surgery-thanks-to-taxpayers/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-11</lastmod>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Transgender migrant in CA got free top surgery thanks to taxpayers]]></image:caption>
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			<video:thumbnail_loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5365/preview.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc>
			<video:title><![CDATA[Transgender migrant in CA got free top surgery thanks to taxpayers]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[EXCLUSIVE from Christopher Rufo: “Jacqueline” is a transgender migrant who lives in a California homeless shelter and told us the state gave him free breast implants. Now he’s waiting for “bottom surgery,” in which doctor will castrate him and create an artificial vagina all funded by Gavin Newsom.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>58</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>0.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>2</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-04-15</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[News]]></video:category>
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	</url>
		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5364/joy-behar-listen-i-knew-jesus/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-11</lastmod>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Joy Behar: &#34;Listen I knew Jesus...&#34;]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[Joy Behar: &#34;Listen I knew Jesus...&#34;]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[Joy Behar: “Jesus himself did not run around saying, ‘I’m the Messiah, I’m the Messiah.’” Alyssa Farah Griffin: “Ehhhhh.” Sara Haines: “That’s exactly what Jesus said, ‘I am the Messiah!’” Joy Behar: “No, he did not! Jesus was more modest than that. Listen I knew Jesus...&#34;]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>36</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>5.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>3</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-04-15</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[Culture]]></video:category>
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	</url>
		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5363/border-czar-tom-homan-puts-woke-pope-in-his-place/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-11</lastmod>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Border Czar Tom Homan puts woke Pope in his place]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[Border Czar Tom Homan puts woke Pope in his place]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[Border Czar Tom Homan tells woke Pope Leo to shove it. &#34;I'm a lifelong Catholic. I wish they'd STAY OUT of immigration, they don't know what they're talking about.&#34;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&#34;Because if they wore my shoes for 40 years, and talked to a 9-year-old girl that got r*ped multiple times, or stood in the back of a tractor trailer with 19 dead aliens at my feet, including a 5-year-old boy that baked to death, if they understood the atrocities that happened on the open border, I think their opinion would change!&#34;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&#34;And I welcome discussion with any of them, because they don't understand illegal immigration is not a victimless crime.&#34;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&#34;Where President Trump had the most secure border in the lifetime of this nation, right now, lives are being saved. He's saving thousands of lives a year because he has a secure border!&#34;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&#34;Human traffickers are out of business, right? The cartels are going bankrupt because of that secure border. I wish they'd understand that.&#34; &#34;Because if they did, I think they'd have a different opinion.&#34;]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>54</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>5.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>3</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-04-15</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[News]]></video:category>
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	</url>
		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5362/democrat-rep-bonnie-coleman-said-trump-should-be-eliminated/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-11</lastmod>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Democrat Rep. Bonnie Coleman said Trump should be 'eliminated']]></image:caption>
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			<video:thumbnail_loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5362/preview.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc>
			<video:title><![CDATA[Democrat Rep. Bonnie Coleman said Trump should be 'eliminated']]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[Democrat Rep. Bonnie Coleman called for President Trump to be &#34;ELIMINATED.&#34; &#34;If we wanted to eliminate abuse and fraud, we'd eliminate the PRESIDENT of the United States from the office right now...&#34;]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>18</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>0.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>2</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-04-15</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[News]]></video:category>
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		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5361/maxine-waters-appears-confused-at-the-airport/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-11</lastmod>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Maxine Waters appears confused at the airport]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[Maxine Waters appears confused at the airport]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[Maxine Waters seemed lost at the airport. If she can’t navigate an airport, how is she supposed to run California? It’s simple... you find your gate and wait for your plane.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>24</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>5.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>2</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-04-15</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[News]]></video:category>
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	</url>
		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5360/creepy-perverted-man-tries-radicalizing-little-kids/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-11</lastmod>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Creepy perverted man tries radicalizing little kids]]></image:caption>
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			<video:thumbnail_loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5360/preview.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc>
			<video:title><![CDATA[Creepy perverted man tries radicalizing little kids]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[Here's another one of those disgusting videos where someone is trying to teach kids about stupid gender stuff.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>77</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>0.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>3</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-04-15</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[Culture]]></video:category>
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	</url>
		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5359/another-reason-why-women-shouldn-t-be-cops/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-11</lastmod>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Another reason why women shouldn't be cops]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[Another reason why women shouldn't be cops]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[A lunatic suspect manhandles a female police officer, proving once again that women should never be cops.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>22</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>0.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>7</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-04-15</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[Crazy]]></video:category>
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		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5358/food-influencer-spice-king-goes-after-multiple-women-at-six-flags/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-11</lastmod>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Food 'influencer' Spice King goes after multiple women at Six Flags]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[Food 'influencer' Spice King goes after multiple women at Six Flags]]></video:title>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Tampon Tim Walz's daughter is now a full blown radicalized leftist]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[Tampon Tim Walz's daughter is now a full blown radicalized leftist]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[Minnesota Governor Tim Walz’s daughter is now a fully radicalized leftist and is attending a Planned Parenthood event in Minnesota. This is was happens when you father is afraid to come out of the closet.]]></video:description>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Small town NJ election STOLEN, Democrats exposed]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[Small town NJ election STOLEN, Democrats exposed]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[In a small local NJ election with just 43 voters, the results showed 33 to 10, but the losing candidate, who knew everyone who voted, called them afterward. She discovered that her votes had allegedly been switched to her opponent by someone from the other side.]]></video:description>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[How does goth girl do this?]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[How does goth girl do this?]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[New goth outfits. Do you like them?]]></video:description>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Billionaire has buyer’s remorse for supporting creepy Swalwell]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[Billionaire has buyer’s remorse for supporting creepy Swalwell]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[“Eric who?” quipped a billionaire feeling buyer’s remorse after donating over $1 million to Eric Swalwell’s campaign.]]></video:description>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[I like my Asians with extra rice]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[I like my Asians with extra rice]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[Cute Asian girl shows her latest outfit.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>15</video:duration>

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		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5352/we-don-t-have-to-deport-this-one/</loc>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[We don't have to deport this one]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[We don't have to deport this one]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[If she's an illegal immigrant, then does she get a free pass?]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>16</video:duration>

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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Candace Owens suggests someone should stab Erika Kirk]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[Candace Owens suggests someone should stab Erika Kirk]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[Candace Owens joked that someone should stab Erika Kirk to test her theory that Kirk is a non-human sentient robot meant to deceive people and wouldn’t bleed if injured.]]></video:description>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Does this dress make my butt look big?]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[Does this dress make my butt look big?]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[Or is the dress just right?]]></video:description>
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			<video:rating>5.0</video:rating>
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		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5349/jasmine-crockett-now-begging-for-jobs/</loc>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Jasmine Crockett now begging for jobs]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[Jasmine Crockett now begging for jobs]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[Jasmine Crockett says she’s contacting law firms for a job after losing her election. Hopefully, no one is foolish enough to hire her.]]></video:description>
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			<video:publication_date>2026-04-16</video:publication_date>
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		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5348/tissue-head-dude-sweating-during-corruption-hearing-has-hilarious-mishap/</loc>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Tissue Head: dude sweating during corruption hearing has hilarious mishap]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[Tissue Head: dude sweating during corruption hearing has hilarious mishap]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[The guy was sweating so much during a corruption hearing that a tissue ended up stuck to his forehead.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>24</video:duration>

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		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5347/blackjack-dealer-i-d-rather-be-called-a-wh-re-than-a/</loc>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Blackjack dealer: &#34;I'd rather be called a wh*re than a...&#34;]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[Blackjack dealer: &#34;I'd rather be called a wh*re than a...&#34;]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[A blackjack dealer was called a whore in the chat, but her response was totally unexpected.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>37</video:duration>

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		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5346/tim-walz-could-end-up-in-jail-for-what-he-did/</loc>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[Tim Walz could end up in jail for what he did]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[Tim Walz might have just landed himself in hot water after being exposed for restarting taxpayer payments to Somali fraudsters linked to the ‘Feeding Our Future’ scheme.. Jim Jordan: “Why didn’t you tell the truth about why you restarted the payments?”]]></video:description>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[USA may finally eliminate income tax]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[USA may finally eliminate income tax]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[US Treasury Secretary Scott Bessent: “I want to encourage everyone out there watching today to change their withholding. You will get an automatic real wage increase on a weekly or a monthly basis.”]]></video:description>
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		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5344/just-chillin-how-are-you-doing/</loc>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Just chillin, how are you doing?]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[Just chillin, how are you doing?]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[You lovin it? Well, sure, except for the fake eyelashes which look dumb on everyone.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>12</video:duration>

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			<video:publication_date>2026-04-16</video:publication_date>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Rep. Yvette Clarke wants to flood her district with illegals]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[Rep. Yvette Clarke wants to flood her district with illegals]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[Rep. Yvette Clarke says that she wants to flood her district with illegals for political power. Democrats can't win without cheating and they hate Americans.]]></video:description>
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			<video:publication_date>2026-04-16</video:publication_date>
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		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5342/who-wants-to-go-fishing/</loc>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Who wants to go fishing?]]></image:caption>
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			<video:thumbnail_loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5342/preview.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc>
			<video:title><![CDATA[Who wants to go fishing?]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[Is she just showing off?]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>17</video:duration>

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			<video:publication_date>2026-04-16</video:publication_date>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[Lady in red bikini stuns audience]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[How do you like her red bikini?]]></video:description>
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			<video:publication_date>2026-04-16</video:publication_date>
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		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5340/when-the-new-pants-come-with-a-tiny-top/</loc>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[When the new pants come with a tiny top]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[When the new pants come with a tiny top]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[Do you like her outfit?]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>15</video:duration>

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			<video:publication_date>2026-04-16</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[Hotness]]></video:category>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Looks like she's got those 90's baggy jeans]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[Looks like she's got those 90's baggy jeans]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[Do you like her outfit?]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>16</video:duration>

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			<image:caption><![CDATA[She literally looks like a walrus]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[She literally looks like a walrus]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[Literally looks like a walrus and I have trouble unseeing this.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>16</video:duration>

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			<video:publication_date>2026-04-16</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[Wild]]></video:category>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Threatens to sue anyone who misgenders]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[Threatens to sue anyone who misgenders]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[I'm going to start suing ANYONE for emotional damage and distress for calling me he, him, bro sir, mister, brother is automatically gonna get you sued.]]></video:description>
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			<video:publication_date>2026-04-16</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[Culture]]></video:category>
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		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5336/chad-alan-carr-a-former-dem-mayor-arrested-on-child-s-x-crimes/</loc>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Chad-Alan Carr, a former Dem Mayor, arrested on CHILD S*X CRIMES]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[Chad-Alan Carr, a former Dem Mayor, arrested on CHILD S*X CRIMES]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[Chad-Alan Carr, the former Democratic mayor of Gettysburg, PA, and president of an LGBTQ Pride organization, has been arrested again on additional child sex crime charges. This time, he was taken into custody in Texas after leaving Pennsylvania following his initial arrest. Credit: Libs of TikTok]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>75</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>0.0</video:rating>
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			<video:publication_date>2026-04-16</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[News]]></video:category>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[GA Dem candidate Keisha Lance Bottoms supports men in women's locker rooms]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[GA Dem candidate Keisha Lance Bottoms supports men in women's locker rooms]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[Georgia Democrat candidate Keisha Lance Bottoms: If I was Governor, I would have vetoed the Riley Gaines Act The law protects girls from allowing men in their sports.]]></video:description>
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		<url>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Plus size woman struts on the runway]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[Plus size woman struts on the runway]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[Plus size modeling a good or bad thing for the industry?]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>16</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>0.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>8</video:view_count>
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		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5333/school-officials-in-nj-clueless-about-20-million-in-missing-funds/</loc>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[School officials in NJ clueless about $20 million in missing funds]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[School officials in Montclair, New Jersey, have admitted they can’t account for nearly $20 million in missing funds. How does a school even misplace that much state funding?! And how many other state programs across the country are being run this way?!]]></video:description>
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			<video:publication_date>2026-04-16</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[News]]></video:category>
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		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5332/do-you-like-cheerleaders/</loc>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Do you like cheerleaders?]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[Do you like cheerleaders?]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[She's showing off her latest cheerleader outfit. Do you like it?]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>13</video:duration>

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		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5331/ariana-grande-was-smoking-hot-before-she-hung-out-with-that-demon-cynthia-erivo/</loc>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Ariana Grande was smoking hot before she hung out with that demon Cynthia Erivo]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[Ariana Grande was smoking hot before she hung out with that demon Cynthia Erivo]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[Many of you don’t remember when Ariana Grande was a beautiful woman. But now she spends too much time with that creepy demon-looking thing named Cynthia Erivo, the crackhead-looking lesbian.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>22</video:duration>

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			<video:view_count>7</video:view_count>
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		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5330/kentucky-state-rep-sarah-stalker-wants-white-kids-to-be-shamed-and-feel-bad/</loc>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Kentucky State Rep. Sarah Stalker wants white kids to be shamed and feel bad]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[Kentucky State Rep. Sarah Stalker wants white kids to be shamed and feel bad]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[Kentucky State Rep. Sarah Stalker claimed that children should be taught to feel bad about being white. She said the Democrat Party is making people feel guilty and apologize for the skin color they were born with, calling it a form of manipulation that should be examined as a potential mental health issue.]]></video:description>
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		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5329/when-you-give-up-in-life-and-get-the-bowl-cut/</loc>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[When you give up in life and get the bowl cut]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[She is a registered nurse and goes by they/them pronouns. It’s all you need to know. The haircut is just the cherry on top. Credit: I Meme Therefore I Am]]></video:description>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[Chicago's DEI Mayor Johnson: Restaurants have &#34;ties with slavery&#34; so we &#34;need reparations&#34;]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[Mayor Johnson: Restaurants have &#34;ties with slavery&#34; so we &#34;need reparations.&#34; This is another reason why DEI mayors are always failing. Brandon Johnson just comes up with more stupid nonsense every day and Chicago will be much better off if he stepped down and let a trashcan run the city.]]></video:description>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Philly DEI Mayor: &#34;How dare you tell me how to tax you?&#34;]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[Philly DEI Mayor: &#34;How dare you tell me how to tax you?&#34;]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[Philly Mayor Cherelle Parker didn’t hold back: “How dare you tell me, as mayor, how to tax you?” She’s proposing a $1-per-ride tax on every Uber and Lyft trip in the city to fund schools, even though the district still has a huge budget gap. It feels like she’s just taking money from taxpayers because she doesn’t know how to manage a budget or spend responsibly.]]></video:description>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Psychotic leftist wins New Jersey special election]]></image:caption>
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			<video:description><![CDATA[A progressive activist, backed by AOC and Bernie Sanders, handily defeated her Republican opponent by almost 20 points in New Jersey’s special election. In her victory speech, she confidently reiterated her dedication to “higher wages” and “economic justice,” arguing these ideas aren’t radical but simply “good conscience” and sound economics.]]></video:description>
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							<video:category><![CDATA[News]]></video:category>
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		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5325/america-hating-mary-moriarity-issued-warrants-to-arrest-ice-agents/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-11</lastmod>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[America-Hating Mary Moriarity issued warrants to arrest ICE Agents]]></image:caption>
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		<video:video>
			<video:thumbnail_loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5325/preview.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc>
			<video:title><![CDATA[America-Hating Mary Moriarity issued warrants to arrest ICE Agents]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[Mary Moriarity has issued two warrants for the arrest of two ICE agents on charges of “assault,” claiming they can be taken into custody anywhere in the country. These actions could escalate tensions and spark serious conflict. It seems Minnesota is gearing up for a showdown with the federal government, and some view the Democrats as acting foolishly.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>259</video:duration>

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			<video:view_count>5</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-04-17</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[News]]></video:category>
								</video:video>
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		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5324/democrats-wasted-1-million-on-stupidest-hub-ever/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-11</lastmod>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Democrats wasted $1 million on stupidest HUB ever]]></image:caption>
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			<video:thumbnail_loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5324/preview.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc>
			<video:title><![CDATA[Democrats wasted $1 million on stupidest HUB ever]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[The media and Chuck Schumer celebrated the grand opening of a $1 million “Delivery Hub” meant for delivery drivers to rest and recharge. Just a week later, with the cameras gone, it’s closed, locked, and unusable. A million dollars spent on a container with windows that can’t even be used. Called the City Hall Park Deliverista Hub in Lower Manhattan, it was promoted as the nation’s first worker-designed hub and a model for future sites across the city. The aim was to provide small hubs for about 80,000–85,000 NYC delivery workers to rest. What a complete waste of money.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>51</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>0.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>6</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-04-17</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[News]]></video:category>
								</video:video>
	</url>
		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5323/rep-sheila-cherfilus-mccormick-needs-to-be-in-jail-asap/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-11</lastmod>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Rep. Sheila Cherfilus-McCormick needs to be in JAIL ASAP]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[Rep. Sheila Cherfilus-McCormick needs to be in JAIL ASAP]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[Rep. Sheila Cherfilus-McCormick (D-FL), accused of stealing $5 million in FEMA funds, was on the floor strongly advocating for TPS for Haitians, reportedly because she also accepted $800,000 in illegal donations from foreign Haitian interests, according to Rep. Greg Steube. This chickenhead needs to be LOCKED UP.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>148</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>0.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>5</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-04-17</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[News]]></video:category>
								</video:video>
	</url>
		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5322/thug-tesfaye-cooper-out-of-jail-for-beating-disabled-kid-arrested-again/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-11</lastmod>
		<changefreq>daily</changefreq>
		<priority>0.8</priority>
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			<image:loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5322/preview.jpg</image:loc>
			<image:caption><![CDATA[THUG Tesfaye Cooper out of jail for beating disabled kid ARRESTED AGAIN]]></image:caption>
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		<video:video>
			<video:thumbnail_loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5322/preview.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc>
			<video:title><![CDATA[THUG Tesfaye Cooper out of jail for beating disabled kid ARRESTED AGAIN]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[Tesfaye Cooper, the same man who infamously tortured a disabled teenager on Facebook Live, is back on the streets. And surprise, he’s been arrested again—shocking, right? This time, he reportedly chased down a cyclist who merely waved at him and assaulted him.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>90</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>0.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>5</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-04-17</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[Crazy]]></video:category>
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	</url>
		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5321/new-jersey-bus-drivers-beats-the-brakes-off-passenger-who-spit-on-him/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-11</lastmod>
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			<image:loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5321/preview.jpg</image:loc>
			<image:caption><![CDATA[New Jersey bus drivers beats the brakes off passenger who SPIT on him]]></image:caption>
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		<video:video>
			<video:thumbnail_loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5321/preview.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc>
			<video:title><![CDATA[New Jersey bus drivers beats the brakes off passenger who SPIT on him]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[A bus passenger spit on the driver, and the driver fired back! Footage shows the driver confronting the passenger over the disrespect and giving him a serious beatdown. Hell yeah!]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>39</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>0.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>3</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-04-17</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[News]]></video:category>
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	</url>
		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5320/two-haitian-nationals-stole-7-000-000-00-in-a-snap-fraud-scam/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-11</lastmod>
		<changefreq>daily</changefreq>
		<priority>0.8</priority>
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			<image:loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5320/preview.jpg</image:loc>
			<image:caption><![CDATA[Two Haitian nationals stole $7,000,000.00 in a SNAP fraud scam]]></image:caption>
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		<video:video>
			<video:thumbnail_loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5320/preview.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc>
			<video:title><![CDATA[Two Haitian nationals stole $7,000,000.00 in a SNAP fraud scam]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[Two Haitian nationals were involved in a $7,000,000 SNAP fraud scheme in Massachusetts, with their fake retail stores pulling in $480,000 each month. Some people believe such migrants should face deportation rather than protection.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>170</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>0.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>2</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-04-17</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[News]]></video:category>
								</video:video>
	</url>
		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5319/tanner-horner-deserves-a-prompt-death-sentence/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-11</lastmod>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Tanner Horner deserves a prompt death sentence]]></image:caption>
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		<video:video>
			<video:thumbnail_loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5319/preview.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc>
			<video:title><![CDATA[Tanner Horner deserves a prompt death sentence]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[Tanner Horner, who pleaded guilty to murdering 7-year-old Athena Strand, seen on camera reacting to a woman telling him that a &#34;seven-year-old kid&#34; had been kidnapped. During the trial today, jurors broke down in tears after audio footage was played of Horner killing Athena after he told her to take off her shirt and said she was &#34;really pretty.&#34; Athena repeatedly asked for her mother. &#34;Horner is then heard asking Athena to remove her shirt, and there are several moments when she says &#34;no&#34; and asks for her mom. That was followed by repeated sounds of crying, screaming and banging,&#34; NBC reported. Jurors were also shown footage (below) of Horner being stopped while trying to deliver packages. He was told by a woman that the road was blocked off because a &#34;seven-year-old kid&#34; had been kidnapped. &#34;Are you serious?&#34; Horner said. Give this man the death penalty.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Reported by Collin Rugg]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>100</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>5.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>5</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-04-17</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[News]]></video:category>
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	</url>
		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5318/rep-kamlager-dove-obviously-a-deomcrat-says-about-trump-f-his-a/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-11</lastmod>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Rep. Kamlager-Dove, obviously a Deomcrat, says about Trump: “F*** his a**!”]]></image:caption>
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		<video:video>
			<video:thumbnail_loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5318/preview.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc>
			<video:title><![CDATA[Rep. Kamlager-Dove, obviously a Deomcrat, says about Trump: “F*** his a**!”]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[“F*** his a**!” exclaimed Rep. Kamlager-Dove (D-CA) about President Trump. These Democratic politicians seem to have completely lost their minds, and naturally, this one is from California. She went on to say, “This guy, Dr. Jesus, apparently wants to spend $2 billion of your money every single day...”]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>12</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>0.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>1</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-04-17</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[News]]></video:category>
								</video:video>
	</url>
		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5317/mom-celebrates-daughter-getting-food-stamps/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-11</lastmod>
		<changefreq>daily</changefreq>
		<priority>0.8</priority>
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			<image:loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5317/preview.jpg</image:loc>
			<image:caption><![CDATA[Mom celebrates daughter getting food stamps]]></image:caption>
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		<video:video>
			<video:thumbnail_loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5317/preview.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc>
			<video:title><![CDATA[Mom celebrates daughter getting food stamps]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[Family celebrates after the daughter gets approved for food stamps and mom can stop spending her own money on food. This is how you raise losers]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>43</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>0.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>10</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-04-17</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[Culture]]></video:category>
								</video:video>
	</url>
		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5316/purple-headed-monster-rosa-delauro-goes-psychotic-in-congress/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-11</lastmod>
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			<image:loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5316/preview.jpg</image:loc>
			<image:caption><![CDATA[Purple-headed Monster Rosa DeLauro goes psychotic in Congress]]></image:caption>
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		<video:video>
			<video:thumbnail_loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5316/preview.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc>
			<video:title><![CDATA[Purple-headed Monster Rosa DeLauro goes psychotic in Congress]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[Democrat Rosa DeLauro had an intense outburst in Congress today expressing her strong dislike for raw milk.What a clown show. Why is anyone talking about milk in Congress? Go get something done!]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>15</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>0.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>5</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-04-17</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[News]]></video:category>
								</video:video>
	</url>
		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5315/former-alabama-mayor-arrested-for-ballot-fraud/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-11</lastmod>
		<changefreq>daily</changefreq>
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			<image:loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5315/preview.jpg</image:loc>
			<image:caption><![CDATA[Former Alabama Mayor arrested for BALLOT FRAUD]]></image:caption>
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		<video:video>
			<video:thumbnail_loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5315/preview.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc>
			<video:title><![CDATA[Former Alabama Mayor arrested for BALLOT FRAUD]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[Former Fort Deposit, Alabama Mayor Jacqulyn Boone was arrested for mail-in ballot fraud, along with city council candidate Steven Thigpen. Both face felony charges for the unlawful use of absentee ballots. They had initially “won” the August 2025 municipal election, but it was thrown out due to voter irregularities, leading to a special election. The thing Democrats claim never happens has happened again.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>30</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>5.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>3</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-04-17</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[News]]></video:category>
								</video:video>
	</url>
		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5314/thomas-massie-teamed-with-ilhan-omar-against-trump/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-11</lastmod>
		<changefreq>daily</changefreq>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Thomas Massie teamed with Ilhan Omar against Trump]]></image:caption>
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			<video:thumbnail_loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5314/preview.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc>
			<video:title><![CDATA[Thomas Massie teamed with Ilhan Omar against Trump]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[Rep Thomas Massie and Rep Ilhan Omar joined forces to strip President Trump of his Article II Powers.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>42</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>5.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>3</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-04-17</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[News]]></video:category>
								</video:video>
	</url>
		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5313/teachers-who-can-barely-speak-english-should-be-banned/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-11</lastmod>
		<changefreq>daily</changefreq>
		<priority>0.8</priority>
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			<image:loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5313/preview.jpg</image:loc>
			<image:caption><![CDATA[Teachers who can barely speak English should be banned]]></image:caption>
		</image:image>
		<video:video>
			<video:thumbnail_loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5313/preview.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc>
			<video:title><![CDATA[Teachers who can barely speak English should be banned]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[How can any students learn in a class where the teacher has an accent thicker than a concrete block and no one can understand her.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>10</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>0.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>6</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-04-17</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[Wild]]></video:category>
								</video:video>
	</url>
		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5312/that-shirt-is-struggling/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-11</lastmod>
		<changefreq>daily</changefreq>
		<priority>0.8</priority>
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			<image:loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5312/preview.jpg</image:loc>
			<image:caption><![CDATA[That shirt is struggling]]></image:caption>
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		<video:video>
			<video:thumbnail_loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5312/preview.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc>
			<video:title><![CDATA[That shirt is struggling]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[Hey now, nice shirt. Would be a shame if a button popped.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>12</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>0.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>5</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-04-17</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[Hotness]]></video:category>
								</video:video>
	</url>
		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5311/lunatic-leftist-analilia-mejia-will-help-screw-over-everyone-in-new-jersey/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-11</lastmod>
		<changefreq>daily</changefreq>
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			<image:loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5311/preview.jpg</image:loc>
			<image:caption><![CDATA[Lunatic Leftist Analilia Mejia will help screw over everyone in New Jersey]]></image:caption>
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		<video:video>
			<video:thumbnail_loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5311/preview.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc>
			<video:title><![CDATA[Lunatic Leftist Analilia Mejia will help screw over everyone in New Jersey]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[Analilia Mejia, a left-leaning politician, just won New Jersey’s special election to replace Mikie Sherrill in Congress and delivered a fiery victory speech calling Trump and Elon Musk “the true radicals.” She supports abolishing ICE and promoting socialist policies. What does Elon or Trump have to do with New Jersey? That's how deranged these lunatics are.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>76</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>0.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>5</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-04-17</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[News]]></video:category>
								</video:video>
	</url>
		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5310/kathy-hochul-s-sanctuary-policies-have-gotten-29-people-killed-and-thousands-victimized/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-11</lastmod>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Kathy Hochul’s sanctuary policies have gotten 29 people killed and thousands victimized]]></image:caption>
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		<video:video>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[Kathy Hochul’s sanctuary policies have gotten 29 people killed and thousands victimized]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[New York Governor Kathy Hochul’s sanctuary policies have resulted in: &#34;Failure to honor ICE Detainers resulted in...29 homicides, 2,500 assaults...300 robberies, 400 dangerous drug offenses, 300 weapons offenses, and 200 sexual predatory offenses.”]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>32</video:duration>

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			<video:view_count>5</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-04-17</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[News]]></video:category>
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	</url>
		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5309/she-weighs-800lbs-and-would-destroy-your-bathroom/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-11</lastmod>
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			<image:loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5309/preview.jpg</image:loc>
			<image:caption><![CDATA[She weighs 800lbs and would destroy your bathroom]]></image:caption>
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		<video:video>
			<video:thumbnail_loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5309/preview.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc>
			<video:title><![CDATA[She weighs 800lbs and would destroy your bathroom]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[She’s obese and stubborn, weighing 800 pounds and barely able to care for herself, yet she refuses to follow the therapy that could save her life. It’s just nasty.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>101</video:duration>

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			<video:view_count>5</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-04-17</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[Crazy]]></video:category>
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	</url>
		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5308/democrats-are-blocking-investigations-into-fraud-what-s-that-tell-you/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-11</lastmod>
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			<image:loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5308/preview.jpg</image:loc>
			<image:caption><![CDATA[Democrats are blocking investigations into fraud - what's that tell you?]]></image:caption>
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		<video:video>
			<video:thumbnail_loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5308/preview.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc>
			<video:title><![CDATA[Democrats are blocking investigations into fraud - what's that tell you?]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[It’s hard to hear this and not think Minnesota Democrats are involved in the fraud. The Democratic leaders in the state stick together, and when they had the chance to stop the fraudsters, they instead blocked a future investigation. That suggests they’re either part of the problem or shielding their friends. They should all be investigated and held accountable.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>71</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>5.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>5</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-04-17</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[News]]></video:category>
								</video:video>
	</url>
		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5307/former-speaker-kevin-mccarthy-nukes-eric-swalwell-and-pelosi/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-11</lastmod>
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			<image:loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5307/preview.jpg</image:loc>
			<image:caption><![CDATA[Former Speaker Kevin McCarthy NUKES Eric Swalwell and Pelosi]]></image:caption>
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		<video:video>
			<video:thumbnail_loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5307/preview.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc>
			<video:title><![CDATA[Former Speaker Kevin McCarthy NUKES Eric Swalwell and Pelosi]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[Former Speaker Kevin McCarthy made a big revelation in the Swalwell scandal, claiming the FBI warned Pelosi about his relationship with a Chinese spy. Despite this, Pelosi kept him on the Intelligence Committee, raising questions about why she would make that decision.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>215</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>5.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>6</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-04-17</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[News]]></video:category>
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	</url>
		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5306/katie-porter-wants-to-abolish-ice-doesn-t-care-if-illegals-kill-americans/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-11</lastmod>
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			<image:loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5306/preview.jpg</image:loc>
			<image:caption><![CDATA[Katie Porter wants to abolish ICE, doesn't care if illegals kill Americans]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[Katie Porter wants to abolish ICE, doesn't care if illegals kill Americans]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[ICE makes us less safe, and as Governor, I will treat the protection of every Californian as my most important job. That means rejecting federal overreach and ensuring our infrastructure serves our communities, not a horrific deportation agenda.&#34;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;What horrific deportation agenda? You mean following the law that was on the books when Biden was in office? Same laws because Trump didn't change anything, he just told his people to follow the law on books. Katie Porter is disgusting and beyond stupid.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>124</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>5.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>6</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-04-17</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[News]]></video:category>
								</video:video>
	</url>
		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5305/rabid-liberal-lady-tries-biting-guys-for-fishing/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-11</lastmod>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Rabid liberal lady tries BITING guys for fishing]]></image:caption>
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		<video:video>
			<video:thumbnail_loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5305/preview.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc>
			<video:title><![CDATA[Rabid liberal lady tries BITING guys for fishing]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[In South Carolina, a woman tried to bite two men who were just fishing at a pond. She claimed there were no “No Fishing” signs, then attempted to steal their fishing rods. When the men pulled back their property, she lunged at them and tried to bite. Someone should get her checked for rabies.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>115</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>0.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>10</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-04-17</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[Crazy]]></video:category>
								</video:video>
	</url>
		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5304/i-m-gonna-say-this-one-more-f-cking-time/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-11</lastmod>
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			<image:loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5304/preview.jpg</image:loc>
			<image:caption><![CDATA[I'm gonna say this one more f*cking time]]></image:caption>
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		<video:video>
			<video:thumbnail_loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5304/preview.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc>
			<video:title><![CDATA[I'm gonna say this one more f*cking time]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[Well, this dude has a message and he wants you to hear it one more f*cking time.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>65</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>0.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>9</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-04-17</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[Culture]]></video:category>
								</video:video>
	</url>
		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5303/katie-hobbs-alleged-criminal-enterprise-exposed/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-11</lastmod>
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			<image:loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5303/preview.jpg</image:loc>
			<image:caption><![CDATA[Katie Hobbs alleged CRIMINAL ENTERPRISE exposed]]></image:caption>
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		<video:video>
			<video:thumbnail_loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5303/preview.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc>
			<video:title><![CDATA[Katie Hobbs alleged CRIMINAL ENTERPRISE exposed]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[Katie Hobbs’ Arizona Agriculture inspector, Joshua Castro, arrested for charging up to $12,000 a pop to smuggle illegal aliens into the country. &#34;It's no wonder Hobbs vetoes every piece of meaningful border security legislation...&#34;]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>78</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>0.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>7</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-04-17</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[News]]></video:category>
								</video:video>
	</url>
		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5302/wnba-doesn-t-have-anything-like-this/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-11</lastmod>
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			<image:loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5302/preview.jpg</image:loc>
			<image:caption><![CDATA[WNBA doesn't have anything like this]]></image:caption>
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		<video:video>
			<video:thumbnail_loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5302/preview.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc>
			<video:title><![CDATA[WNBA doesn't have anything like this]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[WNBA wants more money, but they don't have anyone hot enough that's worth paying for except for Sophie Cunningham.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>30</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>0.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>8</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-04-17</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[Hotness]]></video:category>
								</video:video>
	</url>
		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5301/if-she-s-from-thailand-then-always-check-for-a-penis/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-11</lastmod>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[If she's from Thailand, then always check for a penis]]></image:caption>
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			<video:thumbnail_loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5301/preview.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc>
			<video:title><![CDATA[If she's from Thailand, then always check for a penis]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[Thailand has a lot of lady boys, so be sure to do a discount double check for a penis.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>15</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>0.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>9</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-04-17</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[Hotness]]></video:category>
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	</url>
		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5300/posing-on-the-beach/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-11</lastmod>
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			<image:loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5300/preview.jpg</image:loc>
			<image:caption><![CDATA[Posing on the beach]]></image:caption>
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			<video:thumbnail_loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5300/preview.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc>
			<video:title><![CDATA[Posing on the beach]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[Everyone should enjoy a nice day on the beach.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>18</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>0.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>8</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-04-17</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[Hotness]]></video:category>
								</video:video>
	</url>
		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5299/nice-but-too-bad-she-s-a-yankees-fan/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-11</lastmod>
		<changefreq>daily</changefreq>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Nice, but too bad she's a Yankees fan]]></image:caption>
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			<video:thumbnail_loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5299/preview.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc>
			<video:title><![CDATA[Nice, but too bad she's a Yankees fan]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[New York sports teams can kiss my big fat butt.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>14</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>0.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>4</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-04-17</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[Hotness]]></video:category>
								</video:video>
	</url>
		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5298/dear-ice-please-don-t-deport-this-one/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-11</lastmod>
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			<image:loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5298/preview.jpg</image:loc>
			<image:caption><![CDATA[Dear ICE, please don't deport this one]]></image:caption>
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			<video:thumbnail_loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5298/preview.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc>
			<video:title><![CDATA[Dear ICE, please don't deport this one]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[Just kidding we don't know who she is or anything like that, but if ya can't take a joke then go jump on a D.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>14</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>0.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>6</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-04-17</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[Hotness]]></video:category>
								</video:video>
	</url>
		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5297/sidney-powell-vindicated-on-all-accounts/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-11</lastmod>
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			<image:loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5297/preview.jpg</image:loc>
			<image:caption><![CDATA[Sidney Powell VINDICATED on all accounts]]></image:caption>
		</image:image>
		<video:video>
			<video:thumbnail_loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5297/preview.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc>
			<video:title><![CDATA[Sidney Powell VINDICATED on all accounts]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[Sidney Powell was vindicated on all counts by the Texas Court of Appeals. After three long years of litigation, the court issued a 24-page ruling stating that the Texas Bar failed to prove any case against her.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>39</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>5.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>7</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-04-17</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[News]]></video:category>
								</video:video>
	</url>
		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5296/philly-teacher-accused-of-peeping-in-target-bathroom-police/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-11</lastmod>
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			<image:loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5296/preview.jpg</image:loc>
			<image:caption><![CDATA[Philly Teacher Accused of Peeping in Target Bathroom: police]]></image:caption>
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		<video:video>
			<video:thumbnail_loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5296/preview.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc>
			<video:title><![CDATA[Philly Teacher Accused of Peeping in Target Bathroom: police]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[Police say a Philadelphia school teacher has been accused of peeping into bathroom stalls at a Target in Abington Township. Authorities identified the man as Naphis White Glover, who works at A.L. Fitzpatrick School in Northeast Philadelphia. He’s been reassigned while the investigation is underway. According to police, Glover was allegedly caught twice - once in December and again in January, looking over stall doors in the men’s restroom at the Old York Road store. One incident reportedly involved a 17-year-old. He now faces multiple charges, including invasion of privacy and harassment.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Reassigned? Hopefully nowhere near a school. Wtf is going on here?]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>32</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>0.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>3</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-04-17</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[News]]></video:category>
								</video:video>
	</url>
		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5295/sydney-sweeney-doing-puppy-play-in-a-leash/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-11</lastmod>
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			<image:loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5295/preview.jpg</image:loc>
			<image:caption><![CDATA[Sydney Sweeney doing puppy play in a leash]]></image:caption>
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			<video:thumbnail_loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5295/preview.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc>
			<video:title><![CDATA[Sydney Sweeney doing puppy play in a leash]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[Welp, this is not what I expected to see today, but here we are.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>13</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>0.0</video:rating>
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			<video:publication_date>2026-04-17</video:publication_date>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Demi Moore strutting on the red carpet]]></image:caption>
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			<video:description><![CDATA[She had believed the myths of feminism and had never held a baby before. But after cradling this precious child, tears filled her eyes as she declared she wanted eight children of her own. Holding a baby felt like a complete reset for her.]]></video:description>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[Dua Lipa performing &#34;Pretty Please&#34;]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[Dua Lipa performing &#34;Pretty Please&#34; in the Future Nostalgia Tour 2022.]]></video:description>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Rubio UFO bombshell: &#34;We shot down FOUR things over the United States... and THREE of them we have NO IDEA what they are”]]></image:caption>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[They say third time's a charm]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[They say third time's a charm]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[They say third time's a charm. depends on what the charm is!]]></video:description>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Department of War to release files on UFOs]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[Department of War to release files on UFOs]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[President Trump: the Department of War will be releasing files on UFOs. &#34;This process is WELL underway, and we've found MANY very interesting documents, I must say. The first releases will begin very, very soon...&#34;]]></video:description>
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		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5286/good-morning-to-everyone/</loc>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Good morning to everyone]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[Good morning to everyone]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[Sending everyone lots of positive energy to start your day.]]></video:description>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[High waisted or low waisted?]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[high waisted or low waisted? always low waisted. high waisted looks stupid.]]></video:description>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[What is she riding on?]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[What is she riding on?]]></video:title>
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			<video:description><![CDATA[I think she's a world class fighter, too.]]></video:description>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[Neighbor keeps sneaking into my pool, what do I do?]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[Imagine this was your neighbor and she sneaks into your pool. What are you doing?]]></video:description>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Rather be fishing and catching some monsters]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[Rather be fishing and catching some monsters]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[Is that the biggest fish she'll see today?]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>11</video:duration>

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			<video:publication_date>2026-04-18</video:publication_date>
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		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5279/she-might-have-the-best-robot-dance-videos/</loc>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[She might have the best robot dance videos]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[She might have the best robot dance videos]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[Robot dances never looked so good.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>23</video:duration>

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			<video:view_count>3</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-04-18</video:publication_date>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[How does she do this?]]></image:caption>
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			<video:description><![CDATA[My mind can't figure out how to make my body do the same thing]]></video:description>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Streamers today would never survive old Xbox chat lobbies]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[Streamers today would never survive old Xbox chat lobbies]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[Halo 2. Call of Duty. The games that made us into men. Now everyone is a pussy who needs a safe space.]]></video:description>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Laugh and you go to hell]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[Laugh and you go to hell]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[Whoever made this ain't right!]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>12</video:duration>

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		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5275/help-i-might-need-a-spotter/</loc>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Help, I might need a spotter]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[Help, I might need a spotter]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[Is her form OK? Gotta have perfect form at the gym or else!]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>28</video:duration>

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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Does she have good form at the gym?]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[Does she have good form at the gym?]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[Gotta see if her form is OK!]]></video:description>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[Stephanie Fritsch is the Minority Inspector of elections in PA]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[This is Stephanie Fritsch. He’s now the Minority Inspector of elections of Wiconisco Township, Pennsylvania. Obviously a Democrat.]]></video:description>
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		<url>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Senator Scott Wiener is creepy]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[Senator Scott Wiener is creepy]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[This dude is a major creep.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>24</video:duration>

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		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5271/home-depot-royal-rumble-all-hands-being-thrown/</loc>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Home Depot royal rumble all hands being thrown]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[Home Depot royal rumble all hands being thrown]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[You really can't go anywhere anymore without seeing this.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>57</video:duration>

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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Stacey Dash stuns at 59 years old]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[Stacey Dash stuns at 59 years old]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[Stacey Dash, woah! I forgot about her.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>41</video:duration>

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			<video:view_count>5</video:view_count>
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		<url>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Girl refused to compete against MALE athlete dressed like a girl]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[Girl refused to compete against MALE athlete dressed like a girl]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[The state of Washington State: - 15-year-old girl refuses to play basketball against 18-year-old man. 15-year-old girl is charged with bullying, harassment, intimidation and “misgendering” him. Doesn't he misgender himself every day he puts girls clothes on? Charge him for misgendering himself. Enough with this nonsense.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>71</video:duration>

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								</video:video>
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		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5268/shake-it-like-that/</loc>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Shake it like that]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[Shake it like that]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[She loves showing you how she moves it.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>15</video:duration>

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		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5267/jessica-biel-showing-off-but-didn-t-mean-to/</loc>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Jessica Biel showing off, but didn't mean to]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[Jessica Biel showing off, but didn't mean to]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[Jessica Biel was always a hottie.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>19</video:duration>

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		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5266/he-didn-t-win-i-m-still-alive-says-woman-stuffed-in-suitcase-by-thug/</loc>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[He didn't win... I'm still alive says woman stuffed in suitcase by thug]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[He didn't win... I'm still alive says woman stuffed in suitcase by thug]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[The suspect, Dalontay Edmond-Geiger Sr., was taken into custody at the scene and is charged with several felonies; including, attempted murder. Edmond-Geiger Sr. pleaded not guilty to those charges last week and gave the presiding Cleveland Municipal Court judge the middle finger during his arraignment hearing after she increased his bond. When questioned about the incident, the victim said he didn't win because she's still alive. Wow... heart moving comment right there. - source Cleveland 19.]]></video:description>
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		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5265/hillary-clinton-is-worried-about-the-rise-of-christianity/</loc>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Hillary Clinton is worried about the rise of Christianity]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[Hillary Clinton is worried about the rise of Christianity]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[Hillary Clinton is worried about the rise of Christianity in the United States.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>53</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>5.0</video:rating>
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		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5264/now-this-is-how-you-do-it/</loc>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Now this is how you do it]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[Now this is how you do it]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[That's how you do it.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>11</video:duration>

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		<lastmod>2026-05-11</lastmod>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Coach wants me to stretch more]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[Coach wants me to stretch more]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[Is this a good form of stretching?]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>17</video:duration>

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			<video:view_count>23</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-04-19</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[Hotness]]></video:category>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[Sydney Sweeney loves the 69, finally got one]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[Sydney Sweeney got a 69 Bronco.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>18</video:duration>

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			<video:publication_date>2026-04-19</video:publication_date>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Madonna and Sabrina Carpenter on stage at Coachella]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[Madonna and Sabrina Carpenter on stage at Coachella]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[Madonna appearing on stage at Coachella with Sabrina Carpenter.]]></video:description>
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			<video:view_count>14</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-04-19</video:publication_date>
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		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5260/cuny-law-professor-wants-nypd-gang-database-abolished/</loc>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[CUNY Law Professor wants NYPD Gang Database Abolished]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[CUNY Law Professor wants NYPD Gang Database Abolished]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[These nutty people will do anything but keep us safe.]]></video:description>
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			<video:view_count>6</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-04-20</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[News]]></video:category>
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		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5259/brawl-at-whataburger-in-waco-tx/</loc>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Brawl at Whataburger in Waco TX]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[Brawl at Whataburger in Waco TX]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[Can't even get a burger without some drama.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>115</video:duration>

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			<video:view_count>11</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-04-20</video:publication_date>
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		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5258/don-t-end-up-like-him-dad-protects-son-from-it/</loc>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Don't end up like him - Dad protects son from it]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[Don't end up like him - Dad protects son from it]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[A transgender uploaded this video claiming the dad warned his son to stay away from the transgender and ‘don’t end up like him.’ The father claims he was teaching his son the difference ‘between a boy and a girl...&#34; OK, the Dad did nothing wrong.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>66</video:duration>

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			<video:view_count>12</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-04-20</video:publication_date>
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		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5257/creep-arrested-for-targeting-children-then-released-on-bond/</loc>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Creep arrested for targeting children, then RELEASED ON BOND]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[Creep arrested for targeting children, then RELEASED ON BOND]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[Stop what you’re doing and check this out. This is absolutely unreal. A man was arrested in Gretna, Nebraska, for chasing two girls, ages 11 and 12. When asked about his motives, Zachary Vinton admitted he “wanted to have sex with them.” Shockingly, he’s now out on bond, which feels wrong because he should still be in jail.]]></video:description>
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			<video:view_count>4</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-04-20</video:publication_date>
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		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5256/delco-pa-election-officials-caught-on-shredding-2020-election-evidence/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-11</lastmod>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[DelCo PA election officials CAUGHT on SHREDDING 2020 election evidence]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[DelCo PA election officials CAUGHT on SHREDDING 2020 election evidence]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[Delaware County, PA election officials were allegedly caught on secret video shredding 2020 election evidence and plotting a cover-up, with claims of 327,000 fraudulent votes. This included ripping up voting machine proof and result tapes, tossing them in the trash, and destroying mail-in ballot envelopes.]]></video:description>
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			<video:publication_date>2026-04-20</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[News]]></video:category>
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		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5255/sydney-sweeney-for-syrn/</loc>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Sydney Sweeney for “SYRN”]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[Sydney Sweeney for “SYRN”]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[Sydney Sweeney makes it look effortlessly good. “SYRN”]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>32</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>0.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>3</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-04-20</video:publication_date>
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		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5254/first-gay-chairman-of-the-metro-police-union-arrested-for-crime-against-children/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-11</lastmod>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[First Gay Chairman of the Metro Police Union Arrested for Crime against Children]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[First Gay Chairman of the Metro Police Union Arrested for Crime against Children]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[The first openly gay chairman of the Metropolitan Police Union in D.C., Lt. Matthew Mahl, has been arrested on charges of child sex solicitation. Court records state he allegedly exchanged sexual messages and requested explicit photos from someone he thought was a 15-year-old boy, then took a day off work to travel to a planned meeting spot where he expected to meet the minor.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>37</video:duration>

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			<video:publication_date>2026-04-20</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[News]]></video:category>
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		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5253/what-s-it-smell-like/</loc>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[What's it smell like?]]></image:caption>
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			<video:thumbnail_loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5253/preview.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc>
			<video:title><![CDATA[What's it smell like?]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[This was so random, but she had the right answer.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>9</video:duration>

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			<video:view_count>7</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-04-20</video:publication_date>
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		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5252/wtf-35-year-old-andrea-russo-jumps-into-jet-engine/</loc>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[WTF??? 35-year-old Andrea Russo jumps into jet engine]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[WTF??? 35-year-old Andrea Russo jumps into jet engine]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[A 35-year-old man named Andrea Russo managed to slip past security at Bergamo Airport in Italy and ran directly into the engine of a Volotea plane preparing to depart for Spain. He was killed instantly, the plane sustained damage, and airport operations were halted for some time. What could this guy have possibly been thinking?]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>27</video:duration>

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			<video:view_count>7</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-04-21</video:publication_date>
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		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5251/joy-reid-gets-laughed-at-to-her-face-after-stupid-remark/</loc>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Joy Reid gets laughed at to her face after stupid remark]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[Joy Reid gets laughed at to her face after stupid remark]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[Joy Reid: “Democrats do not play politics the way Republicans do. They try to play by the rules.&#34; Maury Povich just laughs because he knows Joy Reid is full of sh*t.]]></video:description>
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			<video:publication_date>2026-04-21</video:publication_date>
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		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5250/she-d-rather-rob-taxpayers-instead-of-telling-people-to-get-a-job/</loc>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[She'd rather rob taxpayers instead of telling people to get a job]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[She'd rather rob taxpayers instead of telling people to get a job]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[This nutcase would rather make taxpayers foot the bill so freeloaders get free stuff. &#34;I want everyone… to have a roof over their head. I want universal child care, free K-8 summer care… I want social housing, I want much more land and wealth to be stewarded by communities instead of corporations…&#34; If you want any of those things, then you need to get a job.]]></video:description>
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							<video:category><![CDATA[News]]></video:category>
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		<url>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Pardon me as I vomit]]></image:caption>
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			<video:thumbnail_loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5249/preview.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc>
			<video:title><![CDATA[Pardon me as I vomit]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[What the heck is this and why is anyone watching it?]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>26</video:duration>

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			<video:publication_date>2026-04-21</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[Culture]]></video:category>
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		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5248/children-aren-t-confused-about-gender-until-perverted-parents-push-it-on-them/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-11</lastmod>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Children aren't confused about gender until perverted parents push it on them]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[Children aren't confused about gender until perverted parents push it on them]]></video:title>
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			<video:view_count>4</video:view_count>
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		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5247/sen-kennedy-on-swalwell-this-is-no-country-for-creepy-old-men/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-11</lastmod>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Sen. Kennedy on Swalwell: &#34;This is no country for creepy old men&#34;]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[Sen. Kennedy on Swalwell: &#34;This is no country for creepy old men&#34;]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[Sen. John Kennedy mocks Eric Swalwell, saying: &#34;This is NO country for creepy old men. And Congressman Swalwell, he about to FIND THAT OUT.&#34; &#34;Karma may be slow, but it's almost ALWAYS on TIME.&#34;]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>103</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>5.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>5</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-04-21</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[News]]></video:category>
								</video:video>
	</url>
		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5246/trump-s-fed-chair-nominee-puts-elizabeth-warren-on-the-hot-seat/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-11</lastmod>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Trump’s Fed Chair nominee puts Elizabeth Warren on the hot seat]]></image:caption>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Maria Bartiromo makes Ro Khanna look dumb right to his face]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[Maria Bartiromo makes Ro Khanna look dumb right to his face]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[Maria Bartiromo: &#34;10 presidents before President Trump all said the same thing: 'Iran cannot have a nuclear weapon.'&#34; Ro Khanna: &#34;And one president delivered! And that was Barack Obama!&#34; Maria Bartiromo: &#34;No, that's not true ... Congressman, you're talking fantasy! Obama did NOTHING about it! ... other than send money to the Iranians!&#34; - reported by Jason Cohen.]]></video:description>
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			<video:publication_date>2026-04-21</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[News]]></video:category>
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		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5244/cop-body-slammed-a-female-student-during-brawl-now-he-s-the-one-in-trouble/</loc>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Cop body-slammed a female student during brawl, now HE's the one in trouble]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[Cop body-slammed a female student during brawl, now HE's the one in trouble]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[A Charlotte-Mecklenburg officer body-slammed a female student at a high school bus loading area, and it was ruled as excessive force. The investigation happened immediately, and the department’s internal review confirmed what the footage showed. The officer was suspended without pay. Will she face consequences for fighting?]]></video:description>
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		<url>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[you can only chose one - right or left?]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[They have the moves and the groves.]]></video:description>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[Full grown man who assaulted tiny female reporter may leave the country]]></video:title>
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			<video:view_count>3</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-04-21</video:publication_date>
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		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5241/remember-when-hillary-clinton-introduced-george-soros/</loc>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Remember when Hillary Clinton introduced George Soros]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[Remember when Hillary Clinton introduced George Soros]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[Remember that time when HillaryClinton introduced her friend GeorgeSoros and his interest to get involved in US elections? The Internet sure doesn't. Why? Because it has been wiped from existence for the most part. Turns out I found a copy of the file I had archived years... from Q The Storm Rider on X.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>58</video:duration>

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			<video:view_count>2</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-04-21</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[News]]></video:category>
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		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5240/cali-fraud-exposed-burrito-stand-was-address-of-fake-hospice-center/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-11</lastmod>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[CALI FRAUD EXPOSED: burrito stand was address of fake hospice center]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[CALI FRAUD EXPOSED: burrito stand was address of fake hospice center]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[California fraudsters get exposed again. Sheila Clark, President and CEO of the California Hospice and Palliative Care Association revealed there are literally BURRITO STANDS that are listed as Certified Hospice Facilities “How do you put a Hospice in a burrito stand?&#34;]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>35</video:duration>

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			<video:view_count>4</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-04-22</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[News]]></video:category>
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		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5239/john-brennan-is-mad-people-are-investigating-the-russian-hoax/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-11</lastmod>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[John Brennan is mad people are investigating the RUSSIAN HOAX]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[John Brennan is mad people are investigating the RUSSIAN HOAX]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[A weary John Brennan expressed feeling “dismayed and disappointed” over the investigation into the so-called Russia Hoax, saying it’s partly meant to harass and damage individuals reputationally, professionally, and financially. Nah bro, it was a hoax and the people who participated in it belong in prison.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>70</video:duration>

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			<video:view_count>4</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-04-22</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[News]]></video:category>
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	</url>
		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5238/head-on-a-stake-tds-sufferer-has-horrible-wishes-for-trump/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-11</lastmod>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Head on a stake - TDS sufferer has horrible wishes for Trump]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[Head on a stake - TDS sufferer has horrible wishes for Trump]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[person who has TDS says this about President Trump: “I want him dead. I don’t care who knows it.” “Head on a stake. Dragged through the motherf*cking streets. Entrails in the f*cking road.” Then she laughs, puts her sunglasses on, and smiles. Lady, you got TDS and belong in a looney bin.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>45</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>0.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>4</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-04-22</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[Culture]]></video:category>
								</video:video>
	</url>
		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5237/suicide-researcher-working-on-anti-gravity-technology-found-dead/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-11</lastmod>
		<changefreq>daily</changefreq>
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			<image:loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5237/preview.jpg</image:loc>
			<image:caption><![CDATA[SUICIDE? Researcher working on anti-gravity technology found dead]]></image:caption>
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			<video:thumbnail_loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5237/preview.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc>
			<video:title><![CDATA[SUICIDE? Researcher working on anti-gravity technology found dead]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[According to the Daily Mail, a researcher working on anti-gravity technology, whose death was ruled a suicide, had sent a text just a month earlier saying she would never take her own life. Amy Eskridge was later found in Huntsville, Alabama, with a gunshot wound to the head.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>273</video:duration>

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			<video:view_count>4</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-04-22</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[News]]></video:category>
								</video:video>
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		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5236/don-t-have-to-tell-you-jack-sh-t-ilhan-omar-freaks-over-shady-accounting-error/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-11</lastmod>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Don’t have to tell you JACK SH*T - Ilhan Omar freaks over SHADY ACCOUNTING ERROR]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[Don’t have to tell you JACK SH*T - Ilhan Omar freaks over SHADY ACCOUNTING ERROR]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[Reporter asked Ilhan Omar again about the massive “accounting error.” Omar the alleged brother-lover replied: “I still think you’re STUPID for asking me anything.” And when told the American people deserve answers: “I don’t have to tell you JACK SH*T.”]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>30</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>0.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>5</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-04-22</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[News]]></video:category>
								</video:video>
	</url>
		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5235/southern-poverty-law-center-indicted/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-11</lastmod>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Southern Poverty Law Center INDICTED]]></image:caption>
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			<video:thumbnail_loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5235/preview.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc>
			<video:title><![CDATA[Southern Poverty Law Center INDICTED]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[Acting AG Blanche claims the Southern Poverty Law Center paid to help stage the 2017 “Unite the Right” rally in Charlottesville, VA, which left-leaning media used against President Trump for years, and says they have now been indicted for it.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>92</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>0.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>3</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-04-22</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[News]]></video:category>
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	</url>
		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5234/dude-swung-at-a-soldier-then-got-his-ass-beat/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-11</lastmod>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Dude swung at a soldier, then got his ass beat]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[Dude swung at a soldier, then got his ass beat]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[How are you going to swing on someone, MISS, and then get your ass beat like this?]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>59</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>0.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>9</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-04-22</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[Crazy]]></video:category>
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		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5233/male-contestant-for-miss-universe-puerto-rico/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-11</lastmod>
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			<image:loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5233/preview.jpg</image:loc>
			<image:caption><![CDATA[Male contestant for Miss Universe Puerto Rico]]></image:caption>
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			<video:thumbnail_loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5233/preview.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc>
			<video:title><![CDATA[Male contestant for Miss Universe Puerto Rico]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[Gabriel Rodríguez Velázquez, a transgender male contestant, is competing in Miss Universe Puerto Rico and hopes to outshine dozens of female beauty queens to claim the title. He should be laughed out of the contest.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>80</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>0.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>3</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-04-22</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[Culture]]></video:category>
								</video:video>
	</url>
		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5232/sentenced-to-jail-for-throwing-molotov-cocktail-at-gop-hq/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-11</lastmod>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[SENTENCED TO JAIL for throwing Molotov cocktail at GOP HQ]]></image:caption>
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			<video:thumbnail_loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5232/preview.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc>
			<video:title><![CDATA[SENTENCED TO JAIL for throwing Molotov cocktail at GOP HQ]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[Zayn Edward Arcand, the “genderfluid, polyamorous sometimes female” individual who threw a Molotov cocktail at the Dickinson County, Michigan, Republican Headquarters, has been sentenced to just ONE YEAR in jail. - report from Libs of TikTok.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>35</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>0.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>3</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-04-22</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[News]]></video:category>
								</video:video>
	</url>
		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5231/ilhan-omar-wanted-1-million-for-place-that-does-not-exist/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-11</lastmod>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Ilhan Omar wanted $1 million for place that DOES NOT EXIST]]></image:caption>
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			<video:thumbnail_loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5231/preview.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc>
			<video:title><![CDATA[Ilhan Omar wanted $1 million for place that DOES NOT EXIST]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[A reporter visited the restaurant where Ilhan Omar was reportedly trying to secure $1 million for a Somali resource center, only to uncover another allegedly fraudulent situation. Fortunately, Senator Ernst helped stop it. An employee told the reporter that the project Omar wanted the funds for never even existed at that location.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>143</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>5.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>4</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-04-22</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[News]]></video:category>
								</video:video>
	</url>
		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5230/a-good-reason-to-bring-bullying-back/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-11</lastmod>
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			<image:loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5230/preview.jpg</image:loc>
			<image:caption><![CDATA[A good reason to bring bullying back]]></image:caption>
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		<video:video>
			<video:thumbnail_loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5230/preview.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc>
			<video:title><![CDATA[A good reason to bring bullying back]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[What kind of mental illness is this?]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>20</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>0.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>4</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-04-22</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[Culture]]></video:category>
								</video:video>
	</url>
		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5229/woke-pastor-running-for-congress-linked-to-satanism/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-11</lastmod>
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			<image:loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5229/preview.jpg</image:loc>
			<image:caption><![CDATA[Woke Pastor running for Congress linked to SATANISM]]></image:caption>
		</image:image>
		<video:video>
			<video:thumbnail_loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5229/preview.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc>
			<video:title><![CDATA[Woke Pastor running for Congress linked to SATANISM]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[Pastor Sarah Trone Garriott, a Congressional candidate in Iowa, allegedly walked away when asked about her previous support for witchcraft and her involvement in officiating a satanic wedding.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>45</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>5.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>6</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-04-22</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[News]]></video:category>
								</video:video>
	</url>
		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5228/libtarded-art-teacher-has-creepy-fantasy-about-trump/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-11</lastmod>
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			<image:loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5228/preview.jpg</image:loc>
			<image:caption><![CDATA[Libtarded art teacher has creepy fantasy about Trump]]></image:caption>
		</image:image>
		<video:video>
			<video:thumbnail_loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5228/preview.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc>
			<video:title><![CDATA[Libtarded art teacher has creepy fantasy about Trump]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[This leftist elementary school art teacher recently shared a disturbing fantasy about President Trump: “People are saying his death might happen this weekend, and they’re buying champagne. We need to make sure they don’t bury it.”]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>23</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>0.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>3</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-04-22</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[Culture]]></video:category>
								</video:video>
	</url>
		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5227/ilhan-omar-s-fake-winery-suddenly-dissolved/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-11</lastmod>
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			<image:loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5227/preview.jpg</image:loc>
			<image:caption><![CDATA[Ilhan Omar’s fake “winery” suddenly DISSOLVED]]></image:caption>
		</image:image>
		<video:video>
			<video:thumbnail_loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5227/preview.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc>
			<video:title><![CDATA[Ilhan Omar’s fake “winery” suddenly DISSOLVED]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[Ilhan Omar’s alleged “winery” was officially dissolved just nine days after her “amended” financial disclosure was filed. She’s been reacting strongly to reporters questioning her about the supposed winery and the dramatic changes in her net worth.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>87</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>0.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>3</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-04-22</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[News]]></video:category>
								</video:video>
	</url>
		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5226/florida-democrat-judge-released-a-dangerous-thug-who-later-killed-a-5-year-old/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-11</lastmod>
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			<image:loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5226/preview.jpg</image:loc>
			<image:caption><![CDATA[Florida Democrat Judge released a dangerous thug who later killed a 5-year-old]]></image:caption>
		</image:image>
		<video:video>
			<video:thumbnail_loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5226/preview.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc>
			<video:title><![CDATA[Florida Democrat Judge released a dangerous thug who later killed a 5-year-old]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[Florida Democrat Judge Tiffany Baker-Carper released a man who had been traveling to meet a minor for sex. After his release, the man went on to murder a 5-year-old. Judge Baker-Carper, the youngest African American ever elected to the Second Judicial Circuit, is seeking re-election in 2026, but many believe she does not deserve another term.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>53</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>5.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>5</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-04-22</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[News]]></video:category>
								</video:video>
	</url>
		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5225/she-has-a-very-nice-fridge/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-11</lastmod>
		<changefreq>daily</changefreq>
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			<image:loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5225/preview.jpg</image:loc>
			<image:caption><![CDATA[She has a very nice fridge]]></image:caption>
		</image:image>
		<video:video>
			<video:thumbnail_loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5225/preview.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc>
			<video:title><![CDATA[She has a very nice fridge]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[Just here to show off the fridge...]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>54</video:duration>

																				<video:content_loc>https://crankers.com/get_file/1/3be3d0d0d136085fef28d82fc0a61e30/5000/5225/5225.mp4/</video:content_loc>
							
			<video:rating>0.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>6</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-04-22</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[Hotness]]></video:category>
								</video:video>
	</url>
		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5224/nasty-dude-beats-off-on-some-stranger-s-leg/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-11</lastmod>
		<changefreq>daily</changefreq>
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			<image:loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5224/preview.jpg</image:loc>
			<image:caption><![CDATA[Nasty dude beats off on some stranger's leg]]></image:caption>
		</image:image>
		<video:video>
			<video:thumbnail_loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5224/preview.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc>
			<video:title><![CDATA[Nasty dude beats off on some stranger's leg]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[I think this happened in Philadelphia. This is definitely something you'd do after an Eagles loss.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>30</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>0.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>4</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-04-22</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[Crazy]]></video:category>
								</video:video>
	</url>
		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5223/you-know-he-takes-a-deep-sniff/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-11</lastmod>
		<changefreq>daily</changefreq>
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			<image:loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5223/preview.jpg</image:loc>
			<image:caption><![CDATA[You know he takes a deep sniff]]></image:caption>
		</image:image>
		<video:video>
			<video:thumbnail_loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5223/preview.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc>
			<video:title><![CDATA[You know he takes a deep sniff]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[Bro who's idea was this? His idea so he can smell the hot box? Or her idea for free massages?]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>17</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>0.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>7</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-04-22</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[Hotness]]></video:category>
								</video:video>
	</url>
		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5222/woman-s-skirt-falls-off-in-public/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-11</lastmod>
		<changefreq>daily</changefreq>
		<priority>0.8</priority>
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			<image:loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5222/preview.jpg</image:loc>
			<image:caption><![CDATA[Woman's skirt falls off in public]]></image:caption>
		</image:image>
		<video:video>
			<video:thumbnail_loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5222/preview.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc>
			<video:title><![CDATA[Woman's skirt falls off in public]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[haha this was a good prank]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>22</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>0.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>8</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-04-22</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[Culture]]></video:category>
								</video:video>
	</url>
		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5221/grandma-is-down-real-bad/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-11</lastmod>
		<changefreq>daily</changefreq>
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			<image:loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5221/preview.jpg</image:loc>
			<image:caption><![CDATA[Grandma is down real bad]]></image:caption>
		</image:image>
		<video:video>
			<video:thumbnail_loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5221/preview.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc>
			<video:title><![CDATA[Grandma is down real bad]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[She sucked the trailer hitch off that truck.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>29</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>0.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>6</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-04-22</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[Crazy]]></video:category>
								</video:video>
	</url>
		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5220/the-indian-music-makes-it-funnier/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-11</lastmod>
		<changefreq>daily</changefreq>
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			<image:loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5220/preview.jpg</image:loc>
			<image:caption><![CDATA[The Indian music makes it funnier]]></image:caption>
		</image:image>
		<video:video>
			<video:thumbnail_loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5220/preview.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc>
			<video:title><![CDATA[The Indian music makes it funnier]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[His friend was definitely in on this.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>12</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>0.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>7</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-04-22</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[Culture]]></video:category>
								</video:video>
	</url>
		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5219/lady-cop-rips-off-longest-fart/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-11</lastmod>
		<changefreq>daily</changefreq>
		<priority>0.8</priority>
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			<image:loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5219/preview.jpg</image:loc>
			<image:caption><![CDATA[Lady cop rips off longest fart]]></image:caption>
		</image:image>
		<video:video>
			<video:thumbnail_loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5219/preview.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc>
			<video:title><![CDATA[Lady cop rips off longest fart]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[This bitch is nasty.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>25</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>0.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>12</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-04-22</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[Culture]]></video:category>
								</video:video>
	</url>
		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5218/let-s-not-forget-margot-robbie/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-11</lastmod>
		<changefreq>daily</changefreq>
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			<image:loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5218/preview.jpg</image:loc>
			<image:caption><![CDATA[Let's not forget Margot Robbie]]></image:caption>
		</image:image>
		<video:video>
			<video:thumbnail_loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5218/preview.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc>
			<video:title><![CDATA[Let's not forget Margot Robbie]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[Margot Robbie was stunning in this movie. Too bad the rest of it sucked.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>18</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>0.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>11</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-04-22</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[Hotness]]></video:category>
								</video:video>
	</url>
		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5217/no-more-talking-just-dancing/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-11</lastmod>
		<changefreq>daily</changefreq>
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			<image:loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5217/preview.jpg</image:loc>
			<image:caption><![CDATA[No more talking, just dancing]]></image:caption>
		</image:image>
		<video:video>
			<video:thumbnail_loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5217/preview.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc>
			<video:title><![CDATA[No more talking, just dancing]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[If you have any braincells left, do you use them on this?]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>14</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>0.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>10</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-04-22</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[Hotness]]></video:category>
								</video:video>
	</url>
		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5216/ca-democrat-xavier-becerra-i-will-protect-truckers-that-do-not-speak-english/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-11</lastmod>
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			<image:loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5216/preview.jpg</image:loc>
			<image:caption><![CDATA[CA Democrat, Xavier Becerra: I will protect truckers that do not speak English]]></image:caption>
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		<video:video>
			<video:thumbnail_loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5216/preview.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc>
			<video:title><![CDATA[CA Democrat, Xavier Becerra: I will protect truckers that do not speak English]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[Xavier Becerra: As CA's next governor, I will protect truckers that do not speak English. You don't even realize how bad this is and of course it's in California.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>38</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>0.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>9</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-04-23</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[News]]></video:category>
								</video:video>
	</url>
		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5215/when-you-spend-12-hours-at-the-golden-corral/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-11</lastmod>
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			<image:loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5215/preview.jpg</image:loc>
			<image:caption><![CDATA[When you spend 12 hours at the Golden Corral]]></image:caption>
		</image:image>
		<video:video>
			<video:thumbnail_loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5215/preview.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc>
			<video:title><![CDATA[When you spend 12 hours at the Golden Corral]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[You gotta have the biggest back to sit at a buffet for 12 hours, my gosh, this is nasty.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>9</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>0.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>11</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-04-23</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[Culture]]></video:category>
								</video:video>
	</url>
		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5214/molly-ringwald-s-tds-might-get-the-best-of-her/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-11</lastmod>
		<changefreq>daily</changefreq>
		<priority>0.8</priority>
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			<image:loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5214/preview.jpg</image:loc>
			<image:caption><![CDATA[Molly Ringwald's TDS might get the best of her]]></image:caption>
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		<video:video>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[Molly Ringwald's TDS might get the best of her]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[Molly Ringwald gets emotional in rare political statement, showing that TDS can get anyone.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>247</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>0.0</video:rating>
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			<video:publication_date>2026-04-23</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[Culture]]></video:category>
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		<url>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Amber Ruffin acts stupid on The View]]></image:caption>
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		<video:video>
			<video:thumbnail_loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5213/preview.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc>
			<video:title><![CDATA[Amber Ruffin acts stupid on The View]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[Comedian Amber Ruffin: &#34;I’m Black, I’m terrified. I’m scared for my trans friends. And people who we know and love, our neighbors, are disappeared. And that was the goal and he did it.&#34;]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>88</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>0.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>9</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-04-23</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[Culture]]></video:category>
								</video:video>
	</url>
		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5212/whoever-brings-kids-to-this-should-be-arrested/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-11</lastmod>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Whoever brings kids to this should be arrested]]></image:caption>
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		<video:video>
			<video:thumbnail_loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5212/preview.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc>
			<video:title><![CDATA[Whoever brings kids to this should be arrested]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[This is OK for adults, but not cool if you're bringing kids to this stuff. Sickos.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>31</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>0.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>14</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-04-23</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[Culture]]></video:category>
								</video:video>
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		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5211/oh-hell-naw-no-sleeping-at-the-hotel-hallway-party/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-11</lastmod>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Oh Hell Naw! No sleeping at the hotel hallway party]]></image:caption>
		</image:image>
		<video:video>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[Oh Hell Naw! No sleeping at the hotel hallway party]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[Who has a party in the hallway of a hotel?]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>48</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>0.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>46</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-04-23</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[Culture]]></video:category>
								</video:video>
	</url>
		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5210/trump-hater-with-michael-strahan-teeth-runs-her-mouth/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-11</lastmod>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Trump-hater with Michael Strahan teeth runs her mouth]]></image:caption>
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		<video:video>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[Trump-hater with Michael Strahan teeth runs her mouth]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[She’s bragging about nearly reaching 1 million likes on TikTok but stops short of outright saying President Trump should be executed. Instead, she opts for the phrase, “he should be exiting this earth soon.”]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>39</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>0.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>6</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-04-23</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[Culture]]></video:category>
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	</url>
		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5209/fbi-director-kash-patel-the-money-doesn-t-lie-the-splc-got-caught/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-11</lastmod>
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			<image:loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5209/preview.jpg</image:loc>
			<image:caption><![CDATA[FBI Director Kash Patel: The money doesn’t lie. The SPLC got caught]]></image:caption>
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		<video:video>
			<video:thumbnail_loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5209/preview.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc>
			<video:title><![CDATA[FBI Director Kash Patel: The money doesn’t lie. The SPLC got caught]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[The money doesn’t lie. The evidence shows the charity who supposedly fought the Klan - FUNDED the Klan. The charity who supposedly fought Neo-nazis - FUNDED Neo-nazis. The SPLC engaged in a massive fraud operation to deceive their donors, funded the very hate groups they claim to oppose, and then hid their operations from the public through shell companies and fake entities. This FBI and ToddBlanche won’t let them get away with it any longer.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>57</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>5.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>8</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-04-23</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[News]]></video:category>
								</video:video>
	</url>
		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5208/she-has-the-most-inspiring-message-for-you/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-11</lastmod>
		<changefreq>daily</changefreq>
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		<image:image>
			<image:loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5208/preview.jpg</image:loc>
			<image:caption><![CDATA[She has the most inspiring message for you]]></image:caption>
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		<video:video>
			<video:thumbnail_loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5208/preview.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc>
			<video:title><![CDATA[She has the most inspiring message for you]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[no really, you should listen to this.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>16</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>5.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>11</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-04-23</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[Hotness]]></video:category>
								</video:video>
	</url>
		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5207/youtuber-just-exposed-ilhan-omar-s-husband-in-massive-scandal/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-11</lastmod>
		<changefreq>daily</changefreq>
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			<image:loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5207/preview.jpg</image:loc>
			<image:caption><![CDATA[YouTuber just exposed Ilhan Omar's husband in massive scandal]]></image:caption>
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		<video:video>
			<video:thumbnail_loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5207/preview.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc>
			<video:title><![CDATA[YouTuber just exposed Ilhan Omar's husband in massive scandal]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[Uh-oh? A YouTuber checked out the consulting firm linked to Tim Mynett, Ilhan Omar's husband, and found no office at the listed address. The firm’s revenue jumped from $51K to $30M in just one year, and they’re reportedly managing $60B while not even being registered with the SEC. What crimes could this involve?]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>162</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>5.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>9</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-04-23</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[News]]></video:category>
								</video:video>
	</url>
		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5206/east-harlem-thug-body-slams-teen-girl-who-wouldn-t-give-her-phone-number/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-11</lastmod>
		<changefreq>daily</changefreq>
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			<image:loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5206/preview.jpg</image:loc>
			<image:caption><![CDATA[East Harlem THUG body slams teen girl who wouldn't give her phone number]]></image:caption>
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		<video:video>
			<video:thumbnail_loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5206/preview.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc>
			<video:title><![CDATA[East Harlem THUG body slams teen girl who wouldn't give her phone number]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[In East Harlem, a scumbag asked a 15-year-old girl for her number, and when she refused, he slammed her to the ground and stomped on her head. She’s now in the hospital with a concussion.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>28</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>0.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>11</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-04-23</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[Crazy]]></video:category>
								</video:video>
	</url>
		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5205/guy-in-grandma-outfit-says-maga-is-a-cult/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-11</lastmod>
		<changefreq>daily</changefreq>
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			<image:loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5205/preview.jpg</image:loc>
			<image:caption><![CDATA[Guy in grandma outfit says MAGA is a cult]]></image:caption>
		</image:image>
		<video:video>
			<video:thumbnail_loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5205/preview.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc>
			<video:title><![CDATA[Guy in grandma outfit says MAGA is a cult]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[When your backdoor is always open...]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>20</video:duration>

																				<video:content_loc>https://crankers.com/get_file/1/494e02d5a88418611d33f40dc4b5c1d4/5000/5205/5205.mp4/</video:content_loc>
							
			<video:rating>0.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>8</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-04-23</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[Culture]]></video:category>
								</video:video>
	</url>
		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5204/uh-this-is-a-candidate-for-us-congress/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-11</lastmod>
		<changefreq>daily</changefreq>
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			<image:loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5204/preview.jpg</image:loc>
			<image:caption><![CDATA[Uh, this is a candidate for US Congress]]></image:caption>
		</image:image>
		<video:video>
			<video:thumbnail_loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5204/preview.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc>
			<video:title><![CDATA[Uh, this is a candidate for US Congress]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[This is Katrina Deville and he is a candidate for US Congress in Wisconsin District 8. Creepy bro.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>129</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>0.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>6</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-04-23</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[News]]></video:category>
								</video:video>
	</url>
		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5203/whoever-does-this-should-be-arrested/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-11</lastmod>
		<changefreq>daily</changefreq>
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			<image:loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5203/preview.jpg</image:loc>
			<image:caption><![CDATA[Whoever does this should be arrested]]></image:caption>
		</image:image>
		<video:video>
			<video:thumbnail_loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5203/preview.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc>
			<video:title><![CDATA[Whoever does this should be arrested]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[These people are disgusting putting this on in front of kids.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>75</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>0.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>10</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-04-23</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[Culture]]></video:category>
								</video:video>
	</url>
		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5202/i-bet-you-won-t-touch-me-again/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-11</lastmod>
		<changefreq>daily</changefreq>
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			<image:loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5202/preview.jpg</image:loc>
			<image:caption><![CDATA[I BET YOU WON'T TOUCH ME AGAIN]]></image:caption>
		</image:image>
		<video:video>
			<video:thumbnail_loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5202/preview.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc>
			<video:title><![CDATA[I BET YOU WON'T TOUCH ME AGAIN]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[Black Lives Matter: School Bus Edition!]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>50</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>0.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>5</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-04-23</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[Crazy]]></video:category>
								</video:video>
	</url>
		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5201/dude-arrested-trying-to-kidnap-bikini-barista-released-on-cashless-bond/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-11</lastmod>
		<changefreq>daily</changefreq>
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			<image:loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5201/preview.jpg</image:loc>
			<image:caption><![CDATA[Dude arrested trying to kidnap bikini barista RELEASED on cashless bond]]></image:caption>
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			<video:thumbnail_loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5201/preview.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc>
			<video:title><![CDATA[Dude arrested trying to kidnap bikini barista RELEASED on cashless bond]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[A predator arrested for the first-degree attempted kidnapping of a barista, caught on video just outside Seattle, has been released from jail on cashless bail. This is exactly why women in America continue to face rape and murder at the hands of repeat offenders.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>43</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>0.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>10</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-04-23</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[News]]></video:category>
								</video:video>
	</url>
		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5200/karoline-leavitt-goes-full-hambone-on-southern-poverty-law-center/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-11</lastmod>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Karoline Leavitt goes full hambone on Southern Poverty Law Center ...]]></image:caption>
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			<video:thumbnail_loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5200/preview.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc>
			<video:title><![CDATA[Karoline Leavitt goes full hambone on Southern Poverty Law Center ...]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[Karoline Leavitt unloads on the Southern Poverty Law Center &#34;It's a CRIMINAL ORGANIZATION, clearly. And that's not our DOJ saying that, that's a GRAND JURY indictment.&#34; &#34;They've been duping their supporters and the American taxpayers for FAR too long!&#34;]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>32</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>5.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>6</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-04-23</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[News]]></video:category>
								</video:video>
	</url>
		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5199/when-the-viking-boss-of-iceland-pulls-out-her-secret-weapons/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-11</lastmod>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[When the viking boss of ICELAND pulls out her secret weapons]]></image:caption>
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		<video:video>
			<video:thumbnail_loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5199/preview.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc>
			<video:title><![CDATA[When the viking boss of ICELAND pulls out her secret weapons]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[Did not see that coming.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>16</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>5.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>9</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-04-23</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[Hotness]]></video:category>
								</video:video>
	</url>
		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5198/i-may-be-fat-gay-and-autistic-but/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-11</lastmod>
		<changefreq>daily</changefreq>
		<priority>0.8</priority>
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			<image:loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5198/preview.jpg</image:loc>
			<image:caption><![CDATA[I may be fat, gay, and autistic, but...]]></image:caption>
		</image:image>
		<video:video>
			<video:thumbnail_loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5198/preview.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc>
			<video:title><![CDATA[I may be fat, gay, and autistic, but...]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[HAHAHAHAHAHA]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>23</video:duration>

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			<video:publication_date>2026-04-23</video:publication_date>
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		<url>
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			<video:publication_date>2026-04-24</video:publication_date>
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		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5196/how-do-you-like-my-new-tattoo/</loc>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[How do you like my new tattoo?]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[How do you like my new tattoo?]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[Something tells me they will blame Trump if the ink fades.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>12</video:duration>

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			<video:publication_date>2026-04-24</video:publication_date>
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		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5195/what-kind-of-event-is-this/</loc>
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			<image:loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5195/preview.jpg</image:loc>
			<image:caption><![CDATA[What kind of event is this?]]></image:caption>
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			<video:thumbnail_loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5195/preview.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc>
			<video:title><![CDATA[What kind of event is this?]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[Please be nice in the comments.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>107</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>0.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>9</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-04-24</video:publication_date>
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	</url>
		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5194/evil-predators-hunted-and-killed-a-15-year-old-girl-on-roblox/</loc>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Evil Predators Hunted and Killed a 15-Year-Old Girl on Roblox]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[Evil Predators Hunted and Killed a 15-Year-Old Girl on Roblox]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[Warning: Predators targeted and killed a 15-year-old girl. A Canadian father revealed how the twisted 764 network groomed his daughter Penelope on Roblox, then blackmailed her into self-harm, animal abuse, and eventually suicide. She was just 15. This isn’t a game, it’s pure evil.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>50</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>0.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>8</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-04-24</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[News]]></video:category>
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		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5193/you-can-only-have-one/</loc>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[You can only have one!]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[You can only have one!]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[Which one are you taking?]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>26</video:duration>

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			<video:publication_date>2026-04-24</video:publication_date>
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		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5192/attorney-tries-signing-up-for-somali-care-center-exposes-their-grift/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-11</lastmod>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Attorney tries signing up for Somali care center, exposes their grift]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[Attorney tries signing up for Somali care center, exposes their grift]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[Ohio attorney Mehek Cooke visited a Somali care center to inquire about signing up, but was met with physical intimidation and told, “We’re not taking patients! Go.” This kind of reaction is far from what you’d expect from a typical business. Third world slime.]]></video:description>
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			<video:publication_date>2026-04-24</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[News]]></video:category>
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	</url>
		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5191/big-back-shooter-shantay-o-donnell-arrested-in-new-york/</loc>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Big Back shooter Shantay O’Donnell arrested in New York]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[Big Back shooter Shantay O’Donnell arrested in New York]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[A 46-year-old woman from Virginia Beach, Shantay O’Donnell, was arrested in New York after allegedly shooting a 65-year-old Maryland gas station clerk she referred to as a “demon spirit” before robbing the register. She now faces attempted murder charges and even posted a confession video.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>241</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>5.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>9</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-04-24</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[News]]></video:category>
								</video:video>
	</url>
		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5190/illegal-alien-arrested-tried-eating-toddler-s-face/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-11</lastmod>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Illegal alien arrested, tried eating toddler's face]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[Illegal alien arrested, tried eating toddler's face]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[Atharva Vyas, described as a crazed illegal alien, was arrested in San Antonio, TX, after allegedly attacking a mother without provocation, punching her in the face, then forcibly taking her 3-year-old daughter, biting her, and eating part of her face.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>47</video:duration>

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			<video:view_count>6</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-04-24</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[News]]></video:category>
								</video:video>
	</url>
		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5189/when-you-get-old-but-still-have-stripper-moves/</loc>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[When you get old, but still have stripper moves]]></image:caption>
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		<video:video>
			<video:thumbnail_loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5189/preview.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc>
			<video:title><![CDATA[When you get old, but still have stripper moves]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[She's ready for some sweet hog, who's gonna give it to her?]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>59</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>0.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>8</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-04-24</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[Crazy]]></video:category>
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	</url>
		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5188/brittney-griner-has-a-deep-voice-just-sayin/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-11</lastmod>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Brittney Griner has a deep voice, just sayin...]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[Brittney Griner has a deep voice, just sayin...]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[Brittney Griner's voice sounds pretty manly.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>131</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>0.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>11</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-04-24</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[Culture]]></video:category>
								</video:video>
	</url>
		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5187/tim-walz-should-be-in-jail-but-the-gop-is-filled-with-cucks/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-11</lastmod>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Tim Walz should be in jail, but the GOP is filled with cucks]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[Tim Walz should be in jail, but the GOP is filled with cucks]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[Tim Walz might not make it through this. Housing for drug addicts, originally budgeted at $2.6M, has now ballooned to $100M, with $8B allegedly stolen. On top of that, there’s a push to give 12 weeks of paid leave to anyone. The feds might have to step in and take over the Minnesota government, and there are calls to indict Tim Walz.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The guy should be in jail, but the GOP is filled with a bunch of scared, weak, beta cucks who won't do anything.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>150</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>5.0</video:rating>
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			<video:publication_date>2026-04-24</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[News]]></video:category>
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		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5186/kanye-west-and-his-wife-going-shopping/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-11</lastmod>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Kanye West and his wife going shopping]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[Kanye West and his wife going shopping]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[Does her chest fit in anything at all?]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>15</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>0.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>7</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-04-24</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[Culture]]></video:category>
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		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5185/9-people-charged-with-felonies-for-paying-homeless-bums-to-sign-registration-forms/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-11</lastmod>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[9 people charged with felonies for paying homeless bums to sign registration forms]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[9 people charged with felonies for paying homeless bums to sign registration forms]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[Nine people were charged with a dozen felony counts for paying homeless individuals for signatures on Skid Row in downtown Los Angeles. They had the homeless fill out voter registration forms, with the fraud taking place during the 2016 presidential election and the 2018 midterm elections.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>30</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>0.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>4</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-04-24</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[News]]></video:category>
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	</url>
		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5184/tn-lawmakers-pass-bill-allowing-deadly-force-to-protect-property/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-11</lastmod>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[TN lawmakers pass bill allowing deadly force to protect property]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[TN lawmakers pass bill allowing deadly force to protect property]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[This should be nationwide: Tennessee lawmakers have passed a new bill permitting the use of deadly force to defend one’s property. Supporters believe it’s absolutely necessary and will act as a deterrent to criminals who, they say, have been coddled by liberal courts and lenient judges.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>130</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>5.0</video:rating>
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			<video:publication_date>2026-04-24</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[News]]></video:category>
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	</url>
		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5183/rihanna-enough-said/</loc>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Rihanna... enough said!]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[Rihanna... enough said!]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[RIHANNA... GOD DAMN GIRL]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>9</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>0.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>4</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-04-24</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[Hotness]]></video:category>
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		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5182/sexy-weather-lady-caused-a-storm-in-my-pants/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-11</lastmod>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Sexy weather lady caused a storm in my pants]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[Sexy weather lady caused a storm in my pants]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[Every weather girl should look like this. But in Portland, you probably have a chick with a dick.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>14</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>0.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>6</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-04-24</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[Hotness]]></video:category>
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		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5181/she-passed-out-before-it-even-started/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-11</lastmod>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[She passed out before it even started]]></image:caption>
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		<video:video>
			<video:thumbnail_loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5181/preview.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc>
			<video:title><![CDATA[She passed out before it even started]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[I think they wear these shirts on purpose.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>38</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>0.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>15</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-04-24</video:publication_date>
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	</url>
		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5180/lol-no-threats-toward-trans-people-are-threats-toward-all-women/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-11</lastmod>
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			<image:loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5180/preview.jpg</image:loc>
			<image:caption><![CDATA[LOL NO!  “Threats toward trans people are threats toward all women&#34;]]></image:caption>
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		<video:video>
			<video:thumbnail_loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5180/preview.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc>
			<video:title><![CDATA[LOL NO!  “Threats toward trans people are threats toward all women&#34;]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[The claim that “threats toward trans people are threats toward all women” feels like manipulation aimed at making us give up our right to safe personal spaces. McBride is pushing for biological men to be allowed in women’s sports and locker rooms or restrooms, which poses a real threat to our daughters. His actions are disgusting and deserving of shame.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>37</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>0.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>6</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-04-24</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[News]]></video:category>
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	</url>
		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5179/anne-hathaway-replaced-skinny-models-with-obese-women/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-11</lastmod>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Anne Hathaway replaced skinny models with obese women]]></image:caption>
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		<video:video>
			<video:thumbnail_loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5179/preview.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc>
			<video:title><![CDATA[Anne Hathaway replaced skinny models with obese women]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[Anne Hathaway said that as soon as she arrived on set, she swapped out skinny models for ones with fuller figures.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>18</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>0.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>7</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-04-24</video:publication_date>
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	</url>
		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5178/life-is-all-about-perspectives/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-11</lastmod>
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			<image:loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5178/preview.jpg</image:loc>
			<image:caption><![CDATA[Life is all about perspectives]]></image:caption>
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		<video:video>
			<video:thumbnail_loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5178/preview.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc>
			<video:title><![CDATA[Life is all about perspectives]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[Look at things from a different perspective, sometimes.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>12</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>0.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>8</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-04-24</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[Culture]]></video:category>
								</video:video>
	</url>
		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5177/which-one-has-a-penis/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-11</lastmod>
		<changefreq>daily</changefreq>
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		<image:image>
			<image:loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5177/preview.jpg</image:loc>
			<image:caption><![CDATA[Which one has a penis?]]></image:caption>
		</image:image>
		<video:video>
			<video:thumbnail_loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5177/preview.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc>
			<video:title><![CDATA[Which one has a penis?]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[let's play a game called who has a penis!]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>16</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>0.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>10</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-04-24</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[Hotness]]></video:category>
								</video:video>
	</url>
		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5176/lisa-from-blackpink-has-great-assets/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-11</lastmod>
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			<image:loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5176/preview.jpg</image:loc>
			<image:caption><![CDATA[Lisa from BLACKPINK has great assets]]></image:caption>
		</image:image>
		<video:video>
			<video:thumbnail_loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5176/preview.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc>
			<video:title><![CDATA[Lisa from BLACKPINK has great assets]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[Lisa from BLACKPINK has good moves.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>43</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>0.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>7</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-04-24</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[Hotness]]></video:category>
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	</url>
		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5175/her-hips-don-t-lie/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-11</lastmod>
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			<image:loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5175/preview.jpg</image:loc>
			<image:caption><![CDATA[Her hips don't lie]]></image:caption>
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		<video:video>
			<video:thumbnail_loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5175/preview.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc>
			<video:title><![CDATA[Her hips don't lie]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[Mama Mia!]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>13</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>0.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>15</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-04-24</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[Hotness]]></video:category>
								</video:video>
	</url>
		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5174/newsmax-it-s-time-to-arrest-barack-obama/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-11</lastmod>
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			<image:loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5174/preview.jpg</image:loc>
			<image:caption><![CDATA[Newsmax: it’s time to arrest Barack Obama]]></image:caption>
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		<video:video>
			<video:thumbnail_loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5174/preview.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc>
			<video:title><![CDATA[Newsmax: it’s time to arrest Barack Obama]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[Newsmax reporting it’s time to arrest Barack Obama “It should shake every single American in their shoes. I hate to say this, but President Barack Obama, there is now incontrovertible evidence that he was the spearhead of a seditious conspiracy to subvert the will of...&#34;]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>71</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>5.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>6</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-04-24</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[News]]></video:category>
								</video:video>
	</url>
		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5173/kamala-harris-sounds-drunk-on-stage/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-11</lastmod>
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			<image:loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5173/preview.jpg</image:loc>
			<image:caption><![CDATA[Kamala Harris sounds drunk on stage]]></image:caption>
		</image:image>
		<video:video>
			<video:thumbnail_loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5173/preview.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc>
			<video:title><![CDATA[Kamala Harris sounds drunk on stage]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[When you're hammered but have to speak in public.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>22</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>5.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>7</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-04-24</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[News]]></video:category>
								</video:video>
	</url>
		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5172/you-remember-krang-here-s-the-brain-in-real-life/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-11</lastmod>
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			<image:loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5172/preview.jpg</image:loc>
			<image:caption><![CDATA[You remember Krang? Here's the brain in real life]]></image:caption>
		</image:image>
		<video:video>
			<video:thumbnail_loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5172/preview.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc>
			<video:title><![CDATA[You remember Krang? Here's the brain in real life]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[Sorry, I dunno what this is.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>16</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>0.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>20</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-04-24</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[Culture]]></video:category>
								</video:video>
	</url>
		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5171/when-you-follow-the-makeup-tutorial-but-mess-it-up/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-11</lastmod>
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			<image:loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5171/preview.jpg</image:loc>
			<image:caption><![CDATA[When you follow the makeup tutorial but mess it up]]></image:caption>
		</image:image>
		<video:video>
			<video:thumbnail_loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5171/preview.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc>
			<video:title><![CDATA[When you follow the makeup tutorial but mess it up]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[What the hell is this guy doing?]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>38</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>0.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>7</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-04-24</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[Culture]]></video:category>
								</video:video>
	</url>
		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5170/i-want-mine-to-look-like-maxine-waters-or-nancy-pelosi/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-11</lastmod>
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			<image:loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5170/preview.jpg</image:loc>
			<image:caption><![CDATA[I want mine to look like Maxine Waters or Nancy Pelosi]]></image:caption>
		</image:image>
		<video:video>
			<video:thumbnail_loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5170/preview.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc>
			<video:title><![CDATA[I want mine to look like Maxine Waters or Nancy Pelosi]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[That dystopian Netflix drama about AI girlfriends is just months away from becoming reality. If you’re going to get one, make sure it’s powered by Grok and modeled after the so-called ultimate women of politics, Nancy Pelosi or Maxine Waters. Hahaha, barf!]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>26</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>0.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>10</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-04-24</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[Culture]]></video:category>
								</video:video>
	</url>
		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5169/what-gets-bigger-the-more-you-take-away-from-it/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-11</lastmod>
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			<image:loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5169/preview.jpg</image:loc>
			<image:caption><![CDATA[What gets bigger the more you take away from it?]]></image:caption>
		</image:image>
		<video:video>
			<video:thumbnail_loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5169/preview.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc>
			<video:title><![CDATA[What gets bigger the more you take away from it?]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[I’ll be impressed if you get this ? No Googling. What gets bigger the more you take away from it?]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>24</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>0.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>15</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-04-24</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[Hotness]]></video:category>
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	</url>
		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5168/she-wants-to-be-the-best-dancer/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-11</lastmod>
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			<image:loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5168/preview.jpg</image:loc>
			<image:caption><![CDATA[She wants to be the best dancer]]></image:caption>
		</image:image>
		<video:video>
			<video:thumbnail_loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5168/preview.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc>
			<video:title><![CDATA[She wants to be the best dancer]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[Stop looking at us like that tho.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>21</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>0.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>15</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-04-24</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[Hotness]]></video:category>
								</video:video>
	</url>
		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5167/middle-school-teacher-arrested-for-disgusting-crimes/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-11</lastmod>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Middle school teacher arrested for disgusting crimes]]></image:caption>
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			<video:thumbnail_loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5167/preview.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc>
			<video:title><![CDATA[Middle school teacher arrested for disgusting crimes]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[A middle school teacher has been accused of using AI to create CSAM involving children from infancy to age 12, and allegedly engaging in sexual acts with the images while at work. The suspect, 47-year-old Matthew Lund, was a science teacher at Andersen Middle School in Omaha, Nebraska.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>57</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>0.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>10</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-04-24</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[News]]></video:category>
								</video:video>
	</url>
		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5166/brazilian-deaf-mute-transgender-singing-i-will-always-love-you/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-11</lastmod>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Brazilian deaf mute transgender singing 'I will always love you']]></image:caption>
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		<video:video>
			<video:thumbnail_loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5166/preview.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc>
			<video:title><![CDATA[Brazilian deaf mute transgender singing 'I will always love you']]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[Sounds great, doesn't he?]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>41</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>0.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>11</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-04-24</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[Culture]]></video:category>
								</video:video>
	</url>
		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5165/when-she-gives-you-that-look-in-taco-bell/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-11</lastmod>
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			<image:loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5165/preview.jpg</image:loc>
			<image:caption><![CDATA[When she gives you that look in TACO BELL]]></image:caption>
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		<video:video>
			<video:thumbnail_loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5165/preview.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc>
			<video:title><![CDATA[When she gives you that look in TACO BELL]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[Put some hot sauce on it]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>16</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>0.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>29</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-04-24</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[Crazy]]></video:category>
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		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5164/creep-says-he-s-a-teacher-who-tries-to-make-students-transgender/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-11</lastmod>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Creep says he's a teacher who tries to make students transgender]]></image:caption>
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		<video:video>
			<video:thumbnail_loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5164/preview.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc>
			<video:title><![CDATA[Creep says he's a teacher who tries to make students transgender]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[This guy says he's an elementary teacher who works to make all his students transgender. This guy should be investigated and arrested.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>28</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>0.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>16</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-04-24</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[News]]></video:category>
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		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5163/tried-getting-her-dead-uncle-to-sign-off-on-a-loan/</loc>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Tried getting her DEAD uncle to sign off on a loan]]></image:caption>
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			<video:thumbnail_loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5163/preview.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc>
			<video:title><![CDATA[Tried getting her DEAD uncle to sign off on a loan]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[In Brazil, a woman wheeled her deceased uncle into a bank in an attempt to secure a loan. Bank staff quickly sensed something was off and called for assistance, which revealed he had been dead for hours. She was arrested and now faces fraud-related charges.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>77</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>0.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>3</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-04-24</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[News]]></video:category>
								</video:video>
	</url>
		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5162/how-to-make-indian-food-taste-better/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-11</lastmod>
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			<image:loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5162/preview.jpg</image:loc>
			<image:caption><![CDATA[How to make Indian food taste better?]]></image:caption>
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		<video:video>
			<video:thumbnail_loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5162/preview.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc>
			<video:title><![CDATA[How to make Indian food taste better?]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[They're at it again!]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>19</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>0.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>8</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-04-24</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[Culture]]></video:category>
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	</url>
		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5161/what-is-this-the-best-comment-wins/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-11</lastmod>
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			<image:loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5161/preview.jpg</image:loc>
			<image:caption><![CDATA[What is this? The best comment wins]]></image:caption>
		</image:image>
		<video:video>
			<video:thumbnail_loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5161/preview.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc>
			<video:title><![CDATA[What is this? The best comment wins]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[What is this?]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>23</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>0.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>5</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-04-24</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[Culture]]></video:category>
								</video:video>
	</url>
		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5160/gymnastic-girls-always-got-that-body/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-11</lastmod>
		<changefreq>daily</changefreq>
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			<image:loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5160/preview.jpg</image:loc>
			<image:caption><![CDATA[Gymnastic girls always got that body]]></image:caption>
		</image:image>
		<video:video>
			<video:thumbnail_loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5160/preview.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc>
			<video:title><![CDATA[Gymnastic girls always got that body]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[Heck yeah!]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>11</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>0.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>8</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-04-24</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[Hotness]]></video:category>
								</video:video>
	</url>
		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5159/my-taxes-better-not-pay-for-this/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-11</lastmod>
		<changefreq>daily</changefreq>
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			<image:loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5159/preview.jpg</image:loc>
			<image:caption><![CDATA[My taxes better not pay for this]]></image:caption>
		</image:image>
		<video:video>
			<video:thumbnail_loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5159/preview.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc>
			<video:title><![CDATA[My taxes better not pay for this]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[What the heck]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>19</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>0.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>8</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-04-24</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[Culture]]></video:category>
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	</url>
		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5158/moments-leading-up-to-the-shooting-at-teotihuacan-pyramids/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-11</lastmod>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Moments leading up to the shooting at Teotihuacán pyramids]]></image:caption>
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		<video:video>
			<video:thumbnail_loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5158/preview.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc>
			<video:title><![CDATA[Moments leading up to the shooting at Teotihuacán pyramids]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[A disturbing new video shows the moments before the shooting at the Teotihuacán pyramids, where a Canadian woman was killed and 13 others were injured. The footage captures the suspect walking with a mask and backpack just before opening fire.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>174</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>0.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>16</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-04-24</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[Crazy]]></video:category>
								</video:video>
	</url>
		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5157/if-this-was-the-interview-then-she-s-hired/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-11</lastmod>
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			<image:loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5157/preview.jpg</image:loc>
			<image:caption><![CDATA[If this was the interview, then she's hired]]></image:caption>
		</image:image>
		<video:video>
			<video:thumbnail_loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5157/preview.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc>
			<video:title><![CDATA[If this was the interview, then she's hired]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[hey now, show us your moves.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>17</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>0.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>9</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-04-24</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[Hotness]]></video:category>
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	</url>
		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5156/ohio-teacher-prays-for-trump-to-die/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-11</lastmod>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Ohio teacher prays for Trump to die]]></image:caption>
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		<video:video>
			<video:thumbnail_loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5156/preview.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc>
			<video:title><![CDATA[Ohio teacher prays for Trump to die]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[This left-leaning school teacher in Ohio is praying for Trump to DIE every single morning and night. He says: “I wake up hoping he has died… I go to bed hoping he’s dead… For the love of God just fucking die!” This is who’s teaching your kids in Ohio classrooms.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>32</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>0.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>3</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-04-24</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[Culture]]></video:category>
								</video:video>
	</url>
		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5155/sydney-sweeney-s-outfit-steals-the-show/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-11</lastmod>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Sydney Sweeney's outfit steals the show]]></image:caption>
		</image:image>
		<video:video>
			<video:thumbnail_loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5155/preview.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc>
			<video:title><![CDATA[Sydney Sweeney's outfit steals the show]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[I don't like all that makeup tho.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>11</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>0.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>12</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-04-24</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[Hotness]]></video:category>
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	</url>
		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5154/if-the-lorax-lived-in-compton/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-11</lastmod>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[If the Lorax lived in Compton]]></image:caption>
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		<video:video>
			<video:thumbnail_loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5154/preview.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc>
			<video:title><![CDATA[If the Lorax lived in Compton]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[What in the liberal Lorax is this? Send help.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>13</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>0.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>10</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-04-24</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[Culture]]></video:category>
								</video:video>
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		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5153/governor-jb-pritzker-signs-bill-repealing-felony-charge-for-knowingly-spreading-hiv/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-11</lastmod>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Governor JB Pritzker signs bill repealing FELONY charge for knowingly spreading HIV]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[Governor JB Pritzker signs bill repealing FELONY charge for knowingly spreading HIV]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[Illinois Governor JB Pritzker signed a bill repealing a felony law for knowingly exposing others to HIV, a statute that had been in place since 1986. With one signature, it was gone. Undisclosed sex, needle sharing, and blood donation are no longer subject to HIV criminal charges. This is the Democratic Party, lacking common sense and ruining everything they handle.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>25</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>0.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>12</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-04-24</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[News]]></video:category>
								</video:video>
	</url>
		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5152/charlize-theron-has-adopted-teen-transgender-what/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-11</lastmod>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Charlize Theron has adopted teen transgender.... what?]]></image:caption>
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			<video:thumbnail_loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5152/preview.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc>
			<video:title><![CDATA[Charlize Theron has adopted teen transgender.... what?]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[Charlize Theron opened up about raising her 14-year-old adopted son, who is transgender. She joked, “I get beat up by the 14-year-old, then I come here and you guys are nice.” Her son Jackson expressed that he felt like a girl at age three, and she has raised him as a girl ever since.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;No he never said that. That's a bunch of crap. She put this on him and is probably going to ruin his life because of it. Stupid celebrities pushing this stuff on kids. Take that child away. She's a nutcase.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>59</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>0.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>6</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-04-24</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[Culture]]></video:category>
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		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5151/school-girls-hold-bladder-all-day-because-principal-won-t-keep-boys-out-of-their-bathroom/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-11</lastmod>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[School girls hold bladder all day because PRINCIPAL won't keep BOYS out of their bathroom]]></image:caption>
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			<video:thumbnail_loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5151/preview.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc>
			<video:title><![CDATA[School girls hold bladder all day because PRINCIPAL won't keep BOYS out of their bathroom]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[Girls at a North Carolina school are avoiding using the restroom all day because the administration refuses to keep boys out of the girls’ facilities. The principal’s response was, “Go elsewhere if you’re uncomfortable.” Parents, if this isn’t the point where you draw the line, then what is?]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>113</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>0.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>7</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-04-24</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[News]]></video:category>
								</video:video>
	</url>
		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5150/sydney-sweeney-in-euphoria-season-3/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-11</lastmod>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Sydney Sweeney in Euphoria Season 3]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[Sydney Sweeney in Euphoria Season 3]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[Talk about a bombshell report!]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>10</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>0.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>14</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-04-24</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[Hotness]]></video:category>
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	</url>
		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5149/crashed-out-destroyed-the-damn-store/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-11</lastmod>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[CRASHED OUT! Destroyed the damn store]]></image:caption>
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			<video:thumbnail_loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5149/preview.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc>
			<video:title><![CDATA[CRASHED OUT! Destroyed the damn store]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[Is this what happens when EBT gets cut off?]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>60</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>0.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>6</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-04-24</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[Crazy]]></video:category>
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		<url>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[I like the way she moves]]></image:caption>
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			<video:thumbnail_loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5148/preview.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc>
			<video:title><![CDATA[I like the way she moves]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[Can you handle her dance moves?]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>10</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>0.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>9</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-04-24</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[Hotness]]></video:category>
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	</url>
		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5147/this-video-is-why-we-need-an-iq-test-for-voter-rights/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-11</lastmod>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[This video is why we need an IQ test for voter rights]]></image:caption>
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		<video:video>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[This video is why we need an IQ test for voter rights]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[You should not be allowed to vote if this is how you answer that question.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>66</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>5.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>11</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-04-24</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[Culture]]></video:category>
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		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5146/real-or-ai/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-11</lastmod>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Real or AI?]]></image:caption>
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		<video:video>
			<video:thumbnail_loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5146/preview.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc>
			<video:title><![CDATA[Real or AI?]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[Welp, they did a good job on this one.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>35</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>0.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>10</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-04-24</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[Hotness]]></video:category>
								</video:video>
	</url>
		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5145/lil-fella-dressed-up-like-a-dog-and-here-s-what-happened/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-11</lastmod>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[LiL Fella dressed up like a dog and here's what happened]]></image:caption>
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		<video:video>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[LiL Fella dressed up like a dog and here's what happened]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[He was not expecting that.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>30</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>0.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>11</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-04-24</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[Culture]]></video:category>
								</video:video>
	</url>
		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5144/failed-mayor-karen-bass-pledges-360-million-for-homelessness-despite-previous-failures/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-11</lastmod>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Failed mayor Karen Bass pledges $360 million for homelessness, despite previous failures]]></image:caption>
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		<video:video>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[Failed mayor Karen Bass pledges $360 million for homelessness, despite previous failures]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[Another $360 million to “fight homelessness.” Karen Bass just announced new funding in Los Angeles, with the money going to NGOs linked to 80 projects and 1,528 units. Hundreds of millions more, yet the same crisis, the same promises, and the same taxpayer money vanishing into a nonprofit pipeline riddled with scams, money laundering, and theft.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>60</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>0.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>8</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-04-24</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[News]]></video:category>
								</video:video>
	</url>
		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5143/private-investigator-found-dna-to-prove-it/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-11</lastmod>
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			<image:loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5143/preview.jpg</image:loc>
			<image:caption><![CDATA[Private investigator found DNA to prove it]]></image:caption>
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		<video:video>
			<video:thumbnail_loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5143/preview.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc>
			<video:title><![CDATA[Private investigator found DNA to prove it]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[Republicans in Minnesota hired private investigators who allegedly found a DNA match showing that Ahmed Nur Said Elmi is the brother of Ilhan Omar, and claim she married him to help him gain citizenship, which they say is a crime. They point to what they claim is the actual marriage license, suggesting this could spell trouble for Omar and lead to calls for her deportation.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>116</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>0.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>13</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-04-24</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[News]]></video:category>
								</video:video>
	</url>
		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5142/this-guy-said-it/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-11</lastmod>
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			<image:loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5142/preview.jpg</image:loc>
			<image:caption><![CDATA[This guy said it]]></image:caption>
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		<video:video>
			<video:thumbnail_loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5142/preview.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc>
			<video:title><![CDATA[This guy said it]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[uh... wow... ok...]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>178</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>5.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>42</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-04-24</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[Culture]]></video:category>
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	</url>
		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5141/rappin-for-jesus/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-11</lastmod>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Rappin' for Jesus]]></image:caption>
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		<video:video>
			<video:thumbnail_loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5141/preview.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc>
			<video:title><![CDATA[Rappin' for Jesus]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[I still can't believe this is actually real]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>150</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>0.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>8</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-04-24</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[Culture]]></video:category>
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	</url>
		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5140/what-happened-moments-before-shooting-at-white-house-correspondents-dinner/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-11</lastmod>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[What happened moments before shooting at White House Correspondents Dinner]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[What happened moments before shooting at White House Correspondents Dinner]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[Just before Trump is rushed off stage, a man holds up a card. A second later, Melania’s face shows an expression of horror. The man is a “mentalist” named Oz Pearlman, who was performing at the time, and this is the moment the shooting occurred. The video captures their reactions.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>28</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>5.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>8</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-04-26</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[News]]></video:category>
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	</url>
		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5139/white-house-correspondents-dinner-shooter-identified/</loc>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[White House Correspondents’ Dinner shooter IDENTIFIED]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[White House Correspondents’ Dinner shooter IDENTIFIED]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[The White House Correspondents’ Dinner shooter was armed with a shotgun, handgun, and multiple knives, according to DC police chief Jeffrey Carroll. The shooter was identified as 31-year-old teacher Cole Allen from Torrance, California. The suspect emerged from a &#34;makeshift room&#34; near the entrance, where &#34;there was no security&#34; near where bar carts were stored, according to the New York Post. &#34;He was in that room... he grabbed it out of a bag or something.&#34; The weapon &#34;was long&#34; and &#34;didn’t look like a typical gun,&#34; a witness who was a volunteer at the event told the Post. It is reportedly believed that Allen was a guest at the Hilton hotel where the dinner took place. - Reported by Collin Rugg.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>29</video:duration>

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			<video:view_count>9</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-04-26</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[News]]></video:category>
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		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5138/erika-kirk-being-rushed-out-after-shooting-at-white-house-correspondent-dinner/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-11</lastmod>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Erika Kirk being rushed out after shooting at White House Correspondent Dinner]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[Erika Kirk being rushed out after shooting at White House Correspondent Dinner]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[Footage posted of Erika Kirk being rushed out after shooting at the White House Correspondent Dinner.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>26</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>5.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>8</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-04-26</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[News]]></video:category>
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		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5137/trump-shares-footage-of-the-white-house-correspondent-shooting-and-suspect/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-11</lastmod>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Trump shares footage of the White House Correspondent shooting and suspect]]></image:caption>
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			<video:thumbnail_loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5137/preview.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc>
			<video:title><![CDATA[Trump shares footage of the White House Correspondent shooting and suspect]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[President Trump shared footage of the White House Correspondents’ Dinner shooting and a photo of the suspect.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>18</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>5.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>10</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-04-26</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[News]]></video:category>
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		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5136/footage-shows-guns-drawn/</loc>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Footage shows guns drawn]]></image:caption>
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			<video:thumbnail_loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5136/preview.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc>
			<video:title><![CDATA[Footage shows guns drawn]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[Another angle of what happened at the White House Correspondents dinner for the fake news media.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>78</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>5.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>9</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-04-26</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[News]]></video:category>
								</video:video>
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		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5135/miller-hegseth-rfk-and-their-wives-during-the-shooting/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-11</lastmod>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Miller, Hegseth, RFK, and their wives during the shooting]]></image:caption>
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			<video:thumbnail_loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5135/preview.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc>
			<video:title><![CDATA[Miller, Hegseth, RFK, and their wives during the shooting]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[This angle of video shows Stephen Miller, Pete Hegseth, RFK, and their wives during the shooting.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>119</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>5.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>10</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-04-26</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[News]]></video:category>
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		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5134/us-attorney-pirro-announces-charges-for-shooter/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-11</lastmod>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[US Attorney Pirro announces charges for shooter]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[US Attorney Pirro announces charges for shooter]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[U.S. Attorney Jeanine Pirro says White House Correspondents’ Dinner shooter Cole Allen, a 31-year-old California teacher, is being charged with two counts: Using a firearm during a crime of violence, and assault on a federal officer using a dangerous weapon. Reported by Disclose TV]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>55</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>5.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>9</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-04-26</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[News]]></video:category>
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		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5133/women-grabbing-booze-after-shooting-at-white-house-correspondents-dinner/</loc>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Women grabbing booze after shooting at White House Correspondents Dinner]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[Women grabbing booze after shooting at White House Correspondents Dinner]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[There's a few people on social media making a big deal out of this for clicks. They're just doing fake outrage and stirring the pot. What really happened is this - there was a crazy dude who stormed the White House Correspondents Dinner and got arrested. Shots were fired. Yes. This video is after everything was over. They are probably leaving and they need a damn drink after what just happened. You would too, if you were there.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The morons on social media saying they're stealing the booze are lying. The booze was for them anyway. It was literally a dinner for the fake news media. So if these women need a drink after the whole night was ruined, then by all means please enjoy it.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>27</video:duration>

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			<video:view_count>17</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-04-26</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[News]]></video:category>
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			<video:description><![CDATA[Sydney Sweeney is living it up.]]></video:description>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Trump responds right after assassination attempt during White House Correspondents dinner]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[Trump responds right after assassination attempt during White House Correspondents dinner]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[President Donald Trump had a few things to say after the shooting at the White House Correspondents dinner.]]></video:description>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[DC Police Chief: WHCA shooter armed with stash of weapons]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[DC Police Chief: WHCA shooter armed with stash of weapons]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[The Washington, DC Police Chief confirmed that the WHCA shooter was carrying multiple weapons, including a shotgun, a handgun, and several knives.]]></video:description>
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		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5128/us-attorney-pirro-has-important-update-following-shooting/</loc>
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			<video:description><![CDATA[I can’t believe how lax the security was at the White House correspondents dinner tonight. Upon entering nobody asked to visibly INSPECT my ticket nor asked for my photo identification. All one had to do was flash what appeared to be a ticket and they were fine with that.]]></video:description>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[Do you like short farm girls?]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[Because this one is ready to ride.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>8</video:duration>

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			<video:title><![CDATA[Just getting ready to work out]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[What are you looking at?]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>10</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>0.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>8</video:view_count>
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		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5124/asian-space-girl-shows-off-dance-moves/</loc>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Asian space girl shows off dance moves]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[Asian space girl shows off dance moves]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[She has better moves than Mick Jagger.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>18</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>0.0</video:rating>
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			<video:publication_date>2026-04-26</video:publication_date>
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		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5123/cole-allen-was-anti-christian-and-anti-trump-report-shows/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-11</lastmod>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Cole Allen was anti-Christian and anti-Trump, report shows]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[Cole Allen was anti-Christian and anti-Trump, report shows]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[Cole Allen spewed anti-Christian and anti-Trump rhetoric on his social media accounts, said he wanted to target the Trump admin in his manifesto, according to CBS News. According to Allen’s sister, he sent the manifesto to his family before the incident. - report by Collin Rugg.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>29</video:duration>

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			<video:publication_date>2026-04-26</video:publication_date>
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		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5122/ca-rep-ted-lieu-should-be-expelled-for-his-behavior/</loc>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[CA Rep. Ted Lieu should be EXPELLED for his behavior]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[CA Rep. Ted Lieu should be EXPELLED for his behavior]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[California Rep. Ted Lieu is now facing mass calls for expulsion after it was revealed that last night’s attempted assassin, who is from California, acted on the exact lies he made about President Trump. Call and ask why he is convincing his constituents to commit acts of terror. - report by Right Angle News.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>16</video:duration>

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		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5121/tight-pink-onesie-looks-good-on-slim-model/</loc>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[Tight pink onesie looks good on slim model]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[Imagine lizzo put this on... haha]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>12</video:duration>

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			<video:title><![CDATA[Twitch streamer catches officer sleeping on the job outside of White House]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[A Twitch streamer spots a police officer napping on duty right outside the White House. He asks, “What are you doing sleeping?” and the officer simply replies, “Sorry, man.”]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>147</video:duration>

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		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5119/she-s-teasing-you-but-do-you-want-more/</loc>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[She's teasing you, but do you want more?]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[She's teasing you, but do you want more?]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[Hello kitty or hello titty?]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>17</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>0.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>9</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-04-26</video:publication_date>
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		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5118/it-s-her-or-the-ferrari-you-can-only-pick-one/</loc>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[It's her or the Ferrari, you can only pick one]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[It's her or the Ferrari, you can only pick one]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[You want to ride fast, or do you want a fast ride?]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>14</video:duration>

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		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5117/got-caught-by-his-wife-lol/</loc>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Got caught by his wife LOL]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[Got caught by his wife LOL]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[They both knew what he was doing... and he got caught!]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>6</video:duration>

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			<video:title><![CDATA[Another school teacher goes on leftist tirade]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[Another school teacher! This Tulsa, Oklahoma educator says she “hates that she has this much hate in her heart for another human being” then immediately calls Trump “the orange ” and questions if he’s even human. In another video, she says she is ashamed of being white and elsewhere justifies the murder of Charlie Kirk, which are posted in the comments.]]></video:description>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[This is a must watch video]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[This is a must watch video from Defiant Ls.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>99</video:duration>

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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Stephanie Zustovich bikini video]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[Stephanie Zustovich bikini video]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[She got it all for ya!]]></video:description>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Who's ready to party?]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[Who's ready to party?]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[Time to get lit!]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>10</video:duration>

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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Strike or gutter ball?]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[Strike or gutter ball?]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[I dunno, but my balls are striking right now.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>15</video:duration>

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			<video:publication_date>2026-04-26</video:publication_date>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[ANNNND we're gonna need a bigger boat]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[ANNNND we're gonna need a bigger boat]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[How does that top hold them in?]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>17</video:duration>

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			<video:publication_date>2026-04-26</video:publication_date>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Vicky has more to show]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[Vicky has more to show]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[want to see?]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>15</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>0.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>9</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-04-26</video:publication_date>
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		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5108/need-more-of-this-and-less-of-lizzo/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-11</lastmod>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Need more of this and less of Lizzo]]></image:caption>
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			<video:thumbnail_loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5108/preview.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc>
			<video:title><![CDATA[Need more of this and less of Lizzo]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[Women are the most beautiful, aesthetic, and perfect beings on this plane of existence.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>31</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>5.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>6</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-04-26</video:publication_date>
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		<lastmod>2026-05-11</lastmod>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[Y'all, WTF did I just watch?]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[I have officially seen it all.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>78</video:duration>

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			<video:view_count>8</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-04-26</video:publication_date>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Caught posting thirst traps]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[Caught posting thirst traps]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[Need one built like her!]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>19</video:duration>

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			<video:publication_date>2026-04-26</video:publication_date>
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		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5105/it-s-time-to-send-soft-on-crime-judges-to-prison/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-11</lastmod>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[It's time to send soft-on-crime judges to PRISON]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[It's time to send soft-on-crime judges to PRISON]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[Louisiana Governor Jeff Landry blaming bad parents and soft-on-crime judges after mass shooting at the Mall of Louisiana.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>37</video:duration>

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			<video:publication_date>2026-04-26</video:publication_date>
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		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5104/exposed-ilhan-omar-s-alleged-business-has-nothing-to-it/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-11</lastmod>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[EXPOSED: Ilhan Omar's alleged business has NOTHING TO IT]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[EXPOSED: Ilhan Omar's alleged business has NOTHING TO IT]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[Ilhan Omar has to explain how a business who has no equipment, no location, no bottles, no stickers, appears to have no employee wages, no vineyard, no wine tasting room, no tours, no product, no shipping, no marketing, no lids, no boxes, no barrels, no license, etc makes millions...]]></video:description>
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			<video:publication_date>2026-04-26</video:publication_date>
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		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5103/trump-makes-norah-o-donnell-look-dumb-as-rocks/</loc>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Trump makes Norah O'Donnell look dumb as rocks]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[Trump makes Norah O'Donnell look dumb as rocks]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[Look at how nasty Norah O'Donnell is toward Trump. She reads the manifesto and asks for his reaction to it. Trump responds: &#34;Yeah, [the gunman] did write that. I'm not a rapist. I didn't rape anybody.&#34; O'Donnell: &#34;Oh do you think he was referring to you?&#34; She tries to act surprised that Trump knows the gunman was referring to him and tries to play it off as some sort of gotcha moment, a &#34;oh, well he didn't name you but if you acknowledge that he was talking about you then you must have a guilty conscience over those things&#34; moment Utterly disgraceful BS. CBS should fire her, something they should have done years ago. - Reported by Ryan Saavedra.]]></video:description>
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			<video:publication_date>2026-04-26</video:publication_date>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[Tim Walz is complicit in political violence]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[Go vTim Walz is complicit. “No one has ever been more dangerous to this country than Donald Trump, and he is a fascist to his core.&#34;]]></video:description>
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			<video:view_count>4</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-04-26</video:publication_date>
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			<video:description><![CDATA[Ok, this girl can dance.]]></video:description>
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			<video:publication_date>2026-04-26</video:publication_date>
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		<lastmod>2026-05-11</lastmod>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[HEY WHO'S THE CREEP TAKING THE VIDEO?]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[Someone wrote on social: &#34;I'd love to sniff that bra&#34; and my first thought was like, sure, me too, but who the hell posts that online, ya weirdo!]]></video:description>
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			<video:publication_date>2026-04-26</video:publication_date>
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		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5099/jimmy-kimmel-is-the-tds-laughing-stock-of-late-night/</loc>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Jimmy Kimmel is the TDS laughing stock of late night]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[Jimmy Kimmel is the TDS laughing stock of late night]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[Jimmy Kimmel calls Stephen Miller a “racist”, “white supremacist,” “baby Hitler” in his ‘alternative’ White House Correspondents’ Dinner. This is NOT comedy. This is why radical leftists carry out violence against the right. This guy is such a loser I can't even stand him.]]></video:description>
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			<video:view_count>4</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-04-26</video:publication_date>
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		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5098/i-can-t-believe-this-got-caught-on-camera/</loc>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[I can’t believe this got caught on camera!!!]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[I can’t believe this got caught on camera!!!]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[One in a lifetime video!]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>12</video:duration>

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			<video:view_count>4</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-04-26</video:publication_date>
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		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5097/ladies-your-fake-eyelashes-are-ugly/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-11</lastmod>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Ladies, your fake eyelashes are ugly]]></image:caption>
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		<video:video>
			<video:thumbnail_loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5097/preview.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc>
			<video:title><![CDATA[Ladies, your fake eyelashes are ugly]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[Fake eyelashes are ugly. Hair glued on your head is ugly. What are these women doing? They look stupid as shit.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>11</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>0.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>8</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-04-26</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[Culture]]></video:category>
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		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5096/whcd-shooter-left-clues-behind-watch-before-it-s-deleted/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-11</lastmod>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[WHCD shooter left clues behind, watch before it's deleted]]></image:caption>
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			<video:thumbnail_loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5096/preview.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc>
			<video:title><![CDATA[WHCD shooter left clues behind, watch before it's deleted]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[No one was supposed to find this.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>20</video:duration>

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			<video:view_count>8</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-04-26</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[Culture]]></video:category>
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		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5095/roller-coaster-in-italy-causes-panic/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-11</lastmod>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Roller coaster in Italy causes panic]]></image:caption>
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		<video:video>
			<video:thumbnail_loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5095/preview.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc>
			<video:title><![CDATA[Roller coaster in Italy causes panic]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[In Italy, there’s a roller coaster that hauls you to the brink of a 42-meter drop, halts completely, and leaves you staring straight down an 87° plunge before releasing you. Oblivion: The Black Hole at Gardaland gives your brain no choice but pure panic.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>47</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>0.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>9</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-04-26</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[Culture]]></video:category>
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		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5094/this-is-how-ya-get-people-to-slow-down/</loc>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[This is how ya get people to slow down]]></image:caption>
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		<video:video>
			<video:thumbnail_loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5094/preview.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc>
			<video:title><![CDATA[This is how ya get people to slow down]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[Hot mess express!]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>30</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>0.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>6</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-04-26</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[Hotness]]></video:category>
								</video:video>
	</url>
		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5093/piper-rockelle-showing-off-her-vacation-outfit/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-11</lastmod>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Piper Rockelle showing off her vacation outfit]]></image:caption>
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		<video:video>
			<video:thumbnail_loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5093/preview.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc>
			<video:title><![CDATA[Piper Rockelle showing off her vacation outfit]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[I could use a little vacation with you]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>22</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>0.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>9</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-04-26</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[Hotness]]></video:category>
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	</url>
		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5092/driving-lawnmower-into-target-is-one-way-to-get-arrested/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-11</lastmod>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Driving lawnmower into Target is one way to get arrested]]></image:caption>
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		<video:video>
			<video:thumbnail_loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5092/preview.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc>
			<video:title><![CDATA[Driving lawnmower into Target is one way to get arrested]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[A young man dressed as a farmer found it amusing to drive a lawn mower into a target, crashing through the front door on his way in.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>38</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>0.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>17</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-04-26</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[Culture]]></video:category>
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		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5091/chernobyl-nuclear-accident-happened-40-years-ago/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-11</lastmod>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Chernobyl nuclear accident happened 40 years ago]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[Chernobyl nuclear accident happened 40 years ago]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[The Chernobyl nuclear accident happened 40 years ago today. So bad, areas will be not be inhabited ever.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>45</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>5.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>22</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-04-26</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[Culture]]></video:category>
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		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5090/one-more-drink-won-t-hurt-right/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-11</lastmod>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[One more drink won't hurt, right?]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[One more drink won't hurt, right?]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[This is why women aren't allowed to golf with the guys.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>10</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>0.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>19</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-04-26</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[Culture]]></video:category>
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	</url>
		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5089/this-is-so-wrong-but-so-funny/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-11</lastmod>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[This is so wrong, but so funny]]></image:caption>
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			<video:thumbnail_loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5089/preview.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc>
			<video:title><![CDATA[This is so wrong, but so funny]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[Dude scares the crap out of people with fake dog]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>96</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>0.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>24</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-04-26</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[Culture]]></video:category>
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		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5088/granny-twerks-for-grandpa/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-11</lastmod>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Granny twerks for grandpa]]></image:caption>
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			<video:thumbnail_loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5088/preview.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc>
			<video:title><![CDATA[Granny twerks for grandpa]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[She was a problem child in her youth.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>17</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>0.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>8</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-04-26</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[Culture]]></video:category>
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		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5087/bodega-owner-warned-abc-about-violence-now-he-s-been-found-dead/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-11</lastmod>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Bodega owner warned ABC about violence, now he's been found dead]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[Bodega owner warned ABC about violence, now he's been found dead]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[A year ago, this bodega owner told ABC he feared for his safety in New York. He was later killed by a shoplifter.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>20</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>0.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>7</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-04-27</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[News]]></video:category>
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		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5086/melania-shames-pathetic-jimmy-kimmel-then-calls-out-abc-for-allowing-his-bad-behavior/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-11</lastmod>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Melania shames pathetic Jimmy Kimmel, then calls out ABC for allowing his bad behavior]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[Melania shames pathetic Jimmy Kimmel, then calls out ABC for allowing his bad behavior]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[First Lady Melania Trump called out Jimmy Kimmel, labeling him a ‘coward’ and urging ABC to fire him after he joked in a WHCD skit about President Trump being assassinated, saying: “Mrs. Trump, you have a glow like an expectant widow.”]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>60</video:duration>

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			<video:view_count>3</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-04-27</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[News]]></video:category>
								</video:video>
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		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5085/crazy-lady-fantasizes-about-trump-being-dead/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-11</lastmod>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Crazy lady fantasizes about Trump being dead]]></image:caption>
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			<video:thumbnail_loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5085/preview.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc>
			<video:title><![CDATA[Crazy lady fantasizes about Trump being dead]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[A crazy lady is openly fantasizing about President Donald Trump’s death, excitedly talking about popping LaMarca prosecco and flooding her group chat with the “good news” when “it” happens.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>52</video:duration>

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			<video:view_count>2</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-04-27</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[News]]></video:category>
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		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5084/republican-party-is-protecting-ilhan-omar-from-accountability/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-11</lastmod>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Republican Party is protecting Ilhan Omar from accountability]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[Republican Party is protecting Ilhan Omar from accountability]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[The corrupt beta cucks in the Republican Party are protecting Ilhan Omar from accountability. Rep Nancy Mace “I tried to subpoena her immigration records, her brother husband's immigration records, and IT WAS REPUBLICANS that killed my motion.”]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>44</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>0.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>8</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-04-27</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[News]]></video:category>
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		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5083/ilhan-omar-just-proved-she-s-dumber-than-everyone-thought/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-11</lastmod>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Ilhan Omar just proved she's dumber than everyone thought]]></image:caption>
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			<video:thumbnail_loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5083/preview.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc>
			<video:title><![CDATA[Ilhan Omar just proved she's dumber than everyone thought]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[Minnesota Rep. Ilhan Omar claimed we’ve been through 11 World Wars, saying, “The last time the Alien Enemies Act was invoked, it was used to detain and deport German, Japanese, and Italian immigrants during World War 11.” In reality, there have only been two World Wars, not 11, highlighting yet another of her repeated blunders. Did she think WWII meant eleven? Wow, if so, how dumb can you be? I guess if you marry your brother, then you're already off to a bad start.]]></video:description>
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		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5082/haha-what-oxford-tutor-is-obese-bearded-guy-with-breasts/</loc>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[HAHA WHAT? Oxford tutor is obese bearded guy with breasts]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[HAHA WHAT? Oxford tutor is obese bearded guy with breasts]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[After working hard, you finally earn a place at Oxford, one of the most renowned universities in the world. On your first day, you hurry to your lecture, and in walks Matt Rattley, your tutor, who is a fat bearded man wearing fake breasts.]]></video:description>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Ilhan Omar says WORLD WAR ELEVEN]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[Ilhan Omar says WORLD WAR ELEVEN]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[She really thought WWII meant world war eleven. She is dumber than I thought, but what did you expect from a brother lover?]]></video:description>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Haggard Rosie O'Donnell tries a TikTok filter]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[Haggard Rosie O'Donnell tries a TikTok filter]]></video:title>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Russian boxer Anastasia Luchkina lets endangered orangutan hit the vape]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[Russian boxer Anastasia Luchkina lets endangered orangutan hit the vape]]></video:title>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Okay, whose SUV is this?]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[Okay, whose SUV is this?]]></video:title>
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			<video:duration>19</video:duration>

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		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5077/which-outfit-you-like-best/</loc>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Which outfit you like best?]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[Which outfit you like best?]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>28</video:duration>

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			<video:title><![CDATA[Hotter than Sophie Rain]]></video:title>
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			<video:duration>19</video:duration>

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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Turn the volume up for this video]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[Turn the volume up for this video]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>252</video:duration>

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			<video:title><![CDATA[My life has been a lie]]></video:title>
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			<video:duration>39</video:duration>

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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Big-Nosed Fran Lebowitz on Trump: “He’s not a person. He’s not even a squirrel....&#34;]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[Big-Nosed Fran Lebowitz on Trump: “He’s not a person. He’s not even a squirrel....&#34;]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[Fran Lebowitz on Trump: “He’s not a person. He’s not even a squirrel. And yet he affects the whole world. A squirrel would be a much better president. If he ran against a squirrel, I would vote for the squirrel”]]></video:description>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[When she gives you that look]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[Zero problem solving skills]]></video:title>
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		<url>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[She made a Trump voodoo doll]]></image:caption>
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		<video:video>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[She made a Trump voodoo doll]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[how does she pick her nose tho?]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>63</video:duration>

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			<video:publication_date>2026-04-28</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[Culture]]></video:category>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Indian guy brought his sister's skeleton to bank, to prove she died]]></image:caption>
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		<video:video>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[Indian guy brought his sister's skeleton to bank, to prove she died]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[A man in India dug up his deceased sister's skeleton and brought it to the bank just to prove she had died. He'd been trying to withdraw money from her account for months. Staff kept telling him the account holder needed to appear in person. He's illiterate and had no idea a death certificate existed. Report by some guy named Mario on X.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>23</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>0.0</video:rating>
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							<video:category><![CDATA[Crazy]]></video:category>
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		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5063/roseanne-barr-is-asking-for-prayers/</loc>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Roseanne Barr is asking for prayers]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[Roseanne Barr is asking for prayers]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>12</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>0.0</video:rating>
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			<video:publication_date>2026-04-28</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[Culture]]></video:category>
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		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5062/olivia-wilde-looks-like-a-cadaver-came-to-life/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-11</lastmod>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Olivia Wilde looks like a cadaver came to life]]></image:caption>
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		<video:video>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[Olivia Wilde looks like a cadaver came to life]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[Is this another case of Ozempic ruining women?]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>34</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>0.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>5</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-04-28</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[Culture]]></video:category>
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		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5061/those-poor-heels-never-stood-a-chance/</loc>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Those poor heels never stood a chance]]></image:caption>
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		<video:video>
			<video:thumbnail_loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5061/preview.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc>
			<video:title><![CDATA[Those poor heels never stood a chance]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>14</video:duration>

																				<video:content_loc>https://crankers.com/get_file/1/97784e34f682a99ce2e0d74b76d45652/5000/5061/5061.mp4/</video:content_loc>
							
			<video:rating>0.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>5</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-04-28</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[Culture]]></video:category>
								</video:video>
	</url>
		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5060/she-may-be-on-a-watchlist-with-the-cia/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-11</lastmod>
		<changefreq>daily</changefreq>
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			<image:loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5060/preview.jpg</image:loc>
			<image:caption><![CDATA[She may be on a watchlist with the CIA]]></image:caption>
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			<video:thumbnail_loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5060/preview.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc>
			<video:title><![CDATA[She may be on a watchlist with the CIA]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>63</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>0.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>4</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-04-28</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[Culture]]></video:category>
								</video:video>
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		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5059/she-antifa-ed-so-hard-her-kid-pretends-to-burn-down-federal-buildings/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-11</lastmod>
		<changefreq>daily</changefreq>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[She ANTIFA'ed so hard her kid pretends to burn down federal buildings]]></image:caption>
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		<video:video>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[She ANTIFA'ed so hard her kid pretends to burn down federal buildings]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[This is kinda weird.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>22</video:duration>

																				<video:content_loc>https://crankers.com/get_file/1/e9c7b419253f9f118fd66e27a4ee3682/5000/5059/5059.mp4/</video:content_loc>
							
			<video:rating>0.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>7</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-04-28</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[Culture]]></video:category>
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		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5058/she-will-not-date-white-men-anymore/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-11</lastmod>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[She &#34;will not date white men anymore&#34;]]></image:caption>
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		<video:video>
			<video:thumbnail_loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5058/preview.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc>
			<video:title><![CDATA[She &#34;will not date white men anymore&#34;]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[Whew.... we're safe now, guys!]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>16</video:duration>

																				<video:content_loc>https://crankers.com/get_file/1/cac58e1755127a3ee348d396d1dd9bfe/5000/5058/5058.mp4/</video:content_loc>
							
			<video:rating>0.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>6</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-04-28</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[Culture]]></video:category>
								</video:video>
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		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5057/i-am-jack-s-lack-of-self-awareness/</loc>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[I am Jack's lack of self-awareness]]></image:caption>
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		<video:video>
			<video:thumbnail_loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5057/preview.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc>
			<video:title><![CDATA[I am Jack's lack of self-awareness]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>45</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>0.0</video:rating>
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			<video:publication_date>2026-04-28</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[Culture]]></video:category>
								</video:video>
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		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5056/is-that-a-dragon-in-his-nose/</loc>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Is that a dragon in his nose?]]></image:caption>
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			<video:thumbnail_loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5056/preview.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc>
			<video:title><![CDATA[Is that a dragon in his nose?]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>33</video:duration>

																				<video:content_loc>https://crankers.com/get_file/1/caeacec032e8ec2aa89f62dcdce9c93a/5000/5056/5056.mp4/</video:content_loc>
							
			<video:rating>0.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>8</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-04-28</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[Wild]]></video:category>
								</video:video>
	</url>
		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5055/how-is-that-even-possible/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-11</lastmod>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[How is that even possible?]]></image:caption>
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			<video:thumbnail_loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5055/preview.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc>
			<video:title><![CDATA[How is that even possible?]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>17</video:duration>

																				<video:content_loc>https://crankers.com/get_file/1/a2c82b32ae826e614a2f7fcd601c6eca/5000/5055/5055.mp4/</video:content_loc>
							
			<video:rating>0.0</video:rating>
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			<video:publication_date>2026-04-28</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[Culture]]></video:category>
								</video:video>
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		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5054/not-going-anywhere-for-a-while/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-11</lastmod>
		<changefreq>daily</changefreq>
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			<image:loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5054/preview.jpg</image:loc>
			<image:caption><![CDATA[Not going anywhere for a while?]]></image:caption>
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			<video:thumbnail_loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5054/preview.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc>
			<video:title><![CDATA[Not going anywhere for a while?]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[Have you ever seen someone take this long to get out of a booth?]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>38</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>0.0</video:rating>
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							<video:category><![CDATA[Culture]]></video:category>
								</video:video>
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		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5053/dude-has-hair-like-one-of-george-washington-s-friends/</loc>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Dude has hair like one of George Washington's friends]]></image:caption>
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		<video:video>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[Dude has hair like one of George Washington's friends]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>120</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>0.0</video:rating>
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							<video:category><![CDATA[Culture]]></video:category>
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