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			<video:title><![CDATA[Bella Thorne reveals horrific treatment as child Disney star]]></video:title>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[Lab-grown chocolate is coming to shelves]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[Lab-grown chocolate is coming to shelves in 2027. Oreo, Cadbury and Toblerone are already funding the Israeli biotech producing it because a lab is cheaper than a farm” “Cadbury has been quietly replacing your chocolate...]]></video:description>
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		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/6049/brazilian-healer-john-of-god-praised-by-oprah-sentenced-to-118-years-in-prison/</loc>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Brazilian healer John of God, praised by Oprah, sentenced to 118 years in prison]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[Brazilian healer John of God, praised by Oprah, sentenced to 118 years in prison]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[The notorious Brazilian healer known as John of God, once heavily promoted by Oprah Winfrey as an inspiring figure of spiritual miracles, has been sentenced to 118 years in prison for sexual assaults. Oprah had previously praised him.]]></video:description>
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		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/6048/ilhan-omar-has-smug-message-for-the-haters/</loc>
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			<video:description><![CDATA[Rep. Ilhan Omar vows that Somalis will REFUSE to leave the United States NO MATTER WHAT American President Donald Trump orders! &#34;He's always been racìst. He said he was going to stop immigration. We're going to be here regardless of what the president says.&#34;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Well, not if you get deported.]]></video:description>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Hillary Clinton heckled as a WAR CRIMINAL to her face]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[Hillary Clinton heckled as a WAR CRIMINAL to her face]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[Man screams &#34;You are a War Criminal&#34; at Hilary Clinton as she delivers a speech.]]></video:description>
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		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/6046/rubio-has-bad-news-for-somalia/</loc>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Rubio has bad news for Somalia]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[Rubio has bad news for Somalia]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[Secretary of State Marco Rubio is expected to PERMANENTLY CUT OFF U.S. aid to Somalia after the country demolished a warehouse holding 76 TONS of American food.]]></video:description>
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		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/6045/cornyn-accused-of-blackmailing-trump-for-the-save-act/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-11</lastmod>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Cornyn accused of blackmailing Trump for the SAVE Act]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[Cornyn accused of blackmailing Trump for the SAVE Act]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[Cornyn once called Trump an “insurrectionist” and urged him to drop out “for the good of the party.” Now, this same guy is seeking Trump’s endorsement in exchange for passing the &#34;SAVE AMERICA Act&#34; with a talking filibuster?]]></video:description>
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		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/6044/bill-murray-blasts-the-media-for-completely-inaccurate-information/</loc>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Bill Murray blasts the media for &#34;completely inaccurate&#34; information]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[Bill Murray blasts the media for &#34;completely inaccurate&#34; information]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[Bill Murray: When I read what Woodward wrote about my friend Belushi, I knew they framed Nixon. MURRAY: &#34;If this is what he writes about my friend that I've known for half of my adult life, which is completely inaccurate, what the hell could they have done to Nixon?&#34;]]></video:description>
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		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/6043/say-a-prayer-for-tim-burchett-after-what-he-just-said/</loc>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Say a prayer for Tim Burchett after what he just said]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[Say a prayer for Tim Burchett after what he just said]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[Rep. Tim Burchett: “If anyone leaks where the Pentagon’s TRILLIONS in missing/laundered cash REALLY goes… they end up MURDERED and the official story? ‘Suicide.’]]></video:description>
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			<video:publication_date>2026-03-08</video:publication_date>
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		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/6042/michele-tafoya-unloads-on-tim-walz-and-keith-ellison/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-11</lastmod>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Michele Tafoya unloads on Tim Walz and Keith Ellison]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[Michele Tafoya unloads on Tim Walz and Keith Ellison]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[Tim Walz and Keith Ellison are an embarrassment to Minnesota and allowed billions of your money to be stolen. We need outsiders who will clean up the mess career politicians got us into and get Minnesota back on track.]]></video:description>
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		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/6041/former-teacher-mckenna-kindred-in-alleged-relationship-with-student/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-11</lastmod>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Former Teacher McKenna Kindred in alleged relationship with student]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[Former Teacher McKenna Kindred in alleged relationship with student]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[McKenna Kindred, a former teacher at Central Valley High School in Washington, began an illicit relationship with a 17-year-old male student. The two exchanged private messages and met for intimate encounters, including one that took place in her own home while her husband wasn't there.]]></video:description>
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							<video:category><![CDATA[Crazy]]></video:category>
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		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/6040/mel-gibson-deserves-a-lot-of-credit-for-this/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-11</lastmod>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Mel Gibson deserves a lot of credit for this]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[Mel Gibson deserves a lot of credit for this]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[Mel Gibson deserves a lot of credit for raising awareness about the reality of child trafficking.]]></video:description>
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		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/6039/iranian-soccer-team-begs-for-help-in-sign-language/</loc>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Iranian soccer team begs for help in sign language]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[Iranian soccer team begs for help in sign language]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[Footage from Australia shows the Iranian women’s soccer team, who declined to sing their national anthem on TV, using sign language to beg for help as their bus pulled away, while angry onlookers questioned why the Australian government was unaware or failed to assist.]]></video:description>
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		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/6038/minnesota-democrats-request-study-on-benefits-of-shoplifting/</loc>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[Minnesota Democrats request study on benefits of shoplifting]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[Minnesota Democrats are requesting studies on “The benefits of shoplifting.”]]></video:description>
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			<video:view_count>4</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-03-09</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[News]]></video:category>
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	</url>
		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/6037/texas-dem-james-talarico-skewered-for-revolting-comment-about-children/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-11</lastmod>
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			<image:loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/6000/6037/preview.jpg</image:loc>
			<image:caption><![CDATA[Texas Dem James Talarico skewered for revolting comment about children]]></image:caption>
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		<video:video>
			<video:thumbnail_loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/6000/6037/preview.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc>
			<video:title><![CDATA[Texas Dem James Talarico skewered for revolting comment about children]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[Question: “Something that you love that's not family or friends?”&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Texas Democrat U.S. Senate candidate James Talarico: “Trans children.”]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>20</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>0.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>4</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-03-09</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[News]]></video:category>
								</video:video>
	</url>
		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/6036/michigan-democrats-are-putting-dead-people-back-on-the-voter-rolls/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-11</lastmod>
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			<image:loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/6000/6036/preview.jpg</image:loc>
			<image:caption><![CDATA[Michigan Democrats are putting dead people BACK ON the voter rolls]]></image:caption>
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		<video:video>
			<video:thumbnail_loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/6000/6036/preview.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc>
			<video:title><![CDATA[Michigan Democrats are putting dead people BACK ON the voter rolls]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[Michigan Democrats are putting dead voters BACK ON the voter rolls after they are removed. After the dead people are added back, THEY ARE MAILED BALLOTS. Michigan Rep Rachelle Smit “I took off a dead voter in my township and guess what? That dead voter was put back on”]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>87</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>0.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>2</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-03-09</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[News]]></video:category>
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	</url>
		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/6035/sounds-like-she-hates-america/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-11</lastmod>
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			<image:loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/6000/6035/preview.jpg</image:loc>
			<image:caption><![CDATA[Sounds like she hates America]]></image:caption>
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		<video:video>
			<video:thumbnail_loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/6000/6035/preview.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc>
			<video:title><![CDATA[Sounds like she hates America]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[This leftist wants you to know that she hates the United States of America.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>30</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>1.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>4</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-03-09</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[Crazy]]></video:category>
								</video:video>
	</url>
		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/6034/if-the-dress-fits/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-11</lastmod>
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			<image:loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/6000/6034/preview.jpg</image:loc>
			<image:caption><![CDATA[If the dress fits...]]></image:caption>
		</image:image>
		<video:video>
			<video:thumbnail_loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/6000/6034/preview.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc>
			<video:title><![CDATA[If the dress fits...]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>14</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>5.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>5</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-03-09</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[Hotness]]></video:category>
								</video:video>
	</url>
		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/6033/pretty-sure-we-all-agree-with-her/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-11</lastmod>
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			<image:loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/6000/6033/preview.jpg</image:loc>
			<image:caption><![CDATA[Pretty sure we all agree with her]]></image:caption>
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		<video:video>
			<video:thumbnail_loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/6000/6033/preview.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc>
			<video:title><![CDATA[Pretty sure we all agree with her]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[Cut benefits of the illegals and they'll leave on their own.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>22</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>5.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>5</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-03-09</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[Wild]]></video:category>
								</video:video>
	</url>
		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/6032/630-page-report-shows-450-crimes-by-biden-family-and-friends/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-11</lastmod>
		<changefreq>daily</changefreq>
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			<image:loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/6000/6032/preview.jpg</image:loc>
			<image:caption><![CDATA[630-page report shows 450+ crimes by Biden family and friends]]></image:caption>
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			<video:thumbnail_loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/6000/6032/preview.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc>
			<video:title><![CDATA[630-page report shows 450+ crimes by Biden family and friends]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[This 630-page report on the Biden laptop claims to detail 459 crimes involving the Bidens and their associates, including 140 business crimes, 191 sex crimes, and 128 drug crimes.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>18</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>5.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>2</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-03-09</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[News]]></video:category>
								</video:video>
	</url>
		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/6031/hakeem-jeffries-accidentally-implies-democrats-cheat-in-elections/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-11</lastmod>
		<changefreq>daily</changefreq>
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			<image:loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/6000/6031/preview.jpg</image:loc>
			<image:caption><![CDATA[Hakeem Jeffries accidentally implies Democrats cheat in elections]]></image:caption>
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		<video:video>
			<video:thumbnail_loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/6000/6031/preview.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc>
			<video:title><![CDATA[Hakeem Jeffries accidentally implies Democrats cheat in elections]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[Hakeem Jeffries claims Democrats are refusing to reopen DHS because Republicans won’t agree to keep ICE agents away from polling places. So, it sounds like Jeffries just accidentally suggested that Democrats don’t mind if undocumented immigrants find ways to vote, which is essentially cheating.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>52</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>0.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>1</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-03-09</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[News]]></video:category>
								</video:video>
	</url>
		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/6030/stephen-miller-confirms-democrat-extortion/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-11</lastmod>
		<changefreq>daily</changefreq>
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			<image:loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/6000/6030/preview.jpg</image:loc>
			<image:caption><![CDATA[Stephen Miller CONFIRMS Democrat extortion]]></image:caption>
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			<video:thumbnail_loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/6000/6030/preview.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc>
			<video:title><![CDATA[Stephen Miller CONFIRMS Democrat extortion]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[Stephen Miller CONFIRMS Democrats extorted 20 to 30 House seats by counting illegal aliens in the Census. Miller said: “20 to 30 Democrat House seats wouldn’t exist but for illegal aliens!”]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>46</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>0.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>1</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-03-09</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[News]]></video:category>
								</video:video>
	</url>
		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/6029/texas-scumbag-shoots-woman-in-the-neck-steals-cancer-patient-s-car/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-11</lastmod>
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			<image:loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/6000/6029/preview.jpg</image:loc>
			<image:caption><![CDATA[Texas scumbag shoots woman in the neck, steals cancer patient's car]]></image:caption>
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			<video:thumbnail_loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/6000/6029/preview.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc>
			<video:title><![CDATA[Texas scumbag shoots woman in the neck, steals cancer patient's car]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[Texas teen shoots woman in the neck who was visiting her friend with cancer before stealing the car belonging to the woman with cancer. 18-year-old Darius DeWayne Hall has been arrested for allegedly shooting Marietta Allison in northwest Houston. Total scumbag loser.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>210</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>0.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>1</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-03-09</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[Crazy]]></video:category>
								</video:video>
	</url>
		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/6028/melonie-mac-has-returned-and-here-s-what-she-said/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-11</lastmod>
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			<image:loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/6000/6028/preview.jpg</image:loc>
			<image:caption><![CDATA[Melonie Mac has returned and here's what she said]]></image:caption>
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		<video:video>
			<video:thumbnail_loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/6000/6028/preview.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc>
			<video:title><![CDATA[Melonie Mac has returned and here's what she said]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>19</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>5.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>5</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-03-09</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[Crazy]]></video:category>
								</video:video>
	</url>
		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/6027/gutfeld-unloads-after-terror-attack/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-11</lastmod>
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			<image:loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/6000/6027/preview.jpg</image:loc>
			<image:caption><![CDATA[Gutfeld unloads after terror attack]]></image:caption>
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			<video:thumbnail_loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/6000/6027/preview.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc>
			<video:title><![CDATA[Gutfeld unloads after terror attack]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[Gutfeld after the two guys tried to bomb NYC but it didn't go off, said &#34;What drives me nuts, is we can DECAPITATE Iran, kiII their leader, and we can't rub out two parasites on the street that just tried to kill a bunch of people?! I have a feeling that you could have just shot them...&#34;]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>132</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>0.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>2</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-03-09</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[Wild]]></video:category>
								</video:video>
	</url>
		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/6026/liberals-literally-make-no-sense-when-they-do-this/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-11</lastmod>
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			<image:loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/6000/6026/preview.jpg</image:loc>
			<image:caption><![CDATA[Liberals literally make no sense when they do this]]></image:caption>
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			<video:thumbnail_loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/6000/6026/preview.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc>
			<video:title><![CDATA[Liberals literally make no sense when they do this]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[Liberal white people will literally tell you to stop being “Islamophobic” while Muslims launch bombs over their head.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>28</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>0.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>2</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-03-09</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[News]]></video:category>
								</video:video>
	</url>
		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/6025/they-re-digging-up-the-zorro-ranch/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-11</lastmod>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[They're digging up the Zorro Ranch]]></image:caption>
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		<video:video>
			<video:thumbnail_loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/6000/6025/preview.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc>
			<video:title><![CDATA[They're digging up the Zorro Ranch]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[Investigators are now searching Jeffrey Epstein's Zorro Ranch for the bodies of two girls who were allegedly strangled to death, according to the Daily Mail. The search comes after an email claimed that a former staffer had information that two girls were buried...]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>179</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>0.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>0</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-03-10</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[Crazy]]></video:category>
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	</url>
		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/6024/propaganda-collapses-in-real-time/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-11</lastmod>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Propaganda collapses in real time]]></image:caption>
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			<video:thumbnail_loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/6000/6024/preview.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc>
			<video:title><![CDATA[Propaganda collapses in real time]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[Propaganda collapsed in real time.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Rajdeep Sardesai: &#34;How do you see the situation of Iran?&#34;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Iranian actress Elnaaz Norouzi: &#34;Iranians are so excited and they have so much hope that finally this regime is going to fall, maybe.&#34;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Rajdeep Sardesai: “Bombing is terrible… civilians are dying, school girls died.”&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Iranian actress Elnaaz Norouzi: “Our regime has massacred Iranians for 47 years. When girls were poisoned in schools and thousands executed by regime, Where were you all?”]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>166</video:duration>

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			<video:publication_date>2026-03-10</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[News]]></video:category>
								</video:video>
	</url>
		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/6023/dude-dressed-in-drag-quickly-nixed-from-florida-senate-meeting/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-11</lastmod>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Dude dressed in drag quickly nixed from Florida Senate meeting]]></image:caption>
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			<video:thumbnail_loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/6000/6023/preview.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc>
			<video:title><![CDATA[Dude dressed in drag quickly nixed from Florida Senate meeting]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[Dude dressed in drag quickly nixed from Florida Senate committee meeting &#34;I am from Tampa Florida, here to school you again.&#34; Randy Fine: &#34;Alright, you're done. Let's go. Next. We got a lot to do, no time for nonsense.&#34;]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>27</video:duration>

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			<video:publication_date>2026-03-10</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[News]]></video:category>
								</video:video>
	</url>
		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/6022/2-teens-laughing-back-of-cop-car-about-murder-plot-wtf/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-11</lastmod>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[2 teens laughing back of cop car about murder plot, wtf?]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[2 teens laughing back of cop car about murder plot, wtf?]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[Two teens arrested in an attempted murder plot were caught laughing in the back of a patrol car after being taken into custody, joking, “At least it’s not a school shooting.” Fifteen-year-old Isabelle Aurelia Valdez and fourteen-year-old Lois Olivios Lippert are scheduled to appear in court to request bond.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The case began after an anonymous FortifyFL tip reported that a Lake Brantley High School student was planning to kill another student. Investigators identified Valdez as the suspect, and both girls were removed from class for questioning.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Police say Valdez detailed a plan to ambush the victim in a school bathroom, stab him in the stomach or cut his throat, leave flowers at the scene, and smoke a cigarette afterward. Authorities also allege that Lippert created drawings showing the victim dead on the floor, hanging by a rope, and other violent and s-xually explicit depictions tied to the plot.]]></video:description>
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			<video:description><![CDATA[A massive new mural honoring Iryna was just unveiled in Las Vegas. Shoutout to Elon Musk, who continues to fund these murals appearing across America. We will never forget.]]></video:description>
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			<video:description><![CDATA[New Hampshire Republican lawmakers push to BAN many illegal aliens from renting housing &#34;You do not BELONG in this country, and you do NOT belong in New Hampshire housing unless it's operated by the Department of Corrections!]]></video:description>
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			<video:description><![CDATA[Obama’s former DHS Secretary is urging Democrats to cut the nonsense and fund the department immediately, citing a heightened threat environment. His message is clear: Congress must provide the necessary funding for the agency tasked with ensuring homeland security.]]></video:description>
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			<video:description><![CDATA[If Democrats really want to take an issue of spending, there's plenty we can cut before depriving service members of the longstanding tradition of a steak and lobster meal before shipping out or when a deployment is extended! &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &#34;But if fiscal responsibility is what Democrats want, there are reports of plenty on trillions in waste, the kind that doesn't draw outrage from the left.&#34; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &#34;For example, $240 million spent by NIH for transgender experiments on mice, rats and monkeys, or the $20 million awarded to Sesame workshops to fund children's programs in Iraq that defended was defended by Democratic Senator specifically Chris Coons.&#34; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &#34;Did we really need to spend half a million dollars to teach pigeons how to gamble on slot machines? How about $2 million allocated to promote tourism in Lebanon, a country the State Department warns against traveling to?&#34; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &#34;It's true that the federal government is a poor custodian of taxpayer money, but if Democrats are actually serious about fiscal responsibility, there's plenty of outrageous places to start.&#34; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &#34;Leave the surf and turf alone. Troops killing terrorists have earned a good meal.&#34;]]></video:description>
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			<video:publication_date>2026-03-13</video:publication_date>
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		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/6007/elon-called-for-walter-masterson-to-be-thrown-in-prison/</loc>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Elon called for Walter Masterson to be thrown in Prison]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[Elon called for Walter Masterson to be thrown in Prison]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[Here’s Walter allegedly dressing up as a “Trump Supporter” to attend J6.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>66</video:duration>

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			<video:publication_date>2026-03-13</video:publication_date>
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		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/6006/there-better-be-criminal-charges-after-what-the-fbi-discovered-in-fulton/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-11</lastmod>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[There better be criminal charges after what the FBI discovered in Fulton]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[There better be criminal charges after what the FBI discovered in Fulton]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[In Fulton County, GA, the FBI reportedly found that drop boxes were introduced, mobile voting took place in Democratic districts, 6.8 million mail-in ballots were sent out without being requested, ballot counts didn’t match the recount, and 3,930 ballots were double-scanned. Trump lost Georgia by only 11,000 votes, prompting calls for charges.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>300</video:duration>

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			<video:publication_date>2026-03-13</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[News]]></video:category>
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		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/6005/a-shocking-biden-harris-era-human-trafficking-sting-involving-illegal-immigrants-made-headlines/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-11</lastmod>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[A shocking Biden‑Harris era human trafficking sting involving illegal immigrants made headlines]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[A shocking Biden‑Harris era human trafficking sting involving illegal immigrants made headlines]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[A record 288 people were arrested, including undocumented individuals, a teacher, coaches, and even active‑duty military members. Reports claim some are being paid $9,000 a week by Biden’s DHS to traffic others. One person recounted, “How’d you get here? We had a voucher from DHS. They told us we’d be flown around the country on this federal voucher.”]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>111</video:duration>

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			<video:publication_date>2026-03-13</video:publication_date>
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		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/6004/seditious-slotkin-busted-in-another-treacherous-moment-for-her-career/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-11</lastmod>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA['Seditious' Slotkin busted in another treacherous moment for her career]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA['Seditious' Slotkin busted in another treacherous moment for her career]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[Guy Benson called out Senator Slotkin after she shifted her stance on DHS funding, saying Democrats should “put ICE funding aside.”&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;He pointed out that ICE is already funded for the next three years and noted there was a vote on DHS funding just yesterday, where she chose to support keeping it shuttered.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Democrats are now backpedaling, as there’s no real defense for leaving DHS defunded and putting Americans at risk.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>99</video:duration>

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			<video:publication_date>2026-03-13</video:publication_date>
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		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/6003/every-senator-against-save-act-should-be-ran-out-of-office/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-11</lastmod>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Every Senator against SAVE ACT should be RAN OUT OF OFFICE]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[Every Senator against SAVE ACT should be RAN OUT OF OFFICE]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[Trump says any Senator who votes against the SAVE America Act should be RUN OUT OF OFFICE This should INCLUDE those who refuse to support enforcing the talking filibuster REFUSING to enforce the filibuster is a vote AGAINST the bill!]]></video:description>
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			<video:publication_date>2026-03-13</video:publication_date>
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		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/6002/mamdani-attacks-wealthy-people-in-hopes-to-stop-the-mass-exodus-from-nyc/</loc>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Mamdani attacks wealthy people in hopes to stop the mass exodus from NYC]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[Mamdani attacks wealthy people in hopes to stop the mass exodus from NYC]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[NYC Mayor Zohran Mamdani announces he's hitting the wealthy with MAXIMUM taxes to convince others to stop leaving the city: &#34;I'll ask those who make the most amount of money [to] pay more so everyone can STAY IN THIS CITY!&#34;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;People are leaving because Mamdani is a POS.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>51</video:duration>

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			<video:view_count>4</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-03-13</video:publication_date>
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		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/6001/nancy-mace-pretends-she-saw-the-epstein-client-list/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-11</lastmod>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Nancy Mace pretends she saw the Epstein Client List]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[Nancy Mace pretends she saw the Epstein Client List]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[Nancy Mace has seen the Epstein Client list and she warns, it’s going to shock the entire world when released. She's either full of crap or scared for her life. Did you notice she won't say a single name?]]></video:description>
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							<video:category><![CDATA[News]]></video:category>
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		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/6000/sean-penn-just-got-scolded-to-his-face/</loc>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Sean Penn just got scolded to his face]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[Sean Penn just got scolded to his face]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[Bill Maher calls out woke actor Sean Penn: &#34;You'll meet with f*cking Castro and Hugo Chavez, but not the President of the United States?&#34;]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>269</video:duration>

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			<video:publication_date>2026-03-13</video:publication_date>
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		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5999/jb-pritzker-caught-lying-again-this-time-it-s-even-worse/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-11</lastmod>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[JB Pritzker caught LYING again, this time it's even worse]]></image:caption>
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			<video:thumbnail_loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5999/preview.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc>
			<video:title><![CDATA[JB Pritzker caught LYING again, this time it's even worse]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[Democratic Governor JB Pritzker is pushing a wild conspiracy theory that President Trump plans to use ICE or the National Guard to prevent Americans from voting. It’s just baseless fear-mongering from the Democrats.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>39</video:duration>

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			<video:publication_date>2026-03-13</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[News]]></video:category>
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		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5998/ted-cruz-was-booed-off-stage-by-christians/</loc>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[Ted Cruz was booed off stage by Christians]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[Ted Cruz was booed off stage by Christians. His response: “If you will not stand with Israel, then I will not stand with you.” A US senator just publicly pledged allegiance to a foreign country over his own constituents.]]></video:description>
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			<video:publication_date>2026-03-13</video:publication_date>
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		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5997/adam-carolla-torches-woke-mom-using-kid-for-brownie-points/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-11</lastmod>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Adam Carolla torches WOKE MOM using kid for brownie points]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[Adam Carolla torches WOKE MOM using kid for brownie points]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[Adam Carolla responds to mom who says her daughter “struggles to sleep at night because she is afraid ICE agents might break into our house.” CAROLLA: “First off, you’re a sh*t mom.” DR. DREW: “Creating that anxiety for your child, yeah.”]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>58</video:duration>

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			<video:publication_date>2026-03-13</video:publication_date>
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		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5996/pirro-oh-cut-it-out/</loc>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Pirro: &#34;OH CUT IT OUT&#34;]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[Pirro: &#34;OH CUT IT OUT&#34;]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[US Attorney Jeanine Pirro: &#34;Oh, CUT IT OUT! You know how many convictions we've got? Cut it out! You're in one lane. We have cleaned up this city! Yeah, historic, really?!&#34;]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>37</video:duration>

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			<video:publication_date>2026-03-13</video:publication_date>
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		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5995/mob-of-thugs-loot-a-jewelry-store-in-a-minute-which-is-easier-than-getting-a-job/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-11</lastmod>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Mob of thugs loot a jewelry store in a minute, which is easier than getting a job]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[Mob of thugs loot a jewelry store in a minute, which is easier than getting a job]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[The Department of Justice has released footage showing thieves stealing $1.7 million worth of jewelry in just about a minute in Fremont, California. The incident took place on June 18, 2025, at Kumar Jewelers, where the thieves managed to snatch roughly 75% of the store’s merchandise.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>36</video:duration>

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			<video:publication_date>2026-03-13</video:publication_date>
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		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5994/rep-mike-lawler-destroys-chuck-schumer-and-it-was-too-easy/</loc>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Rep. Mike Lawler destroys Chuck Schumer and it was TOO EASY]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[Rep. Mike Lawler destroys Chuck Schumer and it was TOO EASY]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[Rep. Mike Lawler:  “Chuck Schumer is the biggest jack*ss in America. He has been in elected office for FIFTY years. Fifty years. It’s time to go home!&#34;]]></video:description>
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			<video:publication_date>2026-03-13</video:publication_date>
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		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5993/hegseth-confirms-rat-mojtaba-khamenei-is-wounded-and-ran-to-hide/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-11</lastmod>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Hegseth CONFIRMS &#34;rat&#34; Mojtaba Khamenei is wounded and ran to hide]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[Hegseth CONFIRMS &#34;rat&#34; Mojtaba Khamenei is wounded and ran to hide]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[Pete Hegseth says Mojtaba Khamenei is hiding and is wounded: “We know the new so-called not-so-supreme leader is wounded and likely disfigured. Desperate and hiding, they've gone undergroung. Cowering. That's what rats do.”]]></video:description>
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			<video:publication_date>2026-03-13</video:publication_date>
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		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5992/crockett-s-fugitive-security-guard-shot-by-swat/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-11</lastmod>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Crockett's fugitive security guard SHOT BY SWAT]]></image:caption>
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			<video:thumbnail_loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5992/preview.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc>
			<video:title><![CDATA[Crockett's fugitive security guard SHOT BY SWAT]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[A wanted fugitive, who served as Rep. Jasmine Crockett’s security, was killed by Dallas SWAT officers during a standoff with police.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>32</video:duration>

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			<video:publication_date>2026-03-14</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[News]]></video:category>
								</video:video>
	</url>
		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5991/hegseth-didn-t-flinch-stared-at-the-camera-to-say-it/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-11</lastmod>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Hegseth didn't flinch, stared at the camera to say it]]></image:caption>
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		<video:video>
			<video:thumbnail_loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5991/preview.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc>
			<video:title><![CDATA[Hegseth didn't flinch, stared at the camera to say it]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[How can you not support this dude?]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>163</video:duration>

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			<video:publication_date>2026-03-14</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[News]]></video:category>
								</video:video>
	</url>
		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5990/ca-fraud-could-be-as-high-as-434-billion-in-just-the-last-few-years/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-11</lastmod>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[CA fraud could be as high as $434 BILLION in just the last few years]]></image:caption>
		</image:image>
		<video:video>
			<video:thumbnail_loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5990/preview.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc>
			<video:title><![CDATA[CA fraud could be as high as $434 BILLION in just the last few years]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[Democrats are accused of allowing fraud to continue in the criminal state of California.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>54</video:duration>

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			<video:publication_date>2026-03-14</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[News]]></video:category>
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	</url>
		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5989/jd-vance-says-it-don-t-matter-ban-it-anyway/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-11</lastmod>
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			<image:loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5989/preview.jpg</image:loc>
			<image:caption><![CDATA[JD Vance says it don't matter, ban it anyway]]></image:caption>
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		<video:video>
			<video:thumbnail_loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5989/preview.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc>
			<video:title><![CDATA[JD Vance says it don't matter, ban it anyway]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[JD VANCE: &#34;ICE arrested an illegal immigrant from Mauritania who's voted in 7 federal elections since 2008!&#34; &#34;Even if you take the Democrats at their word, even if illegal aliens voting is very rare, then why don't we ban it anyway?&#34;]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>102</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>0.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>1</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-03-14</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[News]]></video:category>
								</video:video>
	</url>
		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5988/us-based-tiktoker-ethan-levins-allegedly-gave-out-coordinates-to-us-patriot-defense-systems/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-11</lastmod>
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			<image:loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5988/preview.jpg</image:loc>
			<image:caption><![CDATA[US based TikToker Ethan Levins allegedly gave out coordinates to US Patriot Defense systems]]></image:caption>
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		<video:video>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[US based TikToker Ethan Levins allegedly gave out coordinates to US Patriot Defense systems]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[US-based TikToker Ethan Levins is facing backlash for allegedly providing Iran with coordinates to target US Patriot defense systems in Israel.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>61</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>0.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>2</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-03-15</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[News]]></video:category>
								</video:video>
	</url>
		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5987/luna-says-the-senate-has-no-plans-to-pass-the-save-act/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-11</lastmod>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Luna says the Senate has no plans to pass the Save Act]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[Luna says the Senate has no plans to pass the Save Act]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[Rep Anna Paulina Luna says the Senate has no plans to pass the Save America Act and mandate Voter ID. She says it’s all for show She says the Senate “lectured” them saying “We don't have time to, you know, use up our floor time on Voter ID”]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>59</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>0.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>2</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-03-15</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[News]]></video:category>
								</video:video>
	</url>
		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5986/this-is-protesting-now/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-11</lastmod>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[This is protesting now]]></image:caption>
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		<video:video>
			<video:thumbnail_loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5986/preview.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc>
			<video:title><![CDATA[This is protesting now]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[The liberal women have begun dancing, singing, and grinding on ICE agents as a form of protest.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>82</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>0.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>3</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-03-15</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[Crazy]]></video:category>
								</video:video>
	</url>
		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5985/the-media-refuses-to-show-this-version-of-trump/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-11</lastmod>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[The media refuses to show this version of Trump]]></image:caption>
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			<video:thumbnail_loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5985/preview.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc>
			<video:title><![CDATA[The media refuses to show this version of Trump]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[Shameful media never shows this stuff.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>63</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>0.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>3</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-03-15</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[News]]></video:category>
								</video:video>
	</url>
		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5984/she-lost-her-mind-after-guy-asked-one-simple-question/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-11</lastmod>
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			<image:loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5984/preview.jpg</image:loc>
			<image:caption><![CDATA[She lost her mind after guy asked ONE SIMPLE QUESTION]]></image:caption>
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			<video:thumbnail_loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5984/preview.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc>
			<video:title><![CDATA[She lost her mind after guy asked ONE SIMPLE QUESTION]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[Imagine making a whole video after a guy just wanted to know the answer to a simple question.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>87</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>5.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>3</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-03-15</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[Crazy]]></video:category>
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	</url>
		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5983/catholic-school-administrator-fantasizes-about-trump-getting-killed/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-11</lastmod>
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			<image:loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5983/preview.jpg</image:loc>
			<image:caption><![CDATA[Catholic school administrator fantasizes about Trump getting killed]]></image:caption>
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		<video:video>
			<video:thumbnail_loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5983/preview.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc>
			<video:title><![CDATA[Catholic school administrator fantasizes about Trump getting killed]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[Cathy DiFilippo-Kiley is an administrator at Huron-Superior Catholic Schools in Ontario, Canada, who claims she fantasizes about Trump being assassinated and says she would cheer.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>116</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>0.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>3</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-03-15</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[Crazy]]></video:category>
								</video:video>
	</url>
		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5982/obama-loved-sending-billions-to-iran/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-11</lastmod>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Obama loved sending BILLIONS to Iran]]></image:caption>
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		<video:video>
			<video:thumbnail_loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5982/preview.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc>
			<video:title><![CDATA[Obama loved sending BILLIONS to Iran]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[Kayleigh McEnany: &#34;A $400 million cash transfer was flown out to Iran...400 million was just the tip of the iceberg. One month later, WSJ reported the Obama White House sent three different payments to Iran, totaling $1.3 billion, with a B!&#34;]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>196</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>0.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>1</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-03-15</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[News]]></video:category>
								</video:video>
	</url>
		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5981/food-delivery-with-a-side-of-crotch-crickets/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-11</lastmod>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Food delivery with a side of crotch crickets]]></image:caption>
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		<video:video>
			<video:thumbnail_loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5981/preview.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc>
			<video:title><![CDATA[Food delivery with a side of crotch crickets]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[What would you do if you saw your food delivery driver approaching with her hand in her pants?]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>15</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>0.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>2</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-03-15</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[Crazy]]></video:category>
								</video:video>
	</url>
		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5980/hawley-gives-us-bad-news-on-save-act/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-11</lastmod>
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			<image:loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5980/preview.jpg</image:loc>
			<image:caption><![CDATA[Hawley gives us BAD NEWS on SAVE ACT]]></image:caption>
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		<video:video>
			<video:thumbnail_loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5980/preview.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc>
			<video:title><![CDATA[Hawley gives us BAD NEWS on SAVE ACT]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[Senator Josh Hawley says the SAVE America Act is currently stalled. &#34;It's not moving! It's STUCK!&#34; &#34;A few states want illegals voting.&#34; &#34;If they want to stall it, they should have to STAND [filibuster] on the floor and TALK!&#34;]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>94</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>0.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>1</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-03-15</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[News]]></video:category>
								</video:video>
	</url>
		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5979/please-stop-flirting-with-her/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-11</lastmod>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Please stop flirting with her]]></image:caption>
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			<video:thumbnail_loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5979/preview.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc>
			<video:title><![CDATA[Please stop flirting with her]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[A woman cuts her own hair in hopes that men will stop flirting with her. Will it actually work?]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>39</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>0.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>3</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-03-15</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[Crazy]]></video:category>
								</video:video>
	</url>
		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5978/357-alleged-predators-in-govt-voted-to-suppress-their-offenses/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-11</lastmod>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[357 alleged predators IN GOVT voted to suppress their offenses]]></image:caption>
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			<video:thumbnail_loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5978/preview.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc>
			<video:title><![CDATA[357 alleged predators IN GOVT voted to suppress their offenses]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[A total of 357 members of the U.S. House of Representatives voted to conceal their own alleged rapes and sexual assaults from the public, all at taxpayers’ expense. 182 Democrats and 175 Republicans. That’s 357 out of 435 representatives. Absolutely disgusting.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>77</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>0.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>3</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-03-15</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[News]]></video:category>
								</video:video>
	</url>
		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5977/she-will-definitely-blame-the-patriarchy/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-11</lastmod>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[She will definitely blame the patriarchy]]></image:caption>
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		<video:video>
			<video:thumbnail_loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5977/preview.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc>
			<video:title><![CDATA[She will definitely blame the patriarchy]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[Does anyone care what she thinks? OK, I didn't think so.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>38</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>0.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>2</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-03-15</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[Crazy]]></video:category>
								</video:video>
	</url>
		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5976/millie-bobby-brown-from-being-in-stranger-things-to-trying-on-stranger-s-things/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-11</lastmod>
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			<image:loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5976/preview.jpg</image:loc>
			<image:caption><![CDATA[Millie Bobby Brown: From being in Stranger Things to trying on stranger's things.]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[Millie Bobby Brown: From being in Stranger Things to trying on stranger's things.]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[Did not know she has an accent.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>39</video:duration>

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			<video:publication_date>2026-03-15</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[Wild]]></video:category>
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		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5975/5-thugs-rolled-up-to-beat-down-some-chick-then-find-out/</loc>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[5 thugs rolled up to beat down some chick, then FIND OUT]]></image:caption>
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		<video:video>
			<video:thumbnail_loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5975/preview.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc>
			<video:title><![CDATA[5 thugs rolled up to beat down some chick, then FIND OUT]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[Five cowards showed up to jump a girl at her workplace. Big mistake because she had MMA training. She fought back, tossing them around like rag dolls until they ran off.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>33</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>0.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>5</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-03-15</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[Crazy]]></video:category>
								</video:video>
	</url>
		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5974/whoopi-goldberg-s-take-on-iran-makes-literally-no-sense-at-all/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-11</lastmod>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Whoopi Goldberg's take on IRAN makes literally no sense at all]]></image:caption>
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		<video:video>
			<video:thumbnail_loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5974/preview.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc>
			<video:title><![CDATA[Whoopi Goldberg's take on IRAN makes literally no sense at all]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[On The View, Whoopi Goldberg suggested that Trump’s conflict with Iran is “to distract” from Nancy Guthrie’s disappearance, prompting nods from the co-hosts and applause from the audience.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>39</video:duration>

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			<video:view_count>4</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-03-15</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[Culture]]></video:category>
								</video:video>
	</url>
		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5973/i-don-t-think-trump-will-survive-this/</loc>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[I don't think Trump will survive this]]></image:caption>
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		<video:video>
			<video:thumbnail_loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5973/preview.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc>
			<video:title><![CDATA[I don't think Trump will survive this]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[Unnecessary. How many sheep did it take to make that sweater tho?]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>22</video:duration>

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			<video:view_count>2</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-03-15</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[Crazy]]></video:category>
								</video:video>
	</url>
		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5972/nbc-s-kristen-welker-puts-adam-schiff-on-blast/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-11</lastmod>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[NBC's Kristen Welker puts Adam Schiff on BLAST]]></image:caption>
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		<video:video>
			<video:thumbnail_loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5972/preview.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc>
			<video:title><![CDATA[NBC's Kristen Welker puts Adam Schiff on BLAST]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[NBC's Kristen Welker just TORCHED Sen. Adam Schiff in front of millions for keeping DHS shutdown, unleashing chaos on Americans &#34;Is it responsible for Democrats to hold up DHS with the threat of TERROR attacks?!&#34;]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>50</video:duration>

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			<video:view_count>5</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-03-15</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[News]]></video:category>
								</video:video>
	</url>
		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5971/another-teacher-gets-yoinked-from-the-class-for-a-dumb-social-media-video/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-11</lastmod>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Another teacher gets yoinked from the class for a dumb social media video]]></image:caption>
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		<video:video>
			<video:thumbnail_loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5971/preview.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc>
			<video:title><![CDATA[Another teacher gets yoinked from the class for a dumb social media video]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[Isa Obradovich, a student at Miami University in Ohio who was teaching at a local school, says she was removed from the classroom after posting a video calling for a boycott of Wayfair for supplying beds to ICE and telling ICE to kill themselves.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>145</video:duration>

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			<video:view_count>3</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-03-15</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[Crazy]]></video:category>
								</video:video>
	</url>
		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5970/woman-records-herself-sitting-during-national-anthem-then-gets-lit-up/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-11</lastmod>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Woman records herself sitting during National Anthem, then GETS LIT UP]]></image:caption>
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			<video:thumbnail_loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5970/preview.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc>
			<video:title><![CDATA[Woman records herself sitting during National Anthem, then GETS LIT UP]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[A woman sporting fake eyelashes and a nose ring proudly shared a video of herself refusing to stand for the National Anthem, treating it like a badge of honor. Everyone on social media made fun of her so bad. What a clown.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>13</video:duration>

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			<video:view_count>1</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-03-16</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[Wild]]></video:category>
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	</url>
		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5969/jimmy-kimmel-has-tds-breakdown-during-oscars/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-11</lastmod>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Jimmy Kimmel has TDS breakdown during Oscars]]></image:caption>
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		<video:video>
			<video:thumbnail_loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5969/preview.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc>
			<video:title><![CDATA[Jimmy Kimmel has TDS breakdown during Oscars]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[At the Oscars, Jimmy Kimmel went after Donald and Melania Trump, seemingly because his career is on the decline and that’s all he focuses on these days. This is Trump Derangement Syndrome. What a loser.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>42</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>0.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>3</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-03-16</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[Culture]]></video:category>
								</video:video>
	</url>
		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5968/hidden-camera-catches-the-truth-about-j6/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-11</lastmod>
		<changefreq>daily</changefreq>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Hidden camera catches the truth about J6]]></image:caption>
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		<video:video>
			<video:thumbnail_loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5968/preview.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc>
			<video:title><![CDATA[Hidden camera catches the truth about J6]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[Hidden cameras captured former Michigan Senate Majority Leader Mike Shirkey claiming that January 6 was staged, alleging Mitch McConnell wanted chaos to help secure a Trump impeachment conviction for Pelosi and Schumer.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>133</video:duration>

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			<video:view_count>1</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-03-16</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[Wild]]></video:category>
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	</url>
		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5967/one-piece-actress-charithra-chandran-demands-ceasefire-in-gaza-then-she-finds-out/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-11</lastmod>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[‘One Piece’ actress Charithra Chandran demands ceasefire in Gaza, then she FINDS OUT]]></image:caption>
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			<video:thumbnail_loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5967/preview.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc>
			<video:title><![CDATA[‘One Piece’ actress Charithra Chandran demands ceasefire in Gaza, then she FINDS OUT]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[‘One Piece’ actress Charithra Chandran demands ceasefire in Gaza. OOPS. There's been a ceasefire for the past 6 months. “What we are demanding is a ceasefire in Gaza and I think I am so blessed to have a platform and this is the least I can do to use it.” Are all celebrities this stupid?]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>24</video:duration>

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			<video:view_count>3</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-03-16</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[Culture]]></video:category>
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	</url>
		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5966/ice-hating-chick-spills-coffee-all-over-during-her-revolution-dance/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-11</lastmod>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[ICE-hating chick spills coffee all over during her revolution dance]]></image:caption>
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			<video:thumbnail_loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5966/preview.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc>
			<video:title><![CDATA[ICE-hating chick spills coffee all over during her revolution dance]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[“You kidnap women and children, you’re all a disgrace,” said a liberal, so caught up in her anti-ICE dance that she knocked over her coffee. Is this how their so-called “revolution” begins?]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>60</video:duration>

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			<video:publication_date>2026-03-16</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[Culture]]></video:category>
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		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5965/democrats-release-three-illegal-aliens-caught-with-explosives/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-11</lastmod>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Democrats RELEASE three illegal aliens caught with explosives]]></image:caption>
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			<video:thumbnail_loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5965/preview.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc>
			<video:title><![CDATA[Democrats RELEASE three illegal aliens caught with explosives]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[Democrats have released three undocumented immigrants who were caught with Molotov cocktails in NYC. They weren’t even supposed to be here, committed additional crimes, and now they’re back on the streets. It seems like Democrats don’t care about Americans.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>29</video:duration>

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			<video:publication_date>2026-03-16</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[News]]></video:category>
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	</url>
		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5964/ca-city-buys-a-ramada-inn-for-the-homeless-then-the-ngo-scandal-started-immediately/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-11</lastmod>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[CA city buys a Ramada Inn for the homeless, then the NGO scandal started immediately]]></image:caption>
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			<video:thumbnail_loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5964/preview.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc>
			<video:title><![CDATA[CA city buys a Ramada Inn for the homeless, then the NGO scandal started immediately]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[The City of Los Angeles purchased a Ramada Inn for $10.2 million to provide housing for the homeless. They began funding an NGO to manage the project, but the building sat empty for four years, during which $20 million was allegedly spent, all for a facility intended to house just 32 people.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>123</video:duration>

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			<video:publication_date>2026-03-16</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[News]]></video:category>
								</video:video>
	</url>
		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5963/jane-fonda-becomes-bumbling-mess-during-interview-at-oscars/</loc>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Jane Fonda becomes bumbling mess during interview at Oscars]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[Jane Fonda becomes bumbling mess during interview at Oscars]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[Jane Fonda was a total disaster during an interview at the Oscars. She insisted on getting political and struggled with words. Jane Fonda has always been stupid.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>101</video:duration>

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		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5962/nicole-kidman-steps-on-the-back-of-devil-worshipping-celebrities/</loc>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Nicole Kidman steps on the back of devil worshipping celebrities]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[Nicole Kidman steps on the back of devil worshipping celebrities]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[Actress Nicole Kidman reveals she attended church before the Oscars. “Church in the morning… That’s what I do on a Sunday.”]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>77</video:duration>

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			<video:publication_date>2026-03-16</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[Culture]]></video:category>
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		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5961/home-health-nurse-wants-iran-to-take-out-trump/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-11</lastmod>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Home health nurse wants Iran to take out Trump]]></image:caption>
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			<video:thumbnail_loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5961/preview.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc>
			<video:title><![CDATA[Home health nurse wants Iran to take out Trump]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[Meet Shannon S. She wants Iran to take out Trump. Would you feel safe if she was your nurse?]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>39</video:duration>

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			<video:publication_date>2026-03-16</video:publication_date>
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	</url>
		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5960/trump-exposed-iran-s-ai-scam-and-fake-news-will-cry-about-it/</loc>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Trump exposed Iran’s AI scam and fake news will cry about it]]></image:caption>
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		<video:video>
			<video:thumbnail_loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5960/preview.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc>
			<video:title><![CDATA[Trump exposed Iran’s AI scam and fake news will cry about it]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[Trump: “They showed 250,000 people in a square crying over Khamenei, TOTAL AI-generated fake rally! Never happened. Media knew, but pushed it like they have massive support. They have ZERO support. FAKE!”]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>52</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>5.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>2</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-03-16</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[News]]></video:category>
								</video:video>
	</url>
		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5959/mamdani-gets-accosted-in-public-has-nothing-to-say/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-11</lastmod>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Mamdani gets accosted in public, has nothing to say]]></image:caption>
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		<video:video>
			<video:thumbnail_loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5959/preview.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc>
			<video:title><![CDATA[Mamdani gets accosted in public, has nothing to say]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[Mamdani is seen getting yelled at in public and he's speechless.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>40</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>0.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>2</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-03-16</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[News]]></video:category>
								</video:video>
	</url>
		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5958/olivia-rodrigo-has-everyone-s-attention/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-11</lastmod>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Olivia Rodrigo has everyone's attention]]></image:caption>
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		<video:video>
			<video:thumbnail_loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5958/preview.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc>
			<video:title><![CDATA[Olivia Rodrigo has everyone's attention]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[The cameraman may have understood the assignment.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>37</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>0.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>1</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-03-16</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[Wild]]></video:category>
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	</url>
		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5957/couldn-t-help-but-notice-what-the-shirt-says/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-11</lastmod>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Couldn't help but notice what the shirt says]]></image:caption>
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		<video:video>
			<video:thumbnail_loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5957/preview.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc>
			<video:title><![CDATA[Couldn't help but notice what the shirt says]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[Sir, this is a Wendy's.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>18</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>0.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>3</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-03-16</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[Wild]]></video:category>
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	</url>
		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5956/god-bless-the-american-troops/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-11</lastmod>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[GOD Bless the American Troops]]></image:caption>
		</image:image>
		<video:video>
			<video:thumbnail_loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5956/preview.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc>
			<video:title><![CDATA[GOD Bless the American Troops]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[They deserve the best!]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>37</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>0.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>2</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-03-16</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[Wild]]></video:category>
								</video:video>
	</url>
		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5955/trump-torches-useless-ilhan-omar-puts-her-under-investigation/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-11</lastmod>
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			<image:loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5955/preview.jpg</image:loc>
			<image:caption><![CDATA[Trump torches useless Ilhan Omar, puts her under investigation]]></image:caption>
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		<video:video>
			<video:thumbnail_loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5955/preview.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc>
			<video:title><![CDATA[Trump torches useless Ilhan Omar, puts her under investigation]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[Trump claimed that Ilhan Omar is the ringleader and accused her of marrying her brother, suggesting there’s a lot of documentation proving she’s here illegally. He told his team to take action as he appointed JD Vance as Fraud Czar. According to him, Omar might be heading to Somalia and should bring her fraudulent friends with her.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>77</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>0.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>1</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-03-16</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[News]]></video:category>
								</video:video>
	</url>
		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5954/welp-here-s-jasmine-crockett-s-security-guard-getting-blasted-by-police/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-11</lastmod>
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		<priority>0.8</priority>
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			<image:loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5954/preview.jpg</image:loc>
			<image:caption><![CDATA[Welp, here's Jasmine Crockett's security guard getting blasted by police]]></image:caption>
		</image:image>
		<video:video>
			<video:thumbnail_loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5954/preview.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc>
			<video:title><![CDATA[Welp, here's Jasmine Crockett's security guard getting blasted by police]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[Dallas police have released bodycam footage of the fatal shooting of Jasmine Crockett’s security guard in a hospital garage. Diamon Robinson, also known as Mike King, was shot and killed by officers in the Children’s Hospital parking garage. Robinson had worked as a security guard for the Democratic representative and had a criminal history.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>190</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>0.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>0</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-03-16</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[Crazy]]></video:category>
								</video:video>
	</url>
		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5953/vance-exposed-democrats-stealing-resources-from-autistic-kids/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-11</lastmod>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Vance exposed Democrats stealing resources from autistic kids]]></image:caption>
		</image:image>
		<video:video>
			<video:thumbnail_loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5953/preview.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc>
			<video:title><![CDATA[Vance exposed Democrats stealing resources from autistic kids]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[JD Vance claimed that Democrats were taking resources from children with genuine autism and giving them to Somalis who didn’t have autism. He insisted it’s time to arrest Tim Walz for this, saying Walz knew what was happening.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>47</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>0.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>0</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-03-16</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[News]]></video:category>
								</video:video>
	</url>
		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5952/katrina-wants-iran-to-assassinate-trump-and-republicans/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-11</lastmod>
		<changefreq>daily</changefreq>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Katrina wants Iran to assassinate Trump and Republicans]]></image:caption>
		</image:image>
		<video:video>
			<video:thumbnail_loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5952/preview.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc>
			<video:title><![CDATA[Katrina wants Iran to assassinate Trump and Republicans]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[Meet Katrina, who allegedly works for Guthrie Clinic in New York. She shared a video urging Iran to assassinate Trump and Republicans by targeting the White House and Mar-a-Lago.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>82</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>0.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>0</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-03-16</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[Wild]]></video:category>
								</video:video>
	</url>
		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5951/vance-rips-reporter/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-11</lastmod>
		<changefreq>daily</changefreq>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Vance rips reporter]]></image:caption>
		</image:image>
		<video:video>
			<video:thumbnail_loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5951/preview.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc>
			<video:title><![CDATA[Vance rips reporter]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[JD Vance rips reporter who asked about his current position on the Iran war in an apparent attempt to drive a wedge between him and Trump. Reporter: &#34;Given your past skepticism of foreign adventurism, are you completely on board with the current war in Iran?&#34;]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>97</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>0.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>3</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-03-16</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[News]]></video:category>
								</video:video>
	</url>
		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5950/he-put-her-face-first-into-the-oven/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-11</lastmod>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[He put her face first into the oven]]></image:caption>
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		<video:video>
			<video:thumbnail_loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5950/preview.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc>
			<video:title><![CDATA[He put her face first into the oven]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[I never saw a woman hit her face on an oven while going in reverse.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>10</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>0.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>2</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-03-16</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[Crazy]]></video:category>
								</video:video>
	</url>
		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5949/spring-break-in-daytona-looks-like-wakanda-went-ghetto/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-11</lastmod>
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			<image:loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5949/preview.jpg</image:loc>
			<image:caption><![CDATA[Spring Break in Daytona looks like Wakanda went ghetto]]></image:caption>
		</image:image>
		<video:video>
			<video:thumbnail_loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5949/preview.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc>
			<video:title><![CDATA[Spring Break in Daytona looks like Wakanda went ghetto]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[Spring Break 2026 in Daytona Beach. They ruined the beach!]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>29</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>0.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>2</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-03-16</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[Crazy]]></video:category>
								</video:video>
	</url>
		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5948/mike-lee-the-fuse-is-lit-on-the-save-america-act/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-11</lastmod>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Mike Lee: The fuse is lit on the SAVE America Act]]></image:caption>
		</image:image>
		<video:video>
			<video:thumbnail_loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5948/preview.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc>
			<video:title><![CDATA[Mike Lee: The fuse is lit on the SAVE America Act]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[The fuse is lit We’re turning to the SAVE America Act tomorrow There can be no turning back No zombie filibusters Once we’re on the bill, we shouldn’t recess—even for the weekend—until this is done Trump agrees Proof of citizenship and voter ID must become law.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>44</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>0.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>4</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-03-16</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[News]]></video:category>
								</video:video>
	</url>
		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5947/trump-girl-has-a-major-message-for-those-ready-to-listen/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-11</lastmod>
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			<image:loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5947/preview.jpg</image:loc>
			<image:caption><![CDATA[Trump girl has a major message for those ready to listen]]></image:caption>
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		<video:video>
			<video:thumbnail_loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5947/preview.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc>
			<video:title><![CDATA[Trump girl has a major message for those ready to listen]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[So in other words, they're nuts.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>213</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>0.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>5</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-03-16</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[Culture]]></video:category>
								</video:video>
	</url>
		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5946/she-thinks-hanging-out-with-woke-people-is-exhausting/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-11</lastmod>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[She thinks hanging out with “woke” people is exhausting]]></image:caption>
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			<video:thumbnail_loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5946/preview.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc>
			<video:title><![CDATA[She thinks hanging out with “woke” people is exhausting]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[yeah, duh.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>29</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>0.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>2</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-03-16</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[Wild]]></video:category>
								</video:video>
	</url>
		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5945/redneck-fight-club-is-going-as-expected/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-11</lastmod>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Redneck fight club is going as expected]]></image:caption>
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		<video:video>
			<video:thumbnail_loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5945/preview.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc>
			<video:title><![CDATA[Redneck fight club is going as expected]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[Pour out the moonshine.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>73</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>0.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>2</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-03-16</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[Crazy]]></video:category>
								</video:video>
	</url>
		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5944/thug-tried-stealing-car-from-elderly-woman-then-he-found-out/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-11</lastmod>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Thug tried stealing car from elderly woman, then he FOUND OUT]]></image:caption>
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			<video:thumbnail_loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5944/preview.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc>
			<video:title><![CDATA[Thug tried stealing car from elderly woman, then he FOUND OUT]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[A man tried to steal a car from an 80-year-old woman, but she wasn’t having it, saying, “Ain’t nobody got time for that!” He barely managed to walk away, though it’s going to leave a mark, and word is his friends are now calling him Twisty.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>14</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>5.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>8</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-03-16</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[Crazy]]></video:category>
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		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5943/i-did-not-expect-this-at-all/</loc>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[I did not expect this at all]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[I did not expect this at all]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>42</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>2.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>3</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-03-17</video:publication_date>
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	</url>
		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5942/tornado-project-gone-wrong/</loc>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Tornado project gone wrong]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[Tornado project gone wrong]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>89</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>3.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>2</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-03-17</video:publication_date>
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		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5941/shiny-silver-outfit/</loc>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Shiny silver outfit]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[Shiny silver outfit]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>25</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>3.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>3</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-03-17</video:publication_date>
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	</url>
		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5940/tiny-string-bikini/</loc>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Tiny string bikini]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[Tiny string bikini]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>8</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>5.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>6</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-03-17</video:publication_date>
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	</url>
		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5939/pretty-in-pink-playing-pool/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-11</lastmod>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Pretty in Pink playing pool]]></image:caption>
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			<video:thumbnail_loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5939/preview.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc>
			<video:title><![CDATA[Pretty in Pink playing pool]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>12</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>4.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>3</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-03-17</video:publication_date>
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	</url>
		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5938/woman-identifies-as-dog-then-gets-attacked-by-one/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-11</lastmod>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Woman identifies as dog, then gets attacked by one]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[Woman identifies as dog, then gets attacked by one]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[Well, didn't see this coming. Did we?]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>12</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>0.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>5</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-03-17</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[Crazy]]></video:category>
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		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5937/starbucks-protesters-fa-and-fo/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-11</lastmod>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Starbucks protesters FA and FO]]></image:caption>
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			<video:thumbnail_loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5937/preview.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc>
			<video:title><![CDATA[Starbucks protesters FA and FO]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[The Starbucks workers went on strike but had to call it off when they couldn’t afford to keep going. Soon after, it was announced that the store would be closing. Now, none of the workers who participated in the strike are eligible to transfer to other Starbucks locations.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>25</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>0.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>3</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-03-17</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[Culture]]></video:category>
								</video:video>
	</url>
		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5936/thug-attacks-someone-during-basketball-game/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-11</lastmod>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Thug attacks someone during basketball game]]></image:caption>
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			<video:thumbnail_loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5936/preview.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc>
			<video:title><![CDATA[Thug attacks someone during basketball game]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[What a scumbag.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>28</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>0.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>2</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-03-17</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[Crazy]]></video:category>
								</video:video>
	</url>
		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5935/always-remember-somebody-out-there-has-it-worse-than-you/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-11</lastmod>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Always remember. Somebody out there has it worse than you]]></image:caption>
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			<video:thumbnail_loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5935/preview.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc>
			<video:title><![CDATA[Always remember. Somebody out there has it worse than you]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[Always appreciate what you have!]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>10</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>0.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>5</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-03-17</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[Crazy]]></video:category>
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	</url>
		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5934/republicans-better-grow-a-pair-or-we-are-doomed/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-11</lastmod>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Republicans better grow a pair or we are doomed]]></image:caption>
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			<video:thumbnail_loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5934/preview.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc>
			<video:title><![CDATA[Republicans better grow a pair or we are doomed]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[Several Republican Senators might be planning a “floor takeover” tomorrow to force a talking filibuster, making Democrats speak against the bill. I’m all for it—let’s do it and take over the floor! If they can’t get the Save Act passed, then they’re spineless and should be primaried.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>40</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>0.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>0</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-03-17</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[News]]></video:category>
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		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5933/spot-the-difference/</loc>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Spot the difference!]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[Spot the difference!]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[Why?]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>41</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>0.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>3</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-03-17</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[Crazy]]></video:category>
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		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5932/bully-gets-slapped-into-next-week/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-11</lastmod>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Bully gets SLAPPED into next week]]></image:caption>
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			<video:thumbnail_loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5932/preview.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc>
			<video:title><![CDATA[Bully gets SLAPPED into next week]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[An English woman, fed up with the relentless harassment, snaps and shouts, “Get the fuck out of my bag!” before slapping her. It’s the only way they seem to understand.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>16</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>0.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>4</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-03-17</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[Crazy]]></video:category>
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		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5931/tim-walz-got-elected-in-2018-then-fraud-exploded-5-616/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-11</lastmod>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Tim Walz got elected in 2018, then fraud exploded 5,616%]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[Tim Walz got elected in 2018, then fraud exploded 5,616%]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[After Tim Walz was elected in 2018, Medicaid fraud reportedly soared, jumping from $6 million to $343 million, a staggering 5,616.67% increase. It’s hard to believe the Walz administration wasn’t aware of this. He should be investigated and held accountable.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>106</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>5.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>4</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-03-17</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[News]]></video:category>
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		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5930/gavin-newsom-is-gonna-hate-this-guy-by-the-end-of-the-week/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-11</lastmod>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Gavin Newsom is gonna hate this guy by the end of the week]]></image:caption>
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			<video:thumbnail_loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5930/preview.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc>
			<video:title><![CDATA[Gavin Newsom is gonna hate this guy by the end of the week]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[Gavin Newsom is reportedly in panic mode after Nick Shirley’s California fraud exposé, “Daycares,” went viral with millions of views. The video highlights one-bedroom apartments allegedly claiming to house eight kids, sparking accusations of widespread fraud and suggestions that Newsom is complicit.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>113</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>0.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>1</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-03-17</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[News]]></video:category>
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		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5929/trailer-park-beat-the-crap-out-of-alleged-pedophile/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-11</lastmod>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Trailer park beat the crap out of alleged pedophile]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[Trailer park beat the crap out of alleged pedophile]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[This is how the trailer park handles pedophiles.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>38</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>0.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>2</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-03-17</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[Crazy]]></video:category>
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		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5928/called-the-cops-over-a-political-sticker-then-got-stiffed/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-11</lastmod>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Called the cops over a political sticker, then got stiffed]]></image:caption>
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			<video:thumbnail_loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5928/preview.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc>
			<video:title><![CDATA[Called the cops over a political sticker, then got stiffed]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[Imagine calling the cops over a parked vehicle with a political sticker. Apparently, a manager at Berry Fresh called the police because a customer’s motorhome had a Trump wrap. The man was just sitting there enjoying his breakfast when officers arrived and couldn’t have cared less.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>66</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>0.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>1</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-03-17</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[Crazy]]></video:category>
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	</url>
		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5927/just-give-him-your-freaking-license-and-it-won-t-escalate/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-11</lastmod>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Just give him your freaking license and it won't escalate!]]></image:caption>
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			<video:thumbnail_loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5927/preview.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc>
			<video:title><![CDATA[Just give him your freaking license and it won't escalate!]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[Just hand over your license already! No need to make things harder and blow it out of proportion.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>158</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>5.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>5</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-03-17</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[Crazy]]></video:category>
								</video:video>
	</url>
		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5926/steve-forbes-blasts-ilhan-omar-for-money-laundering/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-11</lastmod>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Steve Forbes blasts Ilhan Omar for money laundering]]></image:caption>
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		<video:video>
			<video:thumbnail_loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5926/preview.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc>
			<video:title><![CDATA[Steve Forbes blasts Ilhan Omar for money laundering]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[Steve Forbes, chairman and editor-in-chief of Forbes, claims that Ilhan Omar and her husband are involved in a money laundering scheme.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>187</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>0.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>1</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-03-17</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[News]]></video:category>
								</video:video>
	</url>
		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5925/cop-hating-blm-lady-tanzanika-ruffin-indicted-for-wire-fraud/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-11</lastmod>
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			<image:loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5925/preview.jpg</image:loc>
			<image:caption><![CDATA[Cop-hating BLM lady Tanzanika Ruffin INDICTED FOR WIRE FRAUD]]></image:caption>
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			<video:thumbnail_loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5925/preview.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc>
			<video:title><![CDATA[Cop-hating BLM lady Tanzanika Ruffin INDICTED FOR WIRE FRAUD]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[Another attorney in New Orleans, known for supporting Black Lives Matter and opposing the police, has been indicted for wire fraud, accused of stealing over $250,000. Tanzanika Ruffin allegedly used the money for lavish vacations, hair extensions, food, and jewelry. Some people are just unbelievable scumbags.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>120</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>5.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>1</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-03-17</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[News]]></video:category>
								</video:video>
	</url>
		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5924/thug-knocks-out-school-crossing-guard-just-outside-philly/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-11</lastmod>
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			<image:loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5924/preview.jpg</image:loc>
			<image:caption><![CDATA[Thug knocks out school crossing guard just outside Philly]]></image:caption>
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		<video:video>
			<video:thumbnail_loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5924/preview.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc>
			<video:title><![CDATA[Thug knocks out school crossing guard just outside Philly]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[A man punched and knocked out a school crossing guard after becoming impatient while waiting for children who had just gotten off the school bus to cross the street. The incident occurred outside Walnut Street Elementary School in Darby, PA. According to police, the driver got out of his car and hit the guard. What a scumbag.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>53</video:duration>

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			<video:view_count>3</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-03-17</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[Crazy]]></video:category>
								</video:video>
	</url>
		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5923/miserable-murkowski-won-t-support-the-save-act/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-11</lastmod>
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			<image:loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5923/preview.jpg</image:loc>
			<image:caption><![CDATA[Miserable Murkowski won't support the SAVE ACT]]></image:caption>
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		<video:video>
			<video:thumbnail_loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5923/preview.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc>
			<video:title><![CDATA[Miserable Murkowski won't support the SAVE ACT]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[Sen. Lisa Murkowski (R-AK) was the only Republican to vote &#34;nay&#34; on the SAVE America Act test vote. Primary her as soon as possible!]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>28</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>0.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>3</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-03-17</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[News]]></video:category>
								</video:video>
	</url>
		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5922/how-is-ted-lieu-this-delusional/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-11</lastmod>
		<changefreq>daily</changefreq>
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			<image:loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5922/preview.jpg</image:loc>
			<image:caption><![CDATA[How is Ted Lieu this delusional?]]></image:caption>
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		<video:video>
			<video:thumbnail_loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5922/preview.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc>
			<video:title><![CDATA[How is Ted Lieu this delusional?]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[Ted Lieu was asked: If illegals aren’t voting, then why are Democrats so scared of ICE at polling places? His response: “People with guns around a polling place would be intimidating to lots of Americans.”&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;No they wouldn't. There's sometimes cops at them and no one cares.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The only people who are against this are Democrats who support cheating in elections.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>47</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>0.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>0</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-03-17</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[News]]></video:category>
								</video:video>
	</url>
		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5921/bob-iger-ceo-of-disney-is-taking-a-hike-but-here-s-elon-with-a-nice-message/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-11</lastmod>
		<changefreq>daily</changefreq>
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			<image:loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5921/preview.jpg</image:loc>
			<image:caption><![CDATA[Bob Iger CEO of Disney is taking a hike, but here's Elon with a nice message]]></image:caption>
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			<video:thumbnail_loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5921/preview.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc>
			<video:title><![CDATA[Bob Iger CEO of Disney is taking a hike, but here's Elon with a nice message]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[Bob Iger, CEO of Disney, is stepping down tomorrow. Throwback to when Elon publicly told him off after he allegedly tried to blackmail X with advertising.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>23</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>0.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>0</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-03-17</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[Crazy]]></video:category>
								</video:video>
	</url>
		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5920/multiple-president-had-issues-with-iran-but-all-of-a-sudden-trump-is-the-problem/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-11</lastmod>
		<changefreq>daily</changefreq>
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			<image:loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5920/preview.jpg</image:loc>
			<image:caption><![CDATA[Multiple president had issues with Iran, but all of a sudden Trump is the problem?]]></image:caption>
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		<video:video>
			<video:thumbnail_loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5920/preview.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc>
			<video:title><![CDATA[Multiple president had issues with Iran, but all of a sudden Trump is the problem?]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[Clinton, Bush, Obama, Biden all agreed Iran is a threat and must be stopped from getting nukes, but now Trump is the problem. Democrats are ruined by TDS. They hate America.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>49</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>0.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>1</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-03-17</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[News]]></video:category>
								</video:video>
	</url>
		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5919/utah-woman-who-wrote-a-book-about-grief-after-her-husband-died-found-guilty-of-killing-him/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-11</lastmod>
		<changefreq>daily</changefreq>
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			<image:loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5919/preview.jpg</image:loc>
			<image:caption><![CDATA[Utah woman who wrote a book about grief after her husband died, found guilty of KILLING HIM]]></image:caption>
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			<video:thumbnail_loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5919/preview.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc>
			<video:title><![CDATA[Utah woman who wrote a book about grief after her husband died, found guilty of KILLING HIM]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[Utah woman who wrote a book about grief after her husband died has been found guilty of murdering him. According to prosecutors, Kouri Richins put 5x the lethal dose of the synthetic opioid into a cocktail that her husband Eric Richins drank. So basically, murder. Report by Collin Rugg.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>109</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>5.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>1</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-03-17</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[Crazy]]></video:category>
								</video:video>
	</url>
		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5918/what-the-heck-happened-here/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-11</lastmod>
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		<priority>0.8</priority>
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			<image:loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5918/preview.jpg</image:loc>
			<image:caption><![CDATA[What the heck happened here?]]></image:caption>
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		<video:video>
			<video:thumbnail_loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5918/preview.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc>
			<video:title><![CDATA[What the heck happened here?]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[Insanity. Is she ok?]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>19</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>0.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>4</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-03-17</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[Crazy]]></video:category>
								</video:video>
	</url>
		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5917/undercover-reporter-got-bribed-by-democrats-to-sign-petition/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-11</lastmod>
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			<image:loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5917/preview.jpg</image:loc>
			<image:caption><![CDATA[Undercover reporter got BRIBED by Democrats to sign petition]]></image:caption>
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		<video:video>
			<video:thumbnail_loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5917/preview.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc>
			<video:title><![CDATA[Undercover reporter got BRIBED by Democrats to sign petition]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[California Elections Fraud Cash for Ballots Part I: Homeless individuals allegedly bribed with cash and drugs in exchange for registering to vote and signing election petitions, caught on tape during an undercover operation on Skid Row in California. “You can just put Pinocchio Lane.” Some California NGOs are accused of encouraging fake information and widespread nonsense.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>1690</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>0.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>0</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-03-17</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[News]]></video:category>
								</video:video>
	</url>
		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5916/democrat-challenger-s-sick-videos-resurface/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-11</lastmod>
		<changefreq>daily</changefreq>
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			<image:loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5916/preview.jpg</image:loc>
			<image:caption><![CDATA[Democrat challenger's sick videos resurface]]></image:caption>
		</image:image>
		<video:video>
			<video:thumbnail_loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5916/preview.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc>
			<video:title><![CDATA[Democrat challenger's sick videos resurface]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[Democrat challenger in Texas House race once played a pervert in a music video where he was depicted m*sterbating, according to the New York Post. Dem primary winner, Bobby Pulido, is facing Republican Rep. Monica De La Cruz in Texas' 15th Congressional District race.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>96</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>0.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>1</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-03-17</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[News]]></video:category>
								</video:video>
	</url>
		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5915/the-only-way-to-play-pool/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-11</lastmod>
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			<image:loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5915/preview.jpg</image:loc>
			<image:caption><![CDATA[The only way to play pool]]></image:caption>
		</image:image>
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			<video:thumbnail_loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5915/preview.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc>
			<video:title><![CDATA[The only way to play pool]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[Slip it right in there.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>11</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>0.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>1</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-03-17</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[Hotness]]></video:category>
								</video:video>
	</url>
		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5914/when-the-dress-fits-perfectly/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-11</lastmod>
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			<image:loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5914/preview.jpg</image:loc>
			<image:caption><![CDATA[When the dress fits perfectly]]></image:caption>
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		<video:video>
			<video:thumbnail_loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5914/preview.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc>
			<video:title><![CDATA[When the dress fits perfectly]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[Yep, that's a good outfit for sure.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>10</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>0.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>1</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-03-18</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[Hotness]]></video:category>
								</video:video>
	</url>
		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5913/her-eyes-are-up-there-but-mine-are-somewhere-else/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-11</lastmod>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Her eyes are up there, but mine are somewhere else]]></image:caption>
		</image:image>
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			<video:thumbnail_loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5913/preview.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc>
			<video:title><![CDATA[Her eyes are up there, but mine are somewhere else]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[Nice rack.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>53</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>0.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>2</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-03-18</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[Hotness]]></video:category>
								</video:video>
	</url>
		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5912/most-popular-food-place-in-thailand/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-11</lastmod>
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			<image:loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5912/preview.jpg</image:loc>
			<image:caption><![CDATA[Most popular food place in Thailand]]></image:caption>
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			<video:thumbnail_loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5912/preview.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc>
			<video:title><![CDATA[Most popular food place in Thailand]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[It is definitely for the food.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>60</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>0.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>2</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-03-18</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[Hotness]]></video:category>
								</video:video>
	</url>
		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5911/we-re-gonna-need-a-bigger-boat/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-11</lastmod>
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			<image:loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5911/preview.jpg</image:loc>
			<image:caption><![CDATA[We're gonna need a bigger boat]]></image:caption>
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			<video:thumbnail_loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5911/preview.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc>
			<video:title><![CDATA[We're gonna need a bigger boat]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[She has cannons that would be banned in war]]></video:description>
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			<video:description><![CDATA[Well now...]]></video:description>
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			<video:description><![CDATA[In 2021, Democrats required Americans to show proof of vaccination to enter bars, restaurants, fitness centers, and entertainment venues. Now, these same politicians claim that requiring an ID to vote amounts to “suppression.”]]></video:description>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[Kamala accused of being drunk with a drag queen]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[While President Trump is dealing with Venezuela, Iran, and Cuba, Kamala looks drunk while she is hanging out with drag queen Kamala impersonators.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>99</video:duration>

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			<video:publication_date>2026-03-18</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[News]]></video:category>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Roseanne Barr says Trump is up to something much bigger]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[Roseanne Barr says Trump is up to something much bigger]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[Roseanne Barr claims Trump is actually disrupting the hidden global cabal network tied to BRITISH power, who are behind the Big Banks and war profiteering.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>106</video:duration>

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			<video:publication_date>2026-03-18</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[Wild]]></video:category>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Gonna need another bigger boat]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[Gonna need another bigger boat]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[Her anchors are floating.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>35</video:duration>

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			<video:view_count>4</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-03-18</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[Hotness]]></video:category>
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		<lastmod>2026-05-11</lastmod>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[When the preschool teacher talks about fake pronouns]]></image:caption>
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			<video:thumbnail_loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5891/preview.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc>
			<video:title><![CDATA[When the preschool teacher talks about fake pronouns]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[Don't let this near your friends or family.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>11</video:duration>

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			<video:publication_date>2026-03-18</video:publication_date>
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		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5890/democrats-let-illegals-break-into-the-country-then-gave-them-taxpayer-funded-services-for-it/</loc>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Democrats let illegals break into the country, then gave them taxpayer-funded services for it]]></image:caption>
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		<video:video>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[Democrats let illegals break into the country, then gave them taxpayer-funded services for it]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[Entering this country illegally is already a crime. Then, to turn taxpayer-funded programs into vehicles for fraud is even worse. The Deporting Fraudsters Act ensures those who steal from taxpayers are deported. Republicans are putting the American people first.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>131</video:duration>

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			<video:publication_date>2026-03-18</video:publication_date>
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		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5889/ice-made-tsa-great-again/</loc>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[ICE made TSA Great Again]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[ICE made TSA Great Again]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[Thank you for clearing out a Florida airport, TSA looks great now.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>20</video:duration>

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			<video:view_count>5</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-03-24</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[News]]></video:category>
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		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5888/senator-chris-murphy-admits-democrats-don-t-care-about-americans/</loc>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Senator Chris Murphy admits Democrats don't care about Americans]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[Senator Chris Murphy admits Democrats don't care about Americans]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[Senator Chris Murphy (D): &#34;The people we care about most, the undocumented.&#34;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;He then admits that their strategy for over 30 years has been to make them citizens. This is what a cheater would say.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>28</video:duration>

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			<video:view_count>4</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-03-24</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[News]]></video:category>
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		<url>
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		<lastmod>2026-05-11</lastmod>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[Homan drops Pritzker like a bad habit]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[Why do you think Governor Pritzker is so adamant against you and ICE?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Homan: &#34;Because they hate Trump more than they love the residents of Chicago.&#34;]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>39</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>0.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>6</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-03-24</video:publication_date>
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		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5886/perfect-example-of-a-this-can-t-be-real-moment/</loc>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Perfect example of a “this can’t be real” moment]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[Perfect example of a “this can’t be real” moment]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[One of those “this can’t be real” moments. Some guy perched himself smack on the hood of a car, refusing to budge, trapping the poor driver at an intersection. Before anyone even had time to dial the police, some random SUV driver had *had enough.*]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>41</video:duration>

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			<video:view_count>5</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-03-24</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[Crazy]]></video:category>
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		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5885/alina-habba-destroys-anti-american-democrats/</loc>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Alina Habba destroys Anti-American Democrats]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[Alina Habba destroys Anti-American Democrats]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[Democrats don't care about Americans.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>54</video:duration>

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			<video:view_count>5</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-03-24</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[News]]></video:category>
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		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5884/hakeem-jeffries-unknowingly-admits-the-quiet-part-out-loud/</loc>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Hakeem Jeffries unknowingly admits the quiet part out loud]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[Hakeem Jeffries unknowingly admits the quiet part out loud]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[This is what a cheater would say.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>47</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>0.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>6</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-03-24</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[News]]></video:category>
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		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5883/potus-makes-hilarious-joke-about-paper-clips-and-ice/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-11</lastmod>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[POTUS makes hilarious joke about paper clips and ICE]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[POTUS makes hilarious joke about paper clips and ICE]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[REPORTER: Whose idea was it to put ICE agents in the airports? POTUS: &#34;Mine... you know the story of the paper clip? 182 years ago, a man discovered the paper clip. It was so simple, and everybody that looked at it said, 'Why didn't I think of that?' ICE was my idea.&#34; What a goofy statement.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>42</video:duration>

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			<video:view_count>2</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-03-24</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[News]]></video:category>
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		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5882/feds-busted-another-one-this-time-in-san-francisco/</loc>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Feds busted another one, this time in San Francisco]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[Feds busted another one, this time in San Francisco]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[Federal agents arrested an undocumented immigrant in San Francisco this morning, while outraged Democrats demanded the agents’ names and badge numbers. This is exactly what I voted for. Enforcement is back, and the reactions are intense.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>103</video:duration>

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			<video:view_count>5</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-03-24</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[News]]></video:category>
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		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5881/girl-allegedly-killed-mcdonald-s-worker-for-putting-onions-on-her-burger/</loc>
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			<image:loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5881/preview.jpg</image:loc>
			<image:caption><![CDATA[Girl allegedly KILLED McDonald's worker for putting onions on her burger]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[Girl allegedly KILLED McDonald's worker for putting onions on her burger]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[A young girl allegedly attacked and killed a McDonald's employee after the worker accidentally added onions to her burger. Tragically, someone lost their life over what could have been a simple conversation about the order.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>99</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>0.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>5</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-03-24</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[Crazy]]></video:category>
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	</url>
		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5880/how-did-you-know-i-was-somali/</loc>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[How did you know I was Somali?]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[How did you know I was Somali?]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[How did you know I was Somali?- this video was made with a big forehead filter as a joke. But hey, it's not far from being true!]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>29</video:duration>

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			<video:view_count>4</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-03-24</video:publication_date>
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		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5879/rahel-solomon-quits-cnn-live-on-tv/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-11</lastmod>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[Rahel Solomon QUITS CNN LIVE ON TV]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[A message from Rahel Solomon... so yeah, she quits CNN on live TV and that's hilarious.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>54</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>0.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>7</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-03-24</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[News]]></video:category>
								</video:video>
	</url>
		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5878/reacher-star-alan-ritchson-s-body-cam-footage-shows-what-really-happened/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-11</lastmod>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Reacher star Alan Ritchson's body cam footage shows what really happened]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[Reacher star Alan Ritchson's body cam footage shows what really happened]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[Body cam footage of &#34;Reacher&#34; star Alan Ritchson’s altercation with his neighbor has been released. The neighbor seems to have provoked the incident by deliberately stepping in front of a moving motorcycle.]]></video:description>
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			<video:publication_date>2026-03-24</video:publication_date>
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			<video:publication_date>2026-03-24</video:publication_date>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[I didn't know Thailand was like this]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[I didn't know Thailand was like this]]></video:title>
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			<video:publication_date>2026-03-24</video:publication_date>
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		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5862/aggressive-woman-eats-pepper-spray-like-it-s-hot-sauce/</loc>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[Aggressive woman eats pepper spray like it's hot sauce]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[What are they fighting about this time?]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>78</video:duration>

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			<video:publication_date>2026-03-25</video:publication_date>
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		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5861/oil-change-ma-am-freaks-out-on-video/</loc>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Oil Change Ma'am freaks out on video]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[Oil Change Ma'am freaks out on video]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[In the video, a trans person told a coworker they weren’t strong enough to remove the oil plug. The customer then suggested she get another man to handle it, and suddenly everyone started overreacting. Honestly, I think it’s pretty funny.]]></video:description>
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							<video:category><![CDATA[Crazy]]></video:category>
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		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5860/philly-da-larry-krasner-threatens-ice-agents-at-the-airport/</loc>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Philly DA Larry Krasner THREATENS ICE agents at the airport]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[Philly DA Larry Krasner THREATENS ICE agents at the airport]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[Philly DA Larry Krasner allegedly threatened ICE agents at the airport, saying, “The president cannot pardon you. I will put you in handcuffs, and if necessary, I will put you in a jail cell.” Seriously? Krasner wants to arrest the good guys? How does that make any sense? Krasner is one of the worst people you can find in Philly. Completely corrupt and stands up for criminals instead of the good guys.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>70</video:duration>

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			<video:publication_date>2026-03-25</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[News]]></video:category>
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		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5859/rep-luna-calls-thune-a-liar/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-11</lastmod>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Rep. Luna calls Thune a LIAR]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[Rep. Luna calls Thune a LIAR]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[Rep. Luna straight-up called Thune a liar! Damn! John Thune must think we’re clueless, pushing some reconciliation fantasy for the SAVE Act like we don’t know the Byrd Rule or that it can’t pass that way. And now Rep. Luna just came right out and said it.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>58</video:duration>

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			<video:publication_date>2026-03-25</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[News]]></video:category>
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		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5858/girl-plows-her-car-into-group-of-people-then-finds-out/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-11</lastmod>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Girl plows her car into group of people, then FINDS OUT]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[Girl plows her car into group of people, then FINDS OUT]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[A 20-year-old girl alone, swarmed by a wild crowd and that's when ​Kaydence Carpenter plows her Tesla through 4 people injured.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>49</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>5.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>5</video:view_count>
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							<video:category><![CDATA[Crazy]]></video:category>
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		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5857/mexican-self-deports-then-comes-back-two-weeks-later-the-right-way/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-11</lastmod>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Mexican self-deports, then comes back TWO WEEKS LATER the right way]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[Mexican self-deports, then comes back TWO WEEKS LATER the right way]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[A Mexican man chose to self-deport in hopes of regaining legal status, only to be approved for permanent residency just two weeks later and reunite with his family. Great stuff!]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>33</video:duration>

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		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5856/bonehead-of-the-day-goodbye-america-hello-hawaii/</loc>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Bonehead of the Day: &#34;Goodbye America, hello Hawaii!&#34;]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[Bonehead of the Day: &#34;Goodbye America, hello Hawaii!&#34;]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[She actually said, &#34;Goodbye America, hello Hawaii!&#34; which makes me think she slept through every single geography class.]]></video:description>
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		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5855/i-m-painted-black-i-identify-as-black-brazil-congresswoman-bolsonaro/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-11</lastmod>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[I'm painted black. I identify as black. Brazil Congresswoman Bolsonaro]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[I'm painted black. I identify as black. Brazil Congresswoman Bolsonaro]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[I'm painted black. I identify as black. Brazil's Congresswoman Bolsonaro puts on blackface to mock trans ideology.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>234</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>0.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>16</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-03-25</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[News]]></video:category>
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		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5854/somali-scammers-caught-trying-to-cash-the-same-check-at-different-banks/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-11</lastmod>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Somali scammers caught trying to cash the same check at different banks]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[Somali scammers caught trying to cash the same check at different banks]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[A group of scammers from Somalia was caught red-handed after attempting to cash the same check at several bank branches. The woman involved is employed by Tim Walz.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>187</video:duration>

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			<video:publication_date>2026-03-25</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[News]]></video:category>
								</video:video>
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		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5853/doj-found-over-300-000-dead-voters/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-11</lastmod>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[DOJ found over 300,000 DEAD VOTERS]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[DOJ found over 300,000 DEAD VOTERS]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[The DOJ discovered over 300,000 dead voters during just a partial review of voter rolls, yet Democrats claimed this was impossible and never occurs.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>99</video:duration>

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			<video:publication_date>2026-03-25</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[News]]></video:category>
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		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5852/trump-makes-pearl-harbor-joke-that-has-everyone-laughing/</loc>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Trump makes Pearl Harbor joke that has everyone laughing]]></image:caption>
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			<video:thumbnail_loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5852/preview.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc>
			<video:title><![CDATA[Trump makes Pearl Harbor joke that has everyone laughing]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[Japanese Reporter: Why didn't you tell us before you struck Iran?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Trump: &#34;Why didn't you tell me about Pearl Harbor?&#34;]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>76</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>0.0</video:rating>
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			<video:publication_date>2026-03-25</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[News]]></video:category>
								</video:video>
	</url>
		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5851/spring-breakers-think-england-fought-france-in-the-civil-war/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-11</lastmod>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Spring breakers think England fought France in the CIVIL WAR]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[Spring breakers think England fought France in the CIVIL WAR]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[Some clueless spring breakers believe England fought France in the Civil War, the USA is a continent, Spain bombed Pearl Harbor, slavery ended in 1962, and 9/11 happened in 2012... yet they all know who performed at the halftime show and who Taylor Swift is engaged to!]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>62</video:duration>

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			<video:view_count>4</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-03-25</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[Wild]]></video:category>
								</video:video>
	</url>
		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5850/ilhan-omar-s-consulting-firm-might-be-a-billion-dollar-scam-report/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-11</lastmod>
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			<image:loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5850/preview.jpg</image:loc>
			<image:caption><![CDATA[Ilhan Omar's consulting firm might be a billion dollar scam: report]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[Ilhan Omar's consulting firm might be a billion dollar scam: report]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[Journalist Angela Rose looked into Minnesota Rep. Ilhan Omar’s consulting headquarters, which claimed to manage $60 billion in assets. She explored the building, checking every floor, but it didn’t seem to exist.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>246</video:duration>

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			<video:publication_date>2026-03-25</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[News]]></video:category>
								</video:video>
	</url>
		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5849/nitwit-hochul-begs-people-to-move-back-to-new-york/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-11</lastmod>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Nitwit Hochul begs people to move back to New York]]></image:caption>
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			<video:thumbnail_loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5849/preview.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc>
			<video:title><![CDATA[Nitwit Hochul begs people to move back to New York]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[Just two years after urging wealthy Republicans to hop on a bus to Florida, New York Governor Kathy Hochul is now asking affluent taxpayers living there to return to New York and contribute more in taxes. She says she needs “high net worth” individuals to write her checks to support what she calls New York’s needs.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>71</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>5.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>3</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-03-25</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[News]]></video:category>
								</video:video>
	</url>
		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5848/67-year-old-tesla-hating-karen-busted/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-11</lastmod>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[67-year-old Tesla-Hating Karen BUSTED]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[67-year-old Tesla-Hating Karen BUSTED]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[In Collettsville, North Carolina, 67-year-old Karen Cooke Lewis was arrested for scratching a Tesla Cybertruck using nails attached to a board. The truck’s owner said he had no idea who Karen was, adding, “We had all the craziness with Teslas when Elon was part of Doge...”]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>28</video:duration>

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			<video:publication_date>2026-03-25</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[Culture]]></video:category>
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		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5847/texas-roadhouse-brawl-caught-on-camera/</loc>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Texas Roadhouse brawl caught on camera]]></image:caption>
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		<video:video>
			<video:thumbnail_loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5847/preview.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc>
			<video:title><![CDATA[Texas Roadhouse brawl caught on camera]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[This is why we can't have nice things like free peanuts and soda refills.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>34</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>0.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>3</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-03-25</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[Crazy]]></video:category>
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		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5846/is-the-car-ok/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-11</lastmod>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Is the car OK?]]></image:caption>
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			<video:thumbnail_loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5846/preview.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc>
			<video:title><![CDATA[Is the car OK?]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[When you're a total dumbass riding bikes in front of cars for fun.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>12</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>0.0</video:rating>
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			<video:publication_date>2026-03-25</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[Crazy]]></video:category>
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		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5845/trump-wrecks-dems-after-illegal-kills-an-american-teenager/</loc>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Trump wrecks Dems after illegal kills an American teenager]]></image:caption>
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		<video:video>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[Trump wrecks Dems after illegal kills an American teenager]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[President Trump lashed out at Democrats over the death of 18-year-old Sheridan Gorman, who was tragically killed by an undocumented immigrant from Venezuela. Trump said, “On Thursday, a beloved 18-year-old college student named Sheridan Gorman was shot and killed.”]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>96</video:duration>

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			<video:publication_date>2026-03-25</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[News]]></video:category>
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		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5844/dude-blocking-traffic-gets-dealt-with/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-11</lastmod>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Dude blocking traffic gets DEALT WITH]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[Dude blocking traffic gets DEALT WITH]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[Just say you're dumb and get out of the road.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>42</video:duration>

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			<video:view_count>2</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-03-25</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[Crazy]]></video:category>
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		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5843/this-is-why-you-don-t-go-to-those-stupid-car-things/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-11</lastmod>
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			<image:loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5843/preview.jpg</image:loc>
			<image:caption><![CDATA[This is why you don't go to those stupid car things]]></image:caption>
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		<video:video>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[This is why you don't go to those stupid car things]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[Is he even alive after that?]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>17</video:duration>

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			<video:view_count>4</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-03-25</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[Crazy]]></video:category>
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		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5842/chicago-mayor-johnson-says-jailing-criminals-is-racist/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-11</lastmod>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Chicago Mayor Johnson says jailing criminals is RACIST]]></image:caption>
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		<video:video>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[Chicago Mayor Johnson says jailing criminals is RACIST]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[Chicago Mayor Johnson: “We cannot put people in jail anymore. It’s racist.”]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>13</video:duration>

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			<video:publication_date>2026-03-25</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[News]]></video:category>
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	</url>
		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5841/dei-baltimore-mayor-doubles-down-on-stupid/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-11</lastmod>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[DEI Baltimore Mayor doubles down on stupid]]></image:caption>
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		<video:video>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[DEI Baltimore Mayor doubles down on stupid]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[Baltimore Mayor: “White people use the term DEI hire because they don't have the courage to say the n-word.&#34;]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>108</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>5.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>2</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-03-25</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[News]]></video:category>
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	</url>
		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5840/make-the-kitchen-great-again/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-11</lastmod>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Make the Kitchen Great Again]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[Make the Kitchen Great Again]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[This woman reacts to all of the feminists saying that men just want women at home in the kitchen. &#34;When men say I just belong in the kitchen, yeah I do.&#34; &#34;Do you know how much I would give to just stay here all day?&#34; &#34;Make the kitchen great again.&#34;]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>41</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>0.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>3</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-03-25</video:publication_date>
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								</video:video>
	</url>
		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5839/father-beats-son-with-a-belt-on-instagram-live/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-11</lastmod>
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			<image:loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5839/preview.jpg</image:loc>
			<image:caption><![CDATA[Father beats son with a belt on Instagram LIVE]]></image:caption>
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		<video:video>
			<video:thumbnail_loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5839/preview.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc>
			<video:title><![CDATA[Father beats son with a belt on Instagram LIVE]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[This is why you don't talk back to your mama.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>108</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>0.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>2</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-03-25</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[Crazy]]></video:category>
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	</url>
		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5838/it-should-be-illegal-to-be-this-stupid/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-11</lastmod>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[It should be illegal to be this stupid]]></image:caption>
		</image:image>
		<video:video>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[It should be illegal to be this stupid]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[Please God, just send the meteor already.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>477</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>0.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>1</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-03-25</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[Wild]]></video:category>
								</video:video>
	</url>
		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5837/the-definition-of-dragged-is-right-here/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-11</lastmod>
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			<image:loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5837/preview.jpg</image:loc>
			<image:caption><![CDATA[The definition of DRAGGED is right here]]></image:caption>
		</image:image>
		<video:video>
			<video:thumbnail_loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5837/preview.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc>
			<video:title><![CDATA[The definition of DRAGGED is right here]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[This is how you go viral on WorldStarHipHop]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>85</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>0.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>3</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-03-25</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[Crazy]]></video:category>
								</video:video>
	</url>
		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5836/bull-rider-gets-jacked-up/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-11</lastmod>
		<changefreq>daily</changefreq>
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			<image:loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5836/preview.jpg</image:loc>
			<image:caption><![CDATA[Bull rider gets JACKED UP]]></image:caption>
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		<video:video>
			<video:thumbnail_loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5836/preview.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc>
			<video:title><![CDATA[Bull rider gets JACKED UP]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[Bruh... he coulda just stayed home for the day.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>21</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>0.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>2</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-03-25</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[Crazy]]></video:category>
								</video:video>
	</url>
		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5835/this-is-what-happens-when-you-don-t-care-about-your-kids/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-11</lastmod>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[This is what happens when you don't care about your kids]]></image:caption>
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			<video:thumbnail_loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5835/preview.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc>
			<video:title><![CDATA[This is what happens when you don't care about your kids]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[A condom could have prevented this.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>15</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>0.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>6</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-03-25</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[Wild]]></video:category>
								</video:video>
	</url>
		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5834/big-woman-acts-entitled-in-uber-driver-ain-t-having-it/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-11</lastmod>
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			<image:loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5834/preview.jpg</image:loc>
			<image:caption><![CDATA[Big woman acts entitled in Uber, driver ain't having it]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[Big woman acts entitled in Uber, driver ain't having it]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[Uber driver says NO eating in her car. This entitled cow keeps stuffing chips in her fat face, screaming 'my friend paid $50 so I do what I want!' Driver kicks her ass out. They’ll scream racist if you refuse them. Just drive past next time.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>66</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>0.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>4</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-03-25</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[Culture]]></video:category>
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	</url>
		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5833/judge-releases-12-year-old-accused-of-putting-rocks-in-girls-mouth-so-friend-can-rape-her/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-11</lastmod>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Judge RELEASES 12-year-old accused of putting rocks in girls mouth so friend can RAPE HER]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[Judge RELEASES 12-year-old accused of putting rocks in girls mouth so friend can RAPE HER]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[Judge RELEASES the 12-year-old accused of pinning a 12-year-old girl down and shoving rocks in her mouth so his friend could rape her. Miami-Dade Judge Richard Hersch is taking so much heat for this massive mistake as these kids should be behind bars.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>71</video:duration>

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			<video:view_count>2</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-03-25</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[Crazy]]></video:category>
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		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5832/border-czar-tom-homan-no-one-ever-talks-about-it-i-ll-talk-about-it/</loc>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Border Czar Tom Homan: “No one ever talks about it. I’ll talk about it.”]]></image:caption>
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			<video:thumbnail_loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5832/preview.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc>
			<video:title><![CDATA[Border Czar Tom Homan: “No one ever talks about it. I’ll talk about it.”]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[Border Czar Tom Homan: “No one ever talks about it. I’ll talk about it.” “Why did the Democrats release illegal aliens into the interior United States rather than put...&#34;]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>63</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>5.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>3</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-03-25</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[News]]></video:category>
								</video:video>
	</url>
		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5831/rep-lisa-mcclain-scolds-democrat-traitors/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-11</lastmod>
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			<image:loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5831/preview.jpg</image:loc>
			<image:caption><![CDATA[Rep. Lisa McClain scolds Democrat traitors]]></image:caption>
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			<video:thumbnail_loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5831/preview.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc>
			<video:title><![CDATA[Rep. Lisa McClain scolds Democrat traitors]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[Rep. Lisa McClain says about Democrat traitors in a mic drop moment: &#34;What if that was YOUR child?! Just think about that for a minute! As a mother it absolutely INFURIATES me because Democrats are REFUSING to put my children, our children....&#34;]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>54</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>0.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>3</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-03-25</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[News]]></video:category>
								</video:video>
	</url>
		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5830/motherless-and-fatherless-behavior/</loc>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Motherless and Fatherless behavior]]></image:caption>
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			<video:thumbnail_loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5830/preview.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc>
			<video:title><![CDATA[Motherless and Fatherless behavior]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[He licked his hand then slapped her. This kid is going places, like jail, jail, and more jail.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>57</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>0.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>2</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-03-25</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[Crazy]]></video:category>
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	</url>
		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5829/awww-shut-down-democrats-don-t-want-to-skip-a-paycheck-but-refuse-to-do-real-work/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-11</lastmod>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Awww shut down Democrats don't want to skip a paycheck, but refuse to do real work]]></image:caption>
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		<video:video>
			<video:thumbnail_loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5829/preview.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc>
			<video:title><![CDATA[Awww shut down Democrats don't want to skip a paycheck, but refuse to do real work]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[Sen. Rick Scott (R-FL) shared that a Senate Democrat admitted he wouldn’t want to go without pay during a government shutdown, as it would make it hard for him to cover his mortgage.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>35</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>5.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>3</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-03-25</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[News]]></video:category>
								</video:video>
	</url>
		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5828/when-someone-yells-slay-queen-i-always-think-of-this/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-11</lastmod>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[When someone yells SLAY QUEEN, I always think of this]]></image:caption>
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		<video:video>
			<video:thumbnail_loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5828/preview.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc>
			<video:title><![CDATA[When someone yells SLAY QUEEN, I always think of this]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[OK, just kidding, but seriously - what is going on here?]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>39</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>0.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>2</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-03-25</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[Wild]]></video:category>
								</video:video>
	</url>
		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5827/help-me-identify-what-s-in-this-video/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-11</lastmod>
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			<image:loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5827/preview.jpg</image:loc>
			<image:caption><![CDATA[Help me identify what's in this video]]></image:caption>
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		<video:video>
			<video:thumbnail_loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5827/preview.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc>
			<video:title><![CDATA[Help me identify what's in this video]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[Seriously folks. What is going on here?]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>57</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>0.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>4</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-03-25</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[Wild]]></video:category>
								</video:video>
	</url>
		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5826/when-the-ebt-junk-food-ban-just-hits-different/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-11</lastmod>
		<changefreq>daily</changefreq>
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			<image:loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5826/preview.jpg</image:loc>
			<image:caption><![CDATA[When the EBT junk food ban just hits different]]></image:caption>
		</image:image>
		<video:video>
			<video:thumbnail_loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5826/preview.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc>
			<video:title><![CDATA[When the EBT junk food ban just hits different]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[She points out that the EBT junk food ban is now in effect in Florida. At Walmart, she tries to buy a share-size bag of Reese’s peanut butter cups, but when she scans it, she’s shocked to see it marked as not covered. All her other groceries are free, except for the junk food.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>45</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>0.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>4</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-03-25</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[Culture]]></video:category>
								</video:video>
	</url>
		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5825/how-can-anyone-vote-democrat-after-this/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-11</lastmod>
		<changefreq>daily</changefreq>
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			<image:loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5825/preview.jpg</image:loc>
			<image:caption><![CDATA[HOW CAN ANYONE VOTE DEMOCRAT AFTER THIS?]]></image:caption>
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		<video:video>
			<video:thumbnail_loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5825/preview.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc>
			<video:title><![CDATA[HOW CAN ANYONE VOTE DEMOCRAT AFTER THIS?]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[The Democrats are destroying everything great about our country.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>67</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>0.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>3</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-03-25</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[News]]></video:category>
								</video:video>
	</url>
		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5824/i-hate-seeing-this-cringe-garbage-at-the-gym/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-11</lastmod>
		<changefreq>daily</changefreq>
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			<image:loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5824/preview.jpg</image:loc>
			<image:caption><![CDATA[I hate seeing this cringe garbage at the gym]]></image:caption>
		</image:image>
		<video:video>
			<video:thumbnail_loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5824/preview.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc>
			<video:title><![CDATA[I hate seeing this cringe garbage at the gym]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[If you're doing this at the gym, then you're a loser.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>24</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>0.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>7</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-03-25</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[Culture]]></video:category>
								</video:video>
	</url>
		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5823/pack-of-thugs-steal-water-meant-for-marathon-runners/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-11</lastmod>
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			<image:loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5823/preview.jpg</image:loc>
			<image:caption><![CDATA[Pack of thugs STEAL water meant for marathon runners]]></image:caption>
		</image:image>
		<video:video>
			<video:thumbnail_loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5823/preview.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc>
			<video:title><![CDATA[Pack of thugs STEAL water meant for marathon runners]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[Maybe diversity was a bad idea afterall.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>94</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>0.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>3</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-03-25</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[Wild]]></video:category>
								</video:video>
	</url>
		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5822/could-you-date-someone-with-tourette-syndrome/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-11</lastmod>
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			<image:loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5822/preview.jpg</image:loc>
			<image:caption><![CDATA[Could you date someone with Tourette syndrome?]]></image:caption>
		</image:image>
		<video:video>
			<video:thumbnail_loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5822/preview.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc>
			<video:title><![CDATA[Could you date someone with Tourette syndrome?]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[When you bring her home to meet the parents and she starts saying things like...]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>22</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>0.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>6</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-03-25</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[Culture]]></video:category>
								</video:video>
	</url>
		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5821/she-should-ve-kept-her-mouth-shut/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-11</lastmod>
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			<image:loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5821/preview.jpg</image:loc>
			<image:caption><![CDATA[She should've kept her mouth shut]]></image:caption>
		</image:image>
		<video:video>
			<video:thumbnail_loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5821/preview.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc>
			<video:title><![CDATA[She should've kept her mouth shut]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[She said one thing and it totally backfired in the worst possible way ever.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>14</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>5.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>8</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-03-25</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[Crazy]]></video:category>
								</video:video>
	</url>
		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5820/entitled-lady-wants-chinese-takeout-place-to-cater-to-her-gluten-allergy-she-finds-out/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-11</lastmod>
		<changefreq>daily</changefreq>
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			<image:loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5820/preview.jpg</image:loc>
			<image:caption><![CDATA[Entitled lady wants Chinese takeout place to cater to her gluten allergy. She finds out]]></image:caption>
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		<video:video>
			<video:thumbnail_loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5820/preview.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc>
			<video:title><![CDATA[Entitled lady wants Chinese takeout place to cater to her gluten allergy. She finds out]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[A woman asked a Chinese restaurant to scrub down their entire kitchen and woks just to prepare her one gluten-free meal. They refused, and she wasn’t happy about it. If your allergies are that sensitive and you’re that picky, it’s probably best to just eat at home. Problem solved.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>87</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>0.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>5</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-03-25</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[Wild]]></video:category>
								</video:video>
	</url>
		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5819/seditious-slotkin-should-be-ran-out-of-congress/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-11</lastmod>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA['Seditious' Slotkin should be ran out of Congress]]></image:caption>
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		<video:video>
			<video:thumbnail_loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5819/preview.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc>
			<video:title><![CDATA['Seditious' Slotkin should be ran out of Congress]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[Slotkin is supposedly behind that “seditious video.” I don’t think any former CIA employee should be allowed to serve in Congress. She appears to run her finger across her neck and says, “Let’s get the negotiators and lock ’em in a room.”]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>135</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>0.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>17</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-03-25</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[News]]></video:category>
								</video:video>
	</url>
		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5818/the-jack-smith-investigation-cost-taxpayers-over-35-million-and-was-based-on-a-scam/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-11</lastmod>
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			<image:loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5818/preview.jpg</image:loc>
			<image:caption><![CDATA[The Jack Smith Investigation cost taxpayers over $35 million and was based on a scam]]></image:caption>
		</image:image>
		<video:video>
			<video:thumbnail_loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5818/preview.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc>
			<video:title><![CDATA[The Jack Smith Investigation cost taxpayers over $35 million and was based on a scam]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[The Jack Smith investigation cost taxpayers over $35 million, with about 65% of that amount going toward salaries. It was all based on what’s claimed to be a scam targeting Republicans, and many believe Jack and his team profited from it through treason. Lock him up!]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>142</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>0.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>4</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-03-25</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[News]]></video:category>
								</video:video>
	</url>
		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5817/when-you-don-t-follow-directions-and-it-goes-really-wrong/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-11</lastmod>
		<changefreq>daily</changefreq>
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			<image:loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5817/preview.jpg</image:loc>
			<image:caption><![CDATA[When you don't follow directions and it goes REALLY WRONG]]></image:caption>
		</image:image>
		<video:video>
			<video:thumbnail_loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5817/preview.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc>
			<video:title><![CDATA[When you don't follow directions and it goes REALLY WRONG]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[Maybe next time learn how to measure your ingredients.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>32</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>0.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>4</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-03-25</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[Crazy]]></video:category>
								</video:video>
	</url>
		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5816/dude-beats-up-a-guy-who-bullied-his-son/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-11</lastmod>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Dude beats up a guy who bullied his son]]></image:caption>
		</image:image>
		<video:video>
			<video:thumbnail_loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5816/preview.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc>
			<video:title><![CDATA[Dude beats up a guy who bullied his son]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[We're not really sure the context of this video, but it certainly was a quick beating.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>15</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>0.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>3</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-03-25</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[Crazy]]></video:category>
								</video:video>
	</url>
		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5815/real-estate-attorney-bryan-mckenna-crying-after-getting-caught/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-11</lastmod>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Real estate attorney Bryan McKenna CRYING after getting CAUGHT]]></image:caption>
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			<video:thumbnail_loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5815/preview.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc>
			<video:title><![CDATA[Real estate attorney Bryan McKenna CRYING after getting CAUGHT]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[Real estate attorney Bryan McKenna broke down in court after being sentenced to up to six years in prison for stealing $4.4 million in COVID relief funds. He claims he spent the money on his CEO girlfriend and his son’s “mental health.”]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>102</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>5.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>4</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-03-25</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[Culture]]></video:category>
								</video:video>
	</url>
		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5814/teen-shoots-thug-beating-up-his-mom/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-11</lastmod>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Teen shoots THUG beating up his mom]]></image:caption>
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			<video:thumbnail_loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5814/preview.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc>
			<video:title><![CDATA[Teen shoots THUG beating up his mom]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[This was the moment when a 14-year-old boy fatally shot 32-year-old Jeremy Brown at a restaurant on Chicago's South Side. Brown was seen punching the boy's mother, Carlisha Hood. When bystanders didn’t step in, the boy took his mother’s firearm and fired.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>19</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>0.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>3</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-03-25</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[Crazy]]></video:category>
								</video:video>
	</url>
		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5813/mn-rep-krista-knudsen-reveals-who-turned-off-tracking-money-to-help-fraudsters/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-11</lastmod>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[MN Rep Krista Knudsen reveals who turned off tracking money to help fraudsters]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[MN Rep Krista Knudsen reveals who turned off tracking money to help fraudsters]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[Minnesota Rep. Krista Knudsen claims they recently discovered that the state turned off tracking for money sent overseas. It had been turned on for just two weeks, during which they saw a lot of money leaving, and then Democrats quickly shut off the tracking to let it continue.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>197</video:duration>

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			<video:view_count>3</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-03-26</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[News]]></video:category>
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		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5812/transgender-lawyer-freaks-out-on-cops-yells-i-can-t-breathe/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-11</lastmod>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Transgender lawyer FREAKS OUT on COPS, yells I CAN'T BREATHE]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[Transgender lawyer FREAKS OUT on COPS, yells I CAN'T BREATHE]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[A transgender woman lawyer berates the judge, plays the trans card, is found in contempt, resists arrest, shouts “I can’t breathe,” and calls for people to dial 911 while struggling with police. What a joke.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>397</video:duration>

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			<video:view_count>5</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-03-26</video:publication_date>
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		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5811/spanberger-doesn-t-seem-to-care-that-illegals-are-hurting-americans/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-11</lastmod>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Spanberger doesn't seem to care that illegals are hurting Americans]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[Spanberger doesn't seem to care that illegals are hurting Americans]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[Someone asked Virginia Gov. Abigail Spanberger what she would say to the family and children of Stephanie Minter, a Virginia mother murdered in Fairfax County. Minter’s accused killer is Abdul Jalloh, an illegal immigrant.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>44</video:duration>

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			<video:publication_date>2026-03-26</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[News]]></video:category>
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		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5810/guess-where-the-fraudsters-spent-the-stolen-tax-money/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-11</lastmod>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Guess where the fraudsters spent the stolen tax money?]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[Guess where the fraudsters spent the stolen tax money?]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[Wall Street Apes reports that money smuggled out of the Minneapolis airport by fraudsters has been traced to purchases including resorts in Kenya, apartment buildings in Nairobi, properties in Turkey, luxury homes, and luxury cars, with $790 million in American tax dollars sent from Minnesota overseas.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>87</video:duration>

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			<video:view_count>4</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-03-26</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[News]]></video:category>
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		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5809/detroit-woman-tries-lying-about-driving-car-during-zoom-court/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-11</lastmod>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Detroit woman tries LYING about driving car during ZOOM COURT]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[Detroit woman tries LYING about driving car during ZOOM COURT]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[A Detroit woman, clearly behind the wheel during a court Zoom call, tried to gaslight the judge by insisting she wasn’t driving. Judge: “You cannot be driving, ma’am.” Woman: “I’m not driving. I’m a passenger in a car...” Judge: “Am I crazy, or does it not look like you’re driving?”]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>149</video:duration>

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			<video:view_count>16</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-03-26</video:publication_date>
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		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5808/trump-fake-news-has-to-change-and-stop-being-propaganda/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-11</lastmod>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Trump: “Fake news has to change&#34; and stop being PROPAGANDA]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[Trump: “Fake news has to change&#34; and stop being PROPAGANDA]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[Trump: “Fake news has to change. When you can win in a landslide with 94% negative stories, there’s something seriously wrong with the media.”]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>40</video:duration>

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			<video:view_count>15</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-03-26</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[News]]></video:category>
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		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5807/she-went-full-ghetto-then-she-found-out/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-11</lastmod>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[She went FULL GHETTO, then she found out]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[She went FULL GHETTO, then she found out]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[Here's what NOT to do when you're in a store.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>24</video:duration>

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			<video:view_count>16</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-03-26</video:publication_date>
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		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5806/congresswoman-accused-of-stealing-5-million-in-fema-disaster-relief-funds/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-11</lastmod>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Congresswoman accused of stealing $5 million in FEMA disaster relief funds]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[Congresswoman accused of stealing $5 million in FEMA disaster relief funds]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[A U.S. congresswoman is set to face a House Ethics hearing tomorrow over allegations she stole $5 million in FEMA disaster relief funds, laundered the money through a family business, and used it to finance her campaign. She’s facing 15 federal charges with a possible 53-year sentence. When asked if Democrats would support her expulsion, Hakeem Jeffries responded, “Next question.” The congresswoman, Sheila Cherfilus-McCormick, a Democrat from Florida, remains in office. If a Republican were accused of this, it would dominate the news cycle.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>170</video:duration>

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			<video:view_count>16</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-03-26</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[News]]></video:category>
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	</url>
		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5805/officers-dealing-with-a-shoplifting-suspect-at-sephora/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-11</lastmod>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Officers dealing with a shoplifting suspect at Sephora]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[Officers dealing with a shoplifting suspect at Sephora]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[Officers have their hands full with a shoplifting suspect at Sephora. What could she possibly steal that would improve her appearance?]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>33</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>0.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>16</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-03-26</video:publication_date>
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		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5804/23yo-kamel-hawkins-shoves-man-in-to-oncoming-train-in-nyc/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-11</lastmod>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[23yo Kamel Hawkins shoves man in to oncoming train in NYC]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[23yo Kamel Hawkins shoves man in to oncoming train in NYC]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[Kamel Hawkins deserves to spend the rest of his life in prison for pushing a 45-year-old man in front of an oncoming train in NYC.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>13</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>0.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>15</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-03-26</video:publication_date>
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		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5803/virginia-allows-22-year-old-illegal-immigrant-men-to-enroll-in-high-school/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-11</lastmod>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Virginia allows 22-year-old illegal immigrant MEN to enroll in HIGH SCHOOL]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[Virginia allows 22-year-old illegal immigrant MEN to enroll in HIGH SCHOOL]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[Virginia is letting 22-year-old adult men, undocumented immigrants who don’t speak English, enroll in public high school alongside 14- and 15-year-old girls. Meanwhile, American students have to leave at 20, but undocumented students can stay until 22 without paying, thanks to Virginia Code.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>114</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>0.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>2</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-03-26</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[News]]></video:category>
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		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5802/trump-mocks-media-to-their-faces/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-11</lastmod>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Trump mocks media TO THEIR FACES]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[Trump mocks media TO THEIR FACES]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[President Trump delivered a sharp comeback to a reporter at the White House. REPORTER: “Why didn’t you invoke the 1977 law to impose tariffs during your first term?” TRUMP: “Because in my first term, I was busy fighting lunatics like you!”]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>76</video:duration>

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			<video:view_count>4</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-03-26</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[News]]></video:category>
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		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5801/international-olympic-committee-bans-transgenders/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-11</lastmod>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[International Olympic Committee BANS transgenders]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[International Olympic Committee BANS transgenders]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[The International Olympic Committee has officially banned biological men who identify as transgender women from competing in all-female sports. This is being celebrated by some as a common-sense win, with the view that there should be no men in women’s sports, and that supporting women’s rights means supporting this decision.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>37</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>5.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>4</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-03-26</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[Culture]]></video:category>
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	</url>
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		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5800/letitia-james-has-been-criminally-referred-to-the-doj/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-11</lastmod>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Letitia James has been CRIMINALLY REFERRED to the DOJ]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[Letitia James has been CRIMINALLY REFERRED to the DOJ]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[New York AG Letitia James has reportedly been criminally referred to the DOJ for prosecution over homeowner insurance fraud. Both locations where the referrals were sent are said to have long histories of sending politicians to prison. FHFA Director Bill Pulte led the charge, though Pulte himself has a questionable reputation. So, who knows what might happen next.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>88</video:duration>

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			<video:view_count>2</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-03-26</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[News]]></video:category>
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	</url>
		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5799/only-republican-candidate-drops-out-after-house-is-shot-up-and-no-one-arrested/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-11</lastmod>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Only Republican candidate drops out after house is shot up and no one arrested]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[Only Republican candidate drops out after house is shot up and no one arrested]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[The only Republican running for Mecklenburg County (Charlotte, NC) District 1 has dropped out of the race after no one was arrested for firing shots at his home while his wife and kids were inside. Local police confirmed the attack specifically targeted Aaron Marin. Bullet holes were found in trees, cars, the mailbox, and his child’s basketball hoop. Marin’s family was forced to leave their home, and he says they live in “constant fear,” with his kids no longer feeling safe playing outside. Yet no mainstream media outlets have covered this, sparking outrage over the silence.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>78</video:duration>

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			<video:view_count>3</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-03-26</video:publication_date>
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		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5798/bill-o-reilly-san-francisco-is-a-violent-third-world-illegal-alien-infested-drug-dystopia/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-11</lastmod>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Bill O’Reilly: San Francisco is a 'violent third-world, illegal alien–infested drug dystopia']]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[Bill O’Reilly: San Francisco is a 'violent third-world, illegal alien–infested drug dystopia']]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[Bill O’Reilly just returned from filming a special in San Francisco and described a violent third-world, illegal alien–infested drug dystopia and the Democrats are covering it up.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>113</video:duration>

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			<video:publication_date>2026-03-26</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[News]]></video:category>
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		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5797/new-yorker-heckles-zohran-mamdani-to-his-face/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-11</lastmod>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[New Yorker heckles Zohran Mamdani to his face]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[New Yorker heckles Zohran Mamdani to his face]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[A New Yorker confronted Zohran Mamdani over his wife’s controversial online posts, claiming, “She hates America, and she was born here! It’s all over social media, you can’t hide it!” The heckler also accused Mamdani, saying, “He is a Trojan horse. He hates America.”]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>32</video:duration>

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			<video:view_count>2</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-03-26</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[News]]></video:category>
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		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5796/guy-slaps-this-woman-who-tried-jumping-his-wife-at-tropicana-in-ac/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-11</lastmod>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Guy slaps this woman who tried jumping his wife at Tropicana in AC]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[Guy slaps this woman who tried jumping his wife at Tropicana in AC]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[A guy slapped a woman after she and others allegedly tried to jump his wife at the Tropicana in Atlantic City, New Jersey. What could have possibly led to this?]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>13</video:duration>

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			<video:view_count>4</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-03-26</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[Crazy]]></video:category>
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		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5795/woman-wants-elon-musk-to-get-the-blood-eagle-treatment/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-11</lastmod>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Woman wants Elon Musk to get the BLOOD EAGLE treatment]]></image:caption>
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			<video:thumbnail_loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5795/preview.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc>
			<video:title><![CDATA[Woman wants Elon Musk to get the BLOOD EAGLE treatment]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[A leftist woman claimed on live TV that Elon Musk deserves a “blood eagle.” That's an ancient Viking torture where the ribs are broken open and the lungs pulled out like wings. She believes he’s destroying the world. Whatever these people are watching is teaching them everything that is wrong. She's clueless.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>23</video:duration>

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			<video:publication_date>2026-03-26</video:publication_date>
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		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5794/md-lady-hires-roofing-company-with-illegals-then-calls-ice-when-they-re-done/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-11</lastmod>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[MD lady hires roofing company with illegals, then calls ICE when they're done]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[MD lady hires roofing company with illegals, then calls ICE when they're done]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[A woman in Cambridge, Maryland is going viral for hiring a roofing company she knew employed undocumented workers, then calling ICE after the job was finished. Agents arrived on the scene and arrested six Guatemalan workers from the crew.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>142</video:duration>

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			<video:view_count>4</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-03-26</video:publication_date>
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		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5793/mom-caught-raising-a-toddler-porch-pirate-on-door-cam/</loc>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Mom caught raising a toddler porch pirate on door cam]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[Mom caught raising a toddler porch pirate on door cam]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[A mother in Peachtree City, Georgia, was caught teaching her 3-year-old toddler to steal packages from people’s porches. Imagine raising a child to be a thief before they can even tie their own shoes... absolutely disgusting.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>22</video:duration>

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			<video:view_count>4</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-03-26</video:publication_date>
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		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5792/man-s-lawn-mower-explodes-out-of-nowhere/</loc>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Man’s lawn mower explodes out of nowhere]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[Man’s lawn mower explodes out of nowhere]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[A man’s lawn mower suddenly exploded out of nowhere.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>19</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>0.0</video:rating>
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			<video:publication_date>2026-03-26</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[Crazy]]></video:category>
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		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5791/girl-fights-back-stands-up-to-thug-bully/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-11</lastmod>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Girl fights back, stands up to thug bully]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[Girl fights back, stands up to thug bully]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[Never underestimate the potential of white girls who can fight. A Black girl talked trash and didn’t expect the white girl to hold her own.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>35</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>5.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>4</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-03-26</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[Crazy]]></video:category>
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		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5790/cory-booker-speaks-to-an-empty-newark-airport-lmfao/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-11</lastmod>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Cory Booker speaks to an empty Newark Airport lmfao]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[Cory Booker speaks to an empty Newark Airport lmfao]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[Cory Booker speaking to an empty Newark Airport with no lines saying, “Donald Trump has bought chaos to our airports.”]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>31</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>5.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>2</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-03-26</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[News]]></video:category>
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	</url>
		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5789/we-need-to-raise-the-voting-age-to-35-after-seeing-this/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-11</lastmod>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[We need to raise the voting age to 35 after seeing this]]></image:caption>
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			<video:thumbnail_loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5789/preview.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc>
			<video:title><![CDATA[We need to raise the voting age to 35 after seeing this]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[Her vote counts just as much as yours.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>26</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>0.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>5</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-03-26</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[Wild]]></video:category>
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		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5788/tough-talking-dude-gets-bonked-on-the-head/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-11</lastmod>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Tough talking dude gets BONKED on the head]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[Tough talking dude gets BONKED on the head]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[The cup sound bouncing off his head tho...]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>20</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>5.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>5</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-03-26</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[Crazy]]></video:category>
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	</url>
		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5787/if-wtf-was-a-shape/</loc>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[If WTF was a shape]]></image:caption>
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			<video:thumbnail_loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5787/preview.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc>
			<video:title><![CDATA[If WTF was a shape]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[No seriously, what the hell is this?]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>47</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>5.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>7</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-03-26</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[Wild]]></video:category>
								</video:video>
	</url>
		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5786/we-knew-where-this-was-going-and-still-watched/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-11</lastmod>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[We knew where this was going and still watched]]></image:caption>
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		<video:video>
			<video:thumbnail_loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5786/preview.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc>
			<video:title><![CDATA[We knew where this was going and still watched]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[TikTok is bad for society.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>12</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>0.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>3</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-03-26</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[Culture]]></video:category>
								</video:video>
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		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5785/son-beat-up-step-dad-who-was-abusing-his-mom/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-11</lastmod>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Son beat up step dad who was abusing his mom]]></image:caption>
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			<video:thumbnail_loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5785/preview.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc>
			<video:title><![CDATA[Son beat up step dad who was abusing his mom]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[Good job kid, just make sure you don't go to jail!]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>19</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>0.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>2</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-03-26</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[Crazy]]></video:category>
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		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5784/screaming-karen-taken-out-by-water-balloon/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-11</lastmod>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Screaming Karen taken out by water balloon]]></image:caption>
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			<video:thumbnail_loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5784/preview.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc>
			<video:title><![CDATA[Screaming Karen taken out by water balloon]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[Lady, please have a seat.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>11</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>5.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>4</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-03-26</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[Crazy]]></video:category>
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	</url>
		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5783/this-generation-might-be-saved-afterall/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-11</lastmod>
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			<image:loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5783/preview.jpg</image:loc>
			<image:caption><![CDATA[This generation might be saved afterall]]></image:caption>
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			<video:thumbnail_loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5783/preview.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc>
			<video:title><![CDATA[This generation might be saved afterall]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[Trump girls for ya!]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>11</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>5.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>5</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-03-26</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[Wild]]></video:category>
								</video:video>
	</url>
		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5782/scalise-destroys-hakeem-jeffries-and-makes-it-look-too-easy/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-11</lastmod>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Scalise destroys Hakeem Jeffries and makes it look TOO EASY]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[Scalise destroys Hakeem Jeffries and makes it look TOO EASY]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[Steve Scalise just PUMMELED Hakeem Jeffries with his own words from an older video. Jeffries, 2015: 'Our single job should be to FUND DHS! Anything else is an abdication our responsibility and legislative malpractice.'&#34; &#34;Their party now stands with ILLEGAL IMMIGRANTS....&#34;]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>52</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>5.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>3</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-03-27</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[News]]></video:category>
								</video:video>
	</url>
		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5781/just-a-chicken-laying-an-egg/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-11</lastmod>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Just a chicken laying an egg]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[Just a chicken laying an egg]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[This can never be unseen.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>14</video:duration>

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			<video:view_count>2</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-03-27</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[Crazy]]></video:category>
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		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5780/trans-women-when-you-call-them-sir/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-11</lastmod>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Trans women when you call them &#34;sir&#34;]]></image:caption>
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			<video:thumbnail_loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5780/preview.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc>
			<video:title><![CDATA[Trans women when you call them &#34;sir&#34;]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[I didn't make this, but I did get a chuckle out of it. At the end of the day, if we just leave each other alone and stop with the bathrooms and pronoun stuff, then no one will have issues. Relax, everyone. Just be cool and stay out of the ladies rooms.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>14</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>0.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>2</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-03-27</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[Crazy]]></video:category>
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	</url>
		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5779/guy-with-no-training-vs-female-mma-fighters/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-11</lastmod>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Guy with NO TRAINING vs female MMA fighters]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[Guy with NO TRAINING vs female MMA fighters]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[Any guy on the streets can beat up a female MMA fighter. Mark my word! Except for liberals. Those guys are gay and weak.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>56</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>5.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>7</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-03-27</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[Crazy]]></video:category>
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	</url>
		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5778/memphis-cops-beat-the-crap-out-of-thugs-while-national-guard-provides-backup/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-11</lastmod>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Memphis cops beat the crap out of thugs while National Guard provides backup]]></image:caption>
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		<video:video>
			<video:thumbnail_loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5778/preview.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc>
			<video:title><![CDATA[Memphis cops beat the crap out of thugs while National Guard provides backup]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[Memphis police officers were seen beating several suspected criminals and later dragging a handcuffed man across the ground, while the National Guard stood by to protect them from the crowd.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>143</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>0.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>2</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-03-27</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[Crazy]]></video:category>
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	</url>
		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5777/florida-man-leaves-aa-meeting-for-cocaine-drinks-and-hijacking-a-plane/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-11</lastmod>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Florida man leaves AA meeting for cocaine, drinks and hijacking a plane]]></image:caption>
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		<video:video>
			<video:thumbnail_loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5777/preview.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc>
			<video:title><![CDATA[Florida man leaves AA meeting for cocaine, drinks and hijacking a plane]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[Florida man leaves AA meeting, does cocaine, drinks, and smokes pot, then crashes through the gate at Daytona Beach Airport and tries to hijack a plane.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt; “I was at my house, I went to an AA meeting, and next thing I know I’m doing cocaine, drinking, and smoking pot…”&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Bryan J. Parker, 58, is charged with attempted aircraft piracy.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Authorities said he crashed a Mustang through a locked airport gate and tried to board an occupied plane Parker was highly intoxicated and nearly hit a taxiing aircraft He was detained after a brief chase by airport operations and Embry-Riddle Aeronautical University security.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>72</video:duration>

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			<video:view_count>6</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-03-27</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[Crazy]]></video:category>
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		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5776/cnn-makes-swalwell-look-dumber-than-ever-and-yet-democrats-said-no/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-11</lastmod>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[CNN makes Swalwell look dumber than ever: “And yet Democrats said no”]]></image:caption>
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			<video:thumbnail_loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5776/preview.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc>
			<video:title><![CDATA[CNN makes Swalwell look dumber than ever: “And yet Democrats said no”]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[CNN: “Isn’t ICE funded?”&lt;br /&gt;SWALWELL: “So why don’t we fund TSA?” &lt;br /&gt;NN: “In the offer that Senate Republicans brought to you a few days ago, there was a plan to... fund the rest of it…” &lt;br /&gt;SWALWELL: “That’s right.”&lt;br /&gt;CNN: “And yet Democrats said no.”]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>31</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>0.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>3</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-03-27</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[News]]></video:category>
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	</url>
		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5775/this-might-be-the-funniest-tiktok-video-of-the-year/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-11</lastmod>
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			<image:loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5775/preview.jpg</image:loc>
			<image:caption><![CDATA[This might be the funniest TikTok video of the year]]></image:caption>
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			<video:thumbnail_loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5775/preview.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc>
			<video:title><![CDATA[This might be the funniest TikTok video of the year]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[This one had me legit laugh out loud.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>8</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>0.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>8</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-03-27</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[Culture]]></video:category>
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		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5774/this-person-my-body-deserves-the-respect-of-being-fed/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-11</lastmod>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[This person: &#34;my body deserves the respect of being fed&#34;]]></image:caption>
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			<video:thumbnail_loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5774/preview.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc>
			<video:title><![CDATA[This person: &#34;my body deserves the respect of being fed&#34;]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[After being advised by a doctor to diet and exercise, this person refuses, saying, &#34;My body deserves the respect of being fed.&#34;]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>35</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>0.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>4</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-03-27</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[Culture]]></video:category>
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	</url>
		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5773/alleged-organized-of-daytona-beach-takeover-brittany-plummer-may-find-out-shortly/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-11</lastmod>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Alleged organized of Daytona Beach Takeover, Brittany Plummer, may FIND OUT shortly]]></image:caption>
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			<video:thumbnail_loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5773/preview.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc>
			<video:title><![CDATA[Alleged organized of Daytona Beach Takeover, Brittany Plummer, may FIND OUT shortly]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[FAFO: The Volusia County Sheriff’s Office is going after Brittany Plummer, the organizer of the Daytona Beach takeover. She’s being held financially accountable for the litter, damage, and chaos caused during the event. There’s also a video of her claiming that everything is racist. A report by Amiri King.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>103</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>0.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>4</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-03-27</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[News]]></video:category>
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	</url>
		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5772/burchett-files-to-abolish-the-african-development-foundation-after-director-pleads-guilty/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-11</lastmod>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Burchett files to ABOLISH the African Development Foundation after Director PLEADS GUILTY]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[Burchett files to ABOLISH the African Development Foundation after Director PLEADS GUILTY]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[DOGE Chair Rep. Tim Burchett has filed to abolish the African Development Foundation after its director pleaded guilty to financial fraud. Every Democrat opposed the move. “It’s your tax dollars, it’s going to Africa, bring it home, I don’t care...”]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>116</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>5.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>4</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-03-27</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[News]]></video:category>
								</video:video>
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		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5771/skate-park-karen-finds-out-the-hard-way/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-11</lastmod>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Skate park Karen FINDS OUT the hard way]]></image:caption>
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			<video:thumbnail_loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5771/preview.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc>
			<video:title><![CDATA[Skate park Karen FINDS OUT the hard way]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[California Karen in Linda Vista Skate Park learned a lesson to stop acting inappropriately around children from a San Diego police officer. A post by The Facts Dude.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>38</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>0.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>5</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-03-27</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[Crazy]]></video:category>
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	</url>
		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5770/they-said-she-couldn-t-twerk-so-she-proved-them-wrong/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-11</lastmod>
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			<image:loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5770/preview.jpg</image:loc>
			<image:caption><![CDATA[They said she couldn't twerk, so she proved them wrong]]></image:caption>
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			<video:thumbnail_loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5770/preview.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc>
			<video:title><![CDATA[They said she couldn't twerk, so she proved them wrong]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[Never let anyone tell you that you can't do something.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>11</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>0.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>5</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-03-27</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[Culture]]></video:category>
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		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5769/ice-agents-laugh-at-screeching-liberals-in-airport/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-11</lastmod>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[ICE agents laugh at screeching liberals in airport]]></image:caption>
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			<video:thumbnail_loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5769/preview.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc>
			<video:title><![CDATA[ICE agents laugh at screeching liberals in airport]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[At the airport, ICE agents laugh in the face of a liberal shouting about fascism, considering it the best way to respond.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>14</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>0.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>5</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-03-27</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[News]]></video:category>
								</video:video>
	</url>
		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5768/she-s-single-because-she-wants-to-be/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-11</lastmod>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[She's single because she wants to be]]></image:caption>
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			<video:thumbnail_loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5768/preview.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc>
			<video:title><![CDATA[She's single because she wants to be]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[She's single because she wants to be. A post by AlphaFox.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>13</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>0.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>2</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-03-27</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[Culture]]></video:category>
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		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5767/woke-san-fran-judge-suspends-sentence-for-murder-suspect-who-killed-innocent-elderly-man/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-11</lastmod>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Woke San Fran Judge suspends sentence for MURDER SUSPECT who killed innocent elderly man]]></image:caption>
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			<video:thumbnail_loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5767/preview.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc>
			<video:title><![CDATA[Woke San Fran Judge suspends sentence for MURDER SUSPECT who killed innocent elderly man]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[A San Francisco Superior Court judge, Linda Colfax, has suspended the already light eight year sentence of Antoine Watson, a black man who killed an 84 year old man in an unprovoked 2021 attack, citing his “traumatic childhood” as justification for her ruling. From Right Angle News.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>9</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>0.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>4</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-03-27</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[News]]></video:category>
								</video:video>
	</url>
		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5766/democrats-are-the-reason-philly-looks-like-this/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-11</lastmod>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Democrats are the reason Philly looks like this]]></image:caption>
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			<video:thumbnail_loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5766/preview.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc>
			<video:title><![CDATA[Democrats are the reason Philly looks like this]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[What’s happening in Philadelphia? Video after video shows police officers being attacked by groups of kids or young men, yet the DA is warning that he’ll prosecute ICE officers if they step out of line.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>25</video:duration>

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			<video:publication_date>2026-03-27</video:publication_date>
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		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5765/miss-thailand-contestant-s-teeth-fall-out-during-the-pageant/</loc>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Miss Thailand contestant's teeth fall out during the pageant]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[Miss Thailand contestant's teeth fall out during the pageant]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[During the Miss Thailand pageant, a contestant’s teeth fell out on stage. At least she didn’t have a penis.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>35</video:duration>

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			<video:view_count>8</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-03-27</video:publication_date>
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		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5764/larry-krasner-threatens-ice-as-philly-is-being-destroyed/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-11</lastmod>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Larry Krasner threatens ICE as Philly is being destroyed]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[Larry Krasner threatens ICE as Philly is being destroyed]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[In Philadelphia, a Democratic stronghold, many homeless individuals are so heavily under the influence of drugs that they’re barely conscious, with some in such dire condition they’re covered in flies. Critics claim that Democrats funnel large amounts of taxpayer money while allowing society to decline to this point.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>27</video:duration>

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			<video:view_count>4</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-03-27</video:publication_date>
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		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5763/democrat-sheila-cherfilus-mccormick-found-guilty/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-11</lastmod>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Democrat Sheila Cherfilus-McCormick found GUILTY]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[Democrat Sheila Cherfilus-McCormick found GUILTY]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[The House Ethics Committee finds Congresswoman Sheila Cherfilus-McCormick guilty of ethics violations over $5 million in allegedly stolen FEMA funds, which she allegedly used to buy a $109,000, 3.14-carat yellow diamond ring Representative Sheila Cherfilus-McCormick of Florida is under investigation for allegedly using millions from her family's health care company to fund her political campaign An ethics panel of four Democrats and four Republicans found she committed 25 ethics violations The panel said it will recommend a punishment in the coming weeks She and co-conspirators are accused of funneling company money into her campaign through straw donations Cherfilus-McCormick was indicted by a federal grand jury in Miami in November The indictment says she bought a 3.14-carat yellow diamond ring for $109,000, which appears in her official House portrait She faces up to 53 years in prison if convicted]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>76</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>5.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>4</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-03-27</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[News]]></video:category>
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		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5762/opening-day-parade-in-cincinnati-ruined-by-pack-of-thugs/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-11</lastmod>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Opening day parade in Cincinnati ruined by pack of thugs]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[Opening day parade in Cincinnati ruined by pack of thugs]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[The opening day parade in Cincinnati was ruined by the usual suspects. Police had to shut down city streets as well as the Roebling Bridge - by Amiri King.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>45</video:duration>

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			<video:view_count>5</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-03-27</video:publication_date>
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		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5761/feminist-with-hairy-armpits-has-something-to-say/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-11</lastmod>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Feminist with hairy armpits has something to say]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[Feminist with hairy armpits has something to say]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[Feminist goes full mask off. Note the septum piercing, bangs, bad tattoos, and armpit hair. Total stereotype. This is super disturbing - from Brian Atlas.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>56</video:duration>

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			<video:view_count>4</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-03-27</video:publication_date>
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		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5760/she-attacks-a-cop-then-finds-out/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-11</lastmod>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[She attacks a cop, then FINDS OUT]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[She attacks a cop, then FINDS OUT]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[The full bodycam footage is out, and the truth is clear: this person got in a cop’s face, calling him a “b*tch.” The officer pushed back to protect himself, the woman kicked him, and then faced the consequences.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>39</video:duration>

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			<video:view_count>5</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-03-27</video:publication_date>
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		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5759/dem-debbie-wasserman-schultz-caught-using-a-tsa-escort-to-skip-lines/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-11</lastmod>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Dem. Debbie Wasserman Schultz caught using a TSA escort to skip lines]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[Dem. Debbie Wasserman Schultz caught using a TSA escort to skip lines]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[Democrat Debbie Wasserman Schultz was caught using a TSA escort to bypass the lines.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>13</video:duration>

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			<video:view_count>5</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-03-27</video:publication_date>
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		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5758/sen-marsha-blackburn-caught-on-way-out-of-dc/</loc>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Sen. Marsha Blackburn caught on way out of DC]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[Sen. Marsha Blackburn caught on way out of DC]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[Senator Marsha Blackburn (R-TN) seen leaving DC around 6PM, just hours before the 2AM unanimous Senate vote on funding paychecks for TSA, FEMA, and Coast Guard workers.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>64</video:duration>

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			<video:view_count>5</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-03-27</video:publication_date>
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		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5757/give-these-guys-an-oscar/</loc>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Give these guys an Oscar]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[Give these guys an Oscar]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[These dudes just put on the best act of the year.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>15</video:duration>

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			<video:publication_date>2026-03-27</video:publication_date>
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		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5756/blm-lawyer-just-found-out-after-being-accused-of-crimes/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-11</lastmod>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[BLM lawyer just FOUND OUT after being accused of crimes]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[BLM lawyer just FOUND OUT after being accused of crimes]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[The Louisiana Supreme Court has SUSPENDED the license of Black Lives Matter lawyer Tanzanika Ruffin after she was indicted for stealing $250,000.]]></video:description>
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			<video:view_count>5</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-03-27</video:publication_date>
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		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5755/pa-dems-withdraw-an-honor-to-women-because-they-could-not-define-what-a-woman-is/</loc>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[PA Dems withdraw an honor to women because they could not define what a woman is]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[PA Dems withdraw an honor to women because they could not define what a woman is]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[In Pennsylvania, Democrats pulled a resolution to recognize March as National Women’s Month after a Republican questioned them on the definition of a woman. Democrats would not define a woman, nor could not because they refuse to reject that a man in a dress is not a woman.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>44</video:duration>

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			<video:view_count>7</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-03-29</video:publication_date>
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		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5754/no-kings-protesters-waving-communist-flags-seems-a-bit-hypocritical/</loc>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[No Kings protesters waving COMMUNIST flags seems a bit hypocritical]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[No Kings protesters waving COMMUNIST flags seems a bit hypocritical]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[The No Kings protesters are being called out as huge hypocrites after waving communist flags in NYC. Seriously, is anyone going to point that out to them?]]></video:description>
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			<video:publication_date>2026-03-29</video:publication_date>
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		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5753/nick-cannon-just-ticked-off-democrats-with-two-sentences/</loc>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Nick Cannon just ticked off Democrats with two sentences]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[Nick Cannon just ticked off Democrats with two sentences]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[Nick Cannon said the Democratic Party is “the party of the KKK.&#34; &#34;People don’t know that the Democrats are the party of the KKK. People don’t know that the Republicans are the party that freed the slaves.&#34;]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>57</video:duration>

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			<video:view_count>3</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-03-29</video:publication_date>
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		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5752/gop-rep-drazkowski-says-vance-confirmed-what-ilhan-omar-did-and-she-s-in-big-trouble/</loc>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[GOP Rep. Drazkowski says Vance confirmed what Ilhan Omar did and she's in big trouble]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[GOP Rep. Drazkowski says Vance confirmed what Ilhan Omar did and she's in big trouble]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[Minnesota Republican State Representative Steve Drazkowski claims vindication, stating it was confirmed by the Vice President of the United States: @VP, “Ilhan Omar definitely committed immigration fraud against the United States of America.” Ilhan Omar’s second husband, Ahmed Elmi, was...&#34;]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>848</video:duration>

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			<video:view_count>4</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-03-29</video:publication_date>
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	</url>
		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5751/canadians-arguing-over-gender-equity-cards-is-like-an-snl-skit/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-11</lastmod>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Canadians arguing over GENDER EQUITY CARDS is like an SNL skit]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[Canadians arguing over GENDER EQUITY CARDS is like an SNL skit]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[This has to be the most ridiculous thing I have seen all day.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>62</video:duration>

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			<video:view_count>4</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-03-29</video:publication_date>
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		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5750/woman-makes-up-lie-about-trump-having-death-camps/</loc>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Woman makes up LIE about Trump having DEATH CAMPS]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[Woman makes up LIE about Trump having DEATH CAMPS]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[A liberal claims that President Trump is forcing illegal immigrants into death camps in Florida. Where do they get their news from!?]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>99</video:duration>

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			<video:view_count>4</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-03-29</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[Culture]]></video:category>
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	</url>
		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5749/america-s-worst-mayor-tiffany-henyard-begs-trump-to-send-help-after-something-big-changes/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-11</lastmod>
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			<image:loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5749/preview.jpg</image:loc>
			<image:caption><![CDATA['America's worst mayor' Tiffany Henyard begs Trump to send help after something big changes]]></image:caption>
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		<video:video>
			<video:thumbnail_loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5749/preview.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc>
			<video:title><![CDATA['America's worst mayor' Tiffany Henyard begs Trump to send help after something big changes]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[Former mayor Tiffany Henyard, once dubbed “America’s worst mayor” and known for her controversial financial decisions, is now urging Trump to send troops to Chicago after her father was shot. She says her father was an innocent victim of the city’s ongoing violence, which she claims the current Chicago mayor has failed to address.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>123</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>5.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>3</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-03-29</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[News]]></video:category>
								</video:video>
	</url>
		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5748/connecticut-dems-taxed-people-500-million-and-didn-t-use-it-as-planned/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-11</lastmod>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Connecticut Dems taxed people $500 million and didn't use it as planned]]></image:caption>
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		<video:video>
			<video:thumbnail_loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5748/preview.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc>
			<video:title><![CDATA[Connecticut Dems taxed people $500 million and didn't use it as planned]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[Connecticut Democrats introduced a meals and beverage tax, promising the revenue would go to cities and towns. It brought in over $500 million, yet none of the money was returned to the municipalities where it was collected. Sounds like they stole it to me.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>172</video:duration>

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			<video:view_count>4</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-03-29</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[News]]></video:category>
								</video:video>
	</url>
		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5747/former-michigan-democrat-treasurer-accused-of-stealing-from-elderly-woman/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-11</lastmod>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Former Michigan Democrat Treasurer accused of stealing from ELDERLY WOMAN]]></image:caption>
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		<video:video>
			<video:thumbnail_loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5747/preview.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc>
			<video:title><![CDATA[Former Michigan Democrat Treasurer accused of stealing from ELDERLY WOMAN]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[A former Michigan Democratic Party Treasurer was caught stealing from an 87-year-old woman, who later passed away, yet her account continued to be used. This is outright predatory fraud.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>109</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>5.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>4</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-03-29</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[News]]></video:category>
								</video:video>
	</url>
		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5746/no-kings-protestor-kicked-to-the-ground-by-a-horse/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-11</lastmod>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[No Kings protestor KICKED to the ground by a HORSE]]></image:caption>
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		<video:video>
			<video:thumbnail_loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5746/preview.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc>
			<video:title><![CDATA[No Kings protestor KICKED to the ground by a HORSE]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[A No Kings leftist protester was kicked to the ground by an LAPD horse after attempting to block its path with his body. Honestly, what did he think was going to happen?]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>35</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>5.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>7</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-03-29</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[Crazy]]></video:category>
								</video:video>
	</url>
		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5745/la-hospice-fraudster-shut-down-flees-the-building/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-11</lastmod>
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			<image:loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5745/preview.jpg</image:loc>
			<image:caption><![CDATA[LA hospice fraudster SHUT DOWN, FLEES THE BUILDING]]></image:caption>
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		<video:video>
			<video:thumbnail_loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5745/preview.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc>
			<video:title><![CDATA[LA hospice fraudster SHUT DOWN, FLEES THE BUILDING]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[A Los Angeles hospice scammer has shut down their fake business and fled the premises after being exposed by @NickShirleyy. Coincidentally, one of the employees was driving a 2026 Mercedes Maybach worth nearly $300K. They had been posing as “consultants.”]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>85</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>0.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>5</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-03-30</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[News]]></video:category>
								</video:video>
	</url>
		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5744/gavin-newsom-accused-of-funneling-victim-money-to-wife-s-ngo/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-11</lastmod>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Gavin Newsom accused of funneling VICTIM MONEY to wife's NGO]]></image:caption>
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		<video:video>
			<video:thumbnail_loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5744/preview.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc>
			<video:title><![CDATA[Gavin Newsom accused of funneling VICTIM MONEY to wife's NGO]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[Gavin Newsom allegedly created an NGO to take money meant for Pacific Palisades fire victims. He reportedly appointed his wife as the head of the organization, and after being caught, all evidence was supposedly deleted. It’s claimed that a nonprofit tied to his wife took some of the relief funds. Visiting the fire aid website shows $75 million distributed out of $100 million, including $700,000 for “critical information” for victims. Among the recipients is Cal Volunteers, which received a grant and lists Jennifer Newsom, Gavin Newsom’s wife, as its honorary chair.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>154</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>0.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>3</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-03-30</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[News]]></video:category>
								</video:video>
	</url>
		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5743/when-you-finally-feel-confident-in-your-new-red-dress/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-11</lastmod>
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			<image:loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5743/preview.jpg</image:loc>
			<image:caption><![CDATA[When you finally feel confident in your new red dress]]></image:caption>
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		<video:video>
			<video:thumbnail_loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5743/preview.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc>
			<video:title><![CDATA[When you finally feel confident in your new red dress]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[I'm sorry, hold on a minute. This is confusing to everyone.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>13</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>0.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>4</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-03-30</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[Culture]]></video:category>
								</video:video>
	</url>
		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5742/aoc-accused-now-under-investigation/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-11</lastmod>
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			<image:loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5742/preview.jpg</image:loc>
			<image:caption><![CDATA[AOC accused, now under investigation]]></image:caption>
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		<video:video>
			<video:thumbnail_loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5742/preview.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc>
			<video:title><![CDATA[AOC accused, now under investigation]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[They’re all committing fraud! AOC has done it again, reportedly spending $19K of campaign funds on ketamine therapy. This comes after she was already caught using $50K of campaign money on a Bad Bunny concert, luxury hotels, and catering in Puerto Rico.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>198</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>0.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>6</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-03-30</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[News]]></video:category>
								</video:video>
	</url>
		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5741/he-said-there-s-too-many-white-people-in-trader-joe-s-so-he-can-t-go-in/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-11</lastmod>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[He said there's too many white people in Trader Joe's, so he can't go in]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[He said there's too many white people in Trader Joe's, so he can't go in]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[Things took a bizarre turn at Trader Joe’s when a white leftist with a nose ring sat in the parking lot, complaining that he couldn’t go inside because there were “too many white people” and it made him feel out of place.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>25</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>0.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>8</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-03-30</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[Culture]]></video:category>
								</video:video>
	</url>
		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5740/abc-news-fact-checks-lying-democrat-on-live-tv/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-11</lastmod>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[ABC News fact checks LYING DEMOCRAT on Live TV]]></image:caption>
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			<video:thumbnail_loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5740/preview.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc>
			<video:title><![CDATA[ABC News fact checks LYING DEMOCRAT on Live TV]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[ABC host: “ICE already has the money; you’re holding up the entirety of the DHS.” Sen. Chris Van Hollen: “That’s a false statement.” ABC: “You’re holding up the rest of DHS. That’s just a fact.&#34;]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>84</video:duration>

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			<video:view_count>4</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-03-30</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[News]]></video:category>
								</video:video>
	</url>
		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5739/accused-of-causing-accident-then-turns-violent/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-11</lastmod>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Accused of causing accident, then turns violent]]></image:caption>
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			<video:thumbnail_loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5739/preview.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc>
			<video:title><![CDATA[Accused of causing accident, then turns violent]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[A suspect crashed into a man’s car, refused to provide insurance, called her boyfriend to come and attack him, and then assaulted him multiple times.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>64</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>0.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>4</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-03-30</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[Crazy]]></video:category>
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		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5738/gop-seeks-recount-after-suspect-caught-stealing-election-materials-in-close-race/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-11</lastmod>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[GOP seeks recount after suspect caught stealing election materials in close race]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[GOP seeks recount after suspect caught stealing election materials in close race]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[Republicans are calling for a recount in the Florida special election after a seat they once held flipped to the Democrats by about 800 votes, amid reports that a Democratic volunteer at an elections office was caught stealing election materials.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>27</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>0.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>3</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-03-30</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[News]]></video:category>
								</video:video>
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		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5737/houston-man-pulls-a-machete-on-a-woman/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-11</lastmod>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Houston man pulls a machete on a woman]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[Houston man pulls a machete on a woman]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[The Harris County District Attorney’s Office has officially accepted the charges, and Precinct 4 constables are actively searching for him. A Houston man reportedly pulled a machete on a woman, and the reason behind it is truly chilling.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>34</video:duration>

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			<video:view_count>4</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-03-30</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[Crazy]]></video:category>
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		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5736/eric-swalwell-threatens-revenge-since-he-s-being-investigated/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-11</lastmod>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Eric Swalwell threatens REVENGE since he's being INVESTIGATED]]></image:caption>
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			<video:thumbnail_loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5736/preview.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc>
			<video:title><![CDATA[Eric Swalwell threatens REVENGE since he's being INVESTIGATED]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[Eric Swalwell, speaking on MSNBC, allegedly threatened FHFA Director Bill Pulte with retribution. Mike Davis claims this amounts to obstruction and suggests the Justice Department should add it to the ongoing investigation. If convicted, he could face 30 years in prison and hefty fines. Back in 2019, he stated, “No one’s above the law, including himself.”]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>90</video:duration>

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			<video:view_count>6</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-03-30</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[News]]></video:category>
								</video:video>
	</url>
		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5735/reporter-bill-melugin-just-embarrassed-hakeem-jeffries-with-facts/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-11</lastmod>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Reporter Bill Melugin just EMBARRASSED Hakeem Jeffries with FACTS]]></image:caption>
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			<video:thumbnail_loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5735/preview.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc>
			<video:title><![CDATA[Reporter Bill Melugin just EMBARRASSED Hakeem Jeffries with FACTS]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[Fox News’ Bill Melugin just called out Hakeem Jeffries, directly pressing him on why, according to Nancy Pelosi, it was supposedly fine for Obama to bomb Libya without Congressional approval. Jeffries got flustered, and Bill backed it up with the facts.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>109</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>0.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>2</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-03-30</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[News]]></video:category>
								</video:video>
	</url>
		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5734/guy-dressed-like-a-woman-screaming-about-something-i-don-t-even-know/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-11</lastmod>
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			<image:loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5734/preview.jpg</image:loc>
			<image:caption><![CDATA[Guy dressed like a woman screaming about something. I don't even know]]></image:caption>
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		<video:video>
			<video:thumbnail_loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5734/preview.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc>
			<video:title><![CDATA[Guy dressed like a woman screaming about something. I don't even know]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[Does anyone want to explain this?]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>17</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>0.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>3</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-03-30</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[Culture]]></video:category>
								</video:video>
	</url>
		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5733/protester-makes-excuse-for-lack-of-diversity-at-no-kings/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-11</lastmod>
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			<image:loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5733/preview.jpg</image:loc>
			<image:caption><![CDATA[Protester makes excuse for lack of diversity at 'No Kings']]></image:caption>
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		<video:video>
			<video:thumbnail_loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5733/preview.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc>
			<video:title><![CDATA[Protester makes excuse for lack of diversity at 'No Kings']]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[At a “No Kings” rally, a woman tried to explain the lack of diversity but ended up making it worse. She said Black people aren’t there because they’re “more likely to get arrested,” can’t afford lawyers, and don’t have IDs, so they should just stay away.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>83</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>0.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>3</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-03-30</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[News]]></video:category>
								</video:video>
	</url>
		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5732/concealed-carry-saved-their-lives/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-11</lastmod>
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			<image:loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5732/preview.jpg</image:loc>
			<image:caption><![CDATA[Concealed carry saved their lives]]></image:caption>
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		<video:video>
			<video:thumbnail_loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5732/preview.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc>
			<video:title><![CDATA[Concealed carry saved their lives]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[This is why concealed carry is such an important constitutional right. A pregnant woman in Texas was approached by an armed robber who pistol-whipped the man she was with. She shot the attacker multiple times, and the innocent walked away alive.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>46</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>0.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>3</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-03-30</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[Crazy]]></video:category>
								</video:video>
	</url>
		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5731/accused-of-stealing-then-got-yeeted-out-of-the-store/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-11</lastmod>
		<changefreq>daily</changefreq>
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			<image:loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5731/preview.jpg</image:loc>
			<image:caption><![CDATA[Accused of stealing, then got YEETED out of the store]]></image:caption>
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		<video:video>
			<video:thumbnail_loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5731/preview.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc>
			<video:title><![CDATA[Accused of stealing, then got YEETED out of the store]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[All she had to do was not be a criminal]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>45</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>0.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>3</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-03-30</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[Crazy]]></video:category>
								</video:video>
	</url>
		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5730/they-jumped-into-moving-car-then-crashed-it/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-11</lastmod>
		<changefreq>daily</changefreq>
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			<image:loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5730/preview.jpg</image:loc>
			<image:caption><![CDATA[They jumped into moving car, then crashed it]]></image:caption>
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		<video:video>
			<video:thumbnail_loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5730/preview.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc>
			<video:title><![CDATA[They jumped into moving car, then crashed it]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[What’s wrong with these people?]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>18</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>0.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>3</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-03-30</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[Crazy]]></video:category>
								</video:video>
	</url>
		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5729/people-were-bussed-in-to-the-no-kings-protest/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-11</lastmod>
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			<image:loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5729/preview.jpg</image:loc>
			<image:caption><![CDATA[People were BUSSED in to the No Kings protest]]></image:caption>
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		<video:video>
			<video:thumbnail_loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5729/preview.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc>
			<video:title><![CDATA[People were BUSSED in to the No Kings protest]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[Wow! Check out all those buses carrying people to the “No Kings” rally in LA. These protests seem like a well-funded, highly organized propaganda effort, not something that happened naturally. It’s easy to imagine millions being spent by leftists to make it happen.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>70</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>0.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>4</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-03-30</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[News]]></video:category>
								</video:video>
	</url>
		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5728/chicago-bulls-waive-jaden-ivey-for-speaking-against-pride-month/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-11</lastmod>
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			<image:loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5728/preview.jpg</image:loc>
			<image:caption><![CDATA[Chicago Bulls waive Jaden Ivey for speaking against 'Pride Month']]></image:caption>
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		<video:video>
			<video:thumbnail_loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5728/preview.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc>
			<video:title><![CDATA[Chicago Bulls waive Jaden Ivey for speaking against 'Pride Month']]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[According to ESPN, the Chicago Bulls are waiving Jaden Ivey after he criticized the NBA for promoting Pride Month and what he called unrighteousness. Ivey recently shared that he is alive in Christ. He expressed that Pride Month is unnecessary, stating that people don’t care about others’ private lives and that it doesn’t need to be advertised.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>95</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>0.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>3</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-03-31</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[Culture]]></video:category>
								</video:video>
	</url>
		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5727/chappell-roan-could-be-the-worst-performer-we-ve-seen-in-years/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-11</lastmod>
		<changefreq>daily</changefreq>
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			<image:loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5727/preview.jpg</image:loc>
			<image:caption><![CDATA[Chappell Roan could be the worst performer we've seen in years]]></image:caption>
		</image:image>
		<video:video>
			<video:thumbnail_loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5727/preview.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc>
			<video:title><![CDATA[Chappell Roan could be the worst performer we've seen in years]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[Chappell Roan stinks. Her music sucks and Pink Pony Club is probably the worst song we've had in the last ten years. Even worse than Blurred Lines.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>64</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>0.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>3</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-03-31</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[Culture]]></video:category>
								</video:video>
	</url>
		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5726/three-ladies-arrested-at-miami-airport-for-dumbest-reason-ever/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-11</lastmod>
		<changefreq>daily</changefreq>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Three ladies arrested at Miami Airport for DUMBEST REASON EVER]]></image:caption>
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			<video:thumbnail_loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5726/preview.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc>
			<video:title><![CDATA[Three ladies arrested at Miami Airport for DUMBEST REASON EVER]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[Three women were pulled from a Frontier Airlines flight at Miami Airport after trying to board with an extra piece of luggage and refusing to pay for it Nafisa Dockery, 30, Dionjana Cochran, 21, and Davana Cochran, 26, were arrested at Miami International Airport.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Just another case of entitled people acting stupid and getting arrested for the dumbest reason ever. The airports have rules for a reason. Follow them or GTFO!]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>46</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>0.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>5</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-03-31</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[Crazy]]></video:category>
								</video:video>
	</url>
		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5725/judge-should-be-removed-suspect-accused-of-stealing-millions-gets-light-sentence/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-11</lastmod>
		<changefreq>daily</changefreq>
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			<image:loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5725/preview.jpg</image:loc>
			<image:caption><![CDATA['Judge should be REMOVED' - suspect accused of stealing millions gets light sentence]]></image:caption>
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		<video:video>
			<video:thumbnail_loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5725/preview.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc>
			<video:title><![CDATA['Judge should be REMOVED' - suspect accused of stealing millions gets light sentence]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[Outrage is spreading after Minnesota Feeding Our Future fraudster Abdul Abubakar Ali was sentenced to just one year in prison. He’s accused of stealing millions in tax dollars and falsely claiming to have provided 1.3 million meals. The judge should be removed!]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>17</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>0.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>3</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-03-31</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[News]]></video:category>
								</video:video>
	</url>
		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5724/democrat-david-morales-wants-mural-for-iryna-zarutska-taken-down/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-11</lastmod>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Democrat David Morales wants mural for Iryna Zarutska TAKEN DOWN]]></image:caption>
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		<video:video>
			<video:thumbnail_loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5724/preview.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc>
			<video:title><![CDATA[Democrat David Morales wants mural for Iryna Zarutska TAKEN DOWN]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[Rep. David Morales (D-RI) says the mural for Iryna Zarutska &#34;does not reflect our values&#34; - what are this guy's morals? Murder?]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>15</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>0.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>5</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-03-31</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[News]]></video:category>
								</video:video>
	</url>
		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5723/democrat-men-are-wearing-red-lipstick-to-protest-trump/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-11</lastmod>
		<changefreq>daily</changefreq>
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			<image:loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5723/preview.jpg</image:loc>
			<image:caption><![CDATA[Democrat men are wearing red lipstick to protest Trump]]></image:caption>
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		<video:video>
			<video:thumbnail_loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5723/preview.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc>
			<video:title><![CDATA[Democrat men are wearing red lipstick to protest Trump]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[Democratic men are now wearing red lipstick to protest President Trump, with the call to action being, “Everyone put on red lipstick to show resistance against you-know-who.”]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>35</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>0.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>4</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-03-31</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[News]]></video:category>
								</video:video>
	</url>
		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5722/camden-county-deputy-christi-newman-almost-got-away-with-it-then-video-came-out/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-11</lastmod>
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			<image:loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5722/preview.jpg</image:loc>
			<image:caption><![CDATA[Camden County Deputy Christi Newman almost got away with it, then video came out]]></image:caption>
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		<video:video>
			<video:thumbnail_loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5722/preview.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc>
			<video:title><![CDATA[Camden County Deputy Christi Newman almost got away with it, then video came out]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[Camden County Deputy Christi Newman nearly got away with it until video came out. After assaulting a handcuffed woman and falsifying her report, her department still named her “Deputy of the Month,” handing her an award while her victim was recovering from a concussion.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>134</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>0.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>4</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-03-31</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[News]]></video:category>
								</video:video>
	</url>
		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5721/fani-willis-allegedly-took-2-million-to-coordinate-in-anti-trump-lawfare/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-11</lastmod>
		<changefreq>daily</changefreq>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Fani Willis allegedly took $2 million to coordinate in anti-Trump lawfare]]></image:caption>
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		<video:video>
			<video:thumbnail_loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5721/preview.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc>
			<video:title><![CDATA[Fani Willis allegedly took $2 million to coordinate in anti-Trump lawfare]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[A records request for 8,000 documents reveals that Fulton County District Attorney Fani Willis allegedly coordinated with the White House, the Department of Justice, and the Jan. 6 Committee in an effort to pursue legal action against President Trump. Reports claim she was paid $2 million for her actions.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>188</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>0.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>4</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-03-31</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[News]]></video:category>
								</video:video>
	</url>
		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5720/look-at-the-crowd-at-this-protest-advocating-for-criminals/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-11</lastmod>
		<changefreq>daily</changefreq>
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			<image:loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5720/preview.jpg</image:loc>
			<image:caption><![CDATA[Look at the crowd at this protest advocating for criminals]]></image:caption>
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		<video:video>
			<video:thumbnail_loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5720/preview.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc>
			<video:title><![CDATA[Look at the crowd at this protest advocating for criminals]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[I’m so over liberal boomers protesting ICE for deporting illegal immigrants with criminal records. Imagine spending your final years caught up in that kind of nonsense.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>33</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>0.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>3</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-03-31</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[News]]></video:category>
								</video:video>
	</url>
		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5719/trump-rally-vs-no-kings-you-can-t-even-compare-it/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-11</lastmod>
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			<image:loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5719/preview.jpg</image:loc>
			<image:caption><![CDATA[Trump rally vs No Kings - you can't even compare it]]></image:caption>
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			<video:thumbnail_loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5719/preview.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc>
			<video:title><![CDATA[Trump rally vs No Kings - you can't even compare it]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[A video highlights the stark contrast between a massive pro-Donald Trump rally in Washington, D.C., which the media reportedly ignored, and a much smaller anti-Trump &#34;No Kings&#34; protest in Chicago that received widespread national coverage.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>27</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>0.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>2</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-03-31</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[News]]></video:category>
								</video:video>
	</url>
		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5718/this-person-belongs-in-jail-for-a-very-long-time/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-11</lastmod>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[This person belongs in jail for a very long time]]></image:caption>
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		<video:video>
			<video:thumbnail_loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5718/preview.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc>
			<video:title><![CDATA[This person belongs in jail for a very long time]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[Steals from store. Breaks car window. Attacks stranger... it never ends.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>36</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>0.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>9</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-03-31</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[Crazy]]></video:category>
								</video:video>
	</url>
		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5717/doordash-driver-learned-his-fate-after-threatening-trump-supporters/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-11</lastmod>
		<changefreq>daily</changefreq>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[DoorDash driver learned his fate after threatening Trump supporters]]></image:caption>
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		<video:video>
			<video:thumbnail_loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5717/preview.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc>
			<video:title><![CDATA[DoorDash driver learned his fate after threatening Trump supporters]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[A leftist was suspended from DoorDash after posting a video claiming he’d ruin your food if you supported Trump, and is now begging for likes on social media.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>54</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>0.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>3</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-03-31</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[Wild]]></video:category>
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	</url>
		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5716/whole-squad-of-chick-fil-a-workers-fired-for-what-they-did-on-video/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-11</lastmod>
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			<image:loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5716/preview.jpg</image:loc>
			<image:caption><![CDATA[Whole squad of Chick-fil-A workers FIRED for what they did on video]]></image:caption>
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		<video:video>
			<video:thumbnail_loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5716/preview.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc>
			<video:title><![CDATA[Whole squad of Chick-fil-A workers FIRED for what they did on video]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[A company founded on faith, discipline, and high standards took action to protect its reputation. Now it’s being accused of racism? Not everything is about race. In fact, most things are not about race. It’s about values, responsibility, and representing your workplace properly. This is what happens when you act foolishly and post inappropriate social media videos at work. Your employer doesn’t like it, and neither does anyone else.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>109</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>5.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>6</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-03-31</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[Culture]]></video:category>
								</video:video>
	</url>
		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5715/suspect-who-stabbed-a-pregnant-lady-is-repeat-offender-arrested-23-times-with-70-charges/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-11</lastmod>
		<changefreq>daily</changefreq>
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			<image:loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5715/preview.jpg</image:loc>
			<image:caption><![CDATA[Suspect who STABBED A PREGNANT LADY is repeat offender arrested 23 times with 70+ charges]]></image:caption>
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			<video:thumbnail_loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5715/preview.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc>
			<video:title><![CDATA[Suspect who STABBED A PREGNANT LADY is repeat offender arrested 23 times with 70+ charges]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[It turns out the woman who randomly stabbed a pregnant woman in a grocery store parking lot in Charlotte, NC, is a repeat offender who has been arrested an incredible 23 times with more than 70 charges.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>104</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>0.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>3</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-03-31</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[Crazy]]></video:category>
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	</url>
		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5714/woke-judge-releases-violent-thug-who-shot-up-ex-gf-s-house/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-11</lastmod>
		<changefreq>daily</changefreq>
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			<image:loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5714/preview.jpg</image:loc>
			<image:caption><![CDATA[Woke judge releases violent thug who shot up ex gf's house]]></image:caption>
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		<video:video>
			<video:thumbnail_loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5714/preview.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc>
			<video:title><![CDATA[Woke judge releases violent thug who shot up ex gf's house]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[A violent thug shot up his ex-girlfriend’s house and was quickly released back onto the streets by a woke useless judge that should be removed from the stand.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>72</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>0.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>6</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-03-31</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[Crazy]]></video:category>
								</video:video>
	</url>
		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5713/family-demands-justice-after-daughter-was-attacked-by-mob-of-thugs-on-opening-day/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-11</lastmod>
		<changefreq>daily</changefreq>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Family demands justice after daughter was attacked by mob of thugs on Opening Day]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[Family demands justice after daughter was attacked by mob of thugs on Opening Day]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[NEW from Unlimited Ls: Family demands justice after a group of &#34;teens&#34; attack and rob 13-year-old girl on Opening Day in Cincinnati Cellphone footage shows a girl lying on the ground while multiple teenage girls kick, punch, and pull her hair Her aunt said the assault could have been fatal...]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>24</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>0.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>6</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-03-31</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[Crazy]]></video:category>
								</video:video>
	</url>
		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5712/lady-stopped-by-tsa-knows-what-happens-next/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-11</lastmod>
		<changefreq>daily</changefreq>
		<priority>0.8</priority>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Lady stopped by TSA knows what happens next]]></image:caption>
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			<video:thumbnail_loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5712/preview.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc>
			<video:title><![CDATA[Lady stopped by TSA knows what happens next]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[A woman was preparing to board her flight when TSA stopped her after detecting metal around her head. She laughed, knowing she’d have to remove her hat, but hesitated because she hadn’t done her hair that day.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>26</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>0.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>2</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-03-31</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[Crazy]]></video:category>
								</video:video>
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		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5711/new-trend-shows-miserable-women-recording-themselves-sitting-during-national-anthem/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-11</lastmod>
		<changefreq>daily</changefreq>
		<priority>0.8</priority>
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			<image:loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5711/preview.jpg</image:loc>
			<image:caption><![CDATA[New trend shows miserable women recording themselves sitting during National Anthem]]></image:caption>
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		<video:video>
			<video:thumbnail_loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5711/preview.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc>
			<video:title><![CDATA[New trend shows miserable women recording themselves sitting during National Anthem]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[What's the point of doing this unless you're miserable at life?]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>22</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>0.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>4</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-03-31</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[Culture]]></video:category>
								</video:video>
	</url>
		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5710/the-final-boss-of-the-no-kings-protest-has-a-message-for-you/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-11</lastmod>
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			<image:loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5710/preview.jpg</image:loc>
			<image:caption><![CDATA[The final boss of the &#34;No Kings&#34; protest has a message for you]]></image:caption>
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		<video:video>
			<video:thumbnail_loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5710/preview.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc>
			<video:title><![CDATA[The final boss of the &#34;No Kings&#34; protest has a message for you]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[NEW from Unlimited L's: The final boss of the &#34;No Kings&#34; protest drops a nearly six‑minute rant complaining about &#34;brutal&#34; online comments and being called a welfare warrior &#34;THE MAGA-VERSE IS EATING MY A*S ALIVE...]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>342</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>0.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>4</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-03-31</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[Culture]]></video:category>
								</video:video>
	</url>
		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5709/student-suspended-for-wearing-american-flag-t-shirt/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-11</lastmod>
		<changefreq>daily</changefreq>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Student suspended for wearing American Flag T-Shirt]]></image:caption>
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			<video:thumbnail_loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5709/preview.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc>
			<video:title><![CDATA[Student suspended for wearing American Flag T-Shirt]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[A student was suspended from school for wearing a T-shirt with the American flag on it. This shows how far our nation has fallen. He was disciplined because someone might be offended by the flag of our country. There must be some real losers running that school.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>27</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>0.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>2</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-03-31</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[Wild]]></video:category>
								</video:video>
	</url>
		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5708/no-kings-activist-had-no-clue-what-they-were-protesting/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-11</lastmod>
		<changefreq>daily</changefreq>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA['No Kings' activist had NO CLUE what they were protesting]]></image:caption>
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			<video:thumbnail_loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5708/preview.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc>
			<video:title><![CDATA['No Kings' activist had NO CLUE what they were protesting]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[This was one of the most astonishing interviews I’ve ever seen. A mother-daughter duo at a South Carolina “No Kings” protest couldn’t explain to a reporter why they were there. Not a single clear reason, not one coherent sentence...]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>82</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>0.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>2</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-03-31</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[Wild]]></video:category>
								</video:video>
	</url>
		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5707/teen-sentenced-to-50-years-for-crime-involving-toddler-during-gang-initiation/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-11</lastmod>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Teen sentenced to 50+ years for crime involving toddler during gang initiation]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[Teen sentenced to 50+ years for crime involving toddler during gang initiation]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[New from Unlimited Ls: The &#34;teen&#34; who was convicted to more than 50 years for shooting a 5‑year‑old girl during a gang initiation drive‑by, having guns, drugs, and stealing cars is now seen flashing gang signs, smoking pot, and rapping while in prison Noah Ney was 16 when he was sentenced...]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>43</video:duration>

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			<video:view_count>3</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-03-31</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[Crazy]]></video:category>
								</video:video>
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		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5706/rutherford-county-library-fires-woke-director-who-wouldn-t-remove-inappropriate-books-from-the-children-section/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-11</lastmod>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Rutherford County Library FIRES woke director who wouldn't remove inappropriate BOOKS from the children section]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[Rutherford County Library FIRES woke director who wouldn't remove inappropriate BOOKS from the children section]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[The Rutherford County Library in Tennessee voted 8-3 to fire library director Luanne James after she refused to relocate over 100 books, including LGBTQ and DEI titles, from the children’s section to the adult section. Supporters of James reacted loudly and behaved just as outrageously as expected. Sounds like a woke activist indoctrinating creep to me.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>130</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>0.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>3</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-03-31</video:publication_date>
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		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5705/desantis-signs-law-to-crush-the-woke-activist-judges/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-11</lastmod>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[DeSantis signs law to crush the woke activist judges]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[DeSantis signs law to crush the woke activist judges]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[Gov. Ron DeSantis just signed a massive new law BANNING judges from releasing serious criminals into the community while they await sentencing Missy's Law is named after a poor 5-year-old girl who got killed by a criminal WHILE he was awaiting sentencing. Because the radical judge RELEASED him. &#34;She's got this stepfather, big-time scumbag. He was convicted, first of all he was abusing Missy, she's like five years old, doing all that, really, really bad what was going on in the home. But then he gets convicted of trying to meet a 15-year-old for s*x!&#34; &#34;Prosecutors said, Judge, this is a dangerous individual, you need to revoke the bail, please revoke the bail. And she refused to do that. She put him out on bail, pending sentence.&#34; &#34;And what happened in between that decision and the time he was sentenced, he m*rdered Missy. Totally preventable, a miscarriage of justice, a dereliction of judicial duty.&#34; &#34;So what this bill does is it makes sure that these types of sexual offenses mean that a judge must remand the convicted defendant to custody.&#34;]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>148</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>5.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>3</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-03-31</video:publication_date>
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	</url>
		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5704/she-wants-to-know-why-republicans-are-not-counter-protesting-no-kings/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-11</lastmod>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[She wants to know why Republicans are not counter-protesting No Kings]]></image:caption>
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			<video:thumbnail_loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5704/preview.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc>
			<video:title><![CDATA[She wants to know why Republicans are not counter-protesting No Kings]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[She can't be serious, can she? Honey boo boo, it's because Republicans are at work.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>48</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>0.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>4</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-03-31</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[Wild]]></video:category>
								</video:video>
	</url>
		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5703/fbi-agents-might-have-eric-fang-fang-swalwell-in-the-crosshairs/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-11</lastmod>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[FBI agents might have Eric FANG FANG Swalwell in the crosshairs]]></image:caption>
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		<video:video>
			<video:thumbnail_loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5703/preview.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc>
			<video:title><![CDATA[FBI agents might have Eric FANG FANG Swalwell in the crosshairs]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[Sources told ABC News that FBI agents will be working throughout the week and into the weekend to prepare the Eric Swalwell files for public release. California gubernatorial candidate Eric Swalwell was reportedly involved in a relationship with CCP spy Christine Fang, also known as Fang Fang.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>211</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>0.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>2</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-03-31</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[News]]></video:category>
								</video:video>
	</url>
		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5702/nancy-pelosi-says-trump-and-republicans-may-rig-vote-counts/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-11</lastmod>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Nancy Pelosi says Trump and Republicans may rig vote counts]]></image:caption>
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		<video:video>
			<video:thumbnail_loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5702/preview.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc>
			<video:title><![CDATA[Nancy Pelosi says Trump and Republicans may rig vote counts]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[Nancy Pelosi claims that Trump and the Republicans might attempt to rig vote counts in the midterms, warning, “We have to be on guard… They may try to infiltrate the technology and create a false count.” Oh, Nancy, just go back to the stock market.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>58</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>0.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>3</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-03-31</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[News]]></video:category>
								</video:video>
	</url>
		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5701/some-creep-in-a-california-whole-foods-put-his-junk-on-some-chick-s-ear/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-11</lastmod>
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			<image:loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5701/preview.jpg</image:loc>
			<image:caption><![CDATA[Some CREEP in a California Whole Foods put his JUNK on some chick's EAR]]></image:caption>
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		<video:video>
			<video:thumbnail_loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5701/preview.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc>
			<video:title><![CDATA[Some CREEP in a California Whole Foods put his JUNK on some chick's EAR]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[A SCUMBAG was caught on camera inside a Southern California Whole Foods allegedly pulling down his pants and pressing his genitals against a woman’s ear. It’s absolutely outrageous, and hopefully they find this creep quickly and put him behind bars.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>47</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>0.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>3</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-03-31</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[Crazy]]></video:category>
								</video:video>
	</url>
		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5700/harris-county-judge-nathan-milliron-caught-berating-an-it-worker-who-was-helping-him/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-11</lastmod>
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			<image:loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5700/preview.jpg</image:loc>
			<image:caption><![CDATA[Harris County Judge Nathan Milliron CAUGHT berating an IT worker who was HELPING HIM]]></image:caption>
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		<video:video>
			<video:thumbnail_loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5700/preview.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc>
			<video:title><![CDATA[Harris County Judge Nathan Milliron CAUGHT berating an IT worker who was HELPING HIM]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[Judges are reacting after Harris County Judge Nathan Milliron went viral for scolding an IT worker who was trying to assist him. Milliron has been on the bench since January 2025. Several judges off-camera have spoken up, saying the IT staffer is always helpful to them and didn’t deserve to be treated that way.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>40</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>0.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>2</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-03-31</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[Wild]]></video:category>
								</video:video>
	</url>
		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5699/congrats-to-the-founder-of-transgender-day-of-visibility-rachel-crandall-crocker/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-11</lastmod>
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			<image:loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5699/preview.jpg</image:loc>
			<image:caption><![CDATA[Congrats to the founder of Transgender Day of Visibility, ‘Rachel’ Crandall-Crocker]]></image:caption>
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		<video:video>
			<video:thumbnail_loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5699/preview.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc>
			<video:title><![CDATA[Congrats to the founder of Transgender Day of Visibility, ‘Rachel’ Crandall-Crocker]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[Rachel Crandall-Crocker, the founder of Transgender Day of Visibility, created the event in 2009 to celebrate trans activists, noting that the only other day recognizing trans people was the Transgender Day of Remembrance. He also works as a psychotherapist.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;We don't care if you're transgender. Live your life however you want to, just don't force pronouns on people or invade the women's spaces and sports. Other than that, enjoy yourself however you want to. We are all cool with that, but have some respect for our boundaries too.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>220</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>0.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>5</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-03-31</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[Wild]]></video:category>
								</video:video>
	</url>
		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5698/this-is-who-the-boomer-liberals-get-paid-to-protest-for/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-11</lastmod>
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			<image:loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5698/preview.jpg</image:loc>
			<image:caption><![CDATA[This is who the boomer liberals get paid to protest for]]></image:caption>
		</image:image>
		<video:video>
			<video:thumbnail_loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5698/preview.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc>
			<video:title><![CDATA[This is who the boomer liberals get paid to protest for]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[A girl under 12 was kidnapped, strangled, and raped in Kentucky by an unvetted pedophile and undocumented immigrant who had been released into the U.S. The Democrats are to blame for their open border policies that allowed Jorge Luis Martinez Ulloa into America to commit this horrific crime. An ICE detainer has been confirmed.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>23</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>5.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>3</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-03-31</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[Culture]]></video:category>
								</video:video>
	</url>
		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5697/they-protested-trump-with-frogs-you-can-t-make-this-up/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-11</lastmod>
		<changefreq>daily</changefreq>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[They protested Trump with frogs. You can't make this up]]></image:caption>
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		<video:video>
			<video:thumbnail_loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5697/preview.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc>
			<video:title><![CDATA[They protested Trump with frogs. You can't make this up]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[This time the No Kings protest is going to be serious and force Trump to resign!]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>20</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>0.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>2</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-03-31</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[News]]></video:category>
								</video:video>
	</url>
		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5696/girls-in-the-club-showing-how-sexy-they-can-be/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-11</lastmod>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Girls in the club showing how sexy they can be]]></image:caption>
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			<video:thumbnail_loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5696/preview.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc>
			<video:title><![CDATA[Girls in the club showing how sexy they can be]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[What club is this?]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>29</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>5.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>5</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-03-31</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[Hotness]]></video:category>
								</video:video>
	</url>
		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5695/she-had-a-great-comment-about-no-kings/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-11</lastmod>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[She had a great comment about NO KINGS]]></image:caption>
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		<video:video>
			<video:thumbnail_loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5695/preview.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc>
			<video:title><![CDATA[She had a great comment about NO KINGS]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[The best take on No kings is right here.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>134</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>5.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>7</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-03-31</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[Culture]]></video:category>
								</video:video>
	</url>
		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5694/trump-had-no-problem-resharing-this-video/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-11</lastmod>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Trump had no problem resharing this video]]></image:caption>
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		<video:video>
			<video:thumbnail_loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5694/preview.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc>
			<video:title><![CDATA[Trump had no problem resharing this video]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[The video reached President Trump, and he just reposted it! This could be the start of saying goodbye to fake news.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>128</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>5.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>3</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-03-31</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[News]]></video:category>
								</video:video>
	</url>
		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5693/lionel-ritchie-trashes-rude-celebs-after-chappell-roan-fallout/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-11</lastmod>
		<changefreq>daily</changefreq>
		<priority>0.8</priority>
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			<image:loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5693/preview.jpg</image:loc>
			<image:caption><![CDATA[Lionel Ritchie trashes rude celebs after Chappell Roan fallout]]></image:caption>
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		<video:video>
			<video:thumbnail_loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5693/preview.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc>
			<video:title><![CDATA[Lionel Ritchie trashes rude celebs after Chappell Roan fallout]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[Lionel Ritchie calls out celebrities who are stuck up slobs amid Chappell Roan being accused of being rude. Roan sucks anyway. Her music is garbage and Pink Pony Club is pretty much the dumbest song on the planet. “The universe gave you what you were asking for, now, what is it about people you don’t like? You want to be famous and rich without people? It doesn’t work like that.”]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>48</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>0.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>7</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-03-31</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[Wild]]></video:category>
								</video:video>
	</url>
		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5692/psycho-hoa-karen-ends-up-in-handcuffs/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-11</lastmod>
		<changefreq>daily</changefreq>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Psycho HOA KAREN ends up in handcuffs]]></image:caption>
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		<video:video>
			<video:thumbnail_loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5692/preview.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc>
			<video:title><![CDATA[Psycho HOA KAREN ends up in handcuffs]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[The ultimate HOA power trip ended with an arrest. A neighborhood HOA president was caught snooping inside a resident’s car over a parking dispute. When police showed up, she refused to back down, yelling that her “HOA bylaws” overruled actual law. They didn’t. She lost it and wound up in handcuffs. I’m a fan of women in handcuffs, just not this one.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>144</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>5.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>6</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-03-31</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[Crazy]]></video:category>
								</video:video>
	</url>
		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5691/democrat-muslim-virginia-senator-wants-to-track-americans/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-11</lastmod>
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			<image:loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5691/preview.jpg</image:loc>
			<image:caption><![CDATA[Democrat Muslim Virginia Senator wants to track Americans]]></image:caption>
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		<video:video>
			<video:thumbnail_loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5691/preview.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc>
			<video:title><![CDATA[Democrat Muslim Virginia Senator wants to track Americans]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[A Democratic Muslim senator from Virginia has introduced a bill to classify Islamophobia as a hate crime and to create a database tracking Americans who show disrespect toward Islam. Unbelievable.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>65</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>5.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>4</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-03-31</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[News]]></video:category>
								</video:video>
	</url>
		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5690/who-wears-this-to-a-sports-event/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-11</lastmod>
		<changefreq>daily</changefreq>
		<priority>0.8</priority>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Who wears this to a sports event?]]></image:caption>
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		<video:video>
			<video:thumbnail_loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5690/preview.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc>
			<video:title><![CDATA[Who wears this to a sports event?]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[Is she a cheerleader? Or just a hot fan?]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>17</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>5.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>4</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-03-31</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[Hotness]]></video:category>
								</video:video>
	</url>
		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5689/warning-this-is-not-sydney-sweeney/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-11</lastmod>
		<changefreq>daily</changefreq>
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			<image:loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5689/preview.jpg</image:loc>
			<image:caption><![CDATA[Warning, this is not Sydney Sweeney]]></image:caption>
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		<video:video>
			<video:thumbnail_loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5689/preview.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc>
			<video:title><![CDATA[Warning, this is not Sydney Sweeney]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[Because she Makes Sydney look like a B Cup!]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>23</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>5.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>4</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-03-31</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[Hotness]]></video:category>
								</video:video>
	</url>
		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5688/never-heard-of-khushi-kapoor-let-me-introduce-you/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-11</lastmod>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Never heard of Khushi Kapoor? Let me introduce you]]></image:caption>
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		<video:video>
			<video:thumbnail_loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5688/preview.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc>
			<video:title><![CDATA[Never heard of Khushi Kapoor? Let me introduce you]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[Khushi Kapoor has your attention now, doesn't she!]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>23</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>5.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>5</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-03-31</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[Hotness]]></video:category>
								</video:video>
	</url>
		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5687/not-all-selfie-videos-are-the-same/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-11</lastmod>
		<changefreq>daily</changefreq>
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		<image:image>
			<image:loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5687/preview.jpg</image:loc>
			<image:caption><![CDATA[Not all selfie videos are the same]]></image:caption>
		</image:image>
		<video:video>
			<video:thumbnail_loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5687/preview.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc>
			<video:title><![CDATA[Not all selfie videos are the same]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[She has a lot to celebrate here!]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>14</video:duration>

																				<video:content_loc>https://crankers.com/get_file/1/a6dd76b13a837a41835146aa86e68085/5000/5687/5687.mp4/</video:content_loc>
							
			<video:rating>5.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>5</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-03-31</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[Hotness]]></video:category>
								</video:video>
	</url>
		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5686/is-she-all-natural-do-you-even-care/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-11</lastmod>
		<changefreq>daily</changefreq>
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		<image:image>
			<image:loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5686/preview.jpg</image:loc>
			<image:caption><![CDATA[Is she all natural? Do you even care?]]></image:caption>
		</image:image>
		<video:video>
			<video:thumbnail_loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5686/preview.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc>
			<video:title><![CDATA[Is she all natural? Do you even care?]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[Well, well, well. What do we have here?]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>12</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>5.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>4</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-03-31</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[Hotness]]></video:category>
								</video:video>
	</url>
		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5685/rutgers-gymnastics-representing-new-jersey/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-11</lastmod>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Rutgers gymnastics representing New Jersey!]]></image:caption>
		</image:image>
		<video:video>
			<video:thumbnail_loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5685/preview.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc>
			<video:title><![CDATA[Rutgers gymnastics representing New Jersey!]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[I don't know how they pull this stuff off.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>32</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>0.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>7</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-03-31</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[Hotness]]></video:category>
								</video:video>
	</url>
		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5684/wnba-stinks-but-this-women-s-sport-is-alright/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-11</lastmod>
		<changefreq>daily</changefreq>
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		<image:image>
			<image:loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5684/preview.jpg</image:loc>
			<image:caption><![CDATA[WNBA stinks, but this women's sport is alright]]></image:caption>
		</image:image>
		<video:video>
			<video:thumbnail_loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5684/preview.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc>
			<video:title><![CDATA[WNBA stinks, but this women's sport is alright]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[I gotta start watching more female sports if they're gonna be like this.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>42</video:duration>

																				<video:content_loc>https://crankers.com/get_file/1/6bc6234a733d676d0e2b4536ed0c0e97/5000/5684/5684.mp4/</video:content_loc>
							
			<video:rating>0.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>5</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-03-31</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[Hotness]]></video:category>
								</video:video>
	</url>
		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5683/bro-hits-a-splif-chugs-a-beer-lights-himself-on-fire-and-flips-into-waterfall/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-11</lastmod>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Bro hits a splif, chugs a beer, lights himself on fire and flips into waterfall]]></image:caption>
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		<video:video>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[Bro hits a splif, chugs a beer, lights himself on fire and flips into waterfall]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[Bro hits a splif, chugs a beer, lights himself on fire and flips into a waterfall.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>20</video:duration>

																				<video:content_loc>https://crankers.com/get_file/1/a196c089d352b162b35c9993928d5106/5000/5683/5683.mp4/</video:content_loc>
							
			<video:rating>0.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>3</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-03-31</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[Crazy]]></video:category>
								</video:video>
	</url>
		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5682/i-drive-over-potholes-bc-democrats-spent-my-taxes-on-illegals/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-11</lastmod>
		<changefreq>daily</changefreq>
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			<image:loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5682/preview.jpg</image:loc>
			<image:caption><![CDATA[I drive over potholes bc Democrats spent my taxes on illegals]]></image:caption>
		</image:image>
		<video:video>
			<video:thumbnail_loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5682/preview.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc>
			<video:title><![CDATA[I drive over potholes bc Democrats spent my taxes on illegals]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[She isn't wrong.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>6</video:duration>

																				<video:content_loc>https://crankers.com/get_file/1/20e39f1b1ac9005c2e28aff6cbe72a0d/5000/5682/5682.mp4/</video:content_loc>
							
			<video:rating>0.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>4</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-03-31</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[Culture]]></video:category>
								</video:video>
	</url>
		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5681/americans-have-had-enough-of-radical-muslims/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-11</lastmod>
		<changefreq>daily</changefreq>
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		<image:image>
			<image:loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5681/preview.jpg</image:loc>
			<image:caption><![CDATA[Americans have had enough of radical Muslims]]></image:caption>
		</image:image>
		<video:video>
			<video:thumbnail_loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5681/preview.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc>
			<video:title><![CDATA[Americans have had enough of radical Muslims]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[This post has over 31,000 Likes in under 24 hours Americans have had enough of radical Muslims in their country.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>57</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>0.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>7</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-03-31</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[Culture]]></video:category>
								</video:video>
	</url>
		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5680/every-hot-chick-needs-a-one-piece-like-this/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-11</lastmod>
		<changefreq>daily</changefreq>
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			<image:loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5680/preview.jpg</image:loc>
			<image:caption><![CDATA[Every hot chick needs a one-piece like this]]></image:caption>
		</image:image>
		<video:video>
			<video:thumbnail_loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5680/preview.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc>
			<video:title><![CDATA[Every hot chick needs a one-piece like this]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[Oh yeah, right up in there.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>36</video:duration>

																				<video:content_loc>https://crankers.com/get_file/1/de7014f1bf1573d6dda0249940b46573/5000/5680/5680.mp4/</video:content_loc>
							
			<video:rating>0.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>3</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-03-31</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[Hotness]]></video:category>
								</video:video>
	</url>
		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5679/gym-videos-getting-sweaty/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-11</lastmod>
		<changefreq>daily</changefreq>
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			<image:loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5679/preview.jpg</image:loc>
			<image:caption><![CDATA[gym videos getting sweaty]]></image:caption>
		</image:image>
		<video:video>
			<video:thumbnail_loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5679/preview.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc>
			<video:title><![CDATA[gym videos getting sweaty]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>64</video:duration>

																				<video:content_loc>https://crankers.com/get_file/1/ff6e02186bc81290a985802e44384c68/5000/5679/5679.mp4/</video:content_loc>
							
			<video:rating>0.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>2</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-03-31</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[Hotness]]></video:category>
								</video:video>
	</url>
		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5678/we-know-what-happens-next/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-11</lastmod>
		<changefreq>daily</changefreq>
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			<image:loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5678/preview.jpg</image:loc>
			<image:caption><![CDATA[we know what happens next]]></image:caption>
		</image:image>
		<video:video>
			<video:thumbnail_loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5678/preview.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc>
			<video:title><![CDATA[we know what happens next]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[They acting like this is innocent.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>105</video:duration>

																				<video:content_loc>https://crankers.com/get_file/1/003e3bfc7d86a91dda154c8ab7a912d1/5000/5678/5678.mp4/</video:content_loc>
							
			<video:rating>0.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>3</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-03-31</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[Hotness]]></video:category>
								</video:video>
	</url>
		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5677/all-eyes-on-the-prize/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-11</lastmod>
		<changefreq>daily</changefreq>
		<priority>0.8</priority>
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			<image:loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5677/preview.jpg</image:loc>
			<image:caption><![CDATA[All eyes on the prize]]></image:caption>
		</image:image>
		<video:video>
			<video:thumbnail_loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5677/preview.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc>
			<video:title><![CDATA[All eyes on the prize]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[Who's the fight girl? Damn!]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>95</video:duration>

																				<video:content_loc>https://crankers.com/get_file/1/cfb7bdedec618d21272f7fe93e3d12fe/5000/5677/5677.mp4/</video:content_loc>
							
			<video:rating>0.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>2</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-03-31</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[Hotness]]></video:category>
								</video:video>
	</url>
		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5676/two-sweaty-girls-working-out-in-the-gym/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-11</lastmod>
		<changefreq>daily</changefreq>
		<priority>0.8</priority>
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			<image:loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5676/preview.jpg</image:loc>
			<image:caption><![CDATA[Two sweaty girls working out in the gym]]></image:caption>
		</image:image>
		<video:video>
			<video:thumbnail_loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5676/preview.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc>
			<video:title><![CDATA[Two sweaty girls working out in the gym]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[Girls staying in shape is a win.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>60</video:duration>

																				<video:content_loc>https://crankers.com/get_file/1/ae237159994b4daebf24ef0a65f6d7a7/5000/5676/5676.mp4/</video:content_loc>
							
			<video:rating>0.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>4</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-03-31</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[Hotness]]></video:category>
								</video:video>
	</url>
		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5675/does-it-fit-good-on-me/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-11</lastmod>
		<changefreq>daily</changefreq>
		<priority>0.8</priority>
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			<image:loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5675/preview.jpg</image:loc>
			<image:caption><![CDATA[Does it fit good on me?]]></image:caption>
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		<video:video>
			<video:thumbnail_loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5675/preview.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc>
			<video:title><![CDATA[Does it fit good on me?]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[That's how ya shake it.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>32</video:duration>

																				<video:content_loc>https://crankers.com/get_file/1/c9d0057d8a92bc2853c9c65e5f7259b1/5000/5675/5675.mp4/</video:content_loc>
							
			<video:rating>0.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>5</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-03-31</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[Hotness]]></video:category>
								</video:video>
	</url>
		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5674/i-love-america/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-11</lastmod>
		<changefreq>daily</changefreq>
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			<image:loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5674/preview.jpg</image:loc>
			<image:caption><![CDATA[I love America]]></image:caption>
		</image:image>
		<video:video>
			<video:thumbnail_loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5674/preview.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc>
			<video:title><![CDATA[I love America]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[Proud to be an American!]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>18</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>0.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>3</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-03-31</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[Hotness]]></video:category>
								</video:video>
	</url>
		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5673/venezuela-is-that-you/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-11</lastmod>
		<changefreq>daily</changefreq>
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			<image:loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5673/preview.jpg</image:loc>
			<image:caption><![CDATA[Venezuela, is that you?]]></image:caption>
		</image:image>
		<video:video>
			<video:thumbnail_loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5673/preview.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc>
			<video:title><![CDATA[Venezuela, is that you?]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[These videos are all over Facebook.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>10</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>0.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>3</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-03-31</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[Hotness]]></video:category>
								</video:video>
	</url>
		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5672/french-maid-outfit-not-bad/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-11</lastmod>
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			<image:loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5672/preview.jpg</image:loc>
			<image:caption><![CDATA[French Maid outfit, not bad!]]></image:caption>
		</image:image>
		<video:video>
			<video:thumbnail_loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5672/preview.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc>
			<video:title><![CDATA[French Maid outfit, not bad!]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[When the maid shows up like this]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>13</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>0.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>4</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-03-31</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[Hotness]]></video:category>
								</video:video>
	</url>
		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5671/americans-ticked-off-after-minnesota-fraudster-gets-short-sentence/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-11</lastmod>
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			<image:loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5671/preview.jpg</image:loc>
			<image:caption><![CDATA[Americans TICKED OFF after Minnesota fraudster gets SHORT SENTENCE]]></image:caption>
		</image:image>
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			<video:thumbnail_loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5671/preview.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc>
			<video:title><![CDATA[Americans TICKED OFF after Minnesota fraudster gets SHORT SENTENCE]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[Outrage is growing after another Minnesota fraudster received a short prison sentence. Zamzam Jama was given just six months. She was part of a $5.6 million scheme involving her family and was directly responsible for about $500,000. DEPORT NOW!!!]]></video:description>
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			<video:publication_date>2026-03-31</video:publication_date>
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		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5670/boise-mayor-forced-to-remove-lgbtq-flag-after-law-passes/</loc>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Boise mayor forced to remove LGBTQ+ flag after law passes]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[Boise mayor forced to remove LGBTQ+ flag after law passes]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[Boise mayor forced to take city hall's LGBTQ+ flag down after law passes. There shouldn't be any flags like this in public anyway. No one cares who you sleep with. It doesn't need to be advertised.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>20</video:duration>

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			<video:publication_date>2026-03-31</video:publication_date>
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		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5669/desantis-moves-to-impeach-radical-leftist-judge-who-released-a-thug-that-killed-a-child/</loc>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[DeSantis moves to impeach radical leftist judge who released a thug that killed a child]]></image:caption>
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			<video:thumbnail_loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5669/preview.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc>
			<video:title><![CDATA[DeSantis moves to impeach radical leftist judge who released a thug that killed a child]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[Governor Ron DeSantis is seeking to have a judge impeached after she released a known predator who later killed a 5-year-old girl. He is petitioning the State Legislature to remove Judge Tiffany Baker from her position. “Until you start holding these judges ACCOUNTABLE, they are going to continue to find ways to benefit the criminal element!”  &lt;div&gt;“This was an outrage. This was such an easy call to make sure that this guy was put behind bars, and this judge refused to do it!”&lt;/div&gt;]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>64</video:duration>

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			<video:publication_date>2026-03-31</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[News]]></video:category>
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		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5668/rashida-tlaib-connected-to-terrorists-report/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-11</lastmod>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Rashida Tlaib connected to TERRORISTS: report]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[Rashida Tlaib connected to TERRORISTS: report]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[A 19-page report raises national security concerns about Rashida Tlaib, alleging ties to terrorist groups. It claims she directed $550,000 in campaign funds to a consulting firm linked to Hamas. Providing financial support to terrorist organizations can lead to federal prison time.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>106</video:duration>

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			<video:publication_date>2026-03-31</video:publication_date>
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		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5667/should-america-withdraw-from-nato-if-they-re-being-useless/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-11</lastmod>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Should America withdraw from NATO if they're being useless?]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[Should America withdraw from NATO if they're being useless?]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[If Europe won’t let us use the bases we fund and staff for their defense, we should shut them down and bring our troops home. If Russia attacks, we can decide later whether we feel like stepping in.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>28</video:duration>

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			<video:publication_date>2026-03-31</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[News]]></video:category>
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		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5666/trump-uses-a-real-pen-to-sign-a-landmark-executive-order/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-11</lastmod>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Trump uses a REAL PEN to sign a landmark Executive Order]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[Trump uses a REAL PEN to sign a landmark Executive Order]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[President Trump has signed a landmark executive order that cracks down on mass mail-in voting and reinforces citizenship requirements.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>45</video:duration>

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			<video:view_count>4</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-03-31</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[News]]></video:category>
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		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5665/guess-who-ran-out-on-their-food-bill/</loc>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Guess who ran out on their food bill?]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[Guess who ran out on their food bill?]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[Two women skipped out on their bill after eating and drinking at Tasty Tails in Dallas. The small, family-owned restaurant is now seeking help to identify them. What a pair of inconsiderate freeloading slobs.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>30</video:duration>

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			<video:publication_date>2026-03-31</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[Wild]]></video:category>
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		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5664/she-started-the-fight-then-found-out/</loc>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[She started the fight, then FOUND OUT]]></image:caption>
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			<video:thumbnail_loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5664/preview.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc>
			<video:title><![CDATA[She started the fight, then FOUND OUT]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[What the heck was she thinking when she did that?]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>39</video:duration>

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			<video:publication_date>2026-03-31</video:publication_date>
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		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5663/wait-for-it-wait-for-it2/</loc>
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			<image:loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5663/preview.jpg</image:loc>
			<image:caption><![CDATA[Wait for it.... wait for it...]]></image:caption>
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			<video:thumbnail_loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5663/preview.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc>
			<video:title><![CDATA[Wait for it.... wait for it...]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[I should not be laughing this hard.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>15</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>0.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>6</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-03-31</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[Wild]]></video:category>
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	</url>
		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5662/trump-makes-reporters-look-dumber-than-usual-after-clueless-question/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-11</lastmod>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Trump makes reporters look dumber than usual after clueless question]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[Trump makes reporters look dumber than usual after clueless question]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[Are these reporters just making things up now? Just listen to what they're saying and then check out Trump's response. It's epic. He makes them all look like clowns.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>60</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>5.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>4</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-04-01</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[News]]></video:category>
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		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5661/atl-airport-spirit-airlines-turns-into-all-out-brawl/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-11</lastmod>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[ATL airport Spirit Airlines turns into all out brawl]]></image:caption>
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			<video:thumbnail_loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5661/preview.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc>
			<video:title><![CDATA[ATL airport Spirit Airlines turns into all out brawl]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[What the heck started this massive brawl at the ATL airport? Is it always Spirit Airlines people acting like this?]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>38</video:duration>

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			<video:view_count>3</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-04-01</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[Crazy]]></video:category>
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		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5660/shawana-denise-harris-got-5-years-in-jail-for-scheme-that-caused-mass-accidents/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-11</lastmod>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Shawana Denise Harris got 5 years in jail for scheme that caused mass accidents]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[Shawana Denise Harris got 5 years in jail for scheme that caused mass accidents]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[While working at the California DMV, Shawana Denise Harris accepted about $277,000 in bribes to falsify records, altering information for at least 185 drivers. She was sentenced to five years for conspiracy to commit bribery, and police reported that 23 accidents were connected to the case.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>44</video:duration>

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			<video:view_count>4</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-04-01</video:publication_date>
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		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5659/muslim-uber-driver-rapes-woman-then-dad-tracks-phone-and-justice-ensues/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-11</lastmod>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Muslim Uber Driver rapes woman, then Dad tracks phone and justice ensues]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[Muslim Uber Driver rapes woman, then Dad tracks phone and justice ensues]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[A 58-year-old Uber driver named Ahmed Ali allegedly pretended to drop off an intoxicated young woman, instead driving her to a secluded location where he assaulted her. Her father reportedly tracked her phone, located them, and confronted the driver with physical justice.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>106</video:duration>

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			<video:publication_date>2026-04-01</video:publication_date>
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		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5658/cop-rides-bicycle-into-a-fist-fight-face-first-takes-them-both-on/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-11</lastmod>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Cop rides bicycle into a fist fight face first, takes them both on]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[Cop rides bicycle into a fist fight face first, takes them both on]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[Two women were fighting in the street when, out of nowhere, a police officer on a bicycle came and rammed into them! He kept grappling with the women in an effort to break up the fight. This guy definitely earned his raise.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>39</video:duration>

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			<video:publication_date>2026-04-01</video:publication_date>
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		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5657/democrats-made-statues-of-george-floyd-but-don-t-care-about-iryna/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-11</lastmod>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Democrats made statues of George Floyd, but don't care about Iryna]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[Democrats made statues of George Floyd, but don't care about Iryna]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[If Iryna’s case were like George Floyd’s, the damage across the country would be in the billions. Greg Gutfeld is calling out what he sees as the hypocrisy of racist Democrats. In an ideal world, every female politician would have marched for Iryna and demanded justice, but according to this view, Democrats don’t seem to care about women or common sense, focusing instead on illegal immigrants, addicts, and criminals.]]></video:description>
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			<video:view_count>5</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-04-01</video:publication_date>
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		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5656/eric-swalwell-accused-of-sleeping-with-interns-making-them-sign-nda-s-to-keep-quiet/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-11</lastmod>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Eric Swalwell accused of sleeping with interns, making them sign NDA's to keep quiet]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[Eric Swalwell accused of sleeping with interns, making them sign NDA's to keep quiet]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[Multiple women are allegedly accusing Eric Swalwell of trying to sleep with interns and young staffers, using NDAs to silence them, and constantly sliding into DMs as if it were his main occupation. According to one whistleblower, “He’s slept with so many… and they…”]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>106</video:duration>

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			<video:publication_date>2026-04-01</video:publication_date>
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		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5655/entitled-tiktoker-loses-in-court-over-car-video/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-11</lastmod>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Entitled TikToker LOSES in court over CAR video]]></image:caption>
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			<video:thumbnail_loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5655/preview.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc>
			<video:title><![CDATA[Entitled TikToker LOSES in court over CAR video]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[TikTok is the worst app with the dumbest people.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>49</video:duration>

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			<video:view_count>4</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-04-01</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[Culture]]></video:category>
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		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5654/rep-anna-paulina-luna-refers-criminal-fraudsters-to-cecot/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-11</lastmod>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Rep. Anna Paulina Luna refers CRIMINAL FRAUDSTERS to CECOT]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[Rep. Anna Paulina Luna refers CRIMINAL FRAUDSTERS to CECOT]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[Rep. Anna Paulina Luna says, &#34;Today I referred any and every criminal found guilty of fraud regarding Minnesota fraud scheme to be denaturalized and sent for detainment in El Salvador’s high security prison CECOT.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>54</video:duration>

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			<video:view_count>5</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-04-01</video:publication_date>
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		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5653/she-wasted-250-000-on-a-pointless-degree-and-now-she-s-complaining/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-11</lastmod>
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			<image:loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5653/preview.jpg</image:loc>
			<image:caption><![CDATA[She wasted $250,000 on a pointless degree and now she's complaining]]></image:caption>
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		<video:video>
			<video:thumbnail_loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5653/preview.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc>
			<video:title><![CDATA[She wasted $250,000 on a pointless degree and now she's complaining]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[“I spent $250,000 on a philosophy degree and I can’t find ANY work.” Well, it seems like she picked the wrong school and picked the wrong major. What the heck will a degree in philosophy get her? Nothing. And why would anyone pay that much for a degree? Just go to a state school for a quarter of that price. She was just stupid and now she will pay for it. I hope her parents at least tried to talk her out of this stupidity.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>27</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>0.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>5</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-04-01</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[Wild]]></video:category>
								</video:video>
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		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5652/hopefully-prison-justice-takes-care-of-this-one/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-11</lastmod>
		<changefreq>daily</changefreq>
		<priority>0.8</priority>
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			<image:loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5652/preview.jpg</image:loc>
			<image:caption><![CDATA[Hopefully prison justice takes care of this one]]></image:caption>
		</image:image>
		<video:video>
			<video:thumbnail_loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5652/preview.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc>
			<video:title><![CDATA[Hopefully prison justice takes care of this one]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[No one should ever have to suffer through this and hopefully prison took care of this one.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>48</video:duration>

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			<video:view_count>2</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-04-01</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[Crazy]]></video:category>
								</video:video>
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		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5651/who-is-the-woman-with-eric-swalwell-is-that-not-his-wife/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-11</lastmod>
		<changefreq>daily</changefreq>
		<priority>0.8</priority>
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			<image:loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5651/preview.jpg</image:loc>
			<image:caption><![CDATA[Who is the woman with Eric Swalwell? Is that not his wife?]]></image:caption>
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		<video:video>
			<video:thumbnail_loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5651/preview.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc>
			<video:title><![CDATA[Who is the woman with Eric Swalwell? Is that not his wife?]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[Eric Swalwell is married to Brittany Watts. Does this woman resemble his wife? It would be a shame for this video to circulate, as his wife likely wouldn’t appreciate seeing it. Did Swalwell use the $17 million in the Congressional Hush Fund to silence these women?]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>39</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>0.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>3</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-04-01</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[News]]></video:category>
								</video:video>
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		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5650/democrat-rep-shomari-figures-eats-crow-in-front-of-everyone-on-voter-id/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-11</lastmod>
		<changefreq>daily</changefreq>
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			<image:loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5650/preview.jpg</image:loc>
			<image:caption><![CDATA[Democrat Rep. Shomari Figures EATS CROW in front of everyone on VOTER ID]]></image:caption>
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			<video:thumbnail_loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5650/preview.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc>
			<video:title><![CDATA[Democrat Rep. Shomari Figures EATS CROW in front of everyone on VOTER ID]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[Democrat Rep. Shomari Figures tries to fearmonger about voter ID and it backfires in front of everyone in the room.   FIGURES: “How many people in here do not have ID?”   *no one raises their hands*   FIGURES: “Everybody has ID…so I thought something a little bit different…”]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>30</video:duration>

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			<video:view_count>3</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-04-01</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[News]]></video:category>
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		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5649/she-doesn-t-realize-what-she-just-did/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-11</lastmod>
		<changefreq>daily</changefreq>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[She doesn't realize what she just did]]></image:caption>
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			<video:thumbnail_loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5649/preview.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc>
			<video:title><![CDATA[She doesn't realize what she just did]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[She has no idea, but that's OK because the man at the end of the video just let her know.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>18</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>0.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>7</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-04-01</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[Culture]]></video:category>
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		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5648/democrat-rep-delia-ramirez-wants-to-melt-ice-and-give-your-tax-money-to-illegals/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-11</lastmod>
		<changefreq>daily</changefreq>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Democrat Rep. Delia Ramirez wants to &#34;MELT ICE&#34; and give your tax money to illegals]]></image:caption>
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			<video:thumbnail_loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5648/preview.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc>
			<video:title><![CDATA[Democrat Rep. Delia Ramirez wants to &#34;MELT ICE&#34; and give your tax money to illegals]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[Democrat Rep. Delia Ramirez says her &#34;MELT ICE&#34; bill would defund ICE but redirect those funds to illegals. RAMIREZ: &#34;All that money...of ICE enforcement with your taxpayer dollars would get redirected.&#34;]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>35</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>0.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>3</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-04-01</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[News]]></video:category>
								</video:video>
	</url>
		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5647/when-a-pickup-game-of-basketball-turns-into-a-felony/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-11</lastmod>
		<changefreq>daily</changefreq>
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			<image:loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5647/preview.jpg</image:loc>
			<image:caption><![CDATA[When a pickup game of basketball turns into a felony]]></image:caption>
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			<video:thumbnail_loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5647/preview.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc>
			<video:title><![CDATA[When a pickup game of basketball turns into a felony]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[Acting like that during a friendly basketball game and targeting a kid half his size is beyond insane.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>15</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>0.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>4</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-04-01</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[Crazy]]></video:category>
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		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5646/iyo-sky-lands-on-her-neck-during-wwe-accident/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-11</lastmod>
		<changefreq>daily</changefreq>
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			<image:loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5646/preview.jpg</image:loc>
			<image:caption><![CDATA[Iyo Sky lands on her neck during WWE accident]]></image:caption>
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		<video:video>
			<video:thumbnail_loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5646/preview.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc>
			<video:title><![CDATA[Iyo Sky lands on her neck during WWE accident]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[Someone slowed down the footage of Iyo Sky’s WWE accident to really show how bad it was.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>28</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>0.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>4</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-04-01</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[Culture]]></video:category>
								</video:video>
	</url>
		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5645/witness-at-a-michigan-hearing-has-proof-democrats-cheated-the-election/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-11</lastmod>
		<changefreq>daily</changefreq>
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			<image:loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5645/preview.jpg</image:loc>
			<image:caption><![CDATA[Witness at a Michigan Hearing has proof Democrats cheated the election]]></image:caption>
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		<video:video>
			<video:thumbnail_loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5645/preview.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc>
			<video:title><![CDATA[Witness at a Michigan Hearing has proof Democrats cheated the election]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[A witness at a Michigan hearing claimed that all the military ballots she observed looked like identical “xerox copies,” with none belonging to registered Michigan voters, and every single one marked for Biden.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>33</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>0.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>3</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-04-01</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[News]]></video:category>
								</video:video>
	</url>
		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5644/young-hoodlums-assault-elderly-man/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-11</lastmod>
		<changefreq>daily</changefreq>
		<priority>0.8</priority>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Young hoodlums assault elderly man]]></image:caption>
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		<video:video>
			<video:thumbnail_loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5644/preview.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc>
			<video:title><![CDATA[Young hoodlums assault elderly man]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[A black guy was involved in a physical altercation with an elderly white man in Canada. We don’t have to keep living this way.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>32</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>0.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>4</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-04-01</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[Crazy]]></video:category>
								</video:video>
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		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5643/sonic-employee-tells-off-rude-customer-and-it-s-awesome/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-11</lastmod>
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			<image:loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5643/preview.jpg</image:loc>
			<image:caption><![CDATA[Sonic employee tells off rude customer and it's awesome]]></image:caption>
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			<video:thumbnail_loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5643/preview.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc>
			<video:title><![CDATA[Sonic employee tells off rude customer and it's awesome]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[A Sonic employee went viral after telling a customer, “YOU THINK IGAF?” when she threatened to call corporate because he asked for a receipt. I hope he gets a raise!]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>27</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>0.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>5</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-04-01</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[Crazy]]></video:category>
								</video:video>
	</url>
		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5642/someone-paid-1-99-to-tell-her-this/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-11</lastmod>
		<changefreq>daily</changefreq>
		<priority>0.8</priority>
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			<image:loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5642/preview.jpg</image:loc>
			<image:caption><![CDATA[Someone paid $1.99 to tell her this]]></image:caption>
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		<video:video>
			<video:thumbnail_loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5642/preview.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc>
			<video:title><![CDATA[Someone paid $1.99 to tell her this]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[Someone paid $1.99 to tell her this and I had to get up from my chair when I saw it. I was laughing too hard and started coughing and choking because I did not expect it to be that funny.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>13</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>0.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>4</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-04-01</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[Culture]]></video:category>
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	</url>
		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5641/if-you-re-a-man-and-vote-for-a-woman-then-listen-to-this/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-11</lastmod>
		<changefreq>daily</changefreq>
		<priority>0.8</priority>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[If you're a man and vote for a woman, then listen to this]]></image:caption>
		</image:image>
		<video:video>
			<video:thumbnail_loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5641/preview.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc>
			<video:title><![CDATA[If you're a man and vote for a woman, then listen to this]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[This is Melonie Mac and she has a message for all the weak males out there.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>13</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>0.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>3</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-04-01</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[Crazy]]></video:category>
								</video:video>
	</url>
		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5640/this-is-how-you-fa-and-find-out/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-11</lastmod>
		<changefreq>daily</changefreq>
		<priority>0.8</priority>
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			<image:loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5640/preview.jpg</image:loc>
			<image:caption><![CDATA[This is how you FA and FIND OUT]]></image:caption>
		</image:image>
		<video:video>
			<video:thumbnail_loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5640/preview.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc>
			<video:title><![CDATA[This is how you FA and FIND OUT]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[When you pick the wrong one to start a fight with and find out the hard way.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>37</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>5.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>8</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-04-01</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[Crazy]]></video:category>
								</video:video>
	</url>
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		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5639/drunk-plumber-arrested-but-guy-on-balcony-steals-the-show/</loc>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Drunk plumber arrested, but guy on balcony steals the show]]></image:caption>
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			<video:description><![CDATA[A drunk plumber in LA fired his gun at an apartment complex, and his neighbor confronted him as he was being led away in handcuffs.]]></video:description>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[Live streamer begs for money, insults everyone who laughs and refuses to donate]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[An overweight bonnet warrior is scolding her followers during a livestream because she’s asking for money. She says she didn’t earn enough this month and is behind on rent, and she mocks those who keep scrolling without donating.]]></video:description>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[Trump just dropped a NUKE on Obama]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[In front of millions of Americans, President Trump accused Barack Obama of giving Iran cash that was allegedly used to fund global terrorism. &#34;Hussein Obama gave them $1.7 billion in cash, green, green cash! Took it out of banks from Virginia, D.C., and Maryland.&#34;]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>51</video:duration>

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			<video:publication_date>2026-04-02</video:publication_date>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[Protester CAN'T GIVE ONE ANSWER on how Trump acts like a KING]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[Critics: Trump acts like a king. Interviewer: Name one thing that makes you think that. Critics: There are a million examples. Interviewer: Just name one or two. Critics: Uh... I can’t think of any right now.]]></video:description>
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			<video:publication_date>2026-04-02</video:publication_date>
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			<video:description><![CDATA[Leftists joke that a “maggot” would be triggered seeing her with a Balenciaga bag, Fendi shoes, and paying for groceries with food stamps.]]></video:description>
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			<video:publication_date>2026-04-02</video:publication_date>
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		<lastmod>2026-05-11</lastmod>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[Kid gives CNN a STONE COLD response on Artemis II launch]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[Little boy just told CNN the funniest thing ever about the Artemis II launch: CNN: &#34;Why do you want to be here?... Why do you love being a part of history? Kid: &#34;We're going back to the f*cking moon, that's why!&#34; ???? https://t.co/olarncM5jA]]></video:description>
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		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5633/welfare-queen-jumps-through-drive-thru-window-gets-beaten-with-a-pot/</loc>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Welfare queen jumps through drive-thru window, gets BEATEN WITH A POT]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[Welfare queen jumps through drive-thru window, gets BEATEN WITH A POT]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[Lady jumps through drive-thru window and gets beat with a pot! Did she order fries with that?]]></video:description>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[PEDO AFGHANI Knocked out by FURIOUS FATHER]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[An enraged father, Glenn Cromwell Jr., delivered his own form of justice outside a courtroom. Spotting Yousuf Azami, an Afghan immigrant facing charges of kidnapping, lewdness, and the rape of a 14-year-old girl, he knocked him out with a single brutal punch.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>21</video:duration>

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			<video:publication_date>2026-04-02</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[Crazy]]></video:category>
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		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5631/karoline-leavitt-scorches-activist-left-wing-hack-reporter/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-11</lastmod>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[Karoline Leavitt SCORCHES activist left-wing HACK reporter]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[Karoline Leavitt ruined this reporter's life. &#34;REPORTER&#34;: The ICE agent k*lled her recklessly and unjustifiably! LEAVITT: &#34;You're a left-wing HACK, you're not a REPORTER!&#34; ???? &#34;You shouldn't even be sitting in that SEAT! You're pretending like you're a journalist, but you're a...&#34;]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>88</video:duration>

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			<video:view_count>6</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-04-02</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[News]]></video:category>
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		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5630/trump-torches-reporter-over-clueless-hakeem-jeffries/</loc>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Trump torches reporter over Clueless Hakeem Jeffries]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[Trump torches reporter over Clueless Hakeem Jeffries]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[President Trump fired back in a major mic drop moment. REPORTER: Hakeem Jeffries called you a “wannabe king.” TRUMP: I call him a “low IQ” individual! He doesn’t even know what a tariff is!]]></video:description>
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			<video:publication_date>2026-04-02</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[News]]></video:category>
								</video:video>
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		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5629/28-democrats-wasted-tax-money-to-support-fraudster-tim-walz/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-11</lastmod>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[28 Democrats wasted tax money to support fraudster Tim Walz]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[28 Democrats wasted tax money to support fraudster Tim Walz]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[Twenty-eight Democratic members of Congress traveled to Minnesota to defend Tim Walz and the Somali fraud networks allegedly exploiting American taxpayers, while ICE works to address the situation. Check out this propaganda video featuring Pramila Jayapal praising Walz as if he were a hero.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>52</video:duration>

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			<video:publication_date>2026-04-02</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[News]]></video:category>
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	</url>
		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5628/here-s-why-eric-swalwell-is-scared-of-the-fbi/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-11</lastmod>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Here's why Eric Swalwell is scared of the FBI]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[Here's why Eric Swalwell is scared of the FBI]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[Curious about what information Eric Swalwell doesn’t want the FBI to release? Here’s part of what’s been discussed. In 2023, Kevin McCarthy was asked why he removed Swalwell from the Intelligence Committee. McCarthy explained that the FBI had advised against placing Swalwell on the committee.]]></video:description>
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							<video:category><![CDATA[News]]></video:category>
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		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5627/middle-class-mom-shows-what-s-exactly-wrong-with-our-healthcare-system/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-11</lastmod>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Middle Class Mom shows what's exactly wrong with our healthcare system]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[Middle Class Mom shows what's exactly wrong with our healthcare system]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[A mother earns $60,000 a year but still can’t afford her daughter’s medical procedure. Ironically, if she took a lower-paying job, she’d qualify for government assistance to cover it. To make matters worse, she’s from Denver, where it seems every migrant gets free benefits.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>28</video:duration>

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			<video:publication_date>2026-04-02</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[Culture]]></video:category>
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		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5626/when-you-pull-up-to-your-first-no-kings-protest/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-11</lastmod>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[When you pull up to your first No Kings protest]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[When you pull up to your first No Kings protest]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[Ahahahaha this was too funny. I was not expecting this from her.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>5</video:duration>

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			<video:view_count>7</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-04-02</video:publication_date>
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		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5625/i-don-t-care-what-anyone-says-things-are-still-too-damn-expensive/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-11</lastmod>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[I don't care what anyone says, things are STILL TOO DAMN EXPENSIVE]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[I don't care what anyone says, things are STILL TOO DAMN EXPENSIVE]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[I don't care what anyone says about the economy or how many wins Trump has, no one can lie about this one thing. It's still too damn expensive in America.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>51</video:duration>

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			<video:view_count>6</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-04-02</video:publication_date>
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		<lastmod>2026-05-11</lastmod>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Trump trashes Benz-driving Somali fraudsters to millions of people]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[Trump trashes Benz-driving Somali fraudsters to millions of people]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[Trump said the easy part out loud: &#34;[Somalis] come here with NO MONEY, buy a Mercedes Benz!&#34; &#34;And Ilhan Omar, who married her BROTHER...she's a stone cold CROOK and everybody knows it!&#34; &#34;They come from Somalia, but they come from all over. They're all crooked...&#34;]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>130</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>0.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>7</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-04-02</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[News]]></video:category>
								</video:video>
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		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5623/federal-charges-filed-time-for-gavin-newsom-to-panic/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-11</lastmod>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Federal charges filed, time for Gavin Newsom to panic]]></image:caption>
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		<video:video>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[Federal charges filed, time for Gavin Newsom to panic]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[Federal charges have been brought over the alleged misuse of Governor Newsom’s homelessness funds in California. They just waste taxpayer money and don't fix or help with anything. Scumbags everywhere in California's politics.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>123</video:duration>

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			<video:view_count>4</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-04-02</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[News]]></video:category>
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		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5622/ghetto-hoodlum-sets-fire-to-a-homeless-man-sleeping-in-the-stairwell/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-11</lastmod>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Ghetto hoodlum sets FIRE to a homeless man sleeping in the stairwell]]></image:caption>
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		<video:video>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[Ghetto hoodlum sets FIRE to a homeless man sleeping in the stairwell]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[A ghetto thug set fire to a homeless man sleeping in a stairwell in Manhattan, New York. The victim succumbed to his injuries two weeks later.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>29</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>0.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>5</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-04-02</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[Crazy]]></video:category>
								</video:video>
	</url>
		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5621/first-time-seeing-a-fight-where-everyone-lost/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-11</lastmod>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[First time seeing a fight where everyone lost]]></image:caption>
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		<video:video>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[First time seeing a fight where everyone lost]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[First time seeing a fight where everybody lost and I just can't stop laughing.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>8</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>0.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>6</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-04-02</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[Crazy]]></video:category>
								</video:video>
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		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5620/did-pam-bondi-get-fired-for-tipping-off-eric-swalwell/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-11</lastmod>
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			<image:loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5620/preview.jpg</image:loc>
			<image:caption><![CDATA[Did Pam Bondi get fired for TIPPING OFF ERIC SWALWELL?]]></image:caption>
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		<video:video>
			<video:thumbnail_loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5620/preview.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc>
			<video:title><![CDATA[Did Pam Bondi get fired for TIPPING OFF ERIC SWALWELL?]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[According to the Daily Mail, Pam Bondi was fired partly because President Trump suspected she had tipped off Eric Swalwell. Trump reportedly thought Bondi had alerted Swalwell about the FBI’s plan to share investigative documents concerning his relationship with a Chinese spy.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>98</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>0.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>5</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-04-02</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[News]]></video:category>
								</video:video>
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		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5619/dei-baltimore-mayor-cries-racism-when-he-s-caught-wasting-taxpayer-money-on-himself/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-11</lastmod>
		<changefreq>daily</changefreq>
		<priority>0.8</priority>
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			<image:loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5619/preview.jpg</image:loc>
			<image:caption><![CDATA[DEI Baltimore Mayor CRIES RACISM when he's caught wasting taxpayer money on himself]]></image:caption>
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		<video:video>
			<video:thumbnail_loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5619/preview.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc>
			<video:title><![CDATA[DEI Baltimore Mayor CRIES RACISM when he's caught wasting taxpayer money on himself]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[Baltimore Mayor Brandon Scott is facing heavy criticism for accusing a reporter of racism after being asked about his recent purchase of a $165,000 SUV with taxpayer money, reportedly the most expensive executive vehicle in Maryland.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>103</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>0.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>5</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-04-02</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[News]]></video:category>
								</video:video>
	</url>
		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5618/judge-overturns-election-after-democrats-busted-ballot-stuffing/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-11</lastmod>
		<changefreq>daily</changefreq>
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			<image:loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5618/preview.jpg</image:loc>
			<image:caption><![CDATA[Judge overturns election after Democrats BUSTED ballot stuffing]]></image:caption>
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		<video:video>
			<video:thumbnail_loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5618/preview.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc>
			<video:title><![CDATA[Judge overturns election after Democrats BUSTED ballot stuffing]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[Judge overturns election after Democrats are caught ballot stuffing. Wow, what a surprise. Actually, not really. it’s exactly what we expected because Democrats are cheaters.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>273</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>0.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>3</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-04-02</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[News]]></video:category>
								</video:video>
	</url>
		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5617/trump-announces-massive-tax-change/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-11</lastmod>
		<changefreq>daily</changefreq>
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			<image:loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5617/preview.jpg</image:loc>
			<image:caption><![CDATA[Trump announces massive tax change]]></image:caption>
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		<video:video>
			<video:thumbnail_loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5617/preview.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc>
			<video:title><![CDATA[Trump announces massive tax change]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[Trump has announced what he describes as the largest tax relief plan in U.S. history, set to roll out next month. He says American families could keep an additional $11,000 to $20,000 in their annual income, with the impact expected to be felt very soon.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>42</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>0.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>2</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-04-02</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[News]]></video:category>
								</video:video>
	</url>
		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5616/this-is-why-you-don-t-drink-and-golf/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-11</lastmod>
		<changefreq>daily</changefreq>
		<priority>0.8</priority>
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			<image:loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5616/preview.jpg</image:loc>
			<image:caption><![CDATA[This is why you don't drink and golf]]></image:caption>
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		<video:video>
			<video:thumbnail_loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5616/preview.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc>
			<video:title><![CDATA[This is why you don't drink and golf]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[Watch them drive the golf carts in the worst, but funniest way ever.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>10</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>5.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>3</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-04-03</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[Culture]]></video:category>
								</video:video>
	</url>
		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5615/fenway-park-booed-leftist-mayor-michelle-wu-at-red-sox-opening-day/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-11</lastmod>
		<changefreq>daily</changefreq>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Fenway Park BOOED leftist Mayor Michelle Wu at Red Sox opening day]]></image:caption>
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			<video:thumbnail_loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5615/preview.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc>
			<video:title><![CDATA[Fenway Park BOOED leftist Mayor Michelle Wu at Red Sox opening day]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[At Red Sox opening day, Fenway Park erupted in boos for Mayor Michelle Wu and Governor Healey. With 37,000 fans in attendance, the crowd sent a loud message that they don’t want these woke leftist Democrats in office.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>17</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>5.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>7</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-04-03</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[News]]></video:category>
								</video:video>
	</url>
		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5614/ad-for-nj-congressional-candidate-has-no-english-in-it/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-11</lastmod>
		<changefreq>daily</changefreq>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Ad for NJ congressional candidate has NO ENGLISH in it]]></image:caption>
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			<video:thumbnail_loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5614/preview.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc>
			<video:title><![CDATA[Ad for NJ congressional candidate has NO ENGLISH in it]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[An ad for a congressional candidate in New Jersey with not a single word in English. What is going on here? Total garbage. This is America, go somewhere else with that nonsense.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>25</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>0.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>3</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-04-03</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[News]]></video:category>
								</video:video>
	</url>
		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5613/failing-gov-candidate-james-fishback-looks-even-dumber-on-piers-morgan/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-11</lastmod>
		<changefreq>daily</changefreq>
		<priority>0.8</priority>
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			<image:loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5613/preview.jpg</image:loc>
			<image:caption><![CDATA[Failing Gov candidate James Fishback looks even dumber on Piers Morgan]]></image:caption>
		</image:image>
		<video:video>
			<video:thumbnail_loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5613/preview.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc>
			<video:title><![CDATA[Failing Gov candidate James Fishback looks even dumber on Piers Morgan]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[Florida Governor candidate James Fishback looks like a complete moron as he speaks with Sophie Rain on the Piers Morgan show. Fishback wants to tax women 50% for a SIN TAX. Weather you like their content or not, a 50% tax on anything is criminal and no one with a sane mind should ever support something so stupid.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>223</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>0.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>6</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-04-03</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[News]]></video:category>
								</video:video>
	</url>
		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5612/woke-ob-gyn-busted-harassing-ice-agents-faces-massive-backlash/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-11</lastmod>
		<changefreq>daily</changefreq>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Woke OB‑GYN busted harassing ICE agents, faces massive backlash]]></image:caption>
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		<video:video>
			<video:thumbnail_loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5612/preview.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc>
			<video:title><![CDATA[Woke OB‑GYN busted harassing ICE agents, faces massive backlash]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[Dr. Jennifer Lincoln, an OB‑GYN, is under fire for behaving unprofessionally toward ICE agents. At an airport, she reportedly approached two agents and harassed them.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>27</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>0.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>1</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-04-03</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[News]]></video:category>
								</video:video>
	</url>
		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5611/antifa-squad-busted-on-terrorism-charges/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-11</lastmod>
		<changefreq>daily</changefreq>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Antifa squad busted on TERRORISM charges]]></image:caption>
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			<video:thumbnail_loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5611/preview.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc>
			<video:title><![CDATA[Antifa squad busted on TERRORISM charges]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[All nine members of an Antifa group in Texas have been found guilty of terrorism charges filed by the DOJ.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>119</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>5.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>2</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-04-03</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[News]]></video:category>
								</video:video>
	</url>
		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5610/pregnant-hooker-with-an-ankle-monitor-was-not-on-my-radar-today/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-11</lastmod>
		<changefreq>daily</changefreq>
		<priority>0.8</priority>
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			<image:loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5610/preview.jpg</image:loc>
			<image:caption><![CDATA[Pregnant hooker with an ankle monitor was not on my radar today]]></image:caption>
		</image:image>
		<video:video>
			<video:thumbnail_loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5610/preview.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc>
			<video:title><![CDATA[Pregnant hooker with an ankle monitor was not on my radar today]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[An alleged hooker is going viral after being seen working while pregnant and wearing an ankle monitor.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>34</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>0.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>3</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-04-03</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[Crazy]]></video:category>
								</video:video>
	</url>
		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5609/if-someone-made-a-gender-horror-movie-they-would-be-in-it/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-11</lastmod>
		<changefreq>daily</changefreq>
		<priority>0.8</priority>
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			<image:loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5609/preview.jpg</image:loc>
			<image:caption><![CDATA[If someone made a gender horror movie, they would be in it]]></image:caption>
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		<video:video>
			<video:thumbnail_loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5609/preview.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc>
			<video:title><![CDATA[If someone made a gender horror movie, they would be in it]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[Seriously, what is even going on here? And where did that other one come from.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>23</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>0.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>3</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-04-03</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[Crazy]]></video:category>
								</video:video>
	</url>
		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5608/just-going-for-a-ride-on-the-bike/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-11</lastmod>
		<changefreq>daily</changefreq>
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			<image:loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5608/preview.jpg</image:loc>
			<image:caption><![CDATA[Just going for a ride on the bike]]></image:caption>
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		<video:video>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[Just going for a ride on the bike]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[Who wants to give her a little push to get on the bike?]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>29</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>0.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>4</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-04-03</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[Hotness]]></video:category>
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	</url>
		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5607/gavin-newsom-s-wife-is-100x-s-worse-than-anyone-expected/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-11</lastmod>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Gavin Newsom’s wife is 100x's worse than anyone expected]]></image:caption>
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		<video:video>
			<video:thumbnail_loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5607/preview.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc>
			<video:title><![CDATA[Gavin Newsom’s wife is 100x's worse than anyone expected]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[DISGUSTING: Gavin Newsom’s wife shared her approach to raising their son, saying, “I’ve given our boys dolls… and if I’m reading a book where the protagonist is male, I just change ‘he’ to ‘she.’”]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>68</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>0.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>3</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-04-03</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[News]]></video:category>
								</video:video>
	</url>
		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5606/pedo-roblox-programmer-arrested-in-new-orleans/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-11</lastmod>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[PEDO Roblox programmer arrested in New Orleans]]></image:caption>
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		<video:video>
			<video:thumbnail_loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5606/preview.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc>
			<video:title><![CDATA[PEDO Roblox programmer arrested in New Orleans]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[Shocking news from New Orleans: a Roblox programmer has been arrested for possessing child sexual abuse material and importing a child sex doll, and is now facing 195 additional charges involving the sexual abuse of animals.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>26</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>0.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>2</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-04-03</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[Crazy]]></video:category>
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	</url>
		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5605/here-s-a-look-at-artemis-ii-rocket-launch-to-the-moon/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-11</lastmod>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Here's a look at Artemis II rocket launch to the moon]]></image:caption>
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		<video:video>
			<video:thumbnail_loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5605/preview.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc>
			<video:title><![CDATA[Here's a look at Artemis II rocket launch to the moon]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[She got to see the Artemis II rocket launch to the moon! I guess this is a view everyone would be OK with!]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>18</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>5.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>5</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-04-03</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[Hotness]]></video:category>
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	</url>
		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5604/really-lady-sticking-your-face-in-the-food/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-11</lastmod>
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			<image:loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5604/preview.jpg</image:loc>
			<image:caption><![CDATA[Really lady, sticking your face IN THE FOOD?]]></image:caption>
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		<video:video>
			<video:thumbnail_loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5604/preview.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc>
			<video:title><![CDATA[Really lady, sticking your face IN THE FOOD?]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[What kind of person does this? Now no one else will want any.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>10</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>0.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>16</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-04-03</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[Culture]]></video:category>
								</video:video>
	</url>
		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5603/actress-laura-benanti-whines-like-a-crybaby-when-no-one-recognizes-her/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-11</lastmod>
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			<image:loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5603/preview.jpg</image:loc>
			<image:caption><![CDATA[Actress Laura Benanti whines like a crybaby when no one recognizes her]]></image:caption>
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		<video:video>
			<video:thumbnail_loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5603/preview.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc>
			<video:title><![CDATA[Actress Laura Benanti whines like a crybaby when no one recognizes her]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[Actress Laura Benanti had her ego slightly bruised while boarding a plane after encountering a group of teenagers from a theater program who didn’t recognize her. She joked in her caption, “I guess they weren’t alive to watch The Tonys in 2008.” Yeah lady, no one knows who you are and no one gives a rat's butt who you are. You ain't special, honey.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>40</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>0.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>4</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-04-03</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[Wild]]></video:category>
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	</url>
		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5602/rotten-hoodrat-suckers-innocent-woman-then-gets-stomped-by-four-firemen/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-11</lastmod>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Rotten hoodrat suckers innocent woman, then gets STOMPED by FOUR FIREMEN]]></image:caption>
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			<video:thumbnail_loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5602/preview.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc>
			<video:title><![CDATA[Rotten hoodrat suckers innocent woman, then gets STOMPED by FOUR FIREMEN]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[FAFO! A random woman gets sucker-punched out of nowhere, and the thug thought he could just ride off. Wrong! After watching the clip, it’s hard not to think that justice alone isn’t always enough. sometimes a bit of street justice feels necessary!]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>22</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>0.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>2</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-04-03</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[Crazy]]></video:category>
								</video:video>
	</url>
		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5601/broke-democrat-rep-lamonica-mciver-begging-for-money/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-11</lastmod>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[BROKE Democrat Rep. LaMonica McIver begging for money]]></image:caption>
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			<video:thumbnail_loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5601/preview.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc>
			<video:title><![CDATA[BROKE Democrat Rep. LaMonica McIver begging for money]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[Democrat Rep. LaMonica McIver begs her voters for money to help with her legal case after assaulting an ICE agent: “We need more resources fighting this case…the case is extremely expensive.&#34; It must suck to be a broke b*tch who thinks she's above the law.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>48</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>5.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>4</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-04-03</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[News]]></video:category>
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	</url>
		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5600/fishing-pond-karen-knocks-herself-out/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-11</lastmod>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Fishing Pond Karen knocks herself out]]></image:caption>
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			<video:thumbnail_loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5600/preview.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc>
			<video:title><![CDATA[Fishing Pond Karen knocks herself out]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[Karen wasn’t happy about the kids fishing in a public pond, so she chased them and snapped one of their fishing rods. In the process, she fell and took herself out. She eventually ended up in jail, right where she belonged.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>10</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>0.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>5</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-04-03</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[Crazy]]></video:category>
								</video:video>
	</url>
		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5599/if-your-prek-teacher-looks-like-this-then-run/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-11</lastmod>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[If your preK teacher looks like this, THEN RUN]]></image:caption>
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			<video:thumbnail_loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5599/preview.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc>
			<video:title><![CDATA[If your preK teacher looks like this, THEN RUN]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[Another scumbag pedophile has been busted. This one took place in New Jersey. Seriously, if you drop your kids off and there's a guy working there who looks anything like this, then run asap. No guys want this job. It's not even a certified teacher position, the dude is a pervert and we're glad he's arrested.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>47</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>0.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>3</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-04-03</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[Crazy]]></video:category>
								</video:video>
	</url>
		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5598/dog-abuser-gets-yanked-on-a-collar-for-revenge/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-11</lastmod>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Dog abuser gets YANKED on a collar for revenge]]></image:caption>
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			<video:thumbnail_loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5598/preview.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc>
			<video:title><![CDATA[Dog abuser gets YANKED on a collar for revenge]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[A dog abuser is jerked back and forth by a collar, getting yanked hard.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>44</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>0.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>5</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-04-03</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[Crazy]]></video:category>
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	</url>
		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5597/tesla-driver-left-with-brain-bleed-after-helping-someone-on-florida-highway/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-11</lastmod>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Tesla driver left with brain bleed after helping someone on Florida highway]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[Tesla driver left with brain bleed after helping someone on Florida highway]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[Tesla driver left with a brain bleed and broken ribs after being viciously beaten by a man he stopped to help on a Florida highway. Hans Hamilton driving north on the 429 Expressway near Walt Disney World when he saw a white Lexus crash into a guardrail. Daniel Coman, 44, suddenly jumped on Hamilton’s Tesla and smashed the windshield. Footage obtained by News 6 shows Coman attacking Hamilton on the ground, repeatedly striking his head and body for over 30 seconds. Hamilton managed to free himself and struck Coman in the throat to stop the assault. A deputy from the Orange County Sheriff’s Office arrived, and Coman immediately tried to fight the officer. Credit: @unlimited_ls]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>120</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>0.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>4</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-04-03</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[Crazy]]></video:category>
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	</url>
		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5596/slop-mayor-jacob-frey-pledged-1-million-tax-dollars-to-help-illegals/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-11</lastmod>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[SLOP Mayor Jacob Frey pledged $1 million tax dollars to help illegals]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[SLOP Mayor Jacob Frey pledged $1 million tax dollars to help illegals]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[Minneapolis Mayor Jacob Frey pledged $1 million dollars to help illegals impacted by ICE raids pay rent. The Minneapolis City Council then increased that figure and approved $2.8 million in additional rental assistance to help illegals. $7 million is also being given to help small businesses impacted by the ICE raids. Your tax dollars are going to pay the rent of illegals while you’re struggling to pay your own rent and can’t afford a home. Credit @WallStreetApes]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>66</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>0.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>7</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-04-03</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[News]]></video:category>
								</video:video>
	</url>
		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5595/secret-service-treats-feminist-with-gender-equality/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-11</lastmod>
		<changefreq>daily</changefreq>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Secret service treats feminist with gender equality]]></image:caption>
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			<video:thumbnail_loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5595/preview.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc>
			<video:title><![CDATA[Secret service treats feminist with gender equality]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[The secret service treats the feminist with gender equality, but I’m pretty sure he has the upper hand here. She tried to stand up to the law, but the law won.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>73</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>5.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>8</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-04-03</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[Crazy]]></video:category>
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		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5594/elite-las-vegas-private-school-eighth-graders-caught-raping-male-classmate/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-11</lastmod>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Elite Las Vegas private school eighth graders caught raping MALE classmate]]></image:caption>
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			<video:thumbnail_loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5594/preview.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc>
			<video:title><![CDATA[Elite Las Vegas private school eighth graders caught raping MALE classmate]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[Elite Las Vegas private school eighth graders caught on video brutally R*ping a male classmate on a field trip and pinning him down, using a flute + objects, punching him, and threatening to cut off his penis. Class president &amp; golf champ Vaughn Griffith (15) filmed the whole thing on Snapchat and is now charged as adult. Second teen just certified as adult too. Credit to @SeeRacists]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>80</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>0.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>5</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-04-03</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[Crazy]]></video:category>
								</video:video>
	</url>
		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5593/she-threatens-to-beat-up-anyone-talking-trash-about-her-eyes/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-11</lastmod>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[She threatens to beat up anyone talking trash about her eyes]]></image:caption>
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			<video:thumbnail_loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5593/preview.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc>
			<video:title><![CDATA[She threatens to beat up anyone talking trash about her eyes]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[First of all, she can't even see straight, so she's not beating up anyone but herself.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>21</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>0.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>7</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-04-03</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[Culture]]></video:category>
								</video:video>
	</url>
		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5592/all-charges-dropped-against-david-daleiden-for-exposing-planned-parenthood-s-baby-body-parts-trafficking-ring/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-11</lastmod>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[ALL charges dropped against David Daleiden for exposing Planned Parenthood's baby body parts trafficking ring]]></image:caption>
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		<video:video>
			<video:thumbnail_loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5592/preview.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc>
			<video:title><![CDATA[ALL charges dropped against David Daleiden for exposing Planned Parenthood's baby body parts trafficking ring]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[All charges have been dismissed against David Daleiden, who claimed to have uncovered Planned Parenthood’s trafficking of fetal body parts. His undercover videos allegedly depicted abortion providers selling these parts and joking about using the profits to buy a Lamborghini, saying, “I want to buy a Lamborghini...”]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>19</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>0.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>8</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-04-03</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[Culture]]></video:category>
								</video:video>
	</url>
		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5591/catherine-herridge-drops-bombshell-on-army-chief-of-staff/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-11</lastmod>
		<changefreq>daily</changefreq>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Catherine Herridge drops BOMBSHELL on Army Chief of Staff]]></image:caption>
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		<video:video>
			<video:thumbnail_loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5591/preview.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc>
			<video:title><![CDATA[Catherine Herridge drops BOMBSHELL on Army Chief of Staff]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[The Secretary of War has requested that Gen. Randy George, the Army Chief of Staff, resign. A soldier injured by the COVID vaccine claims Gen. George ignored her case until an investigation uncovered military records connecting her three heart attacks to the mRNA vaccine.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>75</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>5.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>6</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-04-03</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[News]]></video:category>
								</video:video>
	</url>
		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5590/two-guys-dressed-to-impress/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-11</lastmod>
		<changefreq>daily</changefreq>
		<priority>0.8</priority>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Two guys dressed to impress]]></image:caption>
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		<video:video>
			<video:thumbnail_loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5590/preview.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc>
			<video:title><![CDATA[Two guys dressed to impress]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[No seriously, guys, you're killing it. No woman could ever look this good LOL]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>61</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>0.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>7</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-04-03</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[Culture]]></video:category>
								</video:video>
	</url>
		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5589/another-random-pit-bull-attack/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-11</lastmod>
		<changefreq>daily</changefreq>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Another random pit bull attack]]></image:caption>
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		<video:video>
			<video:thumbnail_loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5589/preview.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc>
			<video:title><![CDATA[Another random pit bull attack]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[This is the one dog that I think should be eliminated from the planet. We do not need this.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>67</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>0.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>8</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-04-03</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[Crazy]]></video:category>
								</video:video>
	</url>
		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5588/ayanna-pressley-says-evictions-are-an-act-of-violence/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-11</lastmod>
		<changefreq>daily</changefreq>
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			<image:loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5588/preview.jpg</image:loc>
			<image:caption><![CDATA[Ayanna Pressley says evictions are an act of violence]]></image:caption>
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		<video:video>
			<video:thumbnail_loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5588/preview.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc>
			<video:title><![CDATA[Ayanna Pressley says evictions are an act of violence]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[Ayanna Pressley is dumber than we thought. Housing is a human right and evictions are an act of policy violence. My HELP Act would give a lifeline to families facing eviction and vital resources during this time of crisis.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>52</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>0.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>6</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-04-04</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[News]]></video:category>
								</video:video>
	</url>
		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5587/desantis-pushes-impeachment-on-judge-who-released-child-murderer/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-11</lastmod>
		<changefreq>daily</changefreq>
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			<image:loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5587/preview.jpg</image:loc>
			<image:caption><![CDATA[DeSantis pushes impeachment on Judge who released child murderer]]></image:caption>
		</image:image>
		<video:video>
			<video:thumbnail_loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5587/preview.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc>
			<video:title><![CDATA[DeSantis pushes impeachment on Judge who released child murderer]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[Tensions are rising after Gov. Ron DeSantis called on the Florida Legislature to impeach Judge Tiffany Baker, a left-leaning judge who released a known predator who later killed his 5-year-old stepdaughter.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>93</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>0.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>7</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-04-04</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[News]]></video:category>
								</video:video>
	</url>
		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5586/woke-superintendent-thinks-saying-you-re-a-man-is-derogatory-language/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-11</lastmod>
		<changefreq>daily</changefreq>
		<priority>0.8</priority>
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			<image:loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5586/preview.jpg</image:loc>
			<image:caption><![CDATA[Woke Superintendent thinks saying &#34;you're a man&#34; is derogatory language]]></image:caption>
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		<video:video>
			<video:thumbnail_loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5586/preview.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc>
			<video:title><![CDATA[Woke Superintendent thinks saying &#34;you're a man&#34; is derogatory language]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[The Washington State Superintendent said this high school girl used &#34;derogatory language&#34; for saying &#34;you're a man.&#34; Sounds like this superintendent is a complete dumbass.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>164</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>0.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>8</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-04-04</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[Culture]]></video:category>
								</video:video>
	</url>
		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5585/karen-acts-up-and-gets-the-taser/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-11</lastmod>
		<changefreq>daily</changefreq>
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			<image:loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5585/preview.jpg</image:loc>
			<image:caption><![CDATA[Karen acts up and gets the TASER]]></image:caption>
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		<video:video>
			<video:thumbnail_loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5585/preview.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc>
			<video:title><![CDATA[Karen acts up and gets the TASER]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[Karen gets tased for charging at an officer. Sounds like a bad idea.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>14</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>0.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>8</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-04-04</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[Crazy]]></video:category>
								</video:video>
	</url>
		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5584/gavin-newsom-s-wife-lies-about-trump-and-pam-bondi/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-11</lastmod>
		<changefreq>daily</changefreq>
		<priority>0.8</priority>
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			<image:loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5584/preview.jpg</image:loc>
			<image:caption><![CDATA[Gavin Newsom’s wife lies about Trump and Pam Bondi]]></image:caption>
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		<video:video>
			<video:thumbnail_loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5584/preview.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc>
			<video:title><![CDATA[Gavin Newsom’s wife lies about Trump and Pam Bondi]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[Gavin Newsom’s wife shared her thoughts on the patriarchy in response to Pam Bondi and Kristi Noem being “pushed out,” saying it’s no surprise to her that the first two prominent people removed from this administration were women. This sounds like nonsense, and she’s clearly not being honest.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>102</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>0.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>7</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-04-04</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[News]]></video:category>
								</video:video>
	</url>
		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5583/trump-hater-said-she-ll-take-the-fattest-sh-t-over-his-grave/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-11</lastmod>
		<changefreq>daily</changefreq>
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			<image:loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5583/preview.jpg</image:loc>
			<image:caption><![CDATA[Trump-hater said she'll &#34;take the fattest sh*t over his grave&#34;]]></image:caption>
		</image:image>
		<video:video>
			<video:thumbnail_loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5583/preview.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc>
			<video:title><![CDATA[Trump-hater said she'll &#34;take the fattest sh*t over his grave&#34;]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[This shows the radical left’s depravity, with a woman openly expressing her intense dislike for President Donald Trump. She even says she wants to “take the fattest s#!t and hover over his grave when he dies.”]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>10</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>0.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>7</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-04-04</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[Culture]]></video:category>
								</video:video>
	</url>
		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5582/12-year-old-arrested-for-murder/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-11</lastmod>
		<changefreq>daily</changefreq>
		<priority>0.8</priority>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[12-year-old arrested for murder]]></image:caption>
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		<video:video>
			<video:thumbnail_loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5582/preview.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc>
			<video:title><![CDATA[12-year-old arrested for murder]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[A 12-year-old has been arrested for murder, and the LA school district is now facing a massive wrongful death lawsuit. Khimberly Zavaleta, just 12 years old, lost her life while bravely stepping in to protect her older sister from a group of violent bullies.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>32</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>0.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>7</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-04-04</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[Culture]]></video:category>
								</video:video>
	</url>
		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5581/on-what-planet-was-this-a-good-idea/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-11</lastmod>
		<changefreq>daily</changefreq>
		<priority>0.8</priority>
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			<image:loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5581/preview.jpg</image:loc>
			<image:caption><![CDATA[On what planet was this a good idea?]]></image:caption>
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		<video:video>
			<video:thumbnail_loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5581/preview.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc>
			<video:title><![CDATA[On what planet was this a good idea?]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[Anyone who takes part in something like this should lose their job. It’s just not okay.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>16</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>0.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>8</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-04-04</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[Culture]]></video:category>
								</video:video>
	</url>
		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5580/face-full-of-fakeness-and-she-says-that/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-11</lastmod>
		<changefreq>daily</changefreq>
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			<image:loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5580/preview.jpg</image:loc>
			<image:caption><![CDATA[Face full of fakeness and she says that?]]></image:caption>
		</image:image>
		<video:video>
			<video:thumbnail_loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5580/preview.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc>
			<video:title><![CDATA[Face full of fakeness and she says that?]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[She says this while having lip fillers, a full face of makeup, a nose job, fake lashes, and using a filter lol. It’s funny how women seem to dislike male looksmaxxing, even though they’ve been doing it themselves for decades.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>41</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>0.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>7</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-04-04</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[Culture]]></video:category>
								</video:video>
	</url>
		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5579/she-made-a-trump-doll-to-take-it-out-on-the-orange-man/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-11</lastmod>
		<changefreq>daily</changefreq>
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			<image:loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5579/preview.jpg</image:loc>
			<image:caption><![CDATA[She made a Trump doll to &#34;take it out on the orange man&#34;]]></image:caption>
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		<video:video>
			<video:thumbnail_loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5579/preview.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc>
			<video:title><![CDATA[She made a Trump doll to &#34;take it out on the orange man&#34;]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[A liberal woman develops a coping strategy to “take it out on the orange man” whenever she’s having a rough day.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>23</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>0.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>5</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-04-04</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[Culture]]></video:category>
								</video:video>
	</url>
		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5578/guy-escapes-fight-with-cop-rides-away-on-bicycle/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-11</lastmod>
		<changefreq>daily</changefreq>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Guy escapes fight with cop, rides away on bicycle]]></image:caption>
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			<video:thumbnail_loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5578/preview.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc>
			<video:title><![CDATA[Guy escapes fight with cop, rides away on bicycle]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[A man tussles with a cop, hops back on his bike, and speeds off into the unknown.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>42</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>0.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>7</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-04-04</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[Crazy]]></video:category>
								</video:video>
	</url>
		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5577/are-you-proud-of-voting-for-trump/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-11</lastmod>
		<changefreq>daily</changefreq>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Are you proud of voting for Trump??]]></image:caption>
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			<video:thumbnail_loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5577/preview.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc>
			<video:title><![CDATA[Are you proud of voting for Trump??]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[Liberal Woman wants to know if MAGA is proud of voting for Trump? What is your answer?]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>29</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>0.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>6</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-04-04</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[News]]></video:category>
								</video:video>
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		<url>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[She's got those mortgage eyes]]></image:caption>
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			<video:description><![CDATA[Jada Pinkett Smith shared that no matter how much effort Will Smith put into making her happy, it never worked. She later realized it wasn’t his responsibility, which led her to look for happiness in other people while still married, something she says helped her heal.]]></video:description>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[HAHA Body Cam Justifies cops shooting a pedophile]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[Police have released body-cam footage that challenges claims about an incident involving an “unarmed, innocent community member.” The video shows a 45-year-old man, wanted for child sex crimes, pulling a gun on a Wichita police officer.]]></video:description>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[When woke leadership tries to replace cops]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[When woke leadership tries to replace cops]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[When “administrative” leadership takes over from actual street cops, Cincinnati felt the consequences. The city’s Police Chief was just removed after an independent investigation revealed she was an &#34;ineffective leader,&#34; confirming what residents had long suspected.]]></video:description>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[WOKE propaganda to BLOCK on Netflix]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[When they say no one is after your kids, then just show them these gross scenes available on Netflix.]]></video:description>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Blanche: “We’re not prosecuting the predators in the Epstein Files&#34;]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[Blanche: “We’re not prosecuting the predators in the Epstein Files&#34;]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[US Attorney General, Todd Blanche, basically says this in the video: “We’re not going to prosecute the predators in the Epstein files or release their names to the public.”]]></video:description>
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			<video:description><![CDATA[A man carrying a machete in public was confronted and overpowered by several civilians.]]></video:description>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[Woman claims she's addicted to ABORTIONS]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[I hope this goes viral! While millions of women face infertility, some still call this women’s healthcare. Jessica admits she’s addicted to ending her pregnancies, openly sharing she’s had 56 abortions and is now facing her 57th.]]></video:description>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[Thomas Massie drops a bombshell on Pam Bondi and Epstein files COVER UP]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[Thomas Massie made a shocking claim, saying Pam Bondi was all set to release the Epstein files until someone unknown approached her and warned her not to. &#34;Somebody got to Pam Bondi and said it’s your job to cover this up.&#34;]]></video:description>
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		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5567/woman-date-said-i-don-t-need-to-eat-anymore-based-on-my-size/</loc>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Woman: date said I don't need to eat anymore based on my size]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[Woman: date said I don't need to eat anymore based on my size]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[Woman says during a date, when she went to the restroom, her date ordered food for himself but not for her. He then remarked, “Given your size, you don’t need to eat anymore.”]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>139</video:duration>

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			<video:title><![CDATA[When dad makes you film the car dealership promo]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[Her dad made her film the car dealership promo and she nailed it: “This is one of the cars we have. It’s nice… I guess.” “This is Carl’s desk. He’ll help you buy a car. I guess.” “I guess you can come buy a car from us if you want.”]]></video:description>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Mace said she saw THE LIST, but no one believes her]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[Mace said she saw THE LIST, but no one believes her]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[Nancy Mace claims she’s seen the Epstein client list and says the names on it would shock the world. The problem is, she’s bluffing. If she really saw the list, she’d share the names, but she hasn’t seen a thing.]]></video:description>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[TEMU McLovin with the right hook]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[Guy who looks like a knock off version of McLovin comes outta nowhere with the right hook.]]></video:description>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[Eric Swalwell accused of funneling $200,000 from his campaign]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[“Eric Swalwell funneled $200,000 from his campaign directly back to himself, claiming he used the money on childcare. According to FEC filings from 2019 to 2025… Three payments totaling over $6,000 were made out to his wife, Brittany Swalwell, labeled as ‘childcare.’&#34;]]></video:description>
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			<video:description><![CDATA[Recently surfaced posts from Jennifer Lincoln, a Portland doctor whose contract was ended after she harassed ICE at airports, suggest she has a pattern of sneaking abortion pills into states where they’re essentially banned.]]></video:description>
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			<video:description><![CDATA[This is: U.S. House Rep. Anna Paulina Luna—referring all four mayors present at today’s Congressional hearing to the Department of Justice for criminal prosecution: 1. DEI: Brandon Johnson of Chicago 2. DEI: Michelle Wu of Boston 3. DEI: Eric Adams of New York City 4. DEI: Mike Johnston of Denver]]></video:description>
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		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5560/relatives-of-slain-iranian-gen-qasem-soleimani-lived-lavish-in-america/</loc>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Relatives of slain Iranian Gen. Qasem Soleimani lived lavish in America]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[Relatives of slain Iranian Gen. Qasem Soleimani lived lavish in America]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[The niece and grand-niece of the late Iranian General Qasem Soleimani were reportedly enjoying lavish lifestyles in Los Angeles before being arrested by ICE. Hamideh Soleimani Afshar, the niece, had allegedly celebrated Iran’s attacks on U.S. soldiers.]]></video:description>
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			<video:publication_date>2026-04-05</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[News]]></video:category>
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		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5559/nbc-news-investigation-blames-democrats-for-insane-gas-prices/</loc>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[NBC News investigation blames Democrats for insane gas prices]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[NBC News investigation blames Democrats for insane gas prices]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[An NBC News investigation found that the high price of gas in California isn’t due to the war with Iran, but rather to Gavin Newsom and California Democrats. Drivers are paying about $2 more per gallon on average compared to the national average.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>160</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>0.0</video:rating>
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			<video:publication_date>2026-04-05</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[News]]></video:category>
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		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5558/prison-justice-better-be-quick-and-harsh/</loc>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Prison justice better be quick and harsh]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[Prison justice better be quick and harsh]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[What a pathetic act of violence against this woman. And she has no one who can help her... prison justice better take care of this one.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>23</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>0.0</video:rating>
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			<video:publication_date>2026-04-05</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[Crazy]]></video:category>
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		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5557/where-are-the-men-to-stomp-on-this-cockroach/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-11</lastmod>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Where are the men to stomp on this cockroach?]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[Where are the men to stomp on this cockroach?]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[Is there no one else in the building who can step up and knock that piece of trash out, then stomp on his head like it’s a cockroach?]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>33</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>0.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>5</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-04-05</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[Crazy]]></video:category>
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		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5556/two-time-loser-stacey-abrams-suggests-americans-are-too-stupid-to-prove-they-re-citizens/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-11</lastmod>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Two-time loser Stacey Abrams suggests Americans are too stupid to prove they're citizens]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[Two-time loser Stacey Abrams suggests Americans are too stupid to prove they're citizens]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[Stacey Abrams, a political figure who has twice lost elections and is known for challenging their outcomes, implied that Americans who are seniors, live in rural areas, have disabilities, are students, or are people of color lack the ability to prove their citizenship.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>38</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>0.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>4</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-04-05</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[News]]></video:category>
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		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5555/lunatic-destroys-philly-mcdonalds/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-11</lastmod>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Lunatic destroys Philly McDonalds]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[Lunatic destroys Philly McDonalds]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[A chaotic scene unfolded at a Philadelphia McDonald’s when a woman went on a wild rampage, completely trashing the place. She hurled McFlurry toppings, tossed towel buckets, and scattered food across the entire grill area.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>59</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>0.0</video:rating>
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			<video:publication_date>2026-04-05</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[Crazy]]></video:category>
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		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5554/disrespect-sparks-chaos-nail-salon-incident-blows-up-online/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-11</lastmod>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Disrespect Sparks Chaos: Nail Salon Incident Blows Up Online]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[Disrespect Sparks Chaos: Nail Salon Incident Blows Up Online]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[A &lt;strong&gt;viral video&lt;/strong&gt; is spreading rapidly online showing a heated &lt;strong&gt;nail salon confrontation&lt;/strong&gt; between a business owner and a customer after a verbal dispute escalated. The incident reportedly began over an exchange of words and quickly turned physical, drawing widespread attention and debate about &lt;strong&gt;customer behavior&lt;/strong&gt; and workplace conflicts.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>50</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>0.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>5</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-04-06</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[Crazy]]></video:category>
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