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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Whoopi Goldberg defended alleged rapist Swalwell's tryst with Fang Fang]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[Whoopi Goldberg defended alleged rapist Swalwell's tryst with Fang Fang]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[Whoopi Goldberg defended Swalwell after news broke about his relationship with a Chinese spy. When rape allegations against Swalwell surfaced, her response was, “What about the President?”]]></video:description>
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		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5384/stephen-miller-and-jesse-watters-laughing-at-scumbag-eric-swalwell-is-gold/</loc>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Stephen Miller and Jesse Watters laughing at 'scumbag' Eric Swalwell is GOLD]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[Stephen Miller and Jesse Watters laughing at 'scumbag' Eric Swalwell is GOLD]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[Stephen Miller could barely contain his laughter when Jesse Watters asked if President Trump had been following the Swalwell saga. Miller replied, “Why, has he had a bad week, Jesse? I haven’t been watching.” Then he revealed what he called the best thing ever...]]></video:description>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Biden tells random black guy he looks like Obama]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[Biden tells random black guy he looks like Obama]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[At a Syracuse event, Joe Biden pulled a random Black man from the crowd and remarked that he looked like Barack Obama.. “Barack, what are you doing?! Come here Barack!”]]></video:description>
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		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5382/teacher-gets-four-decades-for-semen-cupcakes/</loc>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Teacher gets FOUR DECADES for semen cupcakes]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[Teacher gets FOUR DECADES for semen cupcakes]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[From Fox32... A disgraced Louisiana teacher will spend decades behind bars after pleading guilty to &#34;horrific crimes&#34; against children. She admitted to serving her students cupcakes that contained sperm from her ex-husband, who is awaiting his own trial on child sex crime charges.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Cynthia Perkins, 36, agreed to plead guilty and testify against her ex, 44-year-old former Livingston Parish Sheriff’s Office SWAT member Dennis Perkins, who is also charged with dozens of child sex crimes, according to prosecutors. She was sentenced Friday to 41 years at hard labor without parole, according to local media.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Prior to sentencing, the 36-year-old issued an apology to her victims. Perkins pleaded guilty to second-degree rape, production of child pornography, and conspiracy mingling of harmful substances. &#34;She not only waived any right to appeal, and attempt to avoid conviction, but she also spared the victims from reliving her horrific crimes during this particular trial,&#34; Louisiana Attorney General Jeff Landry said Monday.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&#34;Today’s conviction is in the best interest of our victims and justice.&#34; Cynthia Perkins was a junior high English teacher until she resigned after police raided the couple’s home. The Livingston Parish Sheriff's Office immediately fired Dennis Perkins, who had been a special operations lieutenant.]]></video:description>
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		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5381/pelosi-caught-lying-immediately-got-exposed/</loc>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Pelosi CAUGHT LYING, immediately got exposed]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[Pelosi CAUGHT LYING, immediately got exposed]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[Pelosi CAUGHT LYING: She immediately got exposed for secretly demanding Swalwell drop out and resign. It didn't even take 24 hours for her lie to get ripped to shreds. She gave Swalwell the Biden treatment. - from Townhall]]></video:description>
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		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5380/weirdos-singing-for-democracy-only-prove-one-point/</loc>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Weirdos singing for Democracy only prove one point]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[Weirdos singing for Democracy only prove one point]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[They say this is what Democracy looks like. No. this is what a room full of weirdos singing looks like. There. That's the point.]]></video:description>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Oklahoma principal takes down school shooter]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[Oklahoma principal takes down school shooter]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[Report from Collin Rugg details the moment a high school principal took down and disarmed a school shooter.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Oklahoma high school principal seen charging at and disarming a school shooter in footage obtained by SHumphreyTV . Pauls Valley High School Principal Kirk Moore is being called a hero after getting shot while stopping a school shooter. The suspect, identified as 20-year-old Victor Hawkins, was a former student who said he wanted to shoot up the school “like the Columbine shooters did.” While taking down the shooter, Moore was shot in the leg. He is expected to recover and says he is looking forward to returning to work as soon as possible. &#34;I look forward to returning to work as soon as possible so that I may continue my life’s work educating the next generation of Oklahoma leaders. Until then, my thoughts are with our outstanding students, safe today in the arms of their families and friends,&#34; he said.]]></video:description>
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		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5378/communist-mayor-mamdani-shames-police-stands-up-for-thug-criminal/</loc>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Communist Mayor Mamdani shames police, stands up for thug criminal]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[Communist Mayor Mamdani shames police, stands up for thug criminal]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[Loser communist Mamdani said: &#34;The violence used by NYPD officers in this video is extremely disturbing and unacceptable. Officers should never treat a person this way. The NYPD is conducting a full investigation into this incident.]]></video:description>
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			<video:publication_date>2026-04-15</video:publication_date>
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		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5377/minnesota-dems-block-investigations-into-fraud-despite-losing-9b-in-taxpayer-dollars/</loc>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Minnesota Dems block investigations into fraud, despite losing $9B in taxpayer dollars]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[Minnesota Dems block investigations into fraud, despite losing $9B in taxpayer dollars]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[MMinnesotans lost $9 billion in taxpayer money to just 14 Medicaid programs during Tim Walz’s administration. Today, every Democrat on the Rules Committee voted to block an investigation into the fraud. Absolutely outrageous.]]></video:description>
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		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5376/lifelong-democrat-just-testified-against-tim-walz/</loc>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[LIFELONG DEMOCRAT just testified against Tim Walz]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[LIFELONG DEMOCRAT just testified against Tim Walz]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[A lifelong Democrat testified that Tim Walz's administration targeted and attacked her for exposing fraud in Minnesota, saying he should be in jail. Faye Bernstein, a state employee for 20 years, said she first noticed the fraud seven years ago and raised the alarm.]]></video:description>
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		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5375/san-diego-preschool-owner-assaults-ice-agent/</loc>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[San Diego preschool owner assaults ICE agent]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[San Diego preschool owner assaults ICE agent]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[A South Park San Diego preschool owner assaulted a federal ICE officer, pleaded guilty, and received only 45 days of house arrest. She struck the officer in the face with such force that his mask came off, yet faced no jail time. Critics argue the California justice system is influenced by activist judges, insisting the preschool owner should be in prison.]]></video:description>
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		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5374/governor-abigail-spanberger-gives-away-13-electoral-votes-ignoring-what-constituents-vote-for/</loc>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Governor Abigail Spanberger gives away 13 electoral votes, ignoring what constituents vote for]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[Governor Abigail Spanberger gives away 13 electoral votes, ignoring what constituents vote for]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[Governor Abigail Spanberger has officially signed a bill that allocates Virginia’s 13 electoral votes to the candidate who wins the national popular vote, even if Virginians choose differently. It’s wild, and they pushed it through quickly with mostly Democratic support.]]></video:description>
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		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5373/rep-lauren-boebert-is-trying-to-make-anthony-weiner-s-laptop-public/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-08</lastmod>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Rep. Lauren Boebert is trying to make Anthony Weiner's laptop public]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[Rep. Lauren Boebert is trying to make Anthony Weiner's laptop public]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[Rep. Lauren Boebert says she’s working on releasing the details of the Anthony Weiner laptop, claiming its contents are so disturbing that many FBI agents who saw it are no longer alive. She also believes there’s a direct connection between the Epstein files and the Anthony Weiner laptop.]]></video:description>
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		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5372/maryland-dems-screw-over-consumers-with-new-paint-fee/</loc>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Maryland Dems screw over consumers with new PAINT FEE]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[Maryland Dems screw over consumers with new PAINT FEE]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[The state of Maryland ads a new mandatory fee on every gallon of paint sold, the money will be given to a nonprofit Professional painter - without the buyer's permission. “I mean I was immediately sitting and doing the math and thought this can't be. I was livid” The new fee amount depends on the sizeetc. This is another way to screw over the American people.]]></video:description>
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		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5371/she-s-got-moves-like-jagger/</loc>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[She's got moves like Jagger]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[She's got moves like Jagger]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[Lord have mercy, this woman sure has the best dance moves right now.]]></video:description>
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			<video:rating>0.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>0</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-04-15</video:publication_date>
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		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5370/she-s-strong-and-shows-it/</loc>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[She's strong and shows it]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[She's strong and shows it]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[Display of strength that some folks can't do, not even some of the guys? Or can you?]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>28</video:duration>

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			<video:view_count>0</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-04-15</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[Hot]]></video:category>
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	</url>
		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5369/blm-executive-director-arrested/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-08</lastmod>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[BLM Executive director ARRESTED]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[BLM Executive director ARRESTED]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[An executive director in Oklahoma City has been arrested and charged with wire fraud and money laundering. According to federal prosecutors, Tashella Sheri Amore Dickerson, 52, is accused of diverting more than $3.15 million in bail funds over a five-year period into her personal accounts. The indictment claims the money was used for personal expenses, including trips to Jamaica and the Dominican Republic, significant retail purchases, a vehicle, six properties, and over $50,000 in food deliveries, all under the banner of “Don’t Kill Us.”]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>102</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>0.0</video:rating>
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			<video:publication_date>2026-04-15</video:publication_date>
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		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5368/twerkeisha-gets-trampled-by-a-horse-in-the-hood/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-08</lastmod>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Twerkeisha gets trampled by a horse in the hood]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[Twerkeisha gets trampled by a horse in the hood]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[When your culture loves giving out free twerking sessions in the street at the same time as a pony ride, but you get trampled as you're doing a split.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>10</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>0.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>1</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-04-15</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[Culture]]></video:category>
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	</url>
		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5367/jimmy-kimmel-stop-telling-me-my-job-is-to-be-funny/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-08</lastmod>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Jimmy Kimmel: stop telling me my job is to be funny]]></image:caption>
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			<video:thumbnail_loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5367/preview.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc>
			<video:title><![CDATA[Jimmy Kimmel: stop telling me my job is to be funny]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[Jimmy Kimmel tells people to stop telling him his job is to be funny. He hasn't been funny since the Man Show because his TDS has fully taken over.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;“I just can’t imagine on those nights talking about anything other than what we are talking about.” “I think it would be embarrassing if we didn’t talk about this stuff. It would be shameful.” “I love telling jokes. I love being funny. I love when the audience laughs… But well-rounded human beings don’t behave that way.” “And to say that, ‘Your job is this,’ I bristle at that.” “Because first of all, don’t tell me what my job is. I don’t tell you what your job is.” “My job is whatever I decide my job is or whatever my employer allows me to do. That’s what my job is.”]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>54</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>0.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>0</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-04-15</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[Wild]]></video:category>
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		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5366/this-should-be-banned-100/</loc>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[This should be banned 100%]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[This should be banned 100%]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[These children are being used as props in these men’s deviant, disordered fantasy. Not a single smile from them throughout the entire video as even the babies seem to know something is wrong.  The children will grow up as victims who are mocked in school and possibly abused by these two guys, because that's how it usually goes when two gays adopt a child. This should be banned in society.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>65</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>0.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>2</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-04-15</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[Culture]]></video:category>
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	</url>
		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5365/transgender-migrant-in-ca-got-free-top-surgery-thanks-to-taxpayers/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-08</lastmod>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Transgender migrant in CA got free top surgery thanks to taxpayers]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[Transgender migrant in CA got free top surgery thanks to taxpayers]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[EXCLUSIVE from Christopher Rufo: “Jacqueline” is a transgender migrant who lives in a California homeless shelter and told us the state gave him free breast implants. Now he’s waiting for “bottom surgery,” in which doctor will castrate him and create an artificial vagina all funded by Gavin Newsom.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>58</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>0.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>0</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-04-15</video:publication_date>
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	</url>
		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5364/joy-behar-listen-i-knew-jesus/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-08</lastmod>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Joy Behar: &#34;Listen I knew Jesus...&#34;]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[Joy Behar: &#34;Listen I knew Jesus...&#34;]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[Joy Behar: “Jesus himself did not run around saying, ‘I’m the Messiah, I’m the Messiah.’” Alyssa Farah Griffin: “Ehhhhh.” Sara Haines: “That’s exactly what Jesus said, ‘I am the Messiah!’” Joy Behar: “No, he did not! Jesus was more modest than that. Listen I knew Jesus...&#34;]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>36</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>5.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>2</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-04-15</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[Culture]]></video:category>
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	</url>
		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5363/border-czar-tom-homan-puts-woke-pope-in-his-place/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-08</lastmod>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Border Czar Tom Homan puts woke Pope in his place]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[Border Czar Tom Homan puts woke Pope in his place]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[Border Czar Tom Homan tells woke Pope Leo to shove it. &#34;I'm a lifelong Catholic. I wish they'd STAY OUT of immigration, they don't know what they're talking about.&#34;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&#34;Because if they wore my shoes for 40 years, and talked to a 9-year-old girl that got r*ped multiple times, or stood in the back of a tractor trailer with 19 dead aliens at my feet, including a 5-year-old boy that baked to death, if they understood the atrocities that happened on the open border, I think their opinion would change!&#34;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&#34;And I welcome discussion with any of them, because they don't understand illegal immigration is not a victimless crime.&#34;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&#34;Where President Trump had the most secure border in the lifetime of this nation, right now, lives are being saved. He's saving thousands of lives a year because he has a secure border!&#34;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&#34;Human traffickers are out of business, right? The cartels are going bankrupt because of that secure border. I wish they'd understand that.&#34; &#34;Because if they did, I think they'd have a different opinion.&#34;]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>54</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>5.0</video:rating>
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			<video:publication_date>2026-04-15</video:publication_date>
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		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5362/democrat-rep-bonnie-coleman-said-trump-should-be-eliminated/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-08</lastmod>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Democrat Rep. Bonnie Coleman said Trump should be 'eliminated']]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[Democrat Rep. Bonnie Coleman said Trump should be 'eliminated']]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[Democrat Rep. Bonnie Coleman called for President Trump to be &#34;ELIMINATED.&#34; &#34;If we wanted to eliminate abuse and fraud, we'd eliminate the PRESIDENT of the United States from the office right now...&#34;]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>18</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>0.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>0</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-04-15</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[News]]></video:category>
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		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5361/maxine-waters-appears-confused-at-the-airport/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-08</lastmod>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Maxine Waters appears confused at the airport]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[Maxine Waters appears confused at the airport]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[Maxine Waters seemed lost at the airport. If she can’t navigate an airport, how is she supposed to run California? It’s simple... you find your gate and wait for your plane.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>24</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>5.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>1</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-04-15</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[News]]></video:category>
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	</url>
		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5360/creepy-perverted-man-tries-radicalizing-little-kids/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-08</lastmod>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Creepy perverted man tries radicalizing little kids]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[Creepy perverted man tries radicalizing little kids]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[Here's another one of those disgusting videos where someone is trying to teach kids about stupid gender stuff.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>77</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>0.0</video:rating>
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			<video:publication_date>2026-04-15</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[Culture]]></video:category>
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		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5359/another-reason-why-women-shouldn-t-be-cops/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-08</lastmod>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Another reason why women shouldn't be cops]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[Another reason why women shouldn't be cops]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[A lunatic suspect manhandles a female police officer, proving once again that women should never be cops.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>22</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>0.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>3</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-04-15</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[Crazy]]></video:category>
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		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5358/food-influencer-spice-king-goes-after-multiple-women-at-six-flags/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-08</lastmod>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Food 'influencer' Spice King goes after multiple women at Six Flags]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[Food 'influencer' Spice King goes after multiple women at Six Flags]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[Food influencer Spice King, also known as Cameron Walker with over 20 million TikTok followers, was reportedly seen confronting multiple women at Six Flags. Walker claims a woman sparked the incident by calling him a racial slur, but witnesses dispute this, alleging he was yelling at his girlfriend, shouting “DO YOU UNDERSTAND ME?!” This reportedly prompted bystanders to intervene, with one telling the young woman she didn’t deserve such treatment and urging her to leave. Later, another woman tried to calm things down, but Walker allegedly turned his anger toward her, issuing threats.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>110</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>0.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>2</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-04-15</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[Culture]]></video:category>
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		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5357/tampon-tim-walz-s-daughter-is-now-a-full-blown-radicalized-leftist/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-08</lastmod>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Tampon Tim Walz's daughter is now a full blown radicalized leftist]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[Tampon Tim Walz's daughter is now a full blown radicalized leftist]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[Minnesota Governor Tim Walz’s daughter is now a fully radicalized leftist and is attending a Planned Parenthood event in Minnesota. This is was happens when you father is afraid to come out of the closet.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>73</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>0.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>3</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-04-15</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[News]]></video:category>
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		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5356/small-town-nj-election-stolen-democrats-exposed/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-08</lastmod>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Small town NJ election STOLEN, Democrats exposed]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[Small town NJ election STOLEN, Democrats exposed]]></video:title>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[How does goth girl do this?]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[How does goth girl do this?]]></video:title>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Billionaire has buyer’s remorse for supporting creepy Swalwell]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[Billionaire has buyer’s remorse for supporting creepy Swalwell]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[“Eric who?” quipped a billionaire feeling buyer’s remorse after donating over $1 million to Eric Swalwell’s campaign.]]></video:description>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[I like my Asians with extra rice]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[I like my Asians with extra rice]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[Cute Asian girl shows her latest outfit.]]></video:description>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[We don't have to deport this one]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[We don't have to deport this one]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[If she's an illegal immigrant, then does she get a free pass?]]></video:description>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Candace Owens suggests someone should stab Erika Kirk]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[Candace Owens suggests someone should stab Erika Kirk]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[Candace Owens joked that someone should stab Erika Kirk to test her theory that Kirk is a non-human sentient robot meant to deceive people and wouldn’t bleed if injured.]]></video:description>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Does this dress make my butt look big?]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[Does this dress make my butt look big?]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[Or is the dress just right?]]></video:description>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Jasmine Crockett now begging for jobs]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[Jasmine Crockett now begging for jobs]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[Jasmine Crockett says she’s contacting law firms for a job after losing her election. Hopefully, no one is foolish enough to hire her.]]></video:description>
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		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5348/tissue-head-dude-sweating-during-corruption-hearing-has-hilarious-mishap/</loc>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Tissue Head: dude sweating during corruption hearing has hilarious mishap]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[Tissue Head: dude sweating during corruption hearing has hilarious mishap]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[The guy was sweating so much during a corruption hearing that a tissue ended up stuck to his forehead.]]></video:description>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[Blackjack dealer: &#34;I'd rather be called a wh*re than a...&#34;]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[A blackjack dealer was called a whore in the chat, but her response was totally unexpected.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>37</video:duration>

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			<video:title><![CDATA[Tim Walz could end up in jail for what he did]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[Tim Walz might have just landed himself in hot water after being exposed for restarting taxpayer payments to Somali fraudsters linked to the ‘Feeding Our Future’ scheme.. Jim Jordan: “Why didn’t you tell the truth about why you restarted the payments?”]]></video:description>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[USA may finally eliminate income tax]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[USA may finally eliminate income tax]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[US Treasury Secretary Scott Bessent: “I want to encourage everyone out there watching today to change their withholding. You will get an automatic real wage increase on a weekly or a monthly basis.”]]></video:description>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Just chillin, how are you doing?]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[Just chillin, how are you doing?]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[You lovin it? Well, sure, except for the fake eyelashes which look dumb on everyone.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>12</video:duration>

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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Rep. Yvette Clarke wants to flood her district with illegals]]></image:caption>
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			<video:description><![CDATA[Rep. Yvette Clarke says that she wants to flood her district with illegals for political power. Democrats can't win without cheating and they hate Americans.]]></video:description>
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			<video:publication_date>2026-04-16</video:publication_date>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Who wants to go fishing?]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[Who wants to go fishing?]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[Is she just showing off?]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>17</video:duration>

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			<video:publication_date>2026-04-16</video:publication_date>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[Lady in red bikini stuns audience]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[How do you like her red bikini?]]></video:description>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[When the new pants come with a tiny top]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[When the new pants come with a tiny top]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[Do you like her outfit?]]></video:description>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Looks like she's got those 90's baggy jeans]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[Looks like she's got those 90's baggy jeans]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[Do you like her outfit?]]></video:description>
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		<url>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[She literally looks like a walrus]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[She literally looks like a walrus]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[Literally looks like a walrus and I have trouble unseeing this.]]></video:description>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Threatens to sue anyone who misgenders]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[Threatens to sue anyone who misgenders]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[I'm going to start suing ANYONE for emotional damage and distress for calling me he, him, bro sir, mister, brother is automatically gonna get you sued.]]></video:description>
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			<video:publication_date>2026-04-16</video:publication_date>
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		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5336/chad-alan-carr-a-former-dem-mayor-arrested-on-child-s-x-crimes/</loc>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Chad-Alan Carr, a former Dem Mayor, arrested on CHILD S*X CRIMES]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[Chad-Alan Carr, a former Dem Mayor, arrested on CHILD S*X CRIMES]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[Chad-Alan Carr, the former Democratic mayor of Gettysburg, PA, and president of an LGBTQ Pride organization, has been arrested again on additional child sex crime charges. This time, he was taken into custody in Texas after leaving Pennsylvania following his initial arrest. Credit: Libs of TikTok]]></video:description>
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		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5335/ga-dem-candidate-keisha-lance-bottoms-supports-men-in-women-s-locker-rooms/</loc>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[GA Dem candidate Keisha Lance Bottoms supports men in women's locker rooms]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[GA Dem candidate Keisha Lance Bottoms supports men in women's locker rooms]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[Georgia Democrat candidate Keisha Lance Bottoms: If I was Governor, I would have vetoed the Riley Gaines Act The law protects girls from allowing men in their sports.]]></video:description>
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							<video:category><![CDATA[News]]></video:category>
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		<url>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Plus size woman struts on the runway]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[Plus size woman struts on the runway]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[Plus size modeling a good or bad thing for the industry?]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>16</video:duration>

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		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5333/school-officials-in-nj-clueless-about-20-million-in-missing-funds/</loc>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[School officials in NJ clueless about $20 million in missing funds]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[School officials in NJ clueless about $20 million in missing funds]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[School officials in Montclair, New Jersey, have admitted they can’t account for nearly $20 million in missing funds. How does a school even misplace that much state funding?! And how many other state programs across the country are being run this way?!]]></video:description>
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			<video:publication_date>2026-04-16</video:publication_date>
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		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5332/do-you-like-cheerleaders/</loc>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Do you like cheerleaders?]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[Do you like cheerleaders?]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[She's showing off her latest cheerleader outfit. Do you like it?]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>13</video:duration>

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			<video:publication_date>2026-04-16</video:publication_date>
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		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5331/ariana-grande-was-smoking-hot-before-she-hung-out-with-that-demon-cynthia-erivo/</loc>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Ariana Grande was smoking hot before she hung out with that demon Cynthia Erivo]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[Ariana Grande was smoking hot before she hung out with that demon Cynthia Erivo]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[Many of you don’t remember when Ariana Grande was a beautiful woman. But now she spends too much time with that creepy demon-looking thing named Cynthia Erivo, the crackhead-looking lesbian.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>22</video:duration>

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			<video:view_count>5</video:view_count>
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		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5330/kentucky-state-rep-sarah-stalker-wants-white-kids-to-be-shamed-and-feel-bad/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-08</lastmod>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Kentucky State Rep. Sarah Stalker wants white kids to be shamed and feel bad]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[Kentucky State Rep. Sarah Stalker wants white kids to be shamed and feel bad]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[Kentucky State Rep. Sarah Stalker claimed that children should be taught to feel bad about being white. She said the Democrat Party is making people feel guilty and apologize for the skin color they were born with, calling it a form of manipulation that should be examined as a potential mental health issue.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>60</video:duration>

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		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5329/when-you-give-up-in-life-and-get-the-bowl-cut/</loc>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[When you give up in life and get the bowl cut]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[She is a registered nurse and goes by they/them pronouns. It’s all you need to know. The haircut is just the cherry on top. Credit: I Meme Therefore I Am]]></video:description>
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			<video:description><![CDATA[Mayor Johnson: Restaurants have &#34;ties with slavery&#34; so we &#34;need reparations.&#34; This is another reason why DEI mayors are always failing. Brandon Johnson just comes up with more stupid nonsense every day and Chicago will be much better off if he stepped down and let a trashcan run the city.]]></video:description>
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		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5327/philly-dei-mayor-how-dare-you-tell-me-how-to-tax-you/</loc>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Philly DEI Mayor: &#34;How dare you tell me how to tax you?&#34;]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[Philly DEI Mayor: &#34;How dare you tell me how to tax you?&#34;]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[Philly Mayor Cherelle Parker didn’t hold back: “How dare you tell me, as mayor, how to tax you?” She’s proposing a $1-per-ride tax on every Uber and Lyft trip in the city to fund schools, even though the district still has a huge budget gap. It feels like she’s just taking money from taxpayers because she doesn’t know how to manage a budget or spend responsibly.]]></video:description>
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			<video:publication_date>2026-04-17</video:publication_date>
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			<video:description><![CDATA[A progressive activist, backed by AOC and Bernie Sanders, handily defeated her Republican opponent by almost 20 points in New Jersey’s special election. In her victory speech, she confidently reiterated her dedication to “higher wages” and “economic justice,” arguing these ideas aren’t radical but simply “good conscience” and sound economics.]]></video:description>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[America-Hating Mary Moriarity issued warrants to arrest ICE Agents]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[America-Hating Mary Moriarity issued warrants to arrest ICE Agents]]></video:title>
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							<video:category><![CDATA[News]]></video:category>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Democrats wasted $1 million on stupidest HUB ever]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[Democrats wasted $1 million on stupidest HUB ever]]></video:title>
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			<video:publication_date>2026-04-17</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[News]]></video:category>
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	</url>
		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5323/rep-sheila-cherfilus-mccormick-needs-to-be-in-jail-asap/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-08</lastmod>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Rep. Sheila Cherfilus-McCormick needs to be in JAIL ASAP]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[Rep. Sheila Cherfilus-McCormick needs to be in JAIL ASAP]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[Rep. Sheila Cherfilus-McCormick (D-FL), accused of stealing $5 million in FEMA funds, was on the floor strongly advocating for TPS for Haitians, reportedly because she also accepted $800,000 in illegal donations from foreign Haitian interests, according to Rep. Greg Steube. This chickenhead needs to be LOCKED UP.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>148</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>0.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>3</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-04-17</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[News]]></video:category>
								</video:video>
	</url>
		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5322/thug-tesfaye-cooper-out-of-jail-for-beating-disabled-kid-arrested-again/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-08</lastmod>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[THUG Tesfaye Cooper out of jail for beating disabled kid ARRESTED AGAIN]]></image:caption>
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		<video:video>
			<video:thumbnail_loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5322/preview.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc>
			<video:title><![CDATA[THUG Tesfaye Cooper out of jail for beating disabled kid ARRESTED AGAIN]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[Tesfaye Cooper, the same man who infamously tortured a disabled teenager on Facebook Live, is back on the streets. And surprise, he’s been arrested again—shocking, right? This time, he reportedly chased down a cyclist who merely waved at him and assaulted him.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>90</video:duration>

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			<video:view_count>1</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-04-17</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[Crazy]]></video:category>
								</video:video>
	</url>
		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5321/new-jersey-bus-drivers-beats-the-brakes-off-passenger-who-spit-on-him/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-08</lastmod>
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			<image:loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5321/preview.jpg</image:loc>
			<image:caption><![CDATA[New Jersey bus drivers beats the brakes off passenger who SPIT on him]]></image:caption>
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		<video:video>
			<video:thumbnail_loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5321/preview.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc>
			<video:title><![CDATA[New Jersey bus drivers beats the brakes off passenger who SPIT on him]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[A bus passenger spit on the driver, and the driver fired back! Footage shows the driver confronting the passenger over the disrespect and giving him a serious beatdown. Hell yeah!]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>39</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>0.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>1</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-04-17</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[News]]></video:category>
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	</url>
		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5320/two-haitian-nationals-stole-7-000-000-00-in-a-snap-fraud-scam/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-08</lastmod>
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			<image:loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5320/preview.jpg</image:loc>
			<image:caption><![CDATA[Two Haitian nationals stole $7,000,000.00 in a SNAP fraud scam]]></image:caption>
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		<video:video>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[Two Haitian nationals stole $7,000,000.00 in a SNAP fraud scam]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[Two Haitian nationals were involved in a $7,000,000 SNAP fraud scheme in Massachusetts, with their fake retail stores pulling in $480,000 each month. Some people believe such migrants should face deportation rather than protection.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>170</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>0.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>0</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-04-17</video:publication_date>
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	</url>
		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5319/tanner-horner-deserves-a-prompt-death-sentence/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-08</lastmod>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Tanner Horner deserves a prompt death sentence]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[Tanner Horner deserves a prompt death sentence]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[Tanner Horner, who pleaded guilty to murdering 7-year-old Athena Strand, seen on camera reacting to a woman telling him that a &#34;seven-year-old kid&#34; had been kidnapped. During the trial today, jurors broke down in tears after audio footage was played of Horner killing Athena after he told her to take off her shirt and said she was &#34;really pretty.&#34; Athena repeatedly asked for her mother. &#34;Horner is then heard asking Athena to remove her shirt, and there are several moments when she says &#34;no&#34; and asks for her mom. That was followed by repeated sounds of crying, screaming and banging,&#34; NBC reported. Jurors were also shown footage (below) of Horner being stopped while trying to deliver packages. He was told by a woman that the road was blocked off because a &#34;seven-year-old kid&#34; had been kidnapped. &#34;Are you serious?&#34; Horner said. Give this man the death penalty.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Reported by Collin Rugg]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>100</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>5.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>3</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-04-17</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[News]]></video:category>
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	</url>
		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5318/rep-kamlager-dove-obviously-a-deomcrat-says-about-trump-f-his-a/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-08</lastmod>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Rep. Kamlager-Dove, obviously a Deomcrat, says about Trump: “F*** his a**!”]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[Rep. Kamlager-Dove, obviously a Deomcrat, says about Trump: “F*** his a**!”]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[“F*** his a**!” exclaimed Rep. Kamlager-Dove (D-CA) about President Trump. These Democratic politicians seem to have completely lost their minds, and naturally, this one is from California. She went on to say, “This guy, Dr. Jesus, apparently wants to spend $2 billion of your money every single day...”]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>12</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>0.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>0</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-04-17</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[News]]></video:category>
								</video:video>
	</url>
		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5317/mom-celebrates-daughter-getting-food-stamps/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-08</lastmod>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Mom celebrates daughter getting food stamps]]></image:caption>
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			<video:thumbnail_loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5317/preview.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc>
			<video:title><![CDATA[Mom celebrates daughter getting food stamps]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[Family celebrates after the daughter gets approved for food stamps and mom can stop spending her own money on food. This is how you raise losers]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>43</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>0.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>3</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-04-17</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[Culture]]></video:category>
								</video:video>
	</url>
		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5316/purple-headed-monster-rosa-delauro-goes-psychotic-in-congress/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-08</lastmod>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Purple-headed Monster Rosa DeLauro goes psychotic in Congress]]></image:caption>
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		<video:video>
			<video:thumbnail_loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5316/preview.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc>
			<video:title><![CDATA[Purple-headed Monster Rosa DeLauro goes psychotic in Congress]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[Democrat Rosa DeLauro had an intense outburst in Congress today expressing her strong dislike for raw milk.What a clown show. Why is anyone talking about milk in Congress? Go get something done!]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>15</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>0.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>0</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-04-17</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[News]]></video:category>
								</video:video>
	</url>
		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5315/former-alabama-mayor-arrested-for-ballot-fraud/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-08</lastmod>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Former Alabama Mayor arrested for BALLOT FRAUD]]></image:caption>
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			<video:thumbnail_loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5315/preview.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc>
			<video:title><![CDATA[Former Alabama Mayor arrested for BALLOT FRAUD]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[Former Fort Deposit, Alabama Mayor Jacqulyn Boone was arrested for mail-in ballot fraud, along with city council candidate Steven Thigpen. Both face felony charges for the unlawful use of absentee ballots. They had initially “won” the August 2025 municipal election, but it was thrown out due to voter irregularities, leading to a special election. The thing Democrats claim never happens has happened again.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>30</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>5.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>1</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-04-17</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[News]]></video:category>
								</video:video>
	</url>
		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5314/thomas-massie-teamed-with-ilhan-omar-against-trump/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-08</lastmod>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Thomas Massie teamed with Ilhan Omar against Trump]]></image:caption>
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			<video:thumbnail_loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5314/preview.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc>
			<video:title><![CDATA[Thomas Massie teamed with Ilhan Omar against Trump]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[Rep Thomas Massie and Rep Ilhan Omar joined forces to strip President Trump of his Article II Powers.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>42</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>5.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>2</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-04-17</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[News]]></video:category>
								</video:video>
	</url>
		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5313/teachers-who-can-barely-speak-english-should-be-banned/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-08</lastmod>
		<changefreq>daily</changefreq>
		<priority>0.8</priority>
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			<image:loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5313/preview.jpg</image:loc>
			<image:caption><![CDATA[Teachers who can barely speak English should be banned]]></image:caption>
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		<video:video>
			<video:thumbnail_loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5313/preview.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc>
			<video:title><![CDATA[Teachers who can barely speak English should be banned]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[How can any students learn in a class where the teacher has an accent thicker than a concrete block and no one can understand her.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>10</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>0.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>0</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-04-17</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[Wild]]></video:category>
								</video:video>
	</url>
		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5312/that-shirt-is-struggling/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-08</lastmod>
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			<image:loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5312/preview.jpg</image:loc>
			<image:caption><![CDATA[That shirt is struggling]]></image:caption>
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			<video:thumbnail_loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5312/preview.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc>
			<video:title><![CDATA[That shirt is struggling]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[Hey now, nice shirt. Would be a shame if a button popped.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>12</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>0.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>2</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-04-17</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[Hot]]></video:category>
								</video:video>
	</url>
		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5311/lunatic-leftist-analilia-mejia-will-help-screw-over-everyone-in-new-jersey/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-08</lastmod>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Lunatic Leftist Analilia Mejia will help screw over everyone in New Jersey]]></image:caption>
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		<video:video>
			<video:thumbnail_loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5311/preview.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc>
			<video:title><![CDATA[Lunatic Leftist Analilia Mejia will help screw over everyone in New Jersey]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[Analilia Mejia, a left-leaning politician, just won New Jersey’s special election to replace Mikie Sherrill in Congress and delivered a fiery victory speech calling Trump and Elon Musk “the true radicals.” She supports abolishing ICE and promoting socialist policies. What does Elon or Trump have to do with New Jersey? That's how deranged these lunatics are.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>76</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>0.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>2</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-04-17</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[News]]></video:category>
								</video:video>
	</url>
		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5310/kathy-hochul-s-sanctuary-policies-have-gotten-29-people-killed-and-thousands-victimized/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-08</lastmod>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Kathy Hochul’s sanctuary policies have gotten 29 people killed and thousands victimized]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[Kathy Hochul’s sanctuary policies have gotten 29 people killed and thousands victimized]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[New York Governor Kathy Hochul’s sanctuary policies have resulted in: &#34;Failure to honor ICE Detainers resulted in...29 homicides, 2,500 assaults...300 robberies, 400 dangerous drug offenses, 300 weapons offenses, and 200 sexual predatory offenses.”]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>32</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>0.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>2</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-04-17</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[News]]></video:category>
								</video:video>
	</url>
		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5309/she-weighs-800lbs-and-would-destroy-your-bathroom/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-08</lastmod>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[She weighs 800lbs and would destroy your bathroom]]></image:caption>
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			<video:thumbnail_loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5309/preview.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc>
			<video:title><![CDATA[She weighs 800lbs and would destroy your bathroom]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[She’s obese and stubborn, weighing 800 pounds and barely able to care for herself, yet she refuses to follow the therapy that could save her life. It’s just nasty.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>101</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>0.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>2</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-04-17</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[Crazy]]></video:category>
								</video:video>
	</url>
		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5308/democrats-are-blocking-investigations-into-fraud-what-s-that-tell-you/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-08</lastmod>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Democrats are blocking investigations into fraud - what's that tell you?]]></image:caption>
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			<video:thumbnail_loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5308/preview.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc>
			<video:title><![CDATA[Democrats are blocking investigations into fraud - what's that tell you?]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[It’s hard to hear this and not think Minnesota Democrats are involved in the fraud. The Democratic leaders in the state stick together, and when they had the chance to stop the fraudsters, they instead blocked a future investigation. That suggests they’re either part of the problem or shielding their friends. They should all be investigated and held accountable.]]></video:description>
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			<video:view_count>3</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-04-17</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[News]]></video:category>
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	</url>
		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5307/former-speaker-kevin-mccarthy-nukes-eric-swalwell-and-pelosi/</loc>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Former Speaker Kevin McCarthy NUKES Eric Swalwell and Pelosi]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[Former Speaker Kevin McCarthy NUKES Eric Swalwell and Pelosi]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[Former Speaker Kevin McCarthy made a big revelation in the Swalwell scandal, claiming the FBI warned Pelosi about his relationship with a Chinese spy. Despite this, Pelosi kept him on the Intelligence Committee, raising questions about why she would make that decision.]]></video:description>
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			<video:view_count>6</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-04-17</video:publication_date>
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		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5306/katie-porter-wants-to-abolish-ice-doesn-t-care-if-illegals-kill-americans/</loc>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Katie Porter wants to abolish ICE, doesn't care if illegals kill Americans]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[Katie Porter wants to abolish ICE, doesn't care if illegals kill Americans]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[ICE makes us less safe, and as Governor, I will treat the protection of every Californian as my most important job. That means rejecting federal overreach and ensuring our infrastructure serves our communities, not a horrific deportation agenda.&#34;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;What horrific deportation agenda? You mean following the law that was on the books when Biden was in office? Same laws because Trump didn't change anything, he just told his people to follow the law on books. Katie Porter is disgusting and beyond stupid.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>124</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>5.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>6</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-04-17</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[News]]></video:category>
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	</url>
		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5305/rabid-liberal-lady-tries-biting-guys-for-fishing/</loc>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Rabid liberal lady tries BITING guys for fishing]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[Rabid liberal lady tries BITING guys for fishing]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[In South Carolina, a woman tried to bite two men who were just fishing at a pond. She claimed there were no “No Fishing” signs, then attempted to steal their fishing rods. When the men pulled back their property, she lunged at them and tried to bite. Someone should get her checked for rabies.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>115</video:duration>

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			<video:view_count>4</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-04-17</video:publication_date>
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	</url>
		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5304/i-m-gonna-say-this-one-more-f-cking-time/</loc>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[I'm gonna say this one more f*cking time]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[I'm gonna say this one more f*cking time]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[Well, this dude has a message and he wants you to hear it one more f*cking time.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>65</video:duration>

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			<video:view_count>5</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-04-17</video:publication_date>
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		<url>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Katie Hobbs alleged CRIMINAL ENTERPRISE exposed]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[Katie Hobbs alleged CRIMINAL ENTERPRISE exposed]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[Katie Hobbs’ Arizona Agriculture inspector, Joshua Castro, arrested for charging up to $12,000 a pop to smuggle illegal aliens into the country. &#34;It's no wonder Hobbs vetoes every piece of meaningful border security legislation...&#34;]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>78</video:duration>

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			<video:view_count>4</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-04-17</video:publication_date>
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	</url>
		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5302/wnba-doesn-t-have-anything-like-this/</loc>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[WNBA doesn't have anything like this]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[WNBA doesn't have anything like this]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[WNBA wants more money, but they don't have anyone hot enough that's worth paying for except for Sophie Cunningham.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>30</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>0.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>5</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-04-17</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[Hot]]></video:category>
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	</url>
		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5301/if-she-s-from-thailand-then-always-check-for-a-penis/</loc>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[If she's from Thailand, then always check for a penis]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[If she's from Thailand, then always check for a penis]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[Thailand has a lot of lady boys, so be sure to do a discount double check for a penis.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>15</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>0.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>4</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-04-17</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[Hot]]></video:category>
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	</url>
		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5300/posing-on-the-beach/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-08</lastmod>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Posing on the beach]]></image:caption>
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			<video:thumbnail_loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5300/preview.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc>
			<video:title><![CDATA[Posing on the beach]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[Everyone should enjoy a nice day on the beach.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>18</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>0.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>7</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-04-17</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[Hot]]></video:category>
								</video:video>
	</url>
		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5299/nice-but-too-bad-she-s-a-yankees-fan/</loc>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Nice, but too bad she's a Yankees fan]]></image:caption>
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			<video:thumbnail_loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5299/preview.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc>
			<video:title><![CDATA[Nice, but too bad she's a Yankees fan]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[New York sports teams can kiss my big fat butt.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>14</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>0.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>2</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-04-17</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[Hot]]></video:category>
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	</url>
		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5298/dear-ice-please-don-t-deport-this-one/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-08</lastmod>
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			<image:loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5298/preview.jpg</image:loc>
			<image:caption><![CDATA[Dear ICE, please don't deport this one]]></image:caption>
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			<video:thumbnail_loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5298/preview.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc>
			<video:title><![CDATA[Dear ICE, please don't deport this one]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[Just kidding we don't know who she is or anything like that, but if ya can't take a joke then go jump on a D.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>14</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>0.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>3</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-04-17</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[Hot]]></video:category>
								</video:video>
	</url>
		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5297/sidney-powell-vindicated-on-all-accounts/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-08</lastmod>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Sidney Powell VINDICATED on all accounts]]></image:caption>
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			<video:thumbnail_loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5297/preview.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc>
			<video:title><![CDATA[Sidney Powell VINDICATED on all accounts]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[Sidney Powell was vindicated on all counts by the Texas Court of Appeals. After three long years of litigation, the court issued a 24-page ruling stating that the Texas Bar failed to prove any case against her.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>39</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>5.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>5</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-04-17</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[News]]></video:category>
								</video:video>
	</url>
		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5296/philly-teacher-accused-of-peeping-in-target-bathroom-police/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-08</lastmod>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Philly Teacher Accused of Peeping in Target Bathroom: police]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[Philly Teacher Accused of Peeping in Target Bathroom: police]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[Police say a Philadelphia school teacher has been accused of peeping into bathroom stalls at a Target in Abington Township. Authorities identified the man as Naphis White Glover, who works at A.L. Fitzpatrick School in Northeast Philadelphia. He’s been reassigned while the investigation is underway. According to police, Glover was allegedly caught twice - once in December and again in January, looking over stall doors in the men’s restroom at the Old York Road store. One incident reportedly involved a 17-year-old. He now faces multiple charges, including invasion of privacy and harassment.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Reassigned? Hopefully nowhere near a school. Wtf is going on here?]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>32</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>0.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>1</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-04-17</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[News]]></video:category>
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	</url>
		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5295/sydney-sweeney-doing-puppy-play-in-a-leash/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-08</lastmod>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Sydney Sweeney doing puppy play in a leash]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[Sydney Sweeney doing puppy play in a leash]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[Welp, this is not what I expected to see today, but here we are.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>13</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>0.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>0</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-04-17</video:publication_date>
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	</url>
		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5294/gay-grammy-winner-shane-mcanally-faces-backlash-for-telling-baby-it-has-no-mother/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-08</lastmod>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Gay Grammy winner Shane McAnally faces backlash for telling baby it has no mother]]></image:caption>
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			<video:thumbnail_loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5294/preview.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc>
			<video:title><![CDATA[Gay Grammy winner Shane McAnally faces backlash for telling baby it has no mother]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[DISGUSTING: The g*y Grammy Award winner Shane McAnally is “stunned” by the MASSIVE backlash after posting a video of his surrogate baby boy crying for his mother and says he finds the video  “hilarious,” according to The Daily Mail. McAnally told The Daily Mail: “We found it hilarious. He’s five months old, he obviously doesn’t understand English.” “I was appalled by what some people have been saying. Some people have taken it out of context.” Blatant child abuse! Every CHILD needs a MOM! Reported by RedWave Press]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>62</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>0.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>2</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-04-17</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[News]]></video:category>
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		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5293/demi-moore-strutting-on-the-red-carpet/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-08</lastmod>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Demi Moore strutting on the red carpet]]></image:caption>
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			<video:thumbnail_loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5293/preview.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc>
			<video:title><![CDATA[Demi Moore strutting on the red carpet]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[Demi Moore, 63 years old and on the red carpet. Some people age extremely well. Did she? Would you rate this look a hit? or too much?]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>12</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>0.0</video:rating>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[They say third time's a charm]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[High waisted or low waisted?]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[high waisted or low waisted? always low waisted. high waisted looks stupid.]]></video:description>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[What is she riding on?]]></video:title>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[Rather be fishing and catching some monsters]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[Is that the biggest fish she'll see today?]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>11</video:duration>

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			<video:publication_date>2026-04-18</video:publication_date>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[She might have the best robot dance videos]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[Robot dances never looked so good.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>23</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>0.0</video:rating>
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			<video:publication_date>2026-04-18</video:publication_date>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[How does she do this?]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[My mind can't figure out how to make my body do the same thing]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>17</video:duration>

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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Streamers today would never survive old Xbox chat lobbies]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[Streamers today would never survive old Xbox chat lobbies]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[Halo 2. Call of Duty. The games that made us into men. Now everyone is a pussy who needs a safe space.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>51</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>0.0</video:rating>
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			<video:publication_date>2026-04-18</video:publication_date>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Laugh and you go to hell]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[Laugh and you go to hell]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[Whoever made this ain't right!]]></video:description>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Help, I might need a spotter]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[Help, I might need a spotter]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[Is her form OK? Gotta have perfect form at the gym or else!]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>28</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>5.0</video:rating>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Does she have good form at the gym?]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[Does she have good form at the gym?]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[Gotta see if her form is OK!]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>14</video:duration>

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		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5273/stephanie-fritsch-is-the-minority-inspector-of-elections-in-pa/</loc>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Stephanie Fritsch is the Minority Inspector of elections in PA]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[Stephanie Fritsch is the Minority Inspector of elections in PA]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[This is Stephanie Fritsch. He’s now the Minority Inspector of elections of Wiconisco Township, Pennsylvania. Obviously a Democrat.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>46</video:duration>

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			<video:publication_date>2026-04-19</video:publication_date>
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		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5272/senator-scott-wiener-is-creepy/</loc>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Senator Scott Wiener is creepy]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[Senator Scott Wiener is creepy]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[This dude is a major creep.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>24</video:duration>

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			<video:publication_date>2026-04-19</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[News]]></video:category>
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	</url>
		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5271/home-depot-royal-rumble-all-hands-being-thrown/</loc>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Home Depot royal rumble all hands being thrown]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[Home Depot royal rumble all hands being thrown]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[You really can't go anywhere anymore without seeing this.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>57</video:duration>

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			<video:view_count>3</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-04-19</video:publication_date>
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	</url>
		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5270/stacey-dash-stuns-at-59-years-old/</loc>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Stacey Dash stuns at 59 years old]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[Stacey Dash stuns at 59 years old]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[Stacey Dash, woah! I forgot about her.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>41</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>0.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>1</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-04-19</video:publication_date>
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	</url>
		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5269/girl-refused-to-compete-against-male-athlete-dressed-like-a-girl/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-08</lastmod>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Girl refused to compete against MALE athlete dressed like a girl]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[Girl refused to compete against MALE athlete dressed like a girl]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[The state of Washington State: - 15-year-old girl refuses to play basketball against 18-year-old man. 15-year-old girl is charged with bullying, harassment, intimidation and “misgendering” him. Doesn't he misgender himself every day he puts girls clothes on? Charge him for misgendering himself. Enough with this nonsense.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>71</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>5.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>3</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-04-19</video:publication_date>
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								</video:video>
	</url>
		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5268/shake-it-like-that/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-08</lastmod>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Shake it like that]]></image:caption>
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			<video:thumbnail_loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5268/preview.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc>
			<video:title><![CDATA[Shake it like that]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[She loves showing you how she moves it.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>15</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>0.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>1</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-04-19</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[Hot]]></video:category>
								</video:video>
	</url>
		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5267/jessica-biel-showing-off-but-didn-t-mean-to/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-08</lastmod>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Jessica Biel showing off, but didn't mean to]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[Jessica Biel showing off, but didn't mean to]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[Jessica Biel was always a hottie.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>19</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>0.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>2</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-04-19</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[Hot]]></video:category>
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	</url>
		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5266/he-didn-t-win-i-m-still-alive-says-woman-stuffed-in-suitcase-by-thug/</loc>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[He didn't win... I'm still alive says woman stuffed in suitcase by thug]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[He didn't win... I'm still alive says woman stuffed in suitcase by thug]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[The suspect, Dalontay Edmond-Geiger Sr., was taken into custody at the scene and is charged with several felonies; including, attempted murder. Edmond-Geiger Sr. pleaded not guilty to those charges last week and gave the presiding Cleveland Municipal Court judge the middle finger during his arraignment hearing after she increased his bond. When questioned about the incident, the victim said he didn't win because she's still alive. Wow... heart moving comment right there. - source Cleveland 19.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>24</video:duration>

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			<video:publication_date>2026-04-19</video:publication_date>
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	</url>
		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5265/hillary-clinton-is-worried-about-the-rise-of-christianity/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-08</lastmod>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Hillary Clinton is worried about the rise of Christianity]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[Hillary Clinton is worried about the rise of Christianity]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[Hillary Clinton is worried about the rise of Christianity in the United States.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>53</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>5.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>1</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-04-19</video:publication_date>
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	</url>
		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5264/now-this-is-how-you-do-it/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-08</lastmod>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Now this is how you do it]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[Now this is how you do it]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[That's how you do it.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>11</video:duration>

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			<video:publication_date>2026-04-19</video:publication_date>
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	</url>
		<url>
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		<lastmod>2026-05-08</lastmod>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Coach wants me to stretch more]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[Coach wants me to stretch more]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[Is this a good form of stretching?]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>17</video:duration>

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			<video:view_count>2</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-04-19</video:publication_date>
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		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5262/sydney-sweeney-loves-the-69-finally-got-one/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-08</lastmod>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Sydney Sweeney loves the 69, finally got one]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[Sydney Sweeney loves the 69, finally got one]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[Sydney Sweeney got a 69 Bronco.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>18</video:duration>

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			<video:view_count>3</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-04-19</video:publication_date>
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		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5261/madonna-and-sabrina-carpenter-on-stage-at-coachella/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-08</lastmod>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Madonna and Sabrina Carpenter on stage at Coachella]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[Madonna and Sabrina Carpenter on stage at Coachella]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[Madonna appearing on stage at Coachella with Sabrina Carpenter.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>26</video:duration>

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			<video:view_count>4</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-04-19</video:publication_date>
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		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5260/cuny-law-professor-wants-nypd-gang-database-abolished/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-08</lastmod>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[CUNY Law Professor wants NYPD Gang Database Abolished]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[CUNY Law Professor wants NYPD Gang Database Abolished]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[These nutty people will do anything but keep us safe.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>124</video:duration>

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			<video:view_count>4</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-04-20</video:publication_date>
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		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5259/brawl-at-whataburger-in-waco-tx/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-08</lastmod>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Brawl at Whataburger in Waco TX]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[Brawl at Whataburger in Waco TX]]></video:title>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[Don't end up like him - Dad protects son from it]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[A transgender uploaded this video claiming the dad warned his son to stay away from the transgender and ‘don’t end up like him.’ The father claims he was teaching his son the difference ‘between a boy and a girl...&#34; OK, the Dad did nothing wrong.]]></video:description>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Creep arrested for targeting children, then RELEASED ON BOND]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[Creep arrested for targeting children, then RELEASED ON BOND]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[Stop what you’re doing and check this out. This is absolutely unreal. A man was arrested in Gretna, Nebraska, for chasing two girls, ages 11 and 12. When asked about his motives, Zachary Vinton admitted he “wanted to have sex with them.” Shockingly, he’s now out on bond, which feels wrong because he should still be in jail.]]></video:description>
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			<video:publication_date>2026-04-20</video:publication_date>
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		<url>
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		<lastmod>2026-05-08</lastmod>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[DelCo PA election officials CAUGHT on SHREDDING 2020 election evidence]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[DelCo PA election officials CAUGHT on SHREDDING 2020 election evidence]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[Delaware County, PA election officials were allegedly caught on secret video shredding 2020 election evidence and plotting a cover-up, with claims of 327,000 fraudulent votes. This included ripping up voting machine proof and result tapes, tossing them in the trash, and destroying mail-in ballot envelopes.]]></video:description>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Sydney Sweeney for “SYRN”]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[Sydney Sweeney for “SYRN”]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[Sydney Sweeney makes it look effortlessly good. “SYRN”]]></video:description>
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							<video:category><![CDATA[Hot]]></video:category>
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		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5254/first-gay-chairman-of-the-metro-police-union-arrested-for-crime-against-children/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-08</lastmod>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[First Gay Chairman of the Metro Police Union Arrested for Crime against Children]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[First Gay Chairman of the Metro Police Union Arrested for Crime against Children]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[The first openly gay chairman of the Metropolitan Police Union in D.C., Lt. Matthew Mahl, has been arrested on charges of child sex solicitation. Court records state he allegedly exchanged sexual messages and requested explicit photos from someone he thought was a 15-year-old boy, then took a day off work to travel to a planned meeting spot where he expected to meet the minor.]]></video:description>
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							<video:category><![CDATA[News]]></video:category>
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		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5253/what-s-it-smell-like/</loc>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[What's it smell like?]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[What's it smell like?]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[This was so random, but she had the right answer.]]></video:description>
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			<video:view_count>2</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-04-20</video:publication_date>
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		<url>
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			<video:description><![CDATA[A 35-year-old man named Andrea Russo managed to slip past security at Bergamo Airport in Italy and ran directly into the engine of a Volotea plane preparing to depart for Spain. He was killed instantly, the plane sustained damage, and airport operations were halted for some time. What could this guy have possibly been thinking?]]></video:description>
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			<video:publication_date>2026-04-21</video:publication_date>
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		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5251/joy-reid-gets-laughed-at-to-her-face-after-stupid-remark/</loc>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[Joy Reid gets laughed at to her face after stupid remark]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[Joy Reid: “Democrats do not play politics the way Republicans do. They try to play by the rules.&#34; Maury Povich just laughs because he knows Joy Reid is full of sh*t.]]></video:description>
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		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5250/she-d-rather-rob-taxpayers-instead-of-telling-people-to-get-a-job/</loc>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[She'd rather rob taxpayers instead of telling people to get a job]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[She'd rather rob taxpayers instead of telling people to get a job]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[This nutcase would rather make taxpayers foot the bill so freeloaders get free stuff. &#34;I want everyone… to have a roof over their head. I want universal child care, free K-8 summer care… I want social housing, I want much more land and wealth to be stewarded by communities instead of corporations…&#34; If you want any of those things, then you need to get a job.]]></video:description>
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		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5249/pardon-me-as-i-vomit/</loc>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Pardon me as I vomit]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[Pardon me as I vomit]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[What the heck is this and why is anyone watching it?]]></video:description>
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		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5248/children-aren-t-confused-about-gender-until-perverted-parents-push-it-on-them/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-08</lastmod>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[Children aren't confused about gender until perverted parents push it on them]]></video:title>
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		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5247/sen-kennedy-on-swalwell-this-is-no-country-for-creepy-old-men/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-08</lastmod>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Sen. Kennedy on Swalwell: &#34;This is no country for creepy old men&#34;]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[Sen. Kennedy on Swalwell: &#34;This is no country for creepy old men&#34;]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[Sen. John Kennedy mocks Eric Swalwell, saying: &#34;This is NO country for creepy old men. And Congressman Swalwell, he about to FIND THAT OUT.&#34; &#34;Karma may be slow, but it's almost ALWAYS on TIME.&#34;]]></video:description>
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			<video:publication_date>2026-04-21</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[News]]></video:category>
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	</url>
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		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5246/trump-s-fed-chair-nominee-puts-elizabeth-warren-on-the-hot-seat/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-08</lastmod>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Trump’s Fed Chair nominee puts Elizabeth Warren on the hot seat]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[Trump’s Fed Chair nominee puts Elizabeth Warren on the hot seat]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[Trump’s Fed Chair nominee Kevin Warsh is mocking Elizabeth Warren. She said: “Name one aspect of Trump's economic agenda you disagree with. WARSH replied: “He said I'm 'out of central casting.' I'd look older, greyer and show up with a cigar of sorts”]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>70</video:duration>

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			<video:publication_date>2026-04-21</video:publication_date>
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		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5245/maria-bartiromo-makes-ro-khanna-look-dumb-right-to-his-face/</loc>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Maria Bartiromo makes Ro Khanna look dumb right to his face]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[Maria Bartiromo makes Ro Khanna look dumb right to his face]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[Maria Bartiromo: &#34;10 presidents before President Trump all said the same thing: 'Iran cannot have a nuclear weapon.'&#34; Ro Khanna: &#34;And one president delivered! And that was Barack Obama!&#34; Maria Bartiromo: &#34;No, that's not true ... Congressman, you're talking fantasy! Obama did NOTHING about it! ... other than send money to the Iranians!&#34; - reported by Jason Cohen.]]></video:description>
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			<video:publication_date>2026-04-21</video:publication_date>
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								</video:video>
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		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5244/cop-body-slammed-a-female-student-during-brawl-now-he-s-the-one-in-trouble/</loc>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[Cop body-slammed a female student during brawl, now HE's the one in trouble]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[A Charlotte-Mecklenburg officer body-slammed a female student at a high school bus loading area, and it was ruled as excessive force. The investigation happened immediately, and the department’s internal review confirmed what the footage showed. The officer was suspended without pay. Will she face consequences for fighting?]]></video:description>
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		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5243/you-can-only-chose-one-right-or-left/</loc>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[you can only chose one - right or left?]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[you can only chose one - right or left?]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[They have the moves and the groves.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>16</video:duration>

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			<video:publication_date>2026-04-21</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[Hot]]></video:category>
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		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5242/full-grown-man-who-assaulted-tiny-female-reporter-may-leave-the-country/</loc>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Full grown man who assaulted tiny female reporter may leave the country]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[Full grown man who assaulted tiny female reporter may leave the country]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[Chris Ostroushko, who assaulted Savanah Hernandez outside an ICE facility, is now wondering if he should leave the country because he’s facing heavy backlash for attacking a small with violence.]]></video:description>
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			<video:publication_date>2026-04-21</video:publication_date>
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		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5241/remember-when-hillary-clinton-introduced-george-soros/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-08</lastmod>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Remember when Hillary Clinton introduced George Soros]]></image:caption>
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			<video:thumbnail_loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5241/preview.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc>
			<video:title><![CDATA[Remember when Hillary Clinton introduced George Soros]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[Remember that time when HillaryClinton introduced her friend GeorgeSoros and his interest to get involved in US elections? The Internet sure doesn't. Why? Because it has been wiped from existence for the most part. Turns out I found a copy of the file I had archived years... from Q The Storm Rider on X.]]></video:description>
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			<video:publication_date>2026-04-21</video:publication_date>
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		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5240/cali-fraud-exposed-burrito-stand-was-address-of-fake-hospice-center/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-08</lastmod>
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			<image:loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5240/preview.jpg</image:loc>
			<image:caption><![CDATA[CALI FRAUD EXPOSED: burrito stand was address of fake hospice center]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[CALI FRAUD EXPOSED: burrito stand was address of fake hospice center]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[California fraudsters get exposed again. Sheila Clark, President and CEO of the California Hospice and Palliative Care Association revealed there are literally BURRITO STANDS that are listed as Certified Hospice Facilities “How do you put a Hospice in a burrito stand?&#34;]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>35</video:duration>

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			<video:view_count>2</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-04-22</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[News]]></video:category>
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		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5239/john-brennan-is-mad-people-are-investigating-the-russian-hoax/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-08</lastmod>
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			<image:loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5239/preview.jpg</image:loc>
			<image:caption><![CDATA[John Brennan is mad people are investigating the RUSSIAN HOAX]]></image:caption>
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			<video:thumbnail_loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5239/preview.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc>
			<video:title><![CDATA[John Brennan is mad people are investigating the RUSSIAN HOAX]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[A weary John Brennan expressed feeling “dismayed and disappointed” over the investigation into the so-called Russia Hoax, saying it’s partly meant to harass and damage individuals reputationally, professionally, and financially. Nah bro, it was a hoax and the people who participated in it belong in prison.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>70</video:duration>

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			<video:view_count>1</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-04-22</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[News]]></video:category>
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		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5238/head-on-a-stake-tds-sufferer-has-horrible-wishes-for-trump/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-08</lastmod>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Head on a stake - TDS sufferer has horrible wishes for Trump]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[Head on a stake - TDS sufferer has horrible wishes for Trump]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[person who has TDS says this about President Trump: “I want him dead. I don’t care who knows it.” “Head on a stake. Dragged through the motherf*cking streets. Entrails in the f*cking road.” Then she laughs, puts her sunglasses on, and smiles. Lady, you got TDS and belong in a looney bin.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>45</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>0.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>2</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-04-22</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[Culture]]></video:category>
								</video:video>
	</url>
		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5237/suicide-researcher-working-on-anti-gravity-technology-found-dead/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-08</lastmod>
		<changefreq>daily</changefreq>
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			<image:loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5237/preview.jpg</image:loc>
			<image:caption><![CDATA[SUICIDE? Researcher working on anti-gravity technology found dead]]></image:caption>
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		<video:video>
			<video:thumbnail_loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5237/preview.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc>
			<video:title><![CDATA[SUICIDE? Researcher working on anti-gravity technology found dead]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[According to the Daily Mail, a researcher working on anti-gravity technology, whose death was ruled a suicide, had sent a text just a month earlier saying she would never take her own life. Amy Eskridge was later found in Huntsville, Alabama, with a gunshot wound to the head.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>273</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>0.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>1</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-04-22</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[News]]></video:category>
								</video:video>
	</url>
		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5236/don-t-have-to-tell-you-jack-sh-t-ilhan-omar-freaks-over-shady-accounting-error/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-08</lastmod>
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			<image:loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5236/preview.jpg</image:loc>
			<image:caption><![CDATA[Don’t have to tell you JACK SH*T - Ilhan Omar freaks over SHADY ACCOUNTING ERROR]]></image:caption>
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		<video:video>
			<video:thumbnail_loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5236/preview.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc>
			<video:title><![CDATA[Don’t have to tell you JACK SH*T - Ilhan Omar freaks over SHADY ACCOUNTING ERROR]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[Reporter asked Ilhan Omar again about the massive “accounting error.” Omar the alleged brother-lover replied: “I still think you’re STUPID for asking me anything.” And when told the American people deserve answers: “I don’t have to tell you JACK SH*T.”]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>30</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>0.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>4</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-04-22</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[News]]></video:category>
								</video:video>
	</url>
		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5235/southern-poverty-law-center-indicted/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-08</lastmod>
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			<image:loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5235/preview.jpg</image:loc>
			<image:caption><![CDATA[Southern Poverty Law Center INDICTED]]></image:caption>
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		<video:video>
			<video:thumbnail_loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5235/preview.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc>
			<video:title><![CDATA[Southern Poverty Law Center INDICTED]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[Acting AG Blanche claims the Southern Poverty Law Center paid to help stage the 2017 “Unite the Right” rally in Charlottesville, VA, which left-leaning media used against President Trump for years, and says they have now been indicted for it.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>92</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>0.0</video:rating>
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			<video:publication_date>2026-04-22</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[News]]></video:category>
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	</url>
		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5234/dude-swung-at-a-soldier-then-got-his-ass-beat/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-08</lastmod>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Dude swung at a soldier, then got his ass beat]]></image:caption>
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			<video:thumbnail_loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5234/preview.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc>
			<video:title><![CDATA[Dude swung at a soldier, then got his ass beat]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[How are you going to swing on someone, MISS, and then get your ass beat like this?]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>59</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>0.0</video:rating>
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			<video:publication_date>2026-04-22</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[Crazy]]></video:category>
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		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5233/male-contestant-for-miss-universe-puerto-rico/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-08</lastmod>
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			<image:loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5233/preview.jpg</image:loc>
			<image:caption><![CDATA[Male contestant for Miss Universe Puerto Rico]]></image:caption>
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			<video:thumbnail_loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5233/preview.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc>
			<video:title><![CDATA[Male contestant for Miss Universe Puerto Rico]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[Gabriel Rodríguez Velázquez, a transgender male contestant, is competing in Miss Universe Puerto Rico and hopes to outshine dozens of female beauty queens to claim the title. He should be laughed out of the contest.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>80</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>0.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>1</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-04-22</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[Culture]]></video:category>
								</video:video>
	</url>
		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5232/sentenced-to-jail-for-throwing-molotov-cocktail-at-gop-hq/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-08</lastmod>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[SENTENCED TO JAIL for throwing Molotov cocktail at GOP HQ]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[SENTENCED TO JAIL for throwing Molotov cocktail at GOP HQ]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[Zayn Edward Arcand, the “genderfluid, polyamorous sometimes female” individual who threw a Molotov cocktail at the Dickinson County, Michigan, Republican Headquarters, has been sentenced to just ONE YEAR in jail. - report from Libs of TikTok.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>35</video:duration>

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			<video:publication_date>2026-04-22</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[News]]></video:category>
								</video:video>
	</url>
		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5231/ilhan-omar-wanted-1-million-for-place-that-does-not-exist/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-08</lastmod>
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			<image:loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5231/preview.jpg</image:loc>
			<image:caption><![CDATA[Ilhan Omar wanted $1 million for place that DOES NOT EXIST]]></image:caption>
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			<video:thumbnail_loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5231/preview.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc>
			<video:title><![CDATA[Ilhan Omar wanted $1 million for place that DOES NOT EXIST]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[A reporter visited the restaurant where Ilhan Omar was reportedly trying to secure $1 million for a Somali resource center, only to uncover another allegedly fraudulent situation. Fortunately, Senator Ernst helped stop it. An employee told the reporter that the project Omar wanted the funds for never even existed at that location.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>143</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>5.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>3</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-04-22</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[News]]></video:category>
								</video:video>
	</url>
		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5230/a-good-reason-to-bring-bullying-back/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-08</lastmod>
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			<image:loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5230/preview.jpg</image:loc>
			<image:caption><![CDATA[A good reason to bring bullying back]]></image:caption>
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			<video:thumbnail_loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5230/preview.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc>
			<video:title><![CDATA[A good reason to bring bullying back]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[What kind of mental illness is this?]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>20</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>0.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>1</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-04-22</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[Culture]]></video:category>
								</video:video>
	</url>
		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5229/woke-pastor-running-for-congress-linked-to-satanism/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-08</lastmod>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Woke Pastor running for Congress linked to SATANISM]]></image:caption>
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			<video:thumbnail_loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5229/preview.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc>
			<video:title><![CDATA[Woke Pastor running for Congress linked to SATANISM]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[Pastor Sarah Trone Garriott, a Congressional candidate in Iowa, allegedly walked away when asked about her previous support for witchcraft and her involvement in officiating a satanic wedding.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>45</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>5.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>5</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-04-22</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[News]]></video:category>
								</video:video>
	</url>
		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5228/libtarded-art-teacher-has-creepy-fantasy-about-trump/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-08</lastmod>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Libtarded art teacher has creepy fantasy about Trump]]></image:caption>
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		<video:video>
			<video:thumbnail_loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5228/preview.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc>
			<video:title><![CDATA[Libtarded art teacher has creepy fantasy about Trump]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[This leftist elementary school art teacher recently shared a disturbing fantasy about President Trump: “People are saying his death might happen this weekend, and they’re buying champagne. We need to make sure they don’t bury it.”]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>23</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>0.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>1</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-04-22</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[Culture]]></video:category>
								</video:video>
	</url>
		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5227/ilhan-omar-s-fake-winery-suddenly-dissolved/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-08</lastmod>
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			<image:loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5227/preview.jpg</image:loc>
			<image:caption><![CDATA[Ilhan Omar’s fake “winery” suddenly DISSOLVED]]></image:caption>
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		<video:video>
			<video:thumbnail_loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5227/preview.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc>
			<video:title><![CDATA[Ilhan Omar’s fake “winery” suddenly DISSOLVED]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[Ilhan Omar’s alleged “winery” was officially dissolved just nine days after her “amended” financial disclosure was filed. She’s been reacting strongly to reporters questioning her about the supposed winery and the dramatic changes in her net worth.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>87</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>0.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>2</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-04-22</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[News]]></video:category>
								</video:video>
	</url>
		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5226/florida-democrat-judge-released-a-dangerous-thug-who-later-killed-a-5-year-old/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-08</lastmod>
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			<image:loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5226/preview.jpg</image:loc>
			<image:caption><![CDATA[Florida Democrat Judge released a dangerous thug who later killed a 5-year-old]]></image:caption>
		</image:image>
		<video:video>
			<video:thumbnail_loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5226/preview.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc>
			<video:title><![CDATA[Florida Democrat Judge released a dangerous thug who later killed a 5-year-old]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[Florida Democrat Judge Tiffany Baker-Carper released a man who had been traveling to meet a minor for sex. After his release, the man went on to murder a 5-year-old. Judge Baker-Carper, the youngest African American ever elected to the Second Judicial Circuit, is seeking re-election in 2026, but many believe she does not deserve another term.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>53</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>5.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>4</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-04-22</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[News]]></video:category>
								</video:video>
	</url>
		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5225/she-has-a-very-nice-fridge/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-08</lastmod>
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			<image:loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5225/preview.jpg</image:loc>
			<image:caption><![CDATA[She has a very nice fridge]]></image:caption>
		</image:image>
		<video:video>
			<video:thumbnail_loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5225/preview.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc>
			<video:title><![CDATA[She has a very nice fridge]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[Just here to show off the fridge...]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>54</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>0.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>2</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-04-22</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[Hot]]></video:category>
								</video:video>
	</url>
		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5224/nasty-dude-beats-off-on-some-stranger-s-leg/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-08</lastmod>
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			<image:loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5224/preview.jpg</image:loc>
			<image:caption><![CDATA[Nasty dude beats off on some stranger's leg]]></image:caption>
		</image:image>
		<video:video>
			<video:thumbnail_loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5224/preview.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc>
			<video:title><![CDATA[Nasty dude beats off on some stranger's leg]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[I think this happened in Philadelphia. This is definitely something you'd do after an Eagles loss.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>30</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>0.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>2</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-04-22</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[Crazy]]></video:category>
								</video:video>
	</url>
		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5223/you-know-he-takes-a-deep-sniff/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-08</lastmod>
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			<image:loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5223/preview.jpg</image:loc>
			<image:caption><![CDATA[You know he takes a deep sniff]]></image:caption>
		</image:image>
		<video:video>
			<video:thumbnail_loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5223/preview.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc>
			<video:title><![CDATA[You know he takes a deep sniff]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[Bro who's idea was this? His idea so he can smell the hot box? Or her idea for free massages?]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>17</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>0.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>1</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-04-22</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[Hot]]></video:category>
								</video:video>
	</url>
		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5222/woman-s-skirt-falls-off-in-public/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-08</lastmod>
		<changefreq>daily</changefreq>
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			<image:loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5222/preview.jpg</image:loc>
			<image:caption><![CDATA[Woman's skirt falls off in public]]></image:caption>
		</image:image>
		<video:video>
			<video:thumbnail_loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5222/preview.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc>
			<video:title><![CDATA[Woman's skirt falls off in public]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[haha this was a good prank]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>22</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>0.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>4</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-04-22</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[Culture]]></video:category>
								</video:video>
	</url>
		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5221/grandma-is-down-real-bad/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-08</lastmod>
		<changefreq>daily</changefreq>
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			<image:loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5221/preview.jpg</image:loc>
			<image:caption><![CDATA[Grandma is down real bad]]></image:caption>
		</image:image>
		<video:video>
			<video:thumbnail_loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5221/preview.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc>
			<video:title><![CDATA[Grandma is down real bad]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[She sucked the trailer hitch off that truck.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>29</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>0.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>1</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-04-22</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[Crazy]]></video:category>
								</video:video>
	</url>
		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5220/the-indian-music-makes-it-funnier/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-08</lastmod>
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			<image:loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5220/preview.jpg</image:loc>
			<image:caption><![CDATA[The Indian music makes it funnier]]></image:caption>
		</image:image>
		<video:video>
			<video:thumbnail_loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5220/preview.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc>
			<video:title><![CDATA[The Indian music makes it funnier]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[His friend was definitely in on this.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>12</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>0.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>3</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-04-22</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[Culture]]></video:category>
								</video:video>
	</url>
		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5219/lady-cop-rips-off-longest-fart/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-08</lastmod>
		<changefreq>daily</changefreq>
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			<image:loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5219/preview.jpg</image:loc>
			<image:caption><![CDATA[Lady cop rips off longest fart]]></image:caption>
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		<video:video>
			<video:thumbnail_loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5219/preview.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc>
			<video:title><![CDATA[Lady cop rips off longest fart]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[This bitch is nasty.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>25</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>0.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>2</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-04-22</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[Culture]]></video:category>
								</video:video>
	</url>
		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5218/let-s-not-forget-margot-robbie/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-08</lastmod>
		<changefreq>daily</changefreq>
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			<image:loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5218/preview.jpg</image:loc>
			<image:caption><![CDATA[Let's not forget Margot Robbie]]></image:caption>
		</image:image>
		<video:video>
			<video:thumbnail_loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5218/preview.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc>
			<video:title><![CDATA[Let's not forget Margot Robbie]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[Margot Robbie was stunning in this movie. Too bad the rest of it sucked.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>18</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>0.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>2</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-04-22</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[Hot]]></video:category>
								</video:video>
	</url>
		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5217/no-more-talking-just-dancing/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-08</lastmod>
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			<image:loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5217/preview.jpg</image:loc>
			<image:caption><![CDATA[No more talking, just dancing]]></image:caption>
		</image:image>
		<video:video>
			<video:thumbnail_loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5217/preview.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc>
			<video:title><![CDATA[No more talking, just dancing]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[If you have any braincells left, do you use them on this?]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>14</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>0.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>5</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-04-22</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[Hot]]></video:category>
								</video:video>
	</url>
		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5216/ca-democrat-xavier-becerra-i-will-protect-truckers-that-do-not-speak-english/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-08</lastmod>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[CA Democrat, Xavier Becerra: I will protect truckers that do not speak English]]></image:caption>
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		<video:video>
			<video:thumbnail_loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5216/preview.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc>
			<video:title><![CDATA[CA Democrat, Xavier Becerra: I will protect truckers that do not speak English]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[Xavier Becerra: As CA's next governor, I will protect truckers that do not speak English. You don't even realize how bad this is and of course it's in California.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>38</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>0.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>5</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-04-23</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[News]]></video:category>
								</video:video>
	</url>
		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5215/when-you-spend-12-hours-at-the-golden-corral/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-08</lastmod>
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			<image:loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5215/preview.jpg</image:loc>
			<image:caption><![CDATA[When you spend 12 hours at the Golden Corral]]></image:caption>
		</image:image>
		<video:video>
			<video:thumbnail_loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5215/preview.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc>
			<video:title><![CDATA[When you spend 12 hours at the Golden Corral]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[You gotta have the biggest back to sit at a buffet for 12 hours, my gosh, this is nasty.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>9</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>0.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>5</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-04-23</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[Culture]]></video:category>
								</video:video>
	</url>
		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5214/molly-ringwald-s-tds-might-get-the-best-of-her/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-08</lastmod>
		<changefreq>daily</changefreq>
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			<image:loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5214/preview.jpg</image:loc>
			<image:caption><![CDATA[Molly Ringwald's TDS might get the best of her]]></image:caption>
		</image:image>
		<video:video>
			<video:thumbnail_loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5214/preview.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc>
			<video:title><![CDATA[Molly Ringwald's TDS might get the best of her]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[Molly Ringwald gets emotional in rare political statement, showing that TDS can get anyone.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>247</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>0.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>3</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-04-23</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[Culture]]></video:category>
								</video:video>
	</url>
		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5213/amber-ruffin-acts-stupid-on-the-view/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-08</lastmod>
		<changefreq>daily</changefreq>
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			<image:loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5213/preview.jpg</image:loc>
			<image:caption><![CDATA[Amber Ruffin acts stupid on The View]]></image:caption>
		</image:image>
		<video:video>
			<video:thumbnail_loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5213/preview.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc>
			<video:title><![CDATA[Amber Ruffin acts stupid on The View]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[Comedian Amber Ruffin: &#34;I’m Black, I’m terrified. I’m scared for my trans friends. And people who we know and love, our neighbors, are disappeared. And that was the goal and he did it.&#34;]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>88</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>0.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>3</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-04-23</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[Culture]]></video:category>
								</video:video>
	</url>
		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5212/whoever-brings-kids-to-this-should-be-arrested/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-08</lastmod>
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			<image:loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5212/preview.jpg</image:loc>
			<image:caption><![CDATA[Whoever brings kids to this should be arrested]]></image:caption>
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		<video:video>
			<video:thumbnail_loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5212/preview.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc>
			<video:title><![CDATA[Whoever brings kids to this should be arrested]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[This is OK for adults, but not cool if you're bringing kids to this stuff. Sickos.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>31</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>0.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>4</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-04-23</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[Culture]]></video:category>
								</video:video>
	</url>
		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5211/oh-hell-naw-no-sleeping-at-the-hotel-hallway-party/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-08</lastmod>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Oh Hell Naw! No sleeping at the hotel hallway party]]></image:caption>
		</image:image>
		<video:video>
			<video:thumbnail_loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5211/preview.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc>
			<video:title><![CDATA[Oh Hell Naw! No sleeping at the hotel hallway party]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[Who has a party in the hallway of a hotel?]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>48</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>0.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>3</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-04-23</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[Culture]]></video:category>
								</video:video>
	</url>
		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5210/trump-hater-with-michael-strahan-teeth-runs-her-mouth/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-08</lastmod>
		<changefreq>daily</changefreq>
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			<image:loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5210/preview.jpg</image:loc>
			<image:caption><![CDATA[Trump-hater with Michael Strahan teeth runs her mouth]]></image:caption>
		</image:image>
		<video:video>
			<video:thumbnail_loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5210/preview.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc>
			<video:title><![CDATA[Trump-hater with Michael Strahan teeth runs her mouth]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[She’s bragging about nearly reaching 1 million likes on TikTok but stops short of outright saying President Trump should be executed. Instead, she opts for the phrase, “he should be exiting this earth soon.”]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>39</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>0.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>4</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-04-23</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[Culture]]></video:category>
								</video:video>
	</url>
		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5209/fbi-director-kash-patel-the-money-doesn-t-lie-the-splc-got-caught/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-08</lastmod>
		<changefreq>daily</changefreq>
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			<image:loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5209/preview.jpg</image:loc>
			<image:caption><![CDATA[FBI Director Kash Patel: The money doesn’t lie. The SPLC got caught]]></image:caption>
		</image:image>
		<video:video>
			<video:thumbnail_loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5209/preview.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc>
			<video:title><![CDATA[FBI Director Kash Patel: The money doesn’t lie. The SPLC got caught]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[The money doesn’t lie. The evidence shows the charity who supposedly fought the Klan - FUNDED the Klan. The charity who supposedly fought Neo-nazis - FUNDED Neo-nazis. The SPLC engaged in a massive fraud operation to deceive their donors, funded the very hate groups they claim to oppose, and then hid their operations from the public through shell companies and fake entities. This FBI and ToddBlanche won’t let them get away with it any longer.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>57</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>5.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>7</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-04-23</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[News]]></video:category>
								</video:video>
	</url>
		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5208/she-has-the-most-inspiring-message-for-you/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-08</lastmod>
		<changefreq>daily</changefreq>
		<priority>0.8</priority>
		<image:image>
			<image:loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5208/preview.jpg</image:loc>
			<image:caption><![CDATA[She has the most inspiring message for you]]></image:caption>
		</image:image>
		<video:video>
			<video:thumbnail_loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5208/preview.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc>
			<video:title><![CDATA[She has the most inspiring message for you]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[no really, you should listen to this.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>16</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>5.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>8</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-04-23</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[Hot]]></video:category>
								</video:video>
	</url>
		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5207/youtuber-just-exposed-ilhan-omar-s-husband-in-massive-scandal/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-08</lastmod>
		<changefreq>daily</changefreq>
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		<image:image>
			<image:loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5207/preview.jpg</image:loc>
			<image:caption><![CDATA[YouTuber just exposed Ilhan Omar's husband in massive scandal]]></image:caption>
		</image:image>
		<video:video>
			<video:thumbnail_loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5207/preview.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc>
			<video:title><![CDATA[YouTuber just exposed Ilhan Omar's husband in massive scandal]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[Uh-oh? A YouTuber checked out the consulting firm linked to Tim Mynett, Ilhan Omar's husband, and found no office at the listed address. The firm’s revenue jumped from $51K to $30M in just one year, and they’re reportedly managing $60B while not even being registered with the SEC. What crimes could this involve?]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>162</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>5.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>8</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-04-23</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[News]]></video:category>
								</video:video>
	</url>
		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5206/east-harlem-thug-body-slams-teen-girl-who-wouldn-t-give-her-phone-number/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-08</lastmod>
		<changefreq>daily</changefreq>
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		<image:image>
			<image:loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5206/preview.jpg</image:loc>
			<image:caption><![CDATA[East Harlem THUG body slams teen girl who wouldn't give her phone number]]></image:caption>
		</image:image>
		<video:video>
			<video:thumbnail_loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5206/preview.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc>
			<video:title><![CDATA[East Harlem THUG body slams teen girl who wouldn't give her phone number]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[In East Harlem, a scumbag asked a 15-year-old girl for her number, and when she refused, he slammed her to the ground and stomped on her head. She’s now in the hospital with a concussion.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>28</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>0.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>2</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-04-23</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[Crazy]]></video:category>
								</video:video>
	</url>
		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5205/guy-in-grandma-outfit-says-maga-is-a-cult/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-08</lastmod>
		<changefreq>daily</changefreq>
		<priority>0.8</priority>
		<image:image>
			<image:loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5205/preview.jpg</image:loc>
			<image:caption><![CDATA[Guy in grandma outfit says MAGA is a cult]]></image:caption>
		</image:image>
		<video:video>
			<video:thumbnail_loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5205/preview.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc>
			<video:title><![CDATA[Guy in grandma outfit says MAGA is a cult]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[When your backdoor is always open...]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>20</video:duration>

																				<video:content_loc>https://crankers.com/get_file/1/494e02d5a88418611d33f40dc4b5c1d4/5000/5205/5205.mp4/</video:content_loc>
							
			<video:rating>0.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>5</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-04-23</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[Culture]]></video:category>
								</video:video>
	</url>
		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5204/uh-this-is-a-candidate-for-us-congress/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-08</lastmod>
		<changefreq>daily</changefreq>
		<priority>0.8</priority>
		<image:image>
			<image:loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5204/preview.jpg</image:loc>
			<image:caption><![CDATA[Uh, this is a candidate for US Congress]]></image:caption>
		</image:image>
		<video:video>
			<video:thumbnail_loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5204/preview.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc>
			<video:title><![CDATA[Uh, this is a candidate for US Congress]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[This is Katrina Deville and he is a candidate for US Congress in Wisconsin District 8. Creepy bro.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>129</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>0.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>4</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-04-23</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[News]]></video:category>
								</video:video>
	</url>
		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5203/whoever-does-this-should-be-arrested/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-08</lastmod>
		<changefreq>daily</changefreq>
		<priority>0.8</priority>
		<image:image>
			<image:loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5203/preview.jpg</image:loc>
			<image:caption><![CDATA[Whoever does this should be arrested]]></image:caption>
		</image:image>
		<video:video>
			<video:thumbnail_loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5203/preview.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc>
			<video:title><![CDATA[Whoever does this should be arrested]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[These people are disgusting putting this on in front of kids.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>75</video:duration>

																				<video:content_loc>https://crankers.com/get_file/1/7ecba6bcc63a5f34e8a343eb37e754de/5000/5203/5203.mp4/</video:content_loc>
							
			<video:rating>0.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>3</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-04-23</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[Culture]]></video:category>
								</video:video>
	</url>
		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5202/i-bet-you-won-t-touch-me-again/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-08</lastmod>
		<changefreq>daily</changefreq>
		<priority>0.8</priority>
		<image:image>
			<image:loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5202/preview.jpg</image:loc>
			<image:caption><![CDATA[I BET YOU WON'T TOUCH ME AGAIN]]></image:caption>
		</image:image>
		<video:video>
			<video:thumbnail_loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5202/preview.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc>
			<video:title><![CDATA[I BET YOU WON'T TOUCH ME AGAIN]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[Black Lives Matter: School Bus Edition!]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>50</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>0.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>2</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-04-23</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[Crazy]]></video:category>
								</video:video>
	</url>
		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5201/dude-arrested-trying-to-kidnap-bikini-barista-released-on-cashless-bond/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-08</lastmod>
		<changefreq>daily</changefreq>
		<priority>0.8</priority>
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			<image:loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5201/preview.jpg</image:loc>
			<image:caption><![CDATA[Dude arrested trying to kidnap bikini barista RELEASED on cashless bond]]></image:caption>
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		<video:video>
			<video:thumbnail_loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5201/preview.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc>
			<video:title><![CDATA[Dude arrested trying to kidnap bikini barista RELEASED on cashless bond]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[A predator arrested for the first-degree attempted kidnapping of a barista, caught on video just outside Seattle, has been released from jail on cashless bail. This is exactly why women in America continue to face rape and murder at the hands of repeat offenders.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>43</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>0.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>4</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-04-23</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[News]]></video:category>
								</video:video>
	</url>
		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5200/karoline-leavitt-goes-full-hambone-on-southern-poverty-law-center/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-08</lastmod>
		<changefreq>daily</changefreq>
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			<image:loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5200/preview.jpg</image:loc>
			<image:caption><![CDATA[Karoline Leavitt goes full hambone on Southern Poverty Law Center ...]]></image:caption>
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		<video:video>
			<video:thumbnail_loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5200/preview.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc>
			<video:title><![CDATA[Karoline Leavitt goes full hambone on Southern Poverty Law Center ...]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[Karoline Leavitt unloads on the Southern Poverty Law Center &#34;It's a CRIMINAL ORGANIZATION, clearly. And that's not our DOJ saying that, that's a GRAND JURY indictment.&#34; &#34;They've been duping their supporters and the American taxpayers for FAR too long!&#34;]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>32</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>5.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>4</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-04-23</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[News]]></video:category>
								</video:video>
	</url>
		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5199/when-the-viking-boss-of-iceland-pulls-out-her-secret-weapons/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-08</lastmod>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[When the viking boss of ICELAND pulls out her secret weapons]]></image:caption>
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		<video:video>
			<video:thumbnail_loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5199/preview.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc>
			<video:title><![CDATA[When the viking boss of ICELAND pulls out her secret weapons]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[Did not see that coming.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>16</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>5.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>4</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-04-23</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[Hot]]></video:category>
								</video:video>
	</url>
		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5198/i-may-be-fat-gay-and-autistic-but/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-08</lastmod>
		<changefreq>daily</changefreq>
		<priority>0.8</priority>
		<image:image>
			<image:loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5198/preview.jpg</image:loc>
			<image:caption><![CDATA[I may be fat, gay, and autistic, but...]]></image:caption>
		</image:image>
		<video:video>
			<video:thumbnail_loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5198/preview.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc>
			<video:title><![CDATA[I may be fat, gay, and autistic, but...]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[HAHAHAHAHAHA]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>23</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>0.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>4</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-04-23</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[Culture]]></video:category>
								</video:video>
	</url>
		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5197/north-carolina-school-superintendent-says-it-s-ok-for-kids-to-see-bdsm-books/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-08</lastmod>
		<changefreq>daily</changefreq>
		<priority>0.8</priority>
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			<image:loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5197/preview.jpg</image:loc>
			<image:caption><![CDATA[North Carolina SCHOOL SUPERINTENDENT says it's OK for kids to see BDSM books]]></image:caption>
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		<video:video>
			<video:thumbnail_loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5197/preview.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc>
			<video:title><![CDATA[North Carolina SCHOOL SUPERINTENDENT says it's OK for kids to see BDSM books]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[A North Carolina SCHOOL SUPERINTENDENT says he sees, &#34;...NOTHING WRONG&#34; with Kindergarteners reading a book depicting MEN IN BDSM LEATHER OUTFITS MAKING OUT. &#34;That's certainly something a child would see in their community...&#34; ...SORRY, WHAT NOW? -  Report by Matt Van Swol.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>74</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>0.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>3</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-04-24</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[News]]></video:category>
								</video:video>
	</url>
		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5196/how-do-you-like-my-new-tattoo/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-08</lastmod>
		<changefreq>daily</changefreq>
		<priority>0.8</priority>
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			<image:loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5196/preview.jpg</image:loc>
			<image:caption><![CDATA[How do you like my new tattoo?]]></image:caption>
		</image:image>
		<video:video>
			<video:thumbnail_loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5196/preview.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc>
			<video:title><![CDATA[How do you like my new tattoo?]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[Something tells me they will blame Trump if the ink fades.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>12</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>0.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>3</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-04-24</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[Culture]]></video:category>
								</video:video>
	</url>
		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5195/what-kind-of-event-is-this/</loc>
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			<image:loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5195/preview.jpg</image:loc>
			<image:caption><![CDATA[What kind of event is this?]]></image:caption>
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		<video:video>
			<video:thumbnail_loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5195/preview.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc>
			<video:title><![CDATA[What kind of event is this?]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[Please be nice in the comments.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>107</video:duration>

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			<video:view_count>4</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-04-24</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[Culture]]></video:category>
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		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5194/evil-predators-hunted-and-killed-a-15-year-old-girl-on-roblox/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-08</lastmod>
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			<image:loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5194/preview.jpg</image:loc>
			<image:caption><![CDATA[Evil Predators Hunted and Killed a 15-Year-Old Girl on Roblox]]></image:caption>
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			<video:thumbnail_loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5194/preview.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc>
			<video:title><![CDATA[Evil Predators Hunted and Killed a 15-Year-Old Girl on Roblox]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[Warning: Predators targeted and killed a 15-year-old girl. A Canadian father revealed how the twisted 764 network groomed his daughter Penelope on Roblox, then blackmailed her into self-harm, animal abuse, and eventually suicide. She was just 15. This isn’t a game, it’s pure evil.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>50</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>0.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>5</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-04-24</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[News]]></video:category>
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		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5193/you-can-only-have-one/</loc>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[You can only have one!]]></image:caption>
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		<video:video>
			<video:thumbnail_loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5193/preview.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc>
			<video:title><![CDATA[You can only have one!]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[Which one are you taking?]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>26</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>0.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>7</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-04-24</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[Hot]]></video:category>
								</video:video>
	</url>
		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5192/attorney-tries-signing-up-for-somali-care-center-exposes-their-grift/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-08</lastmod>
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			<image:loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5192/preview.jpg</image:loc>
			<image:caption><![CDATA[Attorney tries signing up for Somali care center, exposes their grift]]></image:caption>
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		<video:video>
			<video:thumbnail_loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5192/preview.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc>
			<video:title><![CDATA[Attorney tries signing up for Somali care center, exposes their grift]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[Ohio attorney Mehek Cooke visited a Somali care center to inquire about signing up, but was met with physical intimidation and told, “We’re not taking patients! Go.” This kind of reaction is far from what you’d expect from a typical business. Third world slime.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>457</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>0.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>4</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-04-24</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[News]]></video:category>
								</video:video>
	</url>
		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5191/big-back-shooter-shantay-o-donnell-arrested-in-new-york/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-08</lastmod>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Big Back shooter Shantay O’Donnell arrested in New York]]></image:caption>
		</image:image>
		<video:video>
			<video:thumbnail_loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5191/preview.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc>
			<video:title><![CDATA[Big Back shooter Shantay O’Donnell arrested in New York]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[A 46-year-old woman from Virginia Beach, Shantay O’Donnell, was arrested in New York after allegedly shooting a 65-year-old Maryland gas station clerk she referred to as a “demon spirit” before robbing the register. She now faces attempted murder charges and even posted a confession video.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>241</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>5.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>6</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-04-24</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[News]]></video:category>
								</video:video>
	</url>
		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5190/illegal-alien-arrested-tried-eating-toddler-s-face/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-08</lastmod>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Illegal alien arrested, tried eating toddler's face]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[Illegal alien arrested, tried eating toddler's face]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[Atharva Vyas, described as a crazed illegal alien, was arrested in San Antonio, TX, after allegedly attacking a mother without provocation, punching her in the face, then forcibly taking her 3-year-old daughter, biting her, and eating part of her face.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>47</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>0.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>3</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-04-24</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[News]]></video:category>
								</video:video>
	</url>
		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5189/when-you-get-old-but-still-have-stripper-moves/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-08</lastmod>
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			<image:loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5189/preview.jpg</image:loc>
			<image:caption><![CDATA[When you get old, but still have stripper moves]]></image:caption>
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		<video:video>
			<video:thumbnail_loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5189/preview.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc>
			<video:title><![CDATA[When you get old, but still have stripper moves]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[She's ready for some sweet hog, who's gonna give it to her?]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>59</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>0.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>4</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-04-24</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[Crazy]]></video:category>
								</video:video>
	</url>
		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5188/brittney-griner-has-a-deep-voice-just-sayin/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-08</lastmod>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Brittney Griner has a deep voice, just sayin...]]></image:caption>
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		<video:video>
			<video:thumbnail_loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5188/preview.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc>
			<video:title><![CDATA[Brittney Griner has a deep voice, just sayin...]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[Brittney Griner's voice sounds pretty manly.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>131</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>0.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>4</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-04-24</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[Culture]]></video:category>
								</video:video>
	</url>
		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5187/tim-walz-should-be-in-jail-but-the-gop-is-filled-with-cucks/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-08</lastmod>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Tim Walz should be in jail, but the GOP is filled with cucks]]></image:caption>
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		<video:video>
			<video:thumbnail_loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5187/preview.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc>
			<video:title><![CDATA[Tim Walz should be in jail, but the GOP is filled with cucks]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[Tim Walz might not make it through this. Housing for drug addicts, originally budgeted at $2.6M, has now ballooned to $100M, with $8B allegedly stolen. On top of that, there’s a push to give 12 weeks of paid leave to anyone. The feds might have to step in and take over the Minnesota government, and there are calls to indict Tim Walz.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The guy should be in jail, but the GOP is filled with a bunch of scared, weak, beta cucks who won't do anything.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>150</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>5.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>2</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-04-24</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[News]]></video:category>
								</video:video>
	</url>
		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5186/kanye-west-and-his-wife-going-shopping/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-08</lastmod>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Kanye West and his wife going shopping]]></image:caption>
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		<video:video>
			<video:thumbnail_loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5186/preview.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc>
			<video:title><![CDATA[Kanye West and his wife going shopping]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[Does her chest fit in anything at all?]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>15</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>0.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>1</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-04-24</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[Culture]]></video:category>
								</video:video>
	</url>
		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5185/9-people-charged-with-felonies-for-paying-homeless-bums-to-sign-registration-forms/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-08</lastmod>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[9 people charged with felonies for paying homeless bums to sign registration forms]]></image:caption>
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			<video:thumbnail_loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5185/preview.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc>
			<video:title><![CDATA[9 people charged with felonies for paying homeless bums to sign registration forms]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[Nine people were charged with a dozen felony counts for paying homeless individuals for signatures on Skid Row in downtown Los Angeles. They had the homeless fill out voter registration forms, with the fraud taking place during the 2016 presidential election and the 2018 midterm elections.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>30</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>0.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>1</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-04-24</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[News]]></video:category>
								</video:video>
	</url>
		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5184/tn-lawmakers-pass-bill-allowing-deadly-force-to-protect-property/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-08</lastmod>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[TN lawmakers pass bill allowing deadly force to protect property]]></image:caption>
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			<video:thumbnail_loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5184/preview.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc>
			<video:title><![CDATA[TN lawmakers pass bill allowing deadly force to protect property]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[This should be nationwide: Tennessee lawmakers have passed a new bill permitting the use of deadly force to defend one’s property. Supporters believe it’s absolutely necessary and will act as a deterrent to criminals who, they say, have been coddled by liberal courts and lenient judges.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>130</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>5.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>2</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-04-24</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[News]]></video:category>
								</video:video>
	</url>
		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5183/rihanna-enough-said/</loc>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Rihanna... enough said!]]></image:caption>
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			<video:thumbnail_loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5183/preview.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc>
			<video:title><![CDATA[Rihanna... enough said!]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[RIHANNA... GOD DAMN GIRL]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>9</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>0.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>0</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-04-24</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[Hot]]></video:category>
								</video:video>
	</url>
		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5182/sexy-weather-lady-caused-a-storm-in-my-pants/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-08</lastmod>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Sexy weather lady caused a storm in my pants]]></image:caption>
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			<video:thumbnail_loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5182/preview.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc>
			<video:title><![CDATA[Sexy weather lady caused a storm in my pants]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[Every weather girl should look like this. But in Portland, you probably have a chick with a dick.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>14</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>0.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>1</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-04-24</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[Hot]]></video:category>
								</video:video>
	</url>
		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5181/she-passed-out-before-it-even-started/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-08</lastmod>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[She passed out before it even started]]></image:caption>
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			<video:thumbnail_loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5181/preview.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc>
			<video:title><![CDATA[She passed out before it even started]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[I think they wear these shirts on purpose.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>38</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>0.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>3</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-04-24</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[Hot]]></video:category>
								</video:video>
	</url>
		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5180/lol-no-threats-toward-trans-people-are-threats-toward-all-women/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-08</lastmod>
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			<image:loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5180/preview.jpg</image:loc>
			<image:caption><![CDATA[LOL NO!  “Threats toward trans people are threats toward all women&#34;]]></image:caption>
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			<video:thumbnail_loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5180/preview.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc>
			<video:title><![CDATA[LOL NO!  “Threats toward trans people are threats toward all women&#34;]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[The claim that “threats toward trans people are threats toward all women” feels like manipulation aimed at making us give up our right to safe personal spaces. McBride is pushing for biological men to be allowed in women’s sports and locker rooms or restrooms, which poses a real threat to our daughters. His actions are disgusting and deserving of shame.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>37</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>0.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>1</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-04-24</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[News]]></video:category>
								</video:video>
	</url>
		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5179/anne-hathaway-replaced-skinny-models-with-obese-women/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-08</lastmod>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Anne Hathaway replaced skinny models with obese women]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[Anne Hathaway replaced skinny models with obese women]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[Anne Hathaway said that as soon as she arrived on set, she swapped out skinny models for ones with fuller figures.]]></video:description>
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		<url>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Life is all about perspectives]]></image:caption>
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			<video:thumbnail_loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5178/preview.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc>
			<video:title><![CDATA[Life is all about perspectives]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[Look at things from a different perspective, sometimes.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>12</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>0.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>3</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-04-24</video:publication_date>
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		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5177/which-one-has-a-penis/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-08</lastmod>
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			<image:loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5177/preview.jpg</image:loc>
			<image:caption><![CDATA[Which one has a penis?]]></image:caption>
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			<video:thumbnail_loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5177/preview.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc>
			<video:title><![CDATA[Which one has a penis?]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[let's play a game called who has a penis!]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>16</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>0.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>4</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-04-24</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[Hot]]></video:category>
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	</url>
		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5176/lisa-from-blackpink-has-great-assets/</loc>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Lisa from BLACKPINK has great assets]]></image:caption>
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		<video:video>
			<video:thumbnail_loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5176/preview.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc>
			<video:title><![CDATA[Lisa from BLACKPINK has great assets]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[Lisa from BLACKPINK has good moves.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>43</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>0.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>0</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-04-24</video:publication_date>
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	</url>
		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5175/her-hips-don-t-lie/</loc>
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			<image:loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5175/preview.jpg</image:loc>
			<image:caption><![CDATA[Her hips don't lie]]></image:caption>
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		<video:video>
			<video:thumbnail_loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5175/preview.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc>
			<video:title><![CDATA[Her hips don't lie]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[Mama Mia!]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>13</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>0.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>3</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-04-24</video:publication_date>
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	</url>
		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5174/newsmax-it-s-time-to-arrest-barack-obama/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-08</lastmod>
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			<image:loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5174/preview.jpg</image:loc>
			<image:caption><![CDATA[Newsmax: it’s time to arrest Barack Obama]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[Newsmax: it’s time to arrest Barack Obama]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[Newsmax reporting it’s time to arrest Barack Obama “It should shake every single American in their shoes. I hate to say this, but President Barack Obama, there is now incontrovertible evidence that he was the spearhead of a seditious conspiracy to subvert the will of...&#34;]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>71</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>5.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>2</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-04-24</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[News]]></video:category>
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		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5173/kamala-harris-sounds-drunk-on-stage/</loc>
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			<image:loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5173/preview.jpg</image:loc>
			<image:caption><![CDATA[Kamala Harris sounds drunk on stage]]></image:caption>
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		<video:video>
			<video:thumbnail_loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5173/preview.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc>
			<video:title><![CDATA[Kamala Harris sounds drunk on stage]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[When you're hammered but have to speak in public.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>22</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>5.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>5</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-04-24</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[News]]></video:category>
								</video:video>
	</url>
		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5172/you-remember-krang-here-s-the-brain-in-real-life/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-08</lastmod>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[You remember Krang? Here's the brain in real life]]></image:caption>
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		<video:video>
			<video:thumbnail_loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5172/preview.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc>
			<video:title><![CDATA[You remember Krang? Here's the brain in real life]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[Sorry, I dunno what this is.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>16</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>0.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>17</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-04-24</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[Culture]]></video:category>
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	</url>
		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5171/when-you-follow-the-makeup-tutorial-but-mess-it-up/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-08</lastmod>
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			<image:loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5171/preview.jpg</image:loc>
			<image:caption><![CDATA[When you follow the makeup tutorial but mess it up]]></image:caption>
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		<video:video>
			<video:thumbnail_loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5171/preview.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc>
			<video:title><![CDATA[When you follow the makeup tutorial but mess it up]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[What the hell is this guy doing?]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>38</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>0.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>3</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-04-24</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[Culture]]></video:category>
								</video:video>
	</url>
		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5170/i-want-mine-to-look-like-maxine-waters-or-nancy-pelosi/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-08</lastmod>
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			<image:loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5170/preview.jpg</image:loc>
			<image:caption><![CDATA[I want mine to look like Maxine Waters or Nancy Pelosi]]></image:caption>
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		<video:video>
			<video:thumbnail_loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5170/preview.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc>
			<video:title><![CDATA[I want mine to look like Maxine Waters or Nancy Pelosi]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[That dystopian Netflix drama about AI girlfriends is just months away from becoming reality. If you’re going to get one, make sure it’s powered by Grok and modeled after the so-called ultimate women of politics, Nancy Pelosi or Maxine Waters. Hahaha, barf!]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>26</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>0.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>5</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-04-24</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[Culture]]></video:category>
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	</url>
		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5169/what-gets-bigger-the-more-you-take-away-from-it/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-08</lastmod>
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			<image:loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5169/preview.jpg</image:loc>
			<image:caption><![CDATA[What gets bigger the more you take away from it?]]></image:caption>
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		<video:video>
			<video:thumbnail_loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5169/preview.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc>
			<video:title><![CDATA[What gets bigger the more you take away from it?]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[I’ll be impressed if you get this ? No Googling. What gets bigger the more you take away from it?]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>24</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>0.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>5</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-04-24</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[Hot]]></video:category>
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	</url>
		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5168/she-wants-to-be-the-best-dancer/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-08</lastmod>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[She wants to be the best dancer]]></image:caption>
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		<video:video>
			<video:thumbnail_loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5168/preview.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc>
			<video:title><![CDATA[She wants to be the best dancer]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[Stop looking at us like that tho.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>21</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>0.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>5</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-04-24</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[Hot]]></video:category>
								</video:video>
	</url>
		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5167/middle-school-teacher-arrested-for-disgusting-crimes/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-08</lastmod>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Middle school teacher arrested for disgusting crimes]]></image:caption>
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			<video:thumbnail_loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5167/preview.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc>
			<video:title><![CDATA[Middle school teacher arrested for disgusting crimes]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[A middle school teacher has been accused of using AI to create CSAM involving children from infancy to age 12, and allegedly engaging in sexual acts with the images while at work. The suspect, 47-year-old Matthew Lund, was a science teacher at Andersen Middle School in Omaha, Nebraska.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>57</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>0.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>7</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-04-24</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[News]]></video:category>
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		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5166/brazilian-deaf-mute-transgender-singing-i-will-always-love-you/</loc>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Brazilian deaf mute transgender singing 'I will always love you']]></image:caption>
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			<video:thumbnail_loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5166/preview.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc>
			<video:title><![CDATA[Brazilian deaf mute transgender singing 'I will always love you']]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[Sounds great, doesn't he?]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>41</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>0.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>7</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-04-24</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[Culture]]></video:category>
								</video:video>
	</url>
		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5165/when-she-gives-you-that-look-in-taco-bell/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-08</lastmod>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[When she gives you that look in TACO BELL]]></image:caption>
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		<video:video>
			<video:thumbnail_loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5165/preview.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc>
			<video:title><![CDATA[When she gives you that look in TACO BELL]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[Put some hot sauce on it]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>16</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>0.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>21</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-04-24</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[Crazy]]></video:category>
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		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5164/creep-says-he-s-a-teacher-who-tries-to-make-students-transgender/</loc>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Creep says he's a teacher who tries to make students transgender]]></image:caption>
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			<video:thumbnail_loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5164/preview.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc>
			<video:title><![CDATA[Creep says he's a teacher who tries to make students transgender]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[This guy says he's an elementary teacher who works to make all his students transgender. This guy should be investigated and arrested.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>28</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>0.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>14</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-04-24</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[News]]></video:category>
								</video:video>
	</url>
		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5163/tried-getting-her-dead-uncle-to-sign-off-on-a-loan/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-08</lastmod>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Tried getting her DEAD uncle to sign off on a loan]]></image:caption>
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			<video:thumbnail_loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5163/preview.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc>
			<video:title><![CDATA[Tried getting her DEAD uncle to sign off on a loan]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[In Brazil, a woman wheeled her deceased uncle into a bank in an attempt to secure a loan. Bank staff quickly sensed something was off and called for assistance, which revealed he had been dead for hours. She was arrested and now faces fraud-related charges.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>77</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>0.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>1</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-04-24</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[News]]></video:category>
								</video:video>
	</url>
		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5162/how-to-make-indian-food-taste-better/</loc>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[How to make Indian food taste better?]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[How to make Indian food taste better?]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[They're at it again!]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>19</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>0.0</video:rating>
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			<video:publication_date>2026-04-24</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[Culture]]></video:category>
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		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5161/what-is-this-the-best-comment-wins/</loc>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[What is this? The best comment wins]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[What is this? The best comment wins]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[What is this?]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>23</video:duration>

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			<video:view_count>2</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-04-24</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[Culture]]></video:category>
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		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5160/gymnastic-girls-always-got-that-body/</loc>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Gymnastic girls always got that body]]></image:caption>
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			<video:thumbnail_loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5160/preview.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc>
			<video:title><![CDATA[Gymnastic girls always got that body]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[Heck yeah!]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>11</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>0.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>2</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-04-24</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[Hot]]></video:category>
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	</url>
		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5159/my-taxes-better-not-pay-for-this/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-08</lastmod>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[My taxes better not pay for this]]></image:caption>
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			<video:thumbnail_loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5159/preview.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc>
			<video:title><![CDATA[My taxes better not pay for this]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[What the heck]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>19</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>0.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>6</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-04-24</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[Culture]]></video:category>
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		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5158/moments-leading-up-to-the-shooting-at-teotihuacan-pyramids/</loc>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Moments leading up to the shooting at Teotihuacán pyramids]]></image:caption>
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			<video:thumbnail_loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5158/preview.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc>
			<video:title><![CDATA[Moments leading up to the shooting at Teotihuacán pyramids]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[A disturbing new video shows the moments before the shooting at the Teotihuacán pyramids, where a Canadian woman was killed and 13 others were injured. The footage captures the suspect walking with a mask and backpack just before opening fire.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>174</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>0.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>14</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-04-24</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[Crazy]]></video:category>
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	</url>
		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5157/if-this-was-the-interview-then-she-s-hired/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-08</lastmod>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[If this was the interview, then she's hired]]></image:caption>
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		<video:video>
			<video:thumbnail_loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5157/preview.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc>
			<video:title><![CDATA[If this was the interview, then she's hired]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[hey now, show us your moves.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>17</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>0.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>4</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-04-24</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[Hot]]></video:category>
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	</url>
		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5156/ohio-teacher-prays-for-trump-to-die/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-08</lastmod>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Ohio teacher prays for Trump to die]]></image:caption>
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			<video:thumbnail_loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5156/preview.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc>
			<video:title><![CDATA[Ohio teacher prays for Trump to die]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[This left-leaning school teacher in Ohio is praying for Trump to DIE every single morning and night. He says: “I wake up hoping he has died… I go to bed hoping he’s dead… For the love of God just fucking die!” This is who’s teaching your kids in Ohio classrooms.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>32</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>0.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>1</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-04-24</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[Culture]]></video:category>
								</video:video>
	</url>
		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5155/sydney-sweeney-s-outfit-steals-the-show/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-08</lastmod>
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			<image:loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5155/preview.jpg</image:loc>
			<image:caption><![CDATA[Sydney Sweeney's outfit steals the show]]></image:caption>
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		<video:video>
			<video:thumbnail_loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5155/preview.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc>
			<video:title><![CDATA[Sydney Sweeney's outfit steals the show]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[I don't like all that makeup tho.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>11</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>0.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>0</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-04-24</video:publication_date>
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	</url>
		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5154/if-the-lorax-lived-in-compton/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-08</lastmod>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[If the Lorax lived in Compton]]></image:caption>
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		<video:video>
			<video:thumbnail_loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5154/preview.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc>
			<video:title><![CDATA[If the Lorax lived in Compton]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[What in the liberal Lorax is this? Send help.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>13</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>0.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>2</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-04-24</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[Culture]]></video:category>
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		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5153/governor-jb-pritzker-signs-bill-repealing-felony-charge-for-knowingly-spreading-hiv/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-08</lastmod>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Governor JB Pritzker signs bill repealing FELONY charge for knowingly spreading HIV]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[Governor JB Pritzker signs bill repealing FELONY charge for knowingly spreading HIV]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[Illinois Governor JB Pritzker signed a bill repealing a felony law for knowingly exposing others to HIV, a statute that had been in place since 1986. With one signature, it was gone. Undisclosed sex, needle sharing, and blood donation are no longer subject to HIV criminal charges. This is the Democratic Party, lacking common sense and ruining everything they handle.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>25</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>0.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>9</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-04-24</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[News]]></video:category>
								</video:video>
	</url>
		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5152/charlize-theron-has-adopted-teen-transgender-what/</loc>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Charlize Theron has adopted teen transgender.... what?]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[Charlize Theron has adopted teen transgender.... what?]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[Charlize Theron opened up about raising her 14-year-old adopted son, who is transgender. She joked, “I get beat up by the 14-year-old, then I come here and you guys are nice.” Her son Jackson expressed that he felt like a girl at age three, and she has raised him as a girl ever since.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;No he never said that. That's a bunch of crap. She put this on him and is probably going to ruin his life because of it. Stupid celebrities pushing this stuff on kids. Take that child away. She's a nutcase.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>59</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>0.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>1</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-04-24</video:publication_date>
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		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5151/school-girls-hold-bladder-all-day-because-principal-won-t-keep-boys-out-of-their-bathroom/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-08</lastmod>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[School girls hold bladder all day because PRINCIPAL won't keep BOYS out of their bathroom]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[School girls hold bladder all day because PRINCIPAL won't keep BOYS out of their bathroom]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[Girls at a North Carolina school are avoiding using the restroom all day because the administration refuses to keep boys out of the girls’ facilities. The principal’s response was, “Go elsewhere if you’re uncomfortable.” Parents, if this isn’t the point where you draw the line, then what is?]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>113</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>0.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>1</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-04-24</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[News]]></video:category>
								</video:video>
	</url>
		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5150/sydney-sweeney-in-euphoria-season-3/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-08</lastmod>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Sydney Sweeney in Euphoria Season 3]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[Sydney Sweeney in Euphoria Season 3]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[Talk about a bombshell report!]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>10</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>0.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>5</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-04-24</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[Hot]]></video:category>
								</video:video>
	</url>
		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5149/crashed-out-destroyed-the-damn-store/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-08</lastmod>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[CRASHED OUT! Destroyed the damn store]]></image:caption>
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			<video:thumbnail_loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5149/preview.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc>
			<video:title><![CDATA[CRASHED OUT! Destroyed the damn store]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[Is this what happens when EBT gets cut off?]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>60</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>0.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>2</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-04-24</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[Crazy]]></video:category>
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	</url>
		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5148/i-like-the-way-she-moves/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-08</lastmod>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[I like the way she moves]]></image:caption>
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			<video:thumbnail_loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5148/preview.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc>
			<video:title><![CDATA[I like the way she moves]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[Can you handle her dance moves?]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>10</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>0.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>1</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-04-24</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[Hot]]></video:category>
								</video:video>
	</url>
		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5147/this-video-is-why-we-need-an-iq-test-for-voter-rights/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-08</lastmod>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[This video is why we need an IQ test for voter rights]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[This video is why we need an IQ test for voter rights]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[You should not be allowed to vote if this is how you answer that question.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>66</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>5.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>4</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-04-24</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[Culture]]></video:category>
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	</url>
		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5146/real-or-ai/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-08</lastmod>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Real or AI?]]></image:caption>
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			<video:thumbnail_loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5146/preview.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc>
			<video:title><![CDATA[Real or AI?]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[Welp, they did a good job on this one.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>35</video:duration>

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			<image:caption><![CDATA[LiL Fella dressed up like a dog and here's what happened]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[LiL Fella dressed up like a dog and here's what happened]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[He was not expecting that.]]></video:description>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Failed mayor Karen Bass pledges $360 million for homelessness, despite previous failures]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[Failed mayor Karen Bass pledges $360 million for homelessness, despite previous failures]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[Another $360 million to “fight homelessness.” Karen Bass just announced new funding in Los Angeles, with the money going to NGOs linked to 80 projects and 1,528 units. Hundreds of millions more, yet the same crisis, the same promises, and the same taxpayer money vanishing into a nonprofit pipeline riddled with scams, money laundering, and theft.]]></video:description>
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		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5143/private-investigator-found-dna-to-prove-it/</loc>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Private investigator found DNA to prove it]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[Private investigator found DNA to prove it]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[Republicans in Minnesota hired private investigators who allegedly found a DNA match showing that Ahmed Nur Said Elmi is the brother of Ilhan Omar, and claim she married him to help him gain citizenship, which they say is a crime. They point to what they claim is the actual marriage license, suggesting this could spell trouble for Omar and lead to calls for her deportation.]]></video:description>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[This guy said it]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[This guy said it]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[uh... wow... ok...]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>178</video:duration>

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		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5141/rappin-for-jesus/</loc>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Rappin' for Jesus]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[Rappin' for Jesus]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[I still can't believe this is actually real]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>150</video:duration>

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		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5140/what-happened-moments-before-shooting-at-white-house-correspondents-dinner/</loc>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[What happened moments before shooting at White House Correspondents Dinner]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[What happened moments before shooting at White House Correspondents Dinner]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[Just before Trump is rushed off stage, a man holds up a card. A second later, Melania’s face shows an expression of horror. The man is a “mentalist” named Oz Pearlman, who was performing at the time, and this is the moment the shooting occurred. The video captures their reactions.]]></video:description>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[White House Correspondents’ Dinner shooter IDENTIFIED]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[White House Correspondents’ Dinner shooter IDENTIFIED]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[The White House Correspondents’ Dinner shooter was armed with a shotgun, handgun, and multiple knives, according to DC police chief Jeffrey Carroll. The shooter was identified as 31-year-old teacher Cole Allen from Torrance, California. The suspect emerged from a &#34;makeshift room&#34; near the entrance, where &#34;there was no security&#34; near where bar carts were stored, according to the New York Post. &#34;He was in that room... he grabbed it out of a bag or something.&#34; The weapon &#34;was long&#34; and &#34;didn’t look like a typical gun,&#34; a witness who was a volunteer at the event told the Post. It is reportedly believed that Allen was a guest at the Hilton hotel where the dinner took place. - Reported by Collin Rugg.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>29</video:duration>

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			<video:publication_date>2026-04-26</video:publication_date>
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		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5138/erika-kirk-being-rushed-out-after-shooting-at-white-house-correspondent-dinner/</loc>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Erika Kirk being rushed out after shooting at White House Correspondent Dinner]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[Erika Kirk being rushed out after shooting at White House Correspondent Dinner]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[Footage posted of Erika Kirk being rushed out after shooting at the White House Correspondent Dinner.]]></video:description>
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			<video:publication_date>2026-04-26</video:publication_date>
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		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5137/trump-shares-footage-of-the-white-house-correspondent-shooting-and-suspect/</loc>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Trump shares footage of the White House Correspondent shooting and suspect]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[Trump shares footage of the White House Correspondent shooting and suspect]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[President Trump shared footage of the White House Correspondents’ Dinner shooting and a photo of the suspect.]]></video:description>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Footage shows guns drawn]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[Footage shows guns drawn]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[Another angle of what happened at the White House Correspondents dinner for the fake news media.]]></video:description>
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		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5135/miller-hegseth-rfk-and-their-wives-during-the-shooting/</loc>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Miller, Hegseth, RFK, and their wives during the shooting]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[Miller, Hegseth, RFK, and their wives during the shooting]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[This angle of video shows Stephen Miller, Pete Hegseth, RFK, and their wives during the shooting.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>119</video:duration>

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			<video:publication_date>2026-04-26</video:publication_date>
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		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5134/us-attorney-pirro-announces-charges-for-shooter/</loc>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[US Attorney Pirro announces charges for shooter]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[US Attorney Pirro announces charges for shooter]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[U.S. Attorney Jeanine Pirro says White House Correspondents’ Dinner shooter Cole Allen, a 31-year-old California teacher, is being charged with two counts: Using a firearm during a crime of violence, and assault on a federal officer using a dangerous weapon. Reported by Disclose TV]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>55</video:duration>

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			<video:publication_date>2026-04-26</video:publication_date>
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		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5133/women-grabbing-booze-after-shooting-at-white-house-correspondents-dinner/</loc>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Women grabbing booze after shooting at White House Correspondents Dinner]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[Women grabbing booze after shooting at White House Correspondents Dinner]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[There's a few people on social media making a big deal out of this for clicks. They're just doing fake outrage and stirring the pot. What really happened is this - there was a crazy dude who stormed the White House Correspondents Dinner and got arrested. Shots were fired. Yes. This video is after everything was over. They are probably leaving and they need a damn drink after what just happened. You would too, if you were there.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The morons on social media saying they're stealing the booze are lying. The booze was for them anyway. It was literally a dinner for the fake news media. So if these women need a drink after the whole night was ruined, then by all means please enjoy it.]]></video:description>
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			<video:publication_date>2026-04-26</video:publication_date>
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		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5132/fbi-and-huge-crowd-at-cole-allen-s-alleged-home/</loc>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[FBI and huge crowd at Cole Allen’s alleged home]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[FBI and huge crowd at Cole Allen’s alleged home]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[The crowd outside Cole Allen’s alleged home in Torrance, CA keeps growing as helicopters circle overhead.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>36</video:duration>

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			<video:publication_date>2026-04-26</video:publication_date>
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		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5131/sydney-sweeney-at-the-stagecoach-festival-for-syrn/</loc>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Sydney Sweeney at the Stagecoach Festival for SYRN]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[Sydney Sweeney at the Stagecoach Festival for SYRN]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[Sydney Sweeney is living it up.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>19</video:duration>

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		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5130/trump-responds-right-after-assassination-attempt-during-white-house-correspondents-dinner/</loc>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Trump responds right after assassination attempt during White House Correspondents dinner]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[Trump responds right after assassination attempt during White House Correspondents dinner]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[President Donald Trump had a few things to say after the shooting at the White House Correspondents dinner.]]></video:description>
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			<video:description><![CDATA[I can’t believe how lax the security was at the White House correspondents dinner tonight. Upon entering nobody asked to visibly INSPECT my ticket nor asked for my photo identification. All one had to do was flash what appeared to be a ticket and they were fine with that.]]></video:description>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Do you like short farm girls?]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[Asian space girl shows off dance moves]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[She has better moves than Mick Jagger.]]></video:description>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Cole Allen was anti-Christian and anti-Trump, report shows]]></image:caption>
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			<video:publication_date>2026-04-26</video:publication_date>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[CA Rep. Ted Lieu should be EXPELLED for his behavior]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[California Rep. Ted Lieu is now facing mass calls for expulsion after it was revealed that last night’s attempted assassin, who is from California, acted on the exact lies he made about President Trump. Call and ask why he is convincing his constituents to commit acts of terror. - report by Right Angle News.]]></video:description>
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			<video:description><![CDATA[Imagine lizzo put this on... haha]]></video:description>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[Twitch streamer catches officer sleeping on the job outside of White House]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[A Twitch streamer spots a police officer napping on duty right outside the White House. He asks, “What are you doing sleeping?” and the officer simply replies, “Sorry, man.”]]></video:description>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[She's teasing you, but do you want more?]]></video:title>
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			<video:description><![CDATA[You want to ride fast, or do you want a fast ride?]]></video:description>
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			<video:description><![CDATA[They both knew what he was doing... and he got caught!]]></video:description>
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			<video:description><![CDATA[The manifesto for alleged White House Correspondents’ Dinner gunman Cole Allen has been released. In the manifesto, Allen mocked Secret Service for being &#34;incompetent&#34; and for the poor security at the hotel. Here is the manifesto, in part, per the New York Post: &#34;Hello...]]></video:description>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Stephanie Zustovich bikini video]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[Stephanie Zustovich bikini video]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[She got it all for ya!]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>20</video:duration>

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			<video:view_count>2</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-04-26</video:publication_date>
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	</url>
		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5112/who-s-ready-to-party/</loc>
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			<image:loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5112/preview.jpg</image:loc>
			<image:caption><![CDATA[Who's ready to party?]]></image:caption>
		</image:image>
		<video:video>
			<video:thumbnail_loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5112/preview.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc>
			<video:title><![CDATA[Who's ready to party?]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[Time to get lit!]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>10</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>0.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>4</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-04-26</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[Hot]]></video:category>
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	</url>
		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5111/strike-or-gutter-ball/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-08</lastmod>
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			<image:loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5111/preview.jpg</image:loc>
			<image:caption><![CDATA[Strike or gutter ball?]]></image:caption>
		</image:image>
		<video:video>
			<video:thumbnail_loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5111/preview.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc>
			<video:title><![CDATA[Strike or gutter ball?]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[I dunno, but my balls are striking right now.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>15</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>5.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>6</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-04-26</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[Hot]]></video:category>
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	</url>
		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5110/annnnd-we-re-gonna-need-a-bigger-boat/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-08</lastmod>
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		<image:image>
			<image:loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5110/preview.jpg</image:loc>
			<image:caption><![CDATA[ANNNND we're gonna need a bigger boat]]></image:caption>
		</image:image>
		<video:video>
			<video:thumbnail_loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5110/preview.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc>
			<video:title><![CDATA[ANNNND we're gonna need a bigger boat]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[How does that top hold them in?]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>17</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>5.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>2</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-04-26</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[Hot]]></video:category>
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	</url>
		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5109/vicky-has-more-to-show/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-08</lastmod>
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			<image:loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5109/preview.jpg</image:loc>
			<image:caption><![CDATA[Vicky has more to show]]></image:caption>
		</image:image>
		<video:video>
			<video:thumbnail_loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5109/preview.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc>
			<video:title><![CDATA[Vicky has more to show]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[want to see?]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>15</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>0.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>4</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-04-26</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[Hot]]></video:category>
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	</url>
		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5108/need-more-of-this-and-less-of-lizzo/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-08</lastmod>
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			<image:loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5108/preview.jpg</image:loc>
			<image:caption><![CDATA[Need more of this and less of Lizzo]]></image:caption>
		</image:image>
		<video:video>
			<video:thumbnail_loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5108/preview.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc>
			<video:title><![CDATA[Need more of this and less of Lizzo]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[Women are the most beautiful, aesthetic, and perfect beings on this plane of existence.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>31</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>5.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>2</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-04-26</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[Hot]]></video:category>
								</video:video>
	</url>
		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5107/y-all-wtf-did-i-just-watch/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-08</lastmod>
		<changefreq>daily</changefreq>
		<priority>0.8</priority>
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			<image:loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5107/preview.jpg</image:loc>
			<image:caption><![CDATA[Y'all, WTF did I just watch?]]></image:caption>
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		<video:video>
			<video:thumbnail_loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5107/preview.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc>
			<video:title><![CDATA[Y'all, WTF did I just watch?]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[I have officially seen it all.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>78</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>0.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>0</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-04-26</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[Wild]]></video:category>
								</video:video>
	</url>
		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5106/caught-posting-thirst-traps/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-08</lastmod>
		<changefreq>daily</changefreq>
		<priority>0.8</priority>
		<image:image>
			<image:loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5106/preview.jpg</image:loc>
			<image:caption><![CDATA[Caught posting thirst traps]]></image:caption>
		</image:image>
		<video:video>
			<video:thumbnail_loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5106/preview.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc>
			<video:title><![CDATA[Caught posting thirst traps]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[Need one built like her!]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>19</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>5.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>8</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-04-26</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[Hot]]></video:category>
								</video:video>
	</url>
		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5105/it-s-time-to-send-soft-on-crime-judges-to-prison/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-08</lastmod>
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			<image:loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5105/preview.jpg</image:loc>
			<image:caption><![CDATA[It's time to send soft-on-crime judges to PRISON]]></image:caption>
		</image:image>
		<video:video>
			<video:thumbnail_loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5105/preview.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc>
			<video:title><![CDATA[It's time to send soft-on-crime judges to PRISON]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[Louisiana Governor Jeff Landry blaming bad parents and soft-on-crime judges after mass shooting at the Mall of Louisiana.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>37</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>0.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>2</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-04-26</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[News]]></video:category>
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	</url>
		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5104/exposed-ilhan-omar-s-alleged-business-has-nothing-to-it/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-08</lastmod>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[EXPOSED: Ilhan Omar's alleged business has NOTHING TO IT]]></image:caption>
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		<video:video>
			<video:thumbnail_loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5104/preview.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc>
			<video:title><![CDATA[EXPOSED: Ilhan Omar's alleged business has NOTHING TO IT]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[Ilhan Omar has to explain how a business who has no equipment, no location, no bottles, no stickers, appears to have no employee wages, no vineyard, no wine tasting room, no tours, no product, no shipping, no marketing, no lids, no boxes, no barrels, no license, etc makes millions...]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>56</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>0.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>3</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-04-26</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[News]]></video:category>
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	</url>
		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5103/trump-makes-norah-o-donnell-look-dumb-as-rocks/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-08</lastmod>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Trump makes Norah O'Donnell look dumb as rocks]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[Trump makes Norah O'Donnell look dumb as rocks]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[Look at how nasty Norah O'Donnell is toward Trump. She reads the manifesto and asks for his reaction to it. Trump responds: &#34;Yeah, [the gunman] did write that. I'm not a rapist. I didn't rape anybody.&#34; O'Donnell: &#34;Oh do you think he was referring to you?&#34; She tries to act surprised that Trump knows the gunman was referring to him and tries to play it off as some sort of gotcha moment, a &#34;oh, well he didn't name you but if you acknowledge that he was talking about you then you must have a guilty conscience over those things&#34; moment Utterly disgraceful BS. CBS should fire her, something they should have done years ago. - Reported by Ryan Saavedra.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>76</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>5.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>5</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-04-26</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[News]]></video:category>
								</video:video>
	</url>
		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5102/tim-walz-is-complicit-in-political-violence/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-08</lastmod>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Tim Walz is complicit in political violence]]></image:caption>
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		<video:video>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[Tim Walz is complicit in political violence]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[Go vTim Walz is complicit. “No one has ever been more dangerous to this country than Donald Trump, and he is a fascist to his core.&#34;]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>20</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>0.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>2</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-04-26</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[News]]></video:category>
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	</url>
		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5101/sydney-sweeney-meet-your-competition/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-08</lastmod>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Sydney Sweeney, meet your competition]]></image:caption>
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			<video:thumbnail_loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5101/preview.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc>
			<video:title><![CDATA[Sydney Sweeney, meet your competition]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[Ok, this girl can dance.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>21</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>5.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>4</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-04-26</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[Hot]]></video:category>
								</video:video>
	</url>
		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5100/hey-who-s-the-creep-taking-the-video/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-08</lastmod>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[HEY WHO'S THE CREEP TAKING THE VIDEO?]]></image:caption>
		</image:image>
		<video:video>
			<video:thumbnail_loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5100/preview.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc>
			<video:title><![CDATA[HEY WHO'S THE CREEP TAKING THE VIDEO?]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[Someone wrote on social: &#34;I'd love to sniff that bra&#34; and my first thought was like, sure, me too, but who the hell posts that online, ya weirdo!]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>11</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>0.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>1</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-04-26</video:publication_date>
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	</url>
		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5099/jimmy-kimmel-is-the-tds-laughing-stock-of-late-night/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-08</lastmod>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Jimmy Kimmel is the TDS laughing stock of late night]]></image:caption>
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			<video:thumbnail_loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5099/preview.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc>
			<video:title><![CDATA[Jimmy Kimmel is the TDS laughing stock of late night]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[Jimmy Kimmel calls Stephen Miller a “racist”, “white supremacist,” “baby Hitler” in his ‘alternative’ White House Correspondents’ Dinner. This is NOT comedy. This is why radical leftists carry out violence against the right. This guy is such a loser I can't even stand him.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>17</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>0.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>3</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-04-26</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[Culture]]></video:category>
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	</url>
		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5098/i-can-t-believe-this-got-caught-on-camera/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-08</lastmod>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[I can’t believe this got caught on camera!!!]]></image:caption>
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			<video:thumbnail_loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5098/preview.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc>
			<video:title><![CDATA[I can’t believe this got caught on camera!!!]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[One in a lifetime video!]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>12</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>0.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>2</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-04-26</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[Culture]]></video:category>
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	</url>
		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5097/ladies-your-fake-eyelashes-are-ugly/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-08</lastmod>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Ladies, your fake eyelashes are ugly]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[Ladies, your fake eyelashes are ugly]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[Fake eyelashes are ugly. Hair glued on your head is ugly. What are these women doing? They look stupid as shit.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>11</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>0.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>5</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-04-26</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[Culture]]></video:category>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[WHCD shooter left clues behind, watch before it's deleted]]></image:caption>
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			<video:description><![CDATA[No one was supposed to find this.]]></video:description>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Roller coaster in Italy causes panic]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[Roller coaster in Italy causes panic]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[In Italy, there’s a roller coaster that hauls you to the brink of a 42-meter drop, halts completely, and leaves you staring straight down an 87° plunge before releasing you. Oblivion: The Black Hole at Gardaland gives your brain no choice but pure panic.]]></video:description>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[This is how ya get people to slow down]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[This is how ya get people to slow down]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[Hot mess express!]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>30</video:duration>

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							<video:category><![CDATA[Hot]]></video:category>
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		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5093/piper-rockelle-showing-off-her-vacation-outfit/</loc>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Piper Rockelle showing off her vacation outfit]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[Piper Rockelle showing off her vacation outfit]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[I could use a little vacation with you]]></video:description>
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		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5092/driving-lawnmower-into-target-is-one-way-to-get-arrested/</loc>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Driving lawnmower into Target is one way to get arrested]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[Driving lawnmower into Target is one way to get arrested]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[A young man dressed as a farmer found it amusing to drive a lawn mower into a target, crashing through the front door on his way in.]]></video:description>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Chernobyl nuclear accident happened 40 years ago]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[Chernobyl nuclear accident happened 40 years ago]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[The Chernobyl nuclear accident happened 40 years ago today. So bad, areas will be not be inhabited ever.]]></video:description>
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		<url>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[One more drink won't hurt, right?]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[One more drink won't hurt, right?]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[This is why women aren't allowed to golf with the guys.]]></video:description>
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		<url>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[This is so wrong, but so funny]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[This is so wrong, but so funny]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[Dude scares the crap out of people with fake dog]]></video:description>
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		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5088/granny-twerks-for-grandpa/</loc>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Granny twerks for grandpa]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[Granny twerks for grandpa]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[She was a problem child in her youth.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>17</video:duration>

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		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5087/bodega-owner-warned-abc-about-violence-now-he-s-been-found-dead/</loc>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Bodega owner warned ABC about violence, now he's been found dead]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[Bodega owner warned ABC about violence, now he's been found dead]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[A year ago, this bodega owner told ABC he feared for his safety in New York. He was later killed by a shoplifter.]]></video:description>
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		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5086/melania-shames-pathetic-jimmy-kimmel-then-calls-out-abc-for-allowing-his-bad-behavior/</loc>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Melania shames pathetic Jimmy Kimmel, then calls out ABC for allowing his bad behavior]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[Melania shames pathetic Jimmy Kimmel, then calls out ABC for allowing his bad behavior]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[First Lady Melania Trump called out Jimmy Kimmel, labeling him a ‘coward’ and urging ABC to fire him after he joked in a WHCD skit about President Trump being assassinated, saying: “Mrs. Trump, you have a glow like an expectant widow.”]]></video:description>
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		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5085/crazy-lady-fantasizes-about-trump-being-dead/</loc>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Crazy lady fantasizes about Trump being dead]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[Crazy lady fantasizes about Trump being dead]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[A crazy lady is openly fantasizing about President Donald Trump’s death, excitedly talking about popping LaMarca prosecco and flooding her group chat with the “good news” when “it” happens.]]></video:description>
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		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5084/republican-party-is-protecting-ilhan-omar-from-accountability/</loc>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Republican Party is protecting Ilhan Omar from accountability]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[Republican Party is protecting Ilhan Omar from accountability]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[The corrupt beta cucks in the Republican Party are protecting Ilhan Omar from accountability. Rep Nancy Mace “I tried to subpoena her immigration records, her brother husband's immigration records, and IT WAS REPUBLICANS that killed my motion.”]]></video:description>
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			<video:publication_date>2026-04-27</video:publication_date>
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		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5083/ilhan-omar-just-proved-she-s-dumber-than-everyone-thought/</loc>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Ilhan Omar just proved she's dumber than everyone thought]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[Ilhan Omar just proved she's dumber than everyone thought]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[Minnesota Rep. Ilhan Omar claimed we’ve been through 11 World Wars, saying, “The last time the Alien Enemies Act was invoked, it was used to detain and deport German, Japanese, and Italian immigrants during World War 11.” In reality, there have only been two World Wars, not 11, highlighting yet another of her repeated blunders. Did she think WWII meant eleven? Wow, if so, how dumb can you be? I guess if you marry your brother, then you're already off to a bad start.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>18</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>5.0</video:rating>
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		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5082/haha-what-oxford-tutor-is-obese-bearded-guy-with-breasts/</loc>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[HAHA WHAT? Oxford tutor is obese bearded guy with breasts]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[HAHA WHAT? Oxford tutor is obese bearded guy with breasts]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[After working hard, you finally earn a place at Oxford, one of the most renowned universities in the world. On your first day, you hurry to your lecture, and in walks Matt Rattley, your tutor, who is a fat bearded man wearing fake breasts.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>135</video:duration>

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		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5081/ilhan-omar-says-world-war-eleven/</loc>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Ilhan Omar says WORLD WAR ELEVEN]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[Ilhan Omar says WORLD WAR ELEVEN]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[She really thought WWII meant world war eleven. She is dumber than I thought, but what did you expect from a brother lover?]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>13</video:duration>

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			<video:publication_date>2026-04-27</video:publication_date>
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		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5080/haggard-rosie-o-donnell-tries-a-tiktok-filter/</loc>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Haggard Rosie O'Donnell tries a TikTok filter]]></image:caption>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Olivia Wilde looks like a cadaver came to life]]></image:caption>
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			<video:description><![CDATA[Is this another case of Ozempic ruining women?]]></video:description>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Those poor heels never stood a chance]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[Those poor heels never stood a chance]]></video:title>
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			<video:duration>14</video:duration>

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			<image:caption><![CDATA[She may be on a watchlist with the CIA]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[She may be on a watchlist with the CIA]]></video:title>
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		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5059/she-antifa-ed-so-hard-her-kid-pretends-to-burn-down-federal-buildings/</loc>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[She ANTIFA'ed so hard her kid pretends to burn down federal buildings]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[She ANTIFA'ed so hard her kid pretends to burn down federal buildings]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[This is kinda weird.]]></video:description>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[She &#34;will not date white men anymore&#34;]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[She &#34;will not date white men anymore&#34;]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[Whew.... we're safe now, guys!]]></video:description>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[I am Jack's lack of self-awareness]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[I am Jack's lack of self-awareness]]></video:title>
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		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5056/is-that-a-dragon-in-his-nose/</loc>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Is that a dragon in his nose?]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[Is that a dragon in his nose?]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[]]></video:description>
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		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5055/how-is-that-even-possible/</loc>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[How is that even possible?]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[How is that even possible?]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>17</video:duration>

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								</video:video>
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		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5054/not-going-anywhere-for-a-while/</loc>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Not going anywhere for a while?]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[Not going anywhere for a while?]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[Have you ever seen someone take this long to get out of a booth?]]></video:description>
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		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5053/dude-has-hair-like-one-of-george-washington-s-friends/</loc>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Dude has hair like one of George Washington's friends]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[Dude has hair like one of George Washington's friends]]></video:title>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Who did this to her?]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[Joy Reid: &#34;Yeah, I am DEI&#34;]]></video:title>
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		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5050/the-no-kings-crowd-greets-king-charles-with-a-standing-ovation/</loc>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[The &#34;NO KINGS&#34; crowd greets King Charles with a standing ovation]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[The &#34;NO KINGS&#34; crowd greets King Charles with a standing ovation]]></video:title>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[ARREST WARRANT issued for James Comey]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[ARREST WARRANT issued for James Comey]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[An arrest warrant has been issued for James Comey, not just a court summons like before. A federal judge in North Carolina has ordered the U.S. Marshals to take him into custody, with a mugshot expected soon.]]></video:description>
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		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5048/cookie-monster-predator-found-naked-in-bed-with-a-bottle-of-lotion-and-screaming-victim/</loc>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA['Cookie Monster' Predator found naked in bed with a bottle of lotion and screaming victim]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA['Cookie Monster' Predator found naked in bed with a bottle of lotion and screaming victim]]></video:title>
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		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5047/is-this-child-abuse/</loc>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Is this child abuse?]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[Is this child abuse?]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[I think that mom is a sicko for what she's doing to that boy.]]></video:description>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[This is how you shut them up]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[This is how you shut them up]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>21</video:duration>

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		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5045/this-beautiful-lady-can-t-find-a-man/</loc>
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		<url>
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			<video:description><![CDATA[Kai Cenat paid $500,000 for foot pics. Got a discount because he was going through a breakup. Julia Filippo, an OnlyFans creator, is now showing off the product. Who the hell would buy feet pics? You weirdos.]]></video:description>
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		<url>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[Gabrielle Avila - before or after?]]></video:title>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[ICE agents should be called NICE Agents]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[Hot or reminds you of grandma?]]></video:title>
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			<video:duration>30</video:duration>

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			<video:title><![CDATA[Hegseth makes Rep. Jacobs look stupid to her face]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[REP. JACOBS (D): Do you believe that the president is mentally stable enough to be the commander-in-chief? HEGSETH: YOU wanna ask that question when you and your fellow Democrats defended Biden who could barely speak...]]></video:description>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[Rock, Paper, Scissors... SHOOT GIMME YOUR MONEY]]></video:title>
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			<video:duration>15</video:duration>

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			<image:caption><![CDATA[TikTok was a mistake]]></image:caption>
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			<video:duration>43</video:duration>

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			<video:title><![CDATA[She's a ten, but a Yankees fan]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[Fuck the Yankees]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>15</video:duration>

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			<video:duration>23</video:duration>

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			<video:title><![CDATA[Maine Governor Janet Mills drops out of Senate race, which is great news]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[Democrat Maine Governor Janet Mills has dropped out of the race for U.S. Senate. Mills previously went viral after President Trump called her out to her face for refusing to comply with his executive order banning men from women's sports. She's gross.]]></video:description>
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		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5018/billie-eilish-says-you-cannot-eat-meat-if-you-love-animals/</loc>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[Billie Eilish says you cannot eat meat if you love animals]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[Billie Eilish says you cannot eat meat if you say you love animals. “Eating meat is inherently wrong. Two things cannot coincide. ‘I love animals’…and ‘I eat meat’ - you cannot do both.” She is braindead.]]></video:description>
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			<video:description><![CDATA[Rep. Maxine Waters (D-CA) was asked today about funding DHS in light of Saturday’s assassination attempt on President Trump. Waters bizarrely answered, “I’m focused and I can’t respond to you now. I’m thinking about something we have to do.” She's got no answer because she's clueless and part of the problem.]]></video:description>
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			<video:description><![CDATA[Angel Reese's ex boyfriend Jalen Duren EXPOSED her for having over 80 BODIES at 23 years old ?? &#34;He's just mad I had him spending $600k a week on me&#34; &#34;I literally went to LSU. 80 bodies is nothing some of my teammates got over 300&#34;]]></video:description>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[Moron Gubernatorial candidate Tony Thurmond says he will CLOSE ALL PRISONS]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[California Democrat Gubernatorial candidate Tony Thurmond says he will close all prisons in California.   THURMOND: “I believe that the only way that we can end prisons, yes I will close prisons...” If there was a bigger moron in politics, then please tell me who it is.]]></video:description>
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			<video:publication_date>2026-04-30</video:publication_date>
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			<video:description><![CDATA[]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>15</video:duration>

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			<video:title><![CDATA[PA Dem senate candidate Raymond Chandler ARRESTED]]></video:title>
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			<video:view_count>6</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-05-03</video:publication_date>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Sophie Rain FART video?]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[Sophie Rain FART video?]]></video:title>
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			<video:duration>11</video:duration>

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			<video:publication_date>2026-05-03</video:publication_date>
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		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/4975/tim-walz-uses-tax-dollars-to-sue-the-govt-for-investigating-fraud/</loc>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Tim Walz uses tax dollars to SUE the govt for investigating fraud]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[Tim Walz uses tax dollars to SUE the govt for investigating fraud]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[Assistant AG for Fraud Colin McDonald revealed that Tim Walz is using taxpayer dollars to sue the federal government in an effort to block investigations into fraud.]]></video:description>
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			<video:publication_date>2026-05-03</video:publication_date>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[30 British police sent to arrest mannequin because it offended muslims]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[30 British police sent to arrest mannequin because it offended muslims]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[British police have reached a new low. 30 officers were sent to arrest a mannequin, because it hurt Muslim feelings.]]></video:description>
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		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/4973/historic-eglise-saint-cyriaque-church-in-montenach-france-was-just-set-on-fire/</loc>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Historic Église Saint-Cyriaque church in Montenach, France, was just set on fire]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[Historic Église Saint-Cyriaque church in Montenach, France, was just set on fire]]></video:title>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Does she have the perfect bikini?]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[Does she have the perfect bikini?]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>29</video:duration>

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			<video:view_count>5</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-05-03</video:publication_date>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Hello do you like my outfit?]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[Hello do you like my outfit?]]></video:title>
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			<video:duration>15</video:duration>

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			<video:view_count>8</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-05-03</video:publication_date>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Suspect captured in Barcelona stabbing]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[Suspect captured in Barcelona stabbing]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[Scumbags man, why can't people stop breaking the law?]]></video:description>
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			<video:publication_date>2026-05-03</video:publication_date>
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		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/4969/did-the-comments-go-too-far-or-just-right/</loc>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Did the comments go too far, or just right?]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[Did the comments go too far, or just right?]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>51</video:duration>

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			<video:view_count>15</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-05-03</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[Culture]]></video:category>
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		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/4968/rub-the-kitty-then-smell-your-fingers/</loc>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Rub the kitty then smell your fingers]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[Rub the kitty then smell your fingers]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>16</video:duration>

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			<video:view_count>10</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-05-03</video:publication_date>
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		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/4967/thug-robber-swarmed-by-workers-with-machetes/</loc>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Thug robber swarmed by workers with machetes]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[Thug robber swarmed by workers with machetes]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[This happened in Brazil, where you don't fuck around unless you want to find out.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>63</video:duration>

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			<video:view_count>13</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-05-03</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[Crazy]]></video:category>
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		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/4966/jenny-popach-twerk-dance/</loc>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Jenny Popach twerk dance]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[Jenny Popach twerk dance]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>60</video:duration>

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			<video:view_count>14</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-05-03</video:publication_date>
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		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/4965/grand-jury-has-indicted-southern-poverty-law-center-on-11-counts/</loc>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Grand jury has INDICTED Southern Poverty Law Center on 11 COUNTS]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[Grand jury has INDICTED Southern Poverty Law Center on 11 COUNTS]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[Acting AG Blanche and FBI Director Patel announce a grand jury has INDICTED leftist NGO Southern Poverty Law Center on 11 COUNTS This is MASSIVE! SPLC said they were &#34;fighting white supremacy,&#34; but they were allegedly funding &#34;MANUFACTURING the extremism&#34; instead.]]></video:description>
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			<video:publication_date>2026-05-04</video:publication_date>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[Ilhan Omar is in big trouble]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[Ilhan Omar is in big trouble. She has to hand over ALL texts, emails and communications with the Feeding Our Future fraud ring. $250 million stolen, tied straight to the Safari restaurant scam.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>60</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>5.0</video:rating>
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			<video:publication_date>2026-05-04</video:publication_date>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Meanwhile at a drive-thru...]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[Meanwhile at a drive-thru...]]></video:title>
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			<video:duration>9</video:duration>

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			<video:publication_date>2026-05-04</video:publication_date>
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		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/4962/woman-runs-over-ex-boyfriend-at-philly-car-wash/</loc>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[Woman runs over ex-boyfriend at Philly car wash]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[Authorities have charged 27-year-old Imani Walker after she allegedly ran over her ex-boyfriend with her car at a North Philadelphia car wash, an incident caught on video. Walker faces charges including attempted murder, aggravated assault, and several other offenses.]]></video:description>
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			<video:publication_date>2026-05-04</video:publication_date>
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		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/4961/another-example-of-how-women-don-t-belong-in-law-enforcement/</loc>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Another example of how women don't belong in law enforcement]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[Another example of how women don't belong in law enforcement]]></video:title>
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			<video:duration>8</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>5.0</video:rating>
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			<video:publication_date>2026-05-04</video:publication_date>
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		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/4960/do-you-want-this-unhinged-lunatic-anywhere-near-your-kids/</loc>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Do you want this unhinged lunatic anywhere near your kids?]]></image:caption>
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			<video:thumbnail_loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/4000/4960/preview.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc>
			<video:title><![CDATA[Do you want this unhinged lunatic anywhere near your kids?]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[Randi Weingarten is a poison to education, a disgusting horrible human being who is nothing but a grifter.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>29</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>0.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>7</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-05-04</video:publication_date>
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		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/4959/wait-for-it-wait-for-it/</loc>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Wait for it... wait for it!!!]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[Wait for it... wait for it!!!]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>14</video:duration>

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			<video:view_count>21</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-05-04</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[Hot]]></video:category>
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		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/4958/all-9-members-of-the-antifa-terror-cell-in-texas-found-guilty/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-08</lastmod>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[All 9 members of the Antifa terror cell in Texas FOUND GUILTY]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[All 9 members of the Antifa terror cell in Texas FOUND GUILTY]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[All nine members of an alleged Antifa group in Texas have been found guilty on terrorism charges, marking a first in U.S. history. They reportedly ambushed ICE agents, shooting one officer in the neck, and now they’re facing the consequences.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>119</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>5.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>20</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-05-04</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[News]]></video:category>
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		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/4957/monster-truck-loses-control-runs-over-fans/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-08</lastmod>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Monster Truck loses control, runs over fans]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[Monster Truck loses control, runs over fans]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>24</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>0.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>21</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-05-04</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[Crazy]]></video:category>
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		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/4956/police-airlift-a-crocodile-with-the-body-of-a-59-year-old-businessman-inside-it/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-08</lastmod>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Police airlift a crocodile with the body of a 59-year-old businessman inside it]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[Police airlift a crocodile with the body of a 59-year-old businessman inside it]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[A week-long search for 59-year-old businessman Gabriel Batista, missing after his car was caught in floodwaters, ended with a dangerous and complex operation. Aerial patrols spotted a massive alligator lying unusually still, its swollen stomach suggesting it had recently eaten something large. The animal was shot before being removed from the Komati River by a police diving team and flown to Kruger National Park, where human remains were discovered in its stomach. Police confirmed the remains would undergo DNA testing to verify the victim’s identity.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>74</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>0.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>20</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-05-04</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[News]]></video:category>
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		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/4955/united-airlines-boeing-767-hits-bakery-truck-and-light-pole-in-newark-nj/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-08</lastmod>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[United Airlines Boeing 767 hits Bakery Truck and light pole in Newark, NJ]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[United Airlines Boeing 767 hits Bakery Truck and light pole in Newark, NJ]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[Baltimore bakery truck hit by a United Airlines plane coming in for a landing at Newark Liberty International Airport in New Jersey.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>28</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>0.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>19</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-05-04</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[News]]></video:category>
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		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/4954/aren-t-they-supposed-to-be-washing-the-car/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-08</lastmod>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Aren't they supposed to be washing the car?]]></image:caption>
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			<video:thumbnail_loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/4000/4954/preview.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc>
			<video:title><![CDATA[Aren't they supposed to be washing the car?]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>16</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>5.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>23</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-05-04</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[Hot]]></video:category>
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		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/4953/rwandan-immigrant-did-this/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-08</lastmod>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Rwandan immigrant did this]]></image:caption>
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			<video:thumbnail_loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/4000/4953/preview.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc>
			<video:title><![CDATA[Rwandan immigrant did this]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[A Rwandan immigrant had his asylum application rejected but remained in France without being deported. A local priest offered him a job caring for the Cathedral and even let him live in his home. Later, he set the Cathedral on fire and went on to murder the priest, Emmanuel Abayisenga.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>13</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>0.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>10</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-05-04</video:publication_date>
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		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/4952/plane-crashes-straight-into-a-building-in-brazil/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-08</lastmod>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Plane crashes straight into a building in Brazil]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[Plane crashes straight into a building in Brazil]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[This occurred in Belo Horizonte city.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>23</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>0.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>9</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-05-04</video:publication_date>
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		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/4951/how-does-this-happen/</loc>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[How does this happen?]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[How does this happen?]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>83</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>0.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>12</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-05-04</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[Culture]]></video:category>
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		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/4950/showing-off-or-just-teasing/</loc>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Showing off or just teasing?]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[Showing off or just teasing?]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>14</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>0.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>12</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-05-04</video:publication_date>
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		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/4949/armed-robbery-goes-totally-wrong/</loc>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Armed robbery goes totally wrong]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[Armed robbery goes totally wrong]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>51</video:duration>

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			<video:view_count>9</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-05-04</video:publication_date>
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		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/4948/milwaukee-judge-hannah-dugan-has-resigned/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-08</lastmod>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Milwaukee Judge Hannah Dugan has RESIGNED]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[Milwaukee Judge Hannah Dugan has RESIGNED]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[Milwaukee Judge Hannah Dugan has resigned after being found guilty in federal court of shielding undocumented immigrants from ICE agents in her own courthouse. With this felony conviction, she now faces the possibility of a lengthy prison sentence.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>111</video:duration>

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			<video:view_count>4</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-05-04</video:publication_date>
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		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/4947/eric-daugherty-now-tennessee-state-rep-justin-pearson-d-gets-caught-on-camera/</loc>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Eric Daugherty - ? NOW: Tennessee State Rep. Justin Pearson (D) gets CAUGHT on camera ...]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[Eric Daugherty - ? NOW: Tennessee State Rep. Justin Pearson (D) gets CAUGHT on camera ...]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[? NOW: Tennessee State Rep. Justin Pearson (D) gets CAUGHT on camera INTIMIDATING State Troopers and getting in their FACE, because he was so angry that 2026 redistricting is passing The thug gets in his face: &#34;MOVE THE F*CK BACK! BOY!! The f*ck is wrong wichu?! You stupid https://t.co/x8kXLS8LEM]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>20</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>0.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>31</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-05-07</video:publication_date>
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		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/4946/janny-bb-stretching-my-way-into-your-thoughts/</loc>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Janny BB ? - Stretching my way into your thoughts?]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[Janny BB ? - Stretching my way into your thoughts?]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[Stretching my way into your thoughts? https://t.co/xlMEJiclI6]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>38</video:duration>

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			<video:publication_date>2026-05-07</video:publication_date>
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		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/4945/collin-rugg-new-hatchet-wielding-cross-dressing-m-sterbating-new-yorker-caugh/</loc>
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