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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Perfect example of a “this can’t be real” moment]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[Perfect example of a “this can’t be real” moment]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[One of those “this can’t be real” moments. Some guy perched himself smack on the hood of a car, refusing to budge, trapping the poor driver at an intersection. Before anyone even had time to dial the police, some random SUV driver had *had enough.*]]></video:description>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Alina Habba destroys Anti-American Democrats]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[Alina Habba destroys Anti-American Democrats]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[Democrats don't care about Americans.]]></video:description>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Hakeem Jeffries unknowingly admits the quiet part out loud]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[Hakeem Jeffries unknowingly admits the quiet part out loud]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[This is what a cheater would say.]]></video:description>
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		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5883/potus-makes-hilarious-joke-about-paper-clips-and-ice/</loc>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[POTUS makes hilarious joke about paper clips and ICE]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[POTUS makes hilarious joke about paper clips and ICE]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[REPORTER: Whose idea was it to put ICE agents in the airports? POTUS: &#34;Mine... you know the story of the paper clip? 182 years ago, a man discovered the paper clip. It was so simple, and everybody that looked at it said, 'Why didn't I think of that?' ICE was my idea.&#34; What a goofy statement.]]></video:description>
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			<video:publication_date>2026-03-24</video:publication_date>
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		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5882/feds-busted-another-one-this-time-in-san-francisco/</loc>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Feds busted another one, this time in San Francisco]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[Feds busted another one, this time in San Francisco]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[Federal agents arrested an undocumented immigrant in San Francisco this morning, while outraged Democrats demanded the agents’ names and badge numbers. This is exactly what I voted for. Enforcement is back, and the reactions are intense.]]></video:description>
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		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5881/girl-allegedly-killed-mcdonald-s-worker-for-putting-onions-on-her-burger/</loc>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Girl allegedly KILLED McDonald's worker for putting onions on her burger]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[Girl allegedly KILLED McDonald's worker for putting onions on her burger]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[A young girl allegedly attacked and killed a McDonald's employee after the worker accidentally added onions to her burger. Tragically, someone lost their life over what could have been a simple conversation about the order.]]></video:description>
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			<video:publication_date>2026-03-24</video:publication_date>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[How did you know I was Somali?]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[How did you know I was Somali?]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[How did you know I was Somali?- this video was made with a big forehead filter as a joke. But hey, it's not far from being true!]]></video:description>
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		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5879/rahel-solomon-quits-cnn-live-on-tv/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-08</lastmod>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Rahel Solomon QUITS CNN LIVE ON TV]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[Rahel Solomon QUITS CNN LIVE ON TV]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[A message from Rahel Solomon... so yeah, she quits CNN on live TV and that's hilarious.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>54</video:duration>

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		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5878/reacher-star-alan-ritchson-s-body-cam-footage-shows-what-really-happened/</loc>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Reacher star Alan Ritchson's body cam footage shows what really happened]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[Reacher star Alan Ritchson's body cam footage shows what really happened]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[Body cam footage of &#34;Reacher&#34; star Alan Ritchson’s altercation with his neighbor has been released. The neighbor seems to have provoked the incident by deliberately stepping in front of a moving motorcycle.]]></video:description>
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			<video:publication_date>2026-03-24</video:publication_date>
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		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5877/delta-air-lines-ceo-removes-congress-special-treatment-over-democrat-shutdown/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-08</lastmod>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Delta Air Lines CEO removes Congress' special treatment over Democrat shutdown]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[Delta Air Lines CEO removes Congress' special treatment over Democrat shutdown]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[Delta Air Lines CEO Ed Bastian is earning widespread praise after removing members of Congress from their priority privileges in response to the Democrat-led shutdown, calling it an “inexcusable” use of TSA agents as political pawns.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>39</video:duration>

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			<video:publication_date>2026-03-24</video:publication_date>
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		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5876/reacher-star-alan-ritchson-drops-neighbor-with-a-haymaker/</loc>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA['Reacher' Star Alan Ritchson drops neighbor with a haymaker]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA['Reacher' Star Alan Ritchson drops neighbor with a haymaker]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA['Reacher' Star Alan Ritchson fights his neighbor after the neighbor literally walks in front of Ritchson while he's on a motorcycle.]]></video:description>
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			<video:publication_date>2026-03-24</video:publication_date>
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		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5875/anna-paulina-luna-has-evidence-on-walz-and-ellison-they-re-so-cooked/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-08</lastmod>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Anna Paulina Luna has evidence on Walz and Ellison, they're so cooked]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[Anna Paulina Luna has evidence on Walz and Ellison, they're so cooked]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[Anna Paulina Luna: &#34;I have enough evidence to believe both Governor Tim Walz and Keith Ellison were knowingly complicit in a Somali fraud scheme in Minnesota. Therefore I have referred them BOTH to the DOJ for criminal charges. May justice be swift.]]></video:description>
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			<video:publication_date>2026-03-24</video:publication_date>
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		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5874/sen-cory-booker-crying-about-ice-will-always-be-funny/</loc>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Sen. Cory Booker crying about ICE will always be funny]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[Sen. Cory Booker crying about ICE will always be funny]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[Sen. Cory Booker erupts in an unhinged fit of rage after ICE helps clear out TSA lines for Americans &#34;He takes the agency bursting into schools and churches and bringing them to our airports!! Under the lie it will help!! It's an OUTRAGE.&#34;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;There's like no lines for TSA now. It's maybe 5 minutes on a bad day.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>55</video:duration>

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			<video:publication_date>2026-03-24</video:publication_date>
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		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5873/kentucky-family-rejects-26-million-offer-to-turn-farm-into-a-stupid-data-center/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-08</lastmod>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Kentucky family rejects $26 million offer to turn farm into a stupid data center]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[Kentucky family rejects $26 million offer to turn farm into a stupid data center]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[If it's my way, I'll stay and hold and feed a nation. 26 million doesn't mean anything. HELL YEAH!!!]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>129</video:duration>

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			<video:publication_date>2026-03-24</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[News]]></video:category>
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		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5872/store-owners-give-thief-the-rodney-king-treatment/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-08</lastmod>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Store owners give thief the RODNEY KING treatment]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[Store owners give thief the RODNEY KING treatment]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[Thanks to Amiri King for sharing this video.]]></video:description>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Bro just shot himself in the chest on video]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[Bro just shot himself in the chest on video]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[What the actual f*ck was he thinking?]]></video:description>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Does everyone in Latvia look like this?]]></image:caption>
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			<video:description><![CDATA[Guys, are you moving there?]]></video:description>
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		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5869/video-shows-chick-steamroll-a-crowd-in-her-tesla/</loc>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Video shows chick steamroll a crowd in her Tesla]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[Video shows chick steamroll a crowd in her Tesla]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[She is probably going to jail for this.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>69</video:duration>

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			<video:publication_date>2026-03-24</video:publication_date>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[How to ruin 2 lives in a split second]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[How to ruin 2 lives in a split second]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[One guy might be paralyzed and the other might go to jail.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>23</video:duration>

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		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5867/rep-lauren-boebert-has-a-lot-to-say-about-ice-at-airports/</loc>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Rep. Lauren Boebert has a LOT TO SAY about ICE at Airports]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[Rep. Lauren Boebert has a LOT TO SAY about ICE at Airports]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[You can’t make this stuff up!! ICE agents show up at airports, and suddenly TSA wait times in Minneapolis drop to less than five minutes! Called it!!]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>18</video:duration>

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		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5866/tim-burchett-says-ufo-scientists-were-found-dead-after-testifying/</loc>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[Tim Burchett says UFO Scientists Were Found DEAD After Testifying]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[BURCHETT: &#34;Something dark is going on. I know these scientists and researchers. They have testified. We've got to get to the bottom of it....&#34;]]></video:description>
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		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5865/philly-resident-slams-worthless-dems-for-ruining-the-city/</loc>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Philly resident slams worthless Dems for ruining the city]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[Philly resident slams worthless Dems for ruining the city]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[Everyone's getting the shaft in Philly]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>139</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>5.0</video:rating>
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		<url>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[I didn't know Thailand was like this]]></image:caption>
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			<video:thumbnail_loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5864/preview.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc>
			<video:title><![CDATA[I didn't know Thailand was like this]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[Well now, what do we have here?]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>11</video:duration>

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			<video:publication_date>2026-03-24</video:publication_date>
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	</url>
		<url>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[Would you introduce her to your parents?]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[Meet Toxii Daniëlle, aka Toxii Bodymod, a Belgian body modification artist and model famous for her extreme modifications, including a nose removal.]]></video:description>
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			<video:publication_date>2026-03-24</video:publication_date>
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								</video:video>
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		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5862/aggressive-woman-eats-pepper-spray-like-it-s-hot-sauce/</loc>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[Aggressive woman eats pepper spray like it's hot sauce]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[What are they fighting about this time?]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>78</video:duration>

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			<video:publication_date>2026-03-25</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[Crazy]]></video:category>
								</video:video>
	</url>
		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5861/oil-change-ma-am-freaks-out-on-video/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-08</lastmod>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Oil Change Ma'am freaks out on video]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[Oil Change Ma'am freaks out on video]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[In the video, a trans person told a coworker they weren’t strong enough to remove the oil plug. The customer then suggested she get another man to handle it, and suddenly everyone started overreacting. Honestly, I think it’s pretty funny.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>53</video:duration>

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			<video:publication_date>2026-03-25</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[Crazy]]></video:category>
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		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5860/philly-da-larry-krasner-threatens-ice-agents-at-the-airport/</loc>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Philly DA Larry Krasner THREATENS ICE agents at the airport]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[Philly DA Larry Krasner THREATENS ICE agents at the airport]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[Philly DA Larry Krasner allegedly threatened ICE agents at the airport, saying, “The president cannot pardon you. I will put you in handcuffs, and if necessary, I will put you in a jail cell.” Seriously? Krasner wants to arrest the good guys? How does that make any sense? Krasner is one of the worst people you can find in Philly. Completely corrupt and stands up for criminals instead of the good guys.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>70</video:duration>

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			<video:publication_date>2026-03-25</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[News]]></video:category>
								</video:video>
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		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5859/rep-luna-calls-thune-a-liar/</loc>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Rep. Luna calls Thune a LIAR]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[Rep. Luna calls Thune a LIAR]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[Rep. Luna straight-up called Thune a liar! Damn! John Thune must think we’re clueless, pushing some reconciliation fantasy for the SAVE Act like we don’t know the Byrd Rule or that it can’t pass that way. And now Rep. Luna just came right out and said it.]]></video:description>
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							<video:category><![CDATA[News]]></video:category>
								</video:video>
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		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5858/girl-plows-her-car-into-group-of-people-then-finds-out/</loc>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[Girl plows her car into group of people, then FINDS OUT]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[A 20-year-old girl alone, swarmed by a wild crowd and that's when ​Kaydence Carpenter plows her Tesla through 4 people injured.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>49</video:duration>

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		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5857/mexican-self-deports-then-comes-back-two-weeks-later-the-right-way/</loc>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[Mexican self-deports, then comes back TWO WEEKS LATER the right way]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[A Mexican man chose to self-deport in hopes of regaining legal status, only to be approved for permanent residency just two weeks later and reunite with his family. Great stuff!]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>33</video:duration>

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		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5856/bonehead-of-the-day-goodbye-america-hello-hawaii/</loc>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[Bonehead of the Day: &#34;Goodbye America, hello Hawaii!&#34;]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[She actually said, &#34;Goodbye America, hello Hawaii!&#34; which makes me think she slept through every single geography class.]]></video:description>
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		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5855/i-m-painted-black-i-identify-as-black-brazil-congresswoman-bolsonaro/</loc>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[I'm painted black. I identify as black. Brazil Congresswoman Bolsonaro]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[I'm painted black. I identify as black. Brazil's Congresswoman Bolsonaro puts on blackface to mock trans ideology.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>234</video:duration>

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		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5854/somali-scammers-caught-trying-to-cash-the-same-check-at-different-banks/</loc>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[Nitwit Hochul begs people to move back to New York]]></video:title>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[Texas Roadhouse brawl caught on camera]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[This is why we can't have nice things like free peanuts and soda refills.]]></video:description>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[Is the car OK?]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[When you're a total dumbass riding bikes in front of cars for fun.]]></video:description>
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			<video:description><![CDATA[Just say you're dumb and get out of the road.]]></video:description>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[This is why you don't go to those stupid car things]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[Is he even alive after that?]]></video:description>
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			<video:description><![CDATA[Chicago Mayor Johnson: “We cannot put people in jail anymore. It’s racist.”]]></video:description>
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			<video:description><![CDATA[This is why you don't talk back to your mama.]]></video:description>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[It should be illegal to be this stupid]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[Please God, just send the meteor already.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>477</video:duration>

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			<video:publication_date>2026-03-25</video:publication_date>
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	</url>
		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5837/the-definition-of-dragged-is-right-here/</loc>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[The definition of DRAGGED is right here]]></image:caption>
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		<video:video>
			<video:thumbnail_loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5837/preview.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc>
			<video:title><![CDATA[The definition of DRAGGED is right here]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[This is how you go viral on WorldStarHipHop]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>85</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>0.0</video:rating>
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			<video:publication_date>2026-03-25</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[Crazy]]></video:category>
								</video:video>
	</url>
		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5836/bull-rider-gets-jacked-up/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-08</lastmod>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Bull rider gets JACKED UP]]></image:caption>
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			<video:thumbnail_loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5836/preview.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc>
			<video:title><![CDATA[Bull rider gets JACKED UP]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[Bruh... he coulda just stayed home for the day.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>21</video:duration>

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			<video:publication_date>2026-03-25</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[Crazy]]></video:category>
								</video:video>
	</url>
		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5835/this-is-what-happens-when-you-don-t-care-about-your-kids/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-08</lastmod>
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			<image:loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5835/preview.jpg</image:loc>
			<image:caption><![CDATA[This is what happens when you don't care about your kids]]></image:caption>
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		<video:video>
			<video:thumbnail_loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5835/preview.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc>
			<video:title><![CDATA[This is what happens when you don't care about your kids]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[A condom could have prevented this.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>15</video:duration>

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			<video:publication_date>2026-03-25</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[Wild]]></video:category>
								</video:video>
	</url>
		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5834/big-woman-acts-entitled-in-uber-driver-ain-t-having-it/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-08</lastmod>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Big woman acts entitled in Uber, driver ain't having it]]></image:caption>
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		<video:video>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[Big woman acts entitled in Uber, driver ain't having it]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[Uber driver says NO eating in her car. This entitled cow keeps stuffing chips in her fat face, screaming 'my friend paid $50 so I do what I want!' Driver kicks her ass out. They’ll scream racist if you refuse them. Just drive past next time.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>66</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>0.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>1</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-03-25</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[Culture]]></video:category>
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	</url>
		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5833/judge-releases-12-year-old-accused-of-putting-rocks-in-girls-mouth-so-friend-can-rape-her/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-08</lastmod>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Judge RELEASES 12-year-old accused of putting rocks in girls mouth so friend can RAPE HER]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[Judge RELEASES 12-year-old accused of putting rocks in girls mouth so friend can RAPE HER]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[Judge RELEASES the 12-year-old accused of pinning a 12-year-old girl down and shoving rocks in her mouth so his friend could rape her. Miami-Dade Judge Richard Hersch is taking so much heat for this massive mistake as these kids should be behind bars.]]></video:description>
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			<video:publication_date>2026-03-25</video:publication_date>
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								</video:video>
	</url>
		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5832/border-czar-tom-homan-no-one-ever-talks-about-it-i-ll-talk-about-it/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-08</lastmod>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Border Czar Tom Homan: “No one ever talks about it. I’ll talk about it.”]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[Border Czar Tom Homan: “No one ever talks about it. I’ll talk about it.”]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[Border Czar Tom Homan: “No one ever talks about it. I’ll talk about it.” “Why did the Democrats release illegal aliens into the interior United States rather than put...&#34;]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>63</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>5.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>1</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-03-25</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[News]]></video:category>
								</video:video>
	</url>
		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5831/rep-lisa-mcclain-scolds-democrat-traitors/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-08</lastmod>
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			<image:loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5831/preview.jpg</image:loc>
			<image:caption><![CDATA[Rep. Lisa McClain scolds Democrat traitors]]></image:caption>
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			<video:thumbnail_loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5831/preview.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc>
			<video:title><![CDATA[Rep. Lisa McClain scolds Democrat traitors]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[Rep. Lisa McClain says about Democrat traitors in a mic drop moment: &#34;What if that was YOUR child?! Just think about that for a minute! As a mother it absolutely INFURIATES me because Democrats are REFUSING to put my children, our children....&#34;]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>54</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>0.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>1</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-03-25</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[News]]></video:category>
								</video:video>
	</url>
		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5830/motherless-and-fatherless-behavior/</loc>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Motherless and Fatherless behavior]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[Motherless and Fatherless behavior]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[He licked his hand then slapped her. This kid is going places, like jail, jail, and more jail.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>57</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>0.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>1</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-03-25</video:publication_date>
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	</url>
		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5829/awww-shut-down-democrats-don-t-want-to-skip-a-paycheck-but-refuse-to-do-real-work/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-08</lastmod>
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			<image:loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5829/preview.jpg</image:loc>
			<image:caption><![CDATA[Awww shut down Democrats don't want to skip a paycheck, but refuse to do real work]]></image:caption>
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		<video:video>
			<video:thumbnail_loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5829/preview.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc>
			<video:title><![CDATA[Awww shut down Democrats don't want to skip a paycheck, but refuse to do real work]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[Sen. Rick Scott (R-FL) shared that a Senate Democrat admitted he wouldn’t want to go without pay during a government shutdown, as it would make it hard for him to cover his mortgage.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>35</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>5.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>2</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-03-25</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[News]]></video:category>
								</video:video>
	</url>
		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5828/when-someone-yells-slay-queen-i-always-think-of-this/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-08</lastmod>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[When someone yells SLAY QUEEN, I always think of this]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[When someone yells SLAY QUEEN, I always think of this]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[OK, just kidding, but seriously - what is going on here?]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>39</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>0.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>0</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-03-25</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[Wild]]></video:category>
								</video:video>
	</url>
		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5827/help-me-identify-what-s-in-this-video/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-08</lastmod>
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			<image:loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5827/preview.jpg</image:loc>
			<image:caption><![CDATA[Help me identify what's in this video]]></image:caption>
		</image:image>
		<video:video>
			<video:thumbnail_loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5827/preview.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc>
			<video:title><![CDATA[Help me identify what's in this video]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[Seriously folks. What is going on here?]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>57</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>0.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>1</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-03-25</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[Wild]]></video:category>
								</video:video>
	</url>
		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5826/when-the-ebt-junk-food-ban-just-hits-different/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-08</lastmod>
		<changefreq>daily</changefreq>
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			<image:loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5826/preview.jpg</image:loc>
			<image:caption><![CDATA[When the EBT junk food ban just hits different]]></image:caption>
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			<video:thumbnail_loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5826/preview.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc>
			<video:title><![CDATA[When the EBT junk food ban just hits different]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[She points out that the EBT junk food ban is now in effect in Florida. At Walmart, she tries to buy a share-size bag of Reese’s peanut butter cups, but when she scans it, she’s shocked to see it marked as not covered. All her other groceries are free, except for the junk food.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>45</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>0.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>1</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-03-25</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[Culture]]></video:category>
								</video:video>
	</url>
		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5825/how-can-anyone-vote-democrat-after-this/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-08</lastmod>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[HOW CAN ANYONE VOTE DEMOCRAT AFTER THIS?]]></image:caption>
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			<video:thumbnail_loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5825/preview.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc>
			<video:title><![CDATA[HOW CAN ANYONE VOTE DEMOCRAT AFTER THIS?]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[The Democrats are destroying everything great about our country.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>67</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>0.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>1</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-03-25</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[News]]></video:category>
								</video:video>
	</url>
		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5824/i-hate-seeing-this-cringe-garbage-at-the-gym/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-08</lastmod>
		<changefreq>daily</changefreq>
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			<image:loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5824/preview.jpg</image:loc>
			<image:caption><![CDATA[I hate seeing this cringe garbage at the gym]]></image:caption>
		</image:image>
		<video:video>
			<video:thumbnail_loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5824/preview.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc>
			<video:title><![CDATA[I hate seeing this cringe garbage at the gym]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[If you're doing this at the gym, then you're a loser.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>24</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>0.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>3</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-03-25</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[Culture]]></video:category>
								</video:video>
	</url>
		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5823/pack-of-thugs-steal-water-meant-for-marathon-runners/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-08</lastmod>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Pack of thugs STEAL water meant for marathon runners]]></image:caption>
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		<video:video>
			<video:thumbnail_loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5823/preview.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc>
			<video:title><![CDATA[Pack of thugs STEAL water meant for marathon runners]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[Maybe diversity was a bad idea afterall.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>94</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>0.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>0</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-03-25</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[Wild]]></video:category>
								</video:video>
	</url>
		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5822/could-you-date-someone-with-tourette-syndrome/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-08</lastmod>
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			<image:loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5822/preview.jpg</image:loc>
			<image:caption><![CDATA[Could you date someone with Tourette syndrome?]]></image:caption>
		</image:image>
		<video:video>
			<video:thumbnail_loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5822/preview.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc>
			<video:title><![CDATA[Could you date someone with Tourette syndrome?]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[When you bring her home to meet the parents and she starts saying things like...]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>22</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>0.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>2</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-03-25</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[Culture]]></video:category>
								</video:video>
	</url>
		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5821/she-should-ve-kept-her-mouth-shut/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-08</lastmod>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[She should've kept her mouth shut]]></image:caption>
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		<video:video>
			<video:thumbnail_loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5821/preview.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc>
			<video:title><![CDATA[She should've kept her mouth shut]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[She said one thing and it totally backfired in the worst possible way ever.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>14</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>5.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>1</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-03-25</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[Crazy]]></video:category>
								</video:video>
	</url>
		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5820/entitled-lady-wants-chinese-takeout-place-to-cater-to-her-gluten-allergy-she-finds-out/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-08</lastmod>
		<changefreq>daily</changefreq>
		<priority>0.8</priority>
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			<image:loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5820/preview.jpg</image:loc>
			<image:caption><![CDATA[Entitled lady wants Chinese takeout place to cater to her gluten allergy. She finds out]]></image:caption>
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		<video:video>
			<video:thumbnail_loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5820/preview.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc>
			<video:title><![CDATA[Entitled lady wants Chinese takeout place to cater to her gluten allergy. She finds out]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[A woman asked a Chinese restaurant to scrub down their entire kitchen and woks just to prepare her one gluten-free meal. They refused, and she wasn’t happy about it. If your allergies are that sensitive and you’re that picky, it’s probably best to just eat at home. Problem solved.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>87</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>0.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>0</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-03-25</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[Wild]]></video:category>
								</video:video>
	</url>
		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5819/seditious-slotkin-should-be-ran-out-of-congress/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-08</lastmod>
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			<image:loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5819/preview.jpg</image:loc>
			<image:caption><![CDATA['Seditious' Slotkin should be ran out of Congress]]></image:caption>
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		<video:video>
			<video:thumbnail_loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5819/preview.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc>
			<video:title><![CDATA['Seditious' Slotkin should be ran out of Congress]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[Slotkin is supposedly behind that “seditious video.” I don’t think any former CIA employee should be allowed to serve in Congress. She appears to run her finger across her neck and says, “Let’s get the negotiators and lock ’em in a room.”]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>135</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>0.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>0</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-03-25</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[News]]></video:category>
								</video:video>
	</url>
		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5818/the-jack-smith-investigation-cost-taxpayers-over-35-million-and-was-based-on-a-scam/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-08</lastmod>
		<changefreq>daily</changefreq>
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			<image:loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5818/preview.jpg</image:loc>
			<image:caption><![CDATA[The Jack Smith Investigation cost taxpayers over $35 million and was based on a scam]]></image:caption>
		</image:image>
		<video:video>
			<video:thumbnail_loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5818/preview.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc>
			<video:title><![CDATA[The Jack Smith Investigation cost taxpayers over $35 million and was based on a scam]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[The Jack Smith investigation cost taxpayers over $35 million, with about 65% of that amount going toward salaries. It was all based on what’s claimed to be a scam targeting Republicans, and many believe Jack and his team profited from it through treason. Lock him up!]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>142</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>0.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>2</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-03-25</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[News]]></video:category>
								</video:video>
	</url>
		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5817/when-you-don-t-follow-directions-and-it-goes-really-wrong/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-08</lastmod>
		<changefreq>daily</changefreq>
		<priority>0.8</priority>
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			<image:loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5817/preview.jpg</image:loc>
			<image:caption><![CDATA[When you don't follow directions and it goes REALLY WRONG]]></image:caption>
		</image:image>
		<video:video>
			<video:thumbnail_loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5817/preview.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc>
			<video:title><![CDATA[When you don't follow directions and it goes REALLY WRONG]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[Maybe next time learn how to measure your ingredients.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>32</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>0.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>2</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-03-25</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[Crazy]]></video:category>
								</video:video>
	</url>
		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5816/dude-beats-up-a-guy-who-bullied-his-son/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-08</lastmod>
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			<image:loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5816/preview.jpg</image:loc>
			<image:caption><![CDATA[Dude beats up a guy who bullied his son]]></image:caption>
		</image:image>
		<video:video>
			<video:thumbnail_loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5816/preview.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc>
			<video:title><![CDATA[Dude beats up a guy who bullied his son]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[We're not really sure the context of this video, but it certainly was a quick beating.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>15</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>0.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>2</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-03-25</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[Crazy]]></video:category>
								</video:video>
	</url>
		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5815/real-estate-attorney-bryan-mckenna-crying-after-getting-caught/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-08</lastmod>
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			<image:loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5815/preview.jpg</image:loc>
			<image:caption><![CDATA[Real estate attorney Bryan McKenna CRYING after getting CAUGHT]]></image:caption>
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		<video:video>
			<video:thumbnail_loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5815/preview.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc>
			<video:title><![CDATA[Real estate attorney Bryan McKenna CRYING after getting CAUGHT]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[Real estate attorney Bryan McKenna broke down in court after being sentenced to up to six years in prison for stealing $4.4 million in COVID relief funds. He claims he spent the money on his CEO girlfriend and his son’s “mental health.”]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>102</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>5.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>3</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-03-25</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[Culture]]></video:category>
								</video:video>
	</url>
		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5814/teen-shoots-thug-beating-up-his-mom/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-08</lastmod>
		<changefreq>daily</changefreq>
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			<image:loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5814/preview.jpg</image:loc>
			<image:caption><![CDATA[Teen shoots THUG beating up his mom]]></image:caption>
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		<video:video>
			<video:thumbnail_loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5814/preview.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc>
			<video:title><![CDATA[Teen shoots THUG beating up his mom]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[This was the moment when a 14-year-old boy fatally shot 32-year-old Jeremy Brown at a restaurant on Chicago's South Side. Brown was seen punching the boy's mother, Carlisha Hood. When bystanders didn’t step in, the boy took his mother’s firearm and fired.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>19</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>0.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>0</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-03-25</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[Crazy]]></video:category>
								</video:video>
	</url>
		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5813/mn-rep-krista-knudsen-reveals-who-turned-off-tracking-money-to-help-fraudsters/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-08</lastmod>
		<changefreq>daily</changefreq>
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			<image:loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5813/preview.jpg</image:loc>
			<image:caption><![CDATA[MN Rep Krista Knudsen reveals who turned off tracking money to help fraudsters]]></image:caption>
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		<video:video>
			<video:thumbnail_loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5813/preview.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc>
			<video:title><![CDATA[MN Rep Krista Knudsen reveals who turned off tracking money to help fraudsters]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[Minnesota Rep. Krista Knudsen claims they recently discovered that the state turned off tracking for money sent overseas. It had been turned on for just two weeks, during which they saw a lot of money leaving, and then Democrats quickly shut off the tracking to let it continue.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>197</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>0.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>1</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-03-26</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[News]]></video:category>
								</video:video>
	</url>
		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5812/transgender-lawyer-freaks-out-on-cops-yells-i-can-t-breathe/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-08</lastmod>
		<changefreq>daily</changefreq>
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			<image:loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5812/preview.jpg</image:loc>
			<image:caption><![CDATA[Transgender lawyer FREAKS OUT on COPS, yells I CAN'T BREATHE]]></image:caption>
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			<video:thumbnail_loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5812/preview.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc>
			<video:title><![CDATA[Transgender lawyer FREAKS OUT on COPS, yells I CAN'T BREATHE]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[A transgender woman lawyer berates the judge, plays the trans card, is found in contempt, resists arrest, shouts “I can’t breathe,” and calls for people to dial 911 while struggling with police. What a joke.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>397</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>0.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>1</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-03-26</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[Crazy]]></video:category>
								</video:video>
	</url>
		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5811/spanberger-doesn-t-seem-to-care-that-illegals-are-hurting-americans/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-08</lastmod>
		<changefreq>daily</changefreq>
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			<image:loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5811/preview.jpg</image:loc>
			<image:caption><![CDATA[Spanberger doesn't seem to care that illegals are hurting Americans]]></image:caption>
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			<video:thumbnail_loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5811/preview.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc>
			<video:title><![CDATA[Spanberger doesn't seem to care that illegals are hurting Americans]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[Someone asked Virginia Gov. Abigail Spanberger what she would say to the family and children of Stephanie Minter, a Virginia mother murdered in Fairfax County. Minter’s accused killer is Abdul Jalloh, an illegal immigrant.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>44</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>0.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>1</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-03-26</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[News]]></video:category>
								</video:video>
	</url>
		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5810/guess-where-the-fraudsters-spent-the-stolen-tax-money/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-08</lastmod>
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			<image:loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5810/preview.jpg</image:loc>
			<image:caption><![CDATA[Guess where the fraudsters spent the stolen tax money?]]></image:caption>
		</image:image>
		<video:video>
			<video:thumbnail_loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5810/preview.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc>
			<video:title><![CDATA[Guess where the fraudsters spent the stolen tax money?]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[Wall Street Apes reports that money smuggled out of the Minneapolis airport by fraudsters has been traced to purchases including resorts in Kenya, apartment buildings in Nairobi, properties in Turkey, luxury homes, and luxury cars, with $790 million in American tax dollars sent from Minnesota overseas.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>87</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>5.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>1</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-03-26</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[News]]></video:category>
								</video:video>
	</url>
		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5809/detroit-woman-tries-lying-about-driving-car-during-zoom-court/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-08</lastmod>
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			<image:loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5809/preview.jpg</image:loc>
			<image:caption><![CDATA[Detroit woman tries LYING about driving car during ZOOM COURT]]></image:caption>
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		<video:video>
			<video:thumbnail_loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5809/preview.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc>
			<video:title><![CDATA[Detroit woman tries LYING about driving car during ZOOM COURT]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[A Detroit woman, clearly behind the wheel during a court Zoom call, tried to gaslight the judge by insisting she wasn’t driving. Judge: “You cannot be driving, ma’am.” Woman: “I’m not driving. I’m a passenger in a car...” Judge: “Am I crazy, or does it not look like you’re driving?”]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>149</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>0.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>13</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-03-26</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[Culture]]></video:category>
								</video:video>
	</url>
		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5808/trump-fake-news-has-to-change-and-stop-being-propaganda/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-08</lastmod>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Trump: “Fake news has to change&#34; and stop being PROPAGANDA]]></image:caption>
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		<video:video>
			<video:thumbnail_loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5808/preview.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc>
			<video:title><![CDATA[Trump: “Fake news has to change&#34; and stop being PROPAGANDA]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[Trump: “Fake news has to change. When you can win in a landslide with 94% negative stories, there’s something seriously wrong with the media.”]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>40</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>0.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>13</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-03-26</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[News]]></video:category>
								</video:video>
	</url>
		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5807/she-went-full-ghetto-then-she-found-out/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-08</lastmod>
		<changefreq>daily</changefreq>
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			<image:loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5807/preview.jpg</image:loc>
			<image:caption><![CDATA[She went FULL GHETTO, then she found out]]></image:caption>
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		<video:video>
			<video:thumbnail_loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5807/preview.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc>
			<video:title><![CDATA[She went FULL GHETTO, then she found out]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[Here's what NOT to do when you're in a store.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>24</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>0.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>14</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-03-26</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[Crazy]]></video:category>
								</video:video>
	</url>
		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5806/congresswoman-accused-of-stealing-5-million-in-fema-disaster-relief-funds/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-08</lastmod>
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			<image:loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5806/preview.jpg</image:loc>
			<image:caption><![CDATA[Congresswoman accused of stealing $5 million in FEMA disaster relief funds]]></image:caption>
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			<video:thumbnail_loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5806/preview.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc>
			<video:title><![CDATA[Congresswoman accused of stealing $5 million in FEMA disaster relief funds]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[A U.S. congresswoman is set to face a House Ethics hearing tomorrow over allegations she stole $5 million in FEMA disaster relief funds, laundered the money through a family business, and used it to finance her campaign. She’s facing 15 federal charges with a possible 53-year sentence. When asked if Democrats would support her expulsion, Hakeem Jeffries responded, “Next question.” The congresswoman, Sheila Cherfilus-McCormick, a Democrat from Florida, remains in office. If a Republican were accused of this, it would dominate the news cycle.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>170</video:duration>

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			<video:publication_date>2026-03-26</video:publication_date>
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			<video:description><![CDATA[Officers have their hands full with a shoplifting suspect at Sephora. What could she possibly steal that would improve her appearance?]]></video:description>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[23yo Kamel Hawkins shoves man in to oncoming train in NYC]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[Kamel Hawkins deserves to spend the rest of his life in prison for pushing a 45-year-old man in front of an oncoming train in NYC.]]></video:description>
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		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5803/virginia-allows-22-year-old-illegal-immigrant-men-to-enroll-in-high-school/</loc>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Virginia allows 22-year-old illegal immigrant MEN to enroll in HIGH SCHOOL]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[Virginia allows 22-year-old illegal immigrant MEN to enroll in HIGH SCHOOL]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[Virginia is letting 22-year-old adult men, undocumented immigrants who don’t speak English, enroll in public high school alongside 14- and 15-year-old girls. Meanwhile, American students have to leave at 20, but undocumented students can stay until 22 without paying, thanks to Virginia Code.]]></video:description>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Trump mocks media TO THEIR FACES]]></image:caption>
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			<video:description><![CDATA[President Trump delivered a sharp comeback to a reporter at the White House. REPORTER: “Why didn’t you invoke the 1977 law to impose tariffs during your first term?” TRUMP: “Because in my first term, I was busy fighting lunatics like you!”]]></video:description>
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		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5801/international-olympic-committee-bans-transgenders/</loc>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[International Olympic Committee BANS transgenders]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[International Olympic Committee BANS transgenders]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[The International Olympic Committee has officially banned biological men who identify as transgender women from competing in all-female sports. This is being celebrated by some as a common-sense win, with the view that there should be no men in women’s sports, and that supporting women’s rights means supporting this decision.]]></video:description>
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		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5800/letitia-james-has-been-criminally-referred-to-the-doj/</loc>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Letitia James has been CRIMINALLY REFERRED to the DOJ]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[Letitia James has been CRIMINALLY REFERRED to the DOJ]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[New York AG Letitia James has reportedly been criminally referred to the DOJ for prosecution over homeowner insurance fraud. Both locations where the referrals were sent are said to have long histories of sending politicians to prison. FHFA Director Bill Pulte led the charge, though Pulte himself has a questionable reputation. So, who knows what might happen next.]]></video:description>
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		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5799/only-republican-candidate-drops-out-after-house-is-shot-up-and-no-one-arrested/</loc>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[Only Republican candidate drops out after house is shot up and no one arrested]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[The only Republican running for Mecklenburg County (Charlotte, NC) District 1 has dropped out of the race after no one was arrested for firing shots at his home while his wife and kids were inside. Local police confirmed the attack specifically targeted Aaron Marin. Bullet holes were found in trees, cars, the mailbox, and his child’s basketball hoop. Marin’s family was forced to leave their home, and he says they live in “constant fear,” with his kids no longer feeling safe playing outside. Yet no mainstream media outlets have covered this, sparking outrage over the silence.]]></video:description>
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		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5798/bill-o-reilly-san-francisco-is-a-violent-third-world-illegal-alien-infested-drug-dystopia/</loc>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[Bill O’Reilly: San Francisco is a 'violent third-world, illegal alien–infested drug dystopia']]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[Bill O’Reilly just returned from filming a special in San Francisco and described a violent third-world, illegal alien–infested drug dystopia and the Democrats are covering it up.]]></video:description>
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		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5797/new-yorker-heckles-zohran-mamdani-to-his-face/</loc>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[New Yorker heckles Zohran Mamdani to his face]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[New Yorker heckles Zohran Mamdani to his face]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[A New Yorker confronted Zohran Mamdani over his wife’s controversial online posts, claiming, “She hates America, and she was born here! It’s all over social media, you can’t hide it!” The heckler also accused Mamdani, saying, “He is a Trojan horse. He hates America.”]]></video:description>
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		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5796/guy-slaps-this-woman-who-tried-jumping-his-wife-at-tropicana-in-ac/</loc>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[Guy slaps this woman who tried jumping his wife at Tropicana in AC]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[A guy slapped a woman after she and others allegedly tried to jump his wife at the Tropicana in Atlantic City, New Jersey. What could have possibly led to this?]]></video:description>
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		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5795/woman-wants-elon-musk-to-get-the-blood-eagle-treatment/</loc>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Woman wants Elon Musk to get the BLOOD EAGLE treatment]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[Woman wants Elon Musk to get the BLOOD EAGLE treatment]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[A leftist woman claimed on live TV that Elon Musk deserves a “blood eagle.” That's an ancient Viking torture where the ribs are broken open and the lungs pulled out like wings. She believes he’s destroying the world. Whatever these people are watching is teaching them everything that is wrong. She's clueless.]]></video:description>
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		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5794/md-lady-hires-roofing-company-with-illegals-then-calls-ice-when-they-re-done/</loc>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[MD lady hires roofing company with illegals, then calls ICE when they're done]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[A woman in Cambridge, Maryland is going viral for hiring a roofing company she knew employed undocumented workers, then calling ICE after the job was finished. Agents arrived on the scene and arrested six Guatemalan workers from the crew.]]></video:description>
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		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5793/mom-caught-raising-a-toddler-porch-pirate-on-door-cam/</loc>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[Mom caught raising a toddler porch pirate on door cam]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[A mother in Peachtree City, Georgia, was caught teaching her 3-year-old toddler to steal packages from people’s porches. Imagine raising a child to be a thief before they can even tie their own shoes... absolutely disgusting.]]></video:description>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[Man’s lawn mower explodes out of nowhere]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[A man’s lawn mower suddenly exploded out of nowhere.]]></video:description>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[Girl fights back, stands up to thug bully]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[Never underestimate the potential of white girls who can fight. A Black girl talked trash and didn’t expect the white girl to hold her own.]]></video:description>
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		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5790/cory-booker-speaks-to-an-empty-newark-airport-lmfao/</loc>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Cory Booker speaks to an empty Newark Airport lmfao]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[Cory Booker speaks to an empty Newark Airport lmfao]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[Cory Booker speaking to an empty Newark Airport with no lines saying, “Donald Trump has bought chaos to our airports.”]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>31</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>5.0</video:rating>
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			<video:publication_date>2026-03-26</video:publication_date>
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								</video:video>
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		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5789/we-need-to-raise-the-voting-age-to-35-after-seeing-this/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-08</lastmod>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[We need to raise the voting age to 35 after seeing this]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[We need to raise the voting age to 35 after seeing this]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[Her vote counts just as much as yours.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>26</video:duration>

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			<video:publication_date>2026-03-26</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[Wild]]></video:category>
								</video:video>
	</url>
		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5788/tough-talking-dude-gets-bonked-on-the-head/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-08</lastmod>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Tough talking dude gets BONKED on the head]]></image:caption>
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			<video:thumbnail_loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5788/preview.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc>
			<video:title><![CDATA[Tough talking dude gets BONKED on the head]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[The cup sound bouncing off his head tho...]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>20</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>5.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>1</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-03-26</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[Crazy]]></video:category>
								</video:video>
	</url>
		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5787/if-wtf-was-a-shape/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-08</lastmod>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[If WTF was a shape]]></image:caption>
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			<video:thumbnail_loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5787/preview.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc>
			<video:title><![CDATA[If WTF was a shape]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[No seriously, what the hell is this?]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>47</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>5.0</video:rating>
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			<video:publication_date>2026-03-26</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[Wild]]></video:category>
								</video:video>
	</url>
		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5786/we-knew-where-this-was-going-and-still-watched/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-08</lastmod>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[We knew where this was going and still watched]]></image:caption>
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			<video:thumbnail_loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5786/preview.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc>
			<video:title><![CDATA[We knew where this was going and still watched]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[TikTok is bad for society.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>12</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>0.0</video:rating>
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			<video:publication_date>2026-03-26</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[Culture]]></video:category>
								</video:video>
	</url>
		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5785/son-beat-up-step-dad-who-was-abusing-his-mom/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-08</lastmod>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Son beat up step dad who was abusing his mom]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[Son beat up step dad who was abusing his mom]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[Good job kid, just make sure you don't go to jail!]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>19</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>0.0</video:rating>
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			<video:publication_date>2026-03-26</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[Crazy]]></video:category>
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	</url>
		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5784/screaming-karen-taken-out-by-water-balloon/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-08</lastmod>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Screaming Karen taken out by water balloon]]></image:caption>
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			<video:thumbnail_loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5784/preview.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc>
			<video:title><![CDATA[Screaming Karen taken out by water balloon]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[Lady, please have a seat.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>11</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>5.0</video:rating>
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			<video:publication_date>2026-03-26</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[Crazy]]></video:category>
								</video:video>
	</url>
		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5783/this-generation-might-be-saved-afterall/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-08</lastmod>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[This generation might be saved afterall]]></image:caption>
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		<video:video>
			<video:thumbnail_loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5783/preview.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc>
			<video:title><![CDATA[This generation might be saved afterall]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[Trump girls for ya!]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>11</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>5.0</video:rating>
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			<video:publication_date>2026-03-26</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[Wild]]></video:category>
								</video:video>
	</url>
		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5782/scalise-destroys-hakeem-jeffries-and-makes-it-look-too-easy/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-08</lastmod>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Scalise destroys Hakeem Jeffries and makes it look TOO EASY]]></image:caption>
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			<video:thumbnail_loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5782/preview.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc>
			<video:title><![CDATA[Scalise destroys Hakeem Jeffries and makes it look TOO EASY]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[Steve Scalise just PUMMELED Hakeem Jeffries with his own words from an older video. Jeffries, 2015: 'Our single job should be to FUND DHS! Anything else is an abdication our responsibility and legislative malpractice.'&#34; &#34;Their party now stands with ILLEGAL IMMIGRANTS....&#34;]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>52</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>5.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>1</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-03-27</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[News]]></video:category>
								</video:video>
	</url>
		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5781/just-a-chicken-laying-an-egg/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-08</lastmod>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Just a chicken laying an egg]]></image:caption>
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			<video:thumbnail_loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5781/preview.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc>
			<video:title><![CDATA[Just a chicken laying an egg]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[This can never be unseen.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>14</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>0.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>0</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-03-27</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[Crazy]]></video:category>
								</video:video>
	</url>
		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5780/trans-women-when-you-call-them-sir/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-08</lastmod>
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			<image:loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5780/preview.jpg</image:loc>
			<image:caption><![CDATA[Trans women when you call them &#34;sir&#34;]]></image:caption>
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		<video:video>
			<video:thumbnail_loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5780/preview.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc>
			<video:title><![CDATA[Trans women when you call them &#34;sir&#34;]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[I didn't make this, but I did get a chuckle out of it. At the end of the day, if we just leave each other alone and stop with the bathrooms and pronoun stuff, then no one will have issues. Relax, everyone. Just be cool and stay out of the ladies rooms.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>14</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>0.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>0</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-03-27</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[Crazy]]></video:category>
								</video:video>
	</url>
		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5779/guy-with-no-training-vs-female-mma-fighters/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-08</lastmod>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Guy with NO TRAINING vs female MMA fighters]]></image:caption>
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			<video:thumbnail_loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5779/preview.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc>
			<video:title><![CDATA[Guy with NO TRAINING vs female MMA fighters]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[Any guy on the streets can beat up a female MMA fighter. Mark my word! Except for liberals. Those guys are gay and weak.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>56</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>5.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>2</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-03-27</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[Crazy]]></video:category>
								</video:video>
	</url>
		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5778/memphis-cops-beat-the-crap-out-of-thugs-while-national-guard-provides-backup/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-08</lastmod>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Memphis cops beat the crap out of thugs while National Guard provides backup]]></image:caption>
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			<video:thumbnail_loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5778/preview.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc>
			<video:title><![CDATA[Memphis cops beat the crap out of thugs while National Guard provides backup]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[Memphis police officers were seen beating several suspected criminals and later dragging a handcuffed man across the ground, while the National Guard stood by to protect them from the crowd.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>143</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>0.0</video:rating>
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			<video:publication_date>2026-03-27</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[Crazy]]></video:category>
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	</url>
		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5777/florida-man-leaves-aa-meeting-for-cocaine-drinks-and-hijacking-a-plane/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-08</lastmod>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Florida man leaves AA meeting for cocaine, drinks and hijacking a plane]]></image:caption>
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			<video:thumbnail_loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5777/preview.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc>
			<video:title><![CDATA[Florida man leaves AA meeting for cocaine, drinks and hijacking a plane]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[Florida man leaves AA meeting, does cocaine, drinks, and smokes pot, then crashes through the gate at Daytona Beach Airport and tries to hijack a plane.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt; “I was at my house, I went to an AA meeting, and next thing I know I’m doing cocaine, drinking, and smoking pot…”&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Bryan J. Parker, 58, is charged with attempted aircraft piracy.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Authorities said he crashed a Mustang through a locked airport gate and tried to board an occupied plane Parker was highly intoxicated and nearly hit a taxiing aircraft He was detained after a brief chase by airport operations and Embry-Riddle Aeronautical University security.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>72</video:duration>

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			<video:view_count>4</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-03-27</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[Crazy]]></video:category>
								</video:video>
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		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5776/cnn-makes-swalwell-look-dumber-than-ever-and-yet-democrats-said-no/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-08</lastmod>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[CNN makes Swalwell look dumber than ever: “And yet Democrats said no”]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[CNN makes Swalwell look dumber than ever: “And yet Democrats said no”]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[CNN: “Isn’t ICE funded?”&lt;br /&gt;SWALWELL: “So why don’t we fund TSA?” &lt;br /&gt;NN: “In the offer that Senate Republicans brought to you a few days ago, there was a plan to... fund the rest of it…” &lt;br /&gt;SWALWELL: “That’s right.”&lt;br /&gt;CNN: “And yet Democrats said no.”]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>31</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>0.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>1</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-03-27</video:publication_date>
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								</video:video>
	</url>
		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5775/this-might-be-the-funniest-tiktok-video-of-the-year/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-08</lastmod>
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			<image:loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5775/preview.jpg</image:loc>
			<image:caption><![CDATA[This might be the funniest TikTok video of the year]]></image:caption>
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			<video:thumbnail_loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5775/preview.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc>
			<video:title><![CDATA[This might be the funniest TikTok video of the year]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[This one had me legit laugh out loud.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>8</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>0.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>1</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-03-27</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[Culture]]></video:category>
								</video:video>
	</url>
		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5774/this-person-my-body-deserves-the-respect-of-being-fed/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-08</lastmod>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[This person: &#34;my body deserves the respect of being fed&#34;]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[This person: &#34;my body deserves the respect of being fed&#34;]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[After being advised by a doctor to diet and exercise, this person refuses, saying, &#34;My body deserves the respect of being fed.&#34;]]></video:description>
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			<video:publication_date>2026-03-27</video:publication_date>
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		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5773/alleged-organized-of-daytona-beach-takeover-brittany-plummer-may-find-out-shortly/</loc>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Alleged organized of Daytona Beach Takeover, Brittany Plummer, may FIND OUT shortly]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[Alleged organized of Daytona Beach Takeover, Brittany Plummer, may FIND OUT shortly]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[FAFO: The Volusia County Sheriff’s Office is going after Brittany Plummer, the organizer of the Daytona Beach takeover. She’s being held financially accountable for the litter, damage, and chaos caused during the event. There’s also a video of her claiming that everything is racist. A report by Amiri King.]]></video:description>
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		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5772/burchett-files-to-abolish-the-african-development-foundation-after-director-pleads-guilty/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-08</lastmod>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Burchett files to ABOLISH the African Development Foundation after Director PLEADS GUILTY]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[Burchett files to ABOLISH the African Development Foundation after Director PLEADS GUILTY]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[DOGE Chair Rep. Tim Burchett has filed to abolish the African Development Foundation after its director pleaded guilty to financial fraud. Every Democrat opposed the move. “It’s your tax dollars, it’s going to Africa, bring it home, I don’t care...”]]></video:description>
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			<video:publication_date>2026-03-27</video:publication_date>
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		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5771/skate-park-karen-finds-out-the-hard-way/</loc>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Skate park Karen FINDS OUT the hard way]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[Skate park Karen FINDS OUT the hard way]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[California Karen in Linda Vista Skate Park learned a lesson to stop acting inappropriately around children from a San Diego police officer. A post by The Facts Dude.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>38</video:duration>

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			<video:publication_date>2026-03-27</video:publication_date>
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		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5770/they-said-she-couldn-t-twerk-so-she-proved-them-wrong/</loc>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[They said she couldn't twerk, so she proved them wrong]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[They said she couldn't twerk, so she proved them wrong]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[Never let anyone tell you that you can't do something.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>11</video:duration>

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			<video:publication_date>2026-03-27</video:publication_date>
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		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5769/ice-agents-laugh-at-screeching-liberals-in-airport/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-08</lastmod>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[ICE agents laugh at screeching liberals in airport]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[ICE agents laugh at screeching liberals in airport]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[At the airport, ICE agents laugh in the face of a liberal shouting about fascism, considering it the best way to respond.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>14</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>0.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>3</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-03-27</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[News]]></video:category>
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		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5768/she-s-single-because-she-wants-to-be/</loc>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[She's single because she wants to be]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[She's single because she wants to be]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[She's single because she wants to be. A post by AlphaFox.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>13</video:duration>

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			<video:publication_date>2026-03-27</video:publication_date>
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		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5767/woke-san-fran-judge-suspends-sentence-for-murder-suspect-who-killed-innocent-elderly-man/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-08</lastmod>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Woke San Fran Judge suspends sentence for MURDER SUSPECT who killed innocent elderly man]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[Woke San Fran Judge suspends sentence for MURDER SUSPECT who killed innocent elderly man]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[A San Francisco Superior Court judge, Linda Colfax, has suspended the already light eight year sentence of Antoine Watson, a black man who killed an 84 year old man in an unprovoked 2021 attack, citing his “traumatic childhood” as justification for her ruling. From Right Angle News.]]></video:description>
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			<video:publication_date>2026-03-27</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[News]]></video:category>
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		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5766/democrats-are-the-reason-philly-looks-like-this/</loc>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Democrats are the reason Philly looks like this]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[Democrats are the reason Philly looks like this]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[What’s happening in Philadelphia? Video after video shows police officers being attacked by groups of kids or young men, yet the DA is warning that he’ll prosecute ICE officers if they step out of line.]]></video:description>
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		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5765/miss-thailand-contestant-s-teeth-fall-out-during-the-pageant/</loc>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Miss Thailand contestant's teeth fall out during the pageant]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[Miss Thailand contestant's teeth fall out during the pageant]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[During the Miss Thailand pageant, a contestant’s teeth fell out on stage. At least she didn’t have a penis.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>35</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>0.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>4</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-03-27</video:publication_date>
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		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5764/larry-krasner-threatens-ice-as-philly-is-being-destroyed/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-08</lastmod>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Larry Krasner threatens ICE as Philly is being destroyed]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[Larry Krasner threatens ICE as Philly is being destroyed]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[In Philadelphia, a Democratic stronghold, many homeless individuals are so heavily under the influence of drugs that they’re barely conscious, with some in such dire condition they’re covered in flies. Critics claim that Democrats funnel large amounts of taxpayer money while allowing society to decline to this point.]]></video:description>
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			<video:publication_date>2026-03-27</video:publication_date>
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		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5763/democrat-sheila-cherfilus-mccormick-found-guilty/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-08</lastmod>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Democrat Sheila Cherfilus-McCormick found GUILTY]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[Democrat Sheila Cherfilus-McCormick found GUILTY]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[The House Ethics Committee finds Congresswoman Sheila Cherfilus-McCormick guilty of ethics violations over $5 million in allegedly stolen FEMA funds, which she allegedly used to buy a $109,000, 3.14-carat yellow diamond ring Representative Sheila Cherfilus-McCormick of Florida is under investigation for allegedly using millions from her family's health care company to fund her political campaign An ethics panel of four Democrats and four Republicans found she committed 25 ethics violations The panel said it will recommend a punishment in the coming weeks She and co-conspirators are accused of funneling company money into her campaign through straw donations Cherfilus-McCormick was indicted by a federal grand jury in Miami in November The indictment says she bought a 3.14-carat yellow diamond ring for $109,000, which appears in her official House portrait She faces up to 53 years in prison if convicted]]></video:description>
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			<video:publication_date>2026-03-27</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[News]]></video:category>
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		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5762/opening-day-parade-in-cincinnati-ruined-by-pack-of-thugs/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-08</lastmod>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Opening day parade in Cincinnati ruined by pack of thugs]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[Opening day parade in Cincinnati ruined by pack of thugs]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[The opening day parade in Cincinnati was ruined by the usual suspects. Police had to shut down city streets as well as the Roebling Bridge - by Amiri King.]]></video:description>
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			<video:publication_date>2026-03-27</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[Crazy]]></video:category>
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		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5761/feminist-with-hairy-armpits-has-something-to-say/</loc>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Feminist with hairy armpits has something to say]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[Feminist with hairy armpits has something to say]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[Feminist goes full mask off. Note the septum piercing, bangs, bad tattoos, and armpit hair. Total stereotype. This is super disturbing - from Brian Atlas.]]></video:description>
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		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5760/she-attacks-a-cop-then-finds-out/</loc>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[She attacks a cop, then FINDS OUT]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[She attacks a cop, then FINDS OUT]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[The full bodycam footage is out, and the truth is clear: this person got in a cop’s face, calling him a “b*tch.” The officer pushed back to protect himself, the woman kicked him, and then faced the consequences.]]></video:description>
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		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5759/dem-debbie-wasserman-schultz-caught-using-a-tsa-escort-to-skip-lines/</loc>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Dem. Debbie Wasserman Schultz caught using a TSA escort to skip lines]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[Dem. Debbie Wasserman Schultz caught using a TSA escort to skip lines]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[Democrat Debbie Wasserman Schultz was caught using a TSA escort to bypass the lines.]]></video:description>
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			<video:publication_date>2026-03-27</video:publication_date>
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		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5758/sen-marsha-blackburn-caught-on-way-out-of-dc/</loc>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Sen. Marsha Blackburn caught on way out of DC]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[Sen. Marsha Blackburn caught on way out of DC]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[Senator Marsha Blackburn (R-TN) seen leaving DC around 6PM, just hours before the 2AM unanimous Senate vote on funding paychecks for TSA, FEMA, and Coast Guard workers.]]></video:description>
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			<video:publication_date>2026-03-27</video:publication_date>
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		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5757/give-these-guys-an-oscar/</loc>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Give these guys an Oscar]]></image:caption>
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		<video:video>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[Give these guys an Oscar]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[These dudes just put on the best act of the year.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>15</video:duration>

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			<video:publication_date>2026-03-27</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[Culture]]></video:category>
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		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5756/blm-lawyer-just-found-out-after-being-accused-of-crimes/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-08</lastmod>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[BLM lawyer just FOUND OUT after being accused of crimes]]></image:caption>
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			<video:thumbnail_loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5756/preview.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc>
			<video:title><![CDATA[BLM lawyer just FOUND OUT after being accused of crimes]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[The Louisiana Supreme Court has SUSPENDED the license of Black Lives Matter lawyer Tanzanika Ruffin after she was indicted for stealing $250,000.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>41</video:duration>

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			<video:view_count>3</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-03-27</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[News]]></video:category>
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		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5755/pa-dems-withdraw-an-honor-to-women-because-they-could-not-define-what-a-woman-is/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-08</lastmod>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[PA Dems withdraw an honor to women because they could not define what a woman is]]></image:caption>
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			<video:thumbnail_loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5755/preview.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc>
			<video:title><![CDATA[PA Dems withdraw an honor to women because they could not define what a woman is]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[In Pennsylvania, Democrats pulled a resolution to recognize March as National Women’s Month after a Republican questioned them on the definition of a woman. Democrats would not define a woman, nor could not because they refuse to reject that a man in a dress is not a woman.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>44</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>0.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>5</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-03-29</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[News]]></video:category>
								</video:video>
	</url>
		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5754/no-kings-protesters-waving-communist-flags-seems-a-bit-hypocritical/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-08</lastmod>
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			<image:loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5754/preview.jpg</image:loc>
			<image:caption><![CDATA[No Kings protesters waving COMMUNIST flags seems a bit hypocritical]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[No Kings protesters waving COMMUNIST flags seems a bit hypocritical]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[The No Kings protesters are being called out as huge hypocrites after waving communist flags in NYC. Seriously, is anyone going to point that out to them?]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>13</video:duration>

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			<video:view_count>3</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-03-29</video:publication_date>
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	</url>
		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5753/nick-cannon-just-ticked-off-democrats-with-two-sentences/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-08</lastmod>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Nick Cannon just ticked off Democrats with two sentences]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[Nick Cannon just ticked off Democrats with two sentences]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[Nick Cannon said the Democratic Party is “the party of the KKK.&#34; &#34;People don’t know that the Democrats are the party of the KKK. People don’t know that the Republicans are the party that freed the slaves.&#34;]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>57</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>0.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>2</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-03-29</video:publication_date>
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	</url>
		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5752/gop-rep-drazkowski-says-vance-confirmed-what-ilhan-omar-did-and-she-s-in-big-trouble/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-08</lastmod>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[GOP Rep. Drazkowski says Vance confirmed what Ilhan Omar did and she's in big trouble]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[GOP Rep. Drazkowski says Vance confirmed what Ilhan Omar did and she's in big trouble]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[Minnesota Republican State Representative Steve Drazkowski claims vindication, stating it was confirmed by the Vice President of the United States: @VP, “Ilhan Omar definitely committed immigration fraud against the United States of America.” Ilhan Omar’s second husband, Ahmed Elmi, was...&#34;]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>848</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>0.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>2</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-03-29</video:publication_date>
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	</url>
		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5751/canadians-arguing-over-gender-equity-cards-is-like-an-snl-skit/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-08</lastmod>
		<changefreq>daily</changefreq>
		<priority>0.8</priority>
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			<image:loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5751/preview.jpg</image:loc>
			<image:caption><![CDATA[Canadians arguing over GENDER EQUITY CARDS is like an SNL skit]]></image:caption>
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		<video:video>
			<video:thumbnail_loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5751/preview.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc>
			<video:title><![CDATA[Canadians arguing over GENDER EQUITY CARDS is like an SNL skit]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[This has to be the most ridiculous thing I have seen all day.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>62</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>0.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>2</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-03-29</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[Culture]]></video:category>
								</video:video>
	</url>
		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5750/woman-makes-up-lie-about-trump-having-death-camps/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-08</lastmod>
		<changefreq>daily</changefreq>
		<priority>0.8</priority>
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			<image:loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5750/preview.jpg</image:loc>
			<image:caption><![CDATA[Woman makes up LIE about Trump having DEATH CAMPS]]></image:caption>
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		<video:video>
			<video:thumbnail_loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5750/preview.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc>
			<video:title><![CDATA[Woman makes up LIE about Trump having DEATH CAMPS]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[A liberal claims that President Trump is forcing illegal immigrants into death camps in Florida. Where do they get their news from!?]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>99</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>0.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>2</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-03-29</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[Culture]]></video:category>
								</video:video>
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		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5749/america-s-worst-mayor-tiffany-henyard-begs-trump-to-send-help-after-something-big-changes/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-08</lastmod>
		<changefreq>daily</changefreq>
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			<image:loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5749/preview.jpg</image:loc>
			<image:caption><![CDATA['America's worst mayor' Tiffany Henyard begs Trump to send help after something big changes]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA['America's worst mayor' Tiffany Henyard begs Trump to send help after something big changes]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[Former mayor Tiffany Henyard, once dubbed “America’s worst mayor” and known for her controversial financial decisions, is now urging Trump to send troops to Chicago after her father was shot. She says her father was an innocent victim of the city’s ongoing violence, which she claims the current Chicago mayor has failed to address.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>123</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>5.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>1</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-03-29</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[News]]></video:category>
								</video:video>
	</url>
		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5748/connecticut-dems-taxed-people-500-million-and-didn-t-use-it-as-planned/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-08</lastmod>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Connecticut Dems taxed people $500 million and didn't use it as planned]]></image:caption>
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			<video:thumbnail_loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5748/preview.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc>
			<video:title><![CDATA[Connecticut Dems taxed people $500 million and didn't use it as planned]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[Connecticut Democrats introduced a meals and beverage tax, promising the revenue would go to cities and towns. It brought in over $500 million, yet none of the money was returned to the municipalities where it was collected. Sounds like they stole it to me.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>172</video:duration>

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			<video:view_count>2</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-03-29</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[News]]></video:category>
								</video:video>
	</url>
		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5747/former-michigan-democrat-treasurer-accused-of-stealing-from-elderly-woman/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-08</lastmod>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Former Michigan Democrat Treasurer accused of stealing from ELDERLY WOMAN]]></image:caption>
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		<video:video>
			<video:thumbnail_loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5747/preview.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc>
			<video:title><![CDATA[Former Michigan Democrat Treasurer accused of stealing from ELDERLY WOMAN]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[A former Michigan Democratic Party Treasurer was caught stealing from an 87-year-old woman, who later passed away, yet her account continued to be used. This is outright predatory fraud.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>109</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>5.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>2</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-03-29</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[News]]></video:category>
								</video:video>
	</url>
		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5746/no-kings-protestor-kicked-to-the-ground-by-a-horse/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-08</lastmod>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[No Kings protestor KICKED to the ground by a HORSE]]></image:caption>
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			<video:thumbnail_loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5746/preview.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc>
			<video:title><![CDATA[No Kings protestor KICKED to the ground by a HORSE]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[A No Kings leftist protester was kicked to the ground by an LAPD horse after attempting to block its path with his body. Honestly, what did he think was going to happen?]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>35</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>5.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>4</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-03-29</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[Crazy]]></video:category>
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		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5745/la-hospice-fraudster-shut-down-flees-the-building/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-08</lastmod>
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			<image:loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5745/preview.jpg</image:loc>
			<image:caption><![CDATA[LA hospice fraudster SHUT DOWN, FLEES THE BUILDING]]></image:caption>
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		<video:video>
			<video:thumbnail_loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5745/preview.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc>
			<video:title><![CDATA[LA hospice fraudster SHUT DOWN, FLEES THE BUILDING]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[A Los Angeles hospice scammer has shut down their fake business and fled the premises after being exposed by @NickShirleyy. Coincidentally, one of the employees was driving a 2026 Mercedes Maybach worth nearly $300K. They had been posing as “consultants.”]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>85</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>0.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>2</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-03-30</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[News]]></video:category>
								</video:video>
	</url>
		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5744/gavin-newsom-accused-of-funneling-victim-money-to-wife-s-ngo/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-08</lastmod>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Gavin Newsom accused of funneling VICTIM MONEY to wife's NGO]]></image:caption>
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			<video:thumbnail_loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5744/preview.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc>
			<video:title><![CDATA[Gavin Newsom accused of funneling VICTIM MONEY to wife's NGO]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[Gavin Newsom allegedly created an NGO to take money meant for Pacific Palisades fire victims. He reportedly appointed his wife as the head of the organization, and after being caught, all evidence was supposedly deleted. It’s claimed that a nonprofit tied to his wife took some of the relief funds. Visiting the fire aid website shows $75 million distributed out of $100 million, including $700,000 for “critical information” for victims. Among the recipients is Cal Volunteers, which received a grant and lists Jennifer Newsom, Gavin Newsom’s wife, as its honorary chair.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>154</video:duration>

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			<video:view_count>1</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-03-30</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[News]]></video:category>
								</video:video>
	</url>
		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5743/when-you-finally-feel-confident-in-your-new-red-dress/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-08</lastmod>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[When you finally feel confident in your new red dress]]></image:caption>
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		<video:video>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[When you finally feel confident in your new red dress]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[I'm sorry, hold on a minute. This is confusing to everyone.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>13</video:duration>

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			<video:publication_date>2026-03-30</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[Culture]]></video:category>
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		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5742/aoc-accused-now-under-investigation/</loc>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[AOC accused, now under investigation]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[AOC accused, now under investigation]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[They’re all committing fraud! AOC has done it again, reportedly spending $19K of campaign funds on ketamine therapy. This comes after she was already caught using $50K of campaign money on a Bad Bunny concert, luxury hotels, and catering in Puerto Rico.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>198</video:duration>

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			<video:publication_date>2026-03-30</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[News]]></video:category>
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		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5741/he-said-there-s-too-many-white-people-in-trader-joe-s-so-he-can-t-go-in/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-08</lastmod>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[He said there's too many white people in Trader Joe's, so he can't go in]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[He said there's too many white people in Trader Joe's, so he can't go in]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[Things took a bizarre turn at Trader Joe’s when a white leftist with a nose ring sat in the parking lot, complaining that he couldn’t go inside because there were “too many white people” and it made him feel out of place.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>25</video:duration>

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			<video:publication_date>2026-03-30</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[Culture]]></video:category>
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		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5740/abc-news-fact-checks-lying-democrat-on-live-tv/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-08</lastmod>
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			<image:loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5740/preview.jpg</image:loc>
			<image:caption><![CDATA[ABC News fact checks LYING DEMOCRAT on Live TV]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[ABC News fact checks LYING DEMOCRAT on Live TV]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[ABC host: “ICE already has the money; you’re holding up the entirety of the DHS.” Sen. Chris Van Hollen: “That’s a false statement.” ABC: “You’re holding up the rest of DHS. That’s just a fact.&#34;]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>84</video:duration>

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			<video:publication_date>2026-03-30</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[News]]></video:category>
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		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5739/accused-of-causing-accident-then-turns-violent/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-08</lastmod>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Accused of causing accident, then turns violent]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[Accused of causing accident, then turns violent]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[A suspect crashed into a man’s car, refused to provide insurance, called her boyfriend to come and attack him, and then assaulted him multiple times.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>64</video:duration>

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			<video:view_count>2</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-03-30</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[Crazy]]></video:category>
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		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5738/gop-seeks-recount-after-suspect-caught-stealing-election-materials-in-close-race/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-08</lastmod>
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			<image:loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5738/preview.jpg</image:loc>
			<image:caption><![CDATA[GOP seeks recount after suspect caught stealing election materials in close race]]></image:caption>
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			<video:thumbnail_loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5738/preview.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc>
			<video:title><![CDATA[GOP seeks recount after suspect caught stealing election materials in close race]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[Republicans are calling for a recount in the Florida special election after a seat they once held flipped to the Democrats by about 800 votes, amid reports that a Democratic volunteer at an elections office was caught stealing election materials.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>27</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>0.0</video:rating>
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			<video:publication_date>2026-03-30</video:publication_date>
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		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5737/houston-man-pulls-a-machete-on-a-woman/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-08</lastmod>
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			<image:loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5737/preview.jpg</image:loc>
			<image:caption><![CDATA[Houston man pulls a machete on a woman]]></image:caption>
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			<video:thumbnail_loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5737/preview.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc>
			<video:title><![CDATA[Houston man pulls a machete on a woman]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[The Harris County District Attorney’s Office has officially accepted the charges, and Precinct 4 constables are actively searching for him. A Houston man reportedly pulled a machete on a woman, and the reason behind it is truly chilling.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>34</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>0.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>3</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-03-30</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[Crazy]]></video:category>
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		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5736/eric-swalwell-threatens-revenge-since-he-s-being-investigated/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-08</lastmod>
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			<image:loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5736/preview.jpg</image:loc>
			<image:caption><![CDATA[Eric Swalwell threatens REVENGE since he's being INVESTIGATED]]></image:caption>
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			<video:thumbnail_loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5736/preview.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc>
			<video:title><![CDATA[Eric Swalwell threatens REVENGE since he's being INVESTIGATED]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[Eric Swalwell, speaking on MSNBC, allegedly threatened FHFA Director Bill Pulte with retribution. Mike Davis claims this amounts to obstruction and suggests the Justice Department should add it to the ongoing investigation. If convicted, he could face 30 years in prison and hefty fines. Back in 2019, he stated, “No one’s above the law, including himself.”]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>90</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>0.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>4</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-03-30</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[News]]></video:category>
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	</url>
		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5735/reporter-bill-melugin-just-embarrassed-hakeem-jeffries-with-facts/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-08</lastmod>
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			<image:loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5735/preview.jpg</image:loc>
			<image:caption><![CDATA[Reporter Bill Melugin just EMBARRASSED Hakeem Jeffries with FACTS]]></image:caption>
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			<video:thumbnail_loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5735/preview.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc>
			<video:title><![CDATA[Reporter Bill Melugin just EMBARRASSED Hakeem Jeffries with FACTS]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[Fox News’ Bill Melugin just called out Hakeem Jeffries, directly pressing him on why, according to Nancy Pelosi, it was supposedly fine for Obama to bomb Libya without Congressional approval. Jeffries got flustered, and Bill backed it up with the facts.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>109</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>0.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>1</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-03-30</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[News]]></video:category>
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	</url>
		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5734/guy-dressed-like-a-woman-screaming-about-something-i-don-t-even-know/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-08</lastmod>
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			<image:loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5734/preview.jpg</image:loc>
			<image:caption><![CDATA[Guy dressed like a woman screaming about something. I don't even know]]></image:caption>
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			<video:thumbnail_loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5734/preview.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc>
			<video:title><![CDATA[Guy dressed like a woman screaming about something. I don't even know]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[Does anyone want to explain this?]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>17</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>0.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>2</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-03-30</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[Culture]]></video:category>
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		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5733/protester-makes-excuse-for-lack-of-diversity-at-no-kings/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-08</lastmod>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Protester makes excuse for lack of diversity at 'No Kings']]></image:caption>
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			<video:thumbnail_loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5733/preview.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc>
			<video:title><![CDATA[Protester makes excuse for lack of diversity at 'No Kings']]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[At a “No Kings” rally, a woman tried to explain the lack of diversity but ended up making it worse. She said Black people aren’t there because they’re “more likely to get arrested,” can’t afford lawyers, and don’t have IDs, so they should just stay away.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>83</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>0.0</video:rating>
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			<video:publication_date>2026-03-30</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[News]]></video:category>
								</video:video>
	</url>
		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5732/concealed-carry-saved-their-lives/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-08</lastmod>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Concealed carry saved their lives]]></image:caption>
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			<video:thumbnail_loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5732/preview.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc>
			<video:title><![CDATA[Concealed carry saved their lives]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[This is why concealed carry is such an important constitutional right. A pregnant woman in Texas was approached by an armed robber who pistol-whipped the man she was with. She shot the attacker multiple times, and the innocent walked away alive.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>46</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>0.0</video:rating>
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			<video:publication_date>2026-03-30</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[Crazy]]></video:category>
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		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5731/accused-of-stealing-then-got-yeeted-out-of-the-store/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-08</lastmod>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Accused of stealing, then got YEETED out of the store]]></image:caption>
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			<video:thumbnail_loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5731/preview.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc>
			<video:title><![CDATA[Accused of stealing, then got YEETED out of the store]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[All she had to do was not be a criminal]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>45</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>0.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>1</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-03-30</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[Crazy]]></video:category>
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		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5730/they-jumped-into-moving-car-then-crashed-it/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-08</lastmod>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[They jumped into moving car, then crashed it]]></image:caption>
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			<video:thumbnail_loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5730/preview.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc>
			<video:title><![CDATA[They jumped into moving car, then crashed it]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[What’s wrong with these people?]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>18</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>0.0</video:rating>
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			<video:publication_date>2026-03-30</video:publication_date>
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		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5729/people-were-bussed-in-to-the-no-kings-protest/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-08</lastmod>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[People were BUSSED in to the No Kings protest]]></image:caption>
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			<video:thumbnail_loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5729/preview.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc>
			<video:title><![CDATA[People were BUSSED in to the No Kings protest]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[Wow! Check out all those buses carrying people to the “No Kings” rally in LA. These protests seem like a well-funded, highly organized propaganda effort, not something that happened naturally. It’s easy to imagine millions being spent by leftists to make it happen.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>70</video:duration>

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			<video:publication_date>2026-03-30</video:publication_date>
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		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5728/chicago-bulls-waive-jaden-ivey-for-speaking-against-pride-month/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-08</lastmod>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Chicago Bulls waive Jaden Ivey for speaking against 'Pride Month']]></image:caption>
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			<video:thumbnail_loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5728/preview.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc>
			<video:title><![CDATA[Chicago Bulls waive Jaden Ivey for speaking against 'Pride Month']]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[According to ESPN, the Chicago Bulls are waiving Jaden Ivey after he criticized the NBA for promoting Pride Month and what he called unrighteousness. Ivey recently shared that he is alive in Christ. He expressed that Pride Month is unnecessary, stating that people don’t care about others’ private lives and that it doesn’t need to be advertised.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>95</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>0.0</video:rating>
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			<video:publication_date>2026-03-31</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[Culture]]></video:category>
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	</url>
		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5727/chappell-roan-could-be-the-worst-performer-we-ve-seen-in-years/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-08</lastmod>
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			<image:loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5727/preview.jpg</image:loc>
			<image:caption><![CDATA[Chappell Roan could be the worst performer we've seen in years]]></image:caption>
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			<video:thumbnail_loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5727/preview.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc>
			<video:title><![CDATA[Chappell Roan could be the worst performer we've seen in years]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[Chappell Roan stinks. Her music sucks and Pink Pony Club is probably the worst song we've had in the last ten years. Even worse than Blurred Lines.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>64</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>0.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>1</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-03-31</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[Culture]]></video:category>
								</video:video>
	</url>
		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5726/three-ladies-arrested-at-miami-airport-for-dumbest-reason-ever/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-08</lastmod>
		<changefreq>daily</changefreq>
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			<image:loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5726/preview.jpg</image:loc>
			<image:caption><![CDATA[Three ladies arrested at Miami Airport for DUMBEST REASON EVER]]></image:caption>
		</image:image>
		<video:video>
			<video:thumbnail_loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5726/preview.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc>
			<video:title><![CDATA[Three ladies arrested at Miami Airport for DUMBEST REASON EVER]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[Three women were pulled from a Frontier Airlines flight at Miami Airport after trying to board with an extra piece of luggage and refusing to pay for it Nafisa Dockery, 30, Dionjana Cochran, 21, and Davana Cochran, 26, were arrested at Miami International Airport.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Just another case of entitled people acting stupid and getting arrested for the dumbest reason ever. The airports have rules for a reason. Follow them or GTFO!]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>46</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>0.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>1</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-03-31</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[Crazy]]></video:category>
								</video:video>
	</url>
		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5725/judge-should-be-removed-suspect-accused-of-stealing-millions-gets-light-sentence/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-08</lastmod>
		<changefreq>daily</changefreq>
		<priority>0.8</priority>
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			<image:loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5725/preview.jpg</image:loc>
			<image:caption><![CDATA['Judge should be REMOVED' - suspect accused of stealing millions gets light sentence]]></image:caption>
		</image:image>
		<video:video>
			<video:thumbnail_loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5725/preview.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc>
			<video:title><![CDATA['Judge should be REMOVED' - suspect accused of stealing millions gets light sentence]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[Outrage is spreading after Minnesota Feeding Our Future fraudster Abdul Abubakar Ali was sentenced to just one year in prison. He’s accused of stealing millions in tax dollars and falsely claiming to have provided 1.3 million meals. The judge should be removed!]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>17</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>0.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>1</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-03-31</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[News]]></video:category>
								</video:video>
	</url>
		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5724/democrat-david-morales-wants-mural-for-iryna-zarutska-taken-down/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-08</lastmod>
		<changefreq>daily</changefreq>
		<priority>0.8</priority>
		<image:image>
			<image:loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5724/preview.jpg</image:loc>
			<image:caption><![CDATA[Democrat David Morales wants mural for Iryna Zarutska TAKEN DOWN]]></image:caption>
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		<video:video>
			<video:thumbnail_loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5724/preview.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc>
			<video:title><![CDATA[Democrat David Morales wants mural for Iryna Zarutska TAKEN DOWN]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[Rep. David Morales (D-RI) says the mural for Iryna Zarutska &#34;does not reflect our values&#34; - what are this guy's morals? Murder?]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>15</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>0.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>2</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-03-31</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[News]]></video:category>
								</video:video>
	</url>
		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5723/democrat-men-are-wearing-red-lipstick-to-protest-trump/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-08</lastmod>
		<changefreq>daily</changefreq>
		<priority>0.8</priority>
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			<image:loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5723/preview.jpg</image:loc>
			<image:caption><![CDATA[Democrat men are wearing red lipstick to protest Trump]]></image:caption>
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		<video:video>
			<video:thumbnail_loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5723/preview.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc>
			<video:title><![CDATA[Democrat men are wearing red lipstick to protest Trump]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[Democratic men are now wearing red lipstick to protest President Trump, with the call to action being, “Everyone put on red lipstick to show resistance against you-know-who.”]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>35</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>0.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>2</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-03-31</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[News]]></video:category>
								</video:video>
	</url>
		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5722/camden-county-deputy-christi-newman-almost-got-away-with-it-then-video-came-out/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-08</lastmod>
		<changefreq>daily</changefreq>
		<priority>0.8</priority>
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			<image:loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5722/preview.jpg</image:loc>
			<image:caption><![CDATA[Camden County Deputy Christi Newman almost got away with it, then video came out]]></image:caption>
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		<video:video>
			<video:thumbnail_loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5722/preview.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc>
			<video:title><![CDATA[Camden County Deputy Christi Newman almost got away with it, then video came out]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[Camden County Deputy Christi Newman nearly got away with it until video came out. After assaulting a handcuffed woman and falsifying her report, her department still named her “Deputy of the Month,” handing her an award while her victim was recovering from a concussion.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>134</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>0.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>2</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-03-31</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[News]]></video:category>
								</video:video>
	</url>
		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5721/fani-willis-allegedly-took-2-million-to-coordinate-in-anti-trump-lawfare/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-08</lastmod>
		<changefreq>daily</changefreq>
		<priority>0.8</priority>
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			<image:loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5721/preview.jpg</image:loc>
			<image:caption><![CDATA[Fani Willis allegedly took $2 million to coordinate in anti-Trump lawfare]]></image:caption>
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		<video:video>
			<video:thumbnail_loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5721/preview.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc>
			<video:title><![CDATA[Fani Willis allegedly took $2 million to coordinate in anti-Trump lawfare]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[A records request for 8,000 documents reveals that Fulton County District Attorney Fani Willis allegedly coordinated with the White House, the Department of Justice, and the Jan. 6 Committee in an effort to pursue legal action against President Trump. Reports claim she was paid $2 million for her actions.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>188</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>0.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>2</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-03-31</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[News]]></video:category>
								</video:video>
	</url>
		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5720/look-at-the-crowd-at-this-protest-advocating-for-criminals/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-08</lastmod>
		<changefreq>daily</changefreq>
		<priority>0.8</priority>
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			<image:loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5720/preview.jpg</image:loc>
			<image:caption><![CDATA[Look at the crowd at this protest advocating for criminals]]></image:caption>
		</image:image>
		<video:video>
			<video:thumbnail_loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5720/preview.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc>
			<video:title><![CDATA[Look at the crowd at this protest advocating for criminals]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[I’m so over liberal boomers protesting ICE for deporting illegal immigrants with criminal records. Imagine spending your final years caught up in that kind of nonsense.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>33</video:duration>

																				<video:content_loc>https://crankers.com/get_file/1/1bd7e8a49aa0b2d296e918bf2fc229a8/5000/5720/5720.mp4/</video:content_loc>
							
			<video:rating>0.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>1</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-03-31</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[News]]></video:category>
								</video:video>
	</url>
		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5719/trump-rally-vs-no-kings-you-can-t-even-compare-it/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-08</lastmod>
		<changefreq>daily</changefreq>
		<priority>0.8</priority>
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			<image:loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5719/preview.jpg</image:loc>
			<image:caption><![CDATA[Trump rally vs No Kings - you can't even compare it]]></image:caption>
		</image:image>
		<video:video>
			<video:thumbnail_loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5719/preview.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc>
			<video:title><![CDATA[Trump rally vs No Kings - you can't even compare it]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[A video highlights the stark contrast between a massive pro-Donald Trump rally in Washington, D.C., which the media reportedly ignored, and a much smaller anti-Trump &#34;No Kings&#34; protest in Chicago that received widespread national coverage.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>27</video:duration>

																				<video:content_loc>https://crankers.com/get_file/1/026bf563b0bae607c8579cfae55a22bb/5000/5719/5719.mp4/</video:content_loc>
							
			<video:rating>0.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>0</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-03-31</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[News]]></video:category>
								</video:video>
	</url>
		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5718/this-person-belongs-in-jail-for-a-very-long-time/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-08</lastmod>
		<changefreq>daily</changefreq>
		<priority>0.8</priority>
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			<image:loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5718/preview.jpg</image:loc>
			<image:caption><![CDATA[This person belongs in jail for a very long time]]></image:caption>
		</image:image>
		<video:video>
			<video:thumbnail_loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5718/preview.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc>
			<video:title><![CDATA[This person belongs in jail for a very long time]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[Steals from store. Breaks car window. Attacks stranger... it never ends.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>36</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>0.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>1</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-03-31</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[Crazy]]></video:category>
								</video:video>
	</url>
		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5717/doordash-driver-learned-his-fate-after-threatening-trump-supporters/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-08</lastmod>
		<changefreq>daily</changefreq>
		<priority>0.8</priority>
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			<image:loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5717/preview.jpg</image:loc>
			<image:caption><![CDATA[DoorDash driver learned his fate after threatening Trump supporters]]></image:caption>
		</image:image>
		<video:video>
			<video:thumbnail_loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5717/preview.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc>
			<video:title><![CDATA[DoorDash driver learned his fate after threatening Trump supporters]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[A leftist was suspended from DoorDash after posting a video claiming he’d ruin your food if you supported Trump, and is now begging for likes on social media.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>54</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>0.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>0</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-03-31</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[Wild]]></video:category>
								</video:video>
	</url>
		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5716/whole-squad-of-chick-fil-a-workers-fired-for-what-they-did-on-video/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-08</lastmod>
		<changefreq>daily</changefreq>
		<priority>0.8</priority>
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			<image:loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5716/preview.jpg</image:loc>
			<image:caption><![CDATA[Whole squad of Chick-fil-A workers FIRED for what they did on video]]></image:caption>
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		<video:video>
			<video:thumbnail_loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5716/preview.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc>
			<video:title><![CDATA[Whole squad of Chick-fil-A workers FIRED for what they did on video]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[A company founded on faith, discipline, and high standards took action to protect its reputation. Now it’s being accused of racism? Not everything is about race. In fact, most things are not about race. It’s about values, responsibility, and representing your workplace properly. This is what happens when you act foolishly and post inappropriate social media videos at work. Your employer doesn’t like it, and neither does anyone else.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>109</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>5.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>1</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-03-31</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[Culture]]></video:category>
								</video:video>
	</url>
		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5715/suspect-who-stabbed-a-pregnant-lady-is-repeat-offender-arrested-23-times-with-70-charges/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-08</lastmod>
		<changefreq>daily</changefreq>
		<priority>0.8</priority>
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			<image:loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5715/preview.jpg</image:loc>
			<image:caption><![CDATA[Suspect who STABBED A PREGNANT LADY is repeat offender arrested 23 times with 70+ charges]]></image:caption>
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		<video:video>
			<video:thumbnail_loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5715/preview.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc>
			<video:title><![CDATA[Suspect who STABBED A PREGNANT LADY is repeat offender arrested 23 times with 70+ charges]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[It turns out the woman who randomly stabbed a pregnant woman in a grocery store parking lot in Charlotte, NC, is a repeat offender who has been arrested an incredible 23 times with more than 70 charges.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>104</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>0.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>1</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-03-31</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[Crazy]]></video:category>
								</video:video>
	</url>
		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5714/woke-judge-releases-violent-thug-who-shot-up-ex-gf-s-house/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-08</lastmod>
		<changefreq>daily</changefreq>
		<priority>0.8</priority>
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			<image:loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5714/preview.jpg</image:loc>
			<image:caption><![CDATA[Woke judge releases violent thug who shot up ex gf's house]]></image:caption>
		</image:image>
		<video:video>
			<video:thumbnail_loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5714/preview.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc>
			<video:title><![CDATA[Woke judge releases violent thug who shot up ex gf's house]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[A violent thug shot up his ex-girlfriend’s house and was quickly released back onto the streets by a woke useless judge that should be removed from the stand.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>72</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>0.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>0</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-03-31</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[Crazy]]></video:category>
								</video:video>
	</url>
		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5713/family-demands-justice-after-daughter-was-attacked-by-mob-of-thugs-on-opening-day/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-08</lastmod>
		<changefreq>daily</changefreq>
		<priority>0.8</priority>
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			<image:loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5713/preview.jpg</image:loc>
			<image:caption><![CDATA[Family demands justice after daughter was attacked by mob of thugs on Opening Day]]></image:caption>
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		<video:video>
			<video:thumbnail_loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5713/preview.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc>
			<video:title><![CDATA[Family demands justice after daughter was attacked by mob of thugs on Opening Day]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[NEW from Unlimited Ls: Family demands justice after a group of &#34;teens&#34; attack and rob 13-year-old girl on Opening Day in Cincinnati Cellphone footage shows a girl lying on the ground while multiple teenage girls kick, punch, and pull her hair Her aunt said the assault could have been fatal...]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>24</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>0.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>0</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-03-31</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[Crazy]]></video:category>
								</video:video>
	</url>
		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5712/lady-stopped-by-tsa-knows-what-happens-next/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-08</lastmod>
		<changefreq>daily</changefreq>
		<priority>0.8</priority>
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			<image:loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5712/preview.jpg</image:loc>
			<image:caption><![CDATA[Lady stopped by TSA knows what happens next]]></image:caption>
		</image:image>
		<video:video>
			<video:thumbnail_loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5712/preview.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc>
			<video:title><![CDATA[Lady stopped by TSA knows what happens next]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[A woman was preparing to board her flight when TSA stopped her after detecting metal around her head. She laughed, knowing she’d have to remove her hat, but hesitated because she hadn’t done her hair that day.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>26</video:duration>

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		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5711/new-trend-shows-miserable-women-recording-themselves-sitting-during-national-anthem/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-08</lastmod>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[New trend shows miserable women recording themselves sitting during National Anthem]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[New trend shows miserable women recording themselves sitting during National Anthem]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[What's the point of doing this unless you're miserable at life?]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>22</video:duration>

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			<video:publication_date>2026-03-31</video:publication_date>
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		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5710/the-final-boss-of-the-no-kings-protest-has-a-message-for-you/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-08</lastmod>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[The final boss of the &#34;No Kings&#34; protest has a message for you]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[The final boss of the &#34;No Kings&#34; protest has a message for you]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[NEW from Unlimited L's: The final boss of the &#34;No Kings&#34; protest drops a nearly six‑minute rant complaining about &#34;brutal&#34; online comments and being called a welfare warrior &#34;THE MAGA-VERSE IS EATING MY A*S ALIVE...]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>342</video:duration>

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			<video:publication_date>2026-03-31</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[Culture]]></video:category>
								</video:video>
	</url>
		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5709/student-suspended-for-wearing-american-flag-t-shirt/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-08</lastmod>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Student suspended for wearing American Flag T-Shirt]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[Student suspended for wearing American Flag T-Shirt]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[A student was suspended from school for wearing a T-shirt with the American flag on it. This shows how far our nation has fallen. He was disciplined because someone might be offended by the flag of our country. There must be some real losers running that school.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>27</video:duration>

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			<video:publication_date>2026-03-31</video:publication_date>
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	</url>
		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5708/no-kings-activist-had-no-clue-what-they-were-protesting/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-08</lastmod>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA['No Kings' activist had NO CLUE what they were protesting]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA['No Kings' activist had NO CLUE what they were protesting]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[This was one of the most astonishing interviews I’ve ever seen. A mother-daughter duo at a South Carolina “No Kings” protest couldn’t explain to a reporter why they were there. Not a single clear reason, not one coherent sentence...]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>82</video:duration>

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		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5707/teen-sentenced-to-50-years-for-crime-involving-toddler-during-gang-initiation/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-08</lastmod>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Teen sentenced to 50+ years for crime involving toddler during gang initiation]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[Teen sentenced to 50+ years for crime involving toddler during gang initiation]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[New from Unlimited Ls: The &#34;teen&#34; who was convicted to more than 50 years for shooting a 5‑year‑old girl during a gang initiation drive‑by, having guns, drugs, and stealing cars is now seen flashing gang signs, smoking pot, and rapping while in prison Noah Ney was 16 when he was sentenced...]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>43</video:duration>

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			<video:view_count>1</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-03-31</video:publication_date>
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								</video:video>
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		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5706/rutherford-county-library-fires-woke-director-who-wouldn-t-remove-inappropriate-books-from-the-children-section/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-08</lastmod>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Rutherford County Library FIRES woke director who wouldn't remove inappropriate BOOKS from the children section]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[Rutherford County Library FIRES woke director who wouldn't remove inappropriate BOOKS from the children section]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[The Rutherford County Library in Tennessee voted 8-3 to fire library director Luanne James after she refused to relocate over 100 books, including LGBTQ and DEI titles, from the children’s section to the adult section. Supporters of James reacted loudly and behaved just as outrageously as expected. Sounds like a woke activist indoctrinating creep to me.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>130</video:duration>

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			<video:publication_date>2026-03-31</video:publication_date>
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	</url>
		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5705/desantis-signs-law-to-crush-the-woke-activist-judges/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-08</lastmod>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[DeSantis signs law to crush the woke activist judges]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[DeSantis signs law to crush the woke activist judges]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[Gov. Ron DeSantis just signed a massive new law BANNING judges from releasing serious criminals into the community while they await sentencing Missy's Law is named after a poor 5-year-old girl who got killed by a criminal WHILE he was awaiting sentencing. Because the radical judge RELEASED him. &#34;She's got this stepfather, big-time scumbag. He was convicted, first of all he was abusing Missy, she's like five years old, doing all that, really, really bad what was going on in the home. But then he gets convicted of trying to meet a 15-year-old for s*x!&#34; &#34;Prosecutors said, Judge, this is a dangerous individual, you need to revoke the bail, please revoke the bail. And she refused to do that. She put him out on bail, pending sentence.&#34; &#34;And what happened in between that decision and the time he was sentenced, he m*rdered Missy. Totally preventable, a miscarriage of justice, a dereliction of judicial duty.&#34; &#34;So what this bill does is it makes sure that these types of sexual offenses mean that a judge must remand the convicted defendant to custody.&#34;]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>148</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>5.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>1</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-03-31</video:publication_date>
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		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5704/she-wants-to-know-why-republicans-are-not-counter-protesting-no-kings/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-08</lastmod>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[She wants to know why Republicans are not counter-protesting No Kings]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[She wants to know why Republicans are not counter-protesting No Kings]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[She can't be serious, can she? Honey boo boo, it's because Republicans are at work.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>48</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>0.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>0</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-03-31</video:publication_date>
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		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5703/fbi-agents-might-have-eric-fang-fang-swalwell-in-the-crosshairs/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-08</lastmod>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[FBI agents might have Eric FANG FANG Swalwell in the crosshairs]]></image:caption>
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			<video:thumbnail_loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5703/preview.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc>
			<video:title><![CDATA[FBI agents might have Eric FANG FANG Swalwell in the crosshairs]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[Sources told ABC News that FBI agents will be working throughout the week and into the weekend to prepare the Eric Swalwell files for public release. California gubernatorial candidate Eric Swalwell was reportedly involved in a relationship with CCP spy Christine Fang, also known as Fang Fang.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>211</video:duration>

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			<video:view_count>0</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-03-31</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[News]]></video:category>
								</video:video>
	</url>
		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5702/nancy-pelosi-says-trump-and-republicans-may-rig-vote-counts/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-08</lastmod>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Nancy Pelosi says Trump and Republicans may rig vote counts]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[Nancy Pelosi says Trump and Republicans may rig vote counts]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[Nancy Pelosi claims that Trump and the Republicans might attempt to rig vote counts in the midterms, warning, “We have to be on guard… They may try to infiltrate the technology and create a false count.” Oh, Nancy, just go back to the stock market.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>58</video:duration>

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			<video:publication_date>2026-03-31</video:publication_date>
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	</url>
		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5701/some-creep-in-a-california-whole-foods-put-his-junk-on-some-chick-s-ear/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-08</lastmod>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Some CREEP in a California Whole Foods put his JUNK on some chick's EAR]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[Some CREEP in a California Whole Foods put his JUNK on some chick's EAR]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[A SCUMBAG was caught on camera inside a Southern California Whole Foods allegedly pulling down his pants and pressing his genitals against a woman’s ear. It’s absolutely outrageous, and hopefully they find this creep quickly and put him behind bars.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>47</video:duration>

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			<video:publication_date>2026-03-31</video:publication_date>
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		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5700/harris-county-judge-nathan-milliron-caught-berating-an-it-worker-who-was-helping-him/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-08</lastmod>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Harris County Judge Nathan Milliron CAUGHT berating an IT worker who was HELPING HIM]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[Harris County Judge Nathan Milliron CAUGHT berating an IT worker who was HELPING HIM]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[Judges are reacting after Harris County Judge Nathan Milliron went viral for scolding an IT worker who was trying to assist him. Milliron has been on the bench since January 2025. Several judges off-camera have spoken up, saying the IT staffer is always helpful to them and didn’t deserve to be treated that way.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>40</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>0.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>0</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-03-31</video:publication_date>
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		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5699/congrats-to-the-founder-of-transgender-day-of-visibility-rachel-crandall-crocker/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-08</lastmod>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Congrats to the founder of Transgender Day of Visibility, ‘Rachel’ Crandall-Crocker]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[Congrats to the founder of Transgender Day of Visibility, ‘Rachel’ Crandall-Crocker]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[Rachel Crandall-Crocker, the founder of Transgender Day of Visibility, created the event in 2009 to celebrate trans activists, noting that the only other day recognizing trans people was the Transgender Day of Remembrance. He also works as a psychotherapist.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;We don't care if you're transgender. Live your life however you want to, just don't force pronouns on people or invade the women's spaces and sports. Other than that, enjoy yourself however you want to. We are all cool with that, but have some respect for our boundaries too.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>220</video:duration>

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			<video:view_count>1</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-03-31</video:publication_date>
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	</url>
		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5698/this-is-who-the-boomer-liberals-get-paid-to-protest-for/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-08</lastmod>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[This is who the boomer liberals get paid to protest for]]></image:caption>
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			<video:thumbnail_loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5698/preview.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc>
			<video:title><![CDATA[This is who the boomer liberals get paid to protest for]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[A girl under 12 was kidnapped, strangled, and raped in Kentucky by an unvetted pedophile and undocumented immigrant who had been released into the U.S. The Democrats are to blame for their open border policies that allowed Jorge Luis Martinez Ulloa into America to commit this horrific crime. An ICE detainer has been confirmed.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>23</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>5.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>1</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-03-31</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[Culture]]></video:category>
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	</url>
		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5697/they-protested-trump-with-frogs-you-can-t-make-this-up/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-08</lastmod>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[They protested Trump with frogs. You can't make this up]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[They protested Trump with frogs. You can't make this up]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[This time the No Kings protest is going to be serious and force Trump to resign!]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>20</video:duration>

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			<video:publication_date>2026-03-31</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[News]]></video:category>
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		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5696/girls-in-the-club-showing-how-sexy-they-can-be/</loc>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Girls in the club showing how sexy they can be]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[Girls in the club showing how sexy they can be]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[What club is this?]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>29</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>5.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>1</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-03-31</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[Hot]]></video:category>
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	</url>
		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5695/she-had-a-great-comment-about-no-kings/</loc>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[She had a great comment about NO KINGS]]></image:caption>
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		<video:video>
			<video:thumbnail_loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5695/preview.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc>
			<video:title><![CDATA[She had a great comment about NO KINGS]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[The best take on No kings is right here.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>134</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>5.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>2</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-03-31</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[Culture]]></video:category>
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	</url>
		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5694/trump-had-no-problem-resharing-this-video/</loc>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Trump had no problem resharing this video]]></image:caption>
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			<video:thumbnail_loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5694/preview.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc>
			<video:title><![CDATA[Trump had no problem resharing this video]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[The video reached President Trump, and he just reposted it! This could be the start of saying goodbye to fake news.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>128</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>5.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>1</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-03-31</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[News]]></video:category>
								</video:video>
	</url>
		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5693/lionel-ritchie-trashes-rude-celebs-after-chappell-roan-fallout/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-08</lastmod>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Lionel Ritchie trashes rude celebs after Chappell Roan fallout]]></image:caption>
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		<video:video>
			<video:thumbnail_loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5693/preview.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc>
			<video:title><![CDATA[Lionel Ritchie trashes rude celebs after Chappell Roan fallout]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[Lionel Ritchie calls out celebrities who are stuck up slobs amid Chappell Roan being accused of being rude. Roan sucks anyway. Her music is garbage and Pink Pony Club is pretty much the dumbest song on the planet. “The universe gave you what you were asking for, now, what is it about people you don’t like? You want to be famous and rich without people? It doesn’t work like that.”]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>48</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>0.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>2</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-03-31</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[Wild]]></video:category>
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	</url>
		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5692/psycho-hoa-karen-ends-up-in-handcuffs/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-08</lastmod>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Psycho HOA KAREN ends up in handcuffs]]></image:caption>
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		<video:video>
			<video:thumbnail_loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5692/preview.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc>
			<video:title><![CDATA[Psycho HOA KAREN ends up in handcuffs]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[The ultimate HOA power trip ended with an arrest. A neighborhood HOA president was caught snooping inside a resident’s car over a parking dispute. When police showed up, she refused to back down, yelling that her “HOA bylaws” overruled actual law. They didn’t. She lost it and wound up in handcuffs. I’m a fan of women in handcuffs, just not this one.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>144</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>5.0</video:rating>
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			<video:publication_date>2026-03-31</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[Crazy]]></video:category>
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	</url>
		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5691/democrat-muslim-virginia-senator-wants-to-track-americans/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-08</lastmod>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Democrat Muslim Virginia Senator wants to track Americans]]></image:caption>
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		<video:video>
			<video:thumbnail_loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5691/preview.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc>
			<video:title><![CDATA[Democrat Muslim Virginia Senator wants to track Americans]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[A Democratic Muslim senator from Virginia has introduced a bill to classify Islamophobia as a hate crime and to create a database tracking Americans who show disrespect toward Islam. Unbelievable.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>65</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>5.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>2</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-03-31</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[News]]></video:category>
								</video:video>
	</url>
		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5690/who-wears-this-to-a-sports-event/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-08</lastmod>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Who wears this to a sports event?]]></image:caption>
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		<video:video>
			<video:thumbnail_loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5690/preview.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc>
			<video:title><![CDATA[Who wears this to a sports event?]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[Is she a cheerleader? Or just a hot fan?]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>17</video:duration>

																				<video:content_loc>https://crankers.com/get_file/1/e778239c4d223a28f7f9f387d8fdee0b/5000/5690/5690.mp4/</video:content_loc>
							
			<video:rating>5.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>1</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-03-31</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[Hot]]></video:category>
								</video:video>
	</url>
		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5689/warning-this-is-not-sydney-sweeney/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-08</lastmod>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Warning, this is not Sydney Sweeney]]></image:caption>
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		<video:video>
			<video:thumbnail_loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5689/preview.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc>
			<video:title><![CDATA[Warning, this is not Sydney Sweeney]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[Because she Makes Sydney look like a B Cup!]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>23</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>5.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>1</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-03-31</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[Hot]]></video:category>
								</video:video>
	</url>
		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5688/never-heard-of-khushi-kapoor-let-me-introduce-you/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-08</lastmod>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Never heard of Khushi Kapoor? Let me introduce you]]></image:caption>
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			<video:thumbnail_loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5688/preview.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc>
			<video:title><![CDATA[Never heard of Khushi Kapoor? Let me introduce you]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[Khushi Kapoor has your attention now, doesn't she!]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>23</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>5.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>1</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-03-31</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[Hot]]></video:category>
								</video:video>
	</url>
		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5687/not-all-selfie-videos-are-the-same/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-08</lastmod>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Not all selfie videos are the same]]></image:caption>
		</image:image>
		<video:video>
			<video:thumbnail_loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5687/preview.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc>
			<video:title><![CDATA[Not all selfie videos are the same]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[She has a lot to celebrate here!]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>14</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>5.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>2</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-03-31</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[Hot]]></video:category>
								</video:video>
	</url>
		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5686/is-she-all-natural-do-you-even-care/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-08</lastmod>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Is she all natural? Do you even care?]]></image:caption>
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			<video:thumbnail_loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5686/preview.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc>
			<video:title><![CDATA[Is she all natural? Do you even care?]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[Well, well, well. What do we have here?]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>12</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>5.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>1</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-03-31</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[Hot]]></video:category>
								</video:video>
	</url>
		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5685/rutgers-gymnastics-representing-new-jersey/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-08</lastmod>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Rutgers gymnastics representing New Jersey!]]></image:caption>
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		<video:video>
			<video:thumbnail_loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5685/preview.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc>
			<video:title><![CDATA[Rutgers gymnastics representing New Jersey!]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[I don't know how they pull this stuff off.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>32</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>0.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>0</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-03-31</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[Hot]]></video:category>
								</video:video>
	</url>
		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5684/wnba-stinks-but-this-women-s-sport-is-alright/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-08</lastmod>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[WNBA stinks, but this women's sport is alright]]></image:caption>
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			<video:thumbnail_loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5684/preview.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc>
			<video:title><![CDATA[WNBA stinks, but this women's sport is alright]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[I gotta start watching more female sports if they're gonna be like this.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>42</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>0.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>0</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-03-31</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[Hot]]></video:category>
								</video:video>
	</url>
		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5683/bro-hits-a-splif-chugs-a-beer-lights-himself-on-fire-and-flips-into-waterfall/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-08</lastmod>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Bro hits a splif, chugs a beer, lights himself on fire and flips into waterfall]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[Bro hits a splif, chugs a beer, lights himself on fire and flips into waterfall]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[Bro hits a splif, chugs a beer, lights himself on fire and flips into a waterfall.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>20</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>0.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>1</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-03-31</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[Crazy]]></video:category>
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	</url>
		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5682/i-drive-over-potholes-bc-democrats-spent-my-taxes-on-illegals/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-08</lastmod>
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			<image:loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5682/preview.jpg</image:loc>
			<image:caption><![CDATA[I drive over potholes bc Democrats spent my taxes on illegals]]></image:caption>
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			<video:thumbnail_loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5682/preview.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc>
			<video:title><![CDATA[I drive over potholes bc Democrats spent my taxes on illegals]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[She isn't wrong.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>6</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>0.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>2</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-03-31</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[Culture]]></video:category>
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	</url>
		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5681/americans-have-had-enough-of-radical-muslims/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-08</lastmod>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Americans have had enough of radical Muslims]]></image:caption>
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			<video:thumbnail_loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5681/preview.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc>
			<video:title><![CDATA[Americans have had enough of radical Muslims]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[This post has over 31,000 Likes in under 24 hours Americans have had enough of radical Muslims in their country.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>57</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>0.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>3</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-03-31</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[Culture]]></video:category>
								</video:video>
	</url>
		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5680/every-hot-chick-needs-a-one-piece-like-this/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-08</lastmod>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Every hot chick needs a one-piece like this]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[Every hot chick needs a one-piece like this]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[Oh yeah, right up in there.]]></video:description>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[gym videos getting sweaty]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>64</video:duration>

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		<url>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[we know what happens next]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[we know what happens next]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[They acting like this is innocent.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>105</video:duration>

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		<url>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[All eyes on the prize]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[All eyes on the prize]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[Who's the fight girl? Damn!]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>95</video:duration>

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		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5676/two-sweaty-girls-working-out-in-the-gym/</loc>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Two sweaty girls working out in the gym]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[Two sweaty girls working out in the gym]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[Girls staying in shape is a win.]]></video:description>
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	</url>
		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5675/does-it-fit-good-on-me/</loc>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Does it fit good on me?]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[Does it fit good on me?]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[That's how ya shake it.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>32</video:duration>

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							<video:category><![CDATA[Hot]]></video:category>
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	</url>
		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5674/i-love-america/</loc>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[I love America]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[I love America]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[Proud to be an American!]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>18</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>0.0</video:rating>
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							<video:category><![CDATA[Hot]]></video:category>
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	</url>
		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5673/venezuela-is-that-you/</loc>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Venezuela, is that you?]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[Venezuela, is that you?]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[These videos are all over Facebook.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>10</video:duration>

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								</video:video>
	</url>
		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5672/french-maid-outfit-not-bad/</loc>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[French Maid outfit, not bad!]]></image:caption>
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			<video:thumbnail_loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5672/preview.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc>
			<video:title><![CDATA[French Maid outfit, not bad!]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[When the maid shows up like this]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>13</video:duration>

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			<video:publication_date>2026-03-31</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[Hot]]></video:category>
								</video:video>
	</url>
		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5671/americans-ticked-off-after-minnesota-fraudster-gets-short-sentence/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-08</lastmod>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Americans TICKED OFF after Minnesota fraudster gets SHORT SENTENCE]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[Americans TICKED OFF after Minnesota fraudster gets SHORT SENTENCE]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[Outrage is growing after another Minnesota fraudster received a short prison sentence. Zamzam Jama was given just six months. She was part of a $5.6 million scheme involving her family and was directly responsible for about $500,000. DEPORT NOW!!!]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>73</video:duration>

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			<video:publication_date>2026-03-31</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[News]]></video:category>
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		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5670/boise-mayor-forced-to-remove-lgbtq-flag-after-law-passes/</loc>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Boise mayor forced to remove LGBTQ+ flag after law passes]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[Boise mayor forced to remove LGBTQ+ flag after law passes]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[Boise mayor forced to take city hall's LGBTQ+ flag down after law passes. There shouldn't be any flags like this in public anyway. No one cares who you sleep with. It doesn't need to be advertised.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>20</video:duration>

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			<video:publication_date>2026-03-31</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[News]]></video:category>
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		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5669/desantis-moves-to-impeach-radical-leftist-judge-who-released-a-thug-that-killed-a-child/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-08</lastmod>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[DeSantis moves to impeach radical leftist judge who released a thug that killed a child]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[DeSantis moves to impeach radical leftist judge who released a thug that killed a child]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[Governor Ron DeSantis is seeking to have a judge impeached after she released a known predator who later killed a 5-year-old girl. He is petitioning the State Legislature to remove Judge Tiffany Baker from her position. “Until you start holding these judges ACCOUNTABLE, they are going to continue to find ways to benefit the criminal element!”  &lt;div&gt;“This was an outrage. This was such an easy call to make sure that this guy was put behind bars, and this judge refused to do it!”&lt;/div&gt;]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>64</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>0.0</video:rating>
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			<video:publication_date>2026-03-31</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[News]]></video:category>
								</video:video>
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		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5668/rashida-tlaib-connected-to-terrorists-report/</loc>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Rashida Tlaib connected to TERRORISTS: report]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[Rashida Tlaib connected to TERRORISTS: report]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[A 19-page report raises national security concerns about Rashida Tlaib, alleging ties to terrorist groups. It claims she directed $550,000 in campaign funds to a consulting firm linked to Hamas. Providing financial support to terrorist organizations can lead to federal prison time.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>106</video:duration>

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			<video:publication_date>2026-03-31</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[News]]></video:category>
								</video:video>
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		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5667/should-america-withdraw-from-nato-if-they-re-being-useless/</loc>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Should America withdraw from NATO if they're being useless?]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[Should America withdraw from NATO if they're being useless?]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[If Europe won’t let us use the bases we fund and staff for their defense, we should shut them down and bring our troops home. If Russia attacks, we can decide later whether we feel like stepping in.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>28</video:duration>

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			<video:publication_date>2026-03-31</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[News]]></video:category>
								</video:video>
	</url>
		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5666/trump-uses-a-real-pen-to-sign-a-landmark-executive-order/</loc>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Trump uses a REAL PEN to sign a landmark Executive Order]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[Trump uses a REAL PEN to sign a landmark Executive Order]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[President Trump has signed a landmark executive order that cracks down on mass mail-in voting and reinforces citizenship requirements.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>45</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>0.0</video:rating>
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			<video:publication_date>2026-03-31</video:publication_date>
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		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5665/guess-who-ran-out-on-their-food-bill/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-08</lastmod>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Guess who ran out on their food bill?]]></image:caption>
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			<video:thumbnail_loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5665/preview.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc>
			<video:title><![CDATA[Guess who ran out on their food bill?]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[Two women skipped out on their bill after eating and drinking at Tasty Tails in Dallas. The small, family-owned restaurant is now seeking help to identify them. What a pair of inconsiderate freeloading slobs.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>30</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>0.0</video:rating>
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			<video:publication_date>2026-03-31</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[Wild]]></video:category>
								</video:video>
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		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5664/she-started-the-fight-then-found-out/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-08</lastmod>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[She started the fight, then FOUND OUT]]></image:caption>
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			<video:thumbnail_loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5664/preview.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc>
			<video:title><![CDATA[She started the fight, then FOUND OUT]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[What the heck was she thinking when she did that?]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>39</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>0.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>2</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-03-31</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[Crazy]]></video:category>
								</video:video>
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		<url>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Wait for it.... wait for it...]]></image:caption>
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		<video:video>
			<video:thumbnail_loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5663/preview.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc>
			<video:title><![CDATA[Wait for it.... wait for it...]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[I should not be laughing this hard.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>15</video:duration>

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			<video:publication_date>2026-03-31</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[Wild]]></video:category>
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		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5662/trump-makes-reporters-look-dumber-than-usual-after-clueless-question/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-08</lastmod>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Trump makes reporters look dumber than usual after clueless question]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[Trump makes reporters look dumber than usual after clueless question]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[Are these reporters just making things up now? Just listen to what they're saying and then check out Trump's response. It's epic. He makes them all look like clowns.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>60</video:duration>

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			<video:publication_date>2026-04-01</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[News]]></video:category>
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		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5661/atl-airport-spirit-airlines-turns-into-all-out-brawl/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-08</lastmod>
		<changefreq>daily</changefreq>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[ATL airport Spirit Airlines turns into all out brawl]]></image:caption>
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			<video:thumbnail_loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5661/preview.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc>
			<video:title><![CDATA[ATL airport Spirit Airlines turns into all out brawl]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[What the heck started this massive brawl at the ATL airport? Is it always Spirit Airlines people acting like this?]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>38</video:duration>

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			<video:publication_date>2026-04-01</video:publication_date>
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								</video:video>
	</url>
		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5660/shawana-denise-harris-got-5-years-in-jail-for-scheme-that-caused-mass-accidents/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-08</lastmod>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Shawana Denise Harris got 5 years in jail for scheme that caused mass accidents]]></image:caption>
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			<video:thumbnail_loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5660/preview.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc>
			<video:title><![CDATA[Shawana Denise Harris got 5 years in jail for scheme that caused mass accidents]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[While working at the California DMV, Shawana Denise Harris accepted about $277,000 in bribes to falsify records, altering information for at least 185 drivers. She was sentenced to five years for conspiracy to commit bribery, and police reported that 23 accidents were connected to the case.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>44</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>0.0</video:rating>
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			<video:publication_date>2026-04-01</video:publication_date>
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		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5659/muslim-uber-driver-rapes-woman-then-dad-tracks-phone-and-justice-ensues/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-08</lastmod>
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			<image:loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5659/preview.jpg</image:loc>
			<image:caption><![CDATA[Muslim Uber Driver rapes woman, then Dad tracks phone and justice ensues]]></image:caption>
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			<video:thumbnail_loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5659/preview.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc>
			<video:title><![CDATA[Muslim Uber Driver rapes woman, then Dad tracks phone and justice ensues]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[A 58-year-old Uber driver named Ahmed Ali allegedly pretended to drop off an intoxicated young woman, instead driving her to a secluded location where he assaulted her. Her father reportedly tracked her phone, located them, and confronted the driver with physical justice.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>106</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>5.0</video:rating>
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		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5658/cop-rides-bicycle-into-a-fist-fight-face-first-takes-them-both-on/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-08</lastmod>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Cop rides bicycle into a fist fight face first, takes them both on]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[Cop rides bicycle into a fist fight face first, takes them both on]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[Two women were fighting in the street when, out of nowhere, a police officer on a bicycle came and rammed into them! He kept grappling with the women in an effort to break up the fight. This guy definitely earned his raise.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>39</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>0.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>1</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-04-01</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[Crazy]]></video:category>
								</video:video>
	</url>
		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5657/democrats-made-statues-of-george-floyd-but-don-t-care-about-iryna/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-08</lastmod>
		<changefreq>daily</changefreq>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Democrats made statues of George Floyd, but don't care about Iryna]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[Democrats made statues of George Floyd, but don't care about Iryna]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[If Iryna’s case were like George Floyd’s, the damage across the country would be in the billions. Greg Gutfeld is calling out what he sees as the hypocrisy of racist Democrats. In an ideal world, every female politician would have marched for Iryna and demanded justice, but according to this view, Democrats don’t seem to care about women or common sense, focusing instead on illegal immigrants, addicts, and criminals.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>100</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>0.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>3</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-04-01</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[News]]></video:category>
								</video:video>
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		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5656/eric-swalwell-accused-of-sleeping-with-interns-making-them-sign-nda-s-to-keep-quiet/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-08</lastmod>
		<changefreq>daily</changefreq>
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			<image:loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5656/preview.jpg</image:loc>
			<image:caption><![CDATA[Eric Swalwell accused of sleeping with interns, making them sign NDA's to keep quiet]]></image:caption>
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			<video:thumbnail_loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5656/preview.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc>
			<video:title><![CDATA[Eric Swalwell accused of sleeping with interns, making them sign NDA's to keep quiet]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[Multiple women are allegedly accusing Eric Swalwell of trying to sleep with interns and young staffers, using NDAs to silence them, and constantly sliding into DMs as if it were his main occupation. According to one whistleblower, “He’s slept with so many… and they…”]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>106</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>5.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>3</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-04-01</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[News]]></video:category>
								</video:video>
	</url>
		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5655/entitled-tiktoker-loses-in-court-over-car-video/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-08</lastmod>
		<changefreq>daily</changefreq>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Entitled TikToker LOSES in court over CAR video]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[Entitled TikToker LOSES in court over CAR video]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[TikTok is the worst app with the dumbest people.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>49</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>0.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>2</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-04-01</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[Culture]]></video:category>
								</video:video>
	</url>
		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5654/rep-anna-paulina-luna-refers-criminal-fraudsters-to-cecot/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-08</lastmod>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Rep. Anna Paulina Luna refers CRIMINAL FRAUDSTERS to CECOT]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[Rep. Anna Paulina Luna refers CRIMINAL FRAUDSTERS to CECOT]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[Rep. Anna Paulina Luna says, &#34;Today I referred any and every criminal found guilty of fraud regarding Minnesota fraud scheme to be denaturalized and sent for detainment in El Salvador’s high security prison CECOT.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>54</video:duration>

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			<video:view_count>3</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-04-01</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[News]]></video:category>
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		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5653/she-wasted-250-000-on-a-pointless-degree-and-now-she-s-complaining/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-08</lastmod>
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			<image:loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5653/preview.jpg</image:loc>
			<image:caption><![CDATA[She wasted $250,000 on a pointless degree and now she's complaining]]></image:caption>
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			<video:thumbnail_loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5653/preview.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc>
			<video:title><![CDATA[She wasted $250,000 on a pointless degree and now she's complaining]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[“I spent $250,000 on a philosophy degree and I can’t find ANY work.” Well, it seems like she picked the wrong school and picked the wrong major. What the heck will a degree in philosophy get her? Nothing. And why would anyone pay that much for a degree? Just go to a state school for a quarter of that price. She was just stupid and now she will pay for it. I hope her parents at least tried to talk her out of this stupidity.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>27</video:duration>

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			<video:publication_date>2026-04-01</video:publication_date>
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		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5652/hopefully-prison-justice-takes-care-of-this-one/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-08</lastmod>
		<changefreq>daily</changefreq>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Hopefully prison justice takes care of this one]]></image:caption>
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			<video:thumbnail_loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5652/preview.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc>
			<video:title><![CDATA[Hopefully prison justice takes care of this one]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[No one should ever have to suffer through this and hopefully prison took care of this one.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>48</video:duration>

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			<video:publication_date>2026-04-01</video:publication_date>
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								</video:video>
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		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5651/who-is-the-woman-with-eric-swalwell-is-that-not-his-wife/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-08</lastmod>
		<changefreq>daily</changefreq>
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			<image:loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5651/preview.jpg</image:loc>
			<image:caption><![CDATA[Who is the woman with Eric Swalwell? Is that not his wife?]]></image:caption>
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			<video:thumbnail_loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5651/preview.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc>
			<video:title><![CDATA[Who is the woman with Eric Swalwell? Is that not his wife?]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[Eric Swalwell is married to Brittany Watts. Does this woman resemble his wife? It would be a shame for this video to circulate, as his wife likely wouldn’t appreciate seeing it. Did Swalwell use the $17 million in the Congressional Hush Fund to silence these women?]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>39</video:duration>

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			<video:view_count>0</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-04-01</video:publication_date>
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	</url>
		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5650/democrat-rep-shomari-figures-eats-crow-in-front-of-everyone-on-voter-id/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-08</lastmod>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Democrat Rep. Shomari Figures EATS CROW in front of everyone on VOTER ID]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[Democrat Rep. Shomari Figures EATS CROW in front of everyone on VOTER ID]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[Democrat Rep. Shomari Figures tries to fearmonger about voter ID and it backfires in front of everyone in the room.   FIGURES: “How many people in here do not have ID?”   *no one raises their hands*   FIGURES: “Everybody has ID…so I thought something a little bit different…”]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>30</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>0.0</video:rating>
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			<video:publication_date>2026-04-01</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[News]]></video:category>
								</video:video>
	</url>
		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5649/she-doesn-t-realize-what-she-just-did/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-08</lastmod>
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			<image:loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5649/preview.jpg</image:loc>
			<image:caption><![CDATA[She doesn't realize what she just did]]></image:caption>
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			<video:thumbnail_loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5649/preview.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc>
			<video:title><![CDATA[She doesn't realize what she just did]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[She has no idea, but that's OK because the man at the end of the video just let her know.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>18</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>0.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>5</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-04-01</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[Culture]]></video:category>
								</video:video>
	</url>
		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5648/democrat-rep-delia-ramirez-wants-to-melt-ice-and-give-your-tax-money-to-illegals/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-08</lastmod>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Democrat Rep. Delia Ramirez wants to &#34;MELT ICE&#34; and give your tax money to illegals]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[Democrat Rep. Delia Ramirez wants to &#34;MELT ICE&#34; and give your tax money to illegals]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[Democrat Rep. Delia Ramirez says her &#34;MELT ICE&#34; bill would defund ICE but redirect those funds to illegals. RAMIREZ: &#34;All that money...of ICE enforcement with your taxpayer dollars would get redirected.&#34;]]></video:description>
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			<video:description><![CDATA[Little boy just told CNN the funniest thing ever about the Artemis II launch: CNN: &#34;Why do you want to be here?... Why do you love being a part of history? Kid: &#34;We're going back to the f*cking moon, that's why!&#34; ???? https://t.co/olarncM5jA]]></video:description>
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			<video:description><![CDATA[An enraged father, Glenn Cromwell Jr., delivered his own form of justice outside a courtroom. Spotting Yousuf Azami, an Afghan immigrant facing charges of kidnapping, lewdness, and the rape of a 14-year-old girl, he knocked him out with a single brutal punch.]]></video:description>
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			<video:publication_date>2026-04-02</video:publication_date>
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		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5631/karoline-leavitt-scorches-activist-left-wing-hack-reporter/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-08</lastmod>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Karoline Leavitt SCORCHES activist left-wing HACK reporter]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[Karoline Leavitt SCORCHES activist left-wing HACK reporter]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[Karoline Leavitt ruined this reporter's life. &#34;REPORTER&#34;: The ICE agent k*lled her recklessly and unjustifiably! LEAVITT: &#34;You're a left-wing HACK, you're not a REPORTER!&#34; ???? &#34;You shouldn't even be sitting in that SEAT! You're pretending like you're a journalist, but you're a...&#34;]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>88</video:duration>

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			<video:view_count>3</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-04-02</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[News]]></video:category>
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		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5630/trump-torches-reporter-over-clueless-hakeem-jeffries/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-08</lastmod>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Trump torches reporter over Clueless Hakeem Jeffries]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[Trump torches reporter over Clueless Hakeem Jeffries]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[President Trump fired back in a major mic drop moment. REPORTER: Hakeem Jeffries called you a “wannabe king.” TRUMP: I call him a “low IQ” individual! He doesn’t even know what a tariff is!]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>45</video:duration>

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			<video:view_count>3</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-04-02</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[News]]></video:category>
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		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5629/28-democrats-wasted-tax-money-to-support-fraudster-tim-walz/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-08</lastmod>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[28 Democrats wasted tax money to support fraudster Tim Walz]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[28 Democrats wasted tax money to support fraudster Tim Walz]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[Twenty-eight Democratic members of Congress traveled to Minnesota to defend Tim Walz and the Somali fraud networks allegedly exploiting American taxpayers, while ICE works to address the situation. Check out this propaganda video featuring Pramila Jayapal praising Walz as if he were a hero.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>52</video:duration>

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			<video:view_count>3</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-04-02</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[News]]></video:category>
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		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5628/here-s-why-eric-swalwell-is-scared-of-the-fbi/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-08</lastmod>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Here's why Eric Swalwell is scared of the FBI]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[Here's why Eric Swalwell is scared of the FBI]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[Curious about what information Eric Swalwell doesn’t want the FBI to release? Here’s part of what’s been discussed. In 2023, Kevin McCarthy was asked why he removed Swalwell from the Intelligence Committee. McCarthy explained that the FBI had advised against placing Swalwell on the committee.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>48</video:duration>

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			<video:view_count>4</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-04-02</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[News]]></video:category>
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		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5627/middle-class-mom-shows-what-s-exactly-wrong-with-our-healthcare-system/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-08</lastmod>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Middle Class Mom shows what's exactly wrong with our healthcare system]]></image:caption>
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			<video:thumbnail_loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5627/preview.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc>
			<video:title><![CDATA[Middle Class Mom shows what's exactly wrong with our healthcare system]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[A mother earns $60,000 a year but still can’t afford her daughter’s medical procedure. Ironically, if she took a lower-paying job, she’d qualify for government assistance to cover it. To make matters worse, she’s from Denver, where it seems every migrant gets free benefits.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>28</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>0.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>5</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-04-02</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[Culture]]></video:category>
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	</url>
		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5626/when-you-pull-up-to-your-first-no-kings-protest/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-08</lastmod>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[When you pull up to your first No Kings protest]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[When you pull up to your first No Kings protest]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[Ahahahaha this was too funny. I was not expecting this from her.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>5</video:duration>

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			<video:view_count>4</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-04-02</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[News]]></video:category>
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		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5625/i-don-t-care-what-anyone-says-things-are-still-too-damn-expensive/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-08</lastmod>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[I don't care what anyone says, things are STILL TOO DAMN EXPENSIVE]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[I don't care what anyone says, things are STILL TOO DAMN EXPENSIVE]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[I don't care what anyone says about the economy or how many wins Trump has, no one can lie about this one thing. It's still too damn expensive in America.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>51</video:duration>

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			<video:view_count>4</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-04-02</video:publication_date>
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		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5624/trump-trashes-benz-driving-somali-fraudsters-to-millions-of-people/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-08</lastmod>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Trump trashes Benz-driving Somali fraudsters to millions of people]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[Trump trashes Benz-driving Somali fraudsters to millions of people]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[Trump said the easy part out loud: &#34;[Somalis] come here with NO MONEY, buy a Mercedes Benz!&#34; &#34;And Ilhan Omar, who married her BROTHER...she's a stone cold CROOK and everybody knows it!&#34; &#34;They come from Somalia, but they come from all over. They're all crooked...&#34;]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>130</video:duration>

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			<video:view_count>4</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-04-02</video:publication_date>
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		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5623/federal-charges-filed-time-for-gavin-newsom-to-panic/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-08</lastmod>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Federal charges filed, time for Gavin Newsom to panic]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[Federal charges filed, time for Gavin Newsom to panic]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[Federal charges have been brought over the alleged misuse of Governor Newsom’s homelessness funds in California. They just waste taxpayer money and don't fix or help with anything. Scumbags everywhere in California's politics.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>123</video:duration>

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			<video:view_count>1</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-04-02</video:publication_date>
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		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5622/ghetto-hoodlum-sets-fire-to-a-homeless-man-sleeping-in-the-stairwell/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-08</lastmod>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Ghetto hoodlum sets FIRE to a homeless man sleeping in the stairwell]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[Ghetto hoodlum sets FIRE to a homeless man sleeping in the stairwell]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[A ghetto thug set fire to a homeless man sleeping in a stairwell in Manhattan, New York. The victim succumbed to his injuries two weeks later.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>29</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>0.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>2</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-04-02</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[Crazy]]></video:category>
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	</url>
		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5621/first-time-seeing-a-fight-where-everyone-lost/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-08</lastmod>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[First time seeing a fight where everyone lost]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[First time seeing a fight where everyone lost]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[First time seeing a fight where everybody lost and I just can't stop laughing.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>8</video:duration>

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			<video:view_count>1</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-04-02</video:publication_date>
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	</url>
		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5620/did-pam-bondi-get-fired-for-tipping-off-eric-swalwell/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-08</lastmod>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Did Pam Bondi get fired for TIPPING OFF ERIC SWALWELL?]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[Did Pam Bondi get fired for TIPPING OFF ERIC SWALWELL?]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[According to the Daily Mail, Pam Bondi was fired partly because President Trump suspected she had tipped off Eric Swalwell. Trump reportedly thought Bondi had alerted Swalwell about the FBI’s plan to share investigative documents concerning his relationship with a Chinese spy.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>98</video:duration>

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			<video:view_count>2</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-04-02</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[News]]></video:category>
								</video:video>
	</url>
		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5619/dei-baltimore-mayor-cries-racism-when-he-s-caught-wasting-taxpayer-money-on-himself/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-08</lastmod>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[DEI Baltimore Mayor CRIES RACISM when he's caught wasting taxpayer money on himself]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[DEI Baltimore Mayor CRIES RACISM when he's caught wasting taxpayer money on himself]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[Baltimore Mayor Brandon Scott is facing heavy criticism for accusing a reporter of racism after being asked about his recent purchase of a $165,000 SUV with taxpayer money, reportedly the most expensive executive vehicle in Maryland.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>103</video:duration>

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			<video:publication_date>2026-04-02</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[News]]></video:category>
								</video:video>
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		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5618/judge-overturns-election-after-democrats-busted-ballot-stuffing/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-08</lastmod>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Judge overturns election after Democrats BUSTED ballot stuffing]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[Judge overturns election after Democrats BUSTED ballot stuffing]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[Judge overturns election after Democrats are caught ballot stuffing. Wow, what a surprise. Actually, not really. it’s exactly what we expected because Democrats are cheaters.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>273</video:duration>

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			<video:publication_date>2026-04-02</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[News]]></video:category>
								</video:video>
	</url>
		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5617/trump-announces-massive-tax-change/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-08</lastmod>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Trump announces massive tax change]]></image:caption>
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			<video:thumbnail_loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5617/preview.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc>
			<video:title><![CDATA[Trump announces massive tax change]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[Trump has announced what he describes as the largest tax relief plan in U.S. history, set to roll out next month. He says American families could keep an additional $11,000 to $20,000 in their annual income, with the impact expected to be felt very soon.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>42</video:duration>

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			<video:publication_date>2026-04-02</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[News]]></video:category>
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		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5616/this-is-why-you-don-t-drink-and-golf/</loc>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[This is why you don't drink and golf]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[This is why you don't drink and golf]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[Watch them drive the golf carts in the worst, but funniest way ever.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>10</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>5.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>1</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-04-03</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[Culture]]></video:category>
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		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5615/fenway-park-booed-leftist-mayor-michelle-wu-at-red-sox-opening-day/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-08</lastmod>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Fenway Park BOOED leftist Mayor Michelle Wu at Red Sox opening day]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[Fenway Park BOOED leftist Mayor Michelle Wu at Red Sox opening day]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[At Red Sox opening day, Fenway Park erupted in boos for Mayor Michelle Wu and Governor Healey. With 37,000 fans in attendance, the crowd sent a loud message that they don’t want these woke leftist Democrats in office.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>17</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>5.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>2</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-04-03</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[News]]></video:category>
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		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5614/ad-for-nj-congressional-candidate-has-no-english-in-it/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-08</lastmod>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Ad for NJ congressional candidate has NO ENGLISH in it]]></image:caption>
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			<video:thumbnail_loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5614/preview.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc>
			<video:title><![CDATA[Ad for NJ congressional candidate has NO ENGLISH in it]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[An ad for a congressional candidate in New Jersey with not a single word in English. What is going on here? Total garbage. This is America, go somewhere else with that nonsense.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>25</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>0.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>1</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-04-03</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[News]]></video:category>
								</video:video>
	</url>
		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5613/failing-gov-candidate-james-fishback-looks-even-dumber-on-piers-morgan/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-08</lastmod>
		<changefreq>daily</changefreq>
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			<image:loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5613/preview.jpg</image:loc>
			<image:caption><![CDATA[Failing Gov candidate James Fishback looks even dumber on Piers Morgan]]></image:caption>
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		<video:video>
			<video:thumbnail_loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5613/preview.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc>
			<video:title><![CDATA[Failing Gov candidate James Fishback looks even dumber on Piers Morgan]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[Florida Governor candidate James Fishback looks like a complete moron as he speaks with Sophie Rain on the Piers Morgan show. Fishback wants to tax women 50% for a SIN TAX. Weather you like their content or not, a 50% tax on anything is criminal and no one with a sane mind should ever support something so stupid.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>223</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>0.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>4</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-04-03</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[News]]></video:category>
								</video:video>
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		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5612/woke-ob-gyn-busted-harassing-ice-agents-faces-massive-backlash/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-08</lastmod>
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			<image:loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5612/preview.jpg</image:loc>
			<image:caption><![CDATA[Woke OB‑GYN busted harassing ICE agents, faces massive backlash]]></image:caption>
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		<video:video>
			<video:thumbnail_loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5612/preview.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc>
			<video:title><![CDATA[Woke OB‑GYN busted harassing ICE agents, faces massive backlash]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[Dr. Jennifer Lincoln, an OB‑GYN, is under fire for behaving unprofessionally toward ICE agents. At an airport, she reportedly approached two agents and harassed them.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>27</video:duration>

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			<video:publication_date>2026-04-03</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[News]]></video:category>
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		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5611/antifa-squad-busted-on-terrorism-charges/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-08</lastmod>
		<changefreq>daily</changefreq>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Antifa squad busted on TERRORISM charges]]></image:caption>
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			<video:thumbnail_loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5611/preview.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc>
			<video:title><![CDATA[Antifa squad busted on TERRORISM charges]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[All nine members of an Antifa group in Texas have been found guilty of terrorism charges filed by the DOJ.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>119</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>5.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>0</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-04-03</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[News]]></video:category>
								</video:video>
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		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5610/pregnant-hooker-with-an-ankle-monitor-was-not-on-my-radar-today/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-08</lastmod>
		<changefreq>daily</changefreq>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Pregnant hooker with an ankle monitor was not on my radar today]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[Pregnant hooker with an ankle monitor was not on my radar today]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[An alleged hooker is going viral after being seen working while pregnant and wearing an ankle monitor.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>34</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>0.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>1</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-04-03</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[Crazy]]></video:category>
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	</url>
		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5609/if-someone-made-a-gender-horror-movie-they-would-be-in-it/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-08</lastmod>
		<changefreq>daily</changefreq>
		<priority>0.8</priority>
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			<image:loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5609/preview.jpg</image:loc>
			<image:caption><![CDATA[If someone made a gender horror movie, they would be in it]]></image:caption>
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			<video:thumbnail_loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5609/preview.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc>
			<video:title><![CDATA[If someone made a gender horror movie, they would be in it]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[Seriously, what is even going on here? And where did that other one come from.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>23</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>0.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>0</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-04-03</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[Crazy]]></video:category>
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		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5608/just-going-for-a-ride-on-the-bike/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-08</lastmod>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Just going for a ride on the bike]]></image:caption>
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			<video:thumbnail_loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5608/preview.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc>
			<video:title><![CDATA[Just going for a ride on the bike]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[Who wants to give her a little push to get on the bike?]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>29</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>0.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>1</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-04-03</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[Hot]]></video:category>
								</video:video>
	</url>
		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5607/gavin-newsom-s-wife-is-100x-s-worse-than-anyone-expected/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-08</lastmod>
		<changefreq>daily</changefreq>
		<priority>0.8</priority>
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			<image:loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5607/preview.jpg</image:loc>
			<image:caption><![CDATA[Gavin Newsom’s wife is 100x's worse than anyone expected]]></image:caption>
		</image:image>
		<video:video>
			<video:thumbnail_loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5607/preview.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc>
			<video:title><![CDATA[Gavin Newsom’s wife is 100x's worse than anyone expected]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[DISGUSTING: Gavin Newsom’s wife shared her approach to raising their son, saying, “I’ve given our boys dolls… and if I’m reading a book where the protagonist is male, I just change ‘he’ to ‘she.’”]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>68</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>0.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>1</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-04-03</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[News]]></video:category>
								</video:video>
	</url>
		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5606/pedo-roblox-programmer-arrested-in-new-orleans/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-08</lastmod>
		<changefreq>daily</changefreq>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[PEDO Roblox programmer arrested in New Orleans]]></image:caption>
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			<video:thumbnail_loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5606/preview.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc>
			<video:title><![CDATA[PEDO Roblox programmer arrested in New Orleans]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[Shocking news from New Orleans: a Roblox programmer has been arrested for possessing child sexual abuse material and importing a child sex doll, and is now facing 195 additional charges involving the sexual abuse of animals.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>26</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>0.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>0</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-04-03</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[Crazy]]></video:category>
								</video:video>
	</url>
		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5605/here-s-a-look-at-artemis-ii-rocket-launch-to-the-moon/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-08</lastmod>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Here's a look at Artemis II rocket launch to the moon]]></image:caption>
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			<video:thumbnail_loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5605/preview.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc>
			<video:title><![CDATA[Here's a look at Artemis II rocket launch to the moon]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[She got to see the Artemis II rocket launch to the moon! I guess this is a view everyone would be OK with!]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>18</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>5.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>2</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-04-03</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[Hot]]></video:category>
								</video:video>
	</url>
		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5604/really-lady-sticking-your-face-in-the-food/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-08</lastmod>
		<changefreq>daily</changefreq>
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			<image:loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5604/preview.jpg</image:loc>
			<image:caption><![CDATA[Really lady, sticking your face IN THE FOOD?]]></image:caption>
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		<video:video>
			<video:thumbnail_loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5604/preview.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc>
			<video:title><![CDATA[Really lady, sticking your face IN THE FOOD?]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[What kind of person does this? Now no one else will want any.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>10</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>0.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>13</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-04-03</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[Culture]]></video:category>
								</video:video>
	</url>
		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5603/actress-laura-benanti-whines-like-a-crybaby-when-no-one-recognizes-her/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-08</lastmod>
		<changefreq>daily</changefreq>
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			<image:loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5603/preview.jpg</image:loc>
			<image:caption><![CDATA[Actress Laura Benanti whines like a crybaby when no one recognizes her]]></image:caption>
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		<video:video>
			<video:thumbnail_loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5603/preview.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc>
			<video:title><![CDATA[Actress Laura Benanti whines like a crybaby when no one recognizes her]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[Actress Laura Benanti had her ego slightly bruised while boarding a plane after encountering a group of teenagers from a theater program who didn’t recognize her. She joked in her caption, “I guess they weren’t alive to watch The Tonys in 2008.” Yeah lady, no one knows who you are and no one gives a rat's butt who you are. You ain't special, honey.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>40</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>0.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>0</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-04-03</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[Wild]]></video:category>
								</video:video>
	</url>
		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5602/rotten-hoodrat-suckers-innocent-woman-then-gets-stomped-by-four-firemen/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-08</lastmod>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Rotten hoodrat suckers innocent woman, then gets STOMPED by FOUR FIREMEN]]></image:caption>
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			<video:thumbnail_loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5602/preview.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc>
			<video:title><![CDATA[Rotten hoodrat suckers innocent woman, then gets STOMPED by FOUR FIREMEN]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[FAFO! A random woman gets sucker-punched out of nowhere, and the thug thought he could just ride off. Wrong! After watching the clip, it’s hard not to think that justice alone isn’t always enough. sometimes a bit of street justice feels necessary!]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>22</video:duration>

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			<video:view_count>0</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-04-03</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[Crazy]]></video:category>
								</video:video>
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		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5601/broke-democrat-rep-lamonica-mciver-begging-for-money/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-08</lastmod>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[BROKE Democrat Rep. LaMonica McIver begging for money]]></image:caption>
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			<video:thumbnail_loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5601/preview.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc>
			<video:title><![CDATA[BROKE Democrat Rep. LaMonica McIver begging for money]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[Democrat Rep. LaMonica McIver begs her voters for money to help with her legal case after assaulting an ICE agent: “We need more resources fighting this case…the case is extremely expensive.&#34; It must suck to be a broke b*tch who thinks she's above the law.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>48</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>5.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>2</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-04-03</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[News]]></video:category>
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		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5600/fishing-pond-karen-knocks-herself-out/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-08</lastmod>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Fishing Pond Karen knocks herself out]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[Fishing Pond Karen knocks herself out]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[Karen wasn’t happy about the kids fishing in a public pond, so she chased them and snapped one of their fishing rods. In the process, she fell and took herself out. She eventually ended up in jail, right where she belonged.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>10</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>0.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>0</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-04-03</video:publication_date>
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								</video:video>
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		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5599/if-your-prek-teacher-looks-like-this-then-run/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-08</lastmod>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[If your preK teacher looks like this, THEN RUN]]></image:caption>
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		<video:video>
			<video:thumbnail_loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5599/preview.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc>
			<video:title><![CDATA[If your preK teacher looks like this, THEN RUN]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[Another scumbag pedophile has been busted. This one took place in New Jersey. Seriously, if you drop your kids off and there's a guy working there who looks anything like this, then run asap. No guys want this job. It's not even a certified teacher position, the dude is a pervert and we're glad he's arrested.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>47</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>0.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>1</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-04-03</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[Crazy]]></video:category>
								</video:video>
	</url>
		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5598/dog-abuser-gets-yanked-on-a-collar-for-revenge/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-08</lastmod>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Dog abuser gets YANKED on a collar for revenge]]></image:caption>
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		<video:video>
			<video:thumbnail_loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5598/preview.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc>
			<video:title><![CDATA[Dog abuser gets YANKED on a collar for revenge]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[A dog abuser is jerked back and forth by a collar, getting yanked hard.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>44</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>0.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>2</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-04-03</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[Crazy]]></video:category>
								</video:video>
	</url>
		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5597/tesla-driver-left-with-brain-bleed-after-helping-someone-on-florida-highway/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-08</lastmod>
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			<image:loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5597/preview.jpg</image:loc>
			<image:caption><![CDATA[Tesla driver left with brain bleed after helping someone on Florida highway]]></image:caption>
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		<video:video>
			<video:thumbnail_loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5597/preview.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc>
			<video:title><![CDATA[Tesla driver left with brain bleed after helping someone on Florida highway]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[Tesla driver left with a brain bleed and broken ribs after being viciously beaten by a man he stopped to help on a Florida highway. Hans Hamilton driving north on the 429 Expressway near Walt Disney World when he saw a white Lexus crash into a guardrail. Daniel Coman, 44, suddenly jumped on Hamilton’s Tesla and smashed the windshield. Footage obtained by News 6 shows Coman attacking Hamilton on the ground, repeatedly striking his head and body for over 30 seconds. Hamilton managed to free himself and struck Coman in the throat to stop the assault. A deputy from the Orange County Sheriff’s Office arrived, and Coman immediately tried to fight the officer. Credit: @unlimited_ls]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>120</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>0.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>1</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-04-03</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[Crazy]]></video:category>
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		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5596/slop-mayor-jacob-frey-pledged-1-million-tax-dollars-to-help-illegals/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-08</lastmod>
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			<image:loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5596/preview.jpg</image:loc>
			<image:caption><![CDATA[SLOP Mayor Jacob Frey pledged $1 million tax dollars to help illegals]]></image:caption>
		</image:image>
		<video:video>
			<video:thumbnail_loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5596/preview.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc>
			<video:title><![CDATA[SLOP Mayor Jacob Frey pledged $1 million tax dollars to help illegals]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[Minneapolis Mayor Jacob Frey pledged $1 million dollars to help illegals impacted by ICE raids pay rent. The Minneapolis City Council then increased that figure and approved $2.8 million in additional rental assistance to help illegals. $7 million is also being given to help small businesses impacted by the ICE raids. Your tax dollars are going to pay the rent of illegals while you’re struggling to pay your own rent and can’t afford a home. Credit @WallStreetApes]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>66</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>0.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>5</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-04-03</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[News]]></video:category>
								</video:video>
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		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5595/secret-service-treats-feminist-with-gender-equality/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-08</lastmod>
		<changefreq>daily</changefreq>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Secret service treats feminist with gender equality]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[Secret service treats feminist with gender equality]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[The secret service treats the feminist with gender equality, but I’m pretty sure he has the upper hand here. She tried to stand up to the law, but the law won.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>73</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>5.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>4</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-04-03</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[Crazy]]></video:category>
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		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5594/elite-las-vegas-private-school-eighth-graders-caught-raping-male-classmate/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-08</lastmod>
		<changefreq>daily</changefreq>
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			<image:loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5594/preview.jpg</image:loc>
			<image:caption><![CDATA[Elite Las Vegas private school eighth graders caught raping MALE classmate]]></image:caption>
		</image:image>
		<video:video>
			<video:thumbnail_loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5594/preview.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc>
			<video:title><![CDATA[Elite Las Vegas private school eighth graders caught raping MALE classmate]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[Elite Las Vegas private school eighth graders caught on video brutally R*ping a male classmate on a field trip and pinning him down, using a flute + objects, punching him, and threatening to cut off his penis. Class president &amp; golf champ Vaughn Griffith (15) filmed the whole thing on Snapchat and is now charged as adult. Second teen just certified as adult too. Credit to @SeeRacists]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>80</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>0.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>0</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-04-03</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[Crazy]]></video:category>
								</video:video>
	</url>
		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5593/she-threatens-to-beat-up-anyone-talking-trash-about-her-eyes/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-08</lastmod>
		<changefreq>daily</changefreq>
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			<image:loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5593/preview.jpg</image:loc>
			<image:caption><![CDATA[She threatens to beat up anyone talking trash about her eyes]]></image:caption>
		</image:image>
		<video:video>
			<video:thumbnail_loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5593/preview.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc>
			<video:title><![CDATA[She threatens to beat up anyone talking trash about her eyes]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[First of all, she can't even see straight, so she's not beating up anyone but herself.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>21</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>0.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>4</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-04-03</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[Culture]]></video:category>
								</video:video>
	</url>
		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5592/all-charges-dropped-against-david-daleiden-for-exposing-planned-parenthood-s-baby-body-parts-trafficking-ring/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-08</lastmod>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[ALL charges dropped against David Daleiden for exposing Planned Parenthood's baby body parts trafficking ring]]></image:caption>
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			<video:thumbnail_loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5592/preview.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc>
			<video:title><![CDATA[ALL charges dropped against David Daleiden for exposing Planned Parenthood's baby body parts trafficking ring]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[All charges have been dismissed against David Daleiden, who claimed to have uncovered Planned Parenthood’s trafficking of fetal body parts. His undercover videos allegedly depicted abortion providers selling these parts and joking about using the profits to buy a Lamborghini, saying, “I want to buy a Lamborghini...”]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>19</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>0.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>3</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-04-03</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[Culture]]></video:category>
								</video:video>
	</url>
		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5591/catherine-herridge-drops-bombshell-on-army-chief-of-staff/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-08</lastmod>
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			<image:loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5591/preview.jpg</image:loc>
			<image:caption><![CDATA[Catherine Herridge drops BOMBSHELL on Army Chief of Staff]]></image:caption>
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		<video:video>
			<video:thumbnail_loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5591/preview.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc>
			<video:title><![CDATA[Catherine Herridge drops BOMBSHELL on Army Chief of Staff]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[The Secretary of War has requested that Gen. Randy George, the Army Chief of Staff, resign. A soldier injured by the COVID vaccine claims Gen. George ignored her case until an investigation uncovered military records connecting her three heart attacks to the mRNA vaccine.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>75</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>5.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>3</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-04-03</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[News]]></video:category>
								</video:video>
	</url>
		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5590/two-guys-dressed-to-impress/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-08</lastmod>
		<changefreq>daily</changefreq>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Two guys dressed to impress]]></image:caption>
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			<video:thumbnail_loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5590/preview.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc>
			<video:title><![CDATA[Two guys dressed to impress]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[No seriously, guys, you're killing it. No woman could ever look this good LOL]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>61</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>0.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>4</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-04-03</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[Culture]]></video:category>
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	</url>
		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5589/another-random-pit-bull-attack/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-08</lastmod>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Another random pit bull attack]]></image:caption>
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			<video:thumbnail_loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5589/preview.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc>
			<video:title><![CDATA[Another random pit bull attack]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[This is the one dog that I think should be eliminated from the planet. We do not need this.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>67</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>0.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>4</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-04-03</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[Crazy]]></video:category>
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	</url>
		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5588/ayanna-pressley-says-evictions-are-an-act-of-violence/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-08</lastmod>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Ayanna Pressley says evictions are an act of violence]]></image:caption>
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			<video:thumbnail_loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5588/preview.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc>
			<video:title><![CDATA[Ayanna Pressley says evictions are an act of violence]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[Ayanna Pressley is dumber than we thought. Housing is a human right and evictions are an act of policy violence. My HELP Act would give a lifeline to families facing eviction and vital resources during this time of crisis.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>52</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>0.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>3</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-04-04</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[News]]></video:category>
								</video:video>
	</url>
		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5587/desantis-pushes-impeachment-on-judge-who-released-child-murderer/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-08</lastmod>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[DeSantis pushes impeachment on Judge who released child murderer]]></image:caption>
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		<video:video>
			<video:thumbnail_loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5587/preview.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc>
			<video:title><![CDATA[DeSantis pushes impeachment on Judge who released child murderer]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[Tensions are rising after Gov. Ron DeSantis called on the Florida Legislature to impeach Judge Tiffany Baker, a left-leaning judge who released a known predator who later killed his 5-year-old stepdaughter.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>93</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>0.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>4</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-04-04</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[News]]></video:category>
								</video:video>
	</url>
		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5586/woke-superintendent-thinks-saying-you-re-a-man-is-derogatory-language/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-08</lastmod>
		<changefreq>daily</changefreq>
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			<image:loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5586/preview.jpg</image:loc>
			<image:caption><![CDATA[Woke Superintendent thinks saying &#34;you're a man&#34; is derogatory language]]></image:caption>
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		<video:video>
			<video:thumbnail_loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5586/preview.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc>
			<video:title><![CDATA[Woke Superintendent thinks saying &#34;you're a man&#34; is derogatory language]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[The Washington State Superintendent said this high school girl used &#34;derogatory language&#34; for saying &#34;you're a man.&#34; Sounds like this superintendent is a complete dumbass.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>164</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>0.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>5</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-04-04</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[Culture]]></video:category>
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	</url>
		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5585/karen-acts-up-and-gets-the-taser/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-08</lastmod>
		<changefreq>daily</changefreq>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Karen acts up and gets the TASER]]></image:caption>
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		<video:video>
			<video:thumbnail_loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5585/preview.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc>
			<video:title><![CDATA[Karen acts up and gets the TASER]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[Karen gets tased for charging at an officer. Sounds like a bad idea.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>14</video:duration>

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			<video:view_count>4</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-04-04</video:publication_date>
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	</url>
		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5584/gavin-newsom-s-wife-lies-about-trump-and-pam-bondi/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-08</lastmod>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Gavin Newsom’s wife lies about Trump and Pam Bondi]]></image:caption>
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		<video:video>
			<video:thumbnail_loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5584/preview.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc>
			<video:title><![CDATA[Gavin Newsom’s wife lies about Trump and Pam Bondi]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[Gavin Newsom’s wife shared her thoughts on the patriarchy in response to Pam Bondi and Kristi Noem being “pushed out,” saying it’s no surprise to her that the first two prominent people removed from this administration were women. This sounds like nonsense, and she’s clearly not being honest.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>102</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>0.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>4</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-04-04</video:publication_date>
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	</url>
		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5583/trump-hater-said-she-ll-take-the-fattest-sh-t-over-his-grave/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-08</lastmod>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Trump-hater said she'll &#34;take the fattest sh*t over his grave&#34;]]></image:caption>
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			<video:thumbnail_loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5583/preview.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc>
			<video:title><![CDATA[Trump-hater said she'll &#34;take the fattest sh*t over his grave&#34;]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[This shows the radical left’s depravity, with a woman openly expressing her intense dislike for President Donald Trump. She even says she wants to “take the fattest s#!t and hover over his grave when he dies.”]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>10</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>0.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>4</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-04-04</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[Culture]]></video:category>
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	</url>
		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5582/12-year-old-arrested-for-murder/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-08</lastmod>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[12-year-old arrested for murder]]></image:caption>
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		<video:video>
			<video:thumbnail_loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5582/preview.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc>
			<video:title><![CDATA[12-year-old arrested for murder]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[A 12-year-old has been arrested for murder, and the LA school district is now facing a massive wrongful death lawsuit. Khimberly Zavaleta, just 12 years old, lost her life while bravely stepping in to protect her older sister from a group of violent bullies.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>32</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>0.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>4</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-04-04</video:publication_date>
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	</url>
		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5581/on-what-planet-was-this-a-good-idea/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-08</lastmod>
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			<image:loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5581/preview.jpg</image:loc>
			<image:caption><![CDATA[On what planet was this a good idea?]]></image:caption>
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		<video:video>
			<video:thumbnail_loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5581/preview.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc>
			<video:title><![CDATA[On what planet was this a good idea?]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[Anyone who takes part in something like this should lose their job. It’s just not okay.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>16</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>0.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>5</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-04-04</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[Culture]]></video:category>
								</video:video>
	</url>
		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5580/face-full-of-fakeness-and-she-says-that/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-08</lastmod>
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			<image:loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5580/preview.jpg</image:loc>
			<image:caption><![CDATA[Face full of fakeness and she says that?]]></image:caption>
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		<video:video>
			<video:thumbnail_loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5580/preview.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc>
			<video:title><![CDATA[Face full of fakeness and she says that?]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[She says this while having lip fillers, a full face of makeup, a nose job, fake lashes, and using a filter lol. It’s funny how women seem to dislike male looksmaxxing, even though they’ve been doing it themselves for decades.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>41</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>0.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>5</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-04-04</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[Culture]]></video:category>
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	</url>
		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5579/she-made-a-trump-doll-to-take-it-out-on-the-orange-man/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-08</lastmod>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[She made a Trump doll to &#34;take it out on the orange man&#34;]]></image:caption>
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		<video:video>
			<video:thumbnail_loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5579/preview.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc>
			<video:title><![CDATA[She made a Trump doll to &#34;take it out on the orange man&#34;]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[A liberal woman develops a coping strategy to “take it out on the orange man” whenever she’s having a rough day.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>23</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>0.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>3</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-04-04</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[Culture]]></video:category>
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	</url>
		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5578/guy-escapes-fight-with-cop-rides-away-on-bicycle/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-08</lastmod>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Guy escapes fight with cop, rides away on bicycle]]></image:caption>
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			<video:thumbnail_loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5578/preview.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc>
			<video:title><![CDATA[Guy escapes fight with cop, rides away on bicycle]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[A man tussles with a cop, hops back on his bike, and speeds off into the unknown.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>42</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>0.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>3</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-04-04</video:publication_date>
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	</url>
		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5577/are-you-proud-of-voting-for-trump/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-08</lastmod>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Are you proud of voting for Trump??]]></image:caption>
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			<video:thumbnail_loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5577/preview.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc>
			<video:title><![CDATA[Are you proud of voting for Trump??]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[Liberal Woman wants to know if MAGA is proud of voting for Trump? What is your answer?]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>29</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>0.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>4</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-04-04</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[News]]></video:category>
								</video:video>
	</url>
		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5576/she-s-got-those-mortgage-eyes/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-08</lastmod>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[She's got those mortgage eyes]]></image:caption>
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			<video:thumbnail_loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5576/preview.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc>
			<video:title><![CDATA[She's got those mortgage eyes]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[Mortgage eyes is when one eye is fixed and the other eye is variable.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>49</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>0.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>2</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-04-04</video:publication_date>
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	</url>
		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5575/jada-pinkett-smith-sought-happiness-with-other-people/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-08</lastmod>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Jada Pinkett Smith sought happiness with other people]]></image:caption>
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			<video:thumbnail_loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5575/preview.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc>
			<video:title><![CDATA[Jada Pinkett Smith sought happiness with other people]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[Jada Pinkett Smith shared that no matter how much effort Will Smith put into making her happy, it never worked. She later realized it wasn’t his responsibility, which led her to look for happiness in other people while still married, something she says helped her heal.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>39</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>0.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>2</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-04-04</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[Culture]]></video:category>
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	</url>
		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5574/haha-body-cam-justifies-cops-shooting-a-pedophile/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-08</lastmod>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[HAHA Body Cam Justifies cops shooting a pedophile]]></image:caption>
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			<video:thumbnail_loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5574/preview.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc>
			<video:title><![CDATA[HAHA Body Cam Justifies cops shooting a pedophile]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[Police have released body-cam footage that challenges claims about an incident involving an “unarmed, innocent community member.” The video shows a 45-year-old man, wanted for child sex crimes, pulling a gun on a Wichita police officer.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>25</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>0.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>2</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-04-04</video:publication_date>
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		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5573/when-woke-leadership-tries-to-replace-cops/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-08</lastmod>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[When woke leadership tries to replace cops]]></image:caption>
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			<video:thumbnail_loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5573/preview.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc>
			<video:title><![CDATA[When woke leadership tries to replace cops]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[When “administrative” leadership takes over from actual street cops, Cincinnati felt the consequences. The city’s Police Chief was just removed after an independent investigation revealed she was an &#34;ineffective leader,&#34; confirming what residents had long suspected.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>60</video:duration>

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			<video:view_count>1</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-04-04</video:publication_date>
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	</url>
		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5572/woke-propaganda-to-block-on-netflix/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-08</lastmod>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[WOKE propaganda to BLOCK on Netflix]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[WOKE propaganda to BLOCK on Netflix]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[When they say no one is after your kids, then just show them these gross scenes available on Netflix.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>40</video:duration>

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			<video:view_count>2</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-04-04</video:publication_date>
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	</url>
		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5571/blanche-we-re-not-prosecuting-the-predators-in-the-epstein-files/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-08</lastmod>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Blanche: “We’re not prosecuting the predators in the Epstein Files&#34;]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[Blanche: “We’re not prosecuting the predators in the Epstein Files&#34;]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[US Attorney General, Todd Blanche, basically says this in the video: “We’re not going to prosecute the predators in the Epstein files or release their names to the public.”]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>74</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>0.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>2</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-04-04</video:publication_date>
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		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5570/guy-with-machete-gets-mobbed-by-civilians/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-08</lastmod>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Guy with Machete gets mobbed by civilians]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[Guy with Machete gets mobbed by civilians]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[A man carrying a machete in public was confronted and overpowered by several civilians.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>59</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>0.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>1</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-04-04</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[Crazy]]></video:category>
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	</url>
		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5569/woman-claims-she-s-addicted-to-abortions/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-08</lastmod>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Woman claims she's addicted to ABORTIONS]]></image:caption>
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			<video:thumbnail_loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5569/preview.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc>
			<video:title><![CDATA[Woman claims she's addicted to ABORTIONS]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[I hope this goes viral! While millions of women face infertility, some still call this women’s healthcare. Jessica admits she’s addicted to ending her pregnancies, openly sharing she’s had 56 abortions and is now facing her 57th.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>53</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>0.0</video:rating>
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			<video:publication_date>2026-04-04</video:publication_date>
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			<video:description><![CDATA[This is: U.S. House Rep. Anna Paulina Luna—referring all four mayors present at today’s Congressional hearing to the Department of Justice for criminal prosecution: 1. DEI: Brandon Johnson of Chicago 2. DEI: Michelle Wu of Boston 3. DEI: Eric Adams of New York City 4. DEI: Mike Johnston of Denver]]></video:description>
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		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5559/nbc-news-investigation-blames-democrats-for-insane-gas-prices/</loc>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[NBC News investigation blames Democrats for insane gas prices]]></video:title>
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			<video:description><![CDATA[What a pathetic act of violence against this woman. And she has no one who can help her... prison justice better take care of this one.]]></video:description>
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			<video:description><![CDATA[Is there no one else in the building who can step up and knock that piece of trash out, then stomp on his head like it’s a cockroach?]]></video:description>
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			<video:description><![CDATA[Stacey Abrams, a political figure who has twice lost elections and is known for challenging their outcomes, implied that Americans who are seniors, live in rural areas, have disabilities, are students, or are people of color lack the ability to prove their citizenship.]]></video:description>
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			<video:description><![CDATA[A chaotic scene unfolded at a Philadelphia McDonald’s when a woman went on a wild rampage, completely trashing the place. She hurled McFlurry toppings, tossed towel buckets, and scattered food across the entire grill area.]]></video:description>
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			<video:publication_date>2026-04-06</video:publication_date>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[Trump Claims He’ll Unveil Names Behind Massive Taxpayer Money Scandal]]></video:title>
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			<video:publication_date>2026-04-06</video:publication_date>
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		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5552/filming-gone-wrong-cameraman-laid-out-after-tense-street-encounter/</loc>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Filming Gone Wrong: Cameraman Laid Out After Tense Street Encounter]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[Filming Gone Wrong: Cameraman Laid Out After Tense Street Encounter]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[A tense &lt;strong&gt;public filming&lt;/strong&gt; situation quickly escalated into a physical confrontation when a man allegedly touched another individual’s camera while he was recording on a sidewalk. The encounter turned violent within seconds, leaving one person on the ground. The incident highlights growing tensions around &lt;strong&gt;filming in public&lt;/strong&gt; spaces and disputes over personal boundaries, with the moment now spreading rapidly as a &lt;strong&gt;viral video&lt;/strong&gt; online.]]></video:description>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Courtroom Drama as Fani Willis Asked About Wade Compensatio]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[Courtroom Drama as Fani Willis Asked About Wade Compensatio]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[Fani Willis lost her cool when questioned about how much she paid her lover, Nathan Wade, during her prosecution of Trump. &#34;Why don't you investigate how many times they called me the N WORD?! Why don't you investigate that?&#34;]]></video:description>
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			<video:publication_date>2026-04-06</video:publication_date>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[Little Caesars Employee Pulls Gun During Fast Food Counter Confrontation]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[Little Ceasar employee pulls a gun on a low calorie hood possum trying to go behind the counter to fight. Black fast food workers carrying guns to work to defend themselves from other blacks is pure comedy.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>32</video:duration>

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			<video:publication_date>2026-04-06</video:publication_date>
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		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5549/trump-orders-move-against-hillary-clinton-and-operation-crossfire-hurricane/</loc>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[Trump orders move against Hillary Clinton and Operation Crossfire Hurricane]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[Hillary Clinton may be facing prison as President Trump has ordered the full declassification of all FBI files related to Crossfire Hurricane, the well-known “Russian Collusion” investigation.]]></video:description>
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		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5548/megan-rapinoe-goes-full-stupid-refuses-to-support-women-s-sports/</loc>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Megan Rapinoe goes full stupid, refuses to support women's sports]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[Megan Rapinoe goes full stupid, refuses to support women's sports]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[Former women’s soccer player Megan Rapinoe suggested there’s no scientific proof that men are better than women at sports. Her comment came as she criticized the IOC’s decision to restrict women’s sports to female athletes only. Notably, the U.S. women’s national soccer team, which Rapinoe was part of, once lost to an under-15 boys’ team. She is truly too stupid and arrogant to listen to.]]></video:description>
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			<video:publication_date>2026-04-06</video:publication_date>
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		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5547/cyndi-lauper-lies-to-voters/</loc>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Cyndi Lauper LIES to voters]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[Cyndi Lauper LIES to voters]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[Pop singer Cyndi Lauper LIES in a controversial PSA opposing the SAVE Act for the League of Women Voters, stating, &#34;The SAVE Act isn’t about preventing voter fraud; it’s about voter suppression.&#34;]]></video:description>
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			<video:publication_date>2026-04-06</video:publication_date>
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		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5546/more-women-speak-out-about-swalwell-accusations-pile-up/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-08</lastmod>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[More women speak out about Swalwell, accusations pile up]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[More women speak out about Swalwell, accusations pile up]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[More Swalwell fallout as women continue to come forward and speak out. This isn’t going away, and the pattern is becoming harder to ignore. Watch this video and consider—how many women need to speak before the story finally breaks?]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>178</video:duration>

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			<video:publication_date>2026-04-06</video:publication_date>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Watching a liberal slowly wake up]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[Watching a liberal slowly wake up]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[Watching a liberal slowly wake up to the lies of the Democratic Party is refreshing.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>119</video:duration>

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			<video:publication_date>2026-04-06</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[Culture]]></video:category>
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		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5544/cnn-conservative-calls-out-virginia-governor-s-bait-and-switch-on-voters/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-08</lastmod>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[CNN Conservative Calls Out Virginia Governor’s Bait-and-Switch on voters]]></image:caption>
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			<video:thumbnail_loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5544/preview.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc>
			<video:title><![CDATA[CNN Conservative Calls Out Virginia Governor’s Bait-and-Switch on voters]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[CNN reports a conservative critic calling out Virginia Governor Abigail Spanberger for a redistricting bait-and-switch. During her campaign, she clearly stated, “I have no plans to redistrict Virginia.” Now, as Governor, she’s pushing through a new map that could potentially eliminate up to four Republican seats.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>55</video:duration>

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			<video:publication_date>2026-04-06</video:publication_date>
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		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5543/this-is-why-christopher-columbus-never-left/</loc>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[This is why Christopher Columbus never left]]></image:caption>
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			<video:thumbnail_loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5543/preview.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc>
			<video:title><![CDATA[This is why Christopher Columbus never left]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[Welp, I wouldn't leave either! Christopher Columbus probably saw something like this and was like AYE, WE STAY!]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>15</video:duration>

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			<video:publication_date>2026-04-06</video:publication_date>
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		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5542/chess-grandmaster-magnus-carlsen-snitches-on-opponent/</loc>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Chess grandmaster Magnus Carlsen SNITCHES on opponent]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[Chess grandmaster Magnus Carlsen SNITCHES on opponent]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[Chess grandmaster Magnus Carlsen takes a selfie with his opponent before reporting her for possessing a phone.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>92</video:duration>

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			<video:publication_date>2026-04-06</video:publication_date>
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		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5541/dan-crenshaw-makes-a-great-point-about-the-demented-liberals/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-08</lastmod>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Dan Crenshaw makes a GREAT POINT about the demented liberals]]></image:caption>
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			<video:thumbnail_loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5541/preview.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc>
			<video:title><![CDATA[Dan Crenshaw makes a GREAT POINT about the demented liberals]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[The left seems to have completely lost touch with reality. If a father took his child to a doctor to remove an eye so the child could “identify” with him, he’d be arrested just for thinking about it. Yet, when it comes to permanent, life-changing “gender-affirming” surgeries and what some see as bizarre gender-related ideas, Democrats applaud it. Democrats are disgusting.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>58</video:duration>

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			<video:publication_date>2026-04-06</video:publication_date>
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		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5540/maxine-waters-wealth-scams-about-to-be-exposed/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-08</lastmod>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Maxine Waters wealth scams about to be exposed]]></image:caption>
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			<video:thumbnail_loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5540/preview.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc>
			<video:title><![CDATA[Maxine Waters wealth scams about to be exposed]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[Rep. Maxine Waters earns a yearly salary of $174K but lives in a $4.6M mansion, with an estimated net worth of $5.3M. Over multiple years, she has made campaign payments totaling more than $1M to her daughter, prompting calls from American citizens for a full audit of her bank accounts.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>193</video:duration>

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			<video:publication_date>2026-04-06</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[News]]></video:category>
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		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5539/illinois-public-school-staff-members-forced-teen-girls-to-change-in-front-of-boys/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-08</lastmod>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Illinois public school staff members FORCED teen girls to change in front of boys]]></image:caption>
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			<video:thumbnail_loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5539/preview.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc>
			<video:title><![CDATA[Illinois public school staff members FORCED teen girls to change in front of boys]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[Multiple Illinois public school staff members FORCED 13-yr-old girls to change in front of a “trans” student. This is sexual assault and the employees should be fired and charged.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>378</video:duration>

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			<video:publication_date>2026-04-06</video:publication_date>
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		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5538/california-high-speed-rail-project-robbed-taxpayers/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-08</lastmod>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[California high-speed rail project robbed taxpayers]]></image:caption>
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			<video:thumbnail_loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5538/preview.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc>
			<video:title><![CDATA[California high-speed rail project robbed taxpayers]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[“I think that the California high-speed rail nightmare is the probably quintessential example of government waste and mismanagement,” says Rep. Vince Fong, a Republican whose district sits in California’s Central Valley, through which the project is supposed to run.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>49</video:duration>

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			<video:publication_date>2026-04-06</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[News]]></video:category>
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		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5537/thug-starts-a-fight-with-the-wrong-one-and-finds-out/</loc>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Thug starts a fight with the wrong one and FINDS OUT]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[Thug starts a fight with the wrong one and FINDS OUT]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[This dude started a fight and picked the wrong one. Get got dropped like a bad habit.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>70</video:duration>

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			<video:view_count>4</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-04-06</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[Crazy]]></video:category>
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		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5536/in-all-seriousness-what-the-heck-is-this/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-08</lastmod>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[In all seriousness, what the heck is this?]]></image:caption>
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			<video:thumbnail_loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5536/preview.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc>
			<video:title><![CDATA[In all seriousness, what the heck is this?]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[There just is no words for how lost this person is and how much therapy they need to get over it.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>59</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>0.0</video:rating>
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			<video:publication_date>2026-04-06</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[Wild]]></video:category>
								</video:video>
	</url>
		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5535/tiktoker-who-called-america-a-sh-thole-moved-to-mexico-but-now-she-s-moving-back/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-08</lastmod>
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			<image:loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5535/preview.jpg</image:loc>
			<image:caption><![CDATA[TikToker who called America a “sh*thole” moved to Mexico, but now she's moving BACK]]></image:caption>
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		<video:video>
			<video:thumbnail_loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5535/preview.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc>
			<video:title><![CDATA[TikToker who called America a “sh*thole” moved to Mexico, but now she's moving BACK]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[A TikToker who constantly trashed the USA, calling it a “shithole” and bragging about fleeing to Mexico, has now announced she’s moving back in less than two months. She and her husband got dual citizenship, packed up their kids, and left and now she's already returning.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>152</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>0.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>4</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-04-06</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[Culture]]></video:category>
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	</url>
		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5534/druski-how-conservative-women-in-america-act/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-08</lastmod>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[DRUSKI - How Conservative Women in America act]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[DRUSKI - How Conservative Women in America act]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[How Conservative Women in America act, a skit by comedian Druski. He dresses up like a blond chick with too much makeup and those ugly fake eyelashes. Anyone who complains about this is a clown. You either support comedy or you don't. There's no in between.]]></video:description>
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			<video:rating>0.0</video:rating>
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			<video:publication_date>2026-04-06</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[Culture]]></video:category>
								</video:video>
	</url>
		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5533/just-chillin-at-home-in-my-relaxing-outfit/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-08</lastmod>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Just chillin at home in my relaxing outfit]]></image:caption>
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			<video:thumbnail_loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5533/preview.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc>
			<video:title><![CDATA[Just chillin at home in my relaxing outfit]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[This is Lea Monet and she's got a video to share with you.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>14</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>0.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>3</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-04-06</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[Hot]]></video:category>
								</video:video>
	</url>
		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5532/democrat-judge-lets-child-murderer-off-easy/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-08</lastmod>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Democrat judge lets child-murderer off easy]]></image:caption>
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		<video:video>
			<video:thumbnail_loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5532/preview.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc>
			<video:title><![CDATA[Democrat judge lets child-murderer off easy]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[A Charlotte, NC judge set a $20k bond for a man caught on camera revving his car, crashing into, and killing an 8-year-old girl riding her bike. The judge, a Democrat, reportedly has prior charges of his own for falsifying legal documents. How is he still allowed to be a judge?]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>74</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>0.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>3</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-04-06</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[News]]></video:category>
								</video:video>
	</url>
		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5531/where-did-the-fire-extinguisher-come-from/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-08</lastmod>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Where did the fire extinguisher come from?]]></image:caption>
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			<video:thumbnail_loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5531/preview.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc>
			<video:title><![CDATA[Where did the fire extinguisher come from?]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[Bro where did the fire extinguisher come from? Now they gotta clean the whole house!]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>58</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>0.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>2</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-04-06</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[Crazy]]></video:category>
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		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5530/disneyland-employee-accused-of-trying-to-meet-underage-child/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-08</lastmod>
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			<image:loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5530/preview.jpg</image:loc>
			<image:caption><![CDATA[Disneyland employee accused of trying to meet underage child]]></image:caption>
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			<video:thumbnail_loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5530/preview.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc>
			<video:title><![CDATA[Disneyland employee accused of trying to meet underage child]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[Streamer Vitaly was kicked out of Disneyland after he caught a park employee allegedly trying to meet with an underage child for entertainment purposes. He was warned that returning to Disneyland property would result in immediate arrest - even though Disney can't arrest anyone. They should be worried that one of their employees was trying to be a creep.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>47</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>0.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>3</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-04-06</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[Culture]]></video:category>
								</video:video>
	</url>
		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5529/cops-vs-everyone/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-08</lastmod>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Cops vs Everyone!]]></image:caption>
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			<video:thumbnail_loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5529/preview.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc>
			<video:title><![CDATA[Cops vs Everyone!]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[Welp, sometimes you just need a good ol' fashioned cop video!]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>46</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>0.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>4</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-04-06</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[Crazy]]></video:category>
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		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5528/teen-beats-up-grandma-on-live-stream-wtaf/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-08</lastmod>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Teen beats up grandma on live stream, wtaf!]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[Teen beats up grandma on live stream, wtaf!]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[A teenager attacked her grandmother during a livestream after being asked to clean her room.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>20</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>0.0</video:rating>
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			<video:publication_date>2026-04-06</video:publication_date>
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		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5527/former-nj-councilman-shakir-khan-pleads-no-contest-to-election-fraud/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-08</lastmod>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Former NJ councilman Shakir Khan pleads no contest to election fraud]]></image:caption>
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			<video:thumbnail_loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5527/preview.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc>
			<video:title><![CDATA[Former NJ councilman Shakir Khan pleads no contest to election fraud]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[Former New Jersey councilman Shakir Khan, now living in California, has pleaded no contest to election fraud. Investigators discovered 41 completed mail-in ballots at his home, along with 71 voter registrations linked to his address, all while Democrats insist there’s no fraud.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>22</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>0.0</video:rating>
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			<video:publication_date>2026-04-06</video:publication_date>
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		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5526/abusive-mother-caught-on-tape/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-08</lastmod>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Abusive mother caught on tape]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[Abusive mother caught on tape]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[Some say a mom was caught on video mistreating her son while walking down the sidewalk. The footage shows her dragging and tossing him around, and the woman filming claims she saw the boy bleeding. At one point, the mom even tries to smash a car window!]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>35</video:duration>

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			<video:publication_date>2026-04-06</video:publication_date>
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		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5525/trump-you-know-who-else-didn-t-help-us/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-08</lastmod>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Trump: “You know who else didn't help us?&#34;]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[Trump: “You know who else didn't help us?&#34;]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[President Trump: “You know who else didn't help us? South Korea didn't help us. We have 45K soldiers in South Korea to protect [them] from Kim Jong Un, who I get along with very well. He said very nice things about me. He used to call Joe Biden a ‘mentally retarded person.’” “Joe Biden, he said he’s a mentally retarded person. He was so nasty to Joe Biden. It was terrible.”]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>71</video:duration>

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			<video:view_count>1</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-04-06</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[News]]></video:category>
								</video:video>
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		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5524/democrat-candidate-says-trump-supporters-will-lose-internet-for-four-years/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-08</lastmod>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Democrat candidate says Trump supporters will lose internet for four years]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[Democrat candidate says Trump supporters will lose internet for four years]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[Democratic candidate for the Georgia State House, Suzanna Karatassos, claims that when Democrats regain control, anyone who voted for Trump will lose internet privileges for four years. This is exactly why it’s important not to stay home on Election Day.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>47</video:duration>

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			<video:view_count>1</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-04-06</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[News]]></video:category>
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		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5523/man-placed-in-female-prison-sued-for-sexually-assaulting-inmates/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-08</lastmod>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Man placed in female prison SUED for sexually assaulting inmates]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[Man placed in female prison SUED for sexually assaulting inmates]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[From Collin Rugg: Man who identifies as a woman who was convicted of stabbing his parents and dog to death is being sued for s*xually assaulting a woman in prison. Andrew (Andrea) Balcer was sentenced to 40 years for murder and was placed in a women's correctional facility because he claimed to be a woman. According to court documents, inmate Katie Mountain is accusing Blacer of threatening to r*pe and impregnate her. She accuses Balcer of trapping her in a bathroom and forcibly kissing her. &#34;Don't worry, if you don't wake up, it's because I smothered you with a pillow,&#34; Blacer allegedly said, according to CBS13. The woman says she was transferred to segregation and denied medication after she refused to bunk with Balcer and says she no longer qualifies for early release because of the incident.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>81</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>0.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>5</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-04-06</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[News]]></video:category>
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		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5522/obese-kid-beats-up-his-mom-for-not-giving-him-more-food/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-08</lastmod>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Obese kid beats up his mom for not giving him more food]]></image:caption>
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			<video:thumbnail_loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5522/preview.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc>
			<video:title><![CDATA[Obese kid beats up his mom for not giving him more food]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[Shocking footage captures a severely overweight 12-year-old boy lashing out and physically attacking his mother after she refused to give him more food.]]></video:description>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Thug Shoots 7-Month-Old Baby over drug debt]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[Thug Shoots 7-Month-Old Baby over drug debt]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[Pure evil struck in Philly when a heartless attacker shot a 7-month-old baby in his stroller over a $100 drug debt, shouting “F**k your baby, b**ch” while firing at point-blank range. Thankfully, the baby is now in stable condition.]]></video:description>
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		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5520/chef-at-lessing-s-pelican-club-calls-for-trump-to-be-assassinated/</loc>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Chef at Lessing’s Pelican Club calls for Trump to be assassinated]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[Chef at Lessing’s Pelican Club calls for Trump to be assassinated]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[Veronica Kapralov of West Palm Beach, Florida, a chef at Lessing’s Pelican Club, has called for President Trump to be assassinated.]]></video:description>
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		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5519/trump-a-leaker-helped-iran-now-they-will-pay-the-consequence/</loc>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Trump: a leaker helped Iran, now they will pay the consequence]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[Trump: a leaker helped Iran, now they will pay the consequence]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[President Trump claimed that a leaker aided and abetted Iran by passing information to the so-called fake news about the search for an American airman in prison. “When that happened, suddenly the entire country of Iran knew there was a pilot somewhere…”]]></video:description>
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			<video:publication_date>2026-04-06</video:publication_date>
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		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5518/piers-morgan-destroys-woke-dude-who-thinks-women-can-have-a-penis/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-08</lastmod>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Piers Morgan DESTROYS woke dude who thinks women can have a PENIS]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[Piers Morgan DESTROYS woke dude who thinks women can have a PENIS]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[“It’s bullsh*t, complete bullsh*t” – Piers Morgan clashed with Zack Polanski in a heated “woman can have a penis” debate. During the fiery exchange on Piers Morgan Uncensored, the Green Party’s Zack Polanski argued that a woman can have a penis and stated that people are not born strictly male or female. One thing’s for sure, this guy was born stupid.]]></video:description>
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		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5517/abigail-spanberger-accused-of-election-fraud-after-report-sheds-light/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-08</lastmod>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Abigail Spanberger accused of election fraud after report sheds light]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[Abigail Spanberger accused of election fraud after report sheds light]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[Abigail “Mail-In Ballot” Spanberger: On election night, Virginia Democrat candidate Spanberger had about 125,000 early mail-in votes. By the next morning, that total had jumped to over 300,000. In other words, they “pulled a Biden” as more than 175,000 mail-in ballots showed up overnight for Spanberger. That’s why they oppose voter ID laws and fight hard to keep it that way. Here’s Spanberger explaining her opposition to voter ID laws while allowing illegal immigrants to obtain driver’s licenses and Social Security numbers to vote, and releasing rapists and murderers in sanctuary states to harm Americans. “Some of these hurdles really disadvantage new voters, particularly younger voters.”]]></video:description>
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			<video:publication_date>2026-04-06</video:publication_date>
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		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5516/school-board-member-keith-ervin-tells-teenage-girl-god-you-re-hot/</loc>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[School board member Keith Ervin tells teenage girl “God, you’re hot”]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[School board member Keith Ervin tells teenage girl “God, you’re hot”]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[During a public meeting, school board member Keith Ervin told a teenage girl, “God, you’re hot,” and then asked where she attended school. The room fell completely silent, and he is now under review, likely facing termination or removal.]]></video:description>
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			<video:publication_date>2026-04-06</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[News]]></video:category>
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		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5515/radical-former-nurse-busted-harassing-people-is-a-full-blown-marxist/</loc>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Radical former nurse busted harassing people is a full-blown Marxist]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[Radical former nurse busted harassing people is a full-blown Marxist]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[The unhinged lunatic who was harassing random Jewish men in NYC is Jennifer Kings, and this wasn’t her first time. Kings used to be a nurse and a forensic examiner, but after she was axed for being a “rapist apologist,” she turned to full-blown radical Marxist communism.]]></video:description>
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		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5514/oregon-punishes-people-for-collecting-rain-water-on-their-own-property/</loc>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Oregon punishes people for collecting rain water on their own property]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[Oregon punishes people for collecting rain water on their own property]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[In Oregon, all water is publicly owned. Rain that falls on your property. Snow that melts on your land. Gary Harrington didn’t accept that. He built three reservoirs on his 170-acre property in Eagle Point... collecting rainwater and snowmelt for personal use and wildfire precautions.]]></video:description>
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			<video:publication_date>2026-04-06</video:publication_date>
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		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5513/denver-nurse-said-it-would-be-joyful-for-trump-to-die-on-easter/</loc>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Denver nurse said it would be JOYFUL for Trump to DIE ON EASTER]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[Denver nurse said it would be JOYFUL for Trump to DIE ON EASTER]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[Denver nurse Allyssa K. posted this video celebrating the idea of President Trump dying on Easter, saying ‘nothing would give me more joy…the universe never ceases to amaze me’ with her usual “clotsandprayers” hashtag.]]></video:description>
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		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5512/gavin-newsom-s-failed-high-speed-rail-was-nothing-but-taxpayer-fraud-in-hiding/</loc>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[Gavin Newsom's FAILED high speed rail was nothing but taxpayer FRAUD in hiding]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[Kevin Dalton reported: &#34;The high speed rail in Gavin Newsom’s California will go down as the biggest case of taxpayer fraud in American history. Voters were promised a high speed rail from Los Angeles to San Francisco in 12 years at a cost of $33 billion. Now the project is a train from Bakersfield to Merced in 24 years at a cost of $135 billion. 16 years. Billions of taxpayer dollars. Zero track. This is all you need to know about Gavin Newsom, and why he should never be allowed anywhere near the White House&#34;]]></video:description>
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			<video:publication_date>2026-04-06</video:publication_date>
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		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5511/dude-arrested-for-shooting-child-predator-in-the-pecker/</loc>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[Dude arrested for shooting CHILD PREDATOR in the PECKER]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[Markus Renfro, a man from Fort Worth, Texas, has been arrested after allegedly shooting a child predator in the groin. Renfro claims the man was targeting his underage nieces and trying to solicit them for sex. Police reports confirm the suspect had previous encounters involving children. &lt;div&gt; &lt;/div&gt;]]></video:description>
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		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5510/steve-guest-california-wants-125-billion-more-to-finish-project-they-already-failed/</loc>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[Steve Guest: California wants $125 billion MORE to finish project they already failed]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[California doesn't have enough money to finish building a high speed rail system to connect San Francisco and Los Angeles and now they want $125 BILLION MORE! &#34;The entire amount of money we need is not there...&#34; And now they want more money than Amtrak has EVER had.]]></video:description>
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		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5509/sister-of-baywatch-star-accused-of-sleeping-with-student-with-another-teacher/</loc>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Sister of Baywatch star accused of SLEEPING WITH STUDENT with ANOTHER TEACHER]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[Sister of Baywatch star accused of SLEEPING WITH STUDENT with ANOTHER TEACHER]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[Haley Beck, 27, the sister of TikTok and Baywatch reboot star Noah Beck, is accused of sexually assaulting one of her students at the same time as another teacher. Both she and Angela Burlaka, 47, are alleged to have engaged in sexual relations with the same student.]]></video:description>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[House GOP Chairwoman Lisa McClain: &#34;Tim Walz stole from American kids and gave it to Somali fraudsters&#34;]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[House GOP Chairwoman Lisa McClain slams the failure known as Minnesota Governor Tim Walz: &#34;Tim Walz has stolen money FROM American kids and given it to Somali fraudsters. House Republicans will hold him accountable.&#34;]]></video:description>
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			<video:publication_date>2026-04-07</video:publication_date>
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		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5507/she-is-definitely-dressed-to-impress/</loc>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[She is definitely dressed to impress]]></image:caption>
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			<video:thumbnail_loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5507/preview.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc>
			<video:title><![CDATA[She is definitely dressed to impress]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[Is she hot or not?]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>29</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>0.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>3</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-04-07</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[Hot]]></video:category>
								</video:video>
	</url>
		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5506/imagine-getting-slapped-by-a-naked-dude/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-08</lastmod>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Imagine getting slapped by a naked dude]]></image:caption>
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		<video:video>
			<video:thumbnail_loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5506/preview.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc>
			<video:title><![CDATA[Imagine getting slapped by a naked dude]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[I couldn't stop laughing at the first part of this video where the cop gets slapped by a naked dude.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>28</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>5.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>4</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-04-07</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[Crazy]]></video:category>
								</video:video>
	</url>
		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5505/abigail-spanberger-and-virginia-democrats-lied-to-voters/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-08</lastmod>
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			<image:loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5505/preview.jpg</image:loc>
			<image:caption><![CDATA[Abigail Spanberger and Virginia Democrats LIED TO VOTERS]]></image:caption>
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		<video:video>
			<video:thumbnail_loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5505/preview.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc>
			<video:title><![CDATA[Abigail Spanberger and Virginia Democrats LIED TO VOTERS]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[Abigail Spanberger and Virginia Democrats promised to lower costs. Then came 50+ new taxes. Taxes on gym memberships, deliveries, repairs, investments—even dog grooming. This is what Democratic leadership looks like. THEY LIE TO GET POWER, THEN TAX YOU AND STEAL YOUR MONEY.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>85</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>5.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>4</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-04-07</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[News]]></video:category>
								</video:video>
	</url>
		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5504/burchett-on-soleimani-s-nieces-they-dress-like-hookers/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-08</lastmod>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Burchett on Soleimani's nieces: &#34;they dress like hookers&#34;]]></image:caption>
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		<video:video>
			<video:thumbnail_loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5504/preview.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc>
			<video:title><![CDATA[Burchett on Soleimani's nieces: &#34;they dress like hookers&#34;]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[Rep. Tim Burchett on Qasem Soleimani's nieces being DEPORTED by ICE &#34;They dress like a bunch of HooKERS. They wouldn't be able to do that in their own dadgum country, that's for sure.&#34; &#34;Let her dress like that in Iran. They'll HANG HER off of a BUILDING!&#34;]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>169</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>5.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>4</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-04-07</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[News]]></video:category>
								</video:video>
	</url>
		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5503/she-s-practicing-for-when-you-come-over/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-08</lastmod>
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			<image:loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5503/preview.jpg</image:loc>
			<image:caption><![CDATA[She's practicing for when you come over]]></image:caption>
		</image:image>
		<video:video>
			<video:thumbnail_loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5503/preview.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc>
			<video:title><![CDATA[She's practicing for when you come over]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[Well, she definitely has our attention now.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>12</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>0.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>4</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-04-07</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[Hot]]></video:category>
								</video:video>
	</url>
		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5502/hero-dad-drops-armed-woman-like-an-anvil/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-08</lastmod>
		<changefreq>daily</changefreq>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Hero dad drops armed woman like an anvil]]></image:caption>
		</image:image>
		<video:video>
			<video:thumbnail_loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5502/preview.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc>
			<video:title><![CDATA[Hero dad drops armed woman like an anvil]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[This is absolutely wild. A woman crashes into a family’s car, takes off, then pulls a gun on the dad and his 14-year-old son who was filming. The father steps in and heroically disarms her like a pro, putting the ghetto trash on the pavement.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>35</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>5.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>4</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-04-07</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[Crazy]]></video:category>
								</video:video>
	</url>
		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5501/dems-in-minnesota-now-trying-to-tax-unrealized-gains-instead-of-fixing-fraud/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-08</lastmod>
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		<priority>0.8</priority>
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			<image:loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5501/preview.jpg</image:loc>
			<image:caption><![CDATA[Dems in Minnesota now trying to tax unrealized gains instead of fixing fraud]]></image:caption>
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		<video:video>
			<video:thumbnail_loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5501/preview.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc>
			<video:title><![CDATA[Dems in Minnesota now trying to tax unrealized gains instead of fixing fraud]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[Dems in Minnesota are now trying to tax unrealized gains. Instead of fixing the fraud problem in their state, they want to steal from hardworking Americans, yet again. - from Kevin Sorbo.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>118</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>0.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>4</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-04-08</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[News]]></video:category>
								</video:video>
	</url>
		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5500/wtaf-guy-murders-baby-mama-then-they-raid-her-fridge/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-08</lastmod>
		<changefreq>daily</changefreq>
		<priority>0.8</priority>
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			<image:loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5500/preview.jpg</image:loc>
			<image:caption><![CDATA[WTAF: Guy MURDERS baby mama, then they RAID HER FRIDGE]]></image:caption>
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		<video:video>
			<video:thumbnail_loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5500/preview.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc>
			<video:title><![CDATA[WTAF: Guy MURDERS baby mama, then they RAID HER FRIDGE]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[Shocking: A man allegedly kills the mother of his child, and then his greedy family raids her kitchen like vultures, stealing food while she’s dying. Unbelievable!]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>29</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>0.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>4</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-04-08</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[Crazy]]></video:category>
								</video:video>
	</url>
		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5499/ca-dem-sen-wiener-looks-like-a-creep-as-victim-testifies-against-child-gender-care/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-08</lastmod>
		<changefreq>daily</changefreq>
		<priority>0.8</priority>
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			<image:loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5499/preview.jpg</image:loc>
			<image:caption><![CDATA[CA Dem Sen Wiener looks like a creep as victim testifies against child gender care]]></image:caption>
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		<video:video>
			<video:thumbnail_loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5499/preview.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc>
			<video:title><![CDATA[CA Dem Sen Wiener looks like a creep as victim testifies against child gender care]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[California State Senator Scott Wiener stood by, fidgeting and playing with his mouth, as a 23-year-old gay man testified that he was pressured into a medical transition as a child and now suffers permanent damage, including never having experienced an orgasm and possibly never being able to. He said his adult life has been destroyed by those who push children into invasive surgical procedures, and believes everyone involved, from parents to doctors, should face arrest for child abuse.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>104</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>0.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>4</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-04-08</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[News]]></video:category>
								</video:video>
	</url>
		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5498/guy-who-murdered-woman-with-hammer-was-illegal-let-in-by-biden/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-08</lastmod>
		<changefreq>daily</changefreq>
		<priority>0.8</priority>
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			<image:loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5498/preview.jpg</image:loc>
			<image:caption><![CDATA[Guy who MURDERED WOMAN WITH HAMMER was illegal let in by Biden]]></image:caption>
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		<video:video>
			<video:thumbnail_loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5498/preview.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc>
			<video:title><![CDATA[Guy who MURDERED WOMAN WITH HAMMER was illegal let in by Biden]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[The man who brutally murdered an innocent gas station clerk in Fort Myers, Florida, is a Haitian immigrant reportedly caught and released by the Biden administration in 2022, according to Fox’s Bill Melugin. This feels like a shocking betrayal, especially considering he had Temporary Protected Status.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>48</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>0.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>3</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-04-08</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[Crazy]]></video:category>
								</video:video>
	</url>
		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5497/old-man-karen-follows-kid-on-bike-puts-hands-on-him-and-steals-phone/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-08</lastmod>
		<changefreq>daily</changefreq>
		<priority>0.8</priority>
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			<image:loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5497/preview.jpg</image:loc>
			<image:caption><![CDATA[Old man KAREN follows kid on bike, puts hands on him and steals phone]]></image:caption>
		</image:image>
		<video:video>
			<video:thumbnail_loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5497/preview.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc>
			<video:title><![CDATA[Old man KAREN follows kid on bike, puts hands on him and steals phone]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[From Unlimited Ls: Florida police are now investigating after a group of adults confronted a child and took his phone inside a gated community. Mitchell Schuman was charged with simple battery and given a notice to appear in court. He is seen following the child on a bicycle and confronting him.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;“You think it’s funny? You think it’s funny, right?” Schuman is heard saying. The child replied, “You don’t have any authority to do anything security does.” The video shows Schuman reaching for the child’s phone and a water bottle being thrown. The child repeatedly demanded his phone, saying, “Give me my phone give me my phone.” The video was obtained by CBS12 News]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>34</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>0.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>4</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-04-08</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[Crazy]]></video:category>
								</video:video>
	</url>
		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5496/lady-throws-tantrum-bc-vending-machine-doesn-t-take-ebt-card-at-her-11-year-old-s-hotel-party/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-08</lastmod>
		<changefreq>daily</changefreq>
		<priority>0.8</priority>
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			<image:loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5496/preview.jpg</image:loc>
			<image:caption><![CDATA[Lady throws tantrum bc vending machine doesn't take EBT card at her 11-year-old's HOTEL PARTY]]></image:caption>
		</image:image>
		<video:video>
			<video:thumbnail_loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5496/preview.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc>
			<video:title><![CDATA[Lady throws tantrum bc vending machine doesn't take EBT card at her 11-year-old's HOTEL PARTY]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[A woman hosting a hotel party for her 11-year-old daughter has a complete meltdown when she discovers the vending machines won’t take her EBT card. First of all, I don't even know where to start with how stupid and crazy this sounds.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>147</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>0.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>3</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-04-08</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[Crazy]]></video:category>
								</video:video>
	</url>
		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5495/nyc-communist-mayor-to-tax-white-people-more-money/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-08</lastmod>
		<changefreq>daily</changefreq>
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			<image:loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5495/preview.jpg</image:loc>
			<image:caption><![CDATA[NYC Communist Mayor to tax WHITE people more money]]></image:caption>
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		<video:video>
			<video:thumbnail_loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5495/preview.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc>
			<video:title><![CDATA[NYC Communist Mayor to tax WHITE people more money]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[NYC residents will be screwed as Zohran confirms he will tax white people at higher rates to help alleviate burdens on black residents. “The wealth of a White household in the city is $200,000, while that of a black is $20,000.”]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>40</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>0.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>2</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-04-08</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[News]]></video:category>
								</video:video>
	</url>
		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5494/dem-gov-healy-let-a-previously-deported-pedo-live-across-from-a-playground/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-08</lastmod>
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		<priority>0.8</priority>
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			<image:loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5494/preview.jpg</image:loc>
			<image:caption><![CDATA[Dem Gov Healy let a previously deported PEDO live across from a PLAYGROUND]]></image:caption>
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		<video:video>
			<video:thumbnail_loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5494/preview.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc>
			<video:title><![CDATA[Dem Gov Healy let a previously deported PEDO live across from a PLAYGROUND]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[From WallStreetApes: Democrat Massachusetts Governor Maura Healey let an illegal migrant pedophile who was deported, come back into America and live right across the street from a playground The state KNEW ABOUT IT, confirmed by ICE Chief ICE Chief “The person we arrested that was living across the street from a playground. So you have a deported sex offender that the state knew about living across the street from a playground” “They're already known registered sex offenders on the Massachusetts probation rolls”]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>48</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>0.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>3</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-04-08</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[News]]></video:category>
								</video:video>
	</url>
		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5493/that-dress-is-struggling-to-stay-on/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-08</lastmod>
		<changefreq>daily</changefreq>
		<priority>0.8</priority>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[That dress is struggling to stay on]]></image:caption>
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		<video:video>
			<video:thumbnail_loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5493/preview.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc>
			<video:title><![CDATA[That dress is struggling to stay on]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[She is about to need a new dress if this one can't stay on.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>13</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>5.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>3</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-04-08</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[Hot]]></video:category>
								</video:video>
	</url>
		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5491/gov-abigail-spanberger-just-ran-away-when-confronted-on-harboring-illegals-who-kill-americans/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-08</lastmod>
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		<priority>0.8</priority>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Gov. Abigail Spanberger just RAN AWAY when confronted on harboring illegals who kill Americans]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[Gov. Abigail Spanberger just RAN AWAY when confronted on harboring illegals who kill Americans]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[Virginia Governor Abigail Spanberger quickly walked away when questioned about whether she would hand over violent, dangerous illegal immigrants to DHS. Critics claim that during her tenure, several Americans have been killed by individuals in the country illegally.]]></video:description>
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			<video:publication_date>2026-04-08</video:publication_date>
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		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5490/free-cybertruck-to-whomever-reveals-democrat-propaganda-writer/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-08</lastmod>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[FREE Cybertruck to whomever reveals Democrat propaganda writer]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[FREE Cybertruck to whomever reveals Democrat propaganda writer]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[Elon Musk announced he’ll buy a Cybertruck for anyone who can prove who wrote a scripted propaganda video that was uploaded by over 20 Democratic Senators all saying the same thing.]]></video:description>
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			<video:view_count>3</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-04-08</video:publication_date>
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		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5489/megyn-kelly-turns-on-trump-can-t-he-just-behave-like-a-normal-human-being/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-08</lastmod>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Megyn Kelly turns on Trump: &#34;Can’t he just behave like a normal human being”]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[Megyn Kelly turns on Trump: &#34;Can’t he just behave like a normal human being”]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[Megyn Kelly says she’s sick and tired of President Trump’s shit, he’s disgusting— and those who say he’s playing 3D chess to negotiate, to shut up with that shit. “Can’t he just behave like a normal human being” Normal Like who Megyn? Obama? He was pretty normal and F’d this country up big time. You cheered him along too. We remember. From MJTruthUltra]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>132</video:duration>

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			<video:publication_date>2026-04-08</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[News]]></video:category>
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		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5488/cnn-flip-flops-on-iran-proving-how-dumb-the-network-really-is/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-08</lastmod>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[CNN flip-flops on Iran, proving how dumb the network really is]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[CNN flip-flops on Iran, proving how dumb the network really is]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[CNN right before we hit Iran's nuclear facilities last year: There is no need for this. Iran isn't close to having a nuclear weapon. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt; CNN immediately after last year's strike: The mission failed, Iran is closer than ever to having a nuclear weapon. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt; CNN right before we hit Iran this year: There is no need for this. Iran isn't close to having a nuclear weapon. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt; Spoiler alert. This is how Democrats/MSM will be, with everything, for the next three years. It's exactly how they were on everything Trump did during his first five years. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt; From Maze on X]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>44</video:duration>

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			<video:view_count>1</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-04-08</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[News]]></video:category>
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	</url>
		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5487/busted-she-really-tried-to-deposit-400k-in-stolen-checks/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-08</lastmod>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[BUSTED: She really tried to deposit $400k in STOLEN CHECKS]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[BUSTED: She really tried to deposit $400k in STOLEN CHECKS]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[MUST SEE: Police body cam footage captures the moment East Lyme PD apprehends a young Black woman allegedly trying to deposit about $400,000 in stolen checks. The credit union recognized her from previous suspicious activity and contacted police. She was later released on $100,000 bail.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>374</video:duration>

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			<video:publication_date>2026-04-08</video:publication_date>
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		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5486/if-there-was-ever-an-snl-character-to-be-created-here-she-is/</loc>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[If there was ever an SNL character to be created, here she is…]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[If there was ever an SNL character to be created, here she is…]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[If there was ever an SNL character to be created, here she is…- from Joe Concha]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>70</video:duration>

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			<video:publication_date>2026-04-08</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[Culture]]></video:category>
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		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5485/minnesota-children-s-hospitals-will-resume-butchering-children-with-gender-affirming-care/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-08</lastmod>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Minnesota Children’s Hospitals will resume butchering children with gender-affirming care]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[Minnesota Children’s Hospitals will resume butchering children with gender-affirming care]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[Minnesota’s Children’s Hospitals just announced they’re resuming gender-affirming care for minors, which includes treatments like hormone therapy and other medical interventions. Some view this as harmful and believe it’s a form of child mutilation that should outrage everyone. They argue that anyone providing such care for non-medical reasons should face life in prison, claiming it sets kids up for failure in the name of political correctness.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>25</video:duration>

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			<video:publication_date>2026-04-08</video:publication_date>
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		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5484/lawrence-o-donnell-is-offended-at-hegseth-s-no-man-behind-comment/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-08</lastmod>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Lawrence O'Donnell is offended at Hegseth's &#34;no man behind&#34; comment]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[Lawrence O'Donnell is offended at Hegseth's &#34;no man behind&#34; comment]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[Lawrence O'Donnell just proves the media is dumber now than they ever have been. He acts offended over Pete Hegseth's statement saying &#34;we leave no man behind.&#34; o'Donnell said: &#34;That could have been a woman they were trying to rescue.&#34; Like really Larry, shut your pie hole you moron.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>49</video:duration>

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			<video:publication_date>2026-04-08</video:publication_date>
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		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5483/netanyahu-rejects-trump-s-ceasefire-ready-to-pull-trigger-on-iran-at-any-time/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-08</lastmod>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Netanyahu rejects Trump’s ceasefire, ready to pull trigger on Iran at any time]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[Netanyahu rejects Trump’s ceasefire, ready to pull trigger on Iran at any time]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[Benjamin Netanyahu has turned down President Trump’s ceasefire proposal, stating that the conflict with Iran will continue whenever he decides. He emphasized that his goals will be met through additional military action under his leadership.“We are ready to resume the fighting at any moment.”]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>44</video:duration>

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			<video:view_count>1</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-04-08</video:publication_date>
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		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5482/dem-rep-jason-crow-proves-that-democrats-are-useless-only-hate-trump-and-get-nothing-else-done/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-08</lastmod>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Dem Rep Jason Crow PROVES that Democrats are useless, only hate Trump and get nothing else done]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[Dem Rep Jason Crow PROVES that Democrats are useless, only hate Trump and get nothing else done]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[Dem Rep Jason Crow says he and Democrats are making &#34;lists of people” to go after in the Trump administration. “You will be judged. You cannot escape it forever.&#34; These very same people have looked into every legacy media camera available for 15 months to tell you how nation-destroying it is that the Trump admin is 'targeting political enemies' - from Western Lensman]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>35</video:duration>

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			<video:view_count>0</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-04-08</video:publication_date>
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		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5481/furious-father-beats-the-daylights-off-man-who-punched-his-daughter/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-08</lastmod>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Furious Father BEATS THE DAYLIGHTS off man who punched his daughter]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[Furious Father BEATS THE DAYLIGHTS off man who punched his daughter]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[Hell yeah, Dad! This father stood up to the man who punched his 9-year-old daughter, giving her a black eye, and made sure he learned a lesson. Many people think he should’ve called the police to have him jailed, but it's good the dad taught him a lesson.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>182</video:duration>

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			<video:view_count>2</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-04-08</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[Crazy]]></video:category>
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		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5480/busted-art-teacher-pushing-fake-pronouns-on-students/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-08</lastmod>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[BUSTED: Art Teacher pushing fake pronouns on students]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[BUSTED: Art Teacher pushing fake pronouns on students]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[An art teacher was caught on camera telling students she uses ‘they/them’ pronouns and that it’s mandatory to use her preferred pronouns in class. She also said the same rule applies to any students who share their own pronouns, adding, “I am non-binary. My pronouns are…”&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;GET THIS GARBAGE OUT OF OUR SCHOOLS!]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>26</video:duration>

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			<video:view_count>2</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-04-09</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[Culture]]></video:category>
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		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5479/arrested-former-us-special-operations-and-delta-force-veteran-courtney-williams/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-08</lastmod>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[ARRESTED: Former US Special Operations and DELTA FORCE veteran Courtney Williams]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[ARRESTED: Former US Special Operations and DELTA FORCE veteran Courtney Williams]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[The FBI has taken former U.S. Special Operations and Delta Force veteran Courtney Williams into custody for allegedly breaking the Espionage Act. The DOJ claims she leaked classified national defense details to the media, endangering warfighters. The arrest is seen as a strong warning to anyone considering leaking sensitive information.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>124</video:duration>

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			<video:publication_date>2026-04-09</video:publication_date>
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		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5478/arrested-angry-employee-burns-down-massive-warehouse-over-low-pay/</loc>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[ARRESTED: Angry employee burns down massive warehouse over low pay]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[ARRESTED: Angry employee burns down massive warehouse over low pay]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[A disgruntled employee started a massive blaze at a 1.2 million-square-foot warehouse in Ontario, California. Police arrested 29-year-old Chamel Abdulkarim on arson charges for igniting the Kimberly-Clark facility. Reports say Abdulkarim even filmed himself on Instagram setting the fire. Frustrated over low wages, he claimed all the company had to do was pay workers a fair wage.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Hate to say it, but I kinda don't blame the guy.]]></video:description>
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			<video:publication_date>2026-04-09</video:publication_date>
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		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5477/idaho-made-it-a-felony-for-men-to-enter-the-women-s-bathroom/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-08</lastmod>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Idaho made it a FELONY for men to enter the women's bathroom]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[Idaho made it a FELONY for men to enter the women's bathroom]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[Idaho has made it a felony for men to use women’s bathrooms, meaning trans women are no longer allowed to use them. A second offense could lead to a life sentence. One tranny called it “insanity” that he couldn't go in the women's bathroom.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;On March 31, 2026, Idaho Governor Brad Little signed House Bill 752 into law, which criminalizes the use of public, government, or private business bathrooms and changing rooms that do not align with an individual's sex assigned at birth. The law, which takes effect on July 1, 2026, is considered one of the most common sense laws in the nation]]></video:description>
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		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5476/arrested-mob-of-teen-thugs-beat-up-homeless-veteran/</loc>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[ARRESTED: Mob of teen thugs beat up homeless veteran]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[ARRESTED: Mob of teen thugs beat up homeless veteran]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[Sad news from Toledo on April 7th shows surveillance footage of a group of juveniles and a 20-year-old brutally attacking a 63-year-old homeless veteran. The victim could only defend himself with a garbage can lid before police arrested the suspects.]]></video:description>
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		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5475/derp-leftist-gives-iran-coordinates-to-the-white-house-as-if-it-s-secretly-hidden/</loc>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[DERP: Leftist gives Iran coordinates to the White House, as if it's secretly hidden]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[DERP: Leftist gives Iran coordinates to the White House, as if it's secretly hidden]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[A far-left individual just shared a video claiming Iran has the exact coordinates to bomb the White House and is urging them to do it. In another clip, she’s blatantly calling for the execution of Secretary of War Pete Hegseth.  This is hilarious because everyone knows where the White House is. This chick is dumb as rocks.]]></video:description>
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		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5474/canada-is-the-gay-capitol-after-they-added-letters-to-the-lgbt-thing/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-08</lastmod>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Canada is the “Gay capitol” after they added letters to the LGBT thing]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[Canada is the “Gay capitol” after they added letters to the LGBT thing]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[Canada is now being dubbed the “Gay capital” after introducing new letters to the MMIWG2SLGBTQQIA+ acronym, sparking online reactions from people worldwide who see it as a sign of how far Canada has gone. What are these people even talking about?]]></video:description>
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			<video:publication_date>2026-04-09</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[Culture]]></video:category>
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		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5473/mia-khalifa-is-crying-after-seeing-israel-bombing-lebanon-despite-the-ceasefire/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-08</lastmod>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Mia khalifa is crying after seeing Israel bombing Lebanon despite the ceasefire]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[Mia khalifa is crying after seeing Israel bombing Lebanon despite the ceasefire]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[Lebanese-American adult film actress (I honestly thought she was a jewelry designer, lol) Mia Khalifa is in tears after witnessing Israel bombing Lebanon despite the ceasefire. With what she calls her crocodile tears, she says, “My OnlyFans tax dollars are funding bombs against my own country, Lebanon.”]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>116</video:duration>

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			<video:publication_date>2026-04-09</video:publication_date>
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		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5472/this-is-la-don-t-tell-us-to-speak-english/</loc>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[This is LA, don't tell us to speak English!]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[This is LA, don't tell us to speak English!]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[“My immigrant parents are in a hospital in LA — and neither of them speaks English.” There was no interpreter on staff, so the doctors asked her to translate. “This is Los Angeles. DONT tell my parents to learn English — that’s your problem, not ours.”]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>61</video:duration>

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			<video:publication_date>2026-04-09</video:publication_date>
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		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5471/child-forced-into-woke-gender-surgery-wins-2-million-malpractice-lawsuit/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-08</lastmod>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Child forced into WOKE Gender Surgery wins $2 million malpractice lawsuit]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[Child forced into WOKE Gender Surgery wins $2 million malpractice lawsuit]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[She was awarded $2 million in a landmark case. Fox Varian, now 22, sued her doctors and psychologist over a transition surgery. They overlooked her mental health, disregarded her anorexia and depression, and performed a double mastectomy when she was just 16. Everyone involved in this belongs in prison, from the parents to the doctors.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>161</video:duration>

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			<video:publication_date>2026-04-09</video:publication_date>
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		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5470/this-guy-walks-in-the-women-s-room-what-s-your-reaction/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-08</lastmod>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[This guy walks in the women's room, what's your reaction?]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[This guy walks in the women's room, what's your reaction?]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[Yeah, this ain't gonna fly with me buddy. Go in the men's room where you belong, even if you're dressed like a lady.]]></video:description>
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			<video:publication_date>2026-04-09</video:publication_date>
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		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5469/hakeem-jeffries-proves-he-s-one-of-the-dumbest-people-in-politics/</loc>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Hakeem Jeffries proves he's one of the dumbest people in politics]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[Hakeem Jeffries proves he's one of the dumbest people in politics]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[Hakeem Jeffries attacks SecWar Hegseth: “He was a FOX News host, and now he is the Secretary of Defense? No wonder things are turning out so horrifically!” (from Townhall)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I guess Hakeem is too stupid to look up Pete's history. Pete Hegseth is a decorated U.S. Army National Guard infantry officer who served in Iraq, Afghanistan, and Guantanamo Bay, reaching the rank of Major. A Princeton and Harvard graduate, he was awarded two Bronze Stars and the Combat Infantryman Badge. He later became a commentator and veterans' advocate]]></video:description>
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			<video:publication_date>2026-04-09</video:publication_date>
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		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5468/hell-naw-caught-trying-dine-and-dash-at-atl-airport/</loc>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[HELL NAW! Caught trying dine and dash at ATL airport]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[HELL NAW! Caught trying dine and dash at ATL airport]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[Yeah, she’s definitely never flying again after this. It all went down in Atlanta when she got caught trying to dine and dash at an airport Buffalo Wild Wings.]]></video:description>
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			<video:publication_date>2026-04-09</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[Crazy]]></video:category>
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		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5467/arrested-nj-chemistry-teacher-busted-after-tryst-with-student/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-08</lastmod>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[ARRESTED: NJ chemistry teacher busted after tryst with student]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[ARRESTED: NJ chemistry teacher busted after tryst with student]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[A New Jersey high school chemistry teacher has been arrested and charged with sexual assault against a student at Sterling High School. The 26-year-old, Jason D. Howe, also coached boys’ and girls’ cross country, freshman boys’ basketball, and served as an assistant coach for girls’ track.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>74</video:duration>

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			<video:publication_date>2026-04-09</video:publication_date>
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		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5466/baby-killer-released-30-years-early-claimed-he-s-a-woman-and-wanted-taxpayer-funded-surgery/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-08</lastmod>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[BABY KILLER released 30 years early, claimed he's a woman and wanted taxpayer funded surgery]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[BABY KILLER released 30 years early, claimed he's a woman and wanted taxpayer funded surgery]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[From Reduxx: A trans-identified male convicted of murdering a baby has been quietly released from prison 30 YEARS EARLY. Jonathan &#34;Autumn Cordellioné&#34; Richardson was turned loose in Evansville, Indiana, with no notice given to prosecutors or the public.&#34;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;This guy killed his 11-month-old stepdaughter.]]></video:description>
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			<video:view_count>2</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-04-09</video:publication_date>
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		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5465/oops-guy-in-heels-and-wig-drops-food-all-over/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-08</lastmod>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[OOPS! Guy in heels and wig drops food all over]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[OOPS! Guy in heels and wig drops food all over]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[In today’s tough times, what we all need is the sight of a man dressed as a woman, slipping, landing on his backside, and losing his wig in a fast food place.]]></video:description>
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			<video:publication_date>2026-04-09</video:publication_date>
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		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5464/theft-ny-resident-billed-600-for-congestion-pricin/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-08</lastmod>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[THEFT!! NY resident billed $600 for congestion pricin]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[THEFT!! NY resident billed $600 for congestion pricin]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[A New York resident recently received a $600 congestion pricing bill in the mail... six hundred dollars just for driving through the city. She refuses to take public transit after being assaulted twice, and now the so-called “solution” is to charge her hundreds simply for choosing to drive instead. New York is run by scumbags!]]></video:description>
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			<video:publication_date>2026-04-09</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[News]]></video:category>
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		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5463/don-t-be-a-transphobe/</loc>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Don't be a transphobe!]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[Don't be a transphobe!]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[TRANS AGRESSION 101- do not mess with these guys!]]></video:description>
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			<video:publication_date>2026-04-09</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[Crazy]]></video:category>
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		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5462/i-have-no-idea-what-sport-this-is-but-it-s-better-than-the-wnba/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-08</lastmod>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[I have no idea what sport this is, but it's better than the WNBA]]></image:caption>
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			<video:thumbnail_loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5462/preview.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc>
			<video:title><![CDATA[I have no idea what sport this is, but it's better than the WNBA]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[She has very good balance, can you do this?]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>36</video:duration>

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			<video:view_count>2</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-04-09</video:publication_date>
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		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5461/darts-player-noa-lynn-van-leuven-retires-after-being-told-he-can-t-compete-against-women/</loc>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Darts player Noa-Lynn Van Leuven retires after being told he can't compete against women]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[Darts player Noa-Lynn Van Leuven retires after being told he can't compete against women]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[A tearful Noa-Lynn Van Leuven has announced his &#34;retirement&#34; after revealing a DRA ruling banning transgender players from women's darts events.&#34;I just got an email, apparently I just got retired. Not by choice but because I am longer allowed to compete, the DRA decided that trans women are no longer allowed in women's events.&#34; &#34;With just one decision, I am being told I don't belong anymore. This isn't just about me, it's another huge hit for the trans community.&#34;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;It's because you're a man and you shouldn't be competing in the women's category bro.]]></video:description>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[CREEPY: dude sells reusable pads for “people who menstruate&#34;]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[Creepy man who sells handmade reusable pads wants us to say “people who menstruate” Nah bro, it's called women and the fact these are reusable is disgusting. You creep.]]></video:description>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Melania Trump DROPS NAMES in Epstein bombshell]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[Melania Trump DROPS NAMES in Epstein bombshell]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[The false smears about me from mean spirited and politically motivated individuals and entities looking to cause damage to my good name to gain financially and climb politically must stop. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &#34;My attorneys and I have found this unfound and baseless lies with success and will continue to maintain my sound reputation without hesitation.&#34; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &#34;To date, several individuals and companies have been legally obligated to publicly apologize and retract their lies about me.&#34; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &#34;Such as daily beast, James Carville and Harper Collins U.K. Now is the time for congress to act. Epstein was not alone.&#34;]]></video:description>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[A Call of Duty Zombies map as Donald Trump vs Zombie Transgenders in the girl's bathroom]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[A Call of Duty Zombies map as Donald Trump vs Zombie Transgenders in the girl's bathroom]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[A gamer created a Call of Duty Zombies map where you play as Donald Trump and kill transgenders in bathrooms. The map is called &#34;Trump Vs The Trannys.&#34; We got this before GTA6.]]></video:description>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[She stopped an elevator with those cannons]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[She said: &#34;I know you saw my boobs, do you still want to talk to me?&#34; Lady, how can we miss them?]]></video:description>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[Topanga still looks hot]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[Topanga's still got it. This is Danielle from Boy Meets World and she's showing off!]]></video:description>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Girls wanting privacy FROM BOYS in school bathrooms isn't hateful, it's common sense]]></image:caption>
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			<video:description><![CDATA[Asking for privacy in school bathrooms and locker rooms isn't hateful; it's fair. Boys shouldn't be in our girls' bathrooms at school. it's common sense, folks. Boys don't belong in the girls bathrooms.  How did society get THIS STUPID that this is even a conversation. Take your pronouns and gender BS and shove it where the sun doesn't shine.]]></video:description>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[Pikachu runs from the cops at protest]]></video:title>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[You can only pick one. Right or left?]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[Sometimes choices are difficult!]]></video:description>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[She's got the smoothest dance moves]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[She's got the smoothest dance moves]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[Does she have your attention yet?]]></video:description>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[Hunter Biden challenges Eric Trump and Donald Trump Jr. to a CAGE MATCH]]></video:title>
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			<video:publication_date>2026-04-09</video:publication_date>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Billionaire Bruce Springsteen slams RICH MEN IN AMERICA]]></image:caption>
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			<video:description><![CDATA[Billionaire Bruce Springsteen criticized wealthy men in America, saying, “The richest men in America have abandoned the world’s poorest children to death and disease.” The singer himself is worth $1.2 billion.]]></video:description>
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			<video:publication_date>2026-04-09</video:publication_date>
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		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5449/she-s-crying-because-ebt-won-t-pay-for-junk-food-anymore/</loc>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[She's crying because EBT won't pay for junk food anymore]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[She's crying because EBT won't pay for junk food anymore]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[Woman was brought to tears over changes to the EBT program that no longer allow junk food. She mentioned that people might come together and trade chicken for Little Debbie snack cakes. Honestly, this is good for her because she doesn't need any more junk food in that body.]]></video:description>
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			<video:description><![CDATA[Lady with wild crazy eyes says, &#34;It’s time to leave your MAGA boyfriend or husband, but cheat on him first!&#34; &#34;Cheat on him with an illegal or a Black guy!&#34; &#34;Take a picture while getting plowed and send it to him!&#34;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;White liberal women are some of the worst people in society.]]></video:description>
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			<video:publication_date>2026-04-10</video:publication_date>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[NYPD cop sentenced to JAIL for wiping out criminal with a BEER COOLER]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[An NYPD officer who threw a cooler at a fleeing drug dealer has been sentenced to 3–9 years in prison. In 2023, Sgt. Erik Duran was involved in a Bronx drug sting when a suspect sped off on a scooter toward two officers making another arrest. Acting to protect them, Duran threw a cooler, knocking the suspect off and causing fatal head injuries.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Despite a spotless record, he was convicted of manslaughter. At sentencing, Judge Guy Mitchell dismissed the defense that Duran was protecting his team, saying he should have let the suspect pass and could have caught him another day.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Many see this as a serious miscarriage of justice, with activist judges jailing officers who risk their lives, while career criminals roam NYC streets with little consequence. The conviction sends a troubling message: police must now treat even the most dangerous suspects with extreme caution, fearing prison for split-second protective actions. This decision damages police morale and public safety, marking a dark day for justice in New York.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Just another case of the scumbag legal system protecting the scumbag criminals.]]></video:description>
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			<video:publication_date>2026-04-10</video:publication_date>
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		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5446/former-la-mayor-exposes-eric-swalwell-as-more-women-come-forward/</loc>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[Former LA Mayor exposes Eric Swalwell as more women come forward]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[Former LA Mayor Antonio Villaraigosa posted on X that as more women come forward, Swalwell has skipped town. The attorney for the victims who have accused Swalwell, Cheyenne Hunt, says this has now become a criminal matter.]]></video:description>
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			<video:view_count>5</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-04-10</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[News]]></video:category>
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		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5445/pramila-jayapal-plans-to-dismantle-ice-if-democrats-take-over/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-08</lastmod>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Pramila Jayapal plans to dismantle ICE if Democrats take over]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[Pramila Jayapal plans to dismantle ICE if Democrats take over]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[Democratic Rep. Pramila Jayapal says that if the Democrats take power, they plan to dismantle immigration enforcement. JAYAPAL: “When we take power, we’re going to...dismantle ICE and CBP in the way that I think they should be.” Democrats want to destroy this country. They have never been more crazy in our lifetime.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>9</video:duration>

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			<video:publication_date>2026-04-10</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[News]]></video:category>
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		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5444/hello-i-am-trans-queer-white-fat-jewish-and-a-parent-of-three/</loc>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Hello. I am trans, queer, white, fat, Jewish, and a parent of three]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[Hello. I am trans, queer, white, fat, Jewish, and a parent of three]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[A Canadian individual describes herself as trans, queer, white, fat, Jewish, and a parent of three. She advocates for schools to discuss sexual orientation and gender diversity with children of all ages, including those in kindergarten. Some believe this reflects a decline in Canada’s sense of morality and common sense. Why are they letting the insane people have the stage for anything at all?]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>58</video:duration>

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			<video:publication_date>2026-04-10</video:publication_date>
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		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5443/feminist-judge-forces-boy-to-return-to-abusive-mother-kid-ends-up-dead/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-08</lastmod>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Feminist judge forces boy to return to abusive mother, kid ends up dead]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[Feminist judge forces boy to return to abusive mother, kid ends up dead]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[In Argentina, a feminist judge ordered a four-year-old boy to spend time with his mother, despite him crying every time he had to go. The father alerted every authorities that the mom was horrible and abusive, but the judge refused to listen to the dad or the boy. The mother killed the boy. Today's feminism is a mental disorder.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>48</video:duration>

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			<video:publication_date>2026-04-10</video:publication_date>
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		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5442/trans-non-binary-comedian-and-body-positivity-activist-tries-to-make-jokes/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-08</lastmod>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Trans non-binary ‘comedian’ and body positivity activist tries to make jokes]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[Trans non-binary ‘comedian’ and body positivity activist tries to make jokes]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[A trans non-binary comedian and body positivity activist tries to crack some jokes, but they fall flat.]]></video:description>
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		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5441/ca-sheriff-who-killed-suspect-we-intentionally-ran-him-over-don-t-shoot-at-cops/</loc>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[CA Sheriff who killed suspect: &#34;We intentionally ran him over... don't shoot at cops&#34;]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[A California sheriff is receiving praise for showing no remorse after running over an armed suspect who had killed one of his officers. “We intentionally ran him over... don't shoot at cops.&#34; “He GOT what he DESERVED.” YES WE NEED MORE OF THIS!!!]]></video:description>
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							<video:category><![CDATA[News]]></video:category>
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		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5440/alleged-charlie-kirk-assassin-tyler-robinson-wrote-a-handwritten-note-to-gay-lover/</loc>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Alleged Charlie Kirk assassin Tyler Robinson wrote a handwritten note to gay lover]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[Alleged Charlie Kirk assassin Tyler Robinson wrote a handwritten note to gay lover]]></video:title>
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			<video:publication_date>2026-04-10</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[News]]></video:category>
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		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5439/kamala-harris-considers-running-in-2028/</loc>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Kamala Harris considers running in 2028]]></image:caption>
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			<video:description><![CDATA[Kamala Harris has announced she’s thinking about running for president in 2028. Apparently, her crushing defeat in 2024 wasn’t enough, and she’s ready to face the challenge all over again!]]></video:description>
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			<video:publication_date>2026-04-10</video:publication_date>
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		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5438/crazed-lunatic-caught-on-ring-camera/</loc>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Crazed Lunatic caught on Ring Camera]]></image:caption>
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			<video:thumbnail_loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5438/preview.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc>
			<video:title><![CDATA[Crazed Lunatic caught on Ring Camera]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[This is exactly the time to exercise your Second Amendment right, depending on your state and its laws, of course.]]></video:description>
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			<video:rating>0.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>1</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-04-10</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[Crazy]]></video:category>
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		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5437/new-video-of-quadruple-amputee-murder-suspect-snorting-substance-firing-gun/</loc>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[NEW VIDEO of Quadruple Amputee Murder Suspect Snorting substance, firing gun]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[NEW VIDEO of Quadruple Amputee Murder Suspect Snorting substance, firing gun]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[Quadruple amputee murder suspect Dayton Webber was caught on new footage allegedly snorting a substance before firing a gun out of a window. He is being held without bond in a Maryland jail after being extradited from Virginia in connection with the fatal shooting of 27-year-old Bradrick Michael Wells.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>22</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>0.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>1</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-04-10</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[Crazy]]></video:category>
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	</url>
		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5436/she-is-a-human-hydraulic-press/</loc>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[She is a human hydraulic press]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[She is a human hydraulic press]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[Is she an instant ten for doing this? Or is that a turn off?]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>60</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>0.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>0</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-04-10</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[Hot]]></video:category>
								</video:video>
	</url>
		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5435/she-tried-it-on-just-for-you/</loc>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[She tried it on just for you]]></image:caption>
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			<video:thumbnail_loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5435/preview.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc>
			<video:title><![CDATA[She tried it on just for you]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[How does she look in this tight outfit?]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>9</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>0.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>2</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-04-10</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[Hot]]></video:category>
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	</url>
		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5434/did-you-have-this-on-your-2026-radar/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-08</lastmod>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Did you have this on your 2026 radar?]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[Did you have this on your 2026 radar?]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[This is like a Halo 2 or COD game chat in real life.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>23</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>5.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>2</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-04-10</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[Crazy]]></video:category>
								</video:video>
	</url>
		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5433/bro-did-not-expect-this-response-at-all/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-08</lastmod>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Bro did NOT expect this response at all]]></image:caption>
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			<video:thumbnail_loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5433/preview.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc>
			<video:title><![CDATA[Bro did NOT expect this response at all]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[He dropped the hard R and then had a great point to back it up.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>15</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>0.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>1</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-04-10</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[Culture]]></video:category>
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	</url>
		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5432/finally-a-kid-with-no-phone/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-08</lastmod>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Finally a kid with no phone]]></image:caption>
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			<video:thumbnail_loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5432/preview.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc>
			<video:title><![CDATA[Finally a kid with no phone]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[Yeah maybe we give this kid a phone afterall.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>14</video:duration>

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			<video:rating>0.0</video:rating>
			<video:view_count>1</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-04-10</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[Crazy]]></video:category>
								</video:video>
	</url>
		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5431/fmr-washington-post-editor-thomas-legro-pleaded-guilty/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-08</lastmod>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Fmr. Washington Post Editor Thomas LeGro pleaded GUILTY]]></image:caption>
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			<video:thumbnail_loc>https://crankers.com/contents/videos_screenshots/5000/5431/preview.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc>
			<video:title><![CDATA[Fmr. Washington Post Editor Thomas LeGro pleaded GUILTY]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[Former Washington Post editor Thomas LeGro has pleaded guilty to federal child p*rnography charges in Washington, D.C., according to Jeanine Pirro. He now faces up to 20 years in federal prison.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>140</video:duration>

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			<video:publication_date>2026-04-10</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[News]]></video:category>
								</video:video>
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		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5430/eric-swalwell-is-so-bad-even-corrupt-adam-schiff-disowned-him/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-08</lastmod>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Eric Swalwell is SO BAD even corrupt Adam Schiff disowned him]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[Eric Swalwell is SO BAD even corrupt Adam Schiff disowned him]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[Adam Schiff has withdrawn his endorsement of Eric Swalwell for California after sexual assault allegations surfaced. Fang Fang’s former partner seems to be on his way out, circling the drain of the political swamp.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>53</video:duration>

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			<video:publication_date>2026-04-10</video:publication_date>
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		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5429/sydney-smith-is-a-pro-at-gymnastics/</loc>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Sydney Smith is a pro at gymnastics]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[Sydney Smith is a pro at gymnastics]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[She does things that most of us can't do. We would fall on our face if we tried this stuff.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>20</video:duration>

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			<video:publication_date>2026-04-10</video:publication_date>
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	</url>
		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5428/eric-swalwell-responds-to-allegations-hear-it-directly-from-me/</loc>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Eric Swalwell responds to allegations: &#34;Hear it directly from me&#34;]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[Eric Swalwell responds to allegations: &#34;Hear it directly from me&#34;]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[Hear it directly from me. These allegations are flat false. And I will fight them. LOL what happened to the &#34;believe all women&#34; thing, Eric?]]></video:description>
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			<video:publication_date>2026-04-11</video:publication_date>
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	</url>
		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5427/hakeem-jeffries-and-fellow-clowns-praised-eric-swalwell-before-the-allegations/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-08</lastmod>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Hakeem Jeffries and fellow clowns praised Eric Swalwell before the allegations]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[Hakeem Jeffries and fellow clowns praised Eric Swalwell before the allegations]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[In September 2025, Hakeem Jeffries took over a minute to praise the character and integrity of his good friend Eric Swalwell, noting that, unlike extreme MAGA Republicans, Swalwell is a man dedicated to law and order. And now look at Eric Swalwell today with all the allegations of sexual misconduct against women - not to mention his already known tryst with Fang Fang the spy.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>75</video:duration>

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			<video:publication_date>2026-04-11</video:publication_date>
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		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5426/trump-just-told-spain-to-gfy/</loc>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Trump just told Spain to GFY]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[Trump just told Spain to GFY]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[President Trump is now cutting off all trade with Spain after their leftist prime minister stated that U.S. bases in the country should not be used to strike Iran. &#34;Spain has absolutely nothing we need... we're gonna cut off ALL TRADE with Spain. We don't want ANYTHING to do with Spain.&#34;]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>48</video:duration>

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			<video:publication_date>2026-04-11</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[News]]></video:category>
								</video:video>
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		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5425/this-thing-wants-to-be-governor-one-day/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-08</lastmod>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[This thing wants to be Governor one day]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[This thing wants to be Governor one day]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[This is Katie Porter. I could not imagine looking at this for four years.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>43</video:duration>

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			<video:publication_date>2026-04-11</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[News]]></video:category>
								</video:video>
	</url>
		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5424/trump-roasts-ranked-choice-voting-in-alaska-torching-rino-murkowski/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-08</lastmod>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Trump ROASTS Ranked Choice Voting in Alaska, TORCHING RINO MURKOWSKI]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[Trump ROASTS Ranked Choice Voting in Alaska, TORCHING RINO MURKOWSKI]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[President Trump strongly criticized Ranked Choice Voting (RCV) in Alaska, claiming it’s the only reason Senator Lisa Murkowski keeps getting re-elected. He referred to her as one of the “Republicans” blocking the Save America Act and made it clear he wants her out of office.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>25</video:duration>

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			<video:view_count>2</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-04-11</video:publication_date>
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	</url>
		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5423/psycho-cat-attacks-woman-cuts-her-up-like-slices-of-cheese/</loc>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Psycho Cat attacks woman, cuts her up like slices of cheese]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[Psycho Cat attacks woman, cuts her up like slices of cheese]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[A house cat attacked its owner out of nowhere, scratching and biting her like a maniac. Maybe the cat was mad that it lives in a dumpy room like this. Or maybe the cat has rabies. Either way, you gotta throw the cat against the wall and show it who's boss, then take it to the vet and put it down. You can't live like a hoarder and have a rabies cat at the same time. That's two problems no one needs.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>35</video:duration>

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			<video:publication_date>2026-04-11</video:publication_date>
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		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5422/stupid-drama-bongino-calls-out-alex-jones/</loc>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[STUPID DRAMA! Bongino calls out Alex Jones]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[STUPID DRAMA! Bongino calls out Alex Jones]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[Dan Bongino calls out Alex Jones in another day of stupid podcasters arguing with each other like a bunch of losers. You would think these guys should be uniting to bring conservatives together, but nope. They're just as dumb as the girls arguing now. Grow up, dudes.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;BONGINO: “Alex Jones is full of shit! If you want to listen to his show, fine! Go right ahead! This guy is a FRAUD! … The guy’s a total FAKE and a PHONY! It’s not REAL! It’s all BULLSHIT!&#34;]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>86</video:duration>

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			<video:publication_date>2026-04-11</video:publication_date>
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		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5421/best-thing-to-come-outta-the-wnba/</loc>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Best thing to come outta the WNBA]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[Best thing to come outta the WNBA]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[This blonde “supermodel” is constantly changing outfits and dancing around the house, but if you look closely, you might spot that competitive edge. She kicks things off in a white lace dress in the hallway, appears by the pool in a bikini top, and then swaps into a black crop top. If Sophie Cunningham wasn’t on your radar before, she is now.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>60</video:duration>

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			<video:view_count>1</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-04-11</video:publication_date>
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	</url>
		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5420/cmon-let-it-out/</loc>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[CMON LET IT OUT]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[SO CLOSE SO CLOSE LET'S GO COME ON WHAT'S SHE EVEN DOING LET'S GO!]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>10</video:duration>

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			<video:publication_date>2026-04-11</video:publication_date>
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								</video:video>
	</url>
		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5419/usps-fired-after-admitting-what-she-did-on-video/</loc>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[USPS fired after admitting what she did on video]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[USPS fired after admitting what she did on video]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[A USPS worker claims she was fired after saying she would place mail in any mailbox without checking it. Now she says she can’t pay her bills or feed her baby. How stupid could you be?]]></video:description>
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			<video:publication_date>2026-04-13</video:publication_date>
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		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5418/bald-squad-mate-s-shady-wealth-explosion-under-investigation/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-08</lastmod>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Bald squad mate's shady wealth explosion under investigation]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[Bald squad mate's shady wealth explosion under investigation]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[Just days before Democrat Rep. Ayanna Pressley was sworn into Congress, her husband left a $92,000-a-year job to start a consulting firm. Their net worth and assets reportedly jumped to $8 million. Whenever a politician has a “consulting firm,” it often seems to end up being money laundering.]]></video:description>
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			<video:publication_date>2026-04-13</video:publication_date>
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		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5417/2-cops-toss-teenagers-like-dice-when-breaking-up-a-fight/</loc>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[2 cops toss teenagers like dice when breaking up a fight]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[2 cops toss teenagers like dice when breaking up a fight]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[Two police officers from Myrtle Beach SC were seen throwing teen girls off to the side as the teen girls were fighting with each other and attacking the police.  Looks like the kind of people who go home to a big back mom who slurps down 8 lbs of hot wings for dinner and doesn't care what their kid is out in public doing.]]></video:description>
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			<video:publication_date>2026-04-13</video:publication_date>
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		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5416/democrat-rep-pramila-jayapal-says-democrats-will-hijack-the-25th-to-remove-trump/</loc>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Democrat Rep. Pramila Jayapal says Democrats will hijack the 25th to remove Trump]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[Democrat Rep. Pramila Jayapal says Democrats will hijack the 25th to remove Trump]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[UNHINGED Democrat Rep. Pramila Jayapal says Democrats will hijack the process to invoke the 25th amendment to no longer require the Vice President if they gain power. JAYAPAL: “We need to do whatever we can to get him out.&#34;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The Democrats you see now are psychotic and useless to America.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>56</video:duration>

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			<video:description><![CDATA[From Dinesh D'Souza: &#34;If you want to truly understand what it means to have an IQ in the range of 75-80, which is borderline retarded, listen to Kamala Harris explain how to solve inflation.&#34;]]></video:description>
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			<video:description><![CDATA[Rep. Ilhan Omar was reportedly seeking $1 million in taxpayer funds for a “substance abuse clinic” that turned out to be a restaurant operated by three Somali men. The request was removed from the funding bill after it was revealed the clinic was actually located in a restaurant and run by three individuals sharing the same residential address, according to IRS records, raising plenty of red flags. Some are now saying she should resign, along with Swalwell and Gonzales.]]></video:description>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[Democrat whistleblower SNITCHES ON ADAM SCHIFF]]></video:title>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[Rosie O’Donnell proves how bad TDS is with her latest stupid stunt]]></video:title>
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			<video:description><![CDATA[The Assembly Judiciary Committee voted 11-2 to make investigative journalism illegal. Their bill would impose civil sanctions of $4,000 minimum if an immigrant services fraudster wants to be off camera and takes the issue to court. The fraudster can also pursue an injunction disallowing them from being exposed on camera by a journalist for up to four years.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;If the journalist refuses to take the initial video in which the fraudster was exposed down, they may face up to three times the amount of the initial civil penalty: $12,000. The bill protects “immigrant service centers” like fake Somali daycares or Los Angeles hospice centers from legitimate journalists by classifying them as “harassers.” In the worst case, if the Journalist is accused of doxxing a fraudster or posing an “imminent threat,” they can get criminal charges and $10,000 in fines.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;If this bill passes fully, and, Nick or anyone else were brave enough to film more ghost-client daycares or hospices, they’d be under severe financial and legal scrutiny. What a shame!]]></video:description>
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			<video:description><![CDATA[Hakeem Jeffries appeared to panic and quickly left when CNN asked why he hadn’t publicly called for Eric Swalwell to resign in light of these allegations.]]></video:description>
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			<video:description><![CDATA[Boston Mayor Michelle Wu just hit delivery drivers with America's first permit system. $300 fines daily. Amazon gets exempted. Peak progressive overreach and Democrats screwing over everyone as much as they can. They truly are the worst people on the planet.]]></video:description>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Is this the same guy from Eric Swalwell's video?]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[Is this the same guy from Eric Swalwell's video?]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[From Maze: &#34;Here's Ruben Gallego calling Mike Johnson a pedo protector and telling him to get used to saying the name Gallego. This little perverted punk weirdo needs to be exposed.&#34; People suspect Ruben Gallego might be the other guy in the video with Eric Swalwell and a prostitute.]]></video:description>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[AOC finally puts on the helmet she deserves]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[AOC made dumb statements about Trump, because that's all Democrats know how to do when they're not stealing tax money.]]></video:description>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[No one at the DEI convention knew what it meant!!]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[No one at the DEI convention knew what it meant!!]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[From Jesse Watters: Al Sharpton held a DEI convention, but NONE of the attendees knew what DEI meant?? “DEI will help you with all of your office work” ? “DEI is a BAD thing”? But they’re all TEAM KAMALA!]]></video:description>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Megyn Kelly blames Eric Swalwell's victim: &#34; She's a very heavy drinker&#34;]]></image:caption>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Ruben Gallego responds to accusations he's the guy in Eric Swalwell video]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[Ruben Gallego responds to accusations he's the guy in Eric Swalwell video]]></video:title>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[Sarah Godlewski, a Democrat, has dumbest meltdown over hail]]></video:title>
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			<video:view_count>4</video:view_count>
			<video:publication_date>2026-04-15</video:publication_date>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[Rep. Sheila Cherfilus-McCormick to be expelled, but should also be IN JAIL]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[Great news: Speaker Johnson just announced that Rep. Sheila Cherfilus-McCormick (D-FL) could be expelled as soon as next week after allegedly stealing $5 million in FEMA funds.]]></video:description>
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		<lastmod>2026-05-08</lastmod>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Louisiana pedophile to get NEUTERED and 50 years to go with it]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[Louisiana pedophile to get NEUTERED and 50 years to go with it]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[A 54-year-old man from Louisiana, Glenn Sullivan Sr., has been sentenced to 50 years in prison after pleading guilty to repeatedly raping a 14-year-old girl and impregnating her. As part of his plea deal, he opted for surgical castration instead of chemical castration.]]></video:description>
			<video:duration>55</video:duration>

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			<video:publication_date>2026-04-15</video:publication_date>
							<video:category><![CDATA[News]]></video:category>
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		<url>
		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5392/if-your-kid-does-this-at-school-then-you-failed-as-a-parent/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-05-08</lastmod>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[If your kid does this at school, then you failed as a parent]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[If your kid does this at school, then you failed as a parent]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[A teen is facing heavy backlash online after recording herself singing and performing in a musical-style act during class, disrupting the lesson and ignoring her substitute teacher. Many are calling it an example of failed parenting.]]></video:description>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Woman gets BEATEN by boyfriend on camera]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[Woman gets BEATEN by boyfriend on camera]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[A woman captures footage of her boyfriend hitting her on camera. Pro tip: Avoid dating someone prone to violence to reduce the risk of being harmed.]]></video:description>
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		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5390/radical-judge-james-boasberg-got-slapped-down-so-hard/</loc>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Radical Judge James Boasberg got slapped down SO HARD]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[Radical Judge James Boasberg got slapped down SO HARD]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[Judge James Boasberg faced a major setback after targeting President Trump, as the Appeals Court issued a writ of mandamus against him, citing an abuse of discretion.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&#34;This federal appeals court pretty much SMACKED him down and said, you were wrong to hold them in contempt. They didn't even violate your order!&#34; Boasberg has failed to block deportations under the Alien Enemies Act! &#34;An EXTRAORDINARY remedy that is the court ORDERING another court to do something because the government has no other option!&#34; &#34;They accused this judge of abusing his discretion, of engaging in an improper, inappropriate investigation, of basically meddling in the executive branch's ability to make decisions on national security issues.&#34;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&#34;And this all stems from that incident that I'm sure a lot of us remember when the Trump administration deported members of Trinidad and Tobago to El Salvador. A judge said, turn that plane around, or, you know, you can't turn them over, bring them back. And then they didn't.&#34; &#34;And this judge found them in criminal contempt for not complying with his order. This federal appeals court pretty much smacked him down.&#34;]]></video:description>
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			<video:publication_date>2026-04-15</video:publication_date>
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		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5389/kamala-harris-made-sh-t-up-that-no-one-believes/</loc>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Kamala Harris made sh*t up that NO ONE believes]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[Kamala Harris made sh*t up that NO ONE believes]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[Kamala Harris: People were telling me I was the most qualified candidate to ever run for president &#34;I'm just speaking fact&#34; - OK KAMALA, NAME ONE PERSON WHO SAID THIS! BECAUSE NO ONE SAID THIS!!!]]></video:description>
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		<loc>https://crankers.com/videos/5388/you-pull-up-to-dunkin-and-this-guy-serves-your-coffee/</loc>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[You pull up to Dunkin and this guy serves your coffee]]></image:caption>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[You pull up to Dunkin and this guy serves your coffee]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[A Dunkin’ Donuts employee mentioned that he watches makeup tutorials and does his own makeup. It’s interesting to see how times have changed—there was a time when jobs were strict about things like hair length. Now, grown men can show up to work, interact with customers, and wear full makeup. Some people think this reflects a deeper mental health crisis in America that needs to be addressed, as they feel things are getting out of control.]]></video:description>
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			<video:publication_date>2026-04-15</video:publication_date>
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			<video:title><![CDATA[No one with sanity or common sense wants this dude in the bathroom with your daughter]]></video:title>
			<video:description><![CDATA[Some individuals want someone like this guy to share a bathroom with your daughters, which they believe is wrong, disturbing, and inappropriate.]]></video:description>
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