I do.

Now look around in public at all the people wearing Air Pods in their ears as if they couldn’t dare miss a phone call or something else and they look bad too, right?

Yes. They do.

Well, if you want to complete your transformation into a complete and total tool, then you can pick up the next goofy gadget thanks to Motorola who’s releasing a bendable phone that you can wear on your wrist, your ankle, or even your male part if you really want to go there.

Think of it like a slap bracelet from the 90s when you were in like 4th grade and that stuff was cool.

Well now you’re in your 40s and you’re all grown up with your extra-wide slap bracelet that costs hundreds of dollars and makes you look like the gay power ranger.

Pretty cool, huh?

I hope it vibrates, because you know where I’m wrapping it!

Here’s a video preview of the bendable phone that I will not buy. Not only can I not afford one, but I also just don’t want to look stupid in public. I am ugly enough, so I don’t need these dumb gadgets to make it worse.

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The coffee subscription model has been going great for them because the customer gets their coffee delivered to their home, office, or anywhere they wish in America. The customer also saves money in the process because it allows Split Rock Coffee to offer a discount on the coffee.

Split Rock Coffee was started in Minnesota near the famous Split Rock lighthouse, which is where they got the name from. This is near Minnesota’s north shore and I believe the lighthouse dates back to 1905, so there’s some amazing history behind the name of their company as well. It’s just an awesome thing they have going, and to top it off, they’re veterans of the military. They were born to serve and protect, and now they’re providing coffee to fellow Americans in the land of the free, home of the brave.

I talked to Paul, one of the owners, and he was really happy about the Medium Breakfast Blend, saying it’s one of their most popular coffees to buy online. He said, “our Medium Breakfast Blend roast is our best-seller, because it has the best of both blends, Light with a morning kick and a darker roast to give you taste buds a treat in those early mornings.” Ron and Paul are doing such a great job at Split Rock Coffee and it really does show in the flavor of their product.

I’ve tried their coffee personally and it’s great. Like I said, I’m a light roast fan. I do breakfast roast too, but light roast was always my favorite. I even got a free mug with my purchase. The mug rules! It’s a dark blue coffee mug that packs a punch when you fill it with your favorite brew. You can get one in a coffee package deal on their website!

Another thing I really enjoy about the guys at Split Rock Coffee, both Paul and Ron, is their work with local charities and doing things in the community that help people. These veterans aren’t just selling coffee, they’re doing things that really matter, and that’s one reason we support them. Split Rock Coffee is coffee with a purpose! You can read about their charitable adventures in their blog to see what they’re up to.

Paul and Ron were nice enough to give me a coupon/promo code that gets people 10% off their purchase. I’m happy to share that code with you, so you can save money buying coffee online!

Use promo code ‘Frank10’ at checkout on SplitRockCoffee.com to save 10% and get coffee delivered to you. Check out their coffee subscriptions, too!

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